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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


T-shirts are placed on chairs for a memorial service for victims of the January 8 shooting at the University of Arizona in Tucson, Arizona January 12, 2011.


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Sorry hon, crass doesn't co... (Below threshold)
Highlander:

Sorry hon, crass doesn't come in petite.

My town was shot up by a cr... (Below threshold)
jay:

My town was shot up by a crazed gunman and all I got was this t-shirt.

Democrats. Feasting off the... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Democrats. Feasting off the blood of human misery since the 1790's.

Four years of college and a... (Below threshold)
mpw280:

Four years of college and all I know how to do is fold and lay out t-shirts. mpw

...while in polls BO dives.... (Below threshold)

...while in polls BO dives.

What's a Wet Hrive?... (Below threshold)

What's a Wet Hrive?

Mission Accomplished!... (Below threshold)

Mission Accomplished!

"I wonder if these are made... (Below threshold)

"I wonder if these are made of Kevlar?"

"Together we Thrive". ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

"Together we Thrive".

Because the tragic death of every child is an opportunity for branding.

Commentators agreed that th... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Commentators agreed that the extraordinary bad taste shown by handing out tee shirts at the Tuscon memorial service was Sarah Palin's fault.

The dems had offered the pa... (Below threshold)
fustian:

The dems had offered the parents a cut of merchandise sales.

After vomiting, they politely declined.

"150,000.00 in student loan... (Below threshold)
Zipity:

"150,000.00 in student loans for an Art History degree, with a minor in Women's Studies, and all I can find is an unpaid intern job with a Democrat......Seemed like a good idea at the time...CRAP...."

"I hope those 7 year old Ch... (Below threshold)
Zipity:

"I hope those 7 year old Chinese slave girls who made these T-shirts appreciate Obama like I do...."

Kinda remind you of Arlingt... (Below threshold)
pibill:

Kinda remind you of Arlington National Cemetery?

This shirt is too tight... ... (Below threshold)
Donnie:

This shirt is too tight... must be Sarah Palin's fault

It's a sad day when America... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

It's a sad day when Americans have to do a job that illegal immigrants won’t do because they’re too busy protesting America’s immigration laws!

NO tickee, NO shirtee.... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

NO tickee, NO shirtee.

Where's my flip-fold when I... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Where's my flip-fold when I need it?

Obama's campaign staff has ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Obama's campaign staff has replaced "Hope & Change" with "Together We Thrive" as if that's what we've been doing for the past two years.

Frig "thrive"; I'll be happ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Frig "thrive"; I'll be happy to "survive" another two years with Obama.

Do you think she's contempl... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Do you think she's contemplating man's inhumanity to man...

or looking for a smaller size?

I kAn HAz t-sHeRT?... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

I kAn HAz t-sHeRT?

"expand our moral imaginati... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

"expand our moral imagination" - that's sounding better now...

Diana Smith, member of Tucs... (Below threshold)

Diana Smith, member of Tucson Democrats for a Large Homogenized Government, contemplates Tucson's extraordinary luck at recent events.

"Palin's wrong... I don't s... (Below threshold)

"Palin's wrong... I don't see no blood labels on these shirts."

Thought bubble: I think TH... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

Thought bubble: I think THIS shirt would look better on THAT seat.

Democratic "rearranging-the-deck-chairs-thinking" in action.

An empty suit gives his spe... (Below threshold)
Roy:

An empty suit gives his speech to thousands of empty shirts.

What was it "Hope and Chang... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

What was it "Hope and Change or Change and Hope? Hum now I got to remember Together we bribe, oops thrive.

Now which one of these blue... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Now which one of these blue t-shirts is for Monica Lewinsky?

So, can Monica Lewinksy wea... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

So, can Monica Lewinksy wear a pearl necklace with her t-shirt?

Well, I suppose it's better... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

Well, I suppose it's better than our first idea: "I went to a funeral and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

Wear this. Because in an Ob... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Wear this. Because in an Obama world, there are no individuals. You will look the same, talk the same, think the same, and mourn the same. Got it?

