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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: December 17, 2010 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Viktor, the Minnesota Vikings mascot, helps remove snow from the seats in the TCF Bank Stadium football field at the University of Minnesota football field in Minneapolis, December 15, 2010. The Vikings are scheduled to play the Chicago Bears at the outdoor stadium after snow collapsed the roof of the Metrodome, the Vikings' home field. REUTERS/Eric Miller <br />


Winners for last week (delayed due to severe site problems) and this week will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (81)

Shouldn't have made Favre m... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by pibill | December 17, 2010 7:15 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
pibill:

Shouldn't have made Favre mad--

1. Posted by pibill | December 17, 2010 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 07:15

Obama changed his mind too ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by guido | December 17, 2010 7:22 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
guido:

Obama changed his mind too soon, there IS such a thing as a "shovel ready" job, after all.

2. Posted by guido | December 17, 2010 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 07:22

Robert Gibbs (ala Bagdad Bo... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 7:26 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Robert Gibbs (ala Bagdad Bob) "There is no snow in Minnesota, I say again, there is no snow in Minnesota"

3. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 07:26

The people of Minnesota fin... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 7:27 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

The people of Minnesota finally have found a job that Minnesota Senator Al Franken is good for.

4. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 07:27

God D@mn Al Gore... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 7:28 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
rodney dill:

God D@mn Al Gore

5. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 07:28

Uff-dah... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 7:29 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Uff-dah

6. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 07:29

The Vikings are all set to ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rick13 | December 17, 2010 7:46 AM | Score: 20 (20 votes cast)
Rick13:

The Vikings are all set to play in the "Inconvenient Truth Bowl”. Bringing global warming awareness to NFL fans across the nation.

7. Posted by Rick13 | December 17, 2010 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 20 (20 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 07:46

If it was brown and warm, I... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by JPO | December 17, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
JPO:

If it was brown and warm, I'd say Obama just gave a speech there.

8. Posted by JPO | December 17, 2010 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 08:01

Who was the idiot who sched... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | December 17, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Ken in Camarillo:

Who was the idiot who scheduled the global warming conference for the same week as our game?

9. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | December 17, 2010 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (13 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 08:01

This should do it for the s... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | December 17, 2010 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Ken in Camarillo:

This should do it for the ski jump venue. We can use that flagpole over there for the pole vaulting competition, and get some barbed wire for the fencing...
Oops, this caption is for a Chicago photo...

10. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | December 17, 2010 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 08:10

Looks like they've still go... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by fustian | December 17, 2010 8:13 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

Looks like they've still got to shovel a couple feet of global warming off those seats.

11. Posted by fustian | December 17, 2010 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 08:13

Hey, why not put a thin fab... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | December 17, 2010 8:15 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
fustian:

Hey, why not put a thin fabric roof over that field?

12. Posted by fustian | December 17, 2010 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 08:15

Cancun has been a little co... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by fustian | December 17, 2010 8:15 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

Cancun has been a little colder since the Global Warming Conference got here.

13. Posted by fustian | December 17, 2010 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 08:15

Dude! I haven't seen this m... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 17, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dude! I haven't seen this much snow since I partied with Clinton back in the 90's.

14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 17, 2010 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 08:31

Hey, Joe, do you think Miam... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 17, 2010 8:33 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Hey, Joe, do you think Miami has an opening for a Mascot?

15. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 17, 2010 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 08:33

Vikings? 8 Inches? What's t... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 17, 2010 8:36 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Vikings? 8 Inches? What's the first thing you think of?

16. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 17, 2010 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 08:36

Gee, Joe, when I voted for ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 17, 2010 8:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Gee, Joe, when I voted for Obama, I HOPED he'd be CHANGING Minnesota's winters.

17. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 17, 2010 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 08:37

Oh yeah hey der, I tink I'd... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 17, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Oh yeah hey der, I tink I'd radder watch da game by O'Malleys Bar..You?

18. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 17, 2010 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 08:38

This is humiliating. Who ev... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 17, 2010 8:50 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This is humiliating. Who ever heard of Odin's shovel?

