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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Tiger Woods hits a shot at the Ryder Cup challenge that was right on line... to a photographer's lens


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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This is gonna hurt! I told ... (Below threshold)
Rodney:

This is gonna hurt! I told my editor it was a bad idea to be in front of the golfer.

Every golfer knows to keep ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Every golfer knows to keep their eye on the ball.

Tiger showed the pavarazzi ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Tiger showed the pavarazzi his appreciation for all the attention.

Joe Biden (blue jacket on r... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Joe Biden (blue jacket on right) mistakenly thinks he is at a football game.

Zohan (blue jeans 2nd from ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Zohan (blue jeans 2nd from right with cap0 "You dont mess with zee tiger. groowwlll"

Joe Biden shows his enthusi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Joe Biden shows his enthusiasm for the shot by trying to start a wave.

Tiger "Here's looking at yo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Tiger "Here's looking at you kid"

Biden hold ice to nose "All... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden hold ice to nose "All I was trying to do was get a good view of the shot"

Obama dreaming of himself a... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama dreaming of himself as Tiger yet again has the nightmore of having to play golf and try to deal with the nation's problems at the same time.

Tiger to his ex wife "Here'... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Tiger to his ex wife "Here's looking at you kid"

In an attempt to refocus vi... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

In an attempt to refocus viewer's attention back on the game, the networks have agreed to blur Tiger's crotch...

That'll leave a mark... (Below threshold)

That'll leave a mark

Biden standing 10 yards in ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden standing 10 yards in front of Tiger was overheard to say "Golf is the dullest sport I have ever seen."

"AFLAC!!!"... (Below threshold)

"AFLAC!!!"

Tiger was tired of the slea... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Tiger was tired of the sleazy reporters and decided to make a hole in one.

Good grief, an assemblage o... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Good grief, an assemblage of the greatest losers ever!

Barry can only dream of dra... (Below threshold)
914:

Barry can only dream of drawing a crowd this big. Or white.

Would you look at the balls... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

Would you look at the balls on that man.

He doesn't seem to be attra... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

He doesn't seem to be attracting the female demographic to his gallery.

Tiger won't mind if I take ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Tiger won't mind if I take another flash picture, honey...

Sorry. I'm not used to havi... (Below threshold)

Sorry. I'm not used to having to warn people my ball's about to smack their face.

I just love whacking white ... (Below threshold)
Michael Hamm:

I just love whacking white balls.

Hey, Tiger, a little career... (Below threshold)

Hey, Tiger, a little career advice: more "Fore!," less "foreplay."

J.

Eat Me1... (Below threshold)
pibill:

Eat Me1

Tiger's succinct response t... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Tiger's succinct response to a reporter asking if he had one of his girlfriends kiss his balls for luck before a match.

Tiger's not even trying to ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Tiger's not even trying to get the little white ball in the hole anymore.

He's all about maiming assholes now.

The crowd has gotten a lot ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

The crowd has gotten a lot more bold since they've all gotten Obamacare.

Tiger hasn't been able to g... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Tiger hasn't been able to get it in the hole for several months.

The woman who was hit was q... (Below threshold)
zipity:

The woman who was hit was quoted as saying "I wish I could say that this was the only time I got hit by one of Tigers balls...."

Hey GOP' need a real hicky ... (Below threshold)
914:

Hey GOP' need a real hicky for a campaign commercial? Front row, brown hat. Theres your hick.

Another exciting shot from ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Another exciting shot from "Penis Aura's of the Stars."

You know it's gotten bad wh... (Below threshold)
fustian:

You know it's gotten bad when Al "Crazed Sex Poodle" Gore outscores Tiger.

Gary McCord had unfortunate... (Below threshold)

Gary McCord had unfortunately assumed that Survivor - Pebble Beach would be a walk in the park.

Tiger provides the American... (Below threshold)

Tiger provides the American team response to Colin Montgomerie.

Obama's been sending Tiger ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Obama's been sending Tiger out to deal with critics of Obamacare.

This'll hurt a bit more tha... (Below threshold)
GianiD:

This'll hurt a bit more than Bawney Fwank's ball in the eye trick.

The late cameraman then too... (Below threshold)
Roy:

The late cameraman then took only one more photo - of a freight train.

Stills from the Devon James... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Stills from the Devon James sextape surfaces showing Tiger Woods shooting his ball into her face.

Terror alert in Europe issu... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

Terror alert in Europe issued for the guy in the dark blue jacket and burgundy hat who was able to mind control Tiger Woods and cause him to assault a cameraman with his ball.

....so then I told him I ha... (Below threshold)
Mikey60:

....so then I told him I had Elin's phone number. I wondered what "watch the birdie" meant.

That's funny-I thought Elin... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

That's funny-I thought Elin got all his balls in the divorce settlement.

Before lapsing into a coma,... (Below threshold)

Before lapsing into a coma, Tiger's opponent was heard to mutter, "You're still away."

The money grubbin hos think... (Below threshold)
Silver Bullet:

The money grubbin hos think the sun rises and sets in his pants.

1. Scoring gallery passes t... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

1. Scoring gallery passes to the golf tournament. $250
2. Getting a brand new Nikon D7000 just for this event. $1,499
3. Getting to the edge of the crowd in time to see Tiger tee off into your lens as the village idiot behind him signals a touchdown. Priceless

When asked why he aimed his... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

When asked why he aimed his ball at the photographer, Woods responded, "Someone told me that the guy was a pain. How was I to know that "Pain" was his last name?"

