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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


US President Barack Obama uses his BlackBerry or similar device as he walks to the Oval Office in Washington, DC in 2009. Obama fought hard to keep his BlackBerry when he became president, but with only 10 people authorized to email the super-encrypted device, he admitted Thursday that it is 'no fun.'(AFP/File/Saul Loeb)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Comments (113)

"Dang, why are all these Bo... (Below threshold)

"Dang, why are all these Boy Scouts texting me?"

Screwing up the USA... ther... (Below threshold)

Screwing up the USA... there's an app for that.

"Blame Bush" [email protected] (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Blame Bush" [email protected]

M I C H E L L E P L E A S ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

M I C H E L L E P L E A S E L E T M E I N

"ToDo: Wife&kidz gone for b... (Below threshold)
JLawson:

"ToDo: Wife&kidz gone for b-day, admire self in mirror 12 hours straight. Invite cutie from VIEW for private interview lol"

Soros again? What the hell ... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Soros again? What the hell does he want now?

Send To: [email protected] (Below threshold)

Send To: [email protected]
Message: on 2nd thawt, STFU!

President Obama is seen tes... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

President Obama is seen testing "Porta-Prompt," the new portable teleprompter he will be using for conversations with groups of fewer than four people.

Wow, there's stuff going on... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Wow, there's stuff going on in the world. Where have I been?

"I helped get you elected a... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"I helped get you elected and you pay me back by going on "The View"?

WTF?

Oprah

left foot. right foot. left... (Below threshold)

left foot. right foot. left foot. right foot.

With the new Pocket Prompte... (Below threshold)

With the new Pocket Prompter, you'll never be at a loss for someone else's words.

In the old days, puppets we... (Below threshold)

In the old days, puppets were controlled with strings.

"What do they mean by remem... (Below threshold)
914:

"What do they mean by remember November?".

"Damn!! Now them Sherrod's ... (Below threshold)
914:

"Damn!! Now them Sherrod's want a Beer Summitt too".

"locate nearest door...."</... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

"locate nearest door...."

Yet again Lee Ward tries to... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Yet again Lee Ward tries to comment on Wizbang from a new IP address.

Text msg - "Hill plez let m... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Text msg - "Hill plez let me come 2 wedding. Can promise Chelsea ambassador job to Libya."

Lets see my calendar... (Below threshold)
Buckhunter:


Lets see my calendar for today...

Dye hair black again
Play BBall
Watch View @ 11

Security Briefing ..Got to cancel that too boring

"I kept my mouth shut, now ... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

"I kept my mouth shut, now do your part"
Blago

BHO...LOL!!!... (Below threshold)
Spike:

BHO...LOL!!!

BHO: M R MONGRELS.DA... (Below threshold)
Spike:

BHO: M R MONGRELS.
DA: M R NOT MONGRELS.
BHO: M R 2 MONGRELS.
DA: L I B, M R MONGRELS.

Obama grimaces as his "Worl... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Obama grimaces as his "World Leader" app crashes.

Incompetexting.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Incompetexting.

...I will be all over you l... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

...I will be all over you like a sexed crazed poodle...

Barrack Obama frantically s... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Barrack Obama frantically searches for new apps to complement his "Socialism," "Communism" and "eco-Fascism" apps.

Lee Ward? Banned? Dayyyyum?... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Lee Ward? Banned? Dayyyyum?

Forward this message to the... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Forward this message to the sender and 10 other Liberals, or you will be ridiculed by Glen Beck...

Damn. I'm on the Wizbang W... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

Damn. I'm on the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest again.

Checking to see if his crai... (Below threshold)
Clancy:

Checking to see if his craigslist ad got any hits.

Text message from: <p... (Below threshold)
914:

Text message from:

[email protected]


-Barak, you owe 2 years tithe. You gonna pay or do I tell America you plan on destroying Her?

Sincerely ~ J W

Barack Obama searches for m... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Barack Obama searches for more white contacts to delete.

