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Comments (97)
Nancy: "Miss me yet?"... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 7:19 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Nancy: "Miss me yet?"
John: "I ain't started swinging yet."
1. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 7:19 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 07:19
2. Posted by Dwayne the canoe guy | January 7, 2011 7:20 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
That IS a gavel in my hand AND I'm happy to see you.. leave.
2. Posted by Dwayne the canoe guy | January 7, 2011 7:20 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 07:20
3. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy: "Are your tears 'cause I'm leaving?"
John: "No, I dropped this M----- F------ gavel on my big toe."
3. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 7:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 07:20
4. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 7, 2011 7:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hammer time!
4. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 7, 2011 7:21 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 07:21
5. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Error apparent kisses goodbye to the heir apparent.
5. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 7:22 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 07:22
6. Posted by Hawk777 | January 7, 2011 7:23 AM | Score: 4 (12 votes cast)
*Smmoooch* Now get the f__k outta here you marxist ho.
6. Posted by Hawk777 | January 7, 2011 7:23 AM |
Score: 4 (12 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 07:23
7. Posted by JLawson | January 7, 2011 7:23 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Now... kiss off, bitch! Let me clean up the mess you made!"
7. Posted by JLawson | January 7, 2011 7:23 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 07:23
8. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 7:24 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
"Nancy, why is the handle sticky?"
8. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 7:24 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 07:24
9. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 7, 2011 7:32 AM | Score: 16 (20 votes cast)
In keeping with her party's exploits while she was House Speaker, Pelosi is shown stealing Boehner's wallet during Wednesday's ceremonies.
9. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 7, 2011 7:32 AM |
Score: 16 (20 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 07:32
10. Posted by iwogisdead | January 7, 2011 7:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In a rarely photographed event, a dementor is seen administering the death kiss to John Boehner.
10. Posted by iwogisdead | January 7, 2011 7:32 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 07:32
11. Posted by John F Not Kerry | January 7, 2011 7:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You'll get this gavel when you pry it out of my cold, dead fingers."
11. Posted by John F Not Kerry | January 7, 2011 7:34 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 07:34
12. Posted by PBunyan | January 7, 2011 7:46 AM | Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Unfortunately Speaker Boehner was unable to talk for some time after this because his lips were paralized by the Botox.
12. Posted by PBunyan | January 7, 2011 7:46 AM |
Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 07:46
13. Posted by Gmac | January 7, 2011 7:53 AM | Score: 26 (28 votes cast)
Kissing ass.
13. Posted by Gmac | January 7, 2011 7:53 AM |
Score: 26 (28 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 07:53
14. Posted by Clay | January 7, 2011 8:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb! Stuck? Stuck. It's Stuck. It's STUCK!!!
14. Posted by Clay | January 7, 2011 8:01 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:01
15. Posted by john1v6 | January 7, 2011 8:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The revenge and victory were so sweet, Speaker Boehner needed to taste something sour and bitter to counteract it
15. Posted by john1v6 | January 7, 2011 8:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:04
16. Posted by john1v6 | January 7, 2011 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hell, even I might be willing to kiss her on the cheek if that's what it took to get her out of the Speaker's chair
16. Posted by john1v6 | January 7, 2011 8:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:05
17. Posted by JAT0 | January 7, 2011 8:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Boehner "Smells like fish, tastes like chicken, yep she's a democrat all right!:
17. Posted by JAT0 | January 7, 2011 8:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:06
18. Posted by JAT0 | January 7, 2011 8:08 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Boehner shows restraint by not playing "Whack-o-Dem with his new gavel!
18. Posted by JAT0 | January 7, 2011 8:08 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:08
19. Posted by Sabba Hillel | January 7, 2011 8:08 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
John Boehner shows that he is willing to pay any price, no matter how disgusting, to become Speaker of the House.
19. Posted by Sabba Hillel | January 7, 2011 8:08 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:08
20. Posted by Hawk777 | January 7, 2011 8:09 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Hack and tan.
20. Posted by Hawk777 | January 7, 2011 8:09 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:09
21. Posted by Rick13 | January 7, 2011 8:09 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Nancy, would please place your head on the desk for just a moment?"
21. Posted by Rick13 | January 7, 2011 8:09 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:09
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 7, 2011 8:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
John Boehner kisses Nancy Pelosi's ass.
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 7, 2011 8:16 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:16
23. Posted by tomg51 | January 7, 2011 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bang, Bang, Maxwell's silver hammer...
23. Posted by tomg51 | January 7, 2011 8:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:16
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 7, 2011 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy: My, what a big hammer you have!
