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President Barack Obama and President Dmitry Medvedev of Russia ride together to lunch at Ray's Hell Burger in Arlington, Va., June 24, 2010. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)


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Barack Obama is seen displa... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Barack Obama is seen displaying the thumb that's been up his ass since January, 2009.

Pull my thumb... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Pull my thumb

"Yeah we run a pretty tight... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Yeah we run a pretty tight ship alright. A spy could get anywhere near our secrets these days."

couldn't... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

couldn't

Obama - "Okay Dmitri, once ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "Okay Dmitri, once I nationalize the oil industry what do you think my next step should be?"

No, usually I'll use a 7 ir... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

No, usually I'll use a 7 iron on a shot like that..."

Obama - "and then Biden sai... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "and then Biden said that he heard the President of Russia was coming and that he always wanted to meet Stalin"

Obama - "So do you want to ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "So do you want to play my sidekick in the next Kickass movie"

Obama "I thought I would g... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "I thought I would get more time in on the links once I became President. Bush made this stuff look so easy"

A couple of puppets out for... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

A couple of puppets out for a ride.

Obama - "There is nothing w... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "There is nothing wrong with our roads, that bump we hit was just Rahm Emmanuel taking the blame for the oil spill"

Obama - "My sincerest apolo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "My sincerest apologies for not bowing earlier, the damn press has been on my ass about that"

Obama has trouble reading t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama has trouble reading the teleprompter as the sun keeps shining on the screen.

Dimitri,let me be clear,I'm... (Below threshold)
flying buttress:

Dimitri,let me be clear,I'm taking you on a tour of my gentleman's private bath house. Whatta ya think?

Dmitri - "How are you handl... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dmitri - "How are you handling the pressues of your office?"

Obama - "My philosophy is this.

Take Responsibility Not Just For Your Successes, But For Your Failures As Well. ... It's The Easiest Thing In The World To Start Looking Around For Someone To Blame.

I remember that and then I start looking for a way to blame Bush."

The President of Russia mee... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The President of Russia meets the boy king.

Obama - "See my hand goes o... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "See my hand goes on the driver like this"

"Have you heard this one? A... (Below threshold)
JPO:

"Have you heard this one? A Russian, and German, and Rev. Wright walk into a bar..."

Obama - "And then John L Su... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "And then John L Sullivan would hold his hand like this and say "This is the hand that shook the world"

Dmitri - "And you my friend are no John L Sullivan"

Obama displays his metrosex... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama displays his metrosexualness.

"I am the one you've been w... (Below threshold)
Eric:

"I am the one you've been waiting for since 1917."

Obama - "so after we eat th... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "so after we eat these greasetraps how about we go back to the WH for a bit of arugula like civilized people"

Dmitri - "How do people in ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dmitri - "How do people in your administration know they are in trouble?"

Obama - "They see a big bus coming towards them"

That is so true! Although o... (Below threshold)

That is so true! Although one wonders if "War and Peace" would have been as highly acclaimed as it was if it was published under it's original name "War---What Is It Good For?"

As far as Kobe beef goes, I... (Below threshold)
Shawn:

As far as Kobe beef goes, I pinch it like this to make sure it's cooked just right.

Now enough about me, let's talk about me..

Do we have time for a quick... (Below threshold)

Do we have time for a quick nine before burgers?

Obama - "So, you say your g... (Below threshold)

Obama - "So, you say your government balanced its budget by shutting down its intelligence services. Great idea! I'm going to try that."

I don't expect you to meet ... (Below threshold)

I don't expect you to meet us half way, Dimitri. We will catch up to you and be even better socialists that you ever dreamed of. Because we're American Socialists.

My proudest accomplishment ... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

My proudest accomplishment in my first 18 months?

Hitting 3 on a par 5 on a windy day in LA

I spy something... red.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I spy something... red.

Obama: Dimitry, you know wh... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

Obama: Dimitry, you know what your problem is? You don't have someone like Joe Biden. C'mon you can tell me, Putin is a pain in the ass for you isn't he? See Biden makes me look smart. Vlad just makes you look like a puppet.

Medvedev: Actually, aren't you just a puppet of George Soros? See in Russia, we play chess. You are still stuck trying to figure out checkers. I love negotiating with you. You give me everything I want and you get nothing.

Let me be clear, Dmitry, I ... (Below threshold)
J-Ho:

Let me be clear, Dmitry, I think Stoli goes perfectly with Arugula

Mr. Medvedev, put up that w... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Mr. Medvedev, put up that wall!

