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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: December 10, 2010 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


US President Barack Obama looks through a microscope as he tours a biotech classroom at Forsyth Technical Community College in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. Obama urged Monday a refocus on scientific research and teaching, as was triggered by the launch of the Soviet's 1957 Sputnik satellite, saying it was key to future US prosperity. (AFP/Saul Loeb)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (137)

I'll be damned! You CAN see... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:09 AM | Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
fustian:

I'll be damned! You CAN see my integrity!

1. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 17 (19 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:09

My mandate seems to have sh... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:09 AM | Score: 21 (23 votes cast)
fustian:

My mandate seems to have shrunk considerably.

2. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 21 (23 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:09

Get Michelle in here. And s... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:11 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
fustian:

Get Michelle in here. And she says I don't have balls.

3. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (13 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:11

So Olbermann does have a mi... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:12 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
fustian:

So Olbermann does have a mind after all. It's just not very big.

4. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:12

President Obama examines hi... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by iwogisdead | December 10, 2010 7:13 AM | Score: 39 (41 votes cast)
iwogisdead:

President Obama examines his approval rating.

5. Posted by iwogisdead | December 10, 2010 7:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 39 (41 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:13

President Obama looks at hi... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by guido | December 10, 2010 7:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
guido:

President Obama looks at his latest approval ratings.

6. Posted by guido | December 10, 2010 7:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:13

"So, those are my approval ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Hamish | December 10, 2010 7:14 AM | Score: 30 (32 votes cast)
Hamish:

"So, those are my approval ratings?"

"No, sir. Those are your chances of re-election. To see your approval ratings, please step over to this electron microscope."

7. Posted by Hamish | December 10, 2010 7:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 30 (32 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:14

"See! I do to have balls."<... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 7:15 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"See! I do to have balls."

8. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:15

This is the initial testing... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:15 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

This is the initial testing phase for the world's smallest teleprompter.

9. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:15

"Yep... Biden's brain on th... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 7:16 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Yep... Biden's brain on the edge of a razor looks just like pea... rolling down a Four... lane... highway."

10. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:16

So that's all that's left o... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:17 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

So that's all that's left of the wikileaks guy? Too bad, that's a real shame.

11. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:17

MIchelle, I can see them no... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Joel | December 10, 2010 7:17 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Joel :

MIchelle, I can see them now.

12. Posted by Joel | December 10, 2010 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:17

Obama makes sure the font s... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 7:18 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Obama makes sure the font size of the disclaimer to his presidency is of the appropriate size for the public.

13. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:18

That's what a typical Ameri... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:19 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
fustian:

That's what a typical American would earn if you got your way Mr. President.

14. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (13 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:19

No, no, I still can't see C... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Strick | December 10, 2010 7:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Strick:

No, no, I still can't see Congress's brain...

15. Posted by Strick | December 10, 2010 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:19

From what I can see now, th... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by guido | December 10, 2010 7:19 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
guido:

From what I can see now, the benefits of the Stimulus look HUGE.

16. Posted by guido | December 10, 2010 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:19

Obama continues to diligent... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by George Tue | December 10, 2010 7:20 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
George Tue:

Obama continues to diligently search for evidence of jobs created or saved.

17. Posted by George Tue | December 10, 2010 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 16 (16 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:20

Damn, now he's gonna get a ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 7:20 AM | Score: 34 (36 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Damn, now he's gonna get a Nobel prize in medicine too.

18. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 34 (36 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:20

Obama tries to answer the e... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by guido | December 10, 2010 7:21 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
guido:

Obama tries to answer the eternal question...How many teleprompters can fit on the head of a pin?

19. Posted by guido | December 10, 2010 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:21

In search of the ever dwind... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 7:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

In search of the ever dwindling Hope and Change

20. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:22

I thought Reid and Pelosi u... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

I thought Reid and Pelosi used to be bigger?

21. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:22

Uh-oh. I can see Alaska fr... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by JD | December 10, 2010 7:22 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
JD:

Uh-oh. I can see Alaska from here.

