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Incoming House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) kisses outgoing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) after she handed over the speaker's gavel to Boehner on the opening day of the 112th United States Congress on Capitol Hill in Washington, January 5, 2011. Republicans are taking control of the U.S. House of Representatives since winning a majority in the November U.S. Congressional mid-term elections. (Reuters)


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Nancy: "Miss me yet?"... (Below threshold)

Nancy: "Miss me yet?"
John: "I ain't started swinging yet."

That IS a gavel in my hand ... (Below threshold)

That IS a gavel in my hand AND I'm happy to see you.. leave.

Nancy: "Are your tears 'cau... (Below threshold)

Nancy: "Are your tears 'cause I'm leaving?"
John: "No, I dropped this M----- F------ gavel on my big toe."

Hammer time!... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Hammer time!

Error apparent kisses goodb... (Below threshold)

Error apparent kisses goodbye to the heir apparent.

*Smmoooch* Now get the f__k... (Below threshold)
Hawk777:

*Smmoooch* Now get the f__k outta here you marxist ho.

"Now... kiss off, bitch! Le... (Below threshold)
JLawson:

"Now... kiss off, bitch! Let me clean up the mess you made!"

"Nancy, why is the handle s... (Below threshold)

"Nancy, why is the handle sticky?"

In keeping with her party's... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

In keeping with her party's exploits while she was House Speaker, Pelosi is shown stealing Boehner's wallet during Wednesday's ceremonies.

In a rarely photographed ev... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

In a rarely photographed event, a dementor is seen administering the death kiss to John Boehner.

"You'll get this gavel when... (Below threshold)
John F Not Kerry:

"You'll get this gavel when you pry it out of my cold, dead fingers."

Unfortunately Speaker Boehn... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

Unfortunately Speaker Boehner was unable to talk for some time after this because his lips were paralized by the Botox.

Kissing ass.... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Kissing ass.

Are you kidding? Stick my t... (Below threshold)
Clay:

Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb! Stuck? Stuck. It's Stuck. It's STUCK!!!

The revenge and victory wer... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

The revenge and victory were so sweet, Speaker Boehner needed to taste something sour and bitter to counteract it

Hell, even I might be willi... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Hell, even I might be willing to kiss her on the cheek if that's what it took to get her out of the Speaker's chair

Boehner "Smells like fish, ... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Boehner "Smells like fish, tastes like chicken, yep she's a democrat all right!:

Boehner shows restraint by ... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Boehner shows restraint by not playing "Whack-o-Dem with his new gavel!

John Boehner shows that he ... (Below threshold)

John Boehner shows that he is willing to pay any price, no matter how disgusting, to become Speaker of the House.

Hack and tan.... (Below threshold)
Hawk777:

Hack and tan.

"Nancy, would please place ... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"Nancy, would please place your head on the desk for just a moment?"

John Boehner kisses Nancy P... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

John Boehner kisses Nancy Pelosi's ass.

Bang, Bang, Maxwell's silve... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Bang, Bang, Maxwell's silver hammer...

Nancy: My, what a big hamme... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Nancy: My, what a big hammer you have!

Boehner "See Nancy that is... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Boehner "See Nancy that is how you do it. You are supposed to kiss someone BEFORE you screw them"

Boehner "Well what I heard ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Boehner "Well what I heard was right. It doesnt matter whether you kiss her ass or her face, they both look the same"

Boehner "Why is Pelosi wear... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Boehner "Why is Pelosi wearing a mask of Helen Thomas's ass?"

Whack-A-Pol... (Below threshold)

Whack-A-Pol

When the only tool you have... (Below threshold)

When the only tool you have is a hammer, all problems look like nails.

Answer: When kissing.... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Answer: When kissing.

Question: When's the only time Pelosi shuts her mouth?

Pelosi in true Terminator f... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Pelosi in true Terminator form: "I'll be back!"

Democrats are wondering why... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Democrats are wondering why republicans are embracing the slogan "hope and change"

Trust me people, that wasn ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Trust me people, that wasn NOT a kiss. Boehner was just blowing Pelosi a raspberry!

