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Comments (131)
The only thing even close t... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rick13 | August 20, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
The only thing even close to transparent about Obama... His ears!
1. Posted by Rick13 | August 20, 2010 8:01 AM |
Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:01
2. Posted by iwogisdead | August 20, 2010 8:10 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
President Obama demonstrates his famous "glowing ear" trick for reporters.
2. Posted by iwogisdead | August 20, 2010 8:10 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:10
3. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 20, 2010 8:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Republicans are bad, mmmkay.
3. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 20, 2010 8:12 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:12
4. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 20, 2010 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My mind to your mind... my thoughts to your thoughts...
Um, sorry. I'm not picking up anything.
4. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 20, 2010 8:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:19
5. Posted by tomg51 | August 20, 2010 8:21 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Yesss - they are talking about me. mmmmmmmm
5. Posted by tomg51 | August 20, 2010 8:21 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:21
6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 20, 2010 8:21 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Spock! Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!
6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 20, 2010 8:21 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:21
7. Posted by tomg51 | August 20, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Dome light on in an empty car
7. Posted by tomg51 | August 20, 2010 8:22 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:22
8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 20, 2010 8:24 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I would swear he was Spock -- if all his positions weren't so illogical.
8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 20, 2010 8:24 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:24
9. Posted by Upset Old Guy | August 20, 2010 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I can handle the increased unemployment numbers. I can handle the increased debt. I can handle fellow party members running away from me during the elections. But when you won't stand up even when I standing here in front of this house, my house, I need another vacation."
9. Posted by Upset Old Guy | August 20, 2010 8:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:28
10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 20, 2010 8:28 AM | Score: 24 (28 votes cast)
24% think he's praying to Allah.
10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 20, 2010 8:28 AM |
Score: 24 (28 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:28
11. Posted by JLawson | August 20, 2010 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The light goes in one side - and out the other. I have to hold my head just right, though, and close my eyes so you all won't be blinded by the awesomeness of the light going through my brain.
11. Posted by JLawson | August 20, 2010 8:30 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:30
12. Posted by Brad | August 20, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
In this first frame, we see the ears begin to glow. This, most experts agree, began the self-implosion we've been witnessing the past year or more. These same experts have reached a consensus that a total meltdown is imminent.
12. Posted by Brad | August 20, 2010 8:31 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:31
13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 20, 2010 8:32 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Obama prays to the One who he holds in highest regard -- himself.
13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 20, 2010 8:32 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:32
14. Posted by Eric | August 20, 2010 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Chris Matthews always says, "Identify the man with the sun on his face, and you've picked yourself the winner."
I say, "Identify the man with the sun shining through his ears, and you've picked yourself a loser."
14. Posted by Eric | August 20, 2010 8:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:33
15. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 20, 2010 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an attempt to counteract recent polls, The White House issued a statement that the President is a Christian and "prays everyday." "Because nothing less than a public display of devotion will satisfy those Tea-baggers", continued Obama's spokeman, "he will be praying publicly on the Capitol steps 7 days a week.
15. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 20, 2010 8:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:36
16. Posted by plasticturtle | August 20, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Yes, his ears are burning,
Yes, we are talking about him.
Yes, None of it is good.
16. Posted by plasticturtle | August 20, 2010 8:38 AM |
Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:38
17. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 20, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
After seeing how much publicity Palin's palm notes garnered, President Obama decided to write his whole speech on his hands.
17. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 20, 2010 8:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:38
18. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If things get bad enough, Dumbo, with those huge ears, could fly away from it all at any time.
18. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 8:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:40
19. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 8:41 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
If I'm a Muslim, may God make my ears glow red.
19. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 8:41 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:41
20. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 20, 2010 8:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama reviewing his palm notes: "1. Economy - Blame Bush. 2. Jobs - Blame Bush. 3. Rising unemployment. Blame Bush." "Geez, that's like hitting the easy button!"
20. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 20, 2010 8:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:43
21. Posted by plasticturtle | August 20, 2010 8:43 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Once he gets the red nose affixed, the clown outfit will be complete.
21. Posted by plasticturtle | August 20, 2010 8:43 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:43
22. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 8:46 AM | Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
If you'd been spinning that much, your ears would stick out too.
22. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 8:46 AM |
Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:46
23. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 20, 2010 8:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama wonders if he can say this with a straight face: "I ended the Iraq war early."
23. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 20, 2010 8:47 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:47
24. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 8:49 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
He's like an aural Pinocchio. The more he lies, the bigger his ears get.
24. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 8:49 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:49
25. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 8:51 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
You can tell a lot about Obama just by the direction of his gaze.
For example, in this picture, we know that the teleprompter is at his feet!
25. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 8:51 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:51
26. Posted by Justrand | August 20, 2010 8:52 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"They said if I stand here and look solemn for a minute or two I can go on another vacation."
26. Posted by Justrand | August 20, 2010 8:52 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:52
27. Posted by Wiglaf | August 20, 2010 8:53 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Didn't the secret service warn you not to tell Michelle her ass was too big?
27. Posted by Wiglaf | August 20, 2010 8:53 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:53
28. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 8:54 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
There's the old DC wives tale: Red ears in morning, taxpayer take warning. Red ears at night, taxpayers delight!
28. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 8:54 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:54
29. Posted by Joe Miller | August 20, 2010 8:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The President, unable to fit a vacation between his breakfast with Democrat leaders and his lunch with representatives from CAIR, takes a short standing nap to recharge his batteries.
29. Posted by Joe Miller | August 20, 2010 8:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:55
30. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 8:55 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Aids became suspicious when Obama kept insisting that his podium face Mecca...
30. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 8:55 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:55
31. Posted by zipity | August 20, 2010 8:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Americans aren't sure if I'm Muslim or Christian. L.Ron Hubbard would be so proud of me. Now off to another secret meeting with Tom, Katie, and Mr. Travolta. Take that you body Thetans..."
31. Posted by zipity | August 20, 2010 8:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:58
32. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 8:59 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Michelle's been dragging him around by the ears again. "Go to Spain you said. Nobody will notice, you said..."
32. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 8:59 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 08:59
33. Posted by zipity | August 20, 2010 9:00 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"How does that saying go again? Black ears at dawn, I'm a Muslim. Red ears at dusk, you all are fucked... Yeah, I think that's it...."
33. Posted by zipity | August 20, 2010 9:00 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:00
34. Posted by guido | August 20, 2010 9:01 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Those ears are just about the only thing bright about this fellow.
34. Posted by guido | August 20, 2010 9:01 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:01
35. Posted by joe | August 20, 2010 9:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Let's all bow are head and prey. Oh heavenly me.....
35. Posted by joe | August 20, 2010 9:03 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:03
36. Posted by guido | August 20, 2010 9:14 AM | Score: 12 (18 votes cast)
Barack with your ears so bright,
Won't you enlighten us peasants with your arrogant nuance tonight?
Still oh how the liberals love him,
While the rest of us are brewing tea.
Barack the bright eared one term president,
You'll soon be relegated to the dust bin of history.
36. Posted by guido | August 20, 2010 9:14 AM |
Score: 12 (18 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:14
37. Posted by TexBob | August 20, 2010 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who put the teleprompter down there and made the letters too small to read? I'm gonna kick some ass now....Someone get me my reading glasses.
37. Posted by TexBob | August 20, 2010 9:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:15
38. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 20, 2010 9:16 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
"It's so strange. So many people think I'm a Muslim, but no one ever notices that I pray to my teleprompter before every speech"
38. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 20, 2010 9:16 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:16
39. Posted by IowaRight | August 20, 2010 9:16 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
A source of ongoing aggravation, Obama thinks again how much he hates how that damn American Flag Pin ruins the lapel of his awesomely expensive suits....
