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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: July 30, 2010 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


US President Barack Obama uses his BlackBerry or similar device as he walks to the Oval Office in Washington, DC in 2009. Obama fought hard to keep his BlackBerry when he became president, but with only 10 people authorized to email the super-encrypted device, he admitted Thursday that it is 'no fun.'(AFP/File/Saul Loeb)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (113)

"Dang, why are all these Bo... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 7:42 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Dang, why are all these Boy Scouts texting me?"

1. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 07:42

Screwing up the USA... ther... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 7:44 AM | Score: 23 (23 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Screwing up the USA... there's an app for that.

2. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 23 (23 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 07:44

"Blame Bush" DAlexrod@white... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 30, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"Blame Bush" DAlexrod@whitehouse.gov

3. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 30, 2010 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 07:52

M I C H E L L E P L E A S ... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 30, 2010 7:53 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

M I C H E L L E P L E A S E L E T M E I N

4. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 30, 2010 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 07:53

"ToDo: Wife&kidz gone for b... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by JLawson | July 30, 2010 7:54 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
JLawson:

"ToDo: Wife&kidz gone for b-day, admire self in mirror 12 hours straight. Invite cutie from VIEW for private interview lol"

5. Posted by JLawson | July 30, 2010 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 07:54

Soros again? What the hell ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by iwogisdead | July 30, 2010 7:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
iwogisdead:

Soros again? What the hell does he want now?

6. Posted by iwogisdead | July 30, 2010 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 07:58

Send To: Joyce.Behar@View.c... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Send To: Joyce.Behar@View.com
Message: on 2nd thawt, STFU!

7. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:00

President Obama is seen tes... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by iwogisdead | July 30, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: 20 (20 votes cast)
iwogisdead:

President Obama is seen testing "Porta-Prompt," the new portable teleprompter he will be using for conversations with groups of fewer than four people.

8. Posted by iwogisdead | July 30, 2010 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 20 (20 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:00

Wow, there's stuff going on... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 30, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Wow, there's stuff going on in the world. Where have I been?

9. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 30, 2010 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:01

"I helped get you elected a... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Rick13 | July 30, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Rick13:

"I helped get you elected and you pay me back by going on "The View"?

WTF?

Oprah

10. Posted by Rick13 | July 30, 2010 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 18 (18 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:02

left foot. right foot. left... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 30, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

left foot. right foot. left foot. right foot.

11. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 30, 2010 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:08

With the new Pocket Prompte... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 30, 2010 8:09 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

With the new Pocket Prompter, you'll never be at a loss for someone else's words.

12. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 30, 2010 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (15 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:09

In the old days, puppets we... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 30, 2010 8:10 AM | Score: 23 (23 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

In the old days, puppets were controlled with strings.

13. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 30, 2010 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 23 (23 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:10

"What do they mean by remem... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by 914 | July 30, 2010 8:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

"What do they mean by remember November?".

14. Posted by 914 | July 30, 2010 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:19

"Damn!! Now them Sherrod's ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by 914 | July 30, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

"Damn!! Now them Sherrod's want a Beer Summitt too".

15. Posted by 914 | July 30, 2010 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:22

"locate nearest door...."</... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by tomg51 | July 30, 2010 8:25 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
tomg51:

"locate nearest door...."

16. Posted by tomg51 | July 30, 2010 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:25

Yet again Lee Ward tries to... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Eric | July 30, 2010 8:26 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Eric:

Yet again Lee Ward tries to comment on Wizbang from a new IP address.

17. Posted by Eric | July 30, 2010 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 16 (16 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:26

Text msg - "Hill plez let m... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by JAT0 | July 30, 2010 8:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
JAT0:

Text msg - "Hill plez let me come 2 wedding. Can promise Chelsea ambassador job to Libya."

18. Posted by JAT0 | July 30, 2010 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:29

Lets see my calendar... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Buckhunter | July 30, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Buckhunter:


Lets see my calendar for today...

Dye hair black again
Play BBall
Watch View @ 11

Security Briefing ..Got to cancel that too boring

19. Posted by Buckhunter | July 30, 2010 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:38

"I kept my mouth shut, now ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by tomg51 | July 30, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
tomg51:

"I kept my mouth shut, now do your part"
Blago

20. Posted by tomg51 | July 30, 2010 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:38

BHO...LOL!!!... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Spike | July 30, 2010 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

BHO...LOL!!!