Dammit! Who keeps putting N... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dammit! Who keeps putting Netanyahu in here? Delete! Delete! Delete!

Obama loving the new Saul A... (Below threshold)
Rich:

Obama loving the new Saul Alinsky app on his phone,good for all radical situations.

Obama practices looking nat... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Obama practices looking natural while using teleprompter app.

Dammit Tiger, just her pict... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

Dammit Tiger, just her picture. I got her phone number.

"damn, what is that code fo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"damn, what is that code for getting in the doors again"

Dateline Jan 20, 2013.... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dateline Jan 20, 2013.

Soon to be ExPresident Obama goes over the paper listing his accomplishments in Office.

ROFLMKAORolling... (Below threshold)

ROFLMKAO

Rolling on Floor Laughing My Kenyan Ass Off

. . . and the app says that... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

. . . and the app says that this is the door, not a window. . .

Damn... my crops failed<br ... (Below threshold)

Damn... my crops failed
Damn Farmville.... Damn Facebook...

"No Michelle... I'm not TEX... (Below threshold)

"No Michelle... I'm not TEXTING again... I'm TAXTING."

Send To: [email protected]<br ... (Below threshold)

Send To: [email protected]
Message: Hey, I need my reception to go to eleven bars...

What happened to my journol... (Below threshold)
Maddox:

What happened to my journolist app?

Still no wedding invitation... (Below threshold)
Roy:

Still no wedding invitation. Damn!

Ya gotta love it when he pr... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Ya gotta love it when he pretends to do technology.

"let's see. Are all my spee... (Below threshold)
Silver Bullet:

"let's see. Are all my speeches on here?"

Prezident Bush...Do U hav ... (Below threshold)

Prezident Bush...Do U hav Prinz Albert in a can?
LOL

Help me Mr. Wizard, I don't... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Help me Mr. Wizard, I don't want to be President.

Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle, drone. Time for this one to come home!

Help - I've fallen in the p... (Below threshold)

Help - I've fallen in the polls and I can't get up!

iPutz... (Below threshold)

iPutz

Something's wrong with this... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Something's wrong with this Ipod. It only shows 50 states.

Obama with eyes closed and ... (Below threshold)
Steve H.:

Obama with eyes closed and using the Dark side of the Force, tries not to use the wrong door again.

"What's this count... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:
"What's this countdown-calendar - what happens 95 days from now, anyway?

And why is it ticking?"

Damn! I missed my morning ... (Below threshold)
Bill Fabrizio:

Damn! I missed my morning constitution reading!

Hugo my love, someday Dmitr... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

Hugo my love, someday Dmitri and us will be able to declare our undying love for each other. Until then...

Hey, who added this "Prepar... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

Hey, who added this "Prepare 3 Envelopes" App?

IDK... my BFF jill?<p... (Below threshold)

IDK... my BFF jill?

J.

Even the GPS feature wasn't... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Even the GPS feature wasn't able to help Obama find the 57th State of the Union. He knew he had been there. But knowing America was never his strong suit.


("Iputz" - hahahahahaa, that's funny right there.)

Damn the what would chairma... (Below threshold)
Scotty:

Damn the what would chairman mao do app never works when I need it.

wait a minute why do they c... (Below threshold)
Scotty:

wait a minute why do they call this a blackberry that sounds a bit racist to me.

Barry's thought bubble:... (Below threshold)
914:

Barry's thought bubble:

{ Let Me see. A beer and smoke at 10am. Round of Golf at noon. Meet with that Bibby guy at 4pm. Throw someone under the bus at 5pm. Beer and smoke with cheese burger at 6pm. Casually pretend to care about My job all the time. Round of golf at 7pm. Beer and smoke before, in-between and after golf.

Come home and rehearse next teleprompted FOX outrage. Have a cig and beer and turn in at 11pm.

