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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest ™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


From the White House Flickr stream


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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You're a sorry piece of cra... (Below threshold)
fustian:

You're a sorry piece of crap, aren't you?

Rookie. ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Rookie.

Try and snatch this cigar o... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Try and snatch this cigar out of my intern Grasshopper.

Which one looks like the Vi... (Below threshold)

Which one looks like the Visitor?

Narcissism squared. mpw</p... (Below threshold)
mpw280:

Narcissism squared. mpw

Big deal. Chris Matthews ha... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Big deal. Chris Matthews has lost his tingle. They impeached my ass and I kept going.

Now, get out there and triangulate.

Let some Muslims blow up a ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Let some Muslims blow up a building in the Midwest with the help of a couple of blond stooges. Then blame it on Rush Limbaugh.

Worked for me.

"I only pretended to be a B... (Below threshold)
Rita Ogburn-McCall:

"I only pretended to be a Black President and look what happened. Suck it up! "

After you left, one of thos... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

After you left, one of those press guys actually called me Mr President.

The American people sure ar... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

The American people sure are dumb aren't they?

Hey, I could use a cup of c... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Hey, I could use a cup of coffee.

So this socialists says to ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

So this socialists says to the polygamist....

"It's a nice keffiyeh, but ... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"It's a nice keffiyeh, but I don't think it's advisable to wear it in public Barack"

ehhh [email protected]&% 'em if they can't... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

ehhh [email protected]&% 'em if they can't take a joke, right?

Bill - "Aint it a bitch whe... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bill - "Aint it a bitch when Hillary is in the bathroom"

Obama "So this is the room ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "So this is the room where you got the Lewinsky huh?"

Clinton " then you make a t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Clinton " then you make a tent in your pants with your fingers and if the girl smiles that means she is interested"

Playing pocket pool while A... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Playing pocket pool while America crumbles.

Obama "Yep with Michelle ar... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Yep with Michelle around I have to keep a close hold on mine too"

"No, the Palestinian Author... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"No, the Palestinian Authority didn't give you Arafat's Keffiyeh for you to wear it. Display it in the Oval Office. Is that space where Churchill's bust sat still open?"

Dateline Jan 20, 2013 The n... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dateline Jan 20, 2013 The new White House coatcheckers take a break from their jobs to discuss future employment plans.

Clinton - "You have to kee... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Clinton - "You have to keep your eye on jobs, that is the most important thing. Your job and your wife's job are all that matters"

I don't know if you've been... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I don't know if you've been able to get the oceans to fall, but if my commute down from New York is any indication, you've got that global warming problem on the run.

I'm really going to miss li... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

I'm really going to miss living here!

Ratings Low and Romeo.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Ratings Low and Romeo.

corrected:So this so... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

corrected:
So this socialist says to the polygamist....

So does your brother really... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

So does your brother really live in a hut?

Got any smokes on ya?... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Got any smokes on ya?

So, you bringin' 'em throug... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

So, you bringin' 'em through that west wing secret door like I told ya?

Old man New Year has a disc... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Old man New Year has a discussion with baby new year.

"We just can't quit you!"</... (Below threshold)
rbee:

"We just can't quit you!"

Clinton "NO NO NO. Put you... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Clinton "NO NO NO. Put your chin down lower, LOWER!!!!. You have to stop looking so damn arrogant as you are telling them what dumbasses they are. FEEL THEIR PAIN!!!."

Lissen up joonyer ... yer d... (Below threshold)

Lissen up joonyer ... yer doin it wrong

Okay Bill, so I'll be on an... (Below threshold)
guido:

Okay Bill, so I'll be on an EXTENDED vacation. I left extra cigars in the humidor. It's okay if you want to have a couple of your intern friends over, but do try to keep my new rug clean, please. If there's any problems, the number for my teleprompter is on the fridge.

"My advice? Run serpentine.... (Below threshold)

"My advice? Run serpentine...."

Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Du... (Below threshold)

Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber
(take your pick which is which)

"Yep... that makes Michelle... (Below threshold)

"Yep... that makes Michelle's ass look fat too... got another?"

Clinton- "Damn boy, you're... (Below threshold)
Joel :

Clinton- "Damn boy, you're making Bush look so smart."

Bill: "Screw you... I work ... (Below threshold)

Bill: "Screw you... I work for Mel Brooks."

Down and Out... (Below threshold)

Down and Out

One and Done & Overdone... (Below threshold)

One and Done & Overdone

Which one looks like he act... (Below threshold)

Which one looks like he actually belongs there?

Twins.... (Below threshold)
Jer:

Twins.

"I WAS the first black Pres... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"I WAS the first black President."
"I AM the first black President."
"I WAS the first."
"I AM the first."
"WAS!"
"AM!"
"WAS!"
"I AM the first black President and you can just leave my house now! .... Oh, and I'M ORDERING AN END TO ANY MORE PRESS CONFERENCES UNDER THIS ROOF, BUBBA."