21. Posted by Spike | July 30, 2010 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:44

BHO: M R MONGRELS.DA... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Spike | July 30, 2010 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

BHO: M R MONGRELS.
DA: M R NOT MONGRELS.
BHO: M R 2 MONGRELS.
DA: L I B, M R MONGRELS.

22. Posted by Spike | July 30, 2010 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:48

Obama grimaces as his "Worl... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Faith+1 | July 30, 2010 8:49 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Obama grimaces as his "World Leader" app crashes.

23. Posted by Faith+1 | July 30, 2010 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:49

Incompetexting.... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Spike | July 30, 2010 8:50 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Spike:

Incompetexting.

24. Posted by Spike | July 30, 2010 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (13 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:50

...I will be all over you l... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Jeff | July 30, 2010 8:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff:

...I will be all over you like a sexed crazed poodle...

25. Posted by Jeff | July 30, 2010 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 08:58

Barrack Obama frantically s... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 30, 2010 9:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Barrack Obama frantically searches for new apps to complement his "Socialism," "Communism" and "eco-Fascism" apps.

26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 30, 2010 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:00

Lee Ward? Banned? Dayyyyum?... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 30, 2010 9:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Lee Ward? Banned? Dayyyyum?

27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | July 30, 2010 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:00

Forward this message to the... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Jeff | July 30, 2010 9:03 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Jeff:

Forward this message to the sender and 10 other Liberals, or you will be ridiculed by Glen Beck...

28. Posted by Jeff | July 30, 2010 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:03

Damn. I'm on the Wizbang W... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by CDR M | July 30, 2010 9:03 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
CDR M:

Damn. I'm on the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest again.

29. Posted by CDR M | July 30, 2010 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (11 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:03

Checking to see if his crai... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Clancy | July 30, 2010 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clancy:

Checking to see if his craigslist ad got any hits.

30. Posted by Clancy | July 30, 2010 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:04

Text message from: <p... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by 914 | July 30, 2010 9:05 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
914:

Text message from:

JeremiahWright@WestBaptist.org


-Barak, you owe 2 years tithe. You gonna pay or do I tell America you plan on destroying Her?

Sincerely ~ J W

31. Posted by 914 | July 30, 2010 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:05

Barack Obama searches for m... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 30, 2010 9:05 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Barack Obama searches for more white contacts to delete.

32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 30, 2010 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:05

Dammit! Who keeps putting N... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 30, 2010 9:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dammit! Who keeps putting Netanyahu in here? Delete! Delete! Delete!

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 30, 2010 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:07

Obama loving the new Saul A... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Rich | July 30, 2010 9:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Rich:

Obama loving the new Saul Alinsky app on his phone,good for all radical situations.

34. Posted by Rich | July 30, 2010 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:07

Obama practices looking nat... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 30, 2010 9:10 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Obama practices looking natural while using teleprompter app.

35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 30, 2010 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:10

Dammit Tiger, just her pict... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by geo [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 30, 2010 9:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
geo[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Dammit Tiger, just her picture. I got her phone number.

36. Posted by geo [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 30, 2010 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:15

"damn, what is that code fo... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by retired military | July 30, 2010 9:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

"damn, what is that code for getting in the doors again"

37. Posted by retired military | July 30, 2010 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:18

Dateline Jan 20, 2013.... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by retired military | July 30, 2010 9:20 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Dateline Jan 20, 2013.

Soon to be ExPresident Obama goes over the paper listing his accomplishments in Office.

38. Posted by retired military | July 30, 2010 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:20

ROFLMKAORolling... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 9:30 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
rodney dill:

ROFLMKAO

Rolling on Floor Laughing My Kenyan Ass Off

39. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:30

. . . and the app says that... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Mark L | July 30, 2010 9:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mark L:

. . . and the app says that this is the door, not a window. . .

40. Posted by Mark L | July 30, 2010 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:30

Damn... my crops failed<br ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 9:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Damn... my crops failed
Damn Farmville.... Damn Facebook...

41. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:31

"No Michelle... I'm not TEX... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 9:33 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"No Michelle... I'm not TEXTING again... I'm TAXTING."

42. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:33

Send To: Julius@FCC.com<br ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Send To: Julius@FCC.com
Message: Hey, I need my reception to go to eleven bars...

43. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:36

What happened to my journol... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Maddox | July 30, 2010 9:37 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Maddox:

What happened to my journolist app?

44. Posted by Maddox | July 30, 2010 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:37

Still no wedding invitation... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Roy | July 30, 2010 9:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Roy:

Still no wedding invitation. Damn!

45. Posted by Roy | July 30, 2010 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:55

Ya gotta love it when he pr... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by fustian | July 30, 2010 9:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Ya gotta love it when he pretends to do technology.

46. Posted by fustian | July 30, 2010 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:58

"let's see. Are all my spee... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Silver Bullet | July 30, 2010 9:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Silver Bullet:

"let's see. Are all my speeches on here?"

47. Posted by Silver Bullet | July 30, 2010 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 09:58

Prezident Bush...Do U hav ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by proof | July 30, 2010 10:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
proof:

Prezident Bush...Do U hav Prinz Albert in a can?
LOL

48. Posted by proof | July 30, 2010 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:00

Help me Mr. Wizard, I don't... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by fustian | July 30, 2010 10:02 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Help me Mr. Wizard, I don't want to be President.

Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle, drone. Time for this one to come home!

49. Posted by fustian | July 30, 2010 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:02

Help - I've fallen in the p... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Gayle Miller | July 30, 2010 10:06 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Gayle Miller:

Help - I've fallen in the polls and I can't get up!

50. Posted by Gayle Miller | July 30, 2010 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:06

iPutz... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 10:10 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
rodney dill:

iPutz

51. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 18 (18 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:10

Something's wrong with this... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by sarahconnor2 | July 30, 2010 10:11 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

Something's wrong with this Ipod. It only shows 50 states.

52. Posted by sarahconnor2 | July 30, 2010 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:11

Obama with eyes closed and ... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Steve H. | July 30, 2010 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve H.:

Obama with eyes closed and using the Dark side of the Force, tries not to use the wrong door again.

53. Posted by Steve H. | July 30, 2010 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:16

"What's this count... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 30, 2010 10:19 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:
"What's this countdown-calendar - what happens 95 days from now, anyway?

And why is it ticking?"

54. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 30, 2010 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:19

Damn! I missed my morning ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Bill Fabrizio | July 30, 2010 10:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bill Fabrizio:

Damn! I missed my morning constitution reading!

55. Posted by Bill Fabrizio | July 30, 2010 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:30

Hugo my love, someday Dmitr... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Weegie | July 30, 2010 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Hugo my love, someday Dmitri and us will be able to declare our undying love for each other. Until then...

56. Posted by Weegie | July 30, 2010 10:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:34

Hey, who added this "Prepar... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Weegie | July 30, 2010 10:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Weegie:

Hey, who added this "Prepare 3 Envelopes" App?

57. Posted by Weegie | July 30, 2010 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:35

IDK... my BFF jill?<p... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Jay Tea | July 30, 2010 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

IDK... my BFF jill?

J.

58. Posted by Jay Tea | July 30, 2010 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:36

Even the GPS feature wasn't... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by BluesHarper | July 30, 2010 10:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

Even the GPS feature wasn't able to help Obama find the 57th State of the Union. He knew he had been there. But knowing America was never his strong suit.


("Iputz" - hahahahahaa, that's funny right there.)

59. Posted by BluesHarper | July 30, 2010 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:38

Damn the what would chairma... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Scotty | July 30, 2010 10:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Scotty:

Damn the what would chairman mao do app never works when I need it.

60. Posted by Scotty | July 30, 2010 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:38

wait a minute why do they c... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Scotty | July 30, 2010 10:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Scotty:

wait a minute why do they call this a blackberry that sounds a bit racist to me.

61. Posted by Scotty | July 30, 2010 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:39

Barry's thought bubble:... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by 914 | July 30, 2010 10:40 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
914:

Barry's thought bubble:

{ Let Me see. A beer and smoke at 10am. Round of Golf at noon. Meet with that Bibby guy at 4pm. Throw someone under the bus at 5pm. Beer and smoke with cheese burger at 6pm. Casually pretend to care about My job all the time. Round of golf at 7pm. Beer and smoke before, in-between and after golf.

Come home and rehearse next teleprompted FOX outrage. Have a cig and beer and turn in at 11pm.