Is this like Kenyan for, "R... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Is this like Kenyan for, "REST IN PEACE" or something?

People die, and the idiot i... (Below threshold)
Olsoljer:

People die, and the idiot in chief thinks this is a campaign rally.

"What is WETH RIVE", said t... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"What is WETH RIVE", said the Obama supporter.

Honey, I don't know if "tog... (Below threshold)
Trump:

Honey, I don't know if "together we thrive", but together you and I can have at least 5 sweaty minutes if you meet me in the broom closet...

John Lennon "Re-Imaged"<... (Below threshold)
fustian:

John Lennon "Re-Imaged"

Imagine there's no Palin
It's easy if you try
No more Rush below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the wealthy
Taxed hard every day...

Imagine we trash this country
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the sheeple
Together we will Thrive...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
Most of you won't really survive this
But I know that I will be one

Imagine no possessions
By now I bet you can
No need for greed or hunger
It's survival of the fittest then
Imagine all the people
Barely getting by...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And North Korean may as well have won...

Assimilation into The Borg ... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Assimilation into The Borg caught on camera

One more job "saved or crea... (Below threshold)
res:

One more job "saved or created."

Thinks: Hmmmm. Not since th... (Below threshold)

Thinks: Hmmmm. Not since the first modified Marxist, Mussolini, has this much narcissism pretended to power.

OMG! This will look so awes... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

OMG! This will look so awesome with my Jonestown pants!

Liberal euphemisms:1... (Below threshold)
Hawk777:

Liberal euphemisms:
1. Tax credit = welfare
2. Man caused disaster = terrorism
3. Ebonics = gibberish
4. "Together We Strive" = "Republicans and Tea Partiers May Now Sit Down and Shut the F--k Up."

Fruits of tne Loom.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Fruits of tne Loom.

"I prefer the 'Blood Libel'... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

"I prefer the 'Blood Libel' in red, myself."

Wellstoned!... (Below threshold)

Wellstoned!

Fruit of the Loon... (Below threshold)
914:

Fruit of the Loon

"Together We 'Thrive?'" </p... (Below threshold)

"Together We 'Thrive?'"

Multi-Trillion Dollar deficits, 20% effective unemployment and stagflation is nowadays called "thriving?"

Geeez - Marijuana-mumbling Mobbed-up murtadd-Muslim Mussolini-modeled modified-Marxist mother's miquetoast's done gone all Kim Jong-il on us!

Shovel Ready Opportunist </... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Shovel Ready Opportunist

"Together We Thrive" ... (Below threshold)
914:

"Together We Thrive"

Yeah, but its hell on the taxpayer!


Together We Thrive...Tomorr... (Below threshold)
914:

Together We Thrive...Tomorrow YOU Starve!

The Tee Shirt elf contempla... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

The Tee Shirt elf contemplated her handiwork and hoped it would please 'The Won'.

"Hmmmm... T-shirts to honor... (Below threshold)

"Hmmmm... T-shirts to honor shooting victims, maybe Giffords recovery wasn't that phenomenal, Democrats have been functioning without brains for years."

Rahm rang and said the shir... (Below threshold)

Rahm rang and said the shirts shoulda said, 'Never Let an ACLU-facilitated mass-murder go to Waste!'

....and gasoline is down to... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

....and gasoline is down to $3.00 a gallon, the lowest it has been in nearly 20 years. Remember, "Together we Thrive". Now, in more news from the Ministry of Plenty...

What the hell is this? I d... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

What the hell is this? I don't get the color of my choice and I can't sit in my own cheering section?

I sure hope they bring their "A" team because we're the Wildcats and here at McCale, Wildcats win!

:)"MURDER!!! - The T-Shirt!... (Below threshold)

:)"MURDER!!! - The T-Shirt!!!":)

I'm a psychology major here... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

I'm a psychology major here at UA and this is part of my internship in Psych 103.

