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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Vice President Joe Biden hands out hotdogs to the troops during an appearance on the 'Colbert Report,' Wednesday, Sept. 8, 2010


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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"Hey come here Barry... I n... (Below threshold)

"Hey come here Barry... I need 'nuther wiener."

A wiener every time.... (Below threshold)

A wiener every time.

Today I only asked two whee... (Below threshold)
tom:

Today I only asked two wheelchair bound soldiers to stand and be counted.

Upon losing Rock-Paper-Scis... (Below threshold)

Upon losing Rock-Paper-Scissors Joe also had to foot the whole tab.

I hope they fix that unempl... (Below threshold)
Eric:

I hope they fix that unemployment problem soon, cause I'm outta work in two years, man.

"I can has cheezburger?"</p... (Below threshold)

"I can has cheezburger?"

They talk about me like a h... (Below threshold)
Eric:

They talk about me like a hot dog.

Joe Biden shows his heartfe... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Joe Biden shows his heartfelt generosity the only way he knows how -- with other people's money.

Are those Barney Franks? Be... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Are those Barney Franks? Because if those are Barney Franks, I'm not eating them!

Sargent O'Mallay took great... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Sargent O'Mallay took great delight when the nations biggest weenie was passing out real weenies.

This is how many smart peop... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

This is how many smart people are left in Washington.

Hey! These hot dogs are raw... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hey! These hot dogs are raw!

Did you expect any other kind of deal from Joe Biden?

Two-sers! Joe must really h... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Two-sers! Joe must really hate the program's host.

With Joe Biden, a hot dog i... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

With Joe Biden, a hot dog in the hand is worth two in the box.

As he orders three hot dogs... (Below threshold)
D. Dean:

As he orders three hot dogs for the young lady, it is obvious that Biden's eye exam is way overdue.

You can bet they're all por... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

You can bet they're all pork.

I would like to thank Vice ... (Below threshold)
Rodney:

I would like to thank Vice President Biden for his military service.

In 2 years, Obama will be l... (Below threshold)
Hank:

In 2 years, Obama will be luck to get a job like this.

meant to type "lucky".... (Below threshold)
Hank:

meant to type "lucky".

"Hey call the white house a... (Below threshold)
rbee:

"Hey call the white house and let the girlie man know that these guys say they can help him find his spine and grow some cajones!"

This will be considered a g... (Below threshold)
Prairie:

This will be considered a gourmet meal by the time we're done with the economy.

Before the 2008 election, t... (Below threshold)

Before the 2008 election, the Democrats could put two fingers into America's ass. Now, thanks to Barack Obama's policies, we can get the whole fist in!

Joe's got the most business... (Below threshold)
pibill:

Joe's got the most business experience of anyone in the administration-here he's showing off his expertise-

Since they're made by Joe B... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Since they're made by Joe Biden, they are exempt from all those pesky regulations that apply to the rest of us. Eat hearty!

To supplement his income Jo... (Below threshold)

To supplement his income Joe takes on a second job selling Butt Scratchers.

"Hey!!! too more red hots c... (Below threshold)

"Hey!!! too more red hots created or saved over here!"

You can bet they'r... (Below threshold)
You can bet they're all pork.
LoL
Now, if he just puts down h... (Below threshold)
Ryan:

Now, if he just puts down his index finger as well, we have an accurate portrayal of his attitude towards the American public.

The inner peace of finding ... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

The inner peace of finding your calling

Biden is having delusions o... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Biden is having delusions of adequacy.

This ungrateful little bast... (Below threshold)
CZ:

This ungrateful little bastard is asking for two, who does he think he is? This is a big fucking deal.

Marine beats scissors... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Marine beats scissors

Obama was going to do it, b... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Obama was going to do it, but it would have interfered with his golf.

"...this was the only way C... (Below threshold)

"...this was the only way Cobert would let me on his show."
"Admission Accomplished, Sir."