Man I love this job.}

62. Posted by 914 | July 30, 2010 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:40

In the shadows, just like h... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by twolaneflash | July 30, 2010 10:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

In the shadows, just like his regime.

63. Posted by twolaneflash | July 30, 2010 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:43

Beam me up, Scotty!... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Brad | July 30, 2010 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad:

Beam me up, Scotty!

64. Posted by Brad | July 30, 2010 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:49

Dumb-ass Whizbangers still ... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by fustian | July 30, 2010 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Dumb-ass Whizbangers still haven't figured out I'm Rodney Dill...

65. Posted by fustian | July 30, 2010 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 10:59

LOL!!Sincerely,</p... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by JB | July 30, 2010 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JB:

LOL!!

Sincerely,

All your friends at Wizbang

66. Posted by JB | July 30, 2010 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 11:21

lessee... uh... tee times..... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by MjM | July 30, 2010 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MjM:

lessee... uh... tee times... um... Monday, 10:07 a.m....um...ah... Tuesday 2:52 p.m.... uh... uh.. Wednesday, 11:18... uh.. um....

67. Posted by MjM | July 30, 2010 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 11:27

More farce in more location... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

More farce in more locations

68. Posted by rodney dill | July 30, 2010 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 11:32

snookie - see me on vu? lo... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by teh wind | July 30, 2010 11:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
teh wind:

snookie - see me on vu? lol!

69. Posted by teh wind | July 30, 2010 11:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 11:39

This damned racist thing ne... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by just bob | July 30, 2010 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
just bob:

This damned racist thing never works right.

70. Posted by just bob | July 30, 2010 11:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 11:46

Running for President: 65+... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by cathymv | July 30, 2010 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
cathymv:

Running for President: 65+ million dollars
Pushing thru unstimulating Stimulous: 1 Trillion +
Taking multiple vacations: 500,000+ dollars
Texting screw you to the taxpayers: Priceless

71. Posted by cathymv | July 30, 2010 12:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 12:16

(Reading To Do List) ... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Raphael M | July 30, 2010 12:17 PM | Score: -13 (17 votes cast)
Raphael M:

(Reading To Do List)

Solve Oil Spill Crisis, preventing the most horrendous environmental disaster imagined -- CHECK

Solve Swine Flu Crisis, saving thousands of American lives -- CHECK

Stop Racists in Arizona from spreading their hate and violence -- CHECK

Turn Economy Around after Disastrous Bush tax cuts for the rich destroy the dreams of many every day Americans -- CHECK

Eliminate Chances for GOP Return to Power in 2010 Election -- CHECK

Give Teabaggers Enough Rope to Hang Themselves -- CHECK

Pass Major Health Care Reform -- CHECK

Pass most sweeping overhaul of U.S. financial regulations since the Great Depression -- CHECK

Place the First Hispanic Woman on the Supreme Court - CHECK

Expand Life-saving Stem Cell research -- CHECK

Eliminate F-22 Fighter Jet Boondoggle - CHECK

Sign the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, restoring basic protections against pay discrimination for women and other workers -- CHECK

Issue a Presidential Memorandum to restore scientific integrity in government decision-making -- CHECK

Sign the Children's Health Insurance Reauthorization Act on February 4, 2009, which provides quality health care to 11 million kids - 4 million who were previously uninsured -- CHECK

Empower states to enact federal fuel efficiency standards above federal standards -- CHECK

Increased, for the first time in more than a decade, the fuel economy standards for Model Year 2011 for cars and trucks so they will get better mileage, saving drivers money and spurring companies to develop more innovative products -- CHECK

Allocate funding to states and the Department of Homeland Security to save thousands of police or firefighter jobs from being cut during the recession - CHECK

Increase funding for student loans and Pell grants for 2010 students - CHECK

Secure re-election chances in 2012 -- in process.

72. Posted by Raphael M | July 30, 2010 12:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -13 (17 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 12:17

"'....and the Lord will hel... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 30, 2010 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"'....and the Lord will help thee with thy
burden..' Sheeeeit! That's enough religious
guidance for today..fo'shizzle! Time for
hoops and a Heineken..."

73. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 30, 2010 12:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 12:23

President Barack "Under My ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by dfbaskwill | July 30, 2010 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dfbaskwill:

President Barack "Under My Thumbs" Obama takes a hit from his Crackberry before his eighth vacation.

