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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


In this publicity image released by Sesame Workshop, singer Katy Perry, left, is shown with Elmo performing in a music video called 'Hot and Cold' about opposites on 'Sesame Street.' The children's show says it won't air a taped segment featuring the 'California Gurls' singer. The pop star -- who is known for her risque outfits -- wore a gold bustier top as she sang a version of her hit 'Hot N Cold.' But some felt it was too revealing for the kid set. (AP Photo/Sesame Workshop)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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"I taste like cherry chapst... (Below threshold)

"I taste like cherry chapstick all over... if ya know what I mean."

"Actually Tickle-me Elmo... (Below threshold)

"Actually Tickle-me Elmo was a few years ago... I'm the new Blow-me Elmo."

"..one of these things is n... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"..one of these things is not like the other.."

'C' is for cleavage ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

'C' is for cleavage

"Today Elmo were going to l... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Today Elmo were going to learn about bikini wax"

'C' is for Camel Toe... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

'C' is for Camel Toe

Sorry Elmo I was looking fo... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Sorry Elmo I was looking for that little green guy. I hear frogs taste like chicken.

Katy I'd be careful with Ke... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Katy I'd be careful with Kermit, he's the horny toad here on Sesame Street.

"Elmo very HOT now, ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Elmo very HOT now, Katy. Sing more!"

Brought to you by the lette... (Below threshold)
al:

Brought to you by the letters T & A

When you tickle me I vibrat... (Below threshold)
Eric:

When you tickle me I vibrate ALL OVER. Wanna try?

Although Miss Perry's outfi... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Although Miss Perry's outfit drew criticism from many quarters, PETA's outrage was the loudest as they demanded Katy "take the muppet off her head'.

I'm here to find out why th... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I'm here to find out why they call him "Big" Bird.

So you kissed a girl. Be de... (Below threshold)
fustian:

So you kissed a girl. Be deal. Elmo kissed a pig.

Don't fall for it, Elmo! Ev... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Don't fall for it, Elmo! Everyone knows any of them that good looking are always undercover cops.

On page 2,347 of the Health... (Below threshold)
engineer:

On page 2,347 of the Health Care Bill, Viagra will no longer be available for ED in order to reduce health care costs. Instead pictures of scantily women will be prescribed. Here we see test results of a man's eyes popping out, although that's not quite the 'pop' we're looking for.

Hey Babe. it's Sesame Stree... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Hey Babe. it's Sesame Street, not Easy Street...

(Cookie Monster heard off c... (Below threshold)
GaryL:

(Cookie Monster heard off camera): num! num! num! NUM!!!!

Open Sesame... (Below threshold)
Brad:

Open Sesame

We originally tried to get ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

We originally tried to get Lady Gaga, but she was overdressed.

Katy: "Dang Lady Gaga... wh... (Below threshold)

Katy: "Dang Lady Gaga... where do you get all the costume ideas from."

Elmo unwrap present now?</p... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Elmo unwrap present now?

Whatever arguments you want... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

Whatever arguments you want to make for same sex marriages, can we at least agree to keep it same species.

♬<... (Below threshold)


'C' is for cleavage

...thats good enough for me.

Your tax dollars at work.</... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

Your tax dollars at work.

Sorry Elmo I was l... (Below threshold)
Sorry Elmo I was looking for that little green guy. I hear frogs taste like chicken.
...but for some reason Kermie smells more like pork.
Is this what the democrats ... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

Is this what the democrats had in mind for stimulus spending of our tax dollars.

"No I didn't send you a pic... (Below threshold)

"No I didn't send you a picture of my living room carpet... I was sexting you..."

"You show me your fuzz, I'l... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"You show me your fuzz, I'll show you mine..."

"You've got nicer cans than... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"You've got nicer cans than Oscar the Grouch..."

"Have you ever heard of "fu... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Have you ever heard of "furries"...?"

"Elmo get keys to Fozzie's ... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

"Elmo get keys to Fozzie's Studebaker now"

"I can shave mine so we mat... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"I can shave mine so we match....."

"Don't worry, I won't get y... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Don't worry, I won't get you pregnant. Look. No 'nads..."