When the saliva from Boehne... (Below threshold)
retired military:

When the saliva from Boehner's kiss hit Pelosi's cheek a hissing sound was heard and sunddenly Pelosi was overheard saying "I'M MELTING AWAY, MELTING AWAY"

Pelosi "I'll get you, and y... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Pelosi "I'll get you, and your little dog Toto too"

"That's right sweety focus ... (Below threshold)
rbee:

"That's right sweety focus on the stars and stripes,you'll be seeing stars in a moment and you'll be wearing stripes sooner rather than later!"

Is it twoo what they say ab... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Is it twoo what they say about your people?...

It's TWOO! It's TWOO!

A hag and a gag in front of... (Below threshold)

A hag and a gag in front of the flag.

"Just call me Maxwell Ediso... (Below threshold)

"Just call me Maxwell Edison."

Olaf's Troll Hammer cleans ... (Below threshold)
Tom Blogical:

Olaf's Troll Hammer cleans "House" once again.

Boehner...No Nancy, it is n... (Below threshold)
just bob:

Boehner...No Nancy, it is not boner,now stand back.

And the funny thing, Nancy ... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

And the funny thing, Nancy darling, is that the voters think things will change. I love this country!

Witness the power of Axe Ch... (Below threshold)
MunDane68:

Witness the power of Axe Chocolate Bodywash...

Boehner thinking: They don'... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

Boehner thinking: They don't pay me enough to do this.

"Nancy, LET GO of the gavel... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

"Nancy, LET GO of the gavel, damnit!"

Typical of D.C., John Boehn... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Typical of D.C., John Boehner had to kiss an ass in order to get the Speaker's gavel.

"Why did he call me Fred... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"Why did he call me Fredo?

"and why did they replace my limo with a rowboat and grim-faced Sicilian?"

Enjoy those commercial flig... (Below threshold)
jbinnout:

Enjoy those commercial flights home, Nancy.

Boehner: "Eewwww. Well... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Boehner: "Eewwww. Well, at least this will be over in a moment. Better than poor Joe Biden, who has to "work out the wookie" ... [shudders]"

Your ear has the same colla... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

Your ear has the same collagen consistancy as your lips Ms Pelosi!

Boehner gets ready to tap t... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Boehner gets ready to tap the nation's largest single reserve of Botox.

Boehner goes full Heston in... (Below threshold)
Roy:

Boehner goes full Heston in the 2011 redux of "Planet of the Apes".

The (Jack)Hammer and the Si... (Below threshold)
Carolyn:

The (Jack)Hammer and the Sick(le)

"Did ya hear, Nancy, John E... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Did ya hear, Nancy, John Edwards just got engaged?"

At just the right moment, B... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

At just the right moment, Boehner moved the dart into position and blew it into Pelosi's neck, rendering her unconscious so Animal Control could safely remove her from the public.

"I must break you"... (Below threshold)
J-Ho:

"I must break you"

Boehner pulls a boner.... (Below threshold)
Brad:

Boehner pulls a boner.

Gives new meaning to "kissi... (Below threshold)
Shawn:

Gives new meaning to "kissing ass."

Damn. Sorry Gmac. Didn't ... (Below threshold)
Shawn:

Damn. Sorry Gmac. Didn't see you beat me to it.

Prior to today, Pelosi dema... (Below threshold)
jim2:

Prior to today, Pelosi demanded that a different cheek be kissed.

Seconds afterward, Pelosi r... (Below threshold)
PapaWhisky:

Seconds afterward, Pelosi recoiled in terror, realizing that two of the worst things in life for a liberal had just occurred: being kissed by a Republican and standing next to an American Flag.

SOLD! - For 1$ to bidder 66... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

SOLD! - For 1$ to bidder 666

Kicking and screaming occur... (Below threshold)
914:

Kicking and screaming occurred shortly after..

Have gavel, blinky travel</... (Below threshold)
914:

Have gavel, blinky travel

'Gung ho, gung ho, ObamaCar... (Below threshold)
914:

'Gung ho, gung ho, ObamaCare must go!'

Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!... (Below threshold)
914:

Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ugh… I've got cooties.... (Below threshold)

ugh… I've got cooties.

