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President Barack Obama gestures during a commercial break as he talks with host Jon Stewart as he takes part in a taping of Comedy Central's The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Wednesday, Oct. 27, 2010, in Washington. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)


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Obama hosts Family Feud: TO... (Below threshold)

Obama hosts Family Feud: TOTUS says ....

Abra Ka Dabra - you will ob... (Below threshold)

Abra Ka Dabra - you will obey ...

Obama "Jon, right about her... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Jon, right about here on the new flag we are going to put the hammer and sickle"

"...and then she says to me... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"...and then she says to me, 'They're not up there anymore, Barack."

Obama tries his Jedi Mind t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama tries his Jedi Mind trick but finds that it wasnt needed with this subject.

Obama "Just send me $29.95 ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Just send me $29.95 and YOU SHALL BE HEALED"

Obama going O'Donnell on Jo... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Obama going O'Donnell on Jon

Obama "Bill Clinton's advic... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Bill Clinton's advice was to start with the hand outstretched and then work your way towards the nipple slowly"

Obama "SO I put my hand on ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "SO I put my hand on Biden's head like this, shook it and heard a distinct rattling sound. And that is why I made him my VP candidate"

Obama " Bill Said to use th... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama " Bill Said to use this grip for folks like Monica LewinskiDemi , and to really close the fingers up for folks like Katie Couric"

"You are very sleeeepy. ... (Below threshold)
Oyster:

"You are very sleeeepy. Now watch my right hand and pay no attention to the left."

Obama tries the "create job... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Obama tries the "create jobs" spell live.....
And the money disappeared in front of Jon's face.

George Lucas, one of my big... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

George Lucas, one of my biggest supporters, taught me this move. The Jedi Mind Trick. It works when needed the most. Don't believe me? I got 52% of the vote in 2008 with nothing more than this Jedi Mind Trick.

Jon Stewart guest-stars on ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Jon Stewart guest-stars on the Barack Obama comedy show.

Eanie meanie, chili beanie,... (Below threshold)

Eanie meanie, chili beanie,
The pollsters are about to speak.

Nothing can stop...the CLAW... (Below threshold)
mjk12:

Nothing can stop...the CLAW!!!!!!

"I Find your lack of faith ... (Below threshold)

"I Find your lack of faith disturbing"

Jon: "It's not just me... e... (Below threshold)

Jon: "It's not just me... even Kanye West is more influential than you are."

"You really do throw... (Below threshold)

"You really do throw like a girl."

Obama turning coffee into K... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Obama turning coffee into Kool-aid®

"So with the mind meld I su... (Below threshold)

"So with the mind meld I sucked every last piece of what Biden knows out of his brain."
"What happened then?"
"Both of our IQ's increased by 20 points."

Seriously, dude. I still ha... (Below threshold)
Clay:

Seriously, dude. I still have the mojo. Hold on. I still have...Okay, okay...lemme try again. I still...Hey, look over there. Isn't that Bill Clinton?

Eanie meanie, chili beanie,... (Below threshold)

Eanie meanie, chili beanie,
The voters are about to speak.

(redux)

"Truth? Responsibility? T... (Below threshold)
jim2:

"Truth? Responsibility? Talk to the hand!"

As an award for allowing hi... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

As an award for allowing him to appear on Jon Stewart's television show, St. Barack the Divine issues a blessing onto Stewart.

Watch your mouth "dude", or... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Watch your mouth "dude", or I'll put a Czar on you so fast it'll make your head spin.

Could you move this way a l... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Could you move this way a little, Jon? I need a clear shot of TOTUS in order to engage in witty banter.

I am ready for the softball... (Below threshold)
Jim:

I am ready for the softball questions, toss away John.

If you need any SIEU muscle... (Below threshold)
fustian:

If you need any SIEU muscle for your rally, just call on me.

Stewart to Obama: What? You... (Below threshold)
GaryL Author Profile Page:

Stewart to Obama: What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a comedian... mind tricks don't work on me.

Come November 3rd, by execu... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Come November 3rd, by executive order, no more Republicans can drive. I'm literally taking away the keys.

"Kobe... I'm open."... (Below threshold)

"Kobe... I'm open."

Jon Stewart was not impress... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Jon Stewart was not impressed with Obama's "Watch-me-make-800 billion-dollars-disappear" trick.

Well, it's not really a pro... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Well, it's not really a problem for me Jon. Muslims simply aren't allowed on Air Force One.