Man I love this job.}

In the shadows, just like h... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

In the shadows, just like his regime.

Beam me up, Scotty!... (Below threshold)
Brad:

Beam me up, Scotty!

Dumb-ass Whizbangers still ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Dumb-ass Whizbangers still haven't figured out I'm Rodney Dill...

LOL!!Sincerely,</p... (Below threshold)
JB:

LOL!!

Sincerely,

All your friends at Wizbang

lessee... uh... tee times..... (Below threshold)
MjM:

lessee... uh... tee times... um... Monday, 10:07 a.m....um...ah... Tuesday 2:52 p.m.... uh... uh.. Wednesday, 11:18... uh.. um....

More farce in more location... (Below threshold)

More farce in more locations

snookie - see me on vu? lo... (Below threshold)
teh wind:

snookie - see me on vu? lol!

This damned racist thing ne... (Below threshold)
just bob:

This damned racist thing never works right.

Running for President: 65+... (Below threshold)
cathymv:

Running for President: 65+ million dollars
Pushing thru unstimulating Stimulous: 1 Trillion +
Taking multiple vacations: 500,000+ dollars
Texting screw you to the taxpayers: Priceless

(Reading To Do List) ... (Below threshold)
Raphael M:

(Reading To Do List)

Solve Oil Spill Crisis, preventing the most horrendous environmental disaster imagined -- CHECK

Solve Swine Flu Crisis, saving thousands of American lives -- CHECK

Stop Racists in Arizona from spreading their hate and violence -- CHECK

Turn Economy Around after Disastrous Bush tax cuts for the rich destroy the dreams of many every day Americans -- CHECK

Eliminate Chances for GOP Return to Power in 2010 Election -- CHECK

Give Teabaggers Enough Rope to Hang Themselves -- CHECK

Pass Major Health Care Reform -- CHECK

Pass most sweeping overhaul of U.S. financial regulations since the Great Depression -- CHECK

Place the First Hispanic Woman on the Supreme Court - CHECK

Expand Life-saving Stem Cell research -- CHECK

Eliminate F-22 Fighter Jet Boondoggle - CHECK

Sign the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, restoring basic protections against pay discrimination for women and other workers -- CHECK

Issue a Presidential Memorandum to restore scientific integrity in government decision-making -- CHECK

Sign the Children's Health Insurance Reauthorization Act on February 4, 2009, which provides quality health care to 11 million kids - 4 million who were previously uninsured -- CHECK

Empower states to enact federal fuel efficiency standards above federal standards -- CHECK

Increased, for the first time in more than a decade, the fuel economy standards for Model Year 2011 for cars and trucks so they will get better mileage, saving drivers money and spurring companies to develop more innovative products -- CHECK

Allocate funding to states and the Department of Homeland Security to save thousands of police or firefighter jobs from being cut during the recession - CHECK

Increase funding for student loans and Pell grants for 2010 students - CHECK

Secure re-election chances in 2012 -- in process.

"'....and the Lord will hel... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"'....and the Lord will help thee with thy
burden..' Sheeeeit! That's enough religious
guidance for today..fo'shizzle! Time for
hoops and a Heineken..."

President Barack "Under My ... (Below threshold)

President Barack "Under My Thumbs" Obama takes a hit from his Crackberry before his eighth vacation.

"Sheeesh ........18th time ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Sheeesh ........18th time today. WHO GAVE
CRAZY CHARLEY THIS NUMBER?!!!!"

This damn Pac-Man is toughe... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

This damn Pac-Man is tougher than a one-on-one
with LeBron!

"Thirty-two...carry the thr... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Thirty-two...carry the three....dayyyyum!
That punk Ryan is right...we BROKE!"

"Angry Birds, Presidential ... (Below threshold)
nehemiah:

"Angry Birds, Presidential Tea Party Edition: Pissed Peckers"

"What the?? How come I can ... (Below threshold)
914:

"What the?? How come I can tweet with Ayer's and Jebudiah but Karl Marx does not respond?