John Boehner whispers to Na... (Below threshold)
cathymv:

John Boehner whispers to Nancy: You're kissing the wrong cheek!!


"I taste Botox."... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"I taste Botox."

1. Pelosi: "Damn! I forg... (Below threshold)
chsw:

1. Pelosi: "Damn! I forgot to use the poison lipstick this morning!"

2. Boehner: "I wonder if Congressional immunity applies if I can take her out with one whack."


chsw

"Maybe if I hit my nuts wit... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"Maybe if I hit my nuts with this hammer this kiss won't be so bad."

Think of England, think of ... (Below threshold)
teh wind:

Think of England, think of England...

Now, we know why they repea... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

Now, we know why they repealed "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"!

ewwww - get a room!... (Below threshold)
tom51:

ewwww - get a room!

Exit... Stage Left... (Below threshold)
Shawn:

Exit... Stage Left

And now it's my turn to pla... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

And now it's my turn to play Whack A Mole

Guess who're the moles...

Is this a change of leaders... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Is this a change of leadership or just passing the baton? Stay tuned.

I've got to go take a showe... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I've got to go take a shower now. I feel dirty.

Random thoughts:Is... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

Random thoughts:

Is this going to happen every time the outgoing and incoming speakers are of different genders? 'Cause it kinda creeps me out. If that's the cas then we should really stick with one gender or the other.

Then again, if they were both the same gender and they kept this tradition of kissing as the passed the gavel that would creep me out even more...

(Durn typos)Random... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

(Durn typos)

Random thoughts:

Is this going to happen every time the outgoing and incoming speakers are of different genders? 'Cause it kinda creeps me out. If that's the case then we should really stick with one gender or the other.

Then again, if they were both the same gender and they kept this tradition of kissing as the passed they gavel that would creep me out even more...

It appears Nancy was since... (Below threshold)
914:

It appears Nancy was sincere about draining the swamp..

John: "Palomino... PALOMINO... (Below threshold)

John: "Palomino... PALOMINO... PALOMINO!"

The Boehner Boner...immedia... (Below threshold)
fustian:

The Boehner Boner...immediately missing.

Go for the air kiss John. H... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Go for the air kiss John. Her middle name's Borgia.

"Mjollnir? I don't even kno... (Below threshold)

"Mjollnir? I don't even know her."

"Tell me, schatze, is it tw... (Below threshold)
Murgatroyd:

"Tell me, schatze, is it twoo what they say about the way you people are ... gifted? ... Oh, it's twoo. It's twoo. It's twoo, it's twoo!"

Boehner, demonstrating how ... (Below threshold)
xiphos:

Boehner, demonstrating how to kiss ass in D.C.

PELOSI: I'll get you, you ... (Below threshold)
Olsoljer:

PELOSI: I'll get you, you bastard!
BOEHNER: Blow me bitch!

"BRAINS.....BRAINS.....oops... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"BRAINS.....BRAINS.....oops, empty...none here..."

Boehner: I smoked a whole ... (Below threshold)
Vikes Fan:

Boehner: I smoked a whole pack this morning in anticipation of this moment.

Boehner: I smoked a whole ... (Below threshold)
VikesFan:

Boehner: I smoked a whole pack this morning in anticipation of this moment.

Pelosi couldn't pass-up the... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

Pelosi couldn't pass-up the last photo-op of her career.

Boehner: "kissing lizard sk... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Boehner: "kissing lizard skin was an experience
I won't soon forget".

Pelosi: "did you see how AROUSED he was?!!"

Barney Frank: "not as aroused as I was!"

"...so Prince Boehner bent ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"...so Prince Boehner bent and kissed the frog...but she stayed a frog; bumps, warts, Botox, and as far as we know....she remains
a frog to this day!"

Nancy can't help it. She gr... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Nancy can't help it. She gravitates to the
guy with the biggest 'gavel'.

Nan comes at him with the a... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Nan comes at him with the angry D-cups, hammerlock and groping right hand, but John thwarts her with a cheek-skim and a gavel pump...to buy time...and wins the day!"

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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