« Is This YouTube Video Oscar Worthy? Roger Ebert Thinks So | Main | The Washington Post's Ezra Klein is a buffoon »
It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest ™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Permalink | Linking Blogs | Sphere: Related Content | Digg this! | FARK It!
Filed under:
Weekend Caption Contest
TrackBack URL for this entry:
/cgi-bin/mt-tb.cgi/40831.
Send e-mail tips to us:
Get Wizbang in your inbox by submitting your email address below.
Section Editor: Maggie Whitton
Editors: Jay Tea, Lorie Byrd, Kim Priestap, DJ Drummond, Michael Laprarie, Baron Von Ottomatic, Shawn Mallow, Rick, Dan Karipides, Michael Avitablile, Charlie Quidnunc, Steve Schippert
Emeritus: Paul, Mary Katherine Ham, Jim Addison, Alexander K. McClure, Cassy Fiano, Bill Jempty, John Stansbury, Rob Port
In Memorium: HughS
All original content copyright © 2003-2010 by Wizbang®, LLC. All rights reserved. Wizbang® is a registered service mark.
Powered by Movable Type Pro 4.361
Hosting by ServInt
Ratings on this site are powered by the Ajax Ratings Pro plugin for Movable Type.
Search on this site is powered by the FastSearch plugin for Movable Type.
Blogrolls on this site are powered by the MT-Blogroll.
Temporary site design is based on Cutline and Cutline for MT. Graphics by Apothegm Designs.
Comments (115)
You're a sorry piece of cra... (Below threshold)1. Posted by fustian | December 31, 2010 7:10 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
You're a sorry piece of crap, aren't you?
1. Posted by fustian | December 31, 2010 7:10 AM |
Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 07:10
2. Posted by fustian | December 31, 2010 7:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rookie.
2. Posted by fustian | December 31, 2010 7:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 07:11
3. Posted by fustian | December 31, 2010 7:14 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Try and snatch this cigar out of my intern Grasshopper.
3. Posted by fustian | December 31, 2010 7:14 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 07:14
4. Posted by Sabba Hillel | December 31, 2010 7:17 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Which one looks like the Visitor?
4. Posted by Sabba Hillel | December 31, 2010 7:17 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 07:17
5. Posted by mpw280 | December 31, 2010 7:18 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Narcissism squared. mpw
5. Posted by mpw280 | December 31, 2010 7:18 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 07:18
6. Posted by fustian | December 31, 2010 7:21 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Big deal. Chris Matthews has lost his tingle. They impeached my ass and I kept going.
Now, get out there and triangulate.
6. Posted by fustian | December 31, 2010 7:21 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 07:21
7. Posted by fustian | December 31, 2010 7:34 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Let some Muslims blow up a building in the Midwest with the help of a couple of blond stooges. Then blame it on Rush Limbaugh.
Worked for me.
7. Posted by fustian | December 31, 2010 7:34 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 07:34
8. Posted by Rita Ogburn-McCall | December 31, 2010 7:39 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"I only pretended to be a Black President and look what happened. Suck it up! "
8. Posted by Rita Ogburn-McCall | December 31, 2010 7:39 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 07:39
9. Posted by DaveD | December 31, 2010 7:51 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
After you left, one of those press guys actually called me Mr President.
9. Posted by DaveD | December 31, 2010 7:51 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 07:51
10. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 7:54 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The American people sure are dumb aren't they?
10. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 7:54 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 07:54
11. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Hey, I could use a cup of coffee.
11. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 7:55 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 07:55
12. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 7:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
So this socialists says to the polygamist....
12. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 7:57 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 07:57
13. Posted by Upset Old Guy | December 31, 2010 7:58 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"It's a nice keffiyeh, but I don't think it's advisable to wear it in public Barack"
13. Posted by Upset Old Guy | December 31, 2010 7:58 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 07:58
14. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
ehhh f@&% 'em if they can't take a joke, right?
14. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 8:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:00
15. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bill - "Aint it a bitch when Hillary is in the bathroom"
15. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:01 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:01
16. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Obama "So this is the room where you got the Lewinsky huh?"
16. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:01 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:01
17. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Clinton " then you make a tent in your pants with your fingers and if the girl smiles that means she is interested"
17. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:02 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:02
18. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:03 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Playing pocket pool while America crumbles.
18. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:03 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:03
19. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama "Yep with Michelle around I have to keep a close hold on mine too"
19. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:03 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:03
20. Posted by Upset Old Guy | December 31, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"No, the Palestinian Authority didn't give you Arafat's Keffiyeh for you to wear it. Display it in the Oval Office. Is that space where Churchill's bust sat still open?"