That is, other muslims.

Jon: "Gawd I hate mimes."</... (Below threshold)

Jon: "Gawd I hate mimes."

But when I get on the plane... (Below threshold)
fustian:

But when I get on the plane Jon, I got to tell you, if I see people who are in Tea Party garb and I think, you know, they are identifying themselves first and foremost as Tea Partiers, I get worried. I get nervous.

". . . and just so they don... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

". . . and just so they don't have to feel left out when everyone else is acknowledging my awesomeness, this is how one-armed people can do the Obama salute."

Barry: "Allahu Akbar!"<br /... (Below threshold)

Barry: "Allahu Akbar!"
Jon: "Gesundheit!"

"I'm very disappointed in y... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"I'm very disappointed in you...."


/Darth Vader voice

Sadly, Obama casts a chicke... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Sadly, Obama casts a chicken shadow on our flag

"These aren't the droids yo... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"These aren't the droids you're looking for...."

Talk to the hand boyfriend!... (Below threshold)

Talk to the hand boyfriend!

"No really, I can totally d... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"No really, I can totally do the Spock mind meld thing....Lemme show you..."

"And then Bill Clinton just... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"And then Bill Clinton just reached out and 'honked' Michelle's booby...."

On the sixth day before the... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

On the sixth day before the midterms Obama said let there be banality, and so it was.

Well Jon, I'm running low o... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Well Jon, I'm running low on Hope, but I've got plenty of Change left.

"Over-reaching? Why would y... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Over-reaching? Why would you say I'm over-reaching...."

Frankly Mr. President I was... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Frankly Mr. President I was expecting you to bow.

I was going to go on The Vi... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I was going to go on The View again, but, frankly, Joy Behar scares me.

Yeah, well, I'm getting the... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Yeah, well, I'm getting the Hell out of Dodge for the election.

It's going to be a slaughter.

Obama comes on the Daily Sh... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Obama comes on the Daily Show and manages the neat trick of diminishing both of them.

HEEEEEAALLLL!!! HEEALL!! H... (Below threshold)
Oakley:

HEEEEEAALLLL!!! HEEALL!! HEAL, DAMMIT!!

May the Farce be with you.<... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

May the Farce be with you.

...so the line parts and I'... (Below threshold)
Clancy:

...so the line parts and I'm suddenly standing in front of King Abdullah, and at that moment, protocol escapes me, so I reach out to touch him, like this, but fortunately just before I do, I remember that I just need to bow before his grace. Sheew - that was a close one!

Look into my eyes - Drink t... (Below threshold)
cathymv:

Look into my eyes - Drink the Cool-aid

The Farce can have a strong... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

The Farce can have a strong influence on the weak-minded...

"You don't need to see my b... (Below threshold)
utbw42:

"You don't need to see my birth certificate. These aren't the issues you're looking for. I can go about my business. Now move along."

Tea Party Demons Be Gone!</... (Below threshold)
epador:

Tea Party Demons Be Gone!

The POTUS attempts to exorcise Jon before he makes another snarky remark. He is unsuccessful. Partly because he mistook a Hillary Demon for a Tea Party Demon.


BWHahahahahahahahahaha!

"No really, when I go like ... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"No really, when I go like this with my hand, and I'm not wearing my tin-foil hat, I can totally get ESPN and HBO..."

Obama: "I am not the Presi... (Below threshold)
Jay:

Obama: "I am not the President you have been looking for."

Stewart & Audience (in unison): "He's not the President we've been looking for."

President Obama: These are... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

President Obama: These aren't the jokes you are looking for ...

Stewart: Dude, are you trying to use the force on me ?

Obama tries out the latest ... (Below threshold)
Roy:

Obama tries out the latest "Dude" handshake with Stewart

"Fear not, Jon, for my Pimp... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"Fear not, Jon, for my Pimp Hand is still strong....."

Embarrassingly, Pres. Obama... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Embarrassingly, Pres. Obama reaches out trying to find the missing TOTUS.

"Jon, while I dazzled them ... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"Jon, while I dazzled them with this hand I snuck my other hand down and screwed the economy. Classic!"

"Bbrrraaaaaiiiinnnnnssssss.... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"Bbrrraaaaaiiiinnnnnssssss........."

"Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash n... (Below threshold)

"Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul."

