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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

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Michelle Obama poses for photos on a trip to Panama City Beach, Florida


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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Plug that damn Leak!!!!... (Below threshold)

Plug that damn Leak!!!!

Plugged hard and put away w... (Below threshold)

Plugged hard and put away wet.

Two thumbs way up for chick... (Below threshold)

Two thumbs way up for chicken and waffles.

Look what doing NOTHING doe... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Look what doing NOTHING does!

"For the first time in my a... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"For the first time in my adult lifetime I am proud of my dress designer."

Who wrote F U on my thumbna... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Who wrote F U on my thumbnails!!!!

Michelle Obama sporting her... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

Michelle Obama sporting her new designer "oil leak" dress. Even she knows not to waste a crisis.

A cowhide dress for a cow</... (Below threshold)
Stan:

A cowhide dress for a cow

Barack is packin it alright... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Barack is packin it alright...

Come to Cuba! No oil here!... (Below threshold)
pibill:

Come to Cuba! No oil here!

Despite rumors Michelle Oba... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Despite rumors Michelle Obama displays her "opposing thumbs."

My name is Michelle Obama a... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

My name is Michelle Obama and I approve of this oil spill.

After being told the New Bl... (Below threshold)
Justrand:

After being told the New Black Panther party was preparing to "kill Crackers and their babies" Michelle Obama briefly broke protocol.

Off in the distance you can... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Off in the distance you can hear Tarzan yelling: "Chita stop playing in Jane's dresses."

When asked if she was going... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

When asked if she was going to enjoy a vacation in Maine, the wookie responded.

Michelle Obama participated... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Michelle Obama participated in the recent "open auditions" held by Dancing With the Stars" on the Panama City Beach.

"Drill baby, drill!"... (Below threshold)

"Drill baby, drill!"

Kancho Queen... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Kancho Queen

See Kids...it's easy to mak... (Below threshold)
vader06:

See Kids...it's easy to make a tie-dye shirt...just roll in the sand like I did!

Desperately trying to un-cr... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Desperately trying to un-cross her eyes for the camera.....

He said HE won...whose THE ... (Below threshold)
gladius:

He said HE won...whose THE BOSS !!!

Yeah! Kill them cracker bab... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Yeah! Kill them cracker babies!

For the first time in my ad... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

For the first time in my adult life, I'm not wearing a ridiculous high-waisted belt.

Redistributive in-comings.<... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Redistributive in-comings.

Little Michelle Horner sat ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Little Michelle Horner sat in the corner
Eating her Stimulus Pie,
She put in her thumbs and pulled out two plums
And said, "What a good girl am I!"

Mama Obama Logic: "On the o... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Mama Obama Logic: "On the one hand, you are screwed; on the other hand, you are screwed."

"Throw me another can of bl... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"Throw me another can of black paint and I'll see if I can catch it this time".

Support for Lee Ward's Wiz-... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Support for Lee Ward's Wiz-ban from an unexpected source.

Ugly designer dress: $2400<... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Ugly designer dress: $2400
Five bracelets from the dollar store: $5
Watching your husband destroy America: priceless

Thumbs up to...the <... (Below threshold)


Thumbs up to...the Oil Spill in the Gulf? (You know never let a crises go to waste)

Mama 'bama: "Obamanomics is... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Mama 'bama: "Obamanomics is simple. You take thumbs away from people who use them, and you give them to people who don't use theirs".

Rorschach summer wea... (Below threshold)

Rorschach summer wear?

People have accused my husb... (Below threshold)
JB:

People have accused my husband of sitting around with his thumb up his ass while the world falls apart around him. Well I'm here to say he has two thumbs up his ass.

Two more thumbs than the av... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

Two more thumbs than the average Detroit Lion wide receiver.

Oh the huge vanity.... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

Oh the huge vanity.

"Way to go Captain Kick-Ass... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"Way to go Captain Kick-Ass!"

Elections have consequences... (Below threshold)
jim2:

Elections have consequences.

