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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: November 26, 2010 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


President Barack Obama distributes food at Martha?s Table, a charity providing food and shelter to poor people, a day before Thanksgiving. Obama has saidthe United States is 'hurting' as he used a Thanksgiving address to call for support for US troops and cooperation from his rivals in a divided Washington.(AFP/Mandel Ngan)


Due to an excessive amount of work I've been doing behind the scenes to move all of our sites to a new server, I wasn't able to post last week's winners. Winners for last week and this week will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (87)

Dateline 2013The Oba... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:22 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Dateline 2013
The Obama's go to a soup kitchen after causing the financial collaspe of America.

1. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:22

Obama "And I command thee t... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama "And I command thee turkey BE HEALED"

2. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:23

Obama demonstrates his idea... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:24 AM | Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama demonstrates his idea of redistributing the wealth by giving away other people's food.

3. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (17 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:24

VP Biden was overheard sayi... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:24 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
retired military:

VP Biden was overheard saying "Why dont these people just buy their Thanksgiving dinner in a store like everyone else?"

4. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:24

Finally Obama sees the face... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:25 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Finally Obama sees the faces of the people that he is "helping"

5. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:25

"Mr President, I voted for ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:26 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
retired military:

"Mr President, I voted for hope and change. Well I changed my status to unemployed and my hopes keep getting dashed"

6. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:26

Irony - Obama finally meets... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Irony - Obama finally meets the people whom his policies have put out of work.

7. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:26

VP BIden - "You mean go ou... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:27 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

VP BIden - "You mean go out there and SERVE THEM?? But but they're poor!!!!!"

8. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:27

The winners of a class acti... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:28 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

The winners of a class action lawsuit against Obama and his policies line up to collect their winnings.

9. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:28

Obama "Would you like some ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:29 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama "Would you like some arugala with that?"

10. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (13 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:29

Obama shows that yes you ca... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:30 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama shows that yes you can appear arrogant even while giving away food to the poor.

11. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:30

Obama thought bubble "Oh go... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:31 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama thought bubble "Oh god, please dont touch me, please dont touch me. Noone knows what kind of germs you have. Why oh why do I have to interact with these commoners?"

12. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:31

Obama in training for his n... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:32 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama in training for his next job.

13. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:32

Obama finally has found a ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:33 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama finally has found a job to meet his qualifications.

14. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (12 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:33

Obama thought bubble "If I ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:35 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama thought bubble "If I hear one more Arugula comment I am going to have the Secret Service shoot someone"

15. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:35

Obama thought bubble "No Ar... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:36 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama thought bubble "No Arugula!!!! What kind of place is this??? No class at all"

16. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:36

Obama "And Michelle grew th... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:37 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama "And Michelle grew these in her very own garden"

17. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:37

When questioned about takin... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Faith+1 | November 26, 2010 7:37 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Faith+1:

When questioned about taking the free meal he replied, "I won."

18. Posted by Faith+1 | November 26, 2010 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:37

Obama "and remember VOTE FO... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama "and remember VOTE FOR ME for more hope and change"

19. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:38

At the ACORN training sessi... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

At the ACORN training session Obama demonstrates democratic vote getting techniques.

20. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:38

Repeatedly the staff had to... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Faith+1 | November 26, 2010 7:38 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Repeatedly the staff had to remind the POTUS that the secret to feeding the masses wasn't to make smaller slices of the same pie, but to make more pies.

21. Posted by Faith+1 | November 26, 2010 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:38

When the TOTUS was offline ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Faith+1 | November 26, 2010 7:41 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Faith+1:

When the TOTUS was offline Obama was heard to reply "I'm welcome."

22. Posted by Faith+1 | November 26, 2010 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (12 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:41

Here, take a pie. Michele s... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 26, 2010 7:42 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Here, take a pie. Michele said it was OK, Just this once.

23. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 26, 2010 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:42

The President was photograp... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 26, 2010 7:46 AM | Score: 10 (14 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

The President was photographed today handing out goodie bags at a party for outgoing House Democrats.

24. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 26, 2010 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (14 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:46

"my part was to cavity sear... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by rbee | November 26, 2010 7:48 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rbee:

"my part was to cavity search each of these packages"

25. Posted by rbee | November 26, 2010 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:48

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!"... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by rodney dill | November 26, 2010 7:58 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!"

26. Posted by rodney dill | November 26, 2010 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:58

No, we are not serving turk... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Maddox | November 26, 2010 7:59 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Maddox:

No, we are not serving turkey here. I am not a cannibal.

27. Posted by Maddox | November 26, 2010 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:59

I was willing to pardon Tom... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by rodney dill | November 26, 2010 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

I was willing to pardon Tom Turkey, but DeLay... not so much...

28. Posted by rodney dill | November 26, 2010 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 07:59

"Thanks to the $187,000 per... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by rodney dill | November 26, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Thanks to the $187,000 per hour AirForce One I'm able to bring you this meal."

29. Posted by rodney dill | November 26, 2010 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 08:01

"No caption contest winners... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Jay Tea | November 26, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"No caption contest winners, Mr. Aylward? NO SOUP FOR YOU!"

J.

30. Posted by Jay Tea | November 26, 2010 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 08:02

2013: unemployed, homeless,... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Hawk777 | November 26, 2010 8:14 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Hawk777:

2013: unemployed, homeless, ignorant and socialist is no way to go through life, obama.

31. Posted by Hawk777 | November 26, 2010 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (11 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 08:14

"No, no, please take it. J... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by DaveD | November 26, 2010 8:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DaveD:

"No, no, please take it. Just for today my wife says all this food is OK."

32. Posted by DaveD | November 26, 2010 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 08:16

Now "waiting" at Martha's T... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by xiphos | November 26, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
xiphos:

Now "waiting" at Martha's Table .............. The First Lady!

33. Posted by xiphos | November 26, 2010 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 08:22

The Guinness World Records ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by jim2 | November 26, 2010 8:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
jim2:

The Guinness World Records team spent their Thanksgiving responding to multiple reports of a turkey handing out pies.

34. Posted by jim2 | November 26, 2010 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 08:26

Dateline June 2011 Presiden... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Dateline June 2011 President Obama dedicates the opening of the government's 1 millionth soup kitchen.

35. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 08:33

Barry steps in to play 'pie... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by GarandFan | November 26, 2010 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Barry steps in to play 'pie police'. After all, "it's for the children".

36. Posted by GarandFan | November 26, 2010 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 08:47

Boy, ya don't see that ever... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by pibill | November 26, 2010 8:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
pibill:

Boy, ya don't see that everyday--a turkey serving turkey!

37. Posted by pibill | November 26, 2010 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 08:53

Got your picture?I... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 8:53 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

Got your picture?

I'm outa here then. I'm late for golf.

38. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 08:53

Michelle was supposed to be... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Michelle was supposed to be here, but she just said, "let them eat cake."

39. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 08:55

Washington's biggest turkey... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 26, 2010 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Washington's biggest turkey hands out turkeys to the poor, whose numbers are growing thanks to his economic incompetence.

40. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 26, 2010 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 09:09

FLOTUS didn't appear at the... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 26, 2010 9:10 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

FLOTUS didn't appear at the Soup Kitchen cause she was told she couldn't wear her $500 sneakers to the photo-op.

41. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 26, 2010 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 09:10

Obama "Sorry, no ham this y... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 9:11 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama "Sorry, no ham this year. We dont want to offend the Muslims"

42. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 09:11

Martha's Table?!? Are you ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 26, 2010 9:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Martha's Table?!? Are you sure I shouldn't be spending Thanksgiving at Martha's Vineyard?

43. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 26, 2010 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 09:12

The line would have moved f... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 26, 2010 9:17 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The line would have moved faster if it hadn't been for the mess Obama inherited from the previous volunteer.

44. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 26, 2010 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (10 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 09:17

Obama "And dont forget your... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 9:17 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama "And dont forget your IRS Form 1129 to declare this as gift income".

45. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (10 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 09:17

Obama makes a guest appeara... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 9:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama makes a guest appearance at an ACORN training seminar on how to bribe people to vote for democrats.

46. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 09:28

Well, there's one job saved... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 9:34 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Well, there's one job saved or created

47. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 09:34

The people have no bread!<b... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | November 26, 2010 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

The people have no bread!
Then let them eat pie.

48. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | November 26, 2010 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 09:42

Do the hustle... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by 914 | November 26, 2010 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Do the hustle

49. Posted by 914 | November 26, 2010 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 09:53

"Waffles AND chicken? get o... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by rodney dill | November 26, 2010 9:59 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Waffles AND chicken? get out."

50. Posted by rodney dill | November 26, 2010 9:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 09:59

"I only came 'cause I thoug... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by rodney dill | November 26, 2010 10:02 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"I only came 'cause I thought we were going to be eating on Martha's Tab."

51. Posted by rodney dill | November 26, 2010 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 10:02

Peon "Here you go Mr. Presi... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by howcome | November 26, 2010 10:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
howcome:

Peon "Here you go Mr. President, the last of my belongings. I hope this settles my IRS debt." Obama "I don't know about that, but rest assured my family will have a happy Thanksgiving. Next!"

52. Posted by howcome | November 26, 2010 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 10:18

If only the Republicans wou... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by itismedavid | November 26, 2010 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

If only the Republicans would work with me, we could be giving all these people green jobs instead of food.

53. Posted by itismedavid | November 26, 2010 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 10:31

Finally, a job he's actuall... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Clancy | November 26, 2010 10:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Clancy:

Finally, a job he's actually qualified for..

54. Posted by Clancy | November 26, 2010 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 10:36

"Here you are, an apple pie... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Upset Old Guy | November 26, 2010 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:

"Here you are, an apple pie and 5,000 Obama-bucks. The Obama-bucks will become our official currency come December 1st when I issue the proclamation.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Next."

55. Posted by Upset Old Guy | November 26, 2010 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 10:43

President Obama handed out ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

President Obama handed out the first offical IOU to people expecting income tax returns this year.

56. Posted by retired military | November 26, 2010 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 10:49

President Barack Obama dist... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Brad | November 26, 2010 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad:

President Barack Obama distributing microcosms of his political agenda.

57. Posted by Brad | November 26, 2010 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 10:54

Obama thought bubble: {Dam... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 26, 2010 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Obama thought bubble: {Damn, Michelle's playing her little games again, telling me we would be spending the day at Martha's Table and letting me think Ms. Stewart had invited us to dinner.}

58. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 26, 2010 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 10:57

Gimme that! You have enoug... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by CDR M | November 26, 2010 11:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
CDR M:

Gimme that! You have enough.

59. Posted by CDR M | November 26, 2010 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 11:29

Amazing! When you suck all ... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by clear mind | November 26, 2010 11:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
clear mind:

Amazing! When you suck all the hot air out of Joe biden this is all you have left?

60. Posted by clear mind | November 26, 2010 11:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 11:45

Obama. Redistributing what... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by jester | November 26, 2010 12:05 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
jester:

Obama. Redistributing what's left of this country's wealth.

61. Posted by jester | November 26, 2010 12:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 12:05

Get your tofu turkey here n... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Stan | November 26, 2010 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan:

Get your tofu turkey here now. It is good for you, because Moochelle said so.

62. Posted by Stan | November 26, 2010 12:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 12:22

Here ya go Mr President, an... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by GarandFan | November 26, 2010 12:42 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Here ya go Mr President, another helping of "humble pie" to go along with those election results.

63. Posted by GarandFan | November 26, 2010 12:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 12:42

"Sorry, we only have turkey... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 26, 2010 1:23 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

"Sorry, we only have turkey left. I ate all the crow."

64. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 26, 2010 1:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 13:23

"No, I'm not really qualifi... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by rodney dill | November 26, 2010 1:45 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"No, I'm not really qualified for this job either.... Palin made the moose roast."

65. Posted by rodney dill | November 26, 2010 1:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 13:45

Soetoro: "Here's your chan... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by 914 | November 26, 2010 1:49 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
914:

Soetoro: "Here's your change and be sure to vote for me in 2012."

Jiminez: ".25 cents?? I gave you a c-note!"


Soetoro: "We all must do our part."

