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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: August 13, 2010 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


President Barack Obama talks with former President Bill Clinton and Senior Advisor Valerie Jarrett in the Roosevelt Room of the White House, July 14, 2010. The President was meeting with business leaders to discuss new ways to create jobs and strengthen the partnership between the public and private sectors to make new investments in the clean energy industry. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The constest is now closed.

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Comments (120)

"That was the '90s, man. T... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by JLawson | August 13, 2010 7:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
JLawson:

"That was the '90s, man. The interns looked better then."

1. Posted by JLawson | August 13, 2010 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 07:20

"Um, Bill? Down and to the ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Jay Tea | August 13, 2010 7:20 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"Um, Bill? Down and to the left a little."

"Sorry, Barack, I lost my glasses. Now go get me some coffee."

J.

2. Posted by Jay Tea | August 13, 2010 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 07:20

"So then you reached out to... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 13, 2010 7:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

"So then you reached out to let the intern know how much you care about her....."

3. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 13, 2010 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 07:20

Look I got the papers - I w... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by JAT0 | August 13, 2010 7:21 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
JAT0:

Look I got the papers - I was the first "black" president, not you!

4. Posted by JAT0 | August 13, 2010 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 07:21

"It helps, Barack, if you g... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 13, 2010 7:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

"It helps, Barack, if you give your Press Secretary daily talking points cause once he's out there you can't dial him back."

5. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 13, 2010 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 07:23

Now, you will have to sit o... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Jeff | August 13, 2010 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Now, you will have to sit on the back row of the podium...

6. Posted by Jeff | August 13, 2010 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 07:24

"Here's the game plan. Ret... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 13, 2010 7:24 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

"Here's the game plan. Retire old Joe, and put Hilary in as Veep."

7. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 13, 2010 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 07:24

As Barack looks for his nex... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by plasticturtle | August 13, 2010 7:34 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
plasticturtle:

As Barack looks for his next line, Clinton holds the new "mini-prompter" to make it look like they are having a normal conversation.

8. Posted by plasticturtle | August 13, 2010 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 07:34

In an important high level ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by iwogisdead | August 13, 2010 7:34 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
iwogisdead:

In an important high level briefing, former President Clinton is seen bringing President Obama's attention to a dangerous fareware bunker at the 14th hole at the Andrews Air Force Base golf course.

9. Posted by iwogisdead | August 13, 2010 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 07:34

As Bill converses with the ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 13, 2010 7:35 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

As Bill converses with the president, his hand gravitates towards the woman's breasts as though it has a mind of its own.

10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 13, 2010 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 16 (16 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 07:35

Clinton to Obama: "God you... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by tazamaran | August 13, 2010 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
tazamaran:

Clinton to Obama: "God your such a noob!"

11. Posted by tazamaran | August 13, 2010 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 07:47

Clinton: "As we get closer ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by iwogisdead | August 13, 2010 7:51 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
iwogisdead:

Clinton: "As we get closer to November, it's important to put more gray in your hair. I always thought that helped me during elections."

12. Posted by iwogisdead | August 13, 2010 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 07:51

See you start with your lef... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 7:59 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

See you start with your left hand...Valerie step over here.

13. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 07:59

Overrated, often mated and ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Overrated, often mated and rather hated.

14. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (11 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:00

Obama, Bubba and yo mama.</... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 8:03 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Obama, Bubba and yo mama.

15. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:03

Mod Squad 2010... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 8:04 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Mod Squad 2010

16. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:04

No, you see the cigars were... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

No, you see the cigars were off on the desk....

17. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:05

Just previously the Great K... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by rodney dill | August 13, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Just previously the Great Karnac prounounced, "No Hope, A dope, and a grope."

18. Posted by rodney dill | August 13, 2010 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (11 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:07

So, Barry, ya gotta listen ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Stephan | August 13, 2010 8:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Stephan:

So, Barry, ya gotta listen to me. God knows Al never did. Use the Oval Office, not some sleezy motel room. Make sure you're never "alone" (wink, wink). Bring some cigars (nudge, nudge). You can smoke afterward, just don't inhale. And, most important, no matter what else you do, don't let her wear a blue dress.