"I told ya, this side door ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"I told ya, this side door is a perfect escape route from the First Lady."

"These are not the Presiden... (Below threshold)
res:

"These are not the Presidents you are looking for..."

Zig & Zag.... (Below threshold)
PapaWhisky:

Zig & Zag.

Metaphor for "In a Jam."</p... (Below threshold)

Metaphor for "In a Jam."

"No Bill, I don't think ... (Below threshold)

"No Bill, I don't think Chief Humidorian is a recess appointment Michelle will let me make for you."

Oblunder and thief of the U... (Below threshold)

Oblunder and thief of the United States

Sorry folks, but nothing wo... (Below threshold)

Sorry folks, but nothing would top the words of Chris Muir in today's (31st) DaybyDay Cartoon:
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2010/12/31/#005928

New Gemini: Slacker and Bol... (Below threshold)

New Gemini: Slacker and Bollocks

Dang Bill why do you keep t... (Below threshold)
jbw:

Dang Bill why do you keep telling me knock knock jokes; don't you know I'm the smartest person alive.

1st black president: "Know ... (Below threshold)
914:

1st black president: "Know where I can get me a bj around here?"

2nd black president: "Yes, I've included a provision in my new healthcare plan just for you."

Clinton: "You need to stop... (Below threshold)
JLawson:

Clinton: "You need to stop looking down your nose at people. And you need to trim your nose hairs."

Go ahead, Barack. Take anot... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Go ahead, Barack. Take another vacation. I can run things while you're gone.

POTUS hires a babysitter fo... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

POTUS hires a babysitter for Biden while he's out.

Tweedle Dumb & Tweed... (Below threshold)
914:


Tweedle Dumb & Tweedle Me

Battery's and intellect not... (Below threshold)
914:

Battery's and intellect not included

The dumbocrats must really ... (Below threshold)
914:

The dumbocrats must really hate this Country

So a communist and a sexual... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

So a communist and a sexual predator were standing in a doorway and the sexual predator says...

Just "the Bad and the Ugly"... (Below threshold)
Go Wild:

Just "the Bad and the Ugly". Good took the day off.

Obama: "These interns are j... (Below threshold)
Silver Bullet:

Obama: "These interns are just not as hot as they were when you were here. And, I don't think they even wear those sexy thongs now."

Romance: a machiavelian Mar... (Below threshold)
Hawk777:

Romance: a machiavelian Marxist and his caddy steal away for a quick game of pocketpool.

Looky here, Barry. If you d... (Below threshold)
Clay:

Looky here, Barry. If you don't tap that intern, I will. For cryin' out loud, when are you gonna start acting presidential?

And the finalists in the po... (Below threshold)
Dana:

And the finalists in the pocket pool championship face off.

My house..get out!!... (Below threshold)
Mikey60:

My house..get out!!

"YOU, and what army?"... (Below threshold)

"YOU, and what army?"

Stand up straight for God's... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Stand up straight for God's sake! You're the President. Besides, you pick up more chicks if you stand coolly, like me!

Jack On and Jack O... (Below threshold)
Edward A. Schuster:

Jack On and Jack Off.

So your policies are hated ... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

So your policies are hated by Left and Right alike ...

You handed Congress back to the GOP ...

And you have screwed up foreign policy so bad even the French wish a Bush were in the White House ...

Hillary says next to you, I'm as great as I think I am.

President Barack Obama and ... (Below threshold)
Jody:

President Barack Obama and former President Bill Clinton take refuge in a doorway in the White House during the Republican earthquake of 2010.

Whats hasss its gots ins it... (Below threshold)

Whats hasss its gots ins its pocketsessss... pressciousssss....

Each display their personal... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

Each display their personal penchants, Clinton plays pocket pool while Obama looks down his nose.

Thought bubble above Obama'... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

Thought bubble above Obama's head: I am so superior to this fool that if he can get elected to a second term after 1994 mid-terms, I can get elect to three terms.

Thought bubble above Clinton's head: This guy is so inexperienced that he probably hasn't even read the constitution.

"I'm still waiting on that ... (Below threshold)
scsi.WuZzY:

"I'm still waiting on that coffee..."

"Lewinski me, you hillbilly cracker"

Is that an intern kneeling ... (Below threshold)
Silver Bullet:

Is that an intern kneeling down in the lower right corner of the photograph?

I hope to hell that this do... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

I hope to hell that this doorway is the portal to the world where my wife is beautiful and pleasant and the President isn't just another pompous ass like I was.

If you don't move to the mi... (Below threshold)
Joel :

If you don't move to the middle you'll be out after one term!

"...Captain Jack Sparrow's ... (Below threshold)

"...Captain Jack Sparrow's got nothing on us!"

