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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: July 16, 2010 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Michelle Obama poses for photos on a trip to Panama City Beach, Florida


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (136)

Plug that damn Leak!!!!... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Plug that damn Leak!!!!

1. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:07

Plugged hard and put away w... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Plugged hard and put away wet.

2. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:08

Two thumbs way up for chick... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 8:09 AM | Score: -4 (8 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Two thumbs way up for chicken and waffles.

3. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -4 (8 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:09

Look what doing NOTHING doe... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 16, 2010 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Look what doing NOTHING does!

4. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 16, 2010 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:10

"For the first time in my a... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 16, 2010 8:11 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"For the first time in my adult lifetime I am proud of my dress designer."

5. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 16, 2010 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (9 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:11

Who wrote F U on my thumbna... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by tomg51 | July 16, 2010 8:12 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
tomg51:

Who wrote F U on my thumbnails!!!!

6. Posted by tomg51 | July 16, 2010 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (12 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:12

Michelle Obama sporting her... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Weegie | July 16, 2010 8:13 AM | Score: 12 (18 votes cast)
Weegie:

Michelle Obama sporting her new designer "oil leak" dress. Even she knows not to waste a crisis.

7. Posted by Weegie | July 16, 2010 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (18 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:13

A cowhide dress for a cow</... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Stan | July 16, 2010 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
Stan:

A cowhide dress for a cow

8. Posted by Stan | July 16, 2010 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (8 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:13

Barack is packin it alright... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 16, 2010 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Barack is packin it alright...

9. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 16, 2010 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:16

Come to Cuba! No oil here!... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by pibill | July 16, 2010 8:17 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
pibill:

Come to Cuba! No oil here!

10. Posted by pibill | July 16, 2010 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:17

Despite rumors Michelle Oba... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by JAT0 | July 16, 2010 8:25 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
JAT0:

Despite rumors Michelle Obama displays her "opposing thumbs."

11. Posted by JAT0 | July 16, 2010 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (13 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:25

My name is Michelle Obama a... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by JAT0 | July 16, 2010 8:26 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
JAT0:

My name is Michelle Obama and I approve of this oil spill.

12. Posted by JAT0 | July 16, 2010 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (10 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:26

After being told the New Bl... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Justrand | July 16, 2010 8:27 AM | Score: 9 (19 votes cast)
Justrand:

After being told the New Black Panther party was preparing to "kill Crackers and their babies" Michelle Obama briefly broke protocol.

13. Posted by Justrand | July 16, 2010 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (19 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:27

Off in the distance you can... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by JAT0 | July 16, 2010 8:29 AM | Score: -13 (21 votes cast)
JAT0:

Off in the distance you can hear Tarzan yelling: "Chita stop playing in Jane's dresses."

14. Posted by JAT0 | July 16, 2010 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -13 (21 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:29

When asked if she was going... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by geo Author Profile Page | July 16, 2010 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
geo Author Profile Page:

When asked if she was going to enjoy a vacation in Maine, the wookie responded.

15. Posted by geo Author Profile Page | July 16, 2010 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:30

Michelle Obama participated... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Upset Old Guy | July 16, 2010 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:

Michelle Obama participated in the recent "open auditions" held by Dancing With the Stars" on the Panama City Beach.

16. Posted by Upset Old Guy | July 16, 2010 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:33

"Drill baby, drill!"... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Drill baby, drill!"

17. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:34

Kancho Queen... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | July 16, 2010 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Kancho Queen

18. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | July 16, 2010 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:36

See Kids...it's easy to mak... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by vader06 | July 16, 2010 8:44 AM | Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
vader06:

See Kids...it's easy to make a tie-dye shirt...just roll in the sand like I did!

19. Posted by vader06 | July 16, 2010 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (14 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:44

Desperately trying to un-cr... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by tomg51 | July 16, 2010 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tomg51:

Desperately trying to un-cross her eyes for the camera.....

20. Posted by tomg51 | July 16, 2010 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:45

He said HE won...whose THE ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by gladius | July 16, 2010 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
gladius:

He said HE won...whose THE BOSS !!!

