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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


White House press secretary Robert Gibbs (R) argues with an official from the Indian Prime Minister's office after the travelling White House press pool were initially refused entry to the bilateral meeting between U.S. President Barack Obama and India's Prime Minister Manmohan Singh at Hyderabad House in New Delhi, November 8, 2010. White House Trip Director Marvin Nicholson (C) looks on. REUTERS/Jason Reed (INDIA - Tags: POLITICS IMAGES OF THE DAY)


Winners for last weeks contest and this weekends contest will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries.


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Don't make me tell you agai... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Don't make me tell you again: Get over there and get the President a Slurpee

You guys shoot off one more... (Below threshold)
fustian:

You guys shoot off one more missile in California and I think I can guarantee you'll get a strong letter in response!

Listen here Apu, we need 10... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Listen here Apu, we need 10 or 20 teleprompters installed stat, starting with one right there.

'Pull my Finger' Russian Ro... (Below threshold)

'Pull my Finger' Russian Roulette

"OK, I've listened to your ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"OK, I've listened to your point. Now shut up, and keep your eye on MY POINTERS."

"Been there, done that."</p... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Been there, done that."

Our Fed can print more mone... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Our Fed can print more money on a Tuesday than your little metric numbers even go up to!

Nuance.... (Below threshold)
smitch:

Nuance.

"One more time: Up is Down,... (Below threshold)
alanstorm:

"One more time: Up is Down, Left is Right..."

"I know the President said ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"I know the President said the US is no longer the economic 'leader', but you still have to obey to our demands to let the press into the meeting."

Thought bubble over Indian ... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Thought bubble over Indian - "Soon enough you will be serving ME a Slurpee you arrogant prick."

"If you pull this finger, S... (Below threshold)
Jay Wills:

"If you pull this finger, Skittles will shoot out of the other one!"

Listen here Samir, all the ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Listen here Samir, all the teleprompters are all in Hindi. You a racist?

"You are so lucky Biden isn... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"You are so lucky Biden isn't here; now open that door."

I told you, go get Presiden... (Below threshold)
Eric:

I told you, go get President Obama a hamburger.

Butt out, or you'll be eati... (Below threshold)
pibill:

Butt out, or you'll be eating my haymaker left knuckle sandwich!

What moron put tea in the P... (Below threshold)
fustian:

What moron put tea in the President's suite? He starts out the day with coffee and cigarettes.

Never tea.

I told you to get to the ba... (Below threshold)
Eric:

I told you to get to the back of the bus.

Smell my finger or get out!... (Below threshold)
al:

Smell my finger or get out!

What do you mean there aren... (Below threshold)
fustian:

What do you mean there aren't any teleprompter jacks in the Indian Parliament? How does anybody give a speech?

A minimal amount of competence seems to get them over the rough spots...

Which..uh..fing-uh-er..has.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Which..uh..fing-uh-er..has..uh..been up my ..uh..butt? Is it..uh...this one?

The President can't get MSN... (Below threshold)
fustian:

The President can't get MSNBC on his TV! Don't you people know that Keith Olbermann is back on the air?

At $200 million a day, ther... (Below threshold)
fustian:

At $200 million a day, there had better not be any minibar charges!

I'm telling you one last ti... (Below threshold)
Spike:

I'm telling you one last time, get the President some Heinz 50 sauce for his Chicken Vindaloo.

Thought bubble...Just two i... (Below threshold)
Brucepall:

Thought bubble...Just two inches more...and this jackass will be shaking hands left-handed.

Having failed in the admini... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Having failed in the administration's effort at "Smart Deplomacy", Gibbs reverts to what he knows best, "the Chicago Way."

If you keep arguing with me... (Below threshold)
Spike:

If you keep arguing with me, you are going to start looking like an idiot, too.

You have one minute to get ... (Below threshold)
C. Moore:

You have one minute to get that slurpee machine fixed.

We're Democrats, dammit, br... (Below threshold)

We're Democrats, dammit, brown people to the back of the line!

I'm telling you, he speaks ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

I'm telling you, he speaks Iranian, not Indian.

"Listen Punjab, that is not... (Below threshold)
recovered liberal democrat:

"Listen Punjab, that is not the same chicken curry you served yesterday. The President said it tasted more like crow".

I dont care who you work fo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

I dont care who you work for. One more tough question and your WH press pass is GONE, do you hear me, GONE!!!!

"No I cannot tell which one... (Below threshold)

"No I cannot tell which one smells most like Helen Thomas."

Who cares that you already ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Who cares that you already voted? Get your ass back in there and vote again. Remember straight line democrat.

I'm Gibbs, and Zeva is righ... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

I'm Gibbs, and Zeva is right back there waiting to take you so apart that Abby won't be able to tell who you were.