19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 17, 2010 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 08:50

SNOW JOB... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 17, 2010 8:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

SNOW JOB

20. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 17, 2010 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 08:51

UN global warming experts, ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Matt | December 17, 2010 8:56 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Matt:

UN global warming experts, disguised as ordinary Americans to hide their true identity, try to get rid of damning evidence that it's really cold and snowy out.

21. Posted by Matt | December 17, 2010 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 08:56

There is two "Shovel Ready"... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by WildWillie | December 17, 2010 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
WildWillie:

There is two "Shovel Ready" jobs found. ww

22. Posted by WildWillie | December 17, 2010 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 09:06

You say the President is co... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Joe Miller | December 17, 2010 9:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Joe Miller:

You say the President is coming? We're gonna need more coke!

23. Posted by Joe Miller | December 17, 2010 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 09:13

Worker 1: "So Al Gore gave... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by PBunyan | December 17, 2010 9:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
PBunyan:

Worker 1: "So Al Gore gave another global warming speech here last night, huh?"

Worker 2: "Just be thankful it wasn't Obama or we'd need pitch forks and shit wagons to get this stuff out of here."

24. Posted by PBunyan | December 17, 2010 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 09:13

global warmingclimat... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Al Pennam | December 17, 2010 9:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Al Pennam:

global warming
climate change
shovel ready jobs

25. Posted by Al Pennam | December 17, 2010 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 09:13

Al Gore (in viking suit) "Q... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Al Gore (in viking suit) "QUICK get rid of this snow. We have a global warming seminar in 2 hours"

26. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 09:14

Playoffs? Playoffs? don't t... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 17, 2010 9:14 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Playoffs? Playoffs? don't talk about...Playoffs? You kiddin' me? I just hope we can get this snow outta here.

27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 17, 2010 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 09:14

If we keep digging, maybe w... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Jeff | December 17, 2010 9:16 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Jeff:

If we keep digging, maybe we can find a quarterback...

28. Posted by Jeff | December 17, 2010 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 09:16

Dateline June 2011... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Dateline June 2011

Obama gave a speech last night in Minnesota detailing how many jobs his administration saved or created.

29. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 09:16

Dateline HellForme... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Dateline Hell

Former wizbang poster Lee Ward stated that Obama was not doing such a good job as president.

30. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 09:17

Dateline Hell.Pres... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Dateline Hell.

President Obama stated today that it will be a cold day in hell when his policies to save America dont work.

31. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 09:18

"We're going to need a bigg... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"We're going to need a bigger shovel"

32. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 09:19

Viking "I am going to shove... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 9:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Viking "I am going to shove this shovel up the ass of the next skier who comes down this way"

33. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 09:19

Senator Al Franken (D-MN), ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Jeff | December 17, 2010 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Senator Al Franken (D-MN), denies allegations that $1.8 million for a snow removal crew in his home state of Minnesota is a pork barrel project.

34. Posted by Jeff | December 17, 2010 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 09:23

First rule of holes - stop ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Roy | December 17, 2010 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roy:

First rule of holes - stop digging.

35. Posted by Roy | December 17, 2010 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 09:28

"Yust a dusting, ya der hey... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Yust a dusting, ya der hey."

36. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 09:53

Roof-dah... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 9:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Roof-dah

37. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 09:56

Vikings? 8 Inches?... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:
Vikings? 8 Inches? What's the first thing you think of?
Lefsa

38. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 9:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 09:57

Lefse is spelled with 2 "E"... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by zipity | December 17, 2010 10:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
zipity:

Lefse is spelled with 2 "E"s you impostor....

39. Posted by zipity | December 17, 2010 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 10:00

"Not deep enough yet. If we... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by zipity | December 17, 2010 10:00 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
zipity:

"Not deep enough yet. If we want to bury Favre deep enough so he won't be found, we need MORE snow....!"

40. Posted by zipity | December 17, 2010 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 10:00

Lefse is spelled w... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 10:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:
Lefse is spelled with 2 "E"s you impostor....
Yeah, I know, but I wasn't sure how many readers would understand Lefse. Both spellings are used a lot on the internet. It didn't concern me much until I tried to convince someone its lutefisk and not ludafisk

41. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 10:06

Noooooo! They wouldn't lis... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by GarandFan | December 17, 2010 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Noooooo! They wouldn't listen! Management just HAD to invite Al Gore!