19. Posted by Stephan | August 13, 2010 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:11

Learn from my mistakes Barr... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 13, 2010 8:12 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

Learn from my mistakes Barry. This is the kind of woman you need to surround yourself with. The kind nobody would imagine you'd harass.

20. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 13, 2010 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:12

"I'm tellin' ya Barrack, th... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Rick13 | August 13, 2010 8:16 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Rick13:

"I'm tellin' ya Barrack, they look like C-cups, but they felt like D's!"

21. Posted by Rick13 | August 13, 2010 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:16

"Just one word... H-U-M-I-D... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by rodney dill | August 13, 2010 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Just one word... H-U-M-I-D-O-R."

22. Posted by rodney dill | August 13, 2010 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:17

No one has done less with m... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

No one has done less with more.

23. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:22

"Now some guys like to cup ... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 13, 2010 8:23 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"Now some guys like to cup them from the bottom. Me, I prefer a more direct approach."

24. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 13, 2010 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:23

Barack and Bill ask an impa... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 13, 2010 8:24 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Barack and Bill ask an impartial third party to decide which one is blacker.

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 13, 2010 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:24

Former President Clinton st... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 13, 2010 8:26 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Former President Clinton stopped by the White House today to discuss relief efforts in Haiti.

And cop a feel.

26. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 13, 2010 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:26

Hillary disguises herself t... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 13, 2010 8:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hillary disguises herself to get the drop on the president, but her pants suit gives her away.

27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 13, 2010 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:27

"And so then we...Barry, fo... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by JPO | August 13, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
JPO:

"And so then we...Barry, for the last time, get your hand off my butt."

28. Posted by JPO | August 13, 2010 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:31

"No. No. No. It's not a squ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by vader06 | August 13, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
vader06:

"No. No. No. It's not a square...It's a Triangle. And its called 'Triangulation'..."

29. Posted by vader06 | August 13, 2010 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:31

"You take her head like thi... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"You take her head like this and sloooowwly bring it dow....."

30. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:40

Clinton - "And see you have... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by retired military | August 13, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Clinton - "And see you have your trysts over there out of camera range".

31. Posted by retired military | August 13, 2010 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:40

The three stooges of the US... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by retired military | August 13, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

The three stooges of the US govt.

32. Posted by retired military | August 13, 2010 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:40

Hickory Dickory and Dock ma... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by retired military | August 13, 2010 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Hickory Dickory and Dock make plans to take over the world.

33. Posted by retired military | August 13, 2010 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:41

Clinton -".. and if I were ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by retired military | August 13, 2010 8:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Clinton -".. and if I were black I could have gotten away with the Lewinsky thing by playing the race card"

34. Posted by retired military | August 13, 2010 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:42

Clinton "and that is when y... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by retired military | August 13, 2010 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Clinton "and that is when you bring the pitchforks in"

35. Posted by retired military | August 13, 2010 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:42

Slick and Slicker discuss t... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by utbw42 | August 13, 2010 8:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
utbw42:

Slick and Slicker discuss the tried and true strategy of dealing with mid-term election slaughters.

36. Posted by utbw42 | August 13, 2010 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:44

Hey Barack, this is what th... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by dingoatemebaby | August 13, 2010 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dingoatemebaby:

Hey Barack, this is what the new curtains will look like.

37. Posted by dingoatemebaby | August 13, 2010 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:46

Clinton shows Obama a photo... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Justrand | August 13, 2010 8:46 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Justrand:

Clinton shows Obama a photo of the type of babe that he expected as payment for his role in the Sestak-affair...and Valerie Jarrett suddenly realizes she's not it.

