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Comments (96)
"Hey come here Barry... I n... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 7:12 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
"Hey come here Barry... I need 'nuther wiener."
1. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 7:12 AM |
Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:12
2. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 7:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A wiener every time.
2. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 7:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:12
3. Posted by tom | September 10, 2010 7:13 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Today I only asked two wheelchair bound soldiers to stand and be counted.
3. Posted by tom | September 10, 2010 7:13 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:13
4. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 7:14 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Upon losing Rock-Paper-Scissors Joe also had to foot the whole tab.
4. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 7:14 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:14
5. Posted by Eric | September 10, 2010 7:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I hope they fix that unemployment problem soon, cause I'm outta work in two years, man.
5. Posted by Eric | September 10, 2010 7:18 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:18
6. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 7:26 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
"I can has cheezburger?"
6. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 7:26 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:26
7. Posted by Eric | September 10, 2010 7:26 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
They talk about me like a hot dog.
7. Posted by Eric | September 10, 2010 7:26 AM |
Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:26
8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 10, 2010 7:33 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Joe Biden shows his heartfelt generosity the only way he knows how -- with other people's money.
8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 10, 2010 7:33 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:33
9. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 10, 2010 7:35 AM | Score: 27 (27 votes cast)
Are those Barney Franks? Because if those are Barney Franks, I'm not eating them!
9. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 10, 2010 7:35 AM |
Score: 27 (27 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:35
10. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 10, 2010 7:36 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Sargent O'Mallay took great delight when the nations biggest weenie was passing out real weenies.
10. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 10, 2010 7:36 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:36
11. Posted by itismedavid | September 10, 2010 7:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
This is how many smart people are left in Washington.
11. Posted by itismedavid | September 10, 2010 7:39 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:39
12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 10, 2010 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey! These hot dogs are raw!
Did you expect any other kind of deal from Joe Biden?
12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 10, 2010 7:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:40
13. Posted by Upset Old Guy | September 10, 2010 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Two-sers! Joe must really hate the program's host.
13. Posted by Upset Old Guy | September 10, 2010 7:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:41
14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 10, 2010 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With Joe Biden, a hot dog in the hand is worth two in the box.
14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 10, 2010 7:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:43
15. Posted by D. Dean | September 10, 2010 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As he orders three hot dogs for the young lady, it is obvious that Biden's eye exam is way overdue.
15. Posted by D. Dean | September 10, 2010 7:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:44
16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 10, 2010 7:44 AM | Score: 25 (27 votes cast)
You can bet they're all pork.
16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 10, 2010 7:44 AM |
Score: 25 (27 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:44
17. Posted by Rodney | September 10, 2010 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I would like to thank Vice President Biden for his military service.
17. Posted by Rodney | September 10, 2010 7:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:45
18. Posted by Hank | September 10, 2010 7:49 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
In 2 years, Obama will be luck to get a job like this.
18. Posted by Hank | September 10, 2010 7:49 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:49
19. Posted by Hank | September 10, 2010 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
meant to type "lucky".
19. Posted by Hank | September 10, 2010 7:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:49
20. Posted by rbee | September 10, 2010 7:51 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Hey call the white house and let the girlie man know that these guys say they can help him find his spine and grow some cajones!"
20. Posted by rbee | September 10, 2010 7:51 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:51
21. Posted by Prairie | September 10, 2010 7:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
This will be considered a gourmet meal by the time we're done with the economy.
21. Posted by Prairie | September 10, 2010 7:51 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:51
22. Posted by Wyatt Earp | September 10, 2010 7:53 AM | Score: -6 (10 votes cast)
Before the 2008 election, the Democrats could put two fingers into America's ass. Now, thanks to Barack Obama's policies, we can get the whole fist in!
22. Posted by Wyatt Earp | September 10, 2010 7:53 AM |
Score: -6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:53
23. Posted by pibill | September 10, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Joe's got the most business experience of anyone in the administration-here he's showing off his expertise-
23. Posted by pibill | September 10, 2010 7:55 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:55
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 10, 2010 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Since they're made by Joe Biden, they are exempt from all those pesky regulations that apply to the rest of us. Eat hearty!
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 10, 2010 7:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:57
25. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
To supplement his income Joe takes on a second job selling Butt Scratchers.
25. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 7:57 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:57
26. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 7:57 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Hey!!! too more red hots created or saved over here!"
26. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 7:57 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 07:57
27. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
27. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 8:00 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:00
28. Posted by Ryan | September 10, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Now, if he just puts down his index finger as well, we have an accurate portrayal of his attitude towards the American public.
28. Posted by Ryan | September 10, 2010 8:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:05
29. Posted by tomg51 | September 10, 2010 8:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The inner peace of finding your calling
29. Posted by tomg51 | September 10, 2010 8:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:09
30. Posted by fustian | September 10, 2010 8:10 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Biden is having delusions of adequacy.
30. Posted by fustian | September 10, 2010 8:10 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:10
31. Posted by CZ | September 10, 2010 8:11 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
This ungrateful little bastard is asking for two, who does he think he is? This is a big fucking deal.
31. Posted by CZ | September 10, 2010 8:11 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:11
32. Posted by tomg51 | September 10, 2010 8:13 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Marine beats scissors
32. Posted by tomg51 | September 10, 2010 8:13 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:13
33. Posted by fustian | September 10, 2010 8:15 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama was going to do it, but it would have interfered with his golf.
33. Posted by fustian | September 10, 2010 8:15 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:15
34. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 8:18 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"...this was the only way Cobert would let me on his show."
"Admission Accomplished, Sir."
34. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 8:18 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:18
35. Posted by fustian | September 10, 2010 8:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Biden's been advocating a brain tax.
Cause he knows he'd never have to pay!
35. Posted by fustian | September 10, 2010 8:20 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:20
36. Posted by tomg51 | September 10, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"The Natural"
36. Posted by tomg51 | September 10, 2010 8:22 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:22
37. Posted by fustian | September 10, 2010 8:29 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
If his IQ ever rises to 100, he should sell...
37. Posted by fustian | September 10, 2010 8:29 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:29
38. Posted by jim2 | September 10, 2010 8:32 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
The troops could not conceal their grins when a guy in back said, "The biggest one is not in the box."
38. Posted by jim2 | September 10, 2010 8:32 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:32
39. Posted by JD | September 10, 2010 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Even Joe knows he's honored to serve the troops.
His boss? That wiener is 100% turkey.
39. Posted by JD | September 10, 2010 8:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:33
40. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 8:35 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Hey... we got any Inglorious Musterds left?
40. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 8:35 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:35
41. Posted by Weegie | September 10, 2010 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You see, I took a career aptitude test and it said I should be one of two things - a hot dog vendor or a crash test dummy. So I'm giving the hot dog vender thing a try first."
41. Posted by Weegie | September 10, 2010 8:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:35
42. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 8:36 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"A footlong?... that's above my pay scale."
42. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 8:36 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:36
43. Posted by CDR M | September 10, 2010 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I only have 2 things to say. It's recovery summer and in the box is my other hair.
43. Posted by CDR M | September 10, 2010 8:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:37
44. Posted by Clancy | September 10, 2010 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While the VP was yucking it up with the troop's, Nathan's was quietly filing a copyright infringement lawsuit...
44. Posted by Clancy | September 10, 2010 8:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:37
45. Posted by Justin Timberlake | September 10, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Hey, I didn't know my skit "Dick in the Box" really applied to Joe Biden!
45. Posted by Justin Timberlake | September 10, 2010 8:38 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:38
46. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: After Reuters photoshopped out Biden's cigar and altered the box of Koran's he was handing out the pic was published. Developing...
46. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 8:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:38
47. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
"I only blog under two pseudonyms --- Dane and warchild."
47. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 8:40 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:40
48. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 10, 2010 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden goes out on a limb and predicts the number of freshman democrat representatives who will be re-elected.
48. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 10, 2010 8:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:43
49. Posted by fustian | September 10, 2010 8:44 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Joe, what's your IQ?
49. Posted by fustian | September 10, 2010 8:44 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:44
50. Posted by dfbaskwill | September 10, 2010 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Has Joey Chestnut met his match?
50. Posted by dfbaskwill | September 10, 2010 8:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:46
51. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 10, 2010 8:50 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
That's right, Joe. November IS two months away. Mwahahaha...
51. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 10, 2010 8:50 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:50
52. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 10, 2010 8:53 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Letterman's newest segment-
Stupid Vice President tricks.
52. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 10, 2010 8:53 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:53
53. Posted by Rick13 | September 10, 2010 8:54 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Don't worry, neither one of these has been up my ass!"
