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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: November 12, 2010 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


White House press secretary Robert Gibbs (R) argues with an official from the Indian Prime Minister's office after the travelling White House press pool were initially refused entry to the bilateral meeting between U.S. President Barack Obama and India's Prime Minister Manmohan Singh at Hyderabad House in New Delhi, November 8, 2010. White House Trip Director Marvin Nicholson (C) looks on. REUTERS/Jason Reed (INDIA - Tags: POLITICS IMAGES OF THE DAY)


Winners for last weeks contest and this weekends contest will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries.

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Comments (108)

Don't make me tell you agai... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by john1v6 | November 12, 2010 7:06 AM | Score: 22 (22 votes cast)
john1v6:

Don't make me tell you again: Get over there and get the President a Slurpee

1. Posted by john1v6 | November 12, 2010 7:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 22 (22 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:06

You guys shoot off one more... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:06 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
fustian:

You guys shoot off one more missile in California and I think I can guarantee you'll get a strong letter in response!

2. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:06

Listen here Apu, we need 10... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:11 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

Listen here Apu, we need 10 or 20 teleprompters installed stat, starting with one right there.

3. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:11

'Pull my Finger' Russian Ro... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 7:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

'Pull my Finger' Russian Roulette

4. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 7:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:12

"OK, I've listened to your ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 12, 2010 7:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

"OK, I've listened to your point. Now shut up, and keep your eye on MY POINTERS."

5. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 12, 2010 7:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:14

"Been there, done that."</p... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 12, 2010 7:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

"Been there, done that."

6. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 12, 2010 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:15

Our Fed can print more mone... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Our Fed can print more money on a Tuesday than your little metric numbers even go up to!

7. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:16

Nuance.... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by smitch | November 12, 2010 7:18 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
smitch:

Nuance.

8. Posted by smitch | November 12, 2010 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:18

"One more time: Up is Down,... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by alanstorm | November 12, 2010 7:19 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
alanstorm:

"One more time: Up is Down, Left is Right..."

9. Posted by alanstorm | November 12, 2010 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:19

"I know the President said ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 12, 2010 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

"I know the President said the US is no longer the economic 'leader', but you still have to obey to our demands to let the press into the meeting."

10. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 12, 2010 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:21

Thought bubble over Indian ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Eric | November 12, 2010 7:21 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Eric:

Thought bubble over Indian - "Soon enough you will be serving ME a Slurpee you arrogant prick."

11. Posted by Eric | November 12, 2010 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (13 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:21

"If you pull this finger, S... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Jay Wills | November 12, 2010 7:23 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Jay Wills:

"If you pull this finger, Skittles will shoot out of the other one!"

12. Posted by Jay Wills | November 12, 2010 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:23

Listen here Samir, all the ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:24 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

Listen here Samir, all the teleprompters are all in Hindi. You a racist?

13. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:24

"You are so lucky Biden isn... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 12, 2010 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

"You are so lucky Biden isn't here; now open that door."

14. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 12, 2010 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:24

I told you, go get Presiden... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Eric | November 12, 2010 7:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Eric:

I told you, go get President Obama a hamburger.

15. Posted by Eric | November 12, 2010 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:25

Butt out, or you'll be eati... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by pibill | November 12, 2010 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pibill:

Butt out, or you'll be eating my haymaker left knuckle sandwich!

16. Posted by pibill | November 12, 2010 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:26

What moron put tea in the P... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:26 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

What moron put tea in the President's suite? He starts out the day with coffee and cigarettes.

Never tea.

17. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:26

I told you to get to the ba... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Eric | November 12, 2010 7:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Eric:

I told you to get to the back of the bus.

18. Posted by Eric | November 12, 2010 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:28

Smell my finger or get out!... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by al | November 12, 2010 7:32 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
al:

Smell my finger or get out!

19. Posted by al | November 12, 2010 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:32

What do you mean there aren... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

What do you mean there aren't any teleprompter jacks in the Indian Parliament? How does anybody give a speech?

A minimal amount of competence seems to get them over the rough spots...

20. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:35

Which..uh..fing-uh-er..has.... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Spike | November 12, 2010 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Which..uh..fing-uh-er..has..uh..been up my ..uh..butt? Is it..uh...this one?

21. Posted by Spike | November 12, 2010 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:38

The President can't get MSN... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:38 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

The President can't get MSNBC on his TV! Don't you people know that Keith Olbermann is back on the air?

22. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:38

At $200 million a day, ther... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:41 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

At $200 million a day, there had better not be any minibar charges!

23. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:41

I'm telling you one last ti... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Spike | November 12, 2010 7:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

I'm telling you one last time, get the President some Heinz 50 sauce for his Chicken Vindaloo.

24. Posted by Spike | November 12, 2010 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:42

Thought bubble...Just two i... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Brucepall | November 12, 2010 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brucepall:

Thought bubble...Just two inches more...and this jackass will be shaking hands left-handed.

25. Posted by Brucepall | November 12, 2010 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:42

Having failed in the admini... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Upset Old Guy | November 12, 2010 7:43 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:

Having failed in the administration's effort at "Smart Deplomacy", Gibbs reverts to what he knows best, "the Chicago Way."

26. Posted by Upset Old Guy | November 12, 2010 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (10 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:43

If you keep arguing with me... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Spike | November 12, 2010 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

If you keep arguing with me, you are going to start looking like an idiot, too.

27. Posted by Spike | November 12, 2010 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:43

You have one minute to get ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by C. Moore | November 12, 2010 7:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
C. Moore:

You have one minute to get that slurpee machine fixed.

28. Posted by C. Moore | November 12, 2010 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:44

We're Democrats, dammit, br... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by dfbaskwill | November 12, 2010 7:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
dfbaskwill:

We're Democrats, dammit, brown people to the back of the line!

29. Posted by dfbaskwill | November 12, 2010 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:45

I'm telling you, he speaks ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Spike | November 12, 2010 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

I'm telling you, he speaks Iranian, not Indian.

30. Posted by Spike | November 12, 2010 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:46

"Listen Punjab, that is not... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by recovered liberal democrat | November 12, 2010 7:46 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
recovered liberal democrat:

"Listen Punjab, that is not the same chicken curry you served yesterday. The President said it tasted more like crow".

31. Posted by recovered liberal democrat | November 12, 2010 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:46

I dont care who you work fo... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by retired military | November 12, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
retired military:

I dont care who you work for. One more tough question and your WH press pass is GONE, do you hear me, GONE!!!!

32. Posted by retired military | November 12, 2010 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:52

"No I cannot tell which one... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 7:53 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"No I cannot tell which one smells most like Helen Thomas."

33. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:53

Who cares that you already ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by retired military | November 12, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Who cares that you already voted? Get your ass back in there and vote again. Remember straight line democrat.

34. Posted by retired military | November 12, 2010 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:55

I'm Gibbs, and Zeva is righ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by tomg51 | November 12, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tomg51:

I'm Gibbs, and Zeva is right back there waiting to take you so apart that Abby won't be able to tell who you were.

35. Posted by tomg51 | November 12, 2010 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:55

Listen, you're a minority -... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Michael Hamm | November 12, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Hamm:

Listen, you're a minority - you must go left, not right. Learn your place you second class citizen.

36. Posted by Michael Hamm | November 12, 2010 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:55

"Don't make me go all Bruce... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 12, 2010 7:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"Don't make me go all Bruce Lee on you Sanjeet."

37. Posted by Pretzel Logic | November 12, 2010 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:56

Who's bright idea was it to... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Who's bright idea was it to serve the First Lady a salad?

That healthy eating crap is for the rubes.

She wants a burger and fries. Maybe some chicken fried steak. Smother it all in tikka masala sauce if you want.

38. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 07:57

Hey! I said get back over ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Jim | November 12, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Jim:

Hey! I said get back over there so the president can bow to you! Who do you think you are that you can snub a presidential genuflection?

39. Posted by Jim | November 12, 2010 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:00

Welcome to the digital age.... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Welcome to the digital age.

40. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:01

The Indian official:<... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by jim2 | November 12, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
jim2:

The Indian official:

"I will host a grand thanks giving meal when these turkeys are finally gone. I just wish I could serve Gibbslets."

41. Posted by jim2 | November 12, 2010 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:02

No bus for you!... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 12, 2010 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

No bus for you!

42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 12, 2010 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:06

Don't mess with me, Buddy! ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 12, 2010 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Don't mess with me, Buddy! I'll have you know I'm a master of the rubber-guard.

43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 12, 2010 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:11

He's only half Muslim...his... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Bill Fabrizio | November 12, 2010 8:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bill Fabrizio:

He's only half Muslim...his mother was a Christian...er Catholic...er Calvinist...er Communist!

44. Posted by Bill Fabrizio | November 12, 2010 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:11

We didn't take this crap fr... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 12, 2010 8:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

We didn't take this crap from Kumar and I'm not going to take it from you.

45. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 12, 2010 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:18

I'm a little chamber pot, s... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 12, 2010 8:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I'm a little chamber pot, short and stout...

46. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 12, 2010 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:20

"Back off Punjab, or I'll u... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Back off Punjab, or I'll unleash my 'Little Teapot Kung Fu' on ya."

47. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:22

"Hello... my name is Peggy?... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Hello... my name is Peggy?"

48. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:22

I don't care what they told... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 12, 2010 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I don't care what they told you! We're not gonnna play Barack's Bullshit Bingo!

49. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 12, 2010 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:23

I'm telling you, he is no o... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Spike | November 12, 2010 8:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Spike:

I'm telling you, he is no ordinary man; he is our version of Vishnu.

50. Posted by Spike | November 12, 2010 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:23

"Get back over there and st... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by zipity | November 12, 2010 8:24 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
zipity:

"Get back over there and start answering those Internet Explorer tech support calls....."

51. Posted by zipity | November 12, 2010 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:24

"Bhajis? We don't need no s... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Bhajis? We don't need no stinkin' Bhajis."

52. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:24

"Do you know who I am...?" ... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by zipity | November 12, 2010 8:26 AM | Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
zipity:

"Do you know who I am...?"

"Yes sir, very much I do sir. You sir are Baghdad Bob....yes?"

53. Posted by zipity | November 12, 2010 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (16 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:26

"NO, it was one Pork Vindal... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by zipity | November 12, 2010 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
zipity:

"NO, it was one Pork Vindaloo, two Tandoori Masala, and one Rajasthani Bhindi...."

54. Posted by zipity | November 12, 2010 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:30

I have one word for you, wi... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by cathymv | November 12, 2010 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
cathymv:

I have one word for you, wingnut: Get Out

55. Posted by cathymv | November 12, 2010 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:32

Gibbs to Kevin Aylward's In... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | November 12, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Sheik Yur Bouty:

Gibbs to Kevin Aylward's Indian representative:

I don't care what Kevin's excuse is. You tell him I will pull the President out of this caption contest and not let him in any more until Kevin announces last week's winner!

56. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | November 12, 2010 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (12 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:38

Gibbsy demonstrates how 0 i... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 12, 2010 8:44 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

Gibbsy demonstrates how 0 is improving our stature in the world.

57. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 12, 2010 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:44

Look, Macaca, or whatever y... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Mark L | November 12, 2010 8:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Mark L:

Look, Macaca, or whatever your name is, I work for President Obama, so you do what I say and that's the end of it.

58. Posted by Mark L | November 12, 2010 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:48

DRUDGEBREAKING: In a little... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | November 12, 2010 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

DRUDGEBREAKING: In a little publicized altercation last week. Robert Gibbs poked an unnamed Indian official in his eyes and wrecked 'em. Developing...

59. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | November 12, 2010 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:48

I give up! Are you Bobby Ji... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Joe Miller | November 12, 2010 8:57 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Joe Miller:

I give up! Are you Bobby Jindal or Nikki Haley?

60. Posted by Joe Miller | November 12, 2010 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:57

Gibbs fails sobriety test; ... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Joe Miller | November 12, 2010 8:59 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Joe Miller:

Gibbs fails sobriety test; unable to find nose with either finger.

61. Posted by Joe Miller | November 12, 2010 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 08:59

Robert Gibbs unable to find... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 9:02 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Robert Gibbs unable to find his ass with both hands.

62. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 09:02

"Hey, I'm the only one arou... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Darin H | November 12, 2010 9:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Darin H:

"Hey, I'm the only one around here with permission to lie my ass off"

63. Posted by Darin H | November 12, 2010 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 09:40

Get that booger off of your... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by ron | November 12, 2010 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ron:

Get that booger off of your nose before we go in there!

64. Posted by ron | November 12, 2010 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 09:41

The "colored only" entrance... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Brad | November 12, 2010 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Brad:

The "colored only" entrance is around back. This is "white only."

65. Posted by Brad | November 12, 2010 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 09:49

Sacred cows my ass- I was i... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Wiglaf | November 12, 2010 10:16 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Wiglaf:

Sacred cows my ass- I was in a 7-11 once- you people sell beef jerky. NOW GET HER A HAMBURGER!

66. Posted by Wiglaf | November 12, 2010 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 10:16

Our response to the electio... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by GarandFan | November 12, 2010 10:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Our response to the elections? We're going left, of course!

67. Posted by GarandFan | November 12, 2010 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 10:17

Sanjay- "Ye... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by 914 | November 12, 2010 10:42 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
914:

Sanjay-


"Yes,the pompous ass went that way"

68. Posted by 914 | November 12, 2010 10:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 10:42

Listen! If we were back in ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by tom | November 12, 2010 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tom:

Listen! If we were back in the States I'd be telling you to get back on the plantation!

