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It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.  Enter your best caption for the following picture:


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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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"Happy Net Neutrality!"... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

"Happy Net Neutrality!"

"President Obama-has no gra... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"President Obama-has no grade point average. All classes...incomplete."

"A wimp and a blimp...and s... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"A wimp and a blimp...and some pimps."

FDR had the Brain Trust Pre... (Below threshold)
Rodney:

FDR had the Brain Trust President Obama the Ship of Fools.

The token Whitey and one As... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

The token Whitey and one Asian glee club yucks it up with the (P)resident and the First Wookie in this little seen photo op.

The (P)resident was heard to later tell Atty Gen Holder to prosecute the SOB that let them in.

Everyone had a good laugh a... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Everyone had a good laugh at the First Wookie's expense when it was noticed that she had forgotten to put on the wide belt for her dress.

I'm dreaming of a typical w... (Below threshold)
guido:

I'm dreaming of a typical white Christmas....

A glitch, a witch, and 12 g... (Below threshold)
VikesFan:

A glitch, a witch, and 12 guys struggling with jock itch.

The Dont Ask Dont Tell Chor... (Below threshold)
Gmax:

The Dont Ask Dont Tell Chorus belts out a song...

Attendees at the photo op b... (Below threshold)

Attendees at the photo op broke into raucous laughter when they read from the teleprompter: "Raise hand now".

Obama announces his mid-ter... (Below threshold)

Obama announces his mid-term cabinet replacements, emphasizing the increase in experience. And also that Tuesday nights are now set aside for weekly White House keg races.

Obama tells photographer th... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Obama tells photographer that the photo caption should only mention "holiday" trees in the background.

Glee Redux: the White House... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

Glee Redux: the White House ensemble.

White House musical. The le... (Below threshold)
Mark W:

White House musical. The least damaging day of the current administration.

We wish You a Mecca Christm... (Below threshold)
914:

We wish You a Mecca Christmas!

Having proven they were mou... (Below threshold)
rbee:

Having proven they were mouth breathing simple sponges saturated in the echo chamber of permanent progressive insanity, "the twelve" were sent out two by two to that "diverse" bastion of hate pmsnbc....amen

George Washington wishes he... (Below threshold)
PapaWhisky:

George Washington wishes he could reach out and slap the destroyer of his country.

I see Dasher and Donner, Ch... (Below threshold)
914:

I see Dasher and Donner, Chewie and Stupid!

The President and First Lad... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

The President and First Lady join some White House staffers in practicing how to sing for their supper, a skill they'll all need come January 20, 2013

Only one photographer follo... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Only one photographer followed Obama to the sing-along. The rest of the press stayed at Clinton's press conference

Through the years I hope we... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Through the years I hope we're still in power, if the votes allow/but you know we're gonna screw it up somehow/so better have your very liberal Christmas now

Upon repeal of DADT, the Wa... (Below threshold)
Drury:

Upon repeal of DADT, the Washington Gay Glee Club sings a song with the First Couple...

(Sung to the tune YMCA by Village People)

"It's fun to stay at the White House today,
It's fun to stay at the White House today

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good time, you can do whatever you feel...."

We wish you some unemployme... (Below threshold)
914:

We wish you some unemployment

We wish you some unemployment

We wish you some unemployment

And a crappy New Year

"West Wing: The Glee Years"... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"West Wing: The Glee Years" now available on DVD....

The White House choir singi... (Below threshold)
Jim:

The White House choir singing "Minnie the Moocher" in honor of former Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.

Thought bubble coming out o... (Below threshold)

Thought bubble coming out of George Washington's portrait:

I cannot tell a lie...a root canal would ease the pain in my ears.
Affirmative Action Anonymou... (Below threshold)
TexBob:

Affirmative Action Anonymous Ramadan Party 2010

The Soetoros and the Gay Pa... (Below threshold)
TexBob:

The Soetoros and the Gay Pages sing Enrique Iglesias's "Tonight I'm Fu(king You" to all of America.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKcAYjy2xvo

Dude.I told you no... (Below threshold)

Dude.

I told you not to pull her finger.

The choir knew it might hav... (Below threshold)
Rob:

The choir knew it might have a challenge when Obama warmed up with "do re me me me me me me me..."

The "wrecking crew" takes a... (Below threshold)
mpw280:

The "wrecking crew" takes a break from destroying the country to ham it up for the press.

~Jingle bellsWooki... (Below threshold)
914:

~Jingle bells

Wookie smells

Yoda laid an egg

Hopemobile lost its wheel

2012 too far away~

It's OT, but as go... (Below threshold)
irongrampa:


It's OT, but as good a time as any--Merry Christmas, people

And especially to all who are serving ,and have served--Merry Christmas, and Thank You, my brothers.

Michelle: "When we sent out... (Below threshold)

Michelle: "When we sent out the memo for them to dress as the most important person of the season, I expected a bunch of Santas, not a bunch of Mark Zuckerbergs."