Biden's been advocating a b... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Biden's been advocating a brain tax.

Cause he knows he'd never have to pay!

"The Natural" ... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

"The Natural"

If his IQ ever rises to 100... (Below threshold)
fustian:

If his IQ ever rises to 100, he should sell...

The troops could not concea... (Below threshold)
jim2:

The troops could not conceal their grins when a guy in back said, "The biggest one is not in the box."

Even Joe knows he's honored... (Below threshold)
JD:

Even Joe knows he's honored to serve the troops.

His boss? That wiener is 100% turkey.

"Hey... we got any Inglorio... (Below threshold)

"Hey... we got any Inglorious Musterds left?

"You see, I took a career a... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

"You see, I took a career aptitude test and it said I should be one of two things - a hot dog vendor or a crash test dummy. So I'm giving the hot dog vender thing a try first."

"A footlong?... that's abov... (Below threshold)

"A footlong?... that's above my pay scale."

I only have 2 things to say... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

I only have 2 things to say. It's recovery summer and in the box is my other hair.

While the VP was yucking it... (Below threshold)
Clancy:

While the VP was yucking it up with the troop's, Nathan's was quietly filing a copyright infringement lawsuit...

Hey, I didn't know my skit ... (Below threshold)
Justin Timberlake:

Hey, I didn't know my skit "Dick in the Box" really applied to Joe Biden!

DRUDGEBREAKING: After Reute... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: After Reuters photoshopped out Biden's cigar and altered the box of Koran's he was handing out the pic was published. Developing...

"I only blog under two pseu... (Below threshold)

"I only blog under two pseudonyms --- Dane and warchild."

Biden goes out on a limb an... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

Biden goes out on a limb and predicts the number of freshman democrat representatives who will be re-elected.

Joe, what's your IQ?... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Joe, what's your IQ?

Has Joey Chestnut met his m... (Below threshold)

Has Joey Chestnut met his match?

That's right, Joe. November... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

That's right, Joe. November IS two months away. Mwahahaha...

Letterman's newest segment-... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Letterman's newest segment-
Stupid Vice President tricks.

"Don't worry, neither one o... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"Don't worry, neither one of these has been up my ass!"

Biden: "If I said it once I... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Biden: "If I said it once I said it twice - these hotdogs are NOT Kosher."

Bush brings a complete turk... (Below threshold)
Jer:

Bush brings a complete turkey dinner and all we get from you is a hot dog!?

Ya got two real empty thing... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Ya got two real empty things here: this box and my head.

With the purchase of these ... (Below threshold)
TexBob:

With the purchase of these hotdogs at $17,000,000 a piece, we now have entered the Second Recovery of Summer.

Clueless Joe Biden answers ... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Clueless Joe Biden answers with a gesture when asked what his IQ was.

In a heartfelt gesture, Joe... (Below threshold)
914:

In a heartfelt gesture, Joe sixpack counts the absentee military ballots from the 2000 election.. Showing that the dems truly do support our Men in uniform.

With the stimulus we are cr... (Below threshold)
just bob:

With the stimulus we are creating 2 jobs right here, by the way where is the lady with the pooper scooper I just had a senior moment.

"Todays special, 2 Gaffes ... (Below threshold)
914:

"Todays special, 2 Gaffes for the price of 1"

"Hey Steven, I forget - ... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"Hey Steven, I forget - am I the most or second-most incompetent person with a title including the word 'President'?"

Hey Joe, quick- how many bi... (Below threshold)
Wiglaf:

Hey Joe, quick- how many billions in a trillion?

Mr. Vice President, how man... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Mr. Vice President, how many years until we have a President who shows this much support for the troops?

Biden tried selling hot dog... (Below threshold)
jbwbubba:

Biden tried selling hot dogs today after his job at the 7-11 fell through, because he didn't have an Indian accent.

