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It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


U.S. President Barack Obama looks on as Chinese President Hu Jintao speaks during a joint press conference in the East Room at the White House in Washington, January 19, 2011. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque/Files


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to see the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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The student gazes upon his ... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

The student gazes upon his teacher....

Irony: The 2009 Nobel Prize... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Irony: The 2009 Nobel Prize winner hosts dinner for the person holding the 2010 Nobel Prize winner in prison.

Hu Dat?... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Hu Dat?

The President barely avoide... (Below threshold)
Jay:

The President barely avoided a broken neck when he suddenly found himself involved in that old Chinese blood sport, Whose Chin Is Highest.

"I hope he doesn't ask for ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"I hope he doesn't ask for his money"

Barry Hears a Hu.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Barry Hears a Hu.

In the immortal words of Pe... (Below threshold)
fustian:

In the immortal words of Pete Townshend: Hu are you? Hu, Hu, Hu, Hu...?

"I hope he likes the IPod o... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"I hope he likes the IPod of my speeches"

Try to snatch this billion ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Try to snatch this billion dollar bond from my hand Blackhopper...

The White House has denied ... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

The White House has denied that President Obama was listening to a recording of his own speeches during the January 19, 2011 joint press conference with President Hu.

Hu wants to be a trillionai... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Hu wants to be a trillionaire?

Crap. Got no handle on thi... (Below threshold)
JLawson:

Crap. Got no handle on this clown... but at least I'm taller than he is and I haven't picked my nose recently. Hey, Hu! Look over this way!

"I wonder if Axelrod got th... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"I wonder if Axelrod got those Super Bowl Tickets yet..."

Who wants to eat Chinese? I... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Who wants to eat Chinese? I know where we can get a fresh one.

Hu does he think he is?... (Below threshold)
Cindermutha:

Hu does he think he is?

Hu's on first?... (Below threshold)

Hu's on first?

Dr. Hu and his Retardis.</p... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Dr. Hu and his Retardis.

"I wonder where his ... (Below threshold)

"I wonder where his birth certificate is."

One and done glares at Hu i... (Below threshold)
fustian:

One and done glares at Hu is Through.

"Why the hell does he keep ... (Below threshold)

"Why the hell does he keep talking about my 'doing sex to him?'"

J.

One is a hardline Communist... (Below threshold)
fustian:

One is a hardline Communist apparatchik and the other is Chinese.

Hu meets WTF... (Below threshold)

Hu meets WTF

2009 nobel winner=empty sui... (Below threshold)
rbee:

2009 nobel winner=empty suit
2010 nobel winner=empty chair

"I'm sorry.... 15 Schnitzen... (Below threshold)

"I'm sorry.... 15 Schnitzengruben is my limit."

We may not know Hu's on fir... (Below threshold)
fustian:

We may not know Hu's on first, but we sure know who's out in left field.

(Playing on Obama's earbud)... (Below threshold)

(Playing on Obama's earbud): "don't bow... don't bow... don't bow... don't bow... don't bow...."

"All your monetary base are... (Below threshold)

"All your monetary base are belong to us."

{Is that some moo goo gai p... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

{Is that some moo goo gai pan stuck in his teeth?}

{Hu knows where this relati... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

{Hu knows where this relationship is going.}

(pun most definitely intended)

Confusius say, "He who slin... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Confusius say, "He who slings mud, generally loses ground..."

{Call the kitchen cause wit... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

{Call the kitchen cause with two we get eggroll.}

In China we have a saying, ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

In China we have a saying, "he should not threaten who has no balls."

{I can stare him down .... ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

{I can stare him down .... as long as Hu's not looking at me.}

Obama stares longingly at t... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

Obama stares longingly at the man he always wanted to be!

Even the seating arrangemen... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Even the seating arrangements reflect the fact that Obama is to the left of the head of Communist China

Hu "No I dont see any booge... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hu "No I dont see any boogers"

I don't want to talk to you... (Below threshold)
Clay:

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Look into my nostrils. You... (Below threshold)
TexBob:

Look into my nostrils. You are getting sleepy...

Hu thought bubble"At... (Below threshold)
retired miltiary:

Hu thought bubble
"At least this westerner bows to me"

Hu "Are you a communist or ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hu "Are you a communist or are you just glad to see me?"

Hu "When you can snatch the... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hu "When you can snatch the pebble from my hand it will be time for you to leave grasshopper"

Obama thought bubble "I won... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama thought bubble "I wonder who he is referring to when he is talking about the incompetent western man child"

Hu thought bubble "This man... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hu thought bubble "This man is president???? It is all Bush's fault"

Proof that the Nobel Peace ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Proof that the Nobel Peace prize is no longer relative to today's world.

Hu loves you, baby?... (Below threshold)
Brad:

Hu loves you, baby?

"See this scar inside my no... (Below threshold)
Tom Blogical:

"See this scar inside my nose, Hu-sie? That's from takin an elbow playing bball at Da House, biatch."

"Damn, this guy's a better ... (Below threshold)
Bill Fabrizio:

"Damn, this guy's a better liar than I am"!