20. Posted by Upset Old Guy | December 31, 2010 8:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:05
21. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Dateline Jan 20, 2013 The new White House coatcheckers take a break from their jobs to discuss future employment plans.
21. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:05 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:05
22. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Clinton - "You have to keep your eye on jobs, that is the most important thing. Your job and your wife's job are all that matters"
22. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:06 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:06
23. Posted by fustian | December 31, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I don't know if you've been able to get the oceans to fall, but if my commute down from New York is any indication, you've got that global warming problem on the run.
23. Posted by fustian | December 31, 2010 8:08 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:08
24. Posted by Rick13 | December 31, 2010 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm really going to miss living here!
24. Posted by Rick13 | December 31, 2010 8:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:09
25. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 8:10 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Ratings Low and Romeo.
25. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 8:10 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:10
26. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 8:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
corrected:
So this socialist says to the polygamist....
26. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 8:12 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:12
27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 8:29 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
So does your brother really live in a hut?
27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 8:29 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:29
28. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Got any smokes on ya?
28. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 8:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:30
29. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 8:32 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
So, you bringin' 'em through that west wing secret door like I told ya?
29. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 31, 2010 8:32 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:32
30. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Old man New Year has a discussion with baby new year.
30. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:39
31. Posted by rbee | December 31, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"We just can't quit you!"
31. Posted by rbee | December 31, 2010 8:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:40
32. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Clinton "NO NO NO. Put your chin down lower, LOWER!!!!. You have to stop looking so damn arrogant as you are telling them what dumbasses they are. FEEL THEIR PAIN!!!."
32. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 8:40 AM |
Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 08:40
33. Posted by johnnyreb | December 31, 2010 9:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Lissen up joonyer ... yer doin it wrong
33. Posted by johnnyreb | December 31, 2010 9:03 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 09:03
34. Posted by guido | December 31, 2010 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay Bill, so I'll be on an EXTENDED vacation. I left extra cigars in the humidor. It's okay if you want to have a couple of your intern friends over, but do try to keep my new rug clean, please. If there's any problems, the number for my teleprompter is on the fridge.
34. Posted by guido | December 31, 2010 9:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 09:07
35. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 9:08 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"My advice? Run serpentine...."
35. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 9:08 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 09:08
36. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 9:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber
(take your pick which is which)
36. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 9:09 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 09:09
37. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 9:11 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Yep... that makes Michelle's ass look fat too... got another?"
37. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 9:11 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 09:11
38. Posted by Joel | December 31, 2010 9:11 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Clinton- "Damn boy, you're making Bush look so smart."
38. Posted by Joel | December 31, 2010 9:11 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 09:11
39. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 9:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Bill: "Screw you... I work for Mel Brooks."
39. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 9:12 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 09:12
40. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 9:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Down and Out
40. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 9:13 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 09:13
41. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One and Done & Overdone
41. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 9:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 09:13
42. Posted by Sabba Hillel | December 31, 2010 9:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Which one looks like he actually belongs there?
42. Posted by Sabba Hillel | December 31, 2010 9:27 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 09:27
43. Posted by Jer | December 31, 2010 9:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Twins.
43. Posted by Jer | December 31, 2010 9:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 09:28
44. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 31, 2010 9:34 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I WAS the first black President."
"I AM the first black President."
"I WAS the first."
"I AM the first."
"WAS!"
"AM!"
"WAS!"
"I AM the first black President and you can just leave my house now! .... Oh, and I'M ORDERING AN END TO ANY MORE PRESS CONFERENCES UNDER THIS ROOF, BUBBA."
44. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 31, 2010 9:34 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 09:34
45. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 31, 2010 9:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I told ya, this side door is a perfect escape route from the First Lady."
45. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 31, 2010 9:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 09:36
46. Posted by res | December 31, 2010 9:42 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
"These are not the Presidents you are looking for..."
46. Posted by res | December 31, 2010 9:42 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 09:42
47. Posted by PapaWhisky | December 31, 2010 9:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Zig & Zag.
47. Posted by PapaWhisky | December 31, 2010 9:57 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 09:57
48. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 10:06 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Metaphor for "In a Jam."
48. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 10:06 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 10:06
49. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 10:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"No Bill, I don't think Chief Humidorian is a recess appointment Michelle will let me make for you."
49. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 10:09 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 10:09
50. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oblunder and thief of the United States
50. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 10:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 10:09
51. Posted by DukeofDeLand | December 31, 2010 10:12 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Sorry folks, but nothing would top the words of Chris Muir in today's (31st) DaybyDay Cartoon:
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2010/12/31/#005928
51. Posted by DukeofDeLand | December 31, 2010 10:12 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 10:12
52. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 10:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
New Gemini: Slacker and Bollocks
52. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 10:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 10:15
53. Posted by jbw | December 31, 2010 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dang Bill why do you keep telling me knock knock jokes; don't you know I'm the smartest person alive.
53. Posted by jbw | December 31, 2010 10:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 10:19
54. Posted by 914 | December 31, 2010 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1st black president: "Know where I can get me a bj around here?"
2nd black president: "Yes, I've included a provision in my new healthcare plan just for you."
54. Posted by 914 | December 31, 2010 10:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 10:19
55. Posted by JLawson | December 31, 2010 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clinton: "You need to stop looking down your nose at people. And you need to trim your nose hairs."
55. Posted by JLawson | December 31, 2010 10:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 10:22
56. Posted by Faith+1 | December 31, 2010 10:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Go ahead, Barack. Take another vacation. I can run things while you're gone.
56. Posted by Faith+1 | December 31, 2010 10:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 10:26
57. Posted by Faith+1 | December 31, 2010 10:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
POTUS hires a babysitter for Biden while he's out.
57. Posted by Faith+1 | December 31, 2010 10:27 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 10:27
58. Posted by 914 | December 31, 2010 10:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tweedle Dumb & Tweedle Me
58. Posted by 914 | December 31, 2010 10:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 10:38
59. Posted by 914 | December 31, 2010 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Battery's and intellect not included
59. Posted by 914 | December 31, 2010 10:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 10:40
60. Posted by 914 | December 31, 2010 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The dumbocrats must really hate this Country
60. Posted by 914 | December 31, 2010 10:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 10:45
61. Posted by PBunyan | December 31, 2010 11:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
So a communist and a sexual predator were standing in a doorway and the sexual predator says...
61. Posted by PBunyan | December 31, 2010 11:07 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 11:07
62. Posted by Go Wild | December 31, 2010 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just "the Bad and the Ugly". Good took the day off.
62. Posted by Go Wild | December 31, 2010 11:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 11:18
63. Posted by Silver Bullet | December 31, 2010 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "These interns are just not as hot as they were when you were here. And, I don't think they even wear those sexy thongs now."
63. Posted by Silver Bullet | December 31, 2010 11:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 11:25
64. Posted by Hawk777 | December 31, 2010 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Romance: a machiavelian Marxist and his caddy steal away for a quick game of pocketpool.
64. Posted by Hawk777 | December 31, 2010 11:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 11:44
65. Posted by Clay | December 31, 2010 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looky here, Barry. If you don't tap that intern, I will. For cryin' out loud, when are you gonna start acting presidential?
65. Posted by Clay | December 31, 2010 12:19 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 12:19
66. Posted by Dana | December 31, 2010 12:24 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
And the finalists in the pocket pool championship face off.
66. Posted by Dana | December 31, 2010 12:24 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 12:24
67. Posted by Mikey60 | December 31, 2010 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My house..get out!!
67. Posted by Mikey60 | December 31, 2010 1:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 13:02
68. Posted by dfbaskwill | December 31, 2010 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"YOU, and what army?"
68. Posted by dfbaskwill | December 31, 2010 1:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 13:27
69. Posted by GarandFan | December 31, 2010 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stand up straight for God's sake! You're the President. Besides, you pick up more chicks if you stand coolly, like me!
69. Posted by GarandFan | December 31, 2010 1:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 13:35
70. Posted by Edward A. Schuster | December 31, 2010 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack On and Jack Off.
70. Posted by Edward A. Schuster | December 31, 2010 1:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 13:40
71. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 31, 2010 1:41 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
So your policies are hated by Left and Right alike ...
You handed Congress back to the GOP ...
And you have screwed up foreign policy so bad even the French wish a Bush were in the White House ...
Hillary says next to you, I'm as great as I think I am.
71. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 31, 2010 1:41 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 13:41
72. Posted by Jody | December 31, 2010 1:43 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
President Barack Obama and former President Bill Clinton take refuge in a doorway in the White House during the Republican earthquake of 2010.
72. Posted by Jody | December 31, 2010 1:43 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 13:43
73. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 1:47 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Whats hasss its gots ins its pocketsessss... pressciousssss....