22. Posted by JD | December 10, 2010 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:22

President Obama bowed and a... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by guido | December 10, 2010 7:26 AM | Score: 50 (52 votes cast)
guido:

President Obama bowed and apologized to bacteria today, blaming American pharmaceutical companies for the arrogant eradication of innocent diseases around the world.

23. Posted by guido | December 10, 2010 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 50 (52 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:26

(later that day)"...... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 7:27 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

(later that day)
"...and then I says, 'Damn Michelle, this makes your ass look huge,' and that's how I got another split lip."

24. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:27

After a depressing look at ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

After a depressing look at his approval ratings, Obama comes to a quick decision. Time to put Michelle on Dancing With the Stars!

25. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:27

Obama is always comforted t... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:35 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Obama is always comforted to see that the small print in the health care bill that turns us into a Marxist state is still there.

26. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:35

Obama makes sad attempt to ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Rick13 | December 10, 2010 7:36 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Rick13:

Obama makes sad attempt to see how the "little people" live.

27. Posted by Rick13 | December 10, 2010 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:36

Here we see the president l... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by txmule | December 10, 2010 7:39 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
txmule:

Here we see the president looking for the fine print exceptions to the Constitution's protections of liberties and limits to presidential authority.

28. Posted by txmule | December 10, 2010 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:39

Even this microscope can't ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 10, 2010 7:53 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Even this microscope can't give Obama a clear view of his new political reality.

29. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 10, 2010 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:53

Obama's still looking for a... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 10, 2010 7:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Obama's still looking for a way to blame Bush.

30. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 10, 2010 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:54

"With this photo the nobel ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by rbee | December 10, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
rbee:

"With this photo the nobel committee now has enough evidence to announce the 2011 peace prize winner in chemistry"

31. Posted by rbee | December 10, 2010 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:55

Searching for Democrat supp... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 10, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Searching for Democrat support is getting harder every day for this embattled President.

32. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 10, 2010 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 07:55

Obama could be a real "Myth... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 10, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Obama could be a real "MythBuster" if he'd just show us his birth certificate.

33. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 10, 2010 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 08:01

The (P)resident stares at t... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Gmac | December 10, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Gmac:

The (P)resident stares at the dwindling relevancy of the Democrat party and realizes he's going to need a bigger microscope.

34. Posted by Gmac | December 10, 2010 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 08:02

And why beholdest thou t... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 8:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? - Matthew 7:3 (King James Version)

35. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 08:03

See! There! It's right ther... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 10, 2010 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

See! There! It's right there! I knew it was Bush's fault!

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 10, 2010 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 08:04

#23 Excellent!... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 10, 2010 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

#23 Excellent!

37. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 10, 2010 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 08:10

Universal Healthscare... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Universal Healthscare

38. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 08:13

Did I see November from my ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by CZ | December 10, 2010 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CZ:

Did I see November from my house?

You betcha'!

39. Posted by CZ | December 10, 2010 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 08:14

Ah, yes, I see it! The Ame... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Hawk777 | December 10, 2010 8:19 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Hawk777:

Ah, yes, I see it! The American recovery IS huge!

40. Posted by Hawk777 | December 10, 2010 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 08:19

Obama reviews the latest ch... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by itismedavid | December 10, 2010 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Obama reviews the latest chances of pushing his agenda through the lame duck Congress.

41. Posted by itismedavid | December 10, 2010 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 08:21

Obama assists researchers s... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 10, 2010 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Obama assists researchers searching for evidence in support of the hypothesis that he is not a Socialist.

42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 10, 2010 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 08:21

"Oh-so that's what a clue l... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 10, 2010 8:23 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

"Oh-so that's what a clue looks like."

43. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 10, 2010 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 08:23

Obama spots his credibility... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Bob | December 10, 2010 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bob:

Obama spots his credibility.

44. Posted by Bob | December 10, 2010 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 08:33

Biden, you said you found m... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by SShiell | December 10, 2010 8:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
SShiell:

Biden, you said you found my credibility in here! Where? I don't see it!

