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Lady Gaga's Meat Dress 'Didn't Smell At All,' Insider Says


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Beef... it's what's for din... (Below threshold)

Beef... it's what's for dinner.

But of course it is ALL abo... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

But of course it is ALL about the music............

DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Chef ... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Chef Ramsey announced his extraordinary new concoction combining Bacon and Fish. Developing...

Looks like a job for Kanye ... (Below threshold)

Looks like a job for Kanye West

Everybody loves bacon wrapp... (Below threshold)

Everybody loves bacon wrapped hotdogs.

Lissen' up babe, don't go a... (Below threshold)
CZ:

Lissen' up babe, don't go anywhere near Nugent.

Lady GaG-a maggot... (Below threshold)

Lady GaG-a maggot

All I see are tender loins.... (Below threshold)
CZ:

All I see are tender loins.

Putting the "tart" in "tart... (Below threshold)

Putting the "tart" in "tartare."

J.

"Fashion - Turn to the left... (Below threshold)

"Fashion - Turn to the left
Fashion - Turn to the right
We are the goon squad
And we're coming to town
Beep-beep! - Beep-beep!"

Here, let me squirt some ma... (Below threshold)
CZ:

Here, let me squirt some marinade on that.

Nice beef curtains!<p... (Below threshold)

Nice beef curtains!

J.

"Man, I'd like to pork her.... (Below threshold)

"Man, I'd like to pork her."

"Wouldn't that be redundant?"

J.

Eat me!... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

Eat me!

Giving new meaning to flap ... (Below threshold)
CZ:

Giving new meaning to flap meat.

I'll have the marinated ski... (Below threshold)
CZ:

I'll have the marinated skirt streak.

I made this from my friend ... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

I made this from my friend Harry Reid's "pet".

When Bjork showed up as two... (Below threshold)

When Bjork showed up as two eggs over easy all hell broke loose.

Strangely enough, it smells... (Below threshold)

Strangely enough, it smells a lot like the kermit costume.

PETA doesn't say a word...o... (Below threshold)
Joel:

PETA doesn't say a word...of course not, Lady GaGa is a liberal.

On Thursday, September 16th... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

On Thursday, September 16th Lady Gaga interrupted her "Big Bashed Up Bag of Meat" tour for a guest appearance on Keith Olbermann's Countdown program. Overnight's indicate a smaller than normal viewership.

Experts were unable to expl... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Experts were unable to explain the sudden rise in vegetarians.

Lady Gaga stated that her d... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Lady Gaga stated that her dress wasnt one of a kind but it was pretty "rare".


Liberal attempts to package... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Liberal attempts to package their "feed the hungry" tour was met with mixed success.

When asked about her "feed ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

When asked about her "feed the hungry" tour Lady Gaga stated she was not all talk as she tore off a piece of her dress to give to starving children.

Odd. I see meat, but I keep... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Odd. I see meat, but I keep smelling fish...

Easy care instructions: was... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Easy care instructions: wash in cold water. Hang dry. Store in large closet at no more than 27 degrees Fahrenheit.

Gaga: it's the other white ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Gaga: it's the other white meat.

The OTHER white meat.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

The OTHER white meat.

White House Party Crasher s... (Below threshold)
jenn:

White House Party Crasher stands victorious after dual with the First Lady.

Fustian: Darnya. I shoulda ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Fustian: Darnya. I shoulda refreshed before posting...sorry.

What's HER beef?An... (Below threshold)
fustian:

What's HER beef?

Angus.

Where's the beef?... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Where's the beef?

Just daring the crowd to th... (Below threshold)

Just daring the crowd to throw tomatoes.... and lettuce...

Funny, I'd have expected he... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Funny, I'd have expected her to be porked before being cowed.

Lady Ho Ho.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Lady Ho Ho.

Which cut IS that?... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Which cut IS that?

I believe it's the skank.

Nice to meat you.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Nice to meat you.

Time to press the flesh.</p... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Time to press the flesh.

"Glad ta meat ya."... (Below threshold)

"Glad ta meat ya."

Dressed beef.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Dressed beef.

Surf and Turf.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Surf and Turf.

These are the people critiq... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

These are the people critiquing Sarah Palin?

"Man she butchered that dre... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Man she butchered that dress"

I think this meat is rancid... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I think this meat is rancid.

Nice skank of beef... I mea... (Below threshold)

Nice skank of beef... I mean shank...

Where are your panties?... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Where are your panties?

Oh! Harry's wearing them.

I've heard there's a wiener... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I've heard there's a wiener in there somewhere.

Achin' for the bacon.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Achin' for the bacon.

Gaga's bringin' home the ba... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Gaga's bringin' home the bacon.

That'll take a LOT of A-1.<... (Below threshold)
fustian:

That'll take a LOT of A-1.

I believe those are called ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I believe those are called "carni-whores".

A real life Barbie experime... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

A real life Barbie experiment gone horribly wrong.

Harry Reid is my pet.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Harry Reid is my pet.

Later in interview, GaGa at... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Later in interview, GaGa attributed much of her success to, "great hair, and an unfailing sense for fashion."