38. Posted by Justrand | August 13, 2010 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 08:46

"And just when they think e... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by iurockhead | August 13, 2010 9:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
iurockhead:

"And just when they think everything is perfectly safe and fine, you reach over and grab 'em just like this, saying "Hey, how are the twins doing?' "

39. Posted by iurockhead | August 13, 2010 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 09:07

At this point your only hop... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by fustian | August 13, 2010 9:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

At this point your only hope is distraction. I say it's time to pork an intern.

Hey, it worked for me.

40. Posted by fustian | August 13, 2010 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 09:12

". . . . so he opens up the... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Mark L | August 13, 2010 9:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mark L:

". . . . so he opens up the third envelope and the letter in it says 'prepare three envelopes.'"

41. Posted by Mark L | August 13, 2010 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 09:13

Nice move getting Michelle ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by fustian | August 13, 2010 9:14 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

Nice move getting Michelle to go to Spain. Now send the munchkin here out for some tail and let's get this party started!

42. Posted by fustian | August 13, 2010 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 09:14

"So after the Republi... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 13, 2010 9:14 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

"So after the Republicans take over Congress, they'll clean up the mess and you get re-elected by taking the credit. Just like I did!"

43. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 13, 2010 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 18 (18 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 09:14

Hillary as your Vice Presid... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by fustian | August 13, 2010 9:17 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary as your Vice President? Are you insane?

You have some kind of death wish?

44. Posted by fustian | August 13, 2010 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 09:17

"Dude, this isn't even my G... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by OlafNunya | August 13, 2010 9:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
OlafNunya:

"Dude, this isn't even my GOOD pimp hand and it's still stronger than yours."

45. Posted by OlafNunya | August 13, 2010 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 09:19

"Yeah, she says she is from... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by MunDane68 | August 13, 2010 9:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
MunDane68:

"Yeah, she says she is from RaceCard(r) and that you have maxed it out. You can't cover your bullsh*t with it anymore..."

46. Posted by MunDane68 | August 13, 2010 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 09:20

Clinton to Obama: "Don't wo... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Drago | August 13, 2010 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Drago:

Clinton to Obama: "Don't worry. As an ex-President you can legally begin soliciting foreign funds for your Presidential Library and private use slush-fund as early as late January, 2013."

47. Posted by Drago | August 13, 2010 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 09:23

See Barack, this is how lib... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Maddox | August 13, 2010 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maddox:

See Barack, this is how liberal women look.
We gotta convert some of those conservative types.

48. Posted by Maddox | August 13, 2010 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 09:27

"I've *really* never had se... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 13, 2010 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"I've *really* never had sex with *this* woman. Seriously."

49. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 13, 2010 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 09:30

Suddenly Valarie had a hank... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 9:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Suddenly Valarie had a hankerin' for an Oreo Cookie.

50. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 09:43

"No, watch what happens whe... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by jim2 | August 13, 2010 9:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
jim2:

"No, watch what happens when you reach out to the Left."

51. Posted by jim2 | August 13, 2010 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 09:49

"I'll tell you what to do B... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by JB | August 13, 2010 9:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
JB:

"I'll tell you what to do Barry... When I was at 40% in the polls I changed the subject. Now get you a box of cigars and an intern and follow this fool-proof plan and everything will be just fine."

52. Posted by JB | August 13, 2010 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 09:53

"Lookee here, Barak, have I... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Jay | August 13, 2010 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay:

"Lookee here, Barak, have I got a deal for you! I got this late-model Hillary!mobile ritecheer on the lot that's perfect for a man-about-town such as yerself. Runs on hot air, so she's cheap to keep! Don't pay no attention to them lyin' rumors that she keeps running over her owners.

53. Posted by Jay | August 13, 2010 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 09:54

"Sure she's a little on the... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by zipity | August 13, 2010 9:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
zipity:

"Sure she's a little on the chubby side, but they appreciate it so much more....."

54. Posted by zipity | August 13, 2010 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 09:58

"These are the remodeling p... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by zipity | August 13, 2010 10:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
zipity:

"These are the remodeling plans I had for the Oval Office Hillary wouldn't let me use. The stripper poles would have gone right over there..."