69. Posted by tom | November 12, 2010 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 10:46

See, that's the door I will... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Silver Bullet | November 12, 2010 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Silver Bullet:

See, that's the door I will go out of when I get fired. No. I won't let it hit me in the ass on the way out!

70. Posted by Silver Bullet | November 12, 2010 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 11:04

If Johnnie # 5 can go in th... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by BluesHarper | November 12, 2010 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

If Johnnie # 5 can go in there, then why can't I?

71. Posted by BluesHarper | November 12, 2010 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 11:05

"Kumar, one more word about... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by utbw42 | November 12, 2010 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
utbw42:

"Kumar, one more word about 'sowing your royal oats' and I'm going to drown your cow."

72. Posted by utbw42 | November 12, 2010 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 11:06

Gibbs just can't figure out... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Rick13 | November 12, 2010 11:07 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Rick13:

Gibbs just can't figure out where to point the blame!

73. Posted by Rick13 | November 12, 2010 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 11:07

Gibbs expresses his frustra... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by CDR M | November 12, 2010 11:33 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
CDR M:

Gibbs expresses his frustration that the Obama Mind Trick does not work outside of Democratic controlled regions of the United States.

74. Posted by CDR M | November 12, 2010 11:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (11 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 11:33

"Who do you think you are a... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by retired military | November 12, 2010 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"Who do you think you are asking me a question about the US economy? "

75. Posted by retired military | November 12, 2010 11:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 11:40

Gibbs shows why he's such a... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 12, 2010 11:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

Gibbs shows why he's such as ASSet to the administration.

76. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 12, 2010 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 11:42

gibbs-"Why ... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by 914 | November 12, 2010 11:53 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
914:

gibbs-


"Why you little galoob!' Go get my suite ready or no Barney for you!!"

77. Posted by 914 | November 12, 2010 11:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 11:53

I don't care how many rupee... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by justbob | November 12, 2010 12:01 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
justbob:

I don't care how many rupee's you have and the fact she is screwing all of America the first lady is just visiting the workers in the red light diatrict.

78. Posted by justbob | November 12, 2010 12:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 12:01

I'm telling you the seas ha... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

I'm telling you the seas have been falling, and the earth is healing!

79. Posted by fustian | November 12, 2010 12:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 12:08

Depressed secretary-<... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by 914 | November 12, 2010 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Depressed secretary-

"Im telling you this president will grow your economy! Dont listen to FOX news! Watch CNN!"

80. Posted by 914 | November 12, 2010 12:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 12:27

"Hey Pasqual, where do I ta... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by 914 | November 12, 2010 1:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

"Hey Pasqual, where do I take a galoob?"

81. Posted by 914 | November 12, 2010 1:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 13:00

Obama? He went that way. ... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by clear mind | November 12, 2010 1:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
clear mind:

Obama? He went that way. He's trying to get a round of golf in before we leave the country!

82. Posted by clear mind | November 12, 2010 1:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 13:03

Gibbs: "You say the elephan... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 1:04 PM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Gibbs: "You say the elephant rides are this way?"
Indian official: "Yes, yes, just be careful not to step in any galoob."

83. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 1:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 13:04

#83hahahaha... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by 914 | November 12, 2010 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

#83


hahahahahahahahah

84. Posted by 914 | November 12, 2010 1:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 13:10

Gibbs: "Big white, ...er br... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 1:21 PM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Gibbs: "Big white, ...er brown, chief make-um powerful magic. want-um many gifts. Or make-um much evil here."
Indian official: "We aren't that kind of indians, dork."

85. Posted by rodney dill | November 12, 2010 1:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 13:21

"Staying Alive" Ur not doin... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by tomg51 | November 12, 2010 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tomg51:

"Staying Alive" Ur not doin it riht

86. Posted by tomg51 | November 12, 2010 3:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 15:26

No dammit, if you say that ... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Gmac | November 12, 2010 3:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

No dammit, if you say that one more time it'll be under the damn bus, not in the back of it.

87. Posted by Gmac | November 12, 2010 3:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 15:36

I don't care if you are the... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by RAH | November 12, 2010 4:17 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
RAH:

I don't care if you are the Governor of Louisiana, you know as well as I and everyone else in the MSM that the BP oil spill was all Bushs' fault....