39. Posted by IowaRight | August 20, 2010 9:16 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:16
40. Posted by JAT0 | August 20, 2010 9:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I draw a blank looking at this picture - cameras don't lie - this guy is stuck on stupid!
40. Posted by JAT0 | August 20, 2010 9:17 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:17
41. Posted by BluesHarper | August 20, 2010 9:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Clap on... Clap off
41. Posted by BluesHarper | August 20, 2010 9:17 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:17
42. Posted by DSkinner | August 20, 2010 9:17 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Dear Me, hallowed be My name. My kingdom come, My will be done as I command it. Give them this day their measily scraps for they will like it. Forgive them for hating me, they are racist hicks. Lead them not into logic and deliver them from conservatives. For I won! Amen
42. Posted by DSkinner | August 20, 2010 9:17 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:17
43. Posted by Brad | August 20, 2010 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dead Man Standing
43. Posted by Brad | August 20, 2010 9:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:25
44. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 20, 2010 9:26 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
"Wow, I never knew the Magic 8-ball had an answer reading
"You're Screwed"
44. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 20, 2010 9:26 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:26
45. Posted by _Mike_ | August 20, 2010 9:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
President Obama tries out his newly implanted eye-lid teleprompters.
45. Posted by _Mike_ | August 20, 2010 9:27 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:27
46. Posted by dfbaskwill | August 20, 2010 9:33 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
"...Roger Dumbo One, you are cleared for takeoff."
46. Posted by dfbaskwill | August 20, 2010 9:33 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:33
47. Posted by rodney dill | August 20, 2010 9:33 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"There's no place like home... there's no place like home... there's no place like home... damn I miss Kenya."
47. Posted by rodney dill | August 20, 2010 9:33 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:33
48. Posted by guido | August 20, 2010 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let me and my ears be clear, Q-Tip Corporation is too big to fail. Therefore, I am calling on Congress to approve a new $800 Billion earmark to bail out Q-Tip that will swab the economy with a waxy glow of jobs that we unverifiably would have lost without it.
48. Posted by guido | August 20, 2010 9:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:34
49. Posted by Silver Bullet | August 20, 2010 9:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Red Ear. Isn't that a fish species?
49. Posted by Silver Bullet | August 20, 2010 9:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:37
50. Posted by tomg51 | August 20, 2010 9:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dumbo's ears grew three sizes that day....
50. Posted by tomg51 | August 20, 2010 9:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 09:37
51. Posted by Hank | August 20, 2010 10:05 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Hmmph. What are my approval numbers doing down there?
51. Posted by Hank | August 20, 2010 10:05 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 10:05
52. Posted by Eric | August 20, 2010 10:07 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
What's black and white and red all over?
Obama's ears.
52. Posted by Eric | August 20, 2010 10:07 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 10:07
53. Posted by tomg51 | August 20, 2010 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Re: 46. Posted by dfbaskwill | August 20, 2010 9:33 AM
My: 50. Posted by tomg51 | August 20, 2010 9:37 AM
Rats - I didn't see your Dumbo reference post before I put in mine. One more vote for you!
53. Posted by tomg51 | August 20, 2010 10:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 10:10
54. Posted by retired military | August 20, 2010 10:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Biden "Of course President Obama isnt Muslim. The fact that hHe is meditating in the same direction of Mecca is just a coincidence."
54. Posted by retired military | August 20, 2010 10:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 10:12
55. Posted by retired military | August 20, 2010 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the run up to the 2012 Presidential primariries Obama was overheard to say to Hillary "Et tu Brute?"
55. Posted by retired military | August 20, 2010 10:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 10:13
56. Posted by CZ | August 20, 2010 10:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Does this outfit make my ears look fat?
56. Posted by CZ | August 20, 2010 10:27 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 10:27
57. Posted by CDR M | August 20, 2010 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The President ponders if he should send in Eric Holder to find out who shat in the waters off of Martha's Vineyard during his vacation.