Michelle gives two thumbs u... (Below threshold)
kenneyraisin:

Michelle gives two thumbs up to the BP scientist who managed to pull the thong out of her ass.

Look at this ink blot and t... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Look at this ink blot and tell me what you see.

"Socialism."

My husband's just like a ne... (Below threshold)
fustian:

My husband's just like a newspaper: black and white, but red all over!

"Gulf coast economy destroy... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

"Gulf coast economy destroyed-- mission accomplished. I wore my oil spill dress to celebrate!"

What has two thumbs, looks ... (Below threshold)
_Mike_:

What has two thumbs, looks like a Wookie, and likes to talk about FAT kids ?

Using both thumbs, she hope... (Below threshold)
JPO:

Using both thumbs, she hoped to be counted twice in the latest presidential approval ratings.

Michelle, how many seats do... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Michelle, how many seats do you predict democrats will hold in the House after November?

With thumbs like that you c... (Below threshold)
fustian:

With thumbs like that you could end iPhone communication for a couple of square miles!

"Thumbs Up For Pretzel Logi... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Thumbs Up For Pretzel Logic's Caption."

Mrs. Not-smarter than a Fif... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Mrs. Not-smarter than a Fifth Grader: "......56 and 57; there are 57."

Michelle Obama illustrates ... (Below threshold)
kenneyraisin:

Michelle Obama illustrates what Representative Sheila Jackson Lee meant by two Vietnams side by side.

Go ahead. Pull my fingers. ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Go ahead. Pull my fingers. We'll blame THAT on BP too.

Maybe now that BP has manag... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Maybe now that BP has managed to cap their well, they can figure out some way to plug this.

Michelle Obama's attempt to... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Michelle Obama's attempt to impersonate the Fonz took a turn for the worse when she tried to jump a shark. The shark won.

Michelle Obama auditions fo... (Below threshold)
Him Again:

Michelle Obama auditions for the Annette Funicello role in an all-black remake of Beach Blanket Bingo.

Do you know what you can do... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Do you know what you can do America?

You can stick your thumbs up your ass and walk on your elbows, for all I care.

We won!!

Mine is about this long and... (Below threshold)
just bob:

Mine is about this long and the Prez loves it.

Pelican dropping's... (Below threshold)
914:

Pelican dropping's

With the passing of the fin... (Below threshold)
retired military:

With the passing of the financial regulations bill, Michelle gives thumbs up to the wrecking of the rest of the economy.

Michelle displays the only ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle displays the only hole that Obama can plug.

"This sand is getting every... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"This sand is getting everywhere. Look at what it did to my manicure"

What has two thumbs and lik... (Below threshold)
Clancy:

What has two thumbs and likes BJ's?

"Opposable thumbs! I have n... (Below threshold)
George Orwell:

"Opposable thumbs! I have no idea what to do with them."

(Sorry, my caption was admi... (Below threshold)
Clancy:

(Sorry, my caption was admittedly crass, but it reminded me of one of my favorite jokes...)

Michelle Obama caused a sti... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle Obama caused a stir at the Stars Wars convention by giving the thumbs up and causing Hans Solo to lift off in the Millenium Falcon.

Michelle Obama provided fee... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle Obama provided feedback to the latest Rasmussen poll which showed the majority of Americans thought the country was moving towards socialism.

See what shows up in the po... (Below threshold)
George Orwell:

See what shows up in the pot on a special Sea Monster episode of "Deadliest Catch."

"Mission Accomplished"<br /... (Below threshold)
Meiji_man:

"Mission Accomplished"

Taxpayer-funded beach party... (Below threshold)
George Orwell:

Taxpayer-funded beach party and date night!

And now you will blow me.

Hey America! Up Yours!... (Below threshold)
jester:

Hey America! Up Yours!

Michelle Obama you just fin... (Below threshold)
firefirefire:

Michelle Obama you just finished touring the oil spill devestated gulf coast what's next???
M.O. I'm going to vacation in Maine suckas

Michelle Obama displays in ... (Below threshold)
kenneyraisin:

Michelle Obama displays in binary language the collective IQ of the Democratic Party.