Tickle me pickle... (Below threshold)
914:

Tickle me pickle

Is that the new spray on cl... (Below threshold)
Mojo:

Is that the new spray on clothing being modeled on Sesame Street?

It took a bit of wor... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:


It took a bit of work but finally Match.com found someone that met Ms. Perry's intellectual level.

"Winners will be announced ... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

"Winners will be announced Monday morning"

I'm guessing Elmo

Sorry, Katy. There's a reas... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Sorry, Katy. There's a reason Elmo's voice is so high.

KaayTeee, do you know what ... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

KaayTeee, do you know what they say about the size of a Muppet's eyes--tee hee-and the size of his...?

Wanna Marry-nette me?... (Below threshold)

Wanna Marry-nette me?

Is your top felt? Do you wa... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Is your top felt? Do you want it to be?

OK gang, can you all spell ... (Below threshold)
billburz:

OK gang, can you all spell B R E A S T - A - Z A S

How smart are you? Seven o... (Below threshold)
Jay:

How smart are you? Seven out of ten people got the following question wrong:

"How many boobs are in this picture?"

Nice dinglebobbers Katy. El... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Nice dinglebobbers Katy. Elmo wanna see panty hamster now.

Wow, they really are more t... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Wow, they really are more than a mouthful ...

Jeez Katy. Turn down the hi... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Jeez Katy. Turn down the high beams. It's Sesame Street.

Alright guys.. This is a ki... (Below threshold)
914:

Alright guys.. This is a kids show.

Galoob may be watching.

Parent groups were less tha... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Parent groups were less than enthusiastic about the new "Teach-Me-Latin" Elmo.

Katy dreams she was on Sesa... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Katy dreams she was on Sesame Street in her Maidenform bra.

Hey babe, can I gobble them... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

Hey babe, can I gobble them goodies?

"Katy, you can't look like ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

"Katy, you can't look like that on Sesame Street. The children watching aren't supposed to be see women who look like their mothers. The prudes running this show want everyone to be genderless."

I'm telling ya, you're wast... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

I'm telling ya, you're wasting your time on Bert and Ernie. Two guys, always together, for years and years, Do the math sweetie...

Stay Tuned for the presenta... (Below threshold)
MunDane68:

Stay Tuned for the presentations of Sesame Street presentations of 'True Blood' and 'Spartacus: Blood and Sand'

Katy make Elmo feel tickle ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Katy make Elmo feel tickle in new place...

Sesame Street Walker... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Sesame Street Walker

The prude police were upset... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

The prude police were upset when children watching Sesame Street were allowed to see the existence of gender. The prude police vowed to never let it happen again.

I'll give you a nickel if y... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

"No, we were out of the ... (Below threshold)

"No, we were out of the Bugger me Elmo's after Barney Frank's visit."

Can you demonstrate the phr... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Can you demonstrate the phrase "Bodacious Ta-ta's?"

Elmo ~ "Widen the shot to s... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

Elmo ~ "Widen the shot to see what E is for."

ElmoIf you are rea... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Elmo

If you are really nice I will show you my little miss piggy.

Biden "I am second in the ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden "I am second in the chain of succession on Sesame Street"

Today's Word Is: PUBERTY... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Today's Word Is: PUBERTY

Can you show me on this Ker... (Below threshold)

Can you show me on this Kermit doll where she tickled you?

Oh boy, next is the segment... (Below threshold)
jbinnout:

Oh boy, next is the segment where you get to meet Mr Noodle!

"Ohhhh, Katy..........parts... (Below threshold)
NJ Mike:

"Ohhhh, Katy..........parts of Elmo blue now........"

Got Milk?... (Below threshold)
dk Allen:

Got Milk?

After this segment, Elmo de... (Below threshold)
coder:

After this segment, Elmo developed a craving for cookies.

Elmo: I don't know. why DO ... (Below threshold)
VagaBond:

Elmo: I don't know. why DO they call him Big Bird?

Who is the lucky one with t... (Below threshold)
just bob:

Who is the lucky one with their hand under your dress?

Who is the lucky one with t... (Below threshold)
just bob:

Who is the lucky one with their hand under your dress? How many fingers does it take to make you move?

Got Wood?... (Below threshold)
914:

Got Wood?

