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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


President Barack Obama opens a door in the Oval Office to greet children from the education documentary 'Waiting for Superman,' Oct. 11, 2010. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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I always wondered where Bil... (Below threshold)
Stan:

I always wondered where Bill Clinton hid his Quarter Pounders with cheese.

In what could clearly be a ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

In what could clearly be a foreshadowing of the coming two years, Obama is almost 100% sure it was Boehner who left the burning bag of dog poop outside his door...

"and whose been sleeping in... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"and whose been sleeping in my bed?"

Is November over yet?... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Is November over yet?

Damn, there's Juan Williams... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Damn, there's Juan Williams.

BOO!... (Below threshold)
SideShowJane:

BOO!

Obama "Somebody tell Biden ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Somebody tell Biden that Halloween is not about playing hide and seek"

Obama "Are the tea partiers... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Are the tea partiers gone yet?"

See, I can TOO open a door ... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

See, I can TOO open a door all by myself.

"Oh shit, it's a couple of ... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"Oh shit, it's a couple of kids in masks. One's in a Carl Rove mask the others wearing Sarah Palin. Michelle, quick, turn off the house lights."

Marxist retreat... (Below threshold)
914:

Marxist retreat

Obama "Hey whose pictures a... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Hey whose pictures are these on the wall?"

"Trick or treat? I'll give ... (Below threshold)
Saterp:

"Trick or treat? I'll give you little $%#@ a trick you'll never forget..."

I just wanna tell you both,... (Below threshold)

I just wanna tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you... and don't call me Shirley.

Obama goes house hunting in... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama goes house hunting in preparation for the 2012 elections.

President Obama shouts "It'... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

President Obama shouts "It's Bush's fault!" to a group of reporters waiting outside of the Oval Office.

"Hoe Da Doe"... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Hoe Da Doe"

"Alright... everyone out of... (Below threshold)

"Alright... everyone out of books to throw yet?"

"Is Michelle gone yet....?"... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Is Michelle gone yet....?"

Obama checks to see if Mich... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama checks to see if Michelle is on the way prior to scarfing down some donuts.

My, first press conference ... (Below threshold)
Rodney:

My, first press conference without teleprompter one, they look friendly.

November 6, 2012 - Presiden... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

November 6, 2012 - President Obama prepares to enter the James Brady Press Briefing Room to give his much awaited concession speech.

You would think they would ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

You would think they would be saying "Thank you."

"Obama gets some practice i... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Obama gets some practice in on his next career, door-man at the Chicago Ritz-Carlton..."

"Man it took forever to fin... (Below threshold)

"Man it took forever to find this door... I'll have to get Biden back for telling me to find it in the corner of the Oval office."

As the trick or treaters li... (Below threshold)
Stan:

As the trick or treaters line up at the White House door, Obama peeks out and sees all kinds of hobgoblins dressed Christine O'Donnell, Sharron Angle, Jan Brewer and Sarah Palin.

"Joe Biden never gets tired... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Joe Biden never gets tired of playing ding-dong-ditch....."

"Hey... why do I smell tea?... (Below threshold)

"Hey... why do I smell tea?"

"Let me get some air in her... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Let me get some air in here. Can we keep Joe away from the beans in White House buffet line people....?"

"Ooooo... Look! A tea party... (Below threshold)

"Ooooo... Look! A tea party. I hope I'm invited."

"Who are all those people..... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Who are all those people...clinging to their guns and their religion...and what do they want...?"

Axlerod says I can't go in ... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Axlerod says I can't go in there until the room is full. Looks like I may not be making this speech tonight. Somebody go get me a bag of donuts. No, get one of those Krispy Kreme cheeseburgers!

"OK which of you wiseguys t... (Below threshold)

"OK which of you wiseguys took all the toilet paper."

"Gotta take a dump, somebod... (Below threshold)

"Gotta take a dump, somebody get me a Koran to read."

Trick or treat!?Wh... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Trick or treat!?

What do you think?

Obama testing if he can sti... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Obama testing if he can still suck all the oxygen out of the room

The last guy out - shut off... (Below threshold)
teh Wind:

The last guy out - shut off the lights - OK?

Damn, with all those people... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Damn, with all those people in the hallway, it won't be easy sneaking out to the golf course.

"Hello there, kids. Are yo... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Hello there, kids. Are you "waiting for Superman"?

Obama was shocked, but Mich... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Obama was shocked, but Michelle was merely blowing into the manual inflation tube on the Automatic Sweet Potato Harvester's belt.