"Hey, this dress is just li... (Below threshold)
George Orwell:

"Hey, this dress is just like my husband. Half white, half black, and you would have to be blind to want it!"

"BP owes reparations for my... (Below threshold)

"BP owes reparations for my dry cleaning now!"

One for Joe, and one for 'O... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

One for Joe, and one for 'O'

"Hey look, I'm an Oil Chic.... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

"Hey look, I'm an Oil Chic."

Forget my arms -take a look... (Below threshold)
Don L:

Forget my arms -take a look at these well toned thumbs suckers!

We won Crackers!... (Below threshold)
Don L:

We won Crackers!

How come her thumb's look s... (Below threshold)
914:

How come her thumb's look so white?

UP YOURS', "CRACKERS."... (Below threshold)
David Spence:

UP YOURS', "CRACKERS."

Ugly, even for a Klingon...... (Below threshold)
John S:

Ugly, even for a Klingon... just ugly.

I plugged the hole.... (Below threshold)
mf:

I plugged the hole.

"I told Barry all his broke... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

"I told Barry all his broken promises would plug up that leak."

"What did Barry do to plug ... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

"What did Barry do to plug that leak?... he was PRESENT!"

"About this long."... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

"About this long."

Two thumb's up for China!!<... (Below threshold)
914:

Two thumb's up for China!!

Stimulus 1 and Stimulus 2!<... (Below threshold)

Stimulus 1 and Stimulus 2!

Beep beep! Get outta my wa... (Below threshold)

Beep beep! Get outta my way! I'm driving the ObamaWagon, the car that every American will have in their garage. The car of the future! Your future...

"Damn, I'm Fine!"... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"Damn, I'm Fine!"

Michelle Obama is caught on... (Below threshold)
AzDreamer:

Michelle Obama is caught on camera practicing her Air Nintendo act for the America's Got Talent show.

"Michelle Obama reviews the... (Below threshold)
Caesar Augustus:

"Michelle Obama reviews the movie 'Reds'"

From the hall's of Montezum... (Below threshold)
914:

From the hall's of Montezuma to the shore's of Tripoli. We will rape this country blind, on that we can agree.

"One...two...three....four.... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"One...two...three....four....I declare a Thumb War!"

Who has two thumbs, a socia... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Who has two thumbs, a socialist agenda, and hates whitey? THIS GAL!

MO unveils her 2011 Stimulu... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

MO unveils her 2011 Stimulus Proposal.

GGGOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

GGGOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!

Michelle Obama gives the of... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Michelle Obama gives the official thumbs up to start the "Playing-of-the-race-card-before-the-midterm-elections" strategy.

I just know I'm gonna get a... (Below threshold)

I just know I'm gonna get another vacation outta this.

I didn't know sasquatch's... (Below threshold)
914:

I didn't know sasquatch's could breed that far south?

Coming soon, Michelle's nex... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Coming soon, Michelle's next Princeton thesis:

On feeling alienated, wearing a dress to the beach, when all the white biotches are wearing bikinis.

In a marathon paintball bat... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

In a marathon paintball battle with the "Uncle Toms",
Michelle's "Black Panthers" team emerges
victorious. "We kicked some sell-out BOOTY
today!"

Michelle Obama proves to th... (Below threshold)
kenneyraisin:

Michelle Obama proves to the racist Tea Party that no matter what they think, yes she does have two opposing thumbs.

"I hate Nabisco!! No black ... (Below threshold)
914:

"I hate Nabisco!! No black cracker's is um racist!!

I don't care about the skin... (Below threshold)
Wiglaf:

I don't care about the skin.
I don't care about the clothes.
That soul is black.

Too harsh?... (Below threshold)
Wiglaf:

Too harsh?

Look's like Barak is full o... (Below threshold)
914:

Look's like Barak is full of indian ink?

Michelle Obama can count on... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

Michelle Obama can count on two hands how many Democrats will win re-election this November.