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 7, 2011 8:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:18
25. Posted by retired military | January 7, 2011 8:25 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Boehner "See Nancy that is how you do it. You are supposed to kiss someone BEFORE you screw them"
25. Posted by retired military | January 7, 2011 8:25 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:25
26. Posted by retired military | January 7, 2011 8:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Boehner "Well what I heard was right. It doesnt matter whether you kiss her ass or her face, they both look the same"
26. Posted by retired military | January 7, 2011 8:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:28
27. Posted by retired military | January 7, 2011 8:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Boehner "Why is Pelosi wearing a mask of Helen Thomas's ass?"
27. Posted by retired military | January 7, 2011 8:28 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:28
28. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whack-A-Pol
28. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 8:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:28
29. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When the only tool you have is a hammer, all problems look like nails.
29. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 8:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:29
30. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 7, 2011 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Answer: When kissing.
Question: When's the only time Pelosi shuts her mouth?
30. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 7, 2011 8:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:29
31. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 7, 2011 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi in true Terminator form: "I'll be back!"
31. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 7, 2011 8:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:30
32. Posted by retired military | January 7, 2011 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Democrats are wondering why republicans are embracing the slogan "hope and change"
32. Posted by retired military | January 7, 2011 8:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:34
33. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 7, 2011 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trust me people, that wasn NOT a kiss. Boehner was just blowing Pelosi a raspberry!
33. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 7, 2011 8:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:35
34. Posted by retired military | January 7, 2011 8:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
When the saliva from Boehner's kiss hit Pelosi's cheek a hissing sound was heard and sunddenly Pelosi was overheard saying "I'M MELTING AWAY, MELTING AWAY"
34. Posted by retired military | January 7, 2011 8:36 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:36
35. Posted by retired military | January 7, 2011 8:37 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Pelosi "I'll get you, and your little dog Toto too"
35. Posted by retired military | January 7, 2011 8:37 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:37
36. Posted by rbee | January 7, 2011 8:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"That's right sweety focus on the stars and stripes,you'll be seeing stars in a moment and you'll be wearing stripes sooner rather than later!"
36. Posted by rbee | January 7, 2011 8:48 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:48
37. Posted by Joe Miller | January 7, 2011 8:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Is it twoo what they say about your people?...
It's TWOO! It's TWOO!
37. Posted by Joe Miller | January 7, 2011 8:50 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:50
38. Posted by Porkopolis | January 7, 2011 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A hag and a gag in front of the flag.
38. Posted by Porkopolis | January 7, 2011 8:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 08:57
39. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 9:05 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"Just call me Maxwell Edison."
39. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 9:05 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 09:05
40. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 7, 2011 9:06 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Olaf's Troll Hammer cleans "House" once again.
40. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 7, 2011 9:06 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 09:06
41. Posted by just bob | January 7, 2011 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Boehner...No Nancy, it is not boner,now stand back.
41. Posted by just bob | January 7, 2011 9:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 09:09
42. Posted by Weegie | January 7, 2011 9:15 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
And the funny thing, Nancy darling, is that the voters think things will change. I love this country!
42. Posted by Weegie | January 7, 2011 9:15 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 09:15
43. Posted by MunDane68 | January 7, 2011 9:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Witness the power of Axe Chocolate Bodywash...
43. Posted by MunDane68 | January 7, 2011 9:16 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 09:16
44. Posted by Brian The Adequate | January 7, 2011 9:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Boehner thinking: They don't pay me enough to do this.
44. Posted by Brian The Adequate | January 7, 2011 9:17 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 09:17
45. Posted by GarandFan | January 7, 2011 9:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Nancy, LET GO of the gavel, damnit!"
45. Posted by GarandFan | January 7, 2011 9:23 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 09:23
46. Posted by Dodo David | January 7, 2011 9:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Typical of D.C., John Boehner had to kiss an ass in order to get the Speaker's gavel.
46. Posted by Dodo David | January 7, 2011 9:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 09:43
47. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 7, 2011 9:43 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Why did he call me Fredo?
"and why did they replace my limo with a rowboat and grim-faced Sicilian?"
47. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 7, 2011 9:43 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 09:43
48. Posted by jbinnout | January 7, 2011 9:49 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Enjoy those commercial flights home, Nancy.
48. Posted by jbinnout | January 7, 2011 9:49 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 09:49
49. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 7, 2011 9:49 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Boehner: "Eewwww. Well, at least this will be over in a moment. Better than poor Joe Biden, who has to "work out the wookie" ... [shudders]"
49. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 7, 2011 9:49 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 09:49
50. Posted by Imhotep | January 7, 2011 9:52 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Your ear has the same collagen consistancy as your lips Ms Pelosi!