21. Posted by gladius | July 16, 2010 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:49

Yeah! Kill them cracker bab... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 16, 2010 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Yeah! Kill them cracker babies!

22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 16, 2010 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 08:58

For the first time in my ad... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 16, 2010 9:00 AM | Score: 6 (12 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

For the first time in my adult life, I'm not wearing a ridiculous high-waisted belt.

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 16, 2010 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (12 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:00

Redistributive in-comings.<... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Spike | July 16, 2010 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Redistributive in-comings.

24. Posted by Spike | July 16, 2010 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:01

Little Michelle Horner sat ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 16, 2010 9:05 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Little Michelle Horner sat in the corner
Eating her Stimulus Pie,
She put in her thumbs and pulled out two plums
And said, "What a good girl am I!"

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 16, 2010 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:05

Mama Obama Logic: "On the o... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Spike | July 16, 2010 9:06 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Spike:

Mama Obama Logic: "On the one hand, you are screwed; on the other hand, you are screwed."

26. Posted by Spike | July 16, 2010 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:06

"Throw me another can of bl... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Spike | July 16, 2010 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Spike:

"Throw me another can of black paint and I'll see if I can catch it this time".

27. Posted by Spike | July 16, 2010 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:09

Support for Lee Ward's Wiz-... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 16, 2010 9:09 AM | Score: 21 (25 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Support for Lee Ward's Wiz-ban from an unexpected source.

28. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 16, 2010 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 21 (25 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:09

Ugly designer dress: $2400<... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by sarahconnor2 | July 16, 2010 9:11 AM | Score: 25 (29 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

Ugly designer dress: $2400
Five bracelets from the dollar store: $5
Watching your husband destroy America: priceless

29. Posted by sarahconnor2 | July 16, 2010 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 25 (29 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:11

Thumbs up to...the <... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by jennifer | July 16, 2010 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
jennifer:


Thumbs up to...the Oil Spill in the Gulf? (You know never let a crises go to waste)

30. Posted by jennifer | July 16, 2010 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:13

Mama 'bama: "Obamanomics is... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Spike | July 16, 2010 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Mama 'bama: "Obamanomics is simple. You take thumbs away from people who use them, and you give them to people who don't use theirs".

31. Posted by Spike | July 16, 2010 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:14

Rorschach summer wea... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Jennifer | July 16, 2010 9:15 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Jennifer:

Rorschach summer wear?

32. Posted by Jennifer | July 16, 2010 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:15

People have accused my husb... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by JB | July 16, 2010 9:23 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
JB:

People have accused my husband of sitting around with his thumb up his ass while the world falls apart around him. Well I'm here to say he has two thumbs up his ass.

33. Posted by JB | July 16, 2010 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:23

Two more thumbs than the av... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Two more thumbs than the average Detroit Lion wide receiver.

34. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:26

Oh the huge vanity.... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 9:27 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Oh the huge vanity.

35. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:27

"Way to go Captain Kick-Ass... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Rick13 | July 16, 2010 9:31 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Rick13:

"Way to go Captain Kick-Ass!"

36. Posted by Rick13 | July 16, 2010 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:31

Elections have consequences... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by jim2 | July 16, 2010 9:35 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
jim2:

Elections have consequences.

37. Posted by jim2 | July 16, 2010 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:35

Michelle gives two thumbs u... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by kenneyraisin | July 16, 2010 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
kenneyraisin:

Michelle gives two thumbs up to the BP scientist who managed to pull the thong out of her ass.

38. Posted by kenneyraisin | July 16, 2010 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:38

Look at this ink blot and t... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 16, 2010 9:39 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Look at this ink blot and tell me what you see.

"Socialism."

39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 16, 2010 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:39

My husband's just like a ne... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by fustian | July 16, 2010 9:44 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
fustian:

My husband's just like a newspaper: black and white, but red all over!

40. Posted by fustian | July 16, 2010 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (11 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:44

"Gulf coast economy destroy... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 16, 2010 9:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

"Gulf coast economy destroyed-- mission accomplished. I wore my oil spill dress to celebrate!"

41. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 16, 2010 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:51

What has two thumbs, looks ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by _Mike_ | July 16, 2010 9:52 AM | Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
_Mike_:

What has two thumbs, looks like a Wookie, and likes to talk about FAT kids ?

42. Posted by _Mike_ | July 16, 2010 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (11 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 09:52

Using both thumbs, she hope... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by JPO | July 16, 2010 10:01 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
JPO:

Using both thumbs, she hoped to be counted twice in the latest presidential approval ratings.

43. Posted by JPO | July 16, 2010 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 10:01

Michelle, how many seats do... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by fustian | July 16, 2010 10:04 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Michelle, how many seats do you predict democrats will hold in the House after November?

44. Posted by fustian | July 16, 2010 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 10:04

With thumbs like that you c... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by fustian | July 16, 2010 10:13 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

With thumbs like that you could end iPhone communication for a couple of square miles!

45. Posted by fustian | July 16, 2010 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 10:13

"Thumbs Up For Pretzel Logi... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 16, 2010 10:14 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"Thumbs Up For Pretzel Logic's Caption."

46. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 16, 2010 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 10:14

Mrs. Not-smarter than a Fif... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Spike | July 16, 2010 10:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

Mrs. Not-smarter than a Fifth Grader: "......56 and 57; there are 57."

47. Posted by Spike | July 16, 2010 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 10:15

Michelle Obama illustrates ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by kenneyraisin | July 16, 2010 10:20 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
kenneyraisin:

Michelle Obama illustrates what Representative Sheila Jackson Lee meant by two Vietnams side by side.

48. Posted by kenneyraisin | July 16, 2010 10:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 10:20

Go ahead. Pull my fingers. ... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by fustian | July 16, 2010 10:24 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

Go ahead. Pull my fingers. We'll blame THAT on BP too.

49. Posted by fustian | July 16, 2010 10:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 10:24

Maybe now that BP has manag... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by fustian | July 16, 2010 10:29 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

Maybe now that BP has managed to cap their well, they can figure out some way to plug this.

50. Posted by fustian | July 16, 2010 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 10:29

Michelle Obama's attempt to... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Dodo David | July 16, 2010 10:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Michelle Obama's attempt to impersonate the Fonz took a turn for the worse when she tried to jump a shark. The shark won.

51. Posted by Dodo David | July 16, 2010 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 10:30

Michelle Obama auditions fo... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Him Again | July 16, 2010 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Him Again:

Michelle Obama auditions for the Annette Funicello role in an all-black remake of Beach Blanket Bingo.

52. Posted by Him Again | July 16, 2010 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 10:41

Do you know what you can do... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by BluesHarper | July 16, 2010 10:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

Do you know what you can do America?

You can stick your thumbs up your ass and walk on your elbows, for all I care.

We won!!

53. Posted by BluesHarper | July 16, 2010 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 10:43

Mine is about this long and... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by just bob | July 16, 2010 10:45 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
just bob:

Mine is about this long and the Prez loves it.

54. Posted by just bob | July 16, 2010 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 10:45

Pelican dropping's... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by 914 | July 16, 2010 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Pelican dropping's

55. Posted by 914 | July 16, 2010 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:00

With the passing of the fin... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by retired military | July 16, 2010 11:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

With the passing of the financial regulations bill, Michelle gives thumbs up to the wrecking of the rest of the economy.

56. Posted by retired military | July 16, 2010 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:05

Michelle displays the only ... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by retired military | July 16, 2010 11:06 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Michelle displays the only hole that Obama can plug.

57. Posted by retired military | July 16, 2010 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:06

"This sand is getting every... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by retired military | July 16, 2010 11:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

"This sand is getting everywhere. Look at what it did to my manicure"

58. Posted by retired military | July 16, 2010 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:08

What has two thumbs and lik... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Clancy | July 16, 2010 11:10 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Clancy:

What has two thumbs and likes BJ's?