88. Posted by RAH | November 12, 2010 4:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 16:17

Gosh, do you have to talk l... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by RAH | November 12, 2010 4:25 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
RAH:

Gosh, do you have to talk like that, Vice President Biden was right....I can't understand a word you are saying, I said "Cherry Slurpies," for the girls and you got us Rockin Raspberry...now go get us Cherry or Michelle is going to be pissed.

89. Posted by RAH | November 12, 2010 4:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 16:25

What do you mean nobody her... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 12, 2010 5:52 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

What do you mean nobody here can figure out how to integrate the teleprompter into the building's PA system?!? Both manufacturers' help desks are just across town!!!!!!

90. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 12, 2010 5:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 17:52

"This is one of those times... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 12, 2010 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"This is one of those times I really regret that whole Ghandi non-violence thing"

91. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 12, 2010 5:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 17:56

I said the President likes ... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Kenneyraisin | November 12, 2010 5:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kenneyraisin:

I said the President likes his blow on his nightstand at night, not on his teleprompter.

92. Posted by Kenneyraisin | November 12, 2010 5:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 17:59

Gosh, do you have to talk l... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Premium Links Directory | November 12, 2010 6:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Premium Links Directory:

Gosh, do you have to talk like that, Vice President Biden was right....

93. Posted by Premium Links Directory | November 12, 2010 6:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 18:48

Cut off my left hand for pe... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | November 12, 2010 9:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

Cut off my left hand for peeking under her
burqa? OK, go ahead if it helps my boss's
poll numbers.

94. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | November 12, 2010 9:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 21:26

Don't you dare point that m... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by GarandFan | November 12, 2010 9:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Don't you dare point that microphone at me! I'm a PRESS secretary!

95. Posted by GarandFan | November 12, 2010 9:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 21:26

This is the LAST sobriety t... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | November 12, 2010 9:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

This is the LAST sobriety test I'm gonna take from a "macaca"!

96. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | November 12, 2010 9:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 21:30

Set up the President's pray... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | November 12, 2010 9:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

Set up the President's prayer rug to face
directly to WALL STREET!

97. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | November 12, 2010 9:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 21:35

I said....CLEAN-UP at table... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | November 12, 2010 9:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

I said....CLEAN-UP at table ONE, STAT!..the
one the President's dancing on. Don't you
understand ENGLISH??!!!

98. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | November 12, 2010 9:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 21:48

He's the President! If you ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | November 12, 2010 9:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

He's the President! If you want to keep
badgering for tips, see Volker or Geithner!

99. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | November 12, 2010 9:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 12, 2010 21:51

Listen Hadji, I'm telling y... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Jeff | November 13, 2010 4:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff:

Listen Hadji, I'm telling you this one last time...Dr. Benton Quest is not on the list...so get out of here

100. Posted by Jeff | November 13, 2010 4:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 13, 2010 04:05

If you insist Mahatma Gandh... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | November 13, 2010 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian Richard Allen:

If you insist Mahatma Gandhi's such a wisdom and ethical-superiority-success, go try his silly stuff on Putin and/or on Pyongyang's and Peking's predators!

101. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | November 13, 2010 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 13, 2010 09:47

I don't care if they are pa... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Jeff | November 13, 2010 11:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff:

I don't care if they are part of your culture...President Obama is not giving a speech with a bunch of elephants in the background!...Now get in there and cover them up or take them down!

102. Posted by Jeff | November 13, 2010 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 13, 2010 11:25

What do mean you haven't se... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by SayHeyDK | November 13, 2010 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SayHeyDK:

What do mean you haven't seen the emperor's clothes. I put them over there just 10 minutes ago!

103. Posted by SayHeyDK | November 13, 2010 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 13, 2010 11:27

Gibbs is supposed to be a p... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by fustian | November 13, 2010 10:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Gibbs is supposed to be a professional communicator.

You'd think he'd be better at it.

104. Posted by fustian | November 13, 2010 10:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 13, 2010 22:27

Now put that thing back whe... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 13, 2010 11:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me . . .!

105. Posted by Korla Pundit | November 13, 2010 11:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 13, 2010 23:07

"I'm not your Mom and stop ... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2010 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"I'm not your Mom and stop saying goodbye to me... now where the f--k is Bombay."

106. Posted by rodney dill | November 14, 2010 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 14, 2010 07:45

"Just shut up and leave. T... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by D. Dean | November 14, 2010 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Dean:

"Just shut up and leave. This function is for the Cleveland Indians."

107. Posted by D. Dean | November 14, 2010 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 14, 2010 08:37

Update: <... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | November 15, 2010 1:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries.

108. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | November 15, 2010 1:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 15, 2010 01:46




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