Its like this Dimitri. We h... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Its like this Dimitri. We have 10 of your spies so you need to give us something in return so I can give them back to you. How about you creating a distraction to take the public's attention off my failures? Yes, I know it would have to be something big, huge even...

Russian President Medvedev ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Russian President Medvedev dons a leather skirt so that President Obama will be more comfortable.

Obama: "We collect product ... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Obama: "We collect product placement fees with on all official White House photographs as well. See those Aquafina bottles, Pepsi is paying for Michelle's fall and winter wardrobes".

First, let me apologize for... (Below threshold)
Wiglaf:

First, let me apologize for that whole "cold war" thing.

President Barack Obama and ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

President Barack Obama and President Dmitry Medvedev of Russia ride together in the first teleprompter-equipped limo in U.S. history.

Dimitry, my Friend, the rec... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Dimitry, my Friend, the recession and the budget deficit are making us cut back on a lot of things. So, I'm going to offer to sell Alaska, one of our 57 states, back to you.

I guess Pinky and the Brain... (Below threshold)
retired military:

I guess Pinky and the Brain wouldnt apply here.

I can see Russia from my li... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I can see Russia from my limo.

If I wasn't sitting down, I... (Below threshold)
Spike:

If I wasn't sitting down, I'd be bowing to you.

I would say that my greates... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I would say that my greatest gift is unpretentiousness.

Don't worry about this dust... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Don't worry about this dust-up about your "spies". I'll have the DoJ drop the case and we'll just consider them "undocumented workers". That is, of course, as long as you can assure me that they'll vote Democrat in the elections this Fall.

Oh no, Mr. President! When ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Oh no, Mr. President! When I said I was looking for "whose ass to kick" I didn't mean you! I was talking about my own people!

"...and then I'll pretend w... (Below threshold)
John:

"...and then I'll pretend we caught some low level spies while continuing to work with you and A-Jad behind the scenes. Plan?"

Driver! 10 points for every... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Driver! 10 points for every Jew you can clip! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Dimitry: "We are not so ver... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Dimitry: "We are not so very far from each other, no?"
Chauncey Gardner: "No, our arms are almost touching."

You know Dmitry, the only r... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

You know Dmitry, the only real dream from my father was to make America be just like the Soviet Union...

I love your country. I've a... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I love your country. I've always thought the word "Czar" has such a nice ring to it!

"I really am amazing! But e... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"I really am amazing! But enough about me; what do you think about me?"

Obama: "So I told them to t... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Obama: "So I told them to take that statue of this Churchill dude, whoever in the hell that is, pack it up, and send it back to the limeys."

Spies like us...... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Spies like us...

"I am the way, the Pravda, ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"I am the way, the Pravda, and the life."

Now seriously Dmitry...thes... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Now seriously Dmitry...these spies of yours were so inept, even Maxwell Smart could root them out...

"So, what was the second th... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"So, what was the second thing that Vladimir did?"

Dumb and Dum...no, wait. C... (Below threshold)

Dumb and Dum...no, wait. Communist and Communister. You decide which is which.

Dmitry thinking: How did th... (Below threshold)
Hank:

Dmitry thinking: How did this guy ever get elected to anything?

Dmitry thinking: "So this i... (Below threshold)
Hank:

Dmitry thinking: "So this is what a useful idiot is like."

Obama to Dmitry:<bloc... (Below threshold)

Obama to Dmitry:

Comrade...now that we have them all chasing the story on the redhead, love the irony by-the-way, here's the real scoop. Tell Putin we're ahead of schedule on operation Pereguzka.
And then I shook my fist li... (Below threshold)
Prairie:

And then I shook my fist list this ...at BP and said "I'm lookin to kick some ass, that's how we do it in America. Do you like my ride?

Obama to Dmitry:<bloc... (Below threshold)

Obama to Dmitry:

Tell HQ that the last pair of blackmarket jeans they sent me didn't fit quite right."
On the Highway to Hell....f... (Below threshold)
Mikey60:

On the Highway to Hell....for burgers.

Dink Cadillac... (Below threshold)
914:

Dink Cadillac

Barry give's Dmitry pointer... (Below threshold)
914:

Barry give's Dmitry pointer's on how to successfully implement socialism.

"I would never throw my mos... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

"I would never throw my most important people under a bus. Under this limo, yes. Under a bus, no."

"I'll make you a deal. I'l... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

"I'll make you a deal. I'll let you take your spies home with you on the condition that you take Joe Biden home with you, too."