59. Posted by Clancy | July 16, 2010 11:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:10

"Opposable thumbs! I have n... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by George Orwell | July 16, 2010 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George Orwell:

"Opposable thumbs! I have no idea what to do with them."

60. Posted by George Orwell | July 16, 2010 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:12

(Sorry, my caption was admi... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Clancy | July 16, 2010 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clancy:

(Sorry, my caption was admittedly crass, but it reminded me of one of my favorite jokes...)

61. Posted by Clancy | July 16, 2010 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:12

Michelle Obama caused a sti... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by retired military | July 16, 2010 11:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Michelle Obama caused a stir at the Stars Wars convention by giving the thumbs up and causing Hans Solo to lift off in the Millenium Falcon.

62. Posted by retired military | July 16, 2010 11:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:13

Michelle Obama provided fee... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by retired military | July 16, 2010 11:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Michelle Obama provided feedback to the latest Rasmussen poll which showed the majority of Americans thought the country was moving towards socialism.

63. Posted by retired military | July 16, 2010 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:17

See what shows up in the po... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by George Orwell | July 16, 2010 11:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
George Orwell:

See what shows up in the pot on a special Sea Monster episode of "Deadliest Catch."

64. Posted by George Orwell | July 16, 2010 11:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:23

"Mission Accomplished"<br /... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Meiji_man | July 16, 2010 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Meiji_man:

"Mission Accomplished"

65. Posted by Meiji_man | July 16, 2010 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:29

Taxpayer-funded beach party... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by George Orwell | July 16, 2010 11:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
George Orwell:

Taxpayer-funded beach party and date night!

And now you will blow me.

66. Posted by George Orwell | July 16, 2010 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:29

Hey America! Up Yours!... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by jester | July 16, 2010 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jester:

Hey America! Up Yours!

67. Posted by jester | July 16, 2010 11:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:33

Michelle Obama you just fin... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by firefirefire | July 16, 2010 11:34 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
firefirefire:

Michelle Obama you just finished touring the oil spill devestated gulf coast what's next???
M.O. I'm going to vacation in Maine suckas

68. Posted by firefirefire | July 16, 2010 11:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:34

Michelle Obama displays in ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by kenneyraisin | July 16, 2010 11:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
kenneyraisin:

Michelle Obama displays in binary language the collective IQ of the Democratic Party.

69. Posted by kenneyraisin | July 16, 2010 11:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:38

"Hey, this dress is just li... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by George Orwell | July 16, 2010 11:40 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
George Orwell:

"Hey, this dress is just like my husband. Half white, half black, and you would have to be blind to want it!"

70. Posted by George Orwell | July 16, 2010 11:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:40

"BP owes reparations for my... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by dfbaskwill | July 16, 2010 11:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
dfbaskwill:

"BP owes reparations for my dry cleaning now!"

71. Posted by dfbaskwill | July 16, 2010 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:47

One for Joe, and one for 'O... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

One for Joe, and one for 'O'

72. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 11:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:49

"Hey look, I'm an Oil Chic.... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Hey look, I'm an Oil Chic."

73. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 11:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:50

Forget my arms -take a look... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Don L | July 16, 2010 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don L:

Forget my arms -take a look at these well toned thumbs suckers!

74. Posted by Don L | July 16, 2010 11:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:51

We won Crackers!... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Don L | July 16, 2010 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Don L:

We won Crackers!

75. Posted by Don L | July 16, 2010 11:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:52

How come her thumb's look s... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by 914 | July 16, 2010 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

How come her thumb's look so white?

76. Posted by 914 | July 16, 2010 11:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 11:58

UP YOURS', "CRACKERS."... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by David Spence | July 16, 2010 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
David Spence:

UP YOURS', "CRACKERS."

77. Posted by David Spence | July 16, 2010 12:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 12:02

Ugly, even for a Klingon...... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by John S | July 16, 2010 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
John S:

Ugly, even for a Klingon... just ugly.

78. Posted by John S | July 16, 2010 12:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 12:28

I plugged the hole.... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by mf | July 16, 2010 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mf:

I plugged the hole.