I thought this was going to... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

I thought this was going to be a non-partisian event but I'm the only one with a RED shirt.

Obama: What is the Law?... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Obama: What is the Law?

Audience: To wear our t-shirt, that is the law. Are we not men?

They want me to switch from... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

They want me to switch from wearing a red shirt to wearing a blue shirt?
I thought I was attending a memorial service, not a Democratic Party pep rally.

Upon seeing that the woman ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Upon seeing that the woman was wearing a red shirt instead of a blue shirt,
Paul Krugman also blamed her for the Arizona tragedy.

Pondering: "I don't think t... (Below threshold)
914:

Pondering: "I don't think these will fit a wookie?"

"As I touch the hem of this... (Below threshold)
914:

"As I touch the hem of this garment, suddenly the tragedy makes sense."

... and the Collectivist ma... (Below threshold)
GaryL:

... and the Collectivist marketing sideshow continues.

The Tee Shirt Elf worried t... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

The Tee Shirt Elf worried that her red shirt signified that she too might be in danger if the landing party encountered any extraterrestrial tin foil beanie wearing psycho's.

Typing? How? All the keys ... (Below threshold)
Bruce B:

Typing? How? All the keys are the same.

"I went to a memorial and a... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"I went to a memorial and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

"I could fart a better slog... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"I could fart a better slogan."

"Together We Thrive"<... (Below threshold)
Joel :

"Together We Thrive"

translation...

"Food Stamp and Welfare For All."

"Hmm, funny, I never knew b... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Hmm, funny, I never knew bullshit was a fabric."

I think "We worship Barry" ... (Below threshold)
914:

I think "We worship Barry" on a brown T would have been much more appropriate for the occasion.

"S... (Below threshold)
JDL:

"Satan's Rapture"

If they bring a bible to th... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

If they bring a bible to the prayer service, we bring a t-shirt...

Now, i'm to take away the ... (Below threshold)
gaius piconius:

Now, i'm to take away the even numbered and relace them with a shirt, 'HOMOSEXUALITY HURTS YOUR BUM'. Got it!

Mom and Dad took Air force ... (Below threshold)
motley:

Mom and Dad took Air force One to Arizona and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

I went to see President Oba... (Below threshold)
Howie:

I went to see President Obama and all I got was this lousy BLUE t-shirt!

"Excuse me but do you have ... (Below threshold)
Unclezeb:

"Excuse me but do you have this same shirt but in red?"

If you silkscreen it, they ... (Below threshold)

If you silkscreen it, they will come.

Blue rules ... together soc... (Below threshold)
dave:

Blue rules ... together socialism will thrive too

She is saying to herself - ... (Below threshold)

She is saying to herself - "There is something wrong with this picture, but I can't quite put my finger on it."

"I thought this was the Smu... (Below threshold)
T-Dog:

"I thought this was the Smurf Expo?"

Set of the new Barack Obama... (Below threshold)

Set of the new Barack Obama reality TV hit show -- Dancing With The Czars

Thought bubble:hmm... (Below threshold)
JDL:

Thought bubble:

hmmm "togehter we thrive" sounds like Rev Wrights "collective salvation" hmmmmmmm

There is no hurt so bad tha... (Below threshold)
Pepperpot:

There is no hurt so bad that a T-Shirt can't fix it.

In case you missed your cha... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

In case you missed your chance, you can order the t-shirts at the Obama campaign organizers web site - Organizing for America.

They have them in different sizes and colors.

Hold on... why do I feel c... (Below threshold)
Tissy:

Hold on... why do I feel confusion and my feet are getting cold ?

Why am I feeling so unloved... (Below threshold)
Tissy:

Why am I feeling so unloved here?

I didn't know they made t-s... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

I didn't know they made t-shirts that were spineless and gutless...

Wait, we are in Arizona. So... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Wait, we are in Arizona. So should'nt these read "Juntos Prosperamos" instead?

Together We Hive.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Together We Hive.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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