January 1, 2250--Old Washin... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

January 1, 2250--Old Washington

Archeologists unearthed this photograph(see definitional unit) in a library of US Presidential history. Curiously, neither person was identified and some effort seems to have gone into erasing their activities. It is almost as if they had both done something horribly wrong.

Slacker & Cracker Disfuncti... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Slacker & Cracker Disfunctional Presidential Services

"..and that's how you revis... (Below threshold)
chsw:

"..and that's how you revise the intern program."

chsw

Obama - "You know MLK JR sa... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "You know MLK JR said "Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." "

Clinton - "well as far as you are concerned is he is 2 for 2"

Don't you be lookin' down y... (Below threshold)
JJ:

Don't you be lookin' down your nose at ME. I was having my way with this country before you'd even organized your first community!

Noone knew where the voice ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Noone knew where the voice came from. It's haunting words lingered in the air even a week after Christmas.

"This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased."

'"

"Yeah, Barry, I'll give you... (Below threshold)
bullwinkle:

"Yeah, Barry, I'll give you a Lewinsky, just don't get any on my suit. You know what happened last time..."

Bubba: "Ya see when it'... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

Bubba: "Ya see when it's just us Democrats around it's best if we all keep our hands in our own pockets like this so we don't accidentally stick them in other's pockets out of force of habit."

Okay, okay, I know I screwe... (Below threshold)
a. moral:

Okay, okay, I know I screwed up the intern sex perk for this gig, but you knew that going in. Let it go, already!

Clinton: "When we get out t... (Below threshold)

Clinton: "When we get out there, I'd like ya to wait a few minutes before letting the press know your wife's got your holiday nuts roasting on an open fire".

Obama: Listen, Bill.... (Below threshold)
Scott Strange:

Obama: Listen, Bill... I know you are usually on the receiving end, but seriously, when I stand like this...

"Things will get better. Yo... (Below threshold)
jwbs:

"Things will get better. You have a GOP House now."

Power and the money, money ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Power and the money, money and the power,
Minute after minute, hour after hour,

We've been spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise...

Looks like we're going to h... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Looks like we're going to have to call in Patty Hewes to fix this mess.

My stimulus package is way ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

My stimulus package is way bigger than yours ever was. I'm just sayin'...

So you raped a woman? I rap... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

So you raped a woman? I raped a whole country! Put some ice on that!

I tell you what. I'll make ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I tell you what. I'll make you a deal. You show me the birth certificate and I'll tell you who killed Vince Foster.

Where'd Obama get the TeleP... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Where'd Obama get the TelePrompTer that looks just like Clinton?

Schtick & Slick... (Below threshold)
VikesFan:

Schtick & Slick

I'm not kiddin ya, Barry. H... (Below threshold)

I'm not kiddin ya, Barry. Helen Thomas may be ugly as sin, but she could definitely blow a tune!

Wingnuts boasting ... by an... (Below threshold)
CZ:

Wingnuts boasting ... by an open foyer.

Don't you be looking down ... (Below threshold)
Rich:

Don't you be looking down your nose at me Mister One Termer with a massive deficit. Hillary is so gonna smack the black off you.

Why do Cleavon Little and G... (Below threshold)

Why do Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder come to mind?

"You are fast Bill, but tha... (Below threshold)

"You are fast Bill, but that wasn't a chess piece in my pocket."

Clinton and Obama agree: T... (Below threshold)
cathymv:

Clinton and Obama agree: They love themselves some big butted women!!

Clinton: "So you actually ... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

Clinton: "So you actually BELIEVE the crap you say off the teleprompter?"

Clinton to Obama:<blo... (Below threshold)

Clinton to Obama:

No...YOU broke it! So YOU fix it!
Bill said, "I'm im... (Below threshold)
Joel :

Bill said,

"I'm impressed, I've never seen such a small mind inside such a big head before."

One might think that two me... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

One might think that two men who have "ruled the world" would be deep in a discussion of weighty world matters. Nah, I think they're just whining 'bout their weighty wives.

So, Big O, Which sides winn... (Below threshold)
Ron Collins:

So, Big O, Which sides winning or do ya' just have a grip on things?

Yeah, Bill..anything happen... (Below threshold)
deez:

Yeah, Bill..anything happens to Joe, you can be the VP.

Clinton: No, you are not Ge... (Below threshold)
JDL:

Clinton: No, you are not George Soros favorite, Billary is.

Bill: Yep my balls... (Below threshold)
JDL:

Bill: Yep my balls are still there, how about yours?

Barry: Hmmmm I can't seem to locate the only remaining one I had. Mooochelle stomped the other one after I ate that funnel cake at that B-ball game. That's why I threw the first pitch into the dirt that day.

Bill: Now that is how you h... (Below threshold)
JDL:

Bill: Now that is how you hold a press conference, my fellow Progressive anti-Capitalism friend.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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