One is and anti-American th... (Below threshold)
Sheik Yur Bouty:

One is and anti-American thug out to hurt America in every way possible. The other is the President of Russia.

Dmitri: ... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Dmitri:

"My nation produces chess and mathematics champions, we are first to send satellite into space, we do more to defeat Nazis than anyone else ...

... but we must pretend to support an American president with the ethics of a con man and the brains of a babushka doll."

"I've finally agreed to ask... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

"I've finally agreed to ask other nations for help in solving the disaster that the USA is suffering through. So, what can Russia do to save my presidency?"

Obama: "Yeah I have to pret... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Obama: "Yeah I have to pretend not to be a communist too. Luckily, just like in your country, we control the press."

"Yes, that's Joe Biden runn... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

"Yes, that's Joe Biden running behind the limo. What do you do to keep your Vice-President from saying something foolish while a VIP is visiting?"

This next golf course up ah... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

This next golf course up ahead............

Here we have the leader of ... (Below threshold)
exceller:

Here we have the leader of a regime which despises America and what it stands for, and is actively trying to undermine our strength in the world.

The other guy is Dmitry Medvedev.

Hey Dmitri, did you realize... (Below threshold)
NoObama:

Hey Dmitri, did you realize my driver should of taken that last turn? Where are we going???

"... and contrary to curren... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"... and contrary to current criticism, you had to notice, Dmitry, how quick I was deciding not only how I wanted my burger cooked, but also which toppings would be appropriate. I am most certainly a decisive leader on all these counts....."

"As far as I'm concerned, D... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"As far as I'm concerned, Dmitry, Alaska is yours and I'd be delighted to return it to you sooner rather than later."

"It's no problem cause now ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"It's no problem cause now I can shut down the Internet anytime I want WITHOUT approval from Congress, Dmitry. We can let the revolution begin."

As obama explains how he wi... (Below threshold)
wildman:

As obama explains how he will destroy america. Dimitry places his coat on his lap to hide his hardon

We can pull over right up h... (Below threshold)
NoObama:

We can pull over right up here and do a Chinese fire drill if you like! The Americans laugh at stuff like that...

What the prompter meant to ... (Below threshold)
NoObama:

What the prompter meant to say was......

Dmitri...., the "I know you... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Dmitri...., the "I know you are but what am
I?" litany gets us nowhere!

.....but I don't see how ru... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

.....but I don't see how running all my limos
on Stoli lowers the carbon footprint.

I wonder how long we can ge... (Below threshold)
NoObama:

I wonder how long we can get away with it!

"... and then Marx said to ... (Below threshold)
Rob:

"... and then Marx said to Engels..."

No problem, Dmitri....one p... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

No problem, Dmitri....one push of this remote
button and "Red Dawn" will pop up on that
screen...in HD!

"Let me tell you, this is s... (Below threshold)
Rob:

"Let me tell you, this is so much better than my dates with Michelle."

I kid you not, Dmitri....Dr... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

I kid you not, Dmitri....Dr. Zhivago really
IS the name of Michelle's gynecologist!

Before you cut your next on... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Before you cut your next one, Dmitri, gimme
a heads-up and I'll crack a window.

I have to admit your New Yo... (Below threshold)
Spencer:

I have to admit your New York spy is hot!

You see, Dmitri, YOUR seat ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

You see, Dmitri, YOUR seat ejects. One push on
the remote in my hand and you'll be sitting
on your ass in Lafayette Park.

Two peas in a pod... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Two peas in a pod

One of these men works dili... (Below threshold)
retired military:

One of these men works diligently for the destruction of the US, believes secret police should be able to arrest any state enemies for no reason, is working to enslave millions in poverty, and has no greater desire than to rule like a modern day Julius Ceasar. The other is the President of Russia.

So, is there anything else ... (Below threshold)
guido:

So, is there anything else you want me to teach you about the superiority of the communist system, Dmitry?

Dmitri - "I wish I could op... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dmitri - "I wish I could open my borders and get 20 million new voters to vote for me"

Obama - "some of us got it like that"

Obama - "Tell me the truth,... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "Tell me the truth, do these pants make me look fat?"

Obama - "Driver, move the t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "Driver, move the teleprompter to the right about 6 inches."

I'm glad you enjoyed the bu... (Below threshold)
guido:

I'm glad you enjoyed the burger, Dmitry, but just wait until breakfast tomorrow. I know this great place where they just let you eat yo' damn waffles.

