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Dane-ish, Anyone?

Yesterday, Jay Tea wrote an interesting account about the strange activity surrounding a certain IP address.

Dane, named as one of the, shall we say 'persons of interest' in the article, quickly if weakly asserted his innocence. Upon reflection, I think we should give him the benefit of the doubt. It's just coincidence, his name showing up with the same IP address as certain other characters. Nothing odd at all, really. I mean, it could just as easily happen that everyone might all decide to call themselves 'Dane' when commenting on an article.

So that's what we're gonna do.

The rules are simple. Anyone commenting on this thread will call themselves 'Dane', and tell all about Dane's World. Discuss Dane's politics, religious beliefs, education ... Nothing profane or illegal, and everyone who posts a comment has to call themselves 'Dane'. If another name is used I will go in and change it to 'Dane' - for clarity, of course. Nothing else gets changed except I might clean up some language. And if someone decides not to take the message I might get inventive if the poster gets defensive, if you know what I mean.

Of course, for all I know, the only comments will be from the real Dane, in the same way that he insists that it's just a coincidence that he shares an IP address with a community of myopic leftist socialists. And writing style. And grammatical characteristics ...

And I may just be getting started, because as anyone who's been to a good bakery knows, there's always a wide selection of Dane-ish to choose from.


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DJ, I'm finding myself reco... (Below threshold)

DJ, I'm finding myself reconsidering the "Dane-ish" question. It turns out that the IP in question belongs to an anonymizing service...

J.

And there's nothing at all ... (Below threshold)
Dane:

And there's nothing at all wrong with me using an anonymizing service! I'm worried all you right-wing loonies are going to be showing up on my doorstep with shotguns, demanding I don't get an abortion!

And I'm not even a girl!

Dang. I just wet myself again in terror thinking of such a thing. Think I'll go stare at my picture of the lightbringer until this all passes.... Anyone got a paper bag I can use until I stop hyperventilating? Or maybe a clean nappie?

Look, this is all very amus... (Below threshold)
Dane:

Look, this is all very amusing, until someone important gets hurt. Namely, me. I know more than all the rest of you put together, you teabaggers are all just too stupid to get that.

Anyway, just promise me you'll leave out the parts about the squirrels and the spandex, 'kay? Because Middle School is rough enough without that getting out again.

I may have to venture out o... (Below threshold)
Dane:

I may have to venture out of my mother's basement and change my diaper after this thread.

NONE OF YOU ARE DANE! <br ... (Below threshold)
Dane:

NONE OF YOU ARE DANE!
I'M DANE!
DANE I TELL YOU!
DANE!

I can't believe how juvenil... (Below threshold)
Dane:

I can't believe how juvenile you all are. (Damn it! I just responded to the actual content of this post. Not to self--don't do that again.)

This is all driven by the h... (Below threshold)
Dane:

This is all driven by the hateful agenda of Palin, Rush, Beck, and the Tea Pary.

Go to Hell, all of you. I'm... (Below threshold)
Dane:

Go to Hell, all of you. I'm a beter speller than that.

Dammit, Spartacus! Where A... (Below threshold)
Dane:

Dammit, Spartacus! Where ARE you?

The most interesting detail... (Below threshold)
Dane:

The most interesting detail about my life?
Sascha Cohen optioned my life story to provide material for his movie "Bruno".
Except he had to tone down many the details...

Only the real Dane would kn... (Below threshold)
Dane:

Only the real Dane would know what I know.

I am the Great Dane - no on... (Below threshold)
Dane:

I am the Great Dane - no one else can be ME. Look if you can't respect my right to bash you - well then I guess I can use one of my other nom de plumes. How about I start posting as Barrack, or Muslim-boy? You're a bunch of redneck, NASCAR, gun-toters who don't understand the higher levels of thought by us socialists. And I quote: "Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. Mao Zedong"

I am a Cheese Dane-ish!... (Below threshold)
Dane:

I am a Cheese Dane-ish!