45. Posted by SShiell | December 10, 2010 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 08:37

"You're saying this is when... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by zipity | December 10, 2010 8:39 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
zipity:

"You're saying this is when I got those black rings around my eyes.....?"

46. Posted by zipity | December 10, 2010 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 08:39

By golly, your right! There... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 10, 2010 8:41 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

By golly, your right! There is something we haven't taxed! How could we have missed that?

47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 10, 2010 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (11 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 08:41

Are you sure Biden's brain ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by kenneyraisin | December 10, 2010 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kenneyraisin:

Are you sure Biden's brain is on this slide?

48. Posted by kenneyraisin | December 10, 2010 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 09:04

Nope, I still don't have a ... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Hank | December 10, 2010 9:11 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hank:

Nope, I still don't have a clue...

49. Posted by Hank | December 10, 2010 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 09:11

Hey look, I can see my pol... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Astyrix | December 10, 2010 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Astyrix:

Hey look, I can see my poll numbers!

50. Posted by Astyrix | December 10, 2010 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 09:11

I see my approval rating. F... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by WildWillie | December 10, 2010 9:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
WildWillie:

I see my approval rating. Finally. ww

51. Posted by WildWillie | December 10, 2010 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 09:13

C'mon folks, give up. #23 ... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by epador | December 10, 2010 9:24 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
epador:

C'mon folks, give up. #23 is the thread winner. GO GUIDO.

52. Posted by epador | December 10, 2010 9:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 09:24

"Just as I thought. That is... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Upset Old Guy | December 10, 2010 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:

"Just as I thought. That is me on the beach, and I'm lookin' good too. I'll bet the NSA could make me a nice blow up of this picture. Maybe hang in on the wall behind my desk."

53. Posted by Upset Old Guy | December 10, 2010 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 09:30

Barry's secret invention fo... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Mikey60 | December 10, 2010 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mikey60:

Barry's secret invention for spotting his reelection chances seems to be malfunctioning.....

54. Posted by Mikey60 | December 10, 2010 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 09:32

Ones like #23 always make m... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 9:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Ones like #23 always make me groan.... 'cause I know I can't beat them. Good job Guido.

55. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 09:41

"I can see my legacy from h... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Jay | December 10, 2010 9:45 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jay:

"I can see my legacy from here."

56. Posted by Jay | December 10, 2010 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 09:45

The president pulled out hi... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by J-Ho | December 10, 2010 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
J-Ho:

The president pulled out his microscope for his weekly view of the American economy.

57. Posted by J-Ho | December 10, 2010 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 09:49

Cat scans, hernia checks, p... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by jbinnout | December 10, 2010 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jbinnout:

Cat scans, hernia checks, prostate exams, breast exams by TSA. Eye exams by DMV. Welcome to Obamacare.

58. Posted by jbinnout | December 10, 2010 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 09:49

"I swear they're here somew... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Shawn | December 10, 2010 9:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Shawn:

"I swear they're here somewhere.

They are round, small, and in a hairy sack."

59. Posted by Shawn | December 10, 2010 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 09:55

Obama's fixin' the focus. A... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Roy | December 10, 2010 10:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Roy:

Obama's fixin' the focus. All of us.

60. Posted by Roy | December 10, 2010 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 10:09

Progress! From the telesco... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by PapaWhisky | December 10, 2010 10:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
PapaWhisky:

Progress! From the telescope to the microscope, Obama steers the new NASA.

61. Posted by PapaWhisky | December 10, 2010 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 10:19

Here we see President Obama... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Marie | December 10, 2010 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marie:

Here we see President Obama looking for his shrinking political base.

62. Posted by Marie | December 10, 2010 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 10:33

Obama examines his chances ... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by PBunyan | December 10, 2010 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PBunyan:

Obama examines his chances of being re-elected.