Dmitry, I am not to be trif... (Below threshold)
guido:

Dmitry, I am not to be trifled with. I can fly my jet low over New York City and terrify the populace. Do you think your fleet of bombers could do any better than that?

No kidding? Are you serious... (Below threshold)
guido:

No kidding? Are you serious? In Soviet Russia, teleprompter reads you?

Hey, since the Falcons dump... (Below threshold)
jbwbubba:

Hey, since the Falcons dumped Michael Vick, I don't care what you do to Georgia.

Uhg, was that water in the ... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

Uhg, was that water in the bottle? In Russia that's how we bottle vodka !

It's easier to cross your l... (Below threshold)
fustian:

It's easier to cross your legs like that when you don't have balls.

Dmitri - "What do you say t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dmitri - "What do you say to the people who say you are trying to destroy your country?"

Obama - "What else is there more for me to do"

"Conservatives like the ide... (Below threshold)
NoObama:

"Conservatives like the idea of paying a black man to clean up their mess. Your thoughts?"

As you know by now, our gov... (Below threshold)
NoObama:

As you know by now, our government is now taking an active role in the auto business. I as President will offer hope, change, and 0 percent financing.

Forget that red-haired lady... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Forget that red-haired lady. Medvedev personally makes contact with the deepest asset Mother Russia has.

Obama: Dmitry, do you know ... (Below threshold)
NoObama:

Obama: Dmitry, do you know the real reason i dont close my eyes when i pray?

Dmitry: No, why?

Obama: It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed. Look, try yourself....

Seriously Dmitry, I thought... (Below threshold)
NoObama:

Seriously Dmitry, I thought we had 57 states?

With Rahm away, there was n... (Below threshold)
Jim Addison:

With Rahm away, there was no one to tell Barry he was losing the contest of "Rock, Paper, Scissors" for the Republic of Georgia by tipping his hand too soon.

Presidential limousine's ai... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Presidential limousine's air bags.

Hey Dmitry, why do the Scot... (Below threshold)
NoObama:

Hey Dmitry, why do the Scottish wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.

Dmitry, do you know what FU... (Below threshold)
NoObama:

Dmitry, do you know what FUBU really stands for?
A: Farmers Use'ta Beat Us.

Look here Dmrity, if you di... (Below threshold)
NoObama:

Look here Dmrity, if you disagree with me, you're a racist homophobe who reads Mein Kampf on the toilet.

"My other car is a Yugo" </... (Below threshold)

"My other car is a Yugo"

Obama - "and our borders ar... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "and our borders are as safe as they have ever been... for illegal aliens and drug smugglers."

Obama "... and that is how ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "... and that is how I plan to get 20 million new voters voting for me"

Dmitri "By Nov 2012, do you think it will be enough?"

Obama "I dont know but I can hope can't I"

Punch Buggy!... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Punch Buggy!

The Plan Comrade Dmitri, Th... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

The Plan Comrade Dmitri, The Plan is coming together...

These aren't the one's anyo... (Below threshold)
914:

These aren't the one's anyone was waiting for.

"Hey, now that we're alone,... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

"Hey, now that we're alone, can I bum a cigarette off you bro'?"

You know Dimitri? Soon I w... (Below threshold)
olsoljer:

You know Dimitri? Soon I will be able to see Mexico from My house.

"Skinny little car, huh?"</... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

"Skinny little car, huh?"

Of course, only a Russian c... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

Of course, only a Russian could be to the left of Barack Obama.

Medvedev being discreet aft... (Below threshold)
eaglewingz08:

Medvedev being discreet after Obama gives him the Gore masseuse treatment.

Is that a Molotov in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Back in the USSR, you don't know happy you are Barry to be back in the USSR.

Dmitri:We stopped employing our spies in the US anymore, Barry, since you were elected.

Barry: Yes, that's a sign of our reset button.

No Barry, we just read about your country's secrets in the dailies or in your Administration's press conferences. It saves all those travel costs and housing expenses.

Barry: Let's sing kubaya.

Chicks dig the ride!... (Below threshold)

Chicks dig the ride!

My Putin's bigger than your... (Below threshold)

My Putin's bigger than yours.

How much will you give me f... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

How much will you give me for Alaska?

"Mongo only pawn in game of... (Below threshold)

"Mongo only pawn in game of life."

"The real fun is telling Bi... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"The real fun is telling Biden to sit in the corner of the Oval Office."

Medvedev: "Oh yeah... Well ... (Below threshold)

Medvedev: "Oh yeah... Well here's real scary... I can see Palin's Living Room window from our most Northeastern shore."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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