42. Posted by GarandFan | December 17, 2010 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 10:15

Lambeau Field is the frozen... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 10:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Lambeau Field is the frozen tundra my ass.

43. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 10:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 10:20

Upon release Assange set lo... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Upon release Assange set loose the Wiki-Blizzard

44. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 10:25

♬Ragnarokin... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

♬
Ragnarokin' around the Christmas tree...
♬


45. Posted by rodney dill | December 17, 2010 10:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 10:27

Cold turkeys... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Brad | December 17, 2010 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad:

Cold turkeys

46. Posted by Brad | December 17, 2010 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 10:28

In a couple of years, the L... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by guido | December 17, 2010 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

In a couple of years, the L.A. Vikings will look back on this and laugh...that is, at least until the earthquake hits!

47. Posted by guido | December 17, 2010 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 10:28

Stupid Team Mascot Uni: $40... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 17, 2010 10:33 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Stupid Team Mascot Uni: $400
Two Snow Shovels: $120

Losing your roof, playoff chances, and team mystique all in the same season:
#%*@!

48. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 17, 2010 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 10:33

We're from the University o... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by dfbaskwill | December 17, 2010 10:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
dfbaskwill:

We're from the University of East Anglia. We're looking for Greenland.

49. Posted by dfbaskwill | December 17, 2010 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 10:57

Kevin desperately tries to ... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Timmer | December 17, 2010 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Kevin desperately tries to find another excuse for not posting winners instead of just admitting to himself that he just is never going to post winners once a week...ever.

50. Posted by Timmer | December 17, 2010 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 11:09

I'm dreaming of a white foo... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by jbw | December 17, 2010 11:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
jbw:

I'm dreaming of a white football game..."stop it you racist pig"

51. Posted by jbw | December 17, 2010 11:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 11:28

I bet Favre isn't the only ... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Gmac | December 17, 2010 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

I bet Favre isn't the only no show at the game...

52. Posted by Gmac | December 17, 2010 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 11:35

So one coach trips a player... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Kenneyraisin | December 17, 2010 11:53 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Kenneyraisin:

So one coach trips a player running down the field and we have to leave his body here to teach who a lesson?

53. Posted by Kenneyraisin | December 17, 2010 11:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 11:53

The federal govt banned all... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 12:08 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

The federal govt banned all snow from football games after finding out it may be offensive to Muslims.

54. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 12:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 12:08

KEEP DIGGING!!!, Bud... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Edward A. Schuster | December 17, 2010 12:08 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Edward A. Schuster:


KEEP DIGGING!!!, Bud Grant and Joe Kapp are in here somewhere!!!

55. Posted by Edward A. Schuster | December 17, 2010 12:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 12:08

Minnesota viking cheerleade... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Minnesota viking cheerleaders try out their new sharia law compliant costumes.

56. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 12:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 12:09

We finally found a job that... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 17, 2010 12:40 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

We finally found a job that illegals don't want to do!

57. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 17, 2010 12:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 12:40

The Vikings organization ca... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Peter F. | December 17, 2010 1:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Peter F.:

The Vikings organization call in volunteers to help find their team's offense.

58. Posted by Peter F. | December 17, 2010 1:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 13:13

"What? I'm being fined by R... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Peter F. | December 17, 2010 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"What? I'm being fined by Roger Goddell for an illegal shovel? He's going too far...."

(#58 should be "calls".)

59. Posted by Peter F. | December 17, 2010 1:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 13:18

In their quest to find a su... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Peter F. | December 17, 2010 1:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Peter F.:

In their quest to find a suitable replacement for QB Brett Favre, the Vikes began looking for Fran Tarkenton today...."

60. Posted by Peter F. | December 17, 2010 1:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 13:21

"Hey, this sure beats clean... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Peter F. | December 17, 2010 1:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Hey, this sure beats cleaning up Obama's mess...."