79. Posted by mf | July 16, 2010 12:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 12:51

"I told Barry all his broke... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"I told Barry all his broken promises would plug up that leak."

80. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 12:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 12:54

"What did Barry do to plug ... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"What did Barry do to plug that leak?... he was PRESENT!"

81. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 12:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 12:54

"About this long."... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Hodink | July 16, 2010 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

"About this long."

82. Posted by Hodink | July 16, 2010 1:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 13:04

Two thumb's up for China!!<... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by 914 | July 16, 2010 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Two thumb's up for China!!

83. Posted by 914 | July 16, 2010 1:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 13:11

Stimulus 1 and Stimulus 2!<... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 16, 2010 1:13 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Stimulus 1 and Stimulus 2!

84. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 16, 2010 1:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 13:13

Beep beep! Get outta my wa... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 16, 2010 1:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Beep beep! Get outta my way! I'm driving the ObamaWagon, the car that every American will have in their garage. The car of the future! Your future...

85. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 16, 2010 1:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 13:15

"Damn, I'm Fine!"... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | July 16, 2010 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

"Damn, I'm Fine!"

86. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | July 16, 2010 1:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 13:16

Michelle Obama is caught on... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by AzDreamer | July 16, 2010 1:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
AzDreamer:

Michelle Obama is caught on camera practicing her Air Nintendo act for the America's Got Talent show.

87. Posted by AzDreamer | July 16, 2010 1:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 13:26

"Michelle Obama reviews the... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Caesar Augustus | July 16, 2010 1:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Caesar Augustus:

"Michelle Obama reviews the movie 'Reds'"

88. Posted by Caesar Augustus | July 16, 2010 1:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 13:40

From the hall's of Montezum... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by 914 | July 16, 2010 2:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

From the hall's of Montezuma to the shore's of Tripoli. We will rape this country blind, on that we can agree.

89. Posted by 914 | July 16, 2010 2:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 14:00

"One...two...three....four.... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Faith+1 | July 16, 2010 2:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"One...two...three....four....I declare a Thumb War!"

90. Posted by Faith+1 | July 16, 2010 2:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 14:20

Who has two thumbs, a socia... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Faith+1 | July 16, 2010 2:20 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Who has two thumbs, a socialist agenda, and hates whitey? THIS GAL!

91. Posted by Faith+1 | July 16, 2010 2:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 14:20

MO unveils her 2011 Stimulu... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Faith+1 | July 16, 2010 2:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:

MO unveils her 2011 Stimulus Proposal.

92. Posted by Faith+1 | July 16, 2010 2:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 14:21

GGGOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Faith+1 | July 16, 2010 2:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:

GGGOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!

93. Posted by Faith+1 | July 16, 2010 2:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 14:22

Michelle Obama gives the of... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by sarahconnor2 | July 16, 2010 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

Michelle Obama gives the official thumbs up to start the "Playing-of-the-race-card-before-the-midterm-elections" strategy.

94. Posted by sarahconnor2 | July 16, 2010 2:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 14:23

I just know I'm gonna get a... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 2:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

I just know I'm gonna get another vacation outta this.

95. Posted by rodney dill | July 16, 2010 2:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 14:39

I didn't know sasquatch's... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by 914 | July 16, 2010 3:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

I didn't know sasquatch's could breed that far south?

96. Posted by 914 | July 16, 2010 3:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 15:02

Coming soon, Michelle's nex... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | July 16, 2010 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Coming soon, Michelle's next Princeton thesis:

On feeling alienated, wearing a dress to the beach, when all the white biotches are wearing bikinis.

97. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | July 16, 2010 3:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 15:24

In a marathon paintball bat... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 16, 2010 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

In a marathon paintball battle with the "Uncle Toms",
Michelle's "Black Panthers" team emerges
victorious. "We kicked some sell-out BOOTY
today!"

98. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 16, 2010 3:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 15:26

Michelle Obama proves to th... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by kenneyraisin | July 16, 2010 3:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kenneyraisin:

Michelle Obama proves to the racist Tea Party that no matter what they think, yes she does have two opposing thumbs.