55. Posted by zipity | August 13, 2010 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 10:00

As a fellow black President... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Jeff | August 13, 2010 10:01 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff:

As a fellow black President...

56. Posted by Jeff | August 13, 2010 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 10:01

She spilled some coffee cre... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by GarandFan | August 13, 2010 10:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
GarandFan:

She spilled some coffee creamer on her dress, now let it go!

57. Posted by GarandFan | August 13, 2010 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 10:07

"I know it's weird, Barack,... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Brad | August 13, 2010 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad:

"I know it's weird, Barack, but the jobs people out there are talking about are the ones the government doesn't provide. There really used to be such a thing, and you people need to at least give the concept some face time."

58. Posted by Brad | August 13, 2010 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 10:18

"Yes, Hillary has been pick... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Matt | August 13, 2010 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

"Yes, Hillary has been picking my assistants, why do you ask?"

59. Posted by Matt | August 13, 2010 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 10:18

Wow! Stain resistant fabric... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by chsw | August 13, 2010 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chsw:

Wow! Stain resistant fabrics for dresses nowadays. I see that nothing from you shows on her!

60. Posted by chsw | August 13, 2010 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 10:33

"It's all pink on the insid... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Brad | August 13, 2010 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad:

"It's all pink on the inside, too, Barack"

61. Posted by Brad | August 13, 2010 10:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 10:34

Bill: Not gonna happen, Ho... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by BT | August 13, 2010 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BT:

Bill: Not gonna happen, Hommie. She's wearing pink instead of blue.

62. Posted by BT | August 13, 2010 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 10:36

You need to find one that g... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Timmer | August 13, 2010 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

You need to find one that goes to 11. Ten's not going to do it for ya this time. So instead of Greek Columns, I'm thinking full blown Roman Orgy.

63. Posted by Timmer | August 13, 2010 10:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 10:53

Obama's thought bubble: If ... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by BluesHarper | August 13, 2010 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

Obama's thought bubble: If I wanted Clinton's opinion, I'd give him one.

64. Posted by BluesHarper | August 13, 2010 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 10:55

I'm gonna show you one more... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Robin | August 13, 2010 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robin:

I'm gonna show you one more time......slowly reach for her breast........don't just grab it!

65. Posted by Robin | August 13, 2010 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 10:57

Man... I hate listening to ... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by BluesHarper | August 13, 2010 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

Man... I hate listening to this mutha f*ckin' cracker.

I picked a bad day to quit smoking.

66. Posted by BluesHarper | August 13, 2010 11:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 11:02

As former President Bill Cl... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | August 13, 2010 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anon Y. Mous:

As former President Bill Clinton discusses potential strategies for the fall elections with President Barack Obama, Senior Advisor Valerie Jarrett thinks to herself, "You just wait white boy, we'll fix your ass too."

67. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | August 13, 2010 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 11:03

"Now, this here is how to p... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Faith+1 | August 13, 2010 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"Now, this here is how to properly fondle a breast..."

68. Posted by Faith+1 | August 13, 2010 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 11:03

"In my day interns wore blu... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Silver Bullet | August 13, 2010 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Silver Bullet:

"In my day interns wore blue dresses. Beware of those. They're bad about staining!"

69. Posted by Silver Bullet | August 13, 2010 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 11:05

Bill Clinton: "This is what... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by WildWillie | August 13, 2010 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Bill Clinton: "This is what a hispanic looks like." ww

70. Posted by WildWillie | August 13, 2010 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 11:05

Now, Obama, after looking a... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Faith+1 | August 13, 2010 11:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Now, Obama, after looking at your efforts on health care, the war, and everything else, lemme give you a piece of advice that got me elected.

"It's the economy stupid."