Chick Fil A's new spokesper... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Chick Fil A's new spokesperson took her role too seriously.

When Lady Gaga says she has... (Below threshold)
retired military:

When Lady Gaga says she has a beef with you, she means it.

Her childhood was typical. ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Her childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring they'd make meat helmets. When she was insolent she was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard really.

Lady Gaga, the other white ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Lady Gaga, the other white meat.

IS that a ribeye in your po... (Below threshold)
retired military:

IS that a ribeye in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Making the dress was so eas... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Making the dress was so easy a caveman could do it.

When Lady Gaga noticed the ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

When Lady Gaga noticed the general hostility from the reporter she was overhead to ask "What's your beef?"

When asked what she was dri... (Below threshold)
retired military:

When asked what she was drinking at the party, Lady Gaga smiled and said "Beefeater's gin".

"Hi. Eric Stratton, rush c... (Below threshold)
pggnd88:

"Hi. Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meat you."

A tragic last photo of Lady... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

A tragic last photo of Lady Gaga as she prepares to make her entrance at Michael Vick's surprise party.

"Does this dress make my ru... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"Does this dress make my rump roast look fat?"

In a bid to help protect he... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

In a bid to help protect herself from the growing radical radical Muslim element in the UK and EU, Lady Gagga adopts her controversial pork vest. Each piece of the ensemble is 100% certified as failing Halal standards.

Even dumber than usual Lady... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Even dumber than usual Lady GaGa shows off her new dress, one that could feed hundreds of starving children in California.

I don't follow politics muc... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

I don't follow politics much, but this photo of O'Donnel tells me she is pretty much the extremist whack job the news keeps telling me she is. Who could believe and trust the judgement of someone like this?

Jay Leno said he didn't hav... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Jay Leno said he didn't have a beef with Lady GaGa, it's just that he prefers his steak tartare on a plate.

That's a lot of jerky....an... (Below threshold)
hermie:

That's a lot of jerky....and I haven't even mentioned the dress.

Is the removal of that cove... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Is the removal of that covered under ObamaCare ?

Is that skirt steak?... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

Is that skirt steak?

Bacon !!!... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Bacon !!!

This experiment proves that... (Below threshold)
Mojo:

This experiment proves that Lady Gaga is NOT hot as the meat has not cooked one bit.

Where's PETA when we rea... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Where's PETA when we really need them?

I don't think we will see a... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

I don't think we will see a Lady Gaga line of clothing being sold by Kmart.

"Food for thought" -... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Food for thought" - clearly not an expression that means anything to Lady GaGa.

Drudge breaking: Lady GaGa ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Drudge breaking: Lady GaGa is going to be interviewed Sunday on "Meat The Dress".

Quick, get Rodney Dill some... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Quick, get Rodney Dill some Lee & Perrins!

"...she's got style / she's... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"...she's got style / she's got grace / she's a wiener..."

Meat me backstage, baby!</p... (Below threshold)
Meat Man:

Meat me backstage, baby!

Lady Gaga's introduces her ... (Below threshold)
hermie:

Lady Gaga's introduces her new line of clothing to be distributed exclusively by Burger King.

Sarah, let me borrow that r... (Below threshold)
pibill:

Sarah, let me borrow that rifle a minute. I just spotted something that would look good right beside the mashed potatoes--

Her escort wore steak fries... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Her escort wore steak fries and beer.

Since Bobby Flay coined "Bo... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Since Bobby Flay coined "Boy Meets Grill", Lady GaGa decided to grab "Girl Meats Garb" as her special catch phrase.

Van Helsing, you IDIOT! How... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Van Helsing, you IDIOT! How could you misunderstand "A stake through the heart?"!

As far as I'm concerned, Ja... (Below threshold)

As far as I'm concerned, Jay Tea wins with #9, but the "skirt steak" ones aren't bad, either.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, may ... (Below threshold)
Highlander:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, may I have your attention? Due to circumstances beyond anyone's control, we will be offering vegetarian only this evening at the buffet table."

High protein, low intellige... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

High protein, low intelligence.

My feet are KILLING me! Bu... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

My feet are KILLING me! But damn, I look good!

"Sure I'm a freak, but I'm ... (Below threshold)
jbw:

"Sure I'm a freak, but I'm making boats loads of cash".

Tragedy, in the music world... (Below threshold)
jbw:

Tragedy, in the music world as Lady Gaga was torn to shreds by a pack of hungry dogs today.

NOW Spokesperson: "Gone ar... (Below threshold)
teh wind:

NOW Spokesperson: "Gone are the days when women could be treated like pieces of meat."

Lagy Gaga: "#@*% ?"

NOW Spokesperson: "Never mind."

Oprah is just drooling to g... (Below threshold)
Roy:

Oprah is just drooling to get you on her show.

Meat the Dennis Rodman of t... (Below threshold)
Big Mo:

Meat the Dennis Rodman of the 2000s.

Useless piece of meat.... (Below threshold)
2klbofun:

Useless piece of meat.

Oh yeah, and the outfit sucks too.