Pretending to sing. Pretend... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Pretending to sing. Pretending to govern. Pretending to care. No pattern of commonality noticed in the press - priceless!

(Presidential Gaffe #1732)<... (Below threshold)

(Presidential Gaffe #1732)

Oh you better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why,
Santa Claus is dead....


♬On the twe... (Below threshold)


On the twelfth day of Winter, Obama taught to me,
You don't need a gun,
Gotta cool the planet,
Don't mention God,
Ninth circuit good,
More taxes for the rich,
No right or wrong,
Bow to all others,
immigrant AM-NES-TY,
the Military is evil,
Islam is peaceful,
The state is your nanny,
and we can't have Nativity Scenes.

Obama: "Glee Club? Michelle... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Glee Club? Michelle you're whack, I meant I wanted the Democrat Greed Club."

Preparing for that new job ... (Below threshold)
Paul Hooson:

Preparing for that new job after 2012 with the rest of the group.

Obama Administration respon... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Obama Administration response to the following video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVFIvty8PwI&feature=player_embedded

This year, the Obamas had h... (Below threshold)
chsw:

This year, the Obamas had his mother's side of his family over for the holidays.

chsw

I guess he really is half b... (Below threshold)
914:

I guess he really is half black.

Obama has made such a fool ... (Below threshold)
clear mind:

Obama has made such a fool of himself comparing himself to Lincoln that he surrounds himself with fools already serving in the White House as he takes the first step to make a fool of himself with George Washington as the dupe.

Obama and his choir sing th... (Below threshold)

Obama and his choir sing the new "F*** You" carol to the American people.

The first official picture ... (Below threshold)
clear mind:

The first official picture of the first Black Santa and his elves

"On the twelfth day of Kwan... (Below threshold)
jbinnout:

"On the twelfth day of Kwanzaa Michelle gave to me, twelve lords a leaping..."

Michelle: "OK, which one of... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

Michelle: "OK, which one of you smells like a McDonald's Big Mac."

Michelle Obama watches as t... (Below threshold)
Russ:

Michelle Obama watches as the Yale glee club shows how they put the "poof" in "Whiffenpoof."

♬Throw out ... (Below threshold)


Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!
Voila!

Obama and Michelle present ... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Obama and Michelle present Barney Frank with his Christmas "presents" in appreciation for all Barney has done for home ownership.

Now, Nerdy! now, Loser! now... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

Now, Nerdy! now, Loser! now, Dweeby and Geeky!

On, Dorky! Poindexter! on Wimpy and Weinie!

To the top of the land! the Whitehouse on the mall!

Now Soros and Marx shall rule over them all!

(Paul Harvey): "And this wa... (Below threshold)
Trump:

(Paul Harvey): "And this was the Christmas party President Obama left that press conference to attend.....and now you know, the rest of the story" (Audible but off mike: "What a buncha nerds...")

President Obama was dismaye... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

President Obama was dismayed to learn that aggregating the IQ's of himself, his wife, and a dozen randomly selected members of the DNC still failed to reach the minimum threshold for Mensa membership.

For the 670th time during t... (Below threshold)
clear mind:

For the 670th time during the Obama occupation of the White House the Secret Service has been called to the White House to stop stupid shit from happening!

Send In The Clowns... (Below threshold)
bruce:

Send In The Clowns

Biden "WHen did the Keyston... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden "WHen did the Keystone Cops get in town

The Dirty Dozen.... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The Dirty Dozen.

Obama "Okay everyo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama

"Okay everyone, all together now.

Oh Ramadam
Oh Ramadam..."

Two of these things are not... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Two of these things are not like the others

Biden "Why does it have to ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden "Why does it have to be a White Christmas"

THe Dont ASk Dont tell part... (Below threshold)
retired military:

THe Dont ASk Dont tell party started early in the White House.

"On the 12th day of Christm... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"On the 12th day of Christmas my true love game to me.
12 IRS Agents taxing
11 Unaccountable Czars.
10 maids milking the taxpayers
9 new evironmental regulations
8 lawsuits against Fox
7 celery sticks for school lunches
6 union bailouts
5 charges of racism
4 rounds of golfing
a $3 trillion deficit
Two TSA Agents Groping
A 97year old grandma in a wheeeeelchair."

Sorry above should read... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Sorry above should read

"On the 12th day of Ramadan my true love gave to me.
12 IRS Agents taxing
11 Unaccountable Czars.
10 maids milking the taxpayers
9 new evironmental regulations
8 lawsuits against Fox
7 celery sticks for school lunches
6 union bailouts
5 charges of racism
4 rounds of golfing
a $3 trillion deficit
Two TSA Agents Groping
A 97year old grandma in a wheeeeelchair."


Michelle gives Biden a nast... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle gives Biden a nasty look after he asked "Where are all the white chicks"

And now starring ...... (Below threshold)
retired military:

And now starring ...
Chewbacca and her orchestra.