71. Posted by Faith+1 | August 13, 2010 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 11:05

Bill : " I know what your t... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Rich | August 13, 2010 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rich:

Bill : " I know what your thinking out there looking at this picture. Let me assure you, I am NOT THAT HORNY! I may be a cheater,but at least I had some taste."

Obama : "word,cuz. fistbump me"


Bill : "what?"

72. Posted by Rich | August 13, 2010 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 11:08

"Barak, if you want to be r... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by 914 | August 13, 2010 11:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

"Barak, if you want to be reelected follow the Bush doctrine. And if you want to have fun ditch the wookie and start banging some interns."


"Thanks Billy!"

73. Posted by 914 | August 13, 2010 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 11:16

"Its the economy stupid!... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by 914 | August 13, 2010 11:26 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
914:

"Its the economy stupid!!"

74. Posted by 914 | August 13, 2010 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 11:26

Bill: "I think we're gonna ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by rodney dill | August 13, 2010 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Bill: "I think we're gonna need a bigger vote."

75. Posted by rodney dill | August 13, 2010 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 11:32

Knowing his reputation, Jar... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Dodo David | August 13, 2010 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Knowing his reputation, Jarrett moves out of Clinton's reach.

76. Posted by Dodo David | August 13, 2010 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 11:47

Bill: "You should be proud.... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by rodney dill | August 13, 2010 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Bill: "You should be proud... I can keep my hands off the biggest boob in the room."

77. Posted by rodney dill | August 13, 2010 11:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 11:54

cmon Barak , Michelle's in ... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by scotty | August 13, 2010 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scotty:

cmon Barak , Michelle's in Spain lets grab some interns and party..

78. Posted by scotty | August 13, 2010 12:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 12:02

I have our most romantic bo... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 13, 2010 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

I have our most romantic booth held for your
party of two. May I suggest the Assateague
oyster plate and the Dom Perignon '89 to start
your dining experience.....

79. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 13, 2010 12:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 12:11

NO! NO! You come from stage... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 13, 2010 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

NO! NO! You come from stage LEFT the moment
she finishes "I Loves You, Porgy"!!!

80. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 13, 2010 12:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 12:15

Now SHE just pledged $1,000... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 13, 2010 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

Now SHE just pledged $1,000 for Hillary's
2012 run for top dog......we expect a far
heftier sum from YOU, sir.

81. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 13, 2010 12:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 12:22

OK, looky here. In this pic... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Kenneyraisin | August 13, 2010 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kenneyraisin:

OK, looky here. In this picture you can see what Hillary used to look like. Now, with a little makeup and a pink outfit, you can see she almost passes for human.

82. Posted by Kenneyraisin | August 13, 2010 12:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 12:28

No rump-pinching in the Whi... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 13, 2010 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

No rump-pinching in the White House! Now tell
her 'you're sorry' and that it won't happen
again. The fact that you miss Michelle is
no excuse.

83. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 13, 2010 12:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 12:32

Talk to the hand, Valerie!<... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Sadie | August 13, 2010 12:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sadie:

Talk to the hand, Valerie!

84. Posted by Sadie | August 13, 2010 12:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 12:35

Look Barack, I just reached... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by s/w2001 | August 13, 2010 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
s/w2001:

Look Barack, I just reached over and gave her titty a little squeeze, like I did to all the women in my White House. I don't think that's a good enough reason for this here indictment. Something tells me this is really about Hillary and the primary...

85. Posted by s/w2001 | August 13, 2010 12:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 12:36

"....And just about then I ... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by JAT0 | August 13, 2010 12:48 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
JAT0:

"....And just about then I placed my hand on her head like this and said 'Praise the Lord Monica for He is coming..."

86. Posted by JAT0 | August 13, 2010 12:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 12:48

Hilary and I had the couch ... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Mikey60 | August 13, 2010 1:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mikey60:

Hilary and I had the couch right over there....so don't mess up the carpet, and we can put it right back in the same spot.

87. Posted by Mikey60 | August 13, 2010 1:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 13:09

Just like Dr. Strangelove, ... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Dave norman | August 13, 2010 1:12 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Dave norman:

Just like Dr. Strangelove, Bill's hand succumbs to old habits.