57. Posted by CDR M | August 20, 2010 10:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 10:32
58. Posted by Nine-Fourteen | August 20, 2010 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Its the economy dumbo!
58. Posted by Nine-Fourteen | August 20, 2010 10:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 10:32
59. Posted by Nine-Fourteen | August 20, 2010 10:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Grab Jafar by the flappers and he'll fly ya to Mecca.
59. Posted by Nine-Fourteen | August 20, 2010 10:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 10:40
60. Posted by Darth Obama | August 20, 2010 10:41 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
"When Yoda did the ear thing, you guys loved it, but when I do it it looks 'weird'???
60. Posted by Darth Obama | August 20, 2010 10:41 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 10:41
61. Posted by Jeff | August 20, 2010 10:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama thinking:
man, its a good thing I got that ear reduction surgery ...
61. Posted by Jeff | August 20, 2010 10:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 10:41
62. Posted by GarandFan | August 20, 2010 10:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Ssshhhhhhhhh! The president is praying to himself.
62. Posted by GarandFan | August 20, 2010 10:48 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 10:48
63. Posted by Rich | August 20, 2010 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WTF! Who's been messing with my halo!
63. Posted by Rich | August 20, 2010 10:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 10:48
64. Posted by NJ Mike | August 20, 2010 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Our Me, who art in DC, hallowed be my name, my kingdom came, on vacation I remain"
64. Posted by NJ Mike | August 20, 2010 10:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 10:49
65. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 20, 2010 10:49 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Wasn't invited to Limbaugh's wedding ...
Wasn't invited to Chelsea's wedding ...
The Emmy people say they are "fully booked" and can't get me a seat ...
Crap, the only people who will even admit to knowing me are Blago and Rangel ...
65. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 20, 2010 10:49 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 10:49
66. Posted by TOhio | August 20, 2010 10:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
PinnochioEars. Whenever he lies, his ears flare up!
66. Posted by TOhio | August 20, 2010 10:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 10:53
67. Posted by SweatMonkey | August 20, 2010 10:58 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Must ... control ... urge to laugh like a maniac ... must ... appear ... to care about America ...
67. Posted by SweatMonkey | August 20, 2010 10:58 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 10:58
68. Posted by Hodink | August 20, 2010 11:01 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
"I promised you transparency."
68. Posted by Hodink | August 20, 2010 11:01 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 11:01
69. Posted by BlogDog | August 20, 2010 11:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I wish Breitbart would stop calling the polls "Operation Dumbo Drop."
69. Posted by BlogDog | August 20, 2010 11:23 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 11:23
70. Posted by tomg51 | August 20, 2010 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If only...
This were the result of good two-handed head slap.
70. Posted by tomg51 | August 20, 2010 11:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 11:27
71. Posted by jim2 | August 20, 2010 11:29 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Geppetto's second model used the ears.
71. Posted by jim2 | August 20, 2010 11:29 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 11:29
72. Posted by twolaneflash | August 20, 2010 11:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I'm looking through you,
Where did you go?
I thought I knew you,
What did I know?
You don't look different,
But you have changed.
I'm looking through you,
You're not the same.
Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear.
You don't sound different,
I've learnt the game.
I'm looking through you,
You're not the same.
Why, tell me why,
Did you not treat me right?
Love has a nasty habbit of dissapearing over night.
You're thinking of me,
The same old way.
You were above me.
But not today.
The only difference,
Is you're down there.
I'm looking through you,
And you're nowhere."
The Beatles
72. Posted by twolaneflash | August 20, 2010 11:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 11:30
73. Posted by Dan | August 20, 2010 11:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Here we have the economic vampire bat. There are a few tell-tale signs.
1. Bat wing like ears.
2. Registered Democrat
3. Uncontrolled spending of everybody else's money...(see number 2, number 3 may be redundant)
73. Posted by Dan | August 20, 2010 11:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 11:39
74. Posted by Nine-Fourteen | August 20, 2010 11:44 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Whats black and white and red all over?