50. Posted by Imhotep | January 7, 2011 9:52 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 09:52
51. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 7, 2011 9:59 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Boehner gets ready to tap the nation's largest single reserve of Botox.
51. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 7, 2011 9:59 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 09:59
52. Posted by Roy | January 7, 2011 10:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Boehner goes full Heston in the 2011 redux of "Planet of the Apes".
52. Posted by Roy | January 7, 2011 10:01 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 10:01
53. Posted by Carolyn | January 7, 2011 10:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The (Jack)Hammer and the Sick(le)
53. Posted by Carolyn | January 7, 2011 10:16 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 10:16
54. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 7, 2011 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Did ya hear, Nancy, John Edwards just got engaged?"
54. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 7, 2011 10:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 10:27
55. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 7, 2011 10:32 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
At just the right moment, Boehner moved the dart into position and blew it into Pelosi's neck, rendering her unconscious so Animal Control could safely remove her from the public.
55. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 7, 2011 10:32 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 10:32
56. Posted by J-Ho | January 7, 2011 10:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I must break you"
56. Posted by J-Ho | January 7, 2011 10:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 10:38
57. Posted by Brad | January 7, 2011 10:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Boehner pulls a boner.
57. Posted by Brad | January 7, 2011 10:51 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 10:51
58. Posted by Shawn | January 7, 2011 10:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Gives new meaning to "kissing ass."
58. Posted by Shawn | January 7, 2011 10:55 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 10:55
59. Posted by Shawn | January 7, 2011 10:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Damn. Sorry Gmac. Didn't see you beat me to it.
59. Posted by Shawn | January 7, 2011 10:57 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 10:57
60. Posted by jim2 | January 7, 2011 11:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Prior to today, Pelosi demanded that a different cheek be kissed.
60. Posted by jim2 | January 7, 2011 11:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 11:05
61. Posted by PapaWhisky | January 7, 2011 11:20 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Seconds afterward, Pelosi recoiled in terror, realizing that two of the worst things in life for a liberal had just occurred: being kissed by a Republican and standing next to an American Flag.
61. Posted by PapaWhisky | January 7, 2011 11:20 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 11:20
62. Posted by tomg51 | January 7, 2011 11:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
SOLD! - For 1$ to bidder 666
62. Posted by tomg51 | January 7, 2011 11:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 11:38
63. Posted by 914 | January 7, 2011 12:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Kicking and screaming occurred shortly after..
63. Posted by 914 | January 7, 2011 12:05 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 12:05
64. Posted by 914 | January 7, 2011 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Have gavel, blinky travel
64. Posted by 914 | January 7, 2011 12:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 12:09
65. Posted by 914 | January 7, 2011 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'Gung ho, gung ho, ObamaCare must go!'
65. Posted by 914 | January 7, 2011 12:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 12:11
66. Posted by 914 | January 7, 2011 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
66. Posted by 914 | January 7, 2011 12:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 12:16
67. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 7, 2011 12:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
ugh… I've got cooties.
67. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 7, 2011 12:21 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 12:21
68. Posted by cathymv | January 7, 2011 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Boehner whispers to Nancy: You're kissing the wrong cheek!!
68. Posted by cathymv | January 7, 2011 12:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 12:33
69. Posted by Peter F. | January 7, 2011 12:39 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"I taste Botox."
69. Posted by Peter F. | January 7, 2011 12:39 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 12:39
70. Posted by chsw | January 7, 2011 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1. Pelosi: "Damn! I forgot to use the poison lipstick this morning!"
2. Boehner: "I wonder if Congressional immunity applies if I can take her out with one whack."
chsw
70. Posted by chsw | January 7, 2011 12:54 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 12:54
71. Posted by Faith+1 | January 7, 2011 1:01 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Maybe if I hit my nuts with this hammer this kiss won't be so bad."
71. Posted by Faith+1 | January 7, 2011 1:01 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 13:01
72. Posted by teh wind | January 7, 2011 1:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Think of England, think of England...
72. Posted by teh wind | January 7, 2011 1:51 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 13:51
73. Posted by RadiCalMan | January 7, 2011 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now, we know why they repealed "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"!
73. Posted by RadiCalMan | January 7, 2011 3:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 15:25
74. Posted by tom51 | January 7, 2011 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ewwww - get a room!
74. Posted by tom51 | January 7, 2011 4:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 16:07
75. Posted by Shawn | January 7, 2011 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Exit... Stage Left
75. Posted by Shawn | January 7, 2011 4:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 16:10
76. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 7, 2011 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And now it's my turn to play Whack A Mole
Guess who're the moles...
76. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 7, 2011 5:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 17:01
77. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 7, 2011 6:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Is this a change of leadership or just passing the baton? Stay tuned.
77. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 7, 2011 6:03 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 18:03
78. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 7, 2011 6:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've got to go take a shower now. I feel dirty.
78. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 7, 2011 6:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 18:05
79. Posted by PBunyan | January 7, 2011 7:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Random thoughts:
Is this going to happen every time the outgoing and incoming speakers are of different genders? 'Cause it kinda creeps me out. If that's the cas then we should really stick with one gender or the other.
Then again, if they were both the same gender and they kept this tradition of kissing as the passed the gavel that would creep me out even more...
79. Posted by PBunyan | January 7, 2011 7:57 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 19:57
80. Posted by PBunyan | January 7, 2011 8:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Durn typos)
Random thoughts:
Is this going to happen every time the outgoing and incoming speakers are of different genders? 'Cause it kinda creeps me out. If that's the case then we should really stick with one gender or the other.
Then again, if they were both the same gender and they kept this tradition of kissing as the passed they gavel that would creep me out even more...
80. Posted by PBunyan | January 7, 2011 8:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 20:00
81. Posted by 914 | January 7, 2011 8:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It appears Nancy was sincere about draining the swamp..
81. Posted by 914 | January 7, 2011 8:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 20:10
82. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 8:27 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
John: "Palomino... PALOMINO... PALOMINO!"
82. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 8:27 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 20:27
83. Posted by fustian | January 7, 2011 8:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Boehner Boner...immediately missing.
83. Posted by fustian | January 7, 2011 8:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 20:42
84. Posted by fustian | January 7, 2011 8:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Go for the air kiss John. Her middle name's Borgia.
84. Posted by fustian | January 7, 2011 8:45 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 20:45
85. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 9:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mjollnir? I don't even know her."
85. Posted by rodney dill | January 7, 2011 9:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 7, 2011 21:11
86. Posted by Murgatroyd | January 8, 2011 4:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Tell me, schatze, is it twoo what they say about the way you people are ... gifted? ... Oh, it's twoo. It's twoo. It's twoo, it's twoo!"
86. Posted by Murgatroyd | January 8, 2011 4:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2011 04:40
87. Posted by xiphos | January 8, 2011 5:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boehner, demonstrating how to kiss ass in D.C.
87. Posted by xiphos | January 8, 2011 5:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2011 05:09
88. Posted by Olsoljer | January 8, 2011 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PELOSI: I'll get you, you bastard!
BOEHNER: Blow me bitch!
88. Posted by Olsoljer | January 8, 2011 7:36 AM |
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Posted on January 8, 2011 07:36
89. Posted by zipity | January 8, 2011 11:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"BRAINS.....BRAINS.....oops, empty...none here..."
89. Posted by zipity | January 8, 2011 11:00 AM |
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Posted on January 8, 2011 11:00
90. Posted by Vikes Fan | January 8, 2011 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boehner: I smoked a whole pack this morning in anticipation of this moment.
90. Posted by Vikes Fan | January 8, 2011 12:50 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2011 12:50
91. Posted by VikesFan | January 8, 2011 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boehner: I smoked a whole pack this morning in anticipation of this moment.
91. Posted by VikesFan | January 8, 2011 12:53 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2011 12:53
92. Posted by clearmind | January 8, 2011 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi couldn't pass-up the last photo-op of her career.
92. Posted by clearmind | January 8, 2011 2:20 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2011 14:20
93. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 8, 2011 11:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boehner: "kissing lizard skin was an experience
I won't soon forget".
Pelosi: "did you see how AROUSED he was?!!"
Barney Frank: "not as aroused as I was!"
93. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 8, 2011 11:35 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2011 23:35
94. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 8, 2011 11:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...so Prince Boehner bent and kissed the frog...but she stayed a frog; bumps, warts, Botox, and as far as we know....she remains
a frog to this day!"
94. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 8, 2011 11:49 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2011 23:49
95. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 8, 2011 11:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy can't help it. She gravitates to the
guy with the biggest 'gavel'.
95. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 8, 2011 11:54 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2011 23:54
96. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 9, 2011 12:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nan comes at him with the angry D-cups, hammerlock and groping right hand, but John thwarts her with a cheek-skim and a gavel pump...to buy time...and wins the day!"
96. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 9, 2011 12:05 AM |
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Posted on January 9, 2011 00:05
97. Posted by Kevin
| January 10, 2011 12:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
97. Posted by Kevin
| January 10, 2011 12:55 AM |
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Posted on January 10, 2011 00:55