...because you're sure as hell not worrying about actual sexist attacks on women.
On CNN, a professor referred to Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell as a "whore," and the host told her to "keep going."
Meanwhile, a Comcast sports series (and ESPN wannabe) decided it wanted to get the political views of some NFL players. So it asked them, "would you rather see Sarah Palin in the White House or Playboy?"
And let's not forget that this is the same woman who was greeted by dissenters and detractors with calm, well-reasoned, principled protests such as showing up at her events in T-Shirts proclaiming "SARAH PALIN IS A CUNT."
Oh, my bad. I forgot. O'Donnell and Palin aren't "real" women. Because to the feminists, being "a woman" is purely defined on whether or not one supports the right to abortion.
Which is why serial philanderer, sexual predator, and accused rapist Bill Clinton is more of a woman than Sarah Palin -- mother of five, grandmother of one -- ever will be.
And why O'Donnell is more of a whore than this noted feminist, who publicly offered sexual favors in exchange for advancing her political agenda, ever was.
Sorry, Sarah, the feminists have revoked your ovaries. Kindly report to the re-education and corrective surgery center. And Christine, you'll have to remove Craig's List from your potential list of advertising revenues.
However, should the Senate Majority Leader refer to a pro-choice Senator as "the hottest Senator," they'll be all over him. But since he's also pro-choice, all he has to do is apologize -- they're not out for blood, because Harry Reid is, by their definition, a woman, too.
It's long past time someone sued NOW and the feminist movement for "false advertising." Their idea of women's rights starts and stops with one single issue.
So if you're looking at destroying a woman, the first thing you need to do is determine her position on abortion. If she happens to believe in anything short of absolute choice, for any reason at any time, then feel free to sexualize her, belittle her, and heap the most vile sexual and sexist insults you can -- and the feminists will cheerfully turn a blind eye.
That is, if they don't cheer you on.
Oh, and feminists? Make that a roast beef on white. And cut off the crusts for me.