_____ _______ _____ mmm mmmm mmmm
74. Posted by Nine-Fourteen | August 20, 2010 11:44 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 11:44
75. Posted by Eric | August 20, 2010 11:48 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
When they said he was radioactive I thought it was a figure of speech.
75. Posted by Eric | August 20, 2010 11:48 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 11:48
76. Posted by Gmac | August 20, 2010 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama auditions his act for AGT, but nobody seems to be impressed.
76. Posted by Gmac | August 20, 2010 11:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 11:53
77. Posted by Shamspade | August 20, 2010 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Idiot savant, without his tinfoil hat, demonstrates his continuing ability to hear those voices from Planet Zoltron by concentrating all his energy on a pair of ear-brain interplanetary communications appendages. Do not try this at home.
77. Posted by Shamspade | August 20, 2010 12:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 12:03
78. Posted by rodney dill | August 20, 2010 12:23 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Contriteness in the face of Muslim bravado... There's a sap for that.
78. Posted by rodney dill | August 20, 2010 12:23 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 12:23
79. Posted by Nine-Fourteen | August 20, 2010 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheetah goes to Washington!
79. Posted by Nine-Fourteen | August 20, 2010 12:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 12:23
80. Posted by Faith+1 | August 20, 2010 12:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I am the LightBringer....I am the LightBringer....I am the LightBringer"
80. Posted by Faith+1 | August 20, 2010 12:28 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 12:28
81. Posted by Faith+1 | August 20, 2010 12:30 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The puppet sits silent....waiting for its master to pulls its strings.
81. Posted by Faith+1 | August 20, 2010 12:30 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 12:30
82. Posted by Faith+1 | August 20, 2010 12:31 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
When the TOTUS failed President Obama totally shut down.
82. Posted by Faith+1 | August 20, 2010 12:31 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 12:31
83. Posted by Faith+1 | August 20, 2010 12:32 PM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
The Obamatron 6000 begins to recharge in the morning light.
83. Posted by Faith+1 | August 20, 2010 12:32 PM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 12:32
84. Posted by RAH | August 20, 2010 12:56 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Excuse me, Mr. President, but you left your car doors open....
84. Posted by RAH | August 20, 2010 12:56 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 12:56
85. Posted by jbw | August 20, 2010 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dang it Michelle, I told you that Fiber muffin would hit at the worst time.
85. Posted by jbw | August 20, 2010 12:58 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 12:58
86. Posted by rodney dill | August 20, 2010 1:00 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to STFU when I don't know the difference."
86. Posted by rodney dill | August 20, 2010 1:00 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 13:00
87. Posted by clear mind | August 20, 2010 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You're cleared for take-off! Ears-up!
87. Posted by clear mind | August 20, 2010 1:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 13:00
88. Posted by Mark Cleveland | August 20, 2010 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle, damn bitch, you bit me!
88. Posted by Mark Cleveland | August 20, 2010 1:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 13:10
89. Posted by Maddox | August 20, 2010 1:11 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I believe I can fly!"
89. Posted by Maddox | August 20, 2010 1:11 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 13:11
90. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | August 20, 2010 1:23 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Oh, Allah, er, I mean, Oh, Jesus, give me the strength to destroy American ideals and values; and please make sure the weather is nice for this weekend's family vacation"
90. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | August 20, 2010 1:23 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 13:23
91. Posted by Jim | August 20, 2010 1:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Step back homies, when these bad boys start flappin aint nobody safe!
91. Posted by Jim | August 20, 2010 1:35 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 13:35
92. Posted by Jer | August 20, 2010 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, Barry, the column trick doesn't work any more.
92. Posted by Jer | August 20, 2010 1:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 13:48
93. Posted by rodney dill | August 20, 2010 2:12 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ross Parrot
93. Posted by rodney dill | August 20, 2010 2:12 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 14:12
94. Posted by rodney dill | August 20, 2010 2:14 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
♬
I'm a little teapot
short and stout,
here is my handle,
...and here is my other handle...