This is not quite what her ... (Below threshold)
Rob:

This is not quite what her agent had in mind when he mentioned a future role in "Gray's Anatomy" to Lady Gaga.

"The maggots tickle me in a... (Below threshold)

"The maggots tickle me in all the right places."

Edible Underwear: the Next Generation.

Gaga...meat dress. Which is... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Gaga...meat dress. Which is more fake?

Can't wait for the Tofu dre... (Below threshold)

Can't wait for the Tofu dress.

Butcher butch... (Below threshold)
914:

Butcher butch

Isn't her 15 minutes up yet... (Below threshold)

Isn't her 15 minutes up yet??

To Serve (Wo)Man (Oh, NO! I... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

To Serve (Wo)Man (Oh, NO! It's a cookbook!!!)

"Oh look, it's the prophet ... (Below threshold)

"Oh look, it's the prophet Muhammad."

Dirty White Meat Girl... (Below threshold)
914:

Dirty White Meat Girl

For her sake, I hope Sylves... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

For her sake, I hope Sylvester Stallone isn't at that party.

Lady Gaga joins the Board o... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Lady Gaga joins the Board of Directors of
Sizzler's.

She apparently doesn't know... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

She apparently doesn't know that putting yourself in the "meat market" is just a figure of speech.

Gaga performs Garland's "Me... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Gaga performs Garland's "Meat Me in St.Louie"
at latest Blanche Lincoln fundraiser.

Ruth's Chris debuts new hig... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Ruth's Chris debuts new high fashion line. Accessories are a la carte.

Well. There's some meat I d... (Below threshold)
zipity:

Well. There's some meat I definitely would NOT beat....

Pass the Adolf's Meat Tende... (Below threshold)
zipity:

Pass the Adolf's Meat Tenderizer, and an industrial strength condom please....

Ewww...Way too much gristle... (Below threshold)
zipity:

Ewww...Way too much gristle. And the meat doesn't look so hot either....

Careful. Eating that could ... (Below threshold)
zipity:

Careful. Eating that could make you sick. Not to mention, the meat has probably been out to long too...

Brings a whole new meaning ... (Below threshold)
zipity:

Brings a whole new meaning to "You are what you eat...."

GAAAAA.... Damn, I'm a vega... (Below threshold)
zipity:

GAAAAA.... Damn, I'm a vegan now....

Does this outfit make me lo... (Below threshold)
CZ:

Does this outfit make me look fat?

Lady Gaga is styling the la... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Lady Gaga is styling the latest from the Atkins lo-carb collection.

It took over 25 years, but ... (Below threshold)

It took over 25 years, but finally we have an answer to Clara Peller's battle cry: "Where's the beef?"

J.

When asked what cows would ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

When asked what cows would think of her new dress Lady Gaga replied that she had not heard from Pelosi, Hillary, or Helen Thomas.

Meghan McCain beams after h... (Below threshold)
Jim Addison:

Meghan McCain beams after her three day Ecstasy-driven shopping marathon finally leads her to a pair of shoes that match.

You know, there IS somethin... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

You know, there IS something weird about irradiated beef.

"If It's Sunday, It's Meat... (Below threshold)

"If It's Sunday, It's Meat The Press."

"Lady Gaga Is a Rare Talen... (Below threshold)

"Lady Gaga Is a Rare Talent."

"Marblous! Simply Marblous!... (Below threshold)

"Marblous! Simply Marblous!"

"Well Butter My Butt And Ca... (Below threshold)

"Well Butter My Butt And Call Me a Biscuit! " Look Who Showed Up For Supper!"

"Would you believe I'm one ... (Below threshold)
olsoljer:

"Would you believe I'm one of the 72 virgins?"

"The Dress Is From The Osca... (Below threshold)

"The Dress Is From The Oscar Meyer Collection."

The Fashion Critics Scored ... (Below threshold)

The Fashion Critics Scored The Dress As A1.

Lady Gaga Appeared On Stage... (Below threshold)

Lady Gaga Appeared On Stage In A Mooo!-ving Ensemble.

Bambi meats Gagazilla... (Below threshold)

Bambi meats Gagazilla

Well, at least she smells b... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Well, at least she smells better.

Nice to see a celebrity wit... (Below threshold)
Red Five:

Nice to see a celebrity with some meat on her bones.

"I managed to find somethin... (Below threshold)
MjM:

"I managed to find something to match these shoes I got from Shaq", she reported.

Chick fillet.... (Below threshold)
Maddox:

Chick fillet.

Gaga's message to her Littl... (Below threshold)

Gaga's message to her Little Monsters:

Feel It Minions!
Barely managing to make end... (Below threshold)

Barely managing to make ends meat.

It used to be "gage me with... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

It used to be "gage me with a spoon;" now everyone's saying "gage me with a GaGa."

Gives a different meaning t... (Below threshold)

Gives a different meaning to 'dry rub'

OMGWTFBBQ!!!... (Below threshold)

OMGWTFBBQ!!!

I said show those legs for ... (Below threshold)
deez:

I said show those legs for a little beefcake...NOT show those legs with a lot of beefsteak!

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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