Religious leaders and art e... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Religious leaders and art experts were called to the White House tonight after the portrait of George Washington started to cry.

President Barack Obama and ... (Below threshold)
puckhead:

President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama faking it, as usual, with an a cappella group in the Diplomatic Reception Room of the White House during a holiday reception, Dec. 10, 2010.

Barack and Michelle pose ca... (Below threshold)
Oyster:

Barack and Michelle pose carefully for the picture he ordered, "Okay, I need a photo of me that looks like I'm posing with my 12 disciples and Mary."

As the First Wookie "makes ... (Below threshold)
Jay Wills:

As the First Wookie "makes thunder," those around her begin to die.

A good time was had by all ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

A good time was had by all at the official Festivus Party at the White House.

How can we expect this Admi... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

How can we expect this Administration to carry us back to prosperity when they can't even carry a tune?

FLOTUS found a way to be th... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

FLOTUS found a way to be the prettiest girl in the room.

Obama " Fools to left of me... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama " Fools to left of me, jokers to the right....umm which group am I supposed to be in again?"

Apparently more people will... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Apparently more people will be leaving the Administration cause they're singing about "twelve losers leaping".

Obama couldnt understand wh... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama couldnt understand why these guys didnt know the words to "I'm dreaming of a white Kwanzaa"

How can they be happily sin... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

How can they be happily singing when Obama just gave the country another lump of coal in our stocking?

FLOTUS Goodnight, and the N... (Below threshold)
Louis:

FLOTUS Goodnight, and the New Pips

Call I.C.E.... (Below threshold)
Louis:

Call I.C.E.

So you think this rug reall... (Below threshold)
Sean P:

So you think this rug really ties the room together, huh? Well guess what's gonna happen if you don't let us raise tour taxes.

Obama "Damn that kitchen. I... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Damn that kitchen. I ordered a dozen flakey PIES"


George Washington looks on ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

George Washington looks on in sadness as the country he helped build is destroyed.

Michelle looks on angrily "... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle looks on angrily "A dozen white and asian guys and nooone has made a pass at me yet"

AmeriKa's hot new tv Show.<... (Below threshold)
retired military:

AmeriKa's hot new tv Show.

So you think you can sing - The socialist edition.

While Putin karate chops op... (Below threshold)
retired military:

While Putin karate chops opponents Obama drives his crazy trying to explain how what he is doing is good for the country.

Barry likes his choirboys a... (Below threshold)
914:

Barry likes his choirboys a whiter shade of pale.

Obama and Chorus: ... (Below threshold)

Obama and Chorus:

"I have a little dreidel. I made it out of clay.
When it's dry and ready, then dreidel I shall play.
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay.
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, then dreidel I shall play."


Michelle: "What the F*ck's a dreidel?"
Obama: "Damfino, but Joe said Mahmoud would love this video Christmas card... trust me."

Michelle: "What the h3ll do... (Below threshold)

Michelle: "What the h3ll do you mean, Mrs. Grinch, and what makes you think my dress is two sizes too small."

From celestial spheres ... (Below threshold)
gaius piconius:

From celestial spheres we are decend, To B and M our knees now bend;
And from on high the angels ask, "is this the one to face the task? Most surely not...he looks too sly..and cunning..and with jaundiced eye". And yet with us he sings along; insistant that he is the one.

And the Spirit of George Wa... (Below threshold)
Just the Fax:

And the Spirit of George Washington JUST managed to tip over some of the candle wax onto the nerds.

The White House staff react... (Below threshold)

The White House staff reacts when all their Christmas stockings are found to contain subpoenas.

Michelle "Why do people kee... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle "Why do people keep talking about me?"

Obama "What are you talking about?"

Michelle "well they keep saying Ho Ho Ho!!!"

WTF. Yes, you are looking ... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

WTF. Yes, you are looking at the Wikileaks Task Force. Seriously.

President and Mrs. Obama ho... (Below threshold)
Will:

President and Mrs. Obama host the first annual Saul Alinsky Memorial Czarathon at the White House.

"Sorry, guys, I have to lea... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"Sorry, guys, I have to leave the Christmas party and get to a news conference."

On the thirteenth day of Ch... (Below threshold)
JDL:

On the thirteenth day of Christmas my true SELF sent to me, AN-AAAA-RRR-CHY.

"Deck the halls with Balls ... (Below threshold)

"Deck the halls with Balls of Boehner"

The Spirit of George Washin... (Below threshold)
NightSky:

The Spirit of George Washington looked down upon the gathered nerds and tilted the candelabra oh so slightly to drip hot wax upon a few of them.

There's no fools like young... (Below threshold)
xiphos:

There's no fools like young fools.

Inagural meeting of the new... (Below threshold)
Trump:

Inagural meeting of the new Obamacare implementation and oversight committee...

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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