♬
94. Posted by rodney dill | August 20, 2010 2:14 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 14:14
95. Posted by Don | August 20, 2010 2:22 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
President Obama tries out his new teleprompt-ears.
95. Posted by Don | August 20, 2010 2:22 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 14:22
96. Posted by sarahconnor2 | August 20, 2010 2:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This is your brain on liberalism. Any questions?
96. Posted by sarahconnor2 | August 20, 2010 2:39 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 14:39
97. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 20, 2010 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Election-ears?
97. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 20, 2010 3:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 15:35
98. Posted by Timmer | August 20, 2010 4:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Please guide my words and deeds as we venture into the land of Hyannis Port. Lo though we be on yet another vacation, keep our thoughts progressive....ohhhhhhMAN.
98. Posted by Timmer | August 20, 2010 4:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 16:05
99. Posted by tom | August 20, 2010 4:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Am I over my paygrade or what!!!!
99. Posted by tom | August 20, 2010 4:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 16:26
100. Posted by RonM | August 20, 2010 4:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The present is a Christian, he prays 5 times a day.
100. Posted by RonM | August 20, 2010 4:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 16:35
101. Posted by jr | August 20, 2010 5:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wait--is that the call to prayer I hear?
101. Posted by jr | August 20, 2010 5:16 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 17:16
102. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 6:27 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
With ears that big, you'd think he could hear the American people, wouldn't you?
102. Posted by fustian | August 20, 2010 6:27 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 18:27
103. Posted by Nine Fourteen | August 20, 2010 6:57 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Great bobble headed balls of fire! I wonder if those ears turn blue when he tells the truth?
103. Posted by Nine Fourteen | August 20, 2010 6:57 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 18:57
104. Posted by Nine Fourteen | August 20, 2010 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lets ear it for the boy.
104. Posted by Nine Fourteen | August 20, 2010 7:14 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 19:14
105. Posted by rodney dill | August 20, 2010 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oops, Sorry Bo, We'll just say I was following too close."
105. Posted by rodney dill | August 20, 2010 7:14 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 19:14
106. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 20, 2010 7:21 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The first photos from the newly installed White House Urinal Cam were released today.
106. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 20, 2010 7:21 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 19:21
107. Posted by Spike | August 20, 2010 7:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Thank Allah, Public Policy Polling didn't ask them if the public thinks I am a Marxist."
107. Posted by Spike | August 20, 2010 7:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 19:26
108. Posted by Spike | August 20, 2010 7:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
M-I-C, K-E-Y, MARX.
108. Posted by Spike | August 20, 2010 7:29 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 19:29
109. Posted by Spike | August 20, 2010 7:33 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
His ears say "Mickey"; his policies say "Dumbo".
109. Posted by Spike | August 20, 2010 7:33 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 19:33
110. Posted by boqueronman | August 20, 2010 8:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As my mentor Ronald (cough) Reagan once said, "When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." See, I can make them experience both!
110. Posted by boqueronman | August 20, 2010 8:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 20:04
111. Posted by retired military | August 20, 2010 8:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama was heard muttering to himself just before his last press conference
"My kung fu is strong.
My kung fu is strong.
My kung fu is strong."
111. Posted by retired military | August 20, 2010 8:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 20:42
112. Posted by retired military | August 20, 2010 10:12 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Despite photographic proof the Obama administration claims they are not asleep at the wheel.
112. Posted by retired military | August 20, 2010 10:12 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 22:12
113. Posted by SYLVAN-SYLPH | August 20, 2010 10:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RED ALERT! RED ALERT!
113. Posted by SYLVAN-SYLPH | August 20, 2010 10:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 22:17
114. Posted by Nine Fourteen | August 20, 2010 10:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A chia pet would provide more growth then ol' bugle ears has.