Listen, you're a minority -... (Below threshold)
Michael Hamm:

Listen, you're a minority - you must go left, not right. Learn your place you second class citizen.

"Don't make me go all Bruce... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Don't make me go all Bruce Lee on you Sanjeet."

Who's bright idea was it to... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Who's bright idea was it to serve the First Lady a salad?

That healthy eating crap is for the rubes.

She wants a burger and fries. Maybe some chicken fried steak. Smother it all in tikka masala sauce if you want.

Hey! I said get back over ... (Below threshold)
Jim:

Hey! I said get back over there so the president can bow to you! Who do you think you are that you can snub a presidential genuflection?

Welcome to the digital age.... (Below threshold)

Welcome to the digital age.

The Indian official:<... (Below threshold)
jim2:

The Indian official:

"I will host a grand thanks giving meal when these turkeys are finally gone. I just wish I could serve Gibbslets."

No bus for you!... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

No bus for you!

Don't mess with me, Buddy! ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Don't mess with me, Buddy! I'll have you know I'm a master of the rubber-guard.

He's only half Muslim...his... (Below threshold)
Bill Fabrizio:

He's only half Muslim...his mother was a Christian...er Catholic...er Calvinist...er Communist!

We didn't take this crap fr... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

We didn't take this crap from Kumar and I'm not going to take it from you.

I'm a little chamber pot, s... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I'm a little chamber pot, short and stout...

"Back off Punjab, or I'll u... (Below threshold)

"Back off Punjab, or I'll unleash my 'Little Teapot Kung Fu' on ya."

"Hello... my name is Peggy?... (Below threshold)

"Hello... my name is Peggy?"

I don't care what they told... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I don't care what they told you! We're not gonnna play Barack's Bullshit Bingo!

I'm telling you, he is no o... (Below threshold)
Spike:

I'm telling you, he is no ordinary man; he is our version of Vishnu.

"Get back over there and st... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Get back over there and start answering those Internet Explorer tech support calls....."

"Bhajis? We don't need no s... (Below threshold)

"Bhajis? We don't need no stinkin' Bhajis."

"Do you know who I am...?" ... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Do you know who I am...?"

"Yes sir, very much I do sir. You sir are Baghdad Bob....yes?"

"NO, it was one Pork Vindal... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"NO, it was one Pork Vindaloo, two Tandoori Masala, and one Rajasthani Bhindi...."

I have one word for you, wi... (Below threshold)
cathymv:

I have one word for you, wingnut: Get Out

Gibbs to Kevin Aylward's In... (Below threshold)
Sheik Yur Bouty:

Gibbs to Kevin Aylward's Indian representative:

I don't care what Kevin's excuse is. You tell him I will pull the President out of this caption contest and not let him in any more until Kevin announces last week's winner!

Gibbsy demonstrates how 0 i... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Gibbsy demonstrates how 0 is improving our stature in the world.

Look, Macaca, or whatever y... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

Look, Macaca, or whatever your name is, I work for President Obama, so you do what I say and that's the end of it.

DRUDGEBREAKING: In a little... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

DRUDGEBREAKING: In a little publicized altercation last week. Robert Gibbs poked an unnamed Indian official in his eyes and wrecked 'em. Developing...

I give up! Are you Bobby Ji... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

I give up! Are you Bobby Jindal or Nikki Haley?

Gibbs fails sobriety test; ... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Gibbs fails sobriety test; unable to find nose with either finger.

Robert Gibbs unable to find... (Below threshold)

Robert Gibbs unable to find his ass with both hands.

"Hey, I'm the only one arou... (Below threshold)
Darin H:

"Hey, I'm the only one around here with permission to lie my ass off"

Get that booger off of your... (Below threshold)
ron:

Get that booger off of your nose before we go in there!

The "colored only" entrance... (Below threshold)
Brad:

The "colored only" entrance is around back. This is "white only."

Sacred cows my ass- I was i... (Below threshold)
Wiglaf:

Sacred cows my ass- I was in a 7-11 once- you people sell beef jerky. NOW GET HER A HAMBURGER!

Our response to the electio... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Our response to the elections? We're going left, of course!

Sanjay- "Ye... (Below threshold)
914:

Sanjay-


"Yes,the pompous ass went that way"

Listen! If we were back in ... (Below threshold)
tom:

Listen! If we were back in the States I'd be telling you to get back on the plantation!

See, that's the door I will... (Below threshold)
Silver Bullet:

See, that's the door I will go out of when I get fired. No. I won't let it hit me in the ass on the way out!

If Johnnie # 5 can go in th... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

If Johnnie # 5 can go in there, then why can't I?

"Kumar, one more word about... (Below threshold)
utbw42:

"Kumar, one more word about 'sowing your royal oats' and I'm going to drown your cow."