99. Posted by kenneyraisin | July 16, 2010 3:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 15:42

"I hate Nabisco!! No black ... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by 914 | July 16, 2010 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"I hate Nabisco!! No black cracker's is um racist!!

100. Posted by 914 | July 16, 2010 3:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 15:47

I don't care about the skin... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Wiglaf | July 16, 2010 4:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wiglaf:

I don't care about the skin.
I don't care about the clothes.
That soul is black.

101. Posted by Wiglaf | July 16, 2010 4:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 16:01

Too harsh?... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Wiglaf | July 16, 2010 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wiglaf:

Too harsh?

102. Posted by Wiglaf | July 16, 2010 4:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 16:03

Look's like Barak is full o... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by 914 | July 16, 2010 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Look's like Barak is full of indian ink?

103. Posted by 914 | July 16, 2010 4:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 16:10

Michelle Obama can count on... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by itismedavid | July 16, 2010 4:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Michelle Obama can count on two hands how many Democrats will win re-election this November.

104. Posted by itismedavid | July 16, 2010 4:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 16:24

Yeah! This ought to help wi... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Maddox | July 16, 2010 4:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maddox:

Yeah! This ought to help with cap and trade!
One step closer to total take over.

105. Posted by Maddox | July 16, 2010 4:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 16:34

It's not oil; it's capitali... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by tom51 | July 16, 2010 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tom51:

It's not oil; it's capitalist blood, har har har

106. Posted by tom51 | July 16, 2010 5:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 17:00

Invisible Machine Gun! Rat... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Cowboy Blob | July 16, 2010 5:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Cowboy Blob:

Invisible Machine Gun! Ratatatatatatat-tat!

107. Posted by Cowboy Blob | July 16, 2010 5:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 17:02

Two thumbs up from the new ... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by proof | July 16, 2010 7:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
proof:

Two thumbs up from the new spokesperson for Jiffy Lube!

108. Posted by proof | July 16, 2010 7:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 19:11

I came here with a pure whi... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Hangtown Bob | July 16, 2010 7:32 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hangtown Bob:

I came here with a pure white dress and all I got was this oil-stained mess!!!

109. Posted by Hangtown Bob | July 16, 2010 7:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 19:32

Barack is out golfing so I ... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 16, 2010 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Barack is out golfing so I guess I'm going to have to do my own hole plugging.

110. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 16, 2010 7:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 19:42

So I just plugged up that o... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 16, 2010 7:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

So I just plugged up that old hole; yup, Hans Brinker has nothing on me.

111. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 16, 2010 7:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 19:51

Larry King: "Michelle, are... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 16, 2010 7:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Larry King: "Michelle, are you critiquing the President's physical endowments or the dead fish you just found washed up on the beach?"

112. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 16, 2010 7:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 19:59

"I believe that oil is very... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 16, 2010 8:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

"I believe that oil is very bad. But oil is black. Oh dear, I'm afraid I'm a racist."

113. Posted by Maggie Mama | July 16, 2010 8:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 20:03

I am FLOTUS, Hear me roar.<... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by Dewsweeper | July 16, 2010 8:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dewsweeper:

I am FLOTUS, Hear me roar.

114. Posted by Dewsweeper | July 16, 2010 8:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 20:22

Damn it Faith+1, you beat m... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | July 16, 2010 8:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

Damn it Faith+1, you beat me to it... minus the wookie angle.

115. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | July 16, 2010 8:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 16, 2010 20:50

I got rid of 200 pounds of ... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Scrapiron | July 17, 2010 12:08 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Scrapiron:

I got rid of 200 pounds of ass so I could wear this ugly dress.

116. Posted by Scrapiron | July 17, 2010 12:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 00:08

"So, thumb on down to Louis... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 17, 2010 12:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

"So, thumb on down to Louisiana where the sun don't shine! I mean, COME on down to where the sun ALWAYS shines..."