How the hell did Rush Limba... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

How the hell did Rush Limbaugh get my email address?

iTard (in deference to iPu... (Below threshold)

iTard (in deference to iPutz which should win!)

The first all-thumbs Presid... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

The first all-thumbs President.

Glad I got gold-plated heal... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Glad I got gold-plated health care. Back up to two packs a day.

iFail... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

iFail

iPhoney... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

iPhoney

iLiar... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

iLiar

iTax... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

iTax

sorry, I start doing that a... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

sorry, I start doing that and it gets hard to stop ...

iFool

iPresent

iNcompoop


...

It's too obvious!

i see LoserLee showed up ag... (Below threshold)
LeeWard = Loser:

i see LoserLee showed up again ...

My BFF Hugo says I should t... (Below threshold)
John:

My BFF Hugo says I should take over the communications industry next.

Icheat... (Below threshold)
914:

Icheat

IsocializeImarx</p... (Below threshold)
914:

Isocialize

Imarx

Isaw what you did last O'Bummer

Ispy

Iwosrt president evah

Ibot

Igot elected and everybody see's what a fool I am.


Isee what you mean DJ

Oh, I forgot one.<... (Below threshold)
914:

Oh, I forgot one.


Ishot the sheriff but I did not kill the Tea Partie's..


I love me, I love me not, I... (Below threshold)
CZ:

I love me, I love me not, I love me, I love me not,
I love me,I love me not, I love me, I love me not,

I LOVE ME!

^US... (Below threshold)
Spike:

^US

I'm going to catch so much ... (Below threshold)
s/w2001:

I'm going to catch so much hell if Republicans find out that I am #2,000,000.

Sorry Bill, no royalties fo... (Below threshold)
s/w2001:

Sorry Bill, no royalties for you yet. Overhead you know, cost of printing, distribution and all that. Check again in January.

iFooliPresent... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

iFool
iPresent
iNcompoop
...
It's too obvious!

88. Posted by DJ Drummond

That last one is I-tease?

IPOD screen -"The ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

IPOD screen -

"The Constitution"

(Are you sure you wish to delete?)

Y

Let me just update my Faceb... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Let me just update my Facebook status from "Playing golf" to "On vacation".

So many more ways to screw ... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

So many more ways to screw up the country... So little time left according to my Blackberry.

Obama ~ "Will I get a secon... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

Obama ~ "Will I get a second term?"
Ask Psychic Zelda ~ "Yes, in Butner Federal Correctional Complex, where Bernie is."

Obama using his new app... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama using his new app

"Find Mecca"

Bowing practice... yep, the... (Below threshold)

Bowing practice... yep, there's an app for that.

Sneaking back home after Ch... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Sneaking back home after Chelsea Clinton's fiance's batchelor party, the President fumbles for his keys and mutters "I hope to hell she's not awake."

What the hell is my passwor... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

What the hell is my password ?

dumbshit... rejected, that's what Rahm told me

michellerules... crap. that oe failed too

mesiah... whew, I'm in

Our esteemed President enjo... (Below threshold)
s442:

Our esteemed President enjoys his favorite iPhone4 feature--the front view camera.

WTF. Still no invite from t... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

WTF. Still no invite from the Clintons?!?!

Damn, Twitters doing a scheduled maintenance. What the hell am I supposed to do now?

Ha, Ha, ... I've got Oprah ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Ha, Ha, ... I've got Oprah giving me the low-down on the Clinton ho'down.

Dear Ezra: Why is my Journo... (Below threshold)
Kevin:

Dear Ezra: Why is my Journolist e-mail commanding the media to help me push for amnesty for illegal aliens bouncing?

iLie... (Below threshold)

iLie

Having spent 10 minutes at ... (Below threshold)
Bill:

Having spent 10 minutes at a morning briefing, Obama searches for the next open tee time at Andrews AFB.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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