Of course I need an anonymi... (Below threshold)
Dane:

Of course I need an anonymizing service - I am not only a staffer for the brilliant Alan Grayson, I am the love child of him and Dennis Kucinich.

The only reason I need an '... (Below threshold)
Dane:

The only reason I need an 'atomizing' service is because I am the President of the United States, So now you understand. MHA HA HA!

Will the real slim DANE ple... (Below threshold)
Dane:

Will the real slim DANE please stand up

Please stand up

Please Stand up

Will the real slim DANE please stand up

"Dane-ish"? At least have ... (Below threshold)
Dane:

"Dane-ish"? At least have the decency to call me what I really am:

A fruitcake.

Dane is rather a jerk.... (Below threshold)
Dane:

Dane is rather a jerk.

And I'm hogging the thread,... (Below threshold)
Dane:

And I'm hogging the thread, too! LOL

Kind of a sad life you have... (Below threshold)
Dane:

Kind of a sad life you have there Dane.

You'll all be humming a dif... (Below threshold)
Dane:

You'll all be humming a different tune when I become Mayor of Chicago.

I am the one and only Great... (Below threshold)
Dane:

I am the one and only Great Dane. You can't make me slink away with my tail between my legs.

And another thing, what do ... (Below threshold)
Dane:

And another thing, what do you mean 'discuss Dane's education'? Everyone knows I'm opposed to education!

I deign this thread... (Below threshold)
Dane:

I deign this thread

If you could only understan... (Below threshold)
Dane:

If you could only understand what Obammunism is, you would hope, you would pray on your knees that one day you too would become an Obammunist.

I thought this was the link... (Below threshold)
Dane:

I thought this was the link to order the free Viagra.

I use an anonymizing servic... (Below threshold)
Dane:

I use an anonymizing service because I don't want anyone to find me, but of course I only use one online identity because I want people to have confidence in my integrity.

I believe the substance and quality of my arguments should be enough to carry the day despite my psuedonym and use of an anonymizing service -- or at least, it will be enough to carry the day as soon as I start actually offering arguments instead of trying to inject race into every discussion.

And I really wish you people would stop talking about me like a dog.

Lets not quibble about whic... (Below threshold)
Dane:

Lets not quibble about which Dane I am or am not!

This is supposed to be a blog party!

Im the Dane of a different ... (Below threshold)
Dane:

Im the Dane of a different color youv'e heard tell of. Im obnoxious, rude, pretentious and snobby just like my worshipped elitist Barry E Neuman.

You nutwing bigots cant handle world progress. You're all stuck in Klan school.


After today I may never post as Dane again. Warchild yes, Dane no.

Props for the Monty Python ... (Below threshold)
Dane:

Props for the Monty Python Holy Grail reference, Dane 28.

'Ware the rabbit!

I am Hamlet, the Dane... (Below threshold)
Dane:

I am Hamlet, the Dane

I am Jack Webb - Dane De Dane Dane

Love,
Dane

I am not Victor Borga, "The... (Below threshold)
Dane:

I am not Victor Borga, "The Great Dane"

I have to admit that Barack... (Below threshold)
Dane:

I have to admit that Barack Obama stinks as President and I really Really REALLY miss George W. Bush. Sarah Palin is the most intelligent woman in the world and would make a fantastic President and Glen Beck would make a terrific Vice President.

Nice job, you nutcakes.... (Below threshold)
Dane:

Nice job, you nutcakes.

#34Looks like trip... (Below threshold)
Dane:

#34

Looks like tripe the real IP of a different warchild Dane name would post.

You maniacs! You screwed it... (Below threshold)
Dane:

You maniacs! You screwed it up! Dane you. God Dane you all to hell!"

SHUT UP YOU FOOLS! Why do ... (Below threshold)
Dane:

SHUT UP YOU FOOLS! Why do you reichwinger nutbags have to insult me everytime I open my piehole? I am the only pompous ass posting here, the rest of you make too much sense.