63. Posted by PBunyan | December 10, 2010 10:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 10:37

Having failed to sucecssful... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 10, 2010 10:38 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Having failed to sucecssfully kick the ass of Sarah Palin,
Rush Limbaugh,
Conservatives,
John Boehner,
Mitch McConnell,
Republicans in general,
any Libertarians,
Business Owners,
Professionals,
the Military,
basketball buddies,
Men,
Women,
Children,
Domestic Animals,
Feral Cats,
Assorted Rodents,
Field Mice,
any of a number of miniscule insects,
and Kim Il Jong,

President Obama continues the search to find someone he can actually beat up.

64. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 10, 2010 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 10:38

Barry finally finds one job... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by GarandFan | December 10, 2010 10:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Barry finally finds one job saved by the stimulus.

65. Posted by GarandFan | December 10, 2010 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 10:38

In hind sight...?I... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by BluesHarper | December 10, 2010 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

In hind sight...?

I still have nothing.

66. Posted by BluesHarper | December 10, 2010 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 10:46

Yes, I can see it...so you ... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by jennifer | December 10, 2010 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jennifer:

Yes, I can see it...so you are saying that the cause for cancer is George Bush's fault!! I knew, it!

67. Posted by jennifer | December 10, 2010 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 10:50

"Yes, there ARE provisions ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Justrand | December 10, 2010 10:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Justrand:

"Yes, there ARE provisions in the Constitution authorizing me to take total control!"

68. Posted by Justrand | December 10, 2010 10:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 10:58

"Right there... right there... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by D. Dean | December 10, 2010 11:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
D. Dean:

"Right there... right there... well, it LOOKS like it says that I was born in the USA..."

69. Posted by D. Dean | December 10, 2010 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 11:03

Obama trying to find a part... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by wildman | December 10, 2010 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wildman:

Obama trying to find a part of the constitution he has not destroyed

70. Posted by wildman | December 10, 2010 11:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 11:10

After the 3rd nickel he fin... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 10, 2010 11:19 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

After the 3rd nickel he finally gets to Pelosi's "fan dance".

71. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 10, 2010 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 11:19

I spy with my little eye...... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 10, 2010 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

I spy with my little eye....a lot of red!

72. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 10, 2010 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 11:21

Ah, the little people... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by mark | December 10, 2010 11:24 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
mark:

Ah, the little people

73. Posted by mark | December 10, 2010 11:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 11:24

THERE'S the economy!... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by dfbaskwill | December 10, 2010 11:27 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
dfbaskwill:

THERE'S the economy!

74. Posted by dfbaskwill | December 10, 2010 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 11:27

Lookee here! The flea in th... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 10, 2010 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

Lookee here! The flea in the high wire act is doing a mid-air 180......just like me!

75. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 10, 2010 11:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 11:33

I can see Kenya from my fro... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by socal grinch | December 10, 2010 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
socal grinch:

I can see Kenya from my front porch

76. Posted by socal grinch | December 10, 2010 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 11:41

So...you're saying that a m... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 10, 2010 11:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

So...you're saying that a million units of
Bicillin IM will stop the burning when I pee?

77. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 10, 2010 11:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 11:49

So that's my legacy?... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by GarandFan | December 10, 2010 11:52 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
GarandFan:

So that's my legacy?

78. Posted by GarandFan | December 10, 2010 11:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 11:52

Damn, this new teleprompter... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Marshall McLuhan | December 10, 2010 11:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Marshall McLuhan:

Damn, this new teleprompter gonna take a whole lotta gettin used to. Where are my smokes?

79. Posted by Marshall McLuhan | December 10, 2010 11:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 11:54

"I do have the marx gene!?"... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by 914 | December 10, 2010 11:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

"I do have the marx gene!?"

80. Posted by 914 | December 10, 2010 11:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 11:57

Barry inspects hanging chad... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by 914 | December 10, 2010 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Barry inspects hanging chads in preparation for 2012

81. Posted by 914 | December 10, 2010 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 12:00

Axleholerod: "You'll notice... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by 914 | December 10, 2010 12:08 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

Axleholerod: "You'll notice the slight uptick in your hockey graph approvals after choosing the Bush doctrine of tax cuts for everyone"


82. Posted by 914 | December 10, 2010 12:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 12:08

In a rare bout of self-awar... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by mojo | December 10, 2010 12:16 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
mojo:

In a rare bout of self-awareness, the President examines his qualifications.