Reporter: "Why did you aim ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Reporter: "Why did you aim your ball at that photographer?"

Woods: "The guy was an a**hole for blinding me with his flash photography, and a hole is a hole."

Bob Barker's newest game fo... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Bob Barker's newest game for the "Price is Right" did not work out as he had planned...

Woods ~ 'Well, as everybody... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

Woods ~ 'Well, as everybody now knows, I've got balls."

As he rethinks his decision... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

As he rethinks his decision, Spalding Smails wishes he would have stuck with his plan to play tennis...

The hooker was stunned to l... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The hooker was stunned to learn that what Tiger meant when he said "I want to hit your face with my balls"

In response to this photo, ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

In response to this photo, Tiger released a statement denying that he was still engaged in the womanizing that cost him his marriage. A spokesperson for Tinkerbell had no comment...

There goes Tiger again shar... (Below threshold)
Spencer:

There goes Tiger again sharing his balls!

From out of the Wizard of O... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

From out of the Wizard of Oz - The One (Obama) assends on the Ryder Cup crowd!

Who knew that Sorrell Trope... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Who knew that Sorrell Trope, Elin Nordegren's divorce attorney, was an avid sports photographer?

My first Photoshop. That w... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

My first Photoshop. That was easy!

"FORE!"......."ouch!"... (Below threshold)
jester7653:

"FORE!"......."ouch!"

Can't hit a green to save h... (Below threshold)
Mikey60:

Can't hit a green to save his life, but the only photographer on the course with a flash.....

Flop shot... Fail... (Below threshold)

Flop shot... Fail

Not happy with his many dal... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Not happy with his many dalliances Tiger strokes his balls into the face of thousands.

Is it too late to duck?... (Below threshold)
clear mind:

Is it too late to duck?

WOW, Mabel...this new camer... (Below threshold)
oldpuppymax:

WOW, Mabel...this new camera is so NEAT! Makes it look like the ball is coming RIGHT AT...AUGGGHH!

"Attention, the annual meet... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"Attention, the annual meeting of 'Middle-Age-White-Guys-Who-Live-Vicariously-Through-Famous-Athletes' will now come to order."

Ghost Hunters do 2-hour spe... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Ghost Hunters do 2-hour special based on this unexplained phenomenon at the Ryder Cup.

"Dang, everytime I try and ... (Below threshold)
jbw:

"Dang, everytime I try and catch that road runner"

"FORE !!, NO Five Million d... (Below threshold)
jbw:

"FORE !!, NO Five Million dollar settlement!"

oh, fu...!... (Below threshold)
docsta:

oh, fu...!

Wizbang Goes 3D!... (Below threshold)
Paul Hooson:

Wizbang Goes 3D!

Tiger just scored a manslau... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Tiger just scored a manslaughter in one.

I believe that's 3 under par!

DUCK!!!... (Below threshold)
ElvenPhoenix:

DUCK!!!

The only way Barry legitim... (Below threshold)
914:

The only way Barry legitimately draws this big a crowd is daily in every city at the funemployment office.

If that ghost comes any clo... (Below threshold)
Bob Ratliff:

If that ghost comes any closer I'll whack it with this golf club.

Breaking News! Tig... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Breaking News!

Tiger finds Obama's lost HALO on the back nine!

mainstream media at it agai... (Below threshold)
Hawk777:

mainstream media at it again with the oft-used halo above a dickhead

Photographer's last words: ... (Below threshold)
David:

Photographer's last words: "Hold my beer while I take this shot..."

Tiger Woods proving once ag... (Below threshold)
slickwillie2001:

Tiger Woods proving once again that he can hit just about anything.

I spy with my little ... aa... (Below threshold)

I spy with my little ... aaaiiii!

hallelujah ! It's Glenda th... (Below threshold)
Bob Ratliff:

hallelujah ! It's Glenda the good witch of the north.

"Hello... I'm a little whit... (Below threshold)

"Hello... I'm a little white ball... I'm Mayhem."

1. Scoring gallery passes t... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

1. Scoring gallery passes to the golf tournament. $250
2. Planting a Grocho Marx look a like in the gallery. $300
3. Getting a brand new Nikon D7000 just for this event. $1,499
4. Getting Tiger to drive into your lens as the village idiot behind him signals a touchdown. Priceless

Cliched screaming crowd mem... (Below threshold)
Les Nessman:

Cliched screaming crowd member: " It's in the (pie) hole!! "

Obama gets a sudden feeling... (Below threshold)

Obama gets a sudden feeling that Tiger doesn't care for his economic policy

"Goodness, gracious....grea... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Goodness, gracious....great balls o' fire!"

Jerry Lee Lewis

Incoming RPG deftly sideste... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Incoming RPG deftly sidestepped by Tiger,
while midget in green shirt turned into
steak tartare dinner for party of 25.

On orders from Elin, Tinker... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

On orders from Elin, Tinkerbelle heads for
Tiger's groin at the speed of light.

Uh, oh....Elin's aim is way... (Below threshold)
deez:

Uh, oh....Elin's aim is way better than Gov. Crist's....

... But I've got the bigges... (Below threshold)
regret:

... But I've got the biggest balls of them all.

Balled is beautiful... (Below threshold)

Balled is beautiful

OWIE!...in 3, 2, 1.... (Below threshold)
Tammy Scott:

OWIE!...in 3, 2, 1.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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