74. Posted by dfbaskwill | July 30, 2010 12:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 12:30

"Sheeesh ........18th time ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 30, 2010 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Sheeesh ........18th time today. WHO GAVE
CRAZY CHARLEY THIS NUMBER?!!!!"

75. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 30, 2010 12:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 12:30

This damn Pac-Man is toughe... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 30, 2010 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

This damn Pac-Man is tougher than a one-on-one
with LeBron!

76. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 30, 2010 12:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 12:36

"Thirty-two...carry the thr... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 30, 2010 12:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Thirty-two...carry the three....dayyyyum!
That punk Ryan is right...we BROKE!"

77. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | July 30, 2010 12:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 12:42

"Angry Birds, Presidential ... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by nehemiah | July 30, 2010 12:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
nehemiah:

"Angry Birds, Presidential Tea Party Edition: Pissed Peckers"

78. Posted by nehemiah | July 30, 2010 12:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 12:52

"What the?? How come I can ... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by 914 | July 30, 2010 1:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

"What the?? How come I can tweet with Ayer's and Jebudiah but Karl Marx does not respond?

79. Posted by 914 | July 30, 2010 1:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 13:11

How the hell did Rush Limba... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by clearmind | July 30, 2010 1:20 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
clearmind:

How the hell did Rush Limbaugh get my email address?

80. Posted by clearmind | July 30, 2010 1:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 13:20

iTard (in deference to iPu... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by dfbaskwill | July 30, 2010 1:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
dfbaskwill:

iTard (in deference to iPutz which should win!)

81. Posted by dfbaskwill | July 30, 2010 1:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 13:41

The first all-thumbs Presid... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by twolaneflash | July 30, 2010 1:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

The first all-thumbs President.

82. Posted by twolaneflash | July 30, 2010 1:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 13:43

Glad I got gold-plated heal... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by GarandFan | July 30, 2010 1:46 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Glad I got gold-plated health care. Back up to two packs a day.

83. Posted by GarandFan | July 30, 2010 1:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 13:46

iFail... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 30, 2010 2:25 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

iFail

84. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 30, 2010 2:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 14:25

iPhoney... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 30, 2010 2:27 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

iPhoney

85. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 30, 2010 2:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 14:27

iLiar... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 30, 2010 2:28 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

iLiar

86. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 30, 2010 2:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 14:28

iTax... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 30, 2010 2:29 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

iTax

87. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 30, 2010 2:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 14:29

sorry, I start doing that a... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 30, 2010 2:32 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

sorry, I start doing that and it gets hard to stop ...

iFool

iPresent

iNcompoop


...

It's too obvious!

88. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 30, 2010 2:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 14:32

i see LoserLee showed up ag... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by LeeWard = Loser | July 30, 2010 2:53 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
LeeWard = Loser:

i see LoserLee showed up again ...

89. Posted by LeeWard = Loser | July 30, 2010 2:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 14:53

My BFF Hugo says I should t... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by John | July 30, 2010 3:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John:

My BFF Hugo says I should take over the communications industry next.

90. Posted by John | July 30, 2010 3:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 15:09

Icheat... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by 914 | July 30, 2010 3:20 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
914:

Icheat

91. Posted by 914 | July 30, 2010 3:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 15:20

IsocializeImarx</p... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by 914 | July 30, 2010 3:24 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
914:

Isocialize

Imarx

Isaw what you did last O'Bummer

Ispy

Iwosrt president evah

Ibot

Igot elected and everybody see's what a fool I am.


Isee what you mean DJ

92. Posted by 914 | July 30, 2010 3:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 15:24

Oh, I forgot one.<... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by 914 | July 30, 2010 3:31 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
914:

Oh, I forgot one.


Ishot the sheriff but I did not kill the Tea Partie's..


93. Posted by 914 | July 30, 2010 3:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 15:31

I love me, I love me not, I... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by CZ | July 30, 2010 3:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
CZ:

I love me, I love me not, I love me, I love me not,
I love me,I love me not, I love me, I love me not,

I LOVE ME!