83. Posted by mojo | December 10, 2010 12:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 12:16

"I'm concerned we have left... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 10, 2010 12:30 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"I'm concerned we have left the people with an excess of liberty."

84. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 10, 2010 12:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 12:30

If you look really close Mr... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Burner | December 10, 2010 12:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Burner:

If you look really close Mr. President, you can see your presidency on the left!

85. Posted by Burner | December 10, 2010 12:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 12:35

and as you can see Mr. Pres... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by ColoradoRight | December 10, 2010 12:42 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
ColoradoRight:

and as you can see Mr. President - there really is no size difference between Biden's brain and Pelosi's charisma

86. Posted by ColoradoRight | December 10, 2010 12:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 12:42

WALL-E searches Obama's eye... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by tomg51 | December 10, 2010 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tomg51:

WALL-E searches Obama's eyes for any value....

then gives up and stacks him on the scrap pile

87. Posted by tomg51 | December 10, 2010 12:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 12:45

Even Obama has to admit tha... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 12:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Even Obama has to admit that Guido's chances of losing this caption contest appear to be vanishingly small.

88. Posted by fustian | December 10, 2010 12:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 12:57

...and then these nanobots ... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Timmer | December 10, 2010 1:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Timmer:

...and then these nanobots slowly but surely reduce the brain's higher reasoning functions and, Tah Dah! Second term in the bag.

89. Posted by Timmer | December 10, 2010 1:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 13:07

And Obama searches for his ... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Mycroft | December 10, 2010 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mycroft:

And Obama searches for his guts, after he refuses to stand up to the GOP on tax cuts. But he is going to need a better microscope for that.

90. Posted by Mycroft | December 10, 2010 1:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 13:08

Obama sets a new record tim... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by tomg51 | December 10, 2010 1:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
tomg51:

Obama sets a new record time for looking at a lens cap

91. Posted by tomg51 | December 10, 2010 1:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 13:22

Obama: I don't like this m... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by CDR M | December 10, 2010 1:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
CDR M:

Obama: I don't like this machine. I can't use my teleprompter while looking at this slide.

92. Posted by CDR M | December 10, 2010 1:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 13:43

Obama leaves no stone untur... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by retired military | December 10, 2010 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama leaves no stone unturned looking for the last of his supporters.

93. Posted by retired military | December 10, 2010 1:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 13:53

DRUDGEBREAKING: Man switchi... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 1:56 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: Man switching between LEFT to RIGHT so quick he becomes the first to examine own asshole. developing.

94. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2010 1:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 13:56

Pres. Obama sees exactly ho... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Woody | December 10, 2010 2:16 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Woody:

Pres. Obama sees exactly how many jobs he has saved or created.

95. Posted by Woody | December 10, 2010 2:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 14:16

"Hmmm,So that is where my p... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by astonerii | December 10, 2010 2:27 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
astonerii:

"Hmmm,So that is where my popularity went."

96. Posted by astonerii | December 10, 2010 2:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 14:27

"See? I told you the approv... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Murdoc | December 10, 2010 2:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Murdoc:

"See? I told you the approval numbers were bouncing back a bit."

97. Posted by Murdoc | December 10, 2010 2:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 14:35

No,no Barry. You wont find ... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by 914 | December 10, 2010 3:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

No,no Barry. You wont find your college grades there!

98. Posted by 914 | December 10, 2010 3:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 15:09

Yes Barry, your DNA links ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by 914 | December 10, 2010 3:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

Yes Barry, your DNA links you too Mao

99. Posted by 914 | December 10, 2010 3:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 15:14

The Won searches thru wikil... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by 914 | December 10, 2010 3:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

The Won searches thru wikileak documents to learn that he is the winner of next seasons The Biggest Loser.