(Heard from inside the room... (Below threshold)
Tom Blogical:

(Heard from inside the room) "I know who Superman is, and he sure aint' him."

I'm looking for my red Swin... (Below threshold)

I'm looking for my red Swingline stapler.

Hey you kids get off my law... (Below threshold)
Rodney:

Hey you kids get off my lawn.

Are the muslims gone?... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Are the muslims gone?

Don't tell NPR, but they scare me too.

Has anyone seen my mojo?</p... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Has anyone seen my mojo?

I seem to have misplaced it somewhere...

Hey everybody, my old frien... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Hey everybody, my old friends Hope and Change are back!

Hey, wait a minute. Why are you all drinking tea?

Nancy?...Harry?...are you s... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Nancy?...Harry?...are you still there?

Looks like I picked the wro... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Barry was reasonably alarme... (Below threshold)
Clay:

Barry was reasonably alarmed when after a week he realized that nobody was looking for him in this hide and seek game gone horribly wrong.

hahaha...so did you take al... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

hahaha...so did you take all the "T" keys in here to?

Obama "What are people with... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "What are people with pitchforks doing out there?"

Obama "Who keeps ringing my... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Who keeps ringing my doorbell?"

Knock, knock, who's there? ... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Knock, knock, who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phill up my bag with stimulus money!

"Um, hey guys, I really can... (Below threshold)
Night Train:

"Um, hey guys, I really can't do this anymore, I'm in waaaaaaaay over my head. Do I have to come out?"

Obama "Joe, you dont get mo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Joe, you dont get more candy just because you changed costumes"

These days Obama hates bein... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

These days Obama hates being in the White House cause the line of staff waiting to submit their resignations stretches out to the front portico.

Next person in make sure yo... (Below threshold)
rbee:

Next person in make sure you wipe off the door knob just in case incompetence is contagious.

Could this be where I lost ... (Below threshold)

Could this be where I lost my mojo?

Obama "Where did I put TOTU... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Where did I put TOTUS? They know I cant go anywhere without it."

"Whoops... Pardon me, I can... (Below threshold)
The Albatross:

"Whoops... Pardon me, I can't seem to find my credibility. I haven't seen it in so long, I have no idea where to look. Carry on and pretend you didn't see me and I didn't say that. That was off the record."

I am sorry Mr. President, t... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

I am sorry Mr. President, the papers all seem to be in order. China is here to foreclose...

Open doorInsert head... (Below threshold)

Open door
Insert head
Slam door
Repeat

I'm looking for my approval... (Below threshold)
Jeff Medcalf:

I'm looking for my approval ratings. Have you guys seen them in here?

Man, will those creditors E... (Below threshold)
JLawson:

Man, will those creditors EVER leave?

In order to better explain ... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

In order to better explain his policies to children Obama prepares to take their candy when they come to the door.

Obama: Am I supposed to be... (Below threshold)
jschan:

Obama: Am I supposed to be here? Do I have enough experience to enter this room?
Aide (of screen): Sir, it's the Oval Office.
Obama: Yeah, I know.

"Now I see that November is... (Below threshold)

"Now I see that November is in my house, stealing my office supplies."

"Michelle, er, uh, can I ha... (Below threshold)
SShiell:

"Michelle, er, uh, can I have the West Wing back now?"

Dr.Soetoro peaks in the wai... (Below threshold)
Carolyn:

Dr.Soetoro peaks in the waiting room, counts the tonsils and feet, and gleefully concludes that there's enough for both mama's new pair of shoes AND another vacation!

As Barry looks out the door... (Below threshold)
Stan:

As Barry looks out the door, his eyes bug out in fear at the sight of George W Bush standing on the doorstep

After the 2010 elections Ob... (Below threshold)
retired military:

After the 2010 elections Obama looks for any democrats who are still relevant.

Any jobs in here?... (Below threshold)
MjM:

Any jobs in here?

What a dumbass!... (Below threshold)
John:

What a dumbass!

Obama checks on his stash o... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama checks on his stash of absentee ballots for the 2012 election.

*thought ballon* "Here's s... (Below threshold)
Clancy:

*thought ballon* "Here's something I could have done, made good money, and not be considered a failure ... I coulda been a doorman."

"Is THIS the door to Narnia... (Below threshold)
NJ Mike:

"Is THIS the door to Narnia?

"George? George W. Bush, ar... (Below threshold)
Bra":

"George? George W. Bush, are you in there? I need a little help here..."

