Last week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was monster success. Due to some technical issue relating to our server move I was not able to post winners until now. There were many. many excellent captions not honored - you should got read the whole thread for some good laughs. The assignment last week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (914) - "Grope and change!"

2) (fustian) - "TSA: Touching Scrotum's Adoringly."

3) (jim2) - "Looking for terrorists in all the wrong places."

4) (smitch) - "Grandma sure as hell better be putting something good on the table to make this worthwhile."

5) (Pretzel Logic) - "Told ya it was bigger than Favre's."

6) (docjim505) - "And we thought that the government was jerking us around before..."

The Readers Choice Award last week went to:

(Faith+1) - "OK, one last time, sir, but you've been through the line 4 times now...."

Winners for this week will be announced shortly.