88. Posted by Dave norman | August 13, 2010 1:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 13:12

O.K., Barak. Now Valerie he... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 13, 2010 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

O.K., Barak. Now Valerie here will be 'Hillary'.
Show me how you will sweet-talk her into
being your V.P. in 2011. I suggest you
begin with genuflection.......

89. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 13, 2010 1:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 13:12

"So Barack, Ah had the ciga... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Hawk | August 13, 2010 1:14 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Hawk:

"So Barack, Ah had the cigar in mah right hand like this, and I was doin' this with mah left han..."
Umm, uh, Bill, let me be clear: I, uh, was trying to tell you how to rape America, not asking you how you raped Monica..."

90. Posted by Hawk | August 13, 2010 1:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 13:14

"She dont look like much Ba... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by 914 | August 13, 2010 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"She dont look like much Barry but She can sure find and give jobs."

91. Posted by 914 | August 13, 2010 2:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 14:02

Now, I'm not saying she do ... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Andy T | August 13, 2010 2:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Andy T:

Now, I'm not saying she do for you what Monica did for me, but you owe it to yourself.

92. Posted by Andy T | August 13, 2010 2:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 14:38

Dude! Show her! She doesn... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by GarandFan | August 13, 2010 2:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Dude! Show her! She doesn't believe it's this long!

93. Posted by GarandFan | August 13, 2010 2:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 14:55

Look I'm tellin' ya', once ... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by CZ | August 13, 2010 3:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
CZ:

Look I'm tellin' ya', once you understand the power of the force you'll get more tail than Yoda's toilet seat.

94. Posted by CZ | August 13, 2010 3:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 15:09

Imagine the Mosque at groun... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Dan | August 13, 2010 3:13 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Dan:

Imagine the Mosque at ground zero being dedicated to you. With your name arching across it.

95. Posted by Dan | August 13, 2010 3:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 15:13

Power-Grab-Left is the only... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by twolaneflash | August 13, 2010 3:25 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

Power-Grab-Left is the only play in The Book, Barry!

96. Posted by twolaneflash | August 13, 2010 3:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 15:25

Psst Barry. Did you find th... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Stan | August 13, 2010 3:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Stan:

Psst Barry. Did you find the tunnels yet? These will let you sneak in the hookers and then you can bang them in the Lincoln Bedroom and Michelle won't know a thing.

97. Posted by Stan | August 13, 2010 3:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 15:29

Barry, you're gonna have to... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Rick Moore | August 13, 2010 4:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick Moore:

Barry, you're gonna have to do better than this chick. Haven't you got any cute interns running around here?

98. Posted by Rick Moore | August 13, 2010 4:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 16:53

"I'm telling ya Mr. Preside... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by The Albatross | August 13, 2010 5:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Albatross:

"I'm telling ya Mr. President... this girl would do it all and ask for seconds... Now I did not have sex with that woman... (wink wink nudge nudge) but it was amazing."

99. Posted by The Albatross | August 13, 2010 5:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 17:26

Clowns to the left of me..j... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 6:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Clowns to the left of me..jokers to the right....

100. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 13, 2010 6:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 18:28

Hopester, Gropester and Mop... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Porkopolis | August 13, 2010 6:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Hopester, Gropester and Mopester

101. Posted by Porkopolis | August 13, 2010 6:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 18:35

"I scored an ounce blow, a ... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by groman | August 13, 2010 6:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
groman:

"I scored an ounce blow, a bottle of tequila and it'll just be the three of us in the room."

102. Posted by groman | August 13, 2010 6:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 18:54

Barak is in denial about wh... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by 914 | August 13, 2010 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Barak is in denial about who the real first black president is.

103. Posted by 914 | August 13, 2010 7:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 19:14

"And then you say, "Beep, b... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Bill M | August 13, 2010 7:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bill M:

"And then you say, "Beep, beep."