How do I bow to such a shor... (Below threshold)
Don L:

How do I bow to such a short man?

How do I tell him that I hate egg rolls?

That last fortune cookie promised me I would soon meet a wealthy man that would sweep me off of my feet.

He has the Chinese junk boats-we have the American junk bonds.

Hu's in first, hack's in se... (Below threshold)
Hawk777:

Hu's in first, hack's in second

{I nose more than Hu.}... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

{I nose more than Hu.}

"My nose is higher in the a... (Below threshold)
Zipity:

"My nose is higher in the air than your nose..."

Obama thought balloon: Hop... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

Obama thought balloon: Hope Hu does not realize I regifted that British desk set.

"Sure I bowed earlier, but ... (Below threshold)
Joel :

"Sure I bowed earlier, but this arrogant stare cancels any bows!"

Contest of the day:<p... (Below threshold)
Matt:

Contest of the day:

How many pixels died to make this worthles picture?

Winner gets a copy of the picture. Loser gets to pose with them next time around.

Hey Gibbs. Check it out. Th... (Below threshold)
CZ:

Hey Gibbs. Check it out. That dude has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Oh! I mean Hu! If only I ha... (Below threshold)
Rich Moore:

Oh! I mean Hu! If only I had this guy's authority as President I could really make some changes around here!

"he had won the victory ove... (Below threshold)
John Sheehan:

"he had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother".

President Obama wonders, "H... (Below threshold)
docjim505:

President Obama wonders, "How can I get HIS job?"

Obama finally realizes he i... (Below threshold)
Rich:

Obama finally realizes he is not the most powerful man on the planet and resorts to the old defense of the Harvard Stare.

Hu's on 1st & O-BOW-ma stri... (Below threshold)
DukeofDeLand:

Hu's on 1st & O-BOW-ma strikes out!

Hu farted. ww... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

Hu farted. ww

Oh were it me instead of he... (Below threshold)
Don:

Oh were it me instead of he to rule his great country.

Hu's your daddy?... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Hu's your daddy?

Wait for the perfect moment... (Below threshold)
Natty Dark:

Wait for the perfect moment to nod furiously ... wait for it ... wait for it ...

"A fool and Americas money ... (Below threshold)
914:

"A fool and Americas money are soon parted, Grasshopper!"

Entertaining the White Hous... (Below threshold)
john:

Entertaining the White House press corps with his ventriloquist skills, President Hu debuts his latest dummy.

Obama's internal struggle:<... (Below threshold)
siddhartha:

Obama's internal struggle:
"Must not bow ... must not bow ... must not ..."

Dumbfounded!... (Below threshold)
914:

Dumbfounded!

Who has done more for Chin... (Below threshold)
914:

Who has done more for China?

"Geez, why did Michelle mak... (Below threshold)
jbw:

"Geez, why did Michelle make me eat that Chicken and bean curd stir fry for lunch"

"This is a fulfilling press... (Below threshold)
jbw:

"This is a fulfilling press conference, but in an hour I'll be ready to do another one."

When I look in the mirror w... (Below threshold)
Dana:

When I look in the mirror what do I see? I see a maoist looking at me.

Hu's your Daddy?... (Below threshold)
motley:

Hu's your Daddy?

Hu, Hu, Hu, I'm in wuv with... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

Hu, Hu, Hu, I'm in wuv with Hu, Hu Hu
Take me in your arms please do
I'm in wuv with Hu, Hu, Hu

What do you do when the guy... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

What do you do when the guy you owe hundreds of billions to comes to your house?

Look down your nose at him.

"No, I'm not going to raise... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

"No, I'm not going to raise your allowance!"

He doesn't know how easy he... (Below threshold)
Bill Shives:

He doesn't know how easy he has it. He doesn't answer to know one. No one questions his orders, they just do it.

"I hope you don't mind my m... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

"I hope you don't mind my measuring the oval office for new curtains."

He doesn't know how easy he... (Below threshold)
Bill Shives:

He doesn't know how easy he has it. He does not answer to know one. Every one does what he commands. I wish I had he job.

Hu's more competent.<... (Below threshold)
Wiglaf:

Hu's more competent.

.........

Who's more Maoist?

Here we see the man who sin... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

Here we see the man who singlehandedly made China the number 1 superpower and biggest economy in the world-- sitting next to the President of China, Hu Jintao.

Hu introduces China's secre... (Below threshold)
914:

Hu introduces China's secret weapon against the U.S.

"Yeah, one-on-one, I'd wipe... (Below threshold)
teh wind:

"Yeah, one-on-one, I'd wipe the court with him"

I love Hu, Hu loves me, we'... (Below threshold)
just bob:

I love Hu, Hu loves me, we'll put the world in misery.

Even though there was a sco... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Even though there was a scowl on his face he was laughing all the way to the bank.

His years of practice in Ch... (Below threshold)

His years of practice in Chicago notwithstanding, Obama's attempts to put the "stink eye" on President Hu failed to accomplish what he had hoped.