117. Posted by Korla Pundit | July 17, 2010 12:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 00:15

Two thumbs up for Barack Ob... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Flu-Bird | July 17, 2010 1:38 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Flu-Bird:

Two thumbs up for Barack Obama and his campaign against american soventry

118. Posted by Flu-Bird | July 17, 2010 1:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 01:38

Unbecoming of a First Lady,... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by D. Dean | July 17, 2010 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Dean:

Unbecoming of a First Lady, Michele Obama reacts to the Lindsay Lohan sentencing.

119. Posted by D. Dean | July 17, 2010 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 07:32

Hey America....one in the e... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by Dana | July 17, 2010 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dana:

Hey America....one in the eye and one up your ass....and you are gonna like it.

120. Posted by Dana | July 17, 2010 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 08:11

Let's hear it for the "Oil ... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Bill | July 17, 2010 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill:

Let's hear it for the "Oil for Crackers" program!

121. Posted by Bill | July 17, 2010 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 10:25

"Hey Michelle, did the oil ... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2010 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Hey Michelle, did the oil leak mess up your white dress?"
"No, but I did run into Michael Jackson once."

122. Posted by rodney dill | July 17, 2010 2:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 14:56

"I am FLOTUS and I want to ... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by rbee | July 17, 2010 3:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rbee:

"I am FLOTUS and I want to give a shout out to my favorite toadie back at the house affectionately known as "grover dill" hey hey Rahmmie!"

123. Posted by rbee | July 17, 2010 3:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 15:23

"This designer dress cost a... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Silver Bullet | July 17, 2010 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Silver Bullet:

"This designer dress cost a bundle but with Barry, money is no object. By the way, we used a special jet to fly our dog to Maine so he could enjoy our vacation with us. Wonder how things are going with the little people in the gulf?"

124. Posted by Silver Bullet | July 17, 2010 4:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 16:04

"I push either of these but... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 17, 2010 7:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"I push either of these buttons and Boehner's
SUV is dust!"

125. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 17, 2010 7:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 19:22

"See....everytime the 'Pubs... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 17, 2010 7:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"See....everytime the 'Pubs engage us, we
move the goalposts! Say the Cap'nTrade
discussion is here......."

126. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 17, 2010 7:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 19:37

"By the pricking of my thum... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 17, 2010 7:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes."

127. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 17, 2010 7:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 19:40

"Yeah...he thought I'd all ... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 17, 2010 8:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Yeah...he thought I'd all thumbs on our
wedding night....but I taught that hounddog
a few tricks!"

128. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 17, 2010 8:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 20:04

"Go ahead, punk. Make my da... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 17, 2010 8:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Go ahead, punk. Make my day."

129. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 17, 2010 8:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 20:07

"Allah?.....he's up there w... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 17, 2010 8:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Allah?.....he's up there watching over the
First Family, and taking notes!"

130. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 17, 2010 8:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 20:15

"Yeah, but that myth was bu... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 17, 2010 8:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Yeah, but that myth was busted on our second
date......"

131. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 17, 2010 8:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 20:17

"On our first date, I told ... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 17, 2010 8:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"On our first date, I told him this was the
norm....and he cried and huddled under the
blanket all night long!"

132. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 17, 2010 8:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 20:22

With these thumbs I can fix... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by Faith+1 | July 17, 2010 10:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

With these thumbs I can fix the iPhone4 antenna problem.

133. Posted by Faith+1 | July 17, 2010 10:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 22:58

I dragged my butt all the w... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by Syllabucks | July 17, 2010 11:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Syllabucks:

I dragged my butt all the way down to an oil spill and all I got was this damned t-shirt

134. Posted by Syllabucks | July 17, 2010 11:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 17, 2010 23:05

Michelle Obama shows what t... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by kenneyraisin | July 18, 2010 9:21 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
kenneyraisin:

Michelle Obama shows what that little wind up monkey doll looks like without the cymbals

135. Posted by kenneyraisin | July 18, 2010 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 18, 2010 09:21

Update: <... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | July 19, 2010 4:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

136. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | July 19, 2010 4:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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