I don't care if it's 2013 a... (Below threshold)
hermie:

I don't care if it's 2013 and Palin was elected. I'm not leaving.

As Obama peeked in he notic... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

As Obama peeked in he noticed that they were partying like it was 1774.

Seriously? You guys are hav... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Seriously? You guys are having a tea party? Seriously?

"Peek-a-poo!"... (Below threshold)
Hawk777:

"Peek-a-poo!"

"Hey, will you keep it down... (Below threshold)
Rob:

"Hey, will you keep it down in there? I'm in here doing important stuff like visualizing world peace, me getting re-elected and the perfect putt."

#82 Rob - I think you meant... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

#82 Rob - I think you meant "perfect PUTZ."

Myth Busters was fun, but y... (Below threshold)
jbinnout:

Myth Busters was fun, but you just can't beat that ol' "rat running across the floor' gag. I'm gonna win that 100 grand on America's Funniest Videos. Biden screamed like Nancy looking in a mirror.

Think your so damn funny Ax... (Below threshold)
Steve:

Think your so damn funny Axelrod, telling me to go sit in the corner in the Oval Office!

Elvis...da u... (Below threshold)
Gladius:

Elvis...da u

Damn! Why didn't I pick do... (Below threshold)
clear mind:

Damn! Why didn't I pick door number 3?

Dateline 2012: "Come in. Pr... (Below threshold)

Dateline 2012: "Come in. President Hillary will see you now."

"Excuse me. I have to go ge... (Below threshold)

"Excuse me. I have to go get Bill Clinton and Teddy Kennedy some coffee now."

"Wow, not many supporter... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"Wow, not many supporters left to throw under the bus. And I'm just about out of BlameBush, too."

Preparing to lower the aver... (Below threshold)
jdj:

Preparing to lower the average IQ in the room...

Isn't ANYBODY going to come... (Below threshold)
Madalyn:

Isn't ANYBODY going to come out and listen to my speech?

"HERE'S Johnny, er, Barack.... (Below threshold)

"HERE'S Johnny, er, Barack."

"Crap! I should have brushe... (Below threshold)

"Crap! I should have brushed up on my ebonics lingo."

Hey, are you SURE you don't... (Below threshold)
jim2:

Hey, are you SURE you don't want me to come in and campaign with you?

"Whew took me ten minutes t... (Below threshold)
jbw:

"Whew took me ten minutes to find the door, I kept trying to go out the window"

"Biden, I've told you befor... (Below threshold)
jbw:

"Biden, I've told you before thats not how you do Knock-knock jokes"

"Reid - get in here - I nee... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

"Reid - get in here - I need a lacky to shake my peepee when I'm done peeing all over this Constitution."

"....gee, I haven't played ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"....gee, I haven't played peek-a-boo since I was young boy growing up in Kenyan village...."

"Hm, this must be the room ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Hm, this must be the room where all the smart people meet. I better leave them alone."

"Yo, fellas, guess who I fo... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Yo, fellas, guess who I found in here? Monica Lewinsky! Anybody have a cigar?"

"Say, have you guys seen my... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Say, have you guys seen my golf clubs?"

After telling the gay and l... (Below threshold)
Chorrito:

After telling the gay and lesbian community "You are not alone," Obama's actions took on new meaning...

Joe Biden in the adjoining ... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Joe Biden in the adjoining room: "And now, heeeeeeeeeeeer's Barry!"

Coast is clear, break out t... (Below threshold)
Timmer:

Coast is clear, break out the bong, crank up the tunes, let's see what we can f*ck up next.

Coffee?... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Coffee?

Obama looks for Wizbang pos... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama looks for Wizbang poster Lee Ward but cant seem to find him.

Jeff Probst in Survivor 201... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Jeff Probst in Survivor 2012. "Barrack, the tribe has spoken"

Exit Stage leftHow... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Exit Stage left

How appropriate.

Phew ... no one overheard t... (Below threshold)
JD:

Phew ... no one overheard the lies I was telling to the American public.

Obama "ollie ollie oxen fre... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "ollie ollie oxen free"

This was the moment when Ob... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

This was the moment when Obama realized that everyone would rather just read the teleprompter than listen to him speak!

Obama "hey Juan, the wheels... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "hey Juan, the wheels on the bus go round and round"

Is it just me, or does tihi... (Below threshold)
Big Mo:

Is it just me, or does tihis White House release a lot of unflattering, odd or just plain goofy pictures of Obama?

"Look at Clinton over there... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

"Look at Clinton over there in the corner, WITH HIS FLY OPEN!"