~Said the old man to the ch... (Below threshold)
914:

~Said the old man to the child king

Do you see what I see ..

15% unemployment guaranteed

Do just as I say child

Obey, obey, send your workforce here

They will help us sleep good at night

They will help me sleep well tonight~

"Wait, the teleprompter is ... (Below threshold)

"Wait, the teleprompter is saying I shouldn't bow?"

Hu ordered the Combination ... (Below threshold)
eaglewingz08:

Hu ordered the Combination Number 2?

Hu does the economic vodoo like you do Hu?

Obama jumps through Hu--ups.

China's turning USA into Huvervilles.

"That wasn't chicken!"... (Below threshold)

"That wasn't chicken!"

Watch out Hu! Thats the loo... (Below threshold)
914:

Watch out Hu! Thats the look moochelle gets when he wants to make whookie.

Don’t you dare tell them wh... (Below threshold)
Wayne:

Don’t you dare tell them what I did for you in the Oval Office.

Sorry but I had to.

Conceived in Indonesia, Nob... (Below threshold)
914:

Conceived in Indonesia, Nobel winner, First Black President, Leader of the free world, most intelligent liberal in decades, expert linguistic prompter reader..

Whats left that Barry has not done?

Oh yeah, His job!

Obama is unable to resist i... (Below threshold)
JDL:

Obama is unable to resist inhaling the communist pheromones that fuel his transformation of America.

"I'm not worried about the ... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

"I'm not worried about the next election cycle. How about you?"

NO ONE gets his nose higher... (Below threshold)
Maddox:

NO ONE gets his nose higher than mine!

Obama: "How will the US eco... (Below threshold)

Obama: "How will the US economic problems will be resolved."
Hu: "Hu knows."
Obama: "Damfino."

Obama cues the "technical p... (Below threshold)
JDL:

Obama cues the "technical problems" with his "sleepy arrogance look" that allows Hu to conveniently miss answering human rights questions.

Obama hopes that the parasi... (Below threshold)
JDL:

Obama hopes that the parasites that he picked up in Hawaii, do not travel to his brain and change him from Progressive to Conservative.

Obama thought bubble:... (Below threshold)
JDL:

Obama thought bubble:
-------------------------------------
! Mao, Stalin, Che, Hu, Obama, WOW, !
! what a team that would make !
-------------------------------------

"Whatchoo talkin' bout Hu?"... (Below threshold)
Winterborn:

"Whatchoo talkin' bout Hu?"

"Umm..., I wonder what the ... (Below threshold)
Dlsada:

"Umm..., I wonder what the Chinese word for fart is?

"It appears that the dove h... (Below threshold)
David Spence:

"It appears that the dove he had for lunch did not agree with him...if you get my drift-I mean if you get HIS "drift."

HU's Your Daddy?... (Below threshold)
Louis:

HU's Your Daddy?

Hey, brother can you spare ... (Below threshold)
The_Albatross:

Hey, brother can you spare a trillion?

Presidents Hu & Obama negot... (Below threshold)
Paul Hooson:

Presidents Hu & Obama negotiate major trade deal to sell more Chinese-made chopper motorcycles to Paul Hooson.

Hu....the Chink in Bam's ar... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Hu....the Chink in Bam's armor.

Obama thought balloon:... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Obama thought balloon:

"This guy is flingin' week-old egg foo yung
at me like I'm standin' here with a bib and chopsticks. I'm gonna bust a cap in his ass."

"I'm gonna pick one from co... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"I'm gonna pick one from column A, one from
column B and shove 'em up this slant's ass."

"Everyone can see that I am... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Everyone can see that I am more focussed than
he is on the problems of the world. I mean...
he's a blurry blotch compared to me!"

Obama: "I envy this guy. He... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Obama: "I envy this guy. He can imprison anyone who speaks out against his policies."

I'm raisng my nose just lik... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

I'm raisng my nose just like Bill Clinton taught me in the hall a couple of weeks ago. God, I wish he were here so I could leave and go to a party.

Hu is angry because Obama i... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hu is angry because Obama is inflating American currency making dollars worth much less. Liberals are too stupid to be angry.

Hu: Have a Rolex with my co... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hu: Have a Rolex with my complements. And please accept these Prada purses for Michelle and the kids.

BFD...so you know where you... (Below threshold)
ken:

BFD...so you know where your birth certificate is and who your parents are.

Yeah boss!!... (Below threshold)
topjimmie:

Yeah boss!!

Next I will be the Presiden... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Next I will be the President of China. Now where did I put my Beijing birth certificate?

Barack; So the doctor said... (Below threshold)
gaius piconius:

Barack; So the doctor said; "How can I help? And, can you guess, Hu, what the problem parrot growing out of my skull answered?
Hu: I tinky he say; "Well doc, can you please get this blackhead out of my foot?"

♬She bang! ... (Below threshold)


She bang! She bang!

That WAS a lovely song, was... (Below threshold)
fustian:

That WAS a lovely song, was it not? We call it "Screw You, Ignorant American Barbarian."

Perhaps you would like to bow now, yes?

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to see the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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