61. Posted by Peter F. | December 17, 2010 1:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 13:22

"Just Tell me Gore didn't b... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 17, 2010 1:27 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"Just Tell me Gore didn't buy a season ticket."

62. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 17, 2010 1:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 13:27

Haven't seen this big a sno... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by proof | December 17, 2010 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
proof:

Haven't seen this big a snow job since the last time Favre came out of retirement!

63. Posted by proof | December 17, 2010 2:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 14:02

Obama is getting into Tobog... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 17, 2010 2:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

Obama is getting into Toboggan 1 right now.
Light the bag of dog poo when he's about halfway down.

64. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 17, 2010 2:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 14:25

The Secret Service said the... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 17, 2010 2:40 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

The Secret Service said the First Family wants
a dozen sno-cones, stat. Whaddya say we make
'em all "yellow"?!

65. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 17, 2010 2:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 14:40

After VP Biden gave a speec... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 5:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

After VP Biden gave a speech in Minnesota he was overheard asking the Mayor of the city "Why do you have some guy in a viking outfit shovelling show at the football stadium?"

66. Posted by retired military | December 17, 2010 5:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 17:14

WHAT?,You couldnt shell out... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Rich K | December 17, 2010 6:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rich K:

WHAT?,You couldnt shell out five bucks for a stocking cap DAD!!11!!

67. Posted by Rich K | December 17, 2010 6:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 18:09

Mascot: "Global warming my ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Dodo David | December 17, 2010 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Mascot: "Global warming my Viking @#%!"

68. Posted by Dodo David | December 17, 2010 6:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 18:27

Mascot: "For this I left Sc... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Dodo David | December 17, 2010 6:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Mascot: "For this I left Scandinavia?"

69. Posted by Dodo David | December 17, 2010 6:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 18:29

Got teflon?... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 17, 2010 10:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

Got teflon?

70. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 17, 2010 10:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2010 22:43

"Matriculate your way down ... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2010 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Matriculate your way down the toboggan run!"

71. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2010 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 18, 2010 08:14

Cantorb>: "SKOOOOOOAAAAA... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2010 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Cantorb>: "SKOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!"

72. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2010 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 18, 2010 08:15

Cantor: "SKOOOOOOAAAAAAA... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2010 8:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Cantor: "SKOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!"

(corrected)

73. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2010 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 18, 2010 08:16

This always happens in Hell... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2010 10:49 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

This always happens in Hell when democrats vote for tax cuts.

74. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2010 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on December 18, 2010 10:49

A-ah-ahh-ah, ah-ah-ahh-ah<b... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by guido | December 18, 2010 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

A-ah-ahh-ah, ah-ah-ahh-ah
We come from the land of the ice and snow
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow

The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands....most likely Los Angeles

75. Posted by guido | December 18, 2010 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 18, 2010 11:15

Meh, that's nothing. When I... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 18, 2010 11:44 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Meh, that's nothing. When I was a kid, we had to shovel snow with our bare hands. Uphill. Both ways.

76. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 18, 2010 11:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 18, 2010 11:44

"YO!!! Donner Party seats a... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2010 4:12 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"YO!!! Donner Party seats are right down here."

77. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2010 4:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on December 18, 2010 16:12

"Told ya not ta put your to... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by rodney dill | December 19, 2010 1:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Told ya not ta put your tongue on the flag pole Ole."

78. Posted by rodney dill | December 19, 2010 1:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 19, 2010 13:38

The cameraman spots NFL Com... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by clear mind | December 19, 2010 1:56 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
clear mind:

The cameraman spots NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell in his role of "Undercover Boss".

79. Posted by clear mind | December 19, 2010 1:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on December 19, 2010 13:56

Vikings Mascot "Hey why the... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by retired military | December 19, 2010 5:51 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Vikings Mascot "Hey why the hell is that black guy in a suit bowing to me?"

80. Posted by retired military | December 19, 2010 5:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on December 19, 2010 17:51

Update: <... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | December 20, 2010 2:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

81. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | December 20, 2010 2:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 20, 2010 02:25




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