73. Posted by rodney dill | December 31, 2010 1:47 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 13:47
74. Posted by yetanotherjohn | December 31, 2010 2:48 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Each display their personal penchants, Clinton plays pocket pool while Obama looks down his nose.
74. Posted by yetanotherjohn | December 31, 2010 2:48 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 14:48
75. Posted by yetanotherjohn | December 31, 2010 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thought bubble above Obama's head: I am so superior to this fool that if he can get elected to a second term after 1994 mid-terms, I can get elect to three terms.
Thought bubble above Clinton's head: This guy is so inexperienced that he probably hasn't even read the constitution.
75. Posted by yetanotherjohn | December 31, 2010 2:52 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 14:52
76. Posted by scsi.WuZzY | December 31, 2010 3:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm still waiting on that coffee..."
"Lewinski me, you hillbilly cracker"
76. Posted by scsi.WuZzY | December 31, 2010 3:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 15:05
77. Posted by Silver Bullet | December 31, 2010 3:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is that an intern kneeling down in the lower right corner of the photograph?
77. Posted by Silver Bullet | December 31, 2010 3:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 15:30
78. Posted by Joe Miller | December 31, 2010 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I hope to hell that this doorway is the portal to the world where my wife is beautiful and pleasant and the President isn't just another pompous ass like I was.
78. Posted by Joe Miller | December 31, 2010 4:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 16:22
79. Posted by Joel | December 31, 2010 4:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If you don't move to the middle you'll be out after one term!
79. Posted by Joel | December 31, 2010 4:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 16:23
80. Posted by leelu | December 31, 2010 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...Captain Jack Sparrow's got nothing on us!"
80. Posted by leelu | December 31, 2010 4:29 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 16:29
81. Posted by Joe Miller | December 31, 2010 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
January 1, 2250--Old Washington
Archeologists unearthed this photograph(see definitional unit) in a library of US Presidential history. Curiously, neither person was identified and some effort seems to have gone into erasing their activities. It is almost as if they had both done something horribly wrong.
81. Posted by Joe Miller | December 31, 2010 4:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 16:32
82. Posted by Gmac | December 31, 2010 5:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Slacker & Cracker Disfunctional Presidential Services
82. Posted by Gmac | December 31, 2010 5:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 17:43
83. Posted by chsw | December 31, 2010 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"..and that's how you revise the intern program."
chsw
83. Posted by chsw | December 31, 2010 5:56 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 17:56
84. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 6:06 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama - "You know MLK JR said "Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." "
Clinton - "well as far as you are concerned is he is 2 for 2"
84. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 6:06 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 18:06
85. Posted by JJ | December 31, 2010 6:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't you be lookin' down your nose at ME. I was having my way with this country before you'd even organized your first community!
85. Posted by JJ | December 31, 2010 6:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 18:06
86. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 6:17 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Noone knew where the voice came from. It's haunting words lingered in the air even a week after Christmas.
"This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased."
'"
86. Posted by retired military | December 31, 2010 6:17 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 18:17
87. Posted by bullwinkle | December 31, 2010 6:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yeah, Barry, I'll give you a Lewinsky, just don't get any on my suit. You know what happened last time..."
87. Posted by bullwinkle | December 31, 2010 6:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 18:36
88. Posted by PBunyan | December 31, 2010 7:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bubba: "Ya see when it's just us Democrats around it's best if we all keep our hands in our own pockets like this so we don't accidentally stick them in other's pockets out of force of habit."
88. Posted by PBunyan | December 31, 2010 7:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 19:09
89. Posted by a. moral | December 31, 2010 7:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay, okay, I know I screwed up the intern sex perk for this gig, but you knew that going in. Let it go, already!
89. Posted by a. moral | December 31, 2010 7:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 19:37
90. Posted by Rovin | December 31, 2010 7:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clinton: "When we get out there, I'd like ya to wait a few minutes before letting the press know your wife's got your holiday nuts roasting on an open fire".
90. Posted by Rovin | December 31, 2010 7:52 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 19:52
91. Posted by Scott Strange | December 31, 2010 7:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: Listen, Bill... I know you are usually on the receiving end, but seriously, when I stand like this...
91. Posted by Scott Strange | December 31, 2010 7:57 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 19:57
92. Posted by jwbs | December 31, 2010 8:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Things will get better. You have a GOP House now."
92. Posted by jwbs | December 31, 2010 8:41 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 20:41
93. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 31, 2010 9:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Power and the money, money and the power,
Minute after minute, hour after hour,
We've been spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise...
93. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 31, 2010 9:30 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 21:30
94. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 31, 2010 9:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks like we're going to have to call in Patty Hewes to fix this mess.
94. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 31, 2010 9:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 21:33
95. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 31, 2010 9:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My stimulus package is way bigger than yours ever was. I'm just sayin'...
95. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 31, 2010 9:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 21:34
96. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 31, 2010 9:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
So you raped a woman? I raped a whole country! Put some ice on that!
96. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 31, 2010 9:36 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 21:36
97. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 31, 2010 9:52 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
I tell you what. I'll make you a deal. You show me the birth certificate and I'll tell you who killed Vince Foster.
97. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 31, 2010 9:52 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 21:52
98. Posted by fustian | December 31, 2010 11:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Where'd Obama get the TelePrompTer that looks just like Clinton?
98. Posted by fustian | December 31, 2010 11:29 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 23:29
99. Posted by VikesFan | December 31, 2010 11:32 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Schtick & Slick
99. Posted by VikesFan | December 31, 2010 11:32 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 31, 2010 23:32
100. Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica | January 1, 2011 1:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm not kiddin ya, Barry. Helen Thomas may be ugly as sin, but she could definitely blow a tune!
100. Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica | January 1, 2011 1:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 1, 2011 01:29
101. Posted by CZ | January 1, 2011 8:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Wingnuts boasting ... by an open foyer.
101. Posted by CZ | January 1, 2011 8:38 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 1, 2011 08:38
102. Posted by Rich | January 1, 2011 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't you be looking down your nose at me Mister One Termer with a massive deficit. Hillary is so gonna smack the black off you.
102. Posted by Rich | January 1, 2011 10:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 1, 2011 10:06
103. Posted by rodney dill | January 1, 2011 10:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Why do Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder come to mind?
103. Posted by rodney dill | January 1, 2011 10:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 1, 2011 10:56
104. Posted by rodney dill | January 1, 2011 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You are fast Bill, but that wasn't a chess piece in my pocket."
104. Posted by rodney dill | January 1, 2011 10:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 1, 2011 10:57
105. Posted by cathymv | January 1, 2011 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clinton and Obama agree: They love themselves some big butted women!!
105. Posted by cathymv | January 1, 2011 12:19 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 1, 2011 12:19
106. Posted by itismedavid | January 1, 2011 2:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clinton: "So you actually BELIEVE the crap you say off the teleprompter?"
106. Posted by itismedavid | January 1, 2011 2:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 1, 2011 14:25
107. Posted by Porkopolis | January 1, 2011 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clinton to Obama:
107. Posted by Porkopolis | January 1, 2011 2:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 1, 2011 14:35
108. Posted by Joel | January 1, 2011 3:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bill said,
"I'm impressed, I've never seen such a small mind inside such a big head before."
108. Posted by Joel | January 1, 2011 3:54 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 1, 2011 15:54
109. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 2, 2011 9:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One might think that two men who have "ruled the world" would be deep in a discussion of weighty world matters. Nah, I think they're just whining 'bout their weighty wives.
109. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 2, 2011 9:19 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2011 21:19
110. Posted by Ron Collins | January 2, 2011 11:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So, Big O, Which sides winning or do ya' just have a grip on things?
110. Posted by Ron Collins | January 2, 2011 11:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 2, 2011 23:04
111. Posted by deez | January 3, 2011 12:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah, Bill..anything happens to Joe, you can be the VP.
111. Posted by deez | January 3, 2011 12:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 3, 2011 00:26
112. Posted by JDL | January 3, 2011 1:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clinton: No, you are not George Soros favorite, Billary is.
112. Posted by JDL | January 3, 2011 1:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 3, 2011 01:28
113. Posted by JDL | January 3, 2011 1:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill: Yep my balls are still there, how about yours?
Barry: Hmmmm I can't seem to locate the only remaining one I had. Mooochelle stomped the other one after I ate that funnel cake at that B-ball game. That's why I threw the first pitch into the dirt that day.
113. Posted by JDL | January 3, 2011 1:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 3, 2011 01:43
114. Posted by JDL | January 3, 2011 1:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill: Now that is how you hold a press conference, my fellow Progressive anti-Capitalism friend.
114. Posted by JDL | January 3, 2011 1:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 3, 2011 01:50
115. Posted by Kevin
| January 3, 2011 2:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
115. Posted by Kevin
| January 3, 2011 2:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 3, 2011 02:11