66. Posted by 914 | November 26, 2010 1:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 13:49

"Sorry, I can't comment on ... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 26, 2010 1:57 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

"Sorry, I can't comment on the Korean crisis right now. I have to focus on this important photo-op, um, I mean-spirit of giving."

67. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 26, 2010 1:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 13:57

NO, you can't have it, it's... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by clear mind | November 26, 2010 2:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
clear mind:

NO, you can't have it, it's mine. Moochie told me to bring home another turkey!

68. Posted by clear mind | November 26, 2010 2:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 14:33

"Boy, I hope all these poor... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 26, 2010 3:25 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

"Boy, I hope all these poor people stop coming in. I got a hoops game to make."

69. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 26, 2010 3:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 15:25

HERE, I will leave you hold... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by just bob | November 26, 2010 3:35 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
just bob:

HERE, I will leave you holding the bag,

70. Posted by just bob | November 26, 2010 3:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 15:35

They really appreciate Obam... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 3:47 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

They really appreciate Obama down at the soup kitchen since he's largely been responsible for the big increase in business.

71. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 3:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 15:47

Man: "Hey, wait a minute! ... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Jason Author Profile Page | November 26, 2010 3:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jason Author Profile Page:

Man: "Hey, wait a minute! This is just a big bag of gas!"

Obama: "No, no. There's lots of holiday food in there."

Man: "I wasn't talking about the food."

72. Posted by Jason Author Profile Page | November 26, 2010 3:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 15:51

It's Black Friday down at M... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 3:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

It's Black Friday down at Martha's Table!

73. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 3:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 15:59

And thanks to Obama's leade... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 4:14 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

And thanks to Obama's leadership on this issue, there were millions of new homeless positions saved or created this year.

74. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 4:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 16:14

Obama is serving some South... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 4:14 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Obama is serving some South Korean kimchee to show he's in charge of the situation.

75. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 4:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 16:14

It's all part of Obama's pl... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 4:16 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

It's all part of Obama's plan to nationalize the soup kitchens.

76. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 4:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 16:16

It was either this or figur... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 4:17 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

It was either this or figure out what to do about North Korea.

77. Posted by fustian | November 26, 2010 4:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 16:17

Obama thinks if he keeps hi... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 26, 2010 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Obama thinks if he keeps his eyes shut he can't be held liable for the economic suffering of the American people.

78. Posted by Maggie Mama | November 26, 2010 4:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 16:40

This time I can't miss. The... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | November 26, 2010 6:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ken in Camarillo:

This time I can't miss. They may not like government health care, but everyone has to have food, right? We'll have a government food program mandatory for EVERYONE!

79. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | November 26, 2010 6:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 18:05

"To Serve Man? Oh my God! I... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 26, 2010 10:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

"To Serve Man? Oh my God! It's a cookbook!"

80. Posted by sarahconnor2 | November 26, 2010 10:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 22:38

He wrecks the country, and ... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by john1v6 | November 26, 2010 11:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
john1v6:

He wrecks the country, and his only punishment is a few hours of community service. Appointing the judge has its advantages

81. Posted by john1v6 | November 26, 2010 11:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2010 23:01

Lame duck jive turkey... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by 914 | November 27, 2010 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Lame duck jive turkey

82. Posted by 914 | November 27, 2010 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 27, 2010 07:20

If you want soup, Sucker, s... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | November 27, 2010 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian Richard Allen:

If you want soup, Sucker, start your own bloody soup kitchen! Now give that back!

83. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | November 27, 2010 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 27, 2010 07:27

Obama demonstrates his idea... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by olsoljer | November 27, 2010 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
olsoljer:

Obama demonstrates his idea of wealth distribution by taking away others food.

84. Posted by olsoljer | November 27, 2010 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 27, 2010 07:46

"I love the smell of bread ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by smitch | November 27, 2010 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitch:

"I love the smell of bread lines in the morning."

85. Posted by smitch | November 27, 2010 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 27, 2010 09:39

DC Safeway is one of the ar... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by chsw | November 28, 2010 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chsw:

DC Safeway is one of the areas leading employers of high-functioning Down's adults.

86. Posted by chsw | November 28, 2010 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 28, 2010 08:06

Update: <... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | November 29, 2010 2:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

87. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | November 29, 2010 2:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 29, 2010 02:10




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