This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster success. There were many, many excellent captions and one universally despised caption. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian) - "Tell them I'm a Black Panther.

Then, they'd have to let me go. Right?"

2) (Jeff Blogworthy) - "But... but... I'm a Democrat!... I'm not supposed to have to face consequences."

3) (dfbaskwill) - "It was my f**king twin from England, I swear!"

4) (Rachel Edith) - "Gimme a break! I drank. I drugged. But I told Al Gore 'No freakin' way!'"

5) (Faith+1) - "90 days!!! But that's....that's....that's like 3 rehabs, 2 DUIs, 4 coke binges and 6 relationships long!"

6) (just bob) - "But I've already tried that girl on girl thing, this isn't going to teach me anything."

The Readers Choice Award this week went to fustian's winning entry. In it's place I'm honoring one more excellent caption:

(Dodo David) - Lohan: "The judge can't do this to me. Doesn't she know that it will ruin my acting career?"
Attorney: "What acting career?"

That's all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.