104. Posted by Bill M | August 13, 2010 7:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 19:14

And here is how we will mil... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Abhishek Duggal | August 13, 2010 8:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Abhishek Duggal:

And here is how we will milk them!

105. Posted by Abhishek Duggal | August 13, 2010 8:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 20:25

She's so short she doesn't ... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Scrapiron | August 13, 2010 8:34 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Scrapiron:

She's so short she doesn't have to bend over. Just walk up and unzip.

106. Posted by Scrapiron | August 13, 2010 8:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 20:34

4 flags, 7 chairs,a picture... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by 914 | August 13, 2010 9:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

4 flags, 7 chairs,a picture, a marxist, a philanderer and Valerie Jarret.

107. Posted by 914 | August 13, 2010 9:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 21:16

"Now Barak, I could have sw... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by 914 | August 13, 2010 9:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"Now Barak, I could have sworn I said a blue dress was the required uniform".

108. Posted by 914 | August 13, 2010 9:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 21:18

Hey Barry, you mind if I bo... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Pete S | August 13, 2010 9:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pete S:

Hey Barry, you mind if I borrow this one for the weekend? She's purty in pink and looks a little feisty. I like it a little rough!

109. Posted by Pete S | August 13, 2010 9:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 21:57

Barry, I'm telling you, Hil... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Dee | August 13, 2010 11:04 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dee:

Barry, I'm telling you, Hilary's idea to name it "Obamosque" is genius. The American people will never forget.

110. Posted by Dee | August 13, 2010 11:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 23:04

Reach out, and touch someon... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by bnorm | August 13, 2010 11:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bnorm:

Reach out, and touch someone.

111. Posted by bnorm | August 13, 2010 11:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 13, 2010 23:15

And then, according to this... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Natty Dark | August 14, 2010 6:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Natty Dark:

And then, according to this affadavit, I grabbed her like this ... except she was wearing a blue dress at the time.

112. Posted by Natty Dark | August 14, 2010 6:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 14, 2010 06:14

Finding Obama worthy, Bill ... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Sputum | August 14, 2010 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sputum:

Finding Obama worthy, Bill points out the bookcase where "the Bible" is kept, and reminds him that it needs to be returned at the end of his term.

113. Posted by Sputum | August 14, 2010 1:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 14, 2010 13:00

It's my tab from the Mustan... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by clearmind | August 14, 2010 3:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
clearmind:

It's my tab from the Mustang Ranch. I'll just give it to Valarie.

114. Posted by clearmind | August 14, 2010 3:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 14, 2010 15:36

Just take this clipboard wi... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 14, 2010 3:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Just take this clipboard with you wherever you go. A clipboard always makes you look like you know what you're doing.

115. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 14, 2010 3:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 14, 2010 15:46

OK. Barry, if I get her... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Gaius Piconius | August 14, 2010 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gaius Piconius:

OK. Barry, if I get her down to the Kmart right away I can get rid of her in five minutes under 'the flashing blue light'!

116. Posted by Gaius Piconius | August 14, 2010 6:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 14, 2010 18:39

Please - can I put my Itali... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Timbo | August 15, 2010 1:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timbo:

Please - can I put my Italian wingtips back on now, sir? I can't help being taller than you...

117. Posted by Timbo | August 15, 2010 1:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2010 01:38

Hear me out. SHE picks the... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by D. Dean | August 15, 2010 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Dean:

Hear me out. SHE picks the ties.

118. Posted by D. Dean | August 15, 2010 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2010 07:57

"...and I was like all cool... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by rodney dill | August 15, 2010 9:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"...and I was like all cool with the SWMBO thing until Hillary told me it didn't mean -- Sex With My Bitchin' Oldie."

119. Posted by rodney dill | August 15, 2010 9:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 15, 2010 21:32

Update: <... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | August 16, 2010 1:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The constest is now closed.

120. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | August 16, 2010 1:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 16, 2010 01:58




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