DRUDGEBREAKING: New this Ch... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: New this Christmas, Giggidy Elmo. Developing...

Excuse me but are those Ker... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Excuse me but are those Kermit's flippers on your shoulders?

Elmo: "Screw you.... I work... (Below threshold)

Elmo: "Screw you.... I work for Mel Brooks."

Elmo: It's a bit nipply in ... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

Elmo: It's a bit nipply in the studio. I mean nippy. ww

Tempest in a B cup.... (Below threshold)
Robert:

Tempest in a B cup.

(singing) Going to the ch... (Below threshold)
MF:

(singing) Going to the chapel to get married ...

Katy "was that Helen Thomas... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Katy "was that Helen Thomas I just saw?"

Elmo "No that was just Mr Snuffleupagous"

The Obama Administration no... (Below threshold)

The Obama Administration now goes after the children with it's new "Tax Me Elmo" doll, available this X-mas season.

In Elmo voice "Elmo do wind... (Below threshold)
topjimmie:

In Elmo voice "Elmo do windshield wiper imitation now!!"

So...the naked Muppet didn'... (Below threshold)

So...the naked Muppet didn't bother anybody? It did look like the little red pervert was looking up her dress at one point, though!

How much to see your ass?</... (Below threshold)
Philip:

How much to see your ass?

This year's Public Televisi... (Below threshold)
hermie:

This year's Public Television Auction met it's goal within one hour that Katy Perry offered a 'special video' for sale.

Suddenly, Elmo realized the... (Below threshold)
kenneyraisin:

Suddenly, Elmo realized there was more to life than tickling.

"sweet dreams are made of t... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

"sweet dreams are made of these...

With Megan staring at him w... (Below threshold)
kenneyraisin:

With Megan staring at him with a fixed stare and a stupid grin Elmo,finally frustrated to the point of giving up, realized that Megan Fox was never going to get it through her empty head the joke he repeated over and over again, "What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger!"

I always chuckle when a bun... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I always chuckle when a bunch of Internet fanboys suddenly start lusting over a celebrity that's been on my radar screen for years. In this case it couldn't have been later 2002 when I first started fantasizing about banging Elmo.

Elmo: Michelle, you real... (Below threshold)
Oyster:

Elmo: Michelle, you really need to get in the sun more.

Hi Elmo - Want to learn how... (Below threshold)
LiberalNitemare:

Hi Elmo - Want to learn how Kami got aids?

Elmo: "Did you know I'm in ... (Below threshold)

Elmo: "Did you know I'm in the band?"

Who knew KP was into "water... (Below threshold)

Who knew KP was into "water sports?" Her "Tinkle Me Elmo" for one.

"Nice hat."... (Below threshold)

"Nice hat."

President Obama presented h... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

President Obama presented his new economic team today...

"Hey baby, wanna shag?"... (Below threshold)

"Hey baby, wanna shag?"

No, I'm not anatomically co... (Below threshold)

No, I'm not anatomically correct, but I've spent the last couple of decades with a hand up my ass.

So, since you're dressed in... (Below threshold)

So, since you're dressed in green I take it you are highly energy-efficient....

Good Elmo. You can count t... (Below threshold)
MDr:

Good Elmo. You can count to two.

More Father's respond to Ob... (Below threshold)
MDr:

More Father's respond to Obama's parenting message - Sesame Street ratings soar!

One of these two is a puppe... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

One of these two is a puppet designed to influence the minds and behavior of children around the world while generating revenue for its owners.

The other one is Elmo!

Are those real?... (Below threshold)
jrbrown36:

Are those real?

Whew! I'm glad you said "Co... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Whew! I'm glad you said "Conjunction Junction, What's your Function", and not what I thought you said.

"..and,Elmo,I chose this ou... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"..and,Elmo,I chose this outfit from
the Marv Albert 'Dressing After Hours'
catalogue. He calls it 'Slam Dunk for Funk'
and I think it's Marv-elous!"

Elmo singing:"If y... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Elmo singing:

"If you wish upon a star,
They'll get as big as grapefruits are."

"So, Princess, if you'll fo... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"So, Princess, if you'll follow me over to Oscar's Silicone Shop, we can make your dream come true."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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