Yeah! This ought to help wi... (Below threshold)
Maddox:

Yeah! This ought to help with cap and trade!
One step closer to total take over.

It's not oil; it's capitali... (Below threshold)
tom51:

It's not oil; it's capitalist blood, har har har

Invisible Machine Gun! Rat... (Below threshold)

Invisible Machine Gun! Ratatatatatatat-tat!

Two thumbs up from the new ... (Below threshold)

Two thumbs up from the new spokesperson for Jiffy Lube!

I came here with a pure whi... (Below threshold)
Hangtown Bob:

I came here with a pure white dress and all I got was this oil-stained mess!!!

Barack is out golfing so I ... (Below threshold)

Barack is out golfing so I guess I'm going to have to do my own hole plugging.

So I just plugged up that o... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

So I just plugged up that old hole; yup, Hans Brinker has nothing on me.

Larry King: "Michelle, are... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Larry King: "Michelle, are you critiquing the President's physical endowments or the dead fish you just found washed up on the beach?"

"I believe that oil is very... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"I believe that oil is very bad. But oil is black. Oh dear, I'm afraid I'm a racist."

I am FLOTUS, Hear me roar.<... (Below threshold)
Dewsweeper:

I am FLOTUS, Hear me roar.

Damn it Faith+1, you beat m... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

Damn it Faith+1, you beat me to it... minus the wookie angle.

I got rid of 200 pounds of ... (Below threshold)
Scrapiron:

I got rid of 200 pounds of ass so I could wear this ugly dress.

"So, thumb on down to Louis... (Below threshold)

"So, thumb on down to Louisiana where the sun don't shine! I mean, COME on down to where the sun ALWAYS shines..."

Two thumbs up for Barack Ob... (Below threshold)
Flu-Bird:

Two thumbs up for Barack Obama and his campaign against american soventry

Unbecoming of a First Lady,... (Below threshold)

Unbecoming of a First Lady, Michele Obama reacts to the Lindsay Lohan sentencing.

Hey America....one in the e... (Below threshold)
Dana:

Hey America....one in the eye and one up your ass....and you are gonna like it.

Let's hear it for the "Oil ... (Below threshold)
Bill:

Let's hear it for the "Oil for Crackers" program!

"Hey Michelle, did the oil ... (Below threshold)

"Hey Michelle, did the oil leak mess up your white dress?"
"No, but I did run into Michael Jackson once."

"I am FLOTUS and I want to ... (Below threshold)
rbee:

"I am FLOTUS and I want to give a shout out to my favorite toadie back at the house affectionately known as "grover dill" hey hey Rahmmie!"

"This designer dress cost a... (Below threshold)
Silver Bullet:

"This designer dress cost a bundle but with Barry, money is no object. By the way, we used a special jet to fly our dog to Maine so he could enjoy our vacation with us. Wonder how things are going with the little people in the gulf?"

"I push either of these but... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"I push either of these buttons and Boehner's
SUV is dust!"

"See....everytime the 'Pubs... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"See....everytime the 'Pubs engage us, we
move the goalposts! Say the Cap'nTrade
discussion is here......."

"By the pricking of my thum... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes."

"Yeah...he thought I'd all ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Yeah...he thought I'd all thumbs on our
wedding night....but I taught that hounddog
a few tricks!"

"Go ahead, punk. Make my da... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Go ahead, punk. Make my day."

"Allah?.....he's up there w... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Allah?.....he's up there watching over the
First Family, and taking notes!"

"Yeah, but that myth was bu... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Yeah, but that myth was busted on our second
date......"

"On our first date, I told ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"On our first date, I told him this was the
norm....and he cried and huddled under the
blanket all night long!"

With these thumbs I can fix... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

With these thumbs I can fix the iPhone4 antenna problem.

I dragged my butt all the w... (Below threshold)
Syllabucks:

I dragged my butt all the way down to an oil spill and all I got was this damned t-shirt

Michelle Obama shows what t... (Below threshold)
kenneyraisin:

Michelle Obama shows what that little wind up monkey doll looks like without the cymbals

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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