Hey Jon, do you want to see... (Below threshold)
Stan:

Hey Jon, do you want to see how I parted the Red Sea so that Mohammad and his followers could escape the hordes of Joooos

"Holy Father, I ask you to ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Holy Father, I ask you to bless Jon, my willing servant and disciple, who speaketh only good tidings of my great works and miracles."

And then I raised my hand a... (Below threshold)
justbob:

And then I raised my hand and parted the sea.

"So then I said to Hillary,... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"So then I said to Hillary, 'Look, just speak to the hand.'"

I said heel not heal damnit... (Below threshold)
justbob:

I said heel not heal damnit.

Obambi versus Jonzilla... (Below threshold)

Obambi versus Jonzilla

Obama: "I am not worthy....... (Below threshold)

Obama: "I am not worthy...."

All your money are belong t... (Below threshold)
Jer:

All your money are belong to us.

In this freeze-frame, you c... (Below threshold)
Rob:

In this freeze-frame, you can clearly see Stewart reaching behind him for the can of mace as Obama lunges at him after a tough question.

You are getting sleepy. Am... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

You are getting sleepy. Amnesia is your friend. Forget the promises. Forget. All is well. Nothing to worry about. Forget.

Jon, when I want something ... (Below threshold)
Steve H.:

Jon, when I want something done, whatever it is, I just wave my have in the air like this, I am actually quite amazed how good I am.

"No, no...Jon, the punch li... (Below threshold)
jbinnout:

"No, no...Jon, the punch line is 'they tap us on the shoulder and ask for the keys back.'" "Feel free to use that joke."

Barry can bend spoons as we... (Below threshold)
914:

Barry can bend spoons as well as economic growth charts.

"For my next trick Jon, I w... (Below threshold)
914:

"For my next trick Jon, I will lose power in a sea change and never admit it was about ME!!"

Ummmm.... errrr.... Let me ... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Ummmm.... errrr.... Let me be perfectly clear.

"Just count my fingers, Jon... (Below threshold)
Silver Bullet:

"Just count my fingers, Jon. A trillion here and a trillion there and pretty soon you're talking real money!"

Jon : Dude...don't do it...... (Below threshold)
Rich:

Jon : Dude...don't do it...I will taze you into next week.

"Jon, I'd like to give a sh... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Jon, I'd like to give a shout out to my dear
brother in Kenya....YO GEORGE! The Kools and
condoms are on the way!"

"Jon, excuse me.....I have ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Jon, excuse me.....I have to stop for a mo
and catch Hannity's football...."

Barry graces Stewarts show ... (Below threshold)
914:

Barry graces Stewarts show to exscuse away his economic "recovery bummer"

"Jon, Jon, Jon, you have to understand we inherited this summer from the previous administration. My economic plans wont take effect until 2012."

"So there I was, Jon, haili... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"So there I was, Jon, hailing one friggin' cab
after another...and not one would stop to
give me a lift! Don't tell ME that race relations are improving...."

The President and Jon Stewa... (Below threshold)
SideShowJane:

The President and Jon Stewart engage in a dangerous game of Quarters to see who will drink the Kool-Aid first.

"....And with the wave of t... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"....And with the wave of this hand, I bent
the cost-curve DOWN! Uri Geller taught me
that little parlor trick..."

Grasping at straw men.... (Below threshold)
Brad:

Grasping at straw men.

"Sometimes I sit in that bi... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Sometimes I sit in that big oak tree in front
of the White House and whack Fox reporters
with water balloons....."

Jon Stewart and Barack Obam... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Jon Stewart and Barack Obama have a sexless one-night stand.

Am I worried about the elec... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Am I worried about the election? Now, Jon, was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

"My mind to your mind...my ... (Below threshold)
James Cloninger:

"My mind to your mind...my thoughts to your thoughts..."

"...and then I waved goodby... (Below threshold)
PapaWhisky:

"...and then I waved goodbye to the House, and then I waved goodbye to the Senate...."

So you see Jon, I had just ... (Below threshold)
Topjimmie:

So you see Jon, I had just settled on a logo and then I find out this gesture is already taken.........

So when Obamacare is fully ... (Below threshold)
Darin H:

So when Obamacare is fully implemented, you don't have to go to a doctor anymore, we'll just hire a few more bureaucrats to just say "you are healed!"

Jon: "So your last advice t... (Below threshold)

Jon: "So your last advice to Rahm for his Chicago mayoral bid?"
Barry: "Bring out your dead..."

When I snap my fingers, you... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

When I snap my fingers, you will know and proclaim that my administration's policies have been a complete success...
Oh.. you thought that already?