100. Posted by 914 | December 10, 2010 3:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 15:16

With republicans winning ov... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by retired military | December 10, 2010 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

With republicans winning over the House, Obama looks for his spine.

101. Posted by retired military | December 10, 2010 3:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 15:22

Drudge headline : Newsweek ... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by retired military | December 10, 2010 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Drudge headline : Newsweek doctors photo of Obama bowing to the Taliban.

102. Posted by retired military | December 10, 2010 3:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 15:24

Biden's brain... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by retired military | December 10, 2010 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Biden's brain

103. Posted by retired military | December 10, 2010 3:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 15:25

"Your chances of beating Hi... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by retired military | December 10, 2010 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"Your chances of beating Hillary in the 2012 Primary appear to be getting smaller, Mr President"

104. Posted by retired military | December 10, 2010 3:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 15:26

Taking a close look at the ... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | December 10, 2010 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken in Camarillo:

Taking a close look at the budget to find another $10,000 reduction in the deficit.

105. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | December 10, 2010 3:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 15:31

Yessiree, it appears you we... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by 914 | December 10, 2010 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Yessiree, it appears you were born of a jackal

106. Posted by 914 | December 10, 2010 3:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 15:43

Invisible to the unaided ey... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Clay | December 10, 2010 3:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Clay:

Invisible to the unaided eye, the indistinct shape of the liberal mind can be discerned by the president at 200X magnification, eliciting a rare thought within his own.

107. Posted by Clay | December 10, 2010 3:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 15:46

Looking for signs of growth... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by _Mike_ | December 10, 2010 4:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
_Mike_:

Looking for signs of growth in the economy.

108. Posted by _Mike_ | December 10, 2010 4:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 16:18

I always thought he was spe... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by _Mike_ | December 10, 2010 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
_Mike_:

I always thought he was speaking figuratively when he claimed that he was watching out for the little people.

109. Posted by _Mike_ | December 10, 2010 4:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 16:20

Sir, I believe we've discov... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by _Mike_ | December 10, 2010 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
_Mike_:

Sir, I believe we've discovered the wikileak!

110. Posted by _Mike_ | December 10, 2010 4:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 16:22

Really? THAT'S Joe Biden's... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by GarandFan | December 10, 2010 4:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Really? THAT'S Joe Biden's brain?

111. Posted by GarandFan | December 10, 2010 4:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 16:42

Obama wakes up and unexpect... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by retired military | December 10, 2010 4:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama wakes up and unexpectedly realizes that he is not the Messiah staring at the earth through a microscope.

112. Posted by retired military | December 10, 2010 4:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 16:50

"How come my brain cells ar... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by 914 | December 10, 2010 4:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"How come my brain cells are invisible doctor?"

113. Posted by 914 | December 10, 2010 4:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 16:59

"Our policies have saved an... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by bains | December 10, 2010 5:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
bains:

"Our policies have saved and created millions, in fact billions, of new workers. The evidence is clear," said President while visiting a lab researching microbes and bacteria that consume ocean born petroleum.

114. Posted by bains | December 10, 2010 5:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 17:28

Pictured here is Obama bowi... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by BluesHarper | December 10, 2010 5:53 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

Pictured here is Obama bowing and looking where to stick his nose in some Muslim's or Union boss' arse.

115. Posted by BluesHarper | December 10, 2010 5:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 17:53

never catch Bush using a sc... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by warchild | December 10, 2010 5:55 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
warchild:

never catch Bush using a scientific instrument.

116. Posted by warchild | December 10, 2010 5:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 17:55

Now I want to be honest w... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by gaius piconius | December 10, 2010 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
gaius piconius:

Now I want to be honest with you Harry. I'm here only to view your prostate but, dammit, what I see clearly is a picture of Nancy.

117. Posted by gaius piconius | December 10, 2010 5:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 17:56

Obama demonstrates how to t... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by JDL | December 10, 2010 6:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JDL:

Obama demonstrates how to trick taxpayers into "bending over".