53. Posted by Rick13 | September 10, 2010 8:54 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 08:54
54. Posted by JAT0 | September 10, 2010 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden: "If I said it once I said it twice - these hotdogs are NOT Kosher."
54. Posted by JAT0 | September 10, 2010 9:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 09:02
55. Posted by Jer | September 10, 2010 9:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bush brings a complete turkey dinner and all we get from you is a hot dog!?
55. Posted by Jer | September 10, 2010 9:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 09:06
56. Posted by Joe Miller | September 10, 2010 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ya got two real empty things here: this box and my head.
56. Posted by Joe Miller | September 10, 2010 9:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 09:07
57. Posted by TexBob | September 10, 2010 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With the purchase of these hotdogs at $17,000,000 a piece, we now have entered the Second Recovery of Summer.
57. Posted by TexBob | September 10, 2010 9:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 09:09
58. Posted by P. Bunyan | September 10, 2010 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clueless Joe Biden answers with a gesture when asked what his IQ was.
58. Posted by P. Bunyan | September 10, 2010 9:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 09:31
59. Posted by 914 | September 10, 2010 9:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
In a heartfelt gesture, Joe sixpack counts the absentee military ballots from the 2000 election.. Showing that the dems truly do support our Men in uniform.
59. Posted by 914 | September 10, 2010 9:38 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 09:38
60. Posted by just bob | September 10, 2010 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With the stimulus we are creating 2 jobs right here, by the way where is the lady with the pooper scooper I just had a senior moment.
60. Posted by just bob | September 10, 2010 9:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 09:42
61. Posted by 914 | September 10, 2010 9:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Todays special, 2 Gaffes for the price of 1"
61. Posted by 914 | September 10, 2010 9:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 09:48
62. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 10, 2010 9:51 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
"Hey Steven, I forget - am I the most or second-most incompetent person with a title including the word 'President'?"
62. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 10, 2010 9:51 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 09:51
63. Posted by Wiglaf | September 10, 2010 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Joe, quick- how many billions in a trillion?
63. Posted by Wiglaf | September 10, 2010 10:03 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 10:03
64. Posted by john1v6 | September 10, 2010 10:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mr. Vice President, how many years until we have a President who shows this much support for the troops?
64. Posted by john1v6 | September 10, 2010 10:22 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 10:22
65. Posted by jbwbubba | September 10, 2010 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden tried selling hot dogs today after his job at the 7-11 fell through, because he didn't have an Indian accent.
65. Posted by jbwbubba | September 10, 2010 10:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 10:45
66. Posted by Shawn | September 10, 2010 10:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Says Joe:
"I was going to give one to President Obama, but, for some reason, he said he's not allowed to eat pork."
66. Posted by Shawn | September 10, 2010 10:51 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 10:51
67. Posted by BluesHarper | September 10, 2010 10:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Biden asks, "Hey, what comes after this many?"
67. Posted by BluesHarper | September 10, 2010 10:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 10:58
68. Posted by GarandFan | September 10, 2010 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In two years, I'll be doing this full time!
68. Posted by GarandFan | September 10, 2010 11:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 11:06
69. Posted by firefirefire | September 10, 2010 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is a big fuckin' deal,in Europe this means "fuck you".
69. Posted by firefirefire | September 10, 2010 11:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 11:09
70. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | September 10, 2010 11:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Vice President, asked about his IQ, begins counting.
70. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | September 10, 2010 11:10 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 11:10
71. Posted by Joe Miller | September 10, 2010 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
I've only had sex with another man twice, but one time I was really drunk.
71. Posted by Joe Miller | September 10, 2010 11:27 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 11:27
72. Posted by clearmind | September 10, 2010 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe's confused... he forgot what asking for a number 2 meant...
72. Posted by clearmind | September 10, 2010 11:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 11:31
73. Posted by Roy | September 10, 2010 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If Obama is The One, what are you, Joe?
73. Posted by Roy | September 10, 2010 12:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 12:18
74. Posted by Tom | September 10, 2010 12:29 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"I have three things to tell you......
74. Posted by Tom | September 10, 2010 12:29 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 12:29
75. Posted by Rob | September 10, 2010 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Having proven the Peter Principle many times over, Biden demonstrates his new "Biden Principle" of staying with what one can do competently.
75. Posted by Rob | September 10, 2010 12:38 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 12:38
76. Posted by John | September 10, 2010 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This "smart ass" just said 2 years is plenty thanks!
