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From Onion News: Soccer officially announces that it is gay. (yes, it's safe for work)





Not that there's anything wrong with that...

In related news, soccer has been linked with socialism, a known mental disease. This may explain why much of Europe and many third world countries get so buzzed about frenzied games which frequently end with an impotent outcome of zero to zero.

Coming soon to a North American continent near you.

I meant the socialism. Although President Obama did once attend a non-existent soccer game back in April...

We now return to our regularly scheduled program.


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A funny skit. One of the bi... (Below threshold)
RicardoVerde:

A funny skit. One of the bigger problems with football/soccer in the US is that there are no natural repetitive breaks, that is, you can't sell much light beer or shaving cream. NFL wasn't a mainstream sport in the US until it was "discovered" by the network TV audience and the sellers of manly products soon followed.

One of the bigger ... (Below threshold)
Jay Guevara:
One of the bigger problems with football/soccer in the US is that there are no natural repetitive breaks, that is, you can't sell much light beer or shaving cream.

That, and it's as gay as a Liza Minelli film festival.

Only game I know of where t... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Only game I know of where the term "Header" is used by someone to describe how a player 'scored'...




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