God once wondered if He cou... (Below threshold)
dane:

God once wondered if He could make something even more annoying and worthless than mosquitoes.

Thus was Dane brought into being.

And I will continue hanging... (Below threshold)
Dane:

And I will continue hanging around and gracing you all with my wonderful comments until you pay the Dane Geld. (rimshot)

That's a bit confusing. Min... (Below threshold)
Dane:

That's a bit confusing. Mind if I call you Bruce?

NONE OF YOU ARE DANE!... (Below threshold)
Dane:

NONE OF YOU ARE DANE!
I'M DANE!
DANE I TELL YOU!
DANE!

5. Posted by Dane

You're too tall to be Dane.

And you, Dane #41, are too ... (Below threshold)
Dane:

And you, Dane #41, are too short. As well as chunky, which the real Dane isn't. Well, not too much.

Some say Dane only knows tw... (Below threshold)
Dane:

Some say Dane only knows two facts about politics, and has gotten both completely arsey-versy. Others say that Dane HAS heard about sex, but finds stroking his keyboard much more fun except when it gets sticky.

All we know is, he's called DANE - and can do a Lap in a Reasonably Priced Car in under 25 minutes! Give him a round of applause!

(Man, I've to to stop watching Top Gear...)

[ incoherent screaming, lik... (Below threshold)
dane:

[ incoherent screaming, like Gov. Dean only less intelligent ]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSH... (Below threshold)
dane:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSHHHH!

Mmmm... schadenfreude.<br /... (Below threshold)
dane:

Mmmm... schadenfreude.

Since I am the once, future... (Below threshold)
Dane:

Since I am the once, future, and true Dane, I must say that most of you are only Dane-ish, not fully Dane at all. In order to achieve full Daneness, you must follow the leftist line without thought or question. Your faith in Obama must be total, expressed without hesitation. You must despise those who dare to question His omnipotent will.

For this is the very essence of Dane. Can you do this? Dare you?

#47's not Dane, it's Chr... (Below threshold)
Dane:

#47's not Dane, it's Chris Matthews!

I even love little jp2 and ... (Below threshold)
Dane:

I even love little jp2 and want marry tina s.

I sure miss Lee Ward's voic... (Below threshold)
Dane:

I sure miss Lee Ward's voice of reason around here.

Yeah, I miss him, too. <br ... (Below threshold)
I'm So Dane:

Yeah, I miss him, too.
But it's such a gooood feeling...

Soft knocks at the door)<br... (Below threshold)
Dane:

Soft knocks at the door)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me Dane. Open up man I got the stuff.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me Dane man. Open up I got the stuff.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: It's Dane man. Open up I think the cops saw me come in here.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's Dane man. Will you open up I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dane man. Open up.
CHONG: Dane?
CHEECH: Yeah Dane. C'mon man open up I think the cops saw me.
CHONG: Dane's not here.
CHEECH: No man I'm Dane man.
(Sharp knocks at the door)
CHEECH: Hey c'mon man.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's Dane man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dane man. Open up.
CHONG: Dane?
CHEECH: Yeah Dane.
CHONG: Dane's not here.
CHEECH: What the ****? No man I am Dane man. Will you...
(More knocks)
CHEECH: C'mon! Open up the door will you? I got the stuff with me I think the cops saw me.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: Oh what the **** is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dane!
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dane! D-A-N-E! Will you open up the goddam door!
CHONG: Dane?
CHEECH: Yeah Dane!
CHONG: Dane?
CHEECH: Right man. Dane. Now will you open up the door?
CHONG: Dane's not here

There can be only one.... (Below threshold)
Dane:

There can be only one.

Dane will never be able to ... (Below threshold)
Dane:

Dane will never be able to claim we talk about him like a dog. He's just an OK Dane, he may even be a good Dane, but he just isn't a Great Dane.




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