76. Posted by John | September 10, 2010 12:41 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 12:41
77. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 12:54 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hot Dogs and Has Beans
77. Posted by rodney dill | September 10, 2010 12:54 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 12:54
78. Posted by guido | September 10, 2010 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"People, when I say that, look at me and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're telling me we have to eat more hot dogs to keep from getting fat?' The answer is 'yes', that is what I am telling you."
78. Posted by guido | September 10, 2010 1:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 13:27
79. Posted by retired military | September 10, 2010 2:38 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
$2 trillion hot dogs - Now that is what I call pork barrel spending.
79. Posted by retired military | September 10, 2010 2:38 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 14:38
80. Posted by retired military | September 10, 2010 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Biden - "I can think of 3 reasons you should vote for me for president in 2012. 1. I am not Barrack Obama. 2. I can't mess things up nearly as bad as he can. and umm umm. I can think of 2 reasons you should vote for me for President in 2012"
80. Posted by retired military | September 10, 2010 2:41 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 14:41
81. Posted by retired military | September 10, 2010 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Biden - "I am going to give away hot dogs on the count of 3. 1, 2,... I cam going to give away hot dogs on the count of 2"
81. Posted by retired military | September 10, 2010 2:42 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 14:42
82. Posted by retired military | September 10, 2010 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Biden - "Obama gets beer summits and I get stuck with hot dogs"
82. Posted by retired military | September 10, 2010 2:44 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 14:44
83. Posted by retired military | September 10, 2010 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden finally rises to the level of his incompetence.
83. Posted by retired military | September 10, 2010 2:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 14:44
84. Posted by Steve | September 10, 2010 3:20 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Hey Joe, where you going with that bun in your hand?
84. Posted by Steve | September 10, 2010 3:20 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 15:20
85. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | September 10, 2010 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden - "we may be clueless about policy, but we'll damn well show some regard for our returning warriors."
85. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | September 10, 2010 4:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 16:10
86. Posted by jbinnout | September 10, 2010 8:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, I did say that Iraq needed to be divided into three sections!
86. Posted by jbinnout | September 10, 2010 8:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 20:07
87. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 10, 2010 11:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gibbsy, can you take over for a moment? I gotta
go numero dos!
87. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 10, 2010 11:51 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 10, 2010 23:51
88. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 10, 2010 11:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
YEP! Sarge here killed a towel-head with two-fingers right in the eyes. For that we're giving him free fries and some sorta medal.
88. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 10, 2010 11:57 PM |
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Posted on September 10, 2010 23:57
89. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 11, 2010 12:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When the military ballots come in, we put 'em
in a box and cut'em all up with scissors.
89. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 11, 2010 12:03 AM |
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Posted on September 11, 2010 00:03
90. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | September 11, 2010 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bet you jokers didn't know I could speak Australian!
90. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | September 11, 2010 10:47 AM |
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Posted on September 11, 2010 10:47
91. Posted by Spike | September 11, 2010 3:52 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Clean, articulate, black people get two free passes for everything they do wrong; white people have to pay twice for each screw up by a clean, articulate black man.
91. Posted by Spike | September 11, 2010 3:52 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 11, 2010 15:52
92. Posted by Faith+1 | September 12, 2010 7:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
At the annual Toys For Tots collection drive "VP Joe B" showed up to donate a box of meat.
92. Posted by Faith+1 | September 12, 2010 7:58 AM |
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Posted on September 12, 2010 07:58
93. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 12, 2010 3:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hot Dog! I've only made two faux pas today.
93. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 12, 2010 3:34 PM |
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Posted on September 12, 2010 15:34
94. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 13, 2010 1:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I got TWO tickets...TWO HOT ONES, ringside
for the big 'Sergeant Slaughter-Sweet Baby
Barack Iron Cage Death Match'.....Tell us
Sarge, whattaya gonna do to him? I understand
the Secret Service has promised not to intervene....!"
94. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 13, 2010 1:47 AM |
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Posted on September 13, 2010 01:47
95. Posted by rodney dill | September 13, 2010 6:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "No Joe... Don't give 'em the two-pronger... One of Michelle's toys must've got in the box by mistake."
95. Posted by rodney dill | September 13, 2010 6:06 AM |
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Posted on September 13, 2010 06:06
96. Posted by Kevin
| September 21, 2010 1:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
96. Posted by Kevin
| September 21, 2010 1:21 AM |
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Posted on September 21, 2010 01:21