These aren't the incompeten... (Below threshold)

These aren't the incompetencies you're looking for....

It all becomes clear as Oba... (Below threshold)

It all becomes clear as Obama salutes his personal comedy god

Obama: "I'm not worthy!"</p... (Below threshold)

Obama: "I'm not worthy!"

(if only)

For a lucid nanosecond, but... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

For a lucid nanosecond, but too late, Jon realizes it's not just his wallet Obama is grabbing, but his balls as well.

Obama may give Chris Matthe... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

Obama may give Chris Matthews a tingle but he seems to do a little bit more for Jon Stewart.

"No, no seriously Jon. Read... (Below threshold)
914:

"No, no seriously Jon. Read my lips and pull my flaps. There will be a crisis before november."

The power of "O" compels yo... (Below threshold)
Harmon:

The power of "O" compels you...

"So then Bill Clinton said ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"So then Bill Clinton said to Meeks, 'Withdraw on your own cause one way or the other the President will see you're pushed out of the race.'"

"Yeah, Jon, we had the two ... (Below threshold)

"Yeah, Jon, we had the two girls before we found out what was causing it..."

Let us pray! Be merciful, ... (Below threshold)
Tora:

Let us pray! Be merciful, O God!

Jon, Give me your soul!<br... (Below threshold)
rd:

Jon, Give me your soul!
.

Raise your hand if you hate... (Below threshold)
buckhunter:

Raise your hand if you hate America....

"...and it was SO funny, be... (Below threshold)
PapaWhisky:

"...and it was SO funny, because I was, like, 'Look at this hand over here!' and with the other hand I was just screwing the country."

Dominus Vobiscum...... (Below threshold)
Ken:

Dominus Vobiscum...

So when the Republicans are... (Below threshold)
David:

So when the Republicans are in the back seat, I just adjust the rear view mirror like this, and it is like they are not even there at all.

"Jon, I am telling you. Bu... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Jon, I am telling you. Bush must have had balls this big to handle the job so well"

After Jon asked him a hard ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

After Jon asked him a hard question, Obama attempted to perform an exorcism on the spot.

Obama "So there I was screw... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "So there I was screwing in a light bulb and it hit me. When things turn to the left they come undone"

Leibowitz: " I don't believ... (Below threshold)
Hawk777:

Leibowitz: " I don't believe a word he's saying, but the kids in the audience do and they're paying my bills, so, hey, to hell with America!"

Just two stealth moderates ... (Below threshold)
Hawk777:

Just two stealth moderates whoopin' it up...

You know, Barry, I don't ev... (Below threshold)
clear mind:

You know, Barry, I don't ever remember the class clown getting elected class president!

A man and his dog.... (Below threshold)
brad:

A man and his dog.

Some people drink pepsi. So... (Below threshold)
Dee:

Some people drink pepsi. Some people drink coke. (coke)
The wacky morning d.j. says democracy's a joke.

He says now, "Do you believe in the one big song?"
He's now accepting callers who would like to sing along
He says, "Do you believe in the one true edge?"
By fastening your saftey belts and stepping towards the ledge

He is handling the money. He is serving the food.
He is now accepting callers. He is calling me "DUDE!"

Cake... everytime I see Obi One photos, the song spins in my head...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elYSeFiWHVA

President Obama demonstrate... (Below threshold)
chsw:

President Obama demonstrates how he used the Vulcan death grip on the Democratic Party.

chsw

Clowns to the Left of me, J... (Below threshold)
Rodney G. Graves:

Clowns to the Left of me, Jokers to the right...

Heck of a job, Johnny.... (Below threshold)

Heck of a job, Johnny.

Yes we can .... but ..... <... (Below threshold)

Yes we can .... but .....

Bloody big waves coming, Jo... (Below threshold)

Bloody big waves coming, Johnny. High as that big thing over there. "Tsunamis," I've heard them called.

Jon, I am your father! ("D.... (Below threshold)
eaglewingz08:

Jon, I am your father! ("D.V." voice)

"I am the Messiah you've been looking for!" (Obiwan Kenya-obi voice).

This is how I remove money from the wallets of the American people!

I had them eating out of th... (Below threshold)
Carolyn:

I had them eating out of the palm of my hand.

[o/t that photo make's his hand look bigger than his head..lol]

Obama tries to give a high ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama tries to give a high five to all the folks from moveon.org and DU who are casting negative votes on everyone.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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