114. Posted by Nine Fourteen | August 20, 2010 10:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 22:20
115. Posted by Spike | August 20, 2010 10:24 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
So the Turtle said, "Someone please get me down off of this post."
115. Posted by Spike | August 20, 2010 10:24 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 22:24
116. Posted by Nine Fourteen | August 20, 2010 10:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
da da da da da da da da da da da da BATBOY!
116. Posted by Nine Fourteen | August 20, 2010 10:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 20, 2010 22:42
117. Posted by A.J. Fisher | August 21, 2010 1:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nightlights for the teleprompter.
117. Posted by A.J. Fisher | August 21, 2010 1:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2010 01:32
118. Posted by Jim Addison | August 21, 2010 2:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dammit, Michelle, get your own yogurt. Can't you see I'm busy pissing on the Constitution?"
118. Posted by Jim Addison | August 21, 2010 2:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2010 02:23
119. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | August 21, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmmmmmmm Hmmmmm - Move over June Allyson - that Depends' contract's mine!
119. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | August 21, 2010 7:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2010 07:52
120. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | August 21, 2010 7:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Our Father, who art between my ears ..."
120. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | August 21, 2010 7:54 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2010 07:54
121. Posted by olsoljer | August 21, 2010 9:11 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
They are right, I don't have any balls.
121. Posted by olsoljer | August 21, 2010 9:11 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2010 09:11
122. Posted by olsoljer | August 21, 2010 9:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faster, Barney! Faster!!
122. Posted by olsoljer | August 21, 2010 9:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2010 09:13
123. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 21, 2010 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Follow the dancing ball:
"Red sails in the sunset,
Way out on the blue....."
123. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 21, 2010 12:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2010 12:07
124. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 21, 2010 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WH press release:
There's an inner glow manifested in our
transcendental leader when he begins his
insightful oratory. First, the ears glow,
then the nose...then the lips begin their
task of raising us all to a higher plane...."
124. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 21, 2010 12:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2010 12:23
125. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 21, 2010 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I hear you knockin'
But you can't come in"
125. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 21, 2010 12:58 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2010 12:58
126. Posted by sarahconnor2 | August 21, 2010 3:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Do your ears turn red,
Do they show what's in your head?
Will they glow until you make certain
That the private sector's dead?
Will they show that you're a soldier
For what Ayers and Lenin told ya?
Do your ears- turn- red?
126. Posted by sarahconnor2 | August 21, 2010 3:15 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2010 15:15
127. Posted by Melek | August 21, 2010 9:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
. . . Without making eye contact, President Obama addressed those who question his agenda by stating: "Just because I'm standing in front of these columns do not think that I'm a proud and active member of the "Fifth Column"... ;) ;)
I wish you well :) Melek
"Based on his record thus far, if Obama was a baseball team, he would be the Chicago Black Sox; if he was a disease, he'd be the bubonic plague; and if he was a ship, he'd be the Titanic." ~ B. Prelutsky
127. Posted by Melek | August 21, 2010 9:20 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 21, 2010 21:20
128. Posted by Darrell Smith | August 22, 2010 9:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Therefore, I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow. Vice President Biden will be sworn in as President at that hour in this office... Wait a minute, who's been messing with my teleprompters?
128. Posted by Darrell Smith | August 22, 2010 9:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2010 09:18
129. Posted by rodney dill | August 22, 2010 10:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Operation Dumbo Dip
129. Posted by rodney dill | August 22, 2010 10:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 22, 2010 10:59
130. Posted by Spike | August 23, 2010 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He can't be praying, or he would be kneeling and facing East; he can't be peeing, or he would be sitting. So, what IS he doing?
130. Posted by Spike | August 23, 2010 11:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 23, 2010 11:52
131. Posted by Kevin
| August 30, 2010 1:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
131. Posted by Kevin
| August 30, 2010 1:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 30, 2010 01:08