94. Posted by CZ | July 30, 2010 3:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 15:51

^US... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Spike | July 30, 2010 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

^US

95. Posted by Spike | July 30, 2010 4:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 16:20

I'm going to catch so much ... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by s/w2001 | July 30, 2010 4:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
s/w2001:

I'm going to catch so much hell if Republicans find out that I am #2,000,000.

96. Posted by s/w2001 | July 30, 2010 4:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 16:21

Sorry Bill, no royalties fo... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by s/w2001 | July 30, 2010 4:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
s/w2001:

Sorry Bill, no royalties for you yet. Overhead you know, cost of printing, distribution and all that. Check again in January.

97. Posted by s/w2001 | July 30, 2010 4:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 16:23

iFooliPresent... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by tomg51 | July 30, 2010 5:03 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
tomg51:

iFool
iPresent
iNcompoop
...
It's too obvious!

88. Posted by DJ Drummond

That last one is I-tease?

98. Posted by tomg51 | July 30, 2010 5:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 17:03

IPOD screen -"The ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by retired military | July 30, 2010 7:43 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

IPOD screen -

"The Constitution"

(Are you sure you wish to delete?)

Y

99. Posted by retired military | July 30, 2010 7:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 19:43

Let me just update my Faceb... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Faith+1 | July 30, 2010 11:27 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Let me just update my Facebook status from "Playing golf" to "On vacation".

100. Posted by Faith+1 | July 30, 2010 11:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 30, 2010 23:27

So many more ways to screw ... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by RadiCalMan | July 31, 2010 4:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

So many more ways to screw up the country... So little time left according to my Blackberry.

101. Posted by RadiCalMan | July 31, 2010 4:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 31, 2010 04:18

Obama ~ "Will I get a secon... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Hodink | July 31, 2010 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

Obama ~ "Will I get a second term?"
Ask Psychic Zelda ~ "Yes, in Butner Federal Correctional Complex, where Bernie is."

102. Posted by Hodink | July 31, 2010 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 31, 2010 09:48

Obama using his new app... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by retired military | July 31, 2010 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama using his new app

"Find Mecca"

103. Posted by retired military | July 31, 2010 1:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 31, 2010 13:47

Bowing practice... yep, the... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | July 31, 2010 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Bowing practice... yep, there's an app for that.

104. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | July 31, 2010 2:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 31, 2010 14:42

Sneaking back home after Ch... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Joe Miller | July 31, 2010 3:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe Miller:

Sneaking back home after Chelsea Clinton's fiance's batchelor party, the President fumbles for his keys and mutters "I hope to hell she's not awake."

105. Posted by Joe Miller | July 31, 2010 3:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 31, 2010 15:50

What the hell is my passwor... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by clearmind | July 31, 2010 8:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
clearmind:

What the hell is my password ?

dumbshit... rejected, that's what Rahm told me

michellerules... crap. that oe failed too

mesiah... whew, I'm in

106. Posted by clearmind | July 31, 2010 8:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 31, 2010 20:47

Our esteemed President enjo... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by s442 | July 31, 2010 9:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
s442:

Our esteemed President enjoys his favorite iPhone4 feature--the front view camera.

107. Posted by s442 | July 31, 2010 9:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 31, 2010 21:25

WTF. Still no invite from t... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 1, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

WTF. Still no invite from the Clintons?!?!

Damn, Twitters doing a scheduled maintenance. What the hell am I supposed to do now?

108. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 1, 2010 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 1, 2010 08:02

Ha, Ha, ... I've got Oprah ... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 1, 2010 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Ha, Ha, ... I've got Oprah giving me the low-down on the Clinton ho'down.

109. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 1, 2010 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 1, 2010 08:13

Dear Ezra: Why is my Journo... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Kevin | August 1, 2010 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Dear Ezra: Why is my Journolist e-mail commanding the media to help me push for amnesty for illegal aliens bouncing?

110. Posted by Kevin | August 1, 2010 2:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 1, 2010 14:26

iLie... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2010 7:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

iLie

111. Posted by rodney dill | August 1, 2010 7:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 1, 2010 19:13

Having spent 10 minutes at ... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Bill | August 2, 2010 12:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill:

Having spent 10 minutes at a morning briefing, Obama searches for the next open tee time at Andrews AFB.

112. Posted by Bill | August 2, 2010 12:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 2, 2010 00:33

Update: <... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 2, 2010 1:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

113. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 2, 2010 1:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 2, 2010 01:03




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