(Sarah Palin's voice): "... (Below threshold)

(Sarah Palin's voice): "YOU...SHALL...NOT...PASS!!!"

A Whitehouse Press Photo sh... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

A Whitehouse Press Photo shows President Barack Obama rehearsing his role as Riff Raff in the upcoming Rocky Horror Show

Sorry, Kids. I'm not Superm... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Sorry, Kids. I'm not Superman. I do the bidding of the teachers' unions.


[White House photo caption: President Barack Obama opens a door in the Oval Office to greet children from the education documentary "Waiting for Superman," Oct. 11, 2010.]

Obama: "Why do voters keep ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Obama: "Why do voters keep running away when I open the door?"

Aide: "Perhaps it's because you are dressed up to look like President Obama."

Obama: "But I am President Obama."

Aide: "Uh, never mind."

I can't come out til the te... (Below threshold)
g:

I can't come out til the teleprompter tells me to

Axlerod: "You can come out ... (Below threshold)
914:

Axlerod: "You can come out now, all they wanted was a job and a chance to meet the prompter in cheif."

Secret Service agent "No Mr... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Secret Service agent "No Mr President, we did NOT see the ghost of Jimmy Carter just now. HE ISNT EVEN DEAD YET!!

What are you damned people ... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

What are you damned people doing in The Room of Requirement? I need a smoke, a round or two of golf, and I surely need to get away from Michelle for a couple of hours. GET OUT!

Obama looks for a clue.... (Below threshold)
john galt:

Obama looks for a clue.

Who out here just yelled "T... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Who out here just yelled "The rent is too DAMN high?"

Obama chooses Presidential ... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Obama chooses Presidential Policy Door Number 3 and finds 2 more years of high unemployment and negligible economic growth. He and the MSM pronounce his choice a "Success!".

Is the "MAMA GRIZZLY" STILL... (Below threshold)
JD2020:

Is the "MAMA GRIZZLY" STILL OUT THERE?

Hey, does anyone know what ... (Below threshold)
JD2020:

Hey, does anyone know what comes after TRILLION?

"I'm not going to worry abo... (Below threshold)
Sputum:

"I'm not going to worry about what those other folks are doing. I'm going to focus on what I can do for America."

... Bill?! ... Monica?!<... (Below threshold)
Murgatroyd:

... Bill?! ... Monica?!

What we have here ... (Below threshold)
914:

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

The people expected hope and change.. What they got is endless excuses about inheriting a situation that is unsolvable with a marxist twist.


Resign now and resurrect hope and change.

"Damn, is juan gonna stay o... (Below threshold)
914:

"Damn, is juan gonna stay out there all day?"

Hey guys, I found the launc... (Below threshold)
a. moral:

Hey guys, I found the launch codes. They were under the Rose Firm billing records. No problem, we can just blame Bush.

where da white wimmins at?<... (Below threshold)
I'm rick james bitch:

where da white wimmins at?

Obama "I can see angry vote... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "I can see angry voters from my house"

Madd Magazines: Behind ever... (Below threshold)
914:

Madd Magazines: Behind every open door....


Behind every open door.... There is a lost oppurtunity.


Behind every open door.... There is a fool with all the answers.

Behind every open door.... A depression is near.

Behind every open door.... Fate laughs.

Behind every open door.... Hides a little man with no logic.

Behind every open door.... Liberty is threatened.

Feel free to add.

What? The Democrats who vo... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

What? The Democrats who voted for ObamaCare want to see me?

Why did everyone laugh when... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Why did everyone laugh when I said "I hope to see you all after the election"?

"I will not be oppressed by... (Below threshold)

"I will not be oppressed by this white door."

Obama fretting, because his... (Below threshold)
Stan:

Obama fretting, because his daily game of golf was canceled; due a downpour of global warming, was forced to play peek-a-boo with Joe Biden.

Barry on his way to figure ... (Below threshold)
Stan:

Barry on his way to figure out how to tax the rich children's sacks of Halloween candy and give them to the poor ones

Abandon hope all ye who ent... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Abandon hope all ye who enter

I know my fellow Democrats ... (Below threshold)
David:

I know my fellow Democrats don't want me campaigning for them, but do they have to post a guard at my door?

Hey Hillary! Didn't you say... (Below threshold)
dingoatemebaby:

Hey Hillary! Didn't you say you wanted to get even with Bill?

I am afraid to go out there... (Below threshold)
Tora:

I am afraid to go out there... I wonder where I heard that recently... will I get fired for being truthful?