Says Joe:"I was go... (Below threshold)
Shawn:

Says Joe:

"I was going to give one to President Obama, but, for some reason, he said he's not allowed to eat pork."

Biden asks, "Hey, what come... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Biden asks, "Hey, what comes after this many?"

In two years, I'll be doing... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

In two years, I'll be doing this full time!

This is a big fuckin' deal,... (Below threshold)
firefirefire:

This is a big fuckin' deal,in Europe this means "fuck you".

The Vice President, asked a... (Below threshold)
Jeff Medcalf:

The Vice President, asked about his IQ, begins counting.

I've only had sex with anot... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

I've only had sex with another man twice, but one time I was really drunk.

Joe's confused... he forgo... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

Joe's confused... he forgot what asking for a number 2 meant...

If Obama is The One, what a... (Below threshold)
Roy:

If Obama is The One, what are you, Joe?

"I have three things to tel... (Below threshold)
Tom:

"I have three things to tell you......

Having proven the Pe... (Below threshold)
Rob:


Having proven the Peter Principle many times over, Biden demonstrates his new "Biden Principle" of staying with what one can do competently.

This "smart ass" just said ... (Below threshold)
John:

This "smart ass" just said 2 years is plenty thanks!

Hot Dogs and Has Beans... (Below threshold)

Hot Dogs and Has Beans

"People, when I say that, l... (Below threshold)
guido:

"People, when I say that, look at me and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're telling me we have to eat more hot dogs to keep from getting fat?' The answer is 'yes', that is what I am telling you."

$2 trillion hot dogs - Now... (Below threshold)
retired military:

$2 trillion hot dogs - Now that is what I call pork barrel spending.

Biden - "I can think of 3 r... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden - "I can think of 3 reasons you should vote for me for president in 2012. 1. I am not Barrack Obama. 2. I can't mess things up nearly as bad as he can. and umm umm. I can think of 2 reasons you should vote for me for President in 2012"

Biden - "I am going to give... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden - "I am going to give away hot dogs on the count of 3. 1, 2,... I cam going to give away hot dogs on the count of 2"

Biden - "Obama gets beer su... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden - "Obama gets beer summits and I get stuck with hot dogs"

Biden finally rises to the ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden finally rises to the level of his incompetence.

Hey Joe, where you going wi... (Below threshold)
Steve:

Hey Joe, where you going with that bun in your hand?

Biden - "we may be clueless... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

Biden - "we may be clueless about policy, but we'll damn well show some regard for our returning warriors."

Yes, I did say that Iraq ne... (Below threshold)
jbinnout:

Yes, I did say that Iraq needed to be divided into three sections!

Gibbsy, can you take over f... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Gibbsy, can you take over for a moment? I gotta
go numero dos!

YEP! Sarge here killed a to... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

YEP! Sarge here killed a towel-head with two-fingers right in the eyes. For that we're giving him free fries and some sorta medal.

When the military ballots c... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

When the military ballots come in, we put 'em
in a box and cut'em all up with scissors.

Bet you jokers didn't know ... (Below threshold)

Bet you jokers didn't know I could speak Australian!

Clean, articulate, black pe... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Clean, articulate, black people get two free passes for everything they do wrong; white people have to pay twice for each screw up by a clean, articulate black man.

At the annual Toys For Tots... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

At the annual Toys For Tots collection drive "VP Joe B" showed up to donate a box of meat.

Hot Dog! I've only made two... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Hot Dog! I've only made two faux pas today.

"I got TWO tickets...TWO HO... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"I got TWO tickets...TWO HOT ONES, ringside
for the big 'Sergeant Slaughter-Sweet Baby
Barack Iron Cage Death Match'.....Tell us
Sarge, whattaya gonna do to him? I understand
the Secret Service has promised not to intervene....!"

Obama: "No Joe... Don't giv... (Below threshold)

Obama: "No Joe... Don't give 'em the two-pronger... One of Michelle's toys must've got in the box by mistake."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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