Gibbs just can't figure out... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

Gibbs just can't figure out where to point the blame!

Gibbs expresses his frustra... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

Gibbs expresses his frustration that the Obama Mind Trick does not work outside of Democratic controlled regions of the United States.

"Who do you think you are a... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Who do you think you are asking me a question about the US economy? "

Gibbs shows why he's such a... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Gibbs shows why he's such as ASSet to the administration.

gibbs-"Why ... (Below threshold)
914:

gibbs-


"Why you little galoob!' Go get my suite ready or no Barney for you!!"

I don't care how many rupee... (Below threshold)
justbob:

I don't care how many rupee's you have and the fact she is screwing all of America the first lady is just visiting the workers in the red light diatrict.

I'm telling you the seas ha... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I'm telling you the seas have been falling, and the earth is healing!

Depressed secretary-<... (Below threshold)
914:

Depressed secretary-

"Im telling you this president will grow your economy! Dont listen to FOX news! Watch CNN!"

"Hey Pasqual, where do I ta... (Below threshold)
914:

"Hey Pasqual, where do I take a galoob?"

Obama? He went that way. ... (Below threshold)
clear mind:

Obama? He went that way. He's trying to get a round of golf in before we leave the country!

Gibbs: "You say the elephan... (Below threshold)

Gibbs: "You say the elephant rides are this way?"
Indian official: "Yes, yes, just be careful not to step in any galoob."

#83hahahaha... (Below threshold)
914:

#83


hahahahahahahahah

Gibbs: "Big white, ...er br... (Below threshold)

Gibbs: "Big white, ...er brown, chief make-um powerful magic. want-um many gifts. Or make-um much evil here."
Indian official: "We aren't that kind of indians, dork."

"Staying Alive" Ur not doin... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

"Staying Alive" Ur not doin it riht

No dammit, if you say that ... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

No dammit, if you say that one more time it'll be under the damn bus, not in the back of it.

I don't care if you are the... (Below threshold)
RAH:

I don't care if you are the Governor of Louisiana, you know as well as I and everyone else in the MSM that the BP oil spill was all Bushs' fault....

Gosh, do you have to talk l... (Below threshold)
RAH:

Gosh, do you have to talk like that, Vice President Biden was right....I can't understand a word you are saying, I said "Cherry Slurpies," for the girls and you got us Rockin Raspberry...now go get us Cherry or Michelle is going to be pissed.

What do you mean nobody her... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

What do you mean nobody here can figure out how to integrate the teleprompter into the building's PA system?!? Both manufacturers' help desks are just across town!!!!!!

"This is one of those times... (Below threshold)

"This is one of those times I really regret that whole Ghandi non-violence thing"

I said the President likes ... (Below threshold)
Kenneyraisin:

I said the President likes his blow on his nightstand at night, not on his teleprompter.

Gosh, do you have to talk l... (Below threshold)

Gosh, do you have to talk like that, Vice President Biden was right....

Cut off my left hand for pe... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Cut off my left hand for peeking under her
burqa? OK, go ahead if it helps my boss's
poll numbers.

Don't you dare point that m... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Don't you dare point that microphone at me! I'm a PRESS secretary!

This is the LAST sobriety t... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

This is the LAST sobriety test I'm gonna take from a "macaca"!

Set up the President's pray... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Set up the President's prayer rug to face
directly to WALL STREET!

I said....CLEAN-UP at table... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

I said....CLEAN-UP at table ONE, STAT!..the
one the President's dancing on. Don't you
understand ENGLISH??!!!

He's the President! If you ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

He's the President! If you want to keep
badgering for tips, see Volker or Geithner!

Listen Hadji, I'm telling y... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Listen Hadji, I'm telling you this one last time...Dr. Benton Quest is not on the list...so get out of here

If you insist Mahatma Gandh... (Below threshold)

If you insist Mahatma Gandhi's such a wisdom and ethical-superiority-success, go try his silly stuff on Putin and/or on Pyongyang's and Peking's predators!

I don't care if they are pa... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

I don't care if they are part of your culture...President Obama is not giving a speech with a bunch of elephants in the background!...Now get in there and cover them up or take them down!

What do mean you haven't se... (Below threshold)
SayHeyDK:

What do mean you haven't seen the emperor's clothes. I put them over there just 10 minutes ago!

Gibbs is supposed to be a p... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Gibbs is supposed to be a professional communicator.

You'd think he'd be better at it.

Now put that thing back whe... (Below threshold)

Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me . . .!

"I'm not your Mom and stop ... (Below threshold)

"I'm not your Mom and stop saying goodbye to me... now where the f--k is Bombay."

"Just shut up and leave. T... (Below threshold)

"Just shut up and leave. This function is for the Cleveland Indians."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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