Obama prepares to crash a p... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Obama prepares to crash a party at the Salahi's.

BOO! (but not in a racist w... (Below threshold)
UncleZeb:

BOO! (but not in a racist way)

"I hear ya knockin' but ya ... (Below threshold)
Maddox:

"I hear ya knockin' but ya can't come in" unless you vote Democrat.

In desperation Pres. Obama ... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

In desperation Pres. Obama trades the economy for what's behind Door #3.

Obama smiled when he peeked... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Obama smiled when he peeked into the magic room and saw the skittles pooping unicorn farting rainbows.

After he awoke from the dream he would remember it being the happiest moment of his one term presidency.

"Can't a guy take a crap ar... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Can't a guy take a crap around here without
drawing a crowd?!"

Much to Barry's astonishmen... (Below threshold)
deez:

Much to Barry's astonishment, there was a huge Tea Party behind the door that said Hope and...wait a minute...it said HOPE FOR CHANGE...oops!

"Yep, we GOT him! Boehner s... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Yep, we GOT him! Boehner sat on my whoopie-cushion on the blue chair!"

Barry was completely shocke... (Below threshold)
deez:

Barry was completely shocked to realize there really was an the elephant in the room.

"When Hillary finishes her ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"When Hillary finishes her pole dance, we all
run in and scrape up the greenbacks, bundle
them, and half go to Reid, half go to Sestak!"

Hey! Kids! Get back here! I... (Below threshold)

Hey! Kids! Get back here! I was just getting to "or treats!"

Is TOTUS here yet?... (Below threshold)
devildog666:

Is TOTUS here yet?

"Are my golf clubs in here?... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"Are my golf clubs in here? Oops! Not a closet!"

President Obama looks to se... (Below threshold)
Spike:

President Obama looks to see if the Israeli delegation has left the Oval office.

"OK. I'm done with morning ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"OK. I'm done with morning prayers".

"Pssst! Can you get my ligh... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"Pssst! Can you get my lighter? It's next to the picture of me on my desk in my office."

"Are those guys drinkin' Sl... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"Are those guys drinkin' Slurpees on the carpet?"

"Hey, anyone in here seen m... (Below threshold)
LiberalNItemare:

"Hey, anyone in here seen my mandate?"

"Hey, anyone in here seen m... (Below threshold)
liberalNitemare:

"Hey, anyone in here seen my mandate? It seems to have vanished."

"Damn, they STILL don't mis... (Below threshold)
Ghost:

"Damn, they STILL don't miss me!"

This sucks! Bill Clinton t... (Below threshold)
clear mind:

This sucks! Bill Clinton told me to open this door and my Monica would be there!

Pssst! Hey! How about a lit... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Pssst! Hey! How about a little toilet paper
over here!

See this door? See how thic... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

See this door? See how thick it is? This a
PRESIDENTIAL door! I love it.

"Candygram for Mongo, Candy... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Candygram for Mongo, Candygram for Mongo!
Hell, I ain't falling for that one!"

"Yes, honey. Daddy DID plug... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Yes, honey. Daddy DID plug the hole. Now go
back to bundling the PAC money with Mom in
the solarium."

"...Marlboro drop by helico... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"...Marlboro drop by helicopter on the roof at
midnight? Roger that, David...and, thanks."

Wow..I didn't thin... (Below threshold)
Shawn:

Wow..

I didn't think a cigar could fit that far up there!

Good work, my Belle!

"No, Avon Lady.....I DON'T ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"No, Avon Lady.....I DON'T want to try your
hair color product for graying men!!"

"When is a door NOT a door?... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"When is a door NOT a door? When it is A-JAR?
Good one Joe...a real rib-splitter...now go
find a martini for that olive in your nose."

Hey, does anyone know which... (Below threshold)
JD2020:

Hey, does anyone know which direction Mecca is from here? I'm late for my afternoon prayer.

( Lord, I apologize for that, and be with the starving pygmies down there in New Guinea. Amen.)

Obama is already starting t... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Obama is already starting to bow, in case there's some foreigner he can apologize to.

Obama is having to sneak si... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Obama is having to sneak since he knows that Rahm won't let him out of the Oval Office without a teleprompter.

Sorry Joe, we've already bo... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Sorry Joe, we've already bought our Girl Scout Cookies for this year.

Hey Barack. You lower the o... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Hey Barack. You lower the oceans yet?

Rahm thought he'd child-pro... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Rahm thought he'd child-proofed the Oval Office.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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