118. Posted by JDL | December 10, 2010 6:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 18:00

Ah, Look, The Little people... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by jpeters | December 10, 2010 6:34 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
jpeters:

Ah, Look, The Little people........ Are those pitchforks???

119. Posted by jpeters | December 10, 2010 6:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 18:34

Obama tries out the new 3-D... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by Mojo | December 10, 2010 10:45 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mojo:

Obama tries out the new 3-D glasses for his 3-D teleprompter.

120. Posted by Mojo | December 10, 2010 10:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 22:45

Theres got to be damn recov... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Rich K | December 10, 2010 11:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rich K:

Theres got to be damn recovery in here somewhere.

121. Posted by Rich K | December 10, 2010 11:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 10, 2010 23:04

Open outer doors. Flood fo... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Cowboy Blob | December 11, 2010 1:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Cowboy Blob:

Open outer doors. Flood forward tubes. Holy Crap, Lieutenant Biden, why the hell are we DIVING?

122. Posted by Cowboy Blob | December 11, 2010 1:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 11, 2010 01:00

President Obama examines th... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by Jim | December 11, 2010 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

President Obama examines the latest map of his support base and thinks to self "it looks huge under this thing."

123. Posted by Jim | December 11, 2010 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 11, 2010 09:53

Everything looks so big! A... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Dave | December 11, 2010 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave:

Everything looks so big! Am I looking in the right end of this thing?

124. Posted by Dave | December 11, 2010 2:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 11, 2010 14:20

Focused like a laser on the... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by Leslie McIntire | December 11, 2010 6:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Leslie McIntire:

Focused like a laser on the economy.

125. Posted by Leslie McIntire | December 11, 2010 6:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 11, 2010 18:39

Which one is Hillary's and ... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Spike | December 11, 2010 7:47 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

Which one is Hillary's and which one is mine?

126. Posted by Spike | December 11, 2010 7:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 11, 2010 19:47

Obama checks for his balls.... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Joel | December 12, 2010 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel :

Obama checks for his balls...

127. Posted by Joel | December 12, 2010 4:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2010 16:33

Oh, so THAT's how much my "... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 12, 2010 11:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Oh, so THAT's how much my "federal pay freeze" will save us!

128. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 12, 2010 11:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2010 23:17

These European teleprompter... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 12, 2010 11:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

These European teleprompters really suck!

129. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 12, 2010 11:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2010 23:18

Well, you guys here at NASA... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 12, 2010 11:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Well, you guys here at NASA said you had found some "alien" microbes, and I personally came by to supervise their 'catch and release.'

130. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 12, 2010 11:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2010 23:21

Sigh... I can see the refle... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 12, 2010 11:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Sigh... I can see the reflection of my perfect eyelashes...

131. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 12, 2010 11:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2010 23:23

No, I don't see it, and I d... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 12, 2010 11:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

No, I don't see it, and I don't believe there IS such a thing as a narcissist gene. I've even had NPD stricken from the DSM-IV, so you KNOW I'm right.

132. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 12, 2010 11:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 12, 2010 23:27

President desperately searc... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by rodney dill | December 13, 2010 7:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

President desperately searching for Wizbangblog Caption Contest Winners on Monday morning.

133. Posted by rodney dill | December 13, 2010 7:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 13, 2010 07:02

So THAT's the universe. Eh.... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 13, 2010 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

So THAT's the universe. Eh.

134. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 13, 2010 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 13, 2010 09:35

Little Bo...Peep!... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 13, 2010 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

Little Bo...Peep!

135. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 13, 2010 12:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 13, 2010 12:16

You're right, Nancy! Our s... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by Howie | December 13, 2010 2:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Howie:

You're right, Nancy! Our stimulis package did move the economy slightly to the right!"

136. Posted by Howie | December 13, 2010 2:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 13, 2010 14:59

Update: <... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | December 20, 2010 1:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

137. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | December 20, 2010 1:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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