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Comments (121)
The student gazes upon his ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Faith+1 | January 21, 2011 7:09 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
The student gazes upon his teacher....
1. Posted by Faith+1 | January 21, 2011 7:09 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:09
2. Posted by Faith+1 | January 21, 2011 7:10 AM | Score: 34 (38 votes cast)
Irony: The 2009 Nobel Prize winner hosts dinner for the person holding the 2010 Nobel Prize winner in prison.
2. Posted by Faith+1 | January 21, 2011 7:10 AM |
Score: 34 (38 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:10
3. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 21, 2011 7:11 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Hu Dat?
3. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 21, 2011 7:11 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:11
4. Posted by Jay | January 21, 2011 7:12 AM | Score: 12 (18 votes cast)
The President barely avoided a broken neck when he suddenly found himself involved in that old Chinese blood sport, Whose Chin Is Highest.
4. Posted by Jay | January 21, 2011 7:12 AM |
Score: 12 (18 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:12
5. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 21, 2011 7:13 AM | Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
"I hope he doesn't ask for his money"
5. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 21, 2011 7:13 AM |
Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:13
6. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 21, 2011 7:14 AM | Score: 33 (39 votes cast)
Barry Hears a Hu.
6. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 21, 2011 7:14 AM |
Score: 33 (39 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:14
7. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:15 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
In the immortal words of Pete Townshend: Hu are you? Hu, Hu, Hu, Hu...?
7. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:15 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:15
8. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 21, 2011 7:15 AM | Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
"I hope he likes the IPod of my speeches"
8. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 21, 2011 7:15 AM |
Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:15
9. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:16 AM | Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
Try to snatch this billion dollar bond from my hand Blackhopper...
9. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:16 AM |
Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:16
10. Posted by iwogisdead | January 21, 2011 7:16 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
The White House has denied that President Obama was listening to a recording of his own speeches during the January 19, 2011 joint press conference with President Hu.
10. Posted by iwogisdead | January 21, 2011 7:16 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:16
11. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:17 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Hu wants to be a trillionaire?
11. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:17 AM |
Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:17
12. Posted by JLawson | January 21, 2011 7:17 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Crap. Got no handle on this clown... but at least I'm taller than he is and I haven't picked my nose recently. Hey, Hu! Look over this way!
12. Posted by JLawson | January 21, 2011 7:17 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:17
13. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 21, 2011 7:18 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"I wonder if Axelrod got those Super Bowl Tickets yet..."
13. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 21, 2011 7:18 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:18
14. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Who wants to eat Chinese? I know where we can get a fresh one.
14. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:18 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:18
15. Posted by Cindermutha | January 21, 2011 7:18 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Hu does he think he is?
15. Posted by Cindermutha | January 21, 2011 7:18 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:18
16. Posted by rodney dill | January 21, 2011 7:18 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Hu's on first?
16. Posted by rodney dill | January 21, 2011 7:18 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:18
17. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:19 AM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Dr. Hu and his Retardis.
17. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:19 AM |
Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:19
18. Posted by rodney dill | January 21, 2011 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
"I wonder where his birth certificate is."
18. Posted by rodney dill | January 21, 2011 7:20 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:20
19. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:21 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
One and done glares at Hu is Through.
19. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:21 AM |
Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:21
20. Posted by Jay Tea
| January 21, 2011 7:22 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
"Why the hell does he keep talking about my 'doing sex to him?'"
J.
20. Posted by Jay Tea
| January 21, 2011 7:22 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:22
21. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:24 AM | Score: 27 (31 votes cast)
One is a hardline Communist apparatchik and the other is Chinese.
21. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:24 AM |
Score: 27 (31 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:24
22. Posted by rodney dill | January 21, 2011 7:25 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hu meets WTF
22. Posted by rodney dill | January 21, 2011 7:25 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:25
23. Posted by rbee | January 21, 2011 7:27 AM | Score: 28 (34 votes cast)
2009 nobel winner=empty suit
2010 nobel winner=empty chair
23. Posted by rbee | January 21, 2011 7:27 AM |
Score: 28 (34 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:27
24. Posted by rodney dill | January 21, 2011 7:27 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
"I'm sorry.... 15 Schnitzengruben is my limit."
24. Posted by rodney dill | January 21, 2011 7:27 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:27
25. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:27 AM | Score: 15 (19 votes cast)
We may not know Hu's on first, but we sure know who's out in left field.
25. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:27 AM |
Score: 15 (19 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:27
26. Posted by rodney dill | January 21, 2011 7:28 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
(Playing on Obama's earbud): "don't bow... don't bow... don't bow... don't bow... don't bow...."
26. Posted by rodney dill | January 21, 2011 7:28 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:28
27. Posted by rodney dill | January 21, 2011 7:30 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
"All your monetary base are belong to us."
27. Posted by rodney dill | January 21, 2011 7:30 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:30
28. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 21, 2011 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
{Is that some moo goo gai pan stuck in his teeth?}
28. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 21, 2011 7:34 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:34
29. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 21, 2011 7:37 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
{Hu knows where this relationship is going.}
(pun most definitely intended)
29. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 21, 2011 7:37 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:37
30. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Confusius say, "He who slings mud, generally loses ground..."
30. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:38
31. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 21, 2011 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
{Call the kitchen cause with two we get eggroll.}
31. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 21, 2011 7:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:38
32. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:39 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
In China we have a saying, "he should not threaten who has no balls."
32. Posted by fustian | January 21, 2011 7:39 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:39
33. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 21, 2011 7:40 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
{I can stare him down .... as long as Hu's not looking at me.}
33. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 21, 2011 7:40 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:40
34. Posted by Rick13 | January 21, 2011 7:42 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Obama stares longingly at the man he always wanted to be!
34. Posted by Rick13 | January 21, 2011 7:42 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:42
35. Posted by john1v6 | January 21, 2011 7:51 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Even the seating arrangements reflect the fact that Obama is to the left of the head of Communist China
35. Posted by john1v6 | January 21, 2011 7:51 AM |
Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:51
36. Posted by retired military | January 21, 2011 7:56 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hu "No I dont see any boogers"
36. Posted by retired military | January 21, 2011 7:56 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:56
37. Posted by Clay | January 21, 2011 7:59 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
37. Posted by Clay | January 21, 2011 7:59 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 07:59
38. Posted by TexBob | January 21, 2011 8:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Look into my nostrils. You are getting sleepy...
38. Posted by TexBob | January 21, 2011 8:03 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 08:03
39. Posted by retired miltiary | January 21, 2011 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hu thought bubble
"At least this westerner bows to me"
39. Posted by retired miltiary | January 21, 2011 8:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 08:07
40. Posted by retired military | January 21, 2011 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hu "Are you a communist or are you just glad to see me?"
40. Posted by retired military | January 21, 2011 8:07 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 08:07
41. Posted by retired military | January 21, 2011 8:09 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Hu "When you can snatch the pebble from my hand it will be time for you to leave grasshopper"
41. Posted by retired military | January 21, 2011 8:09 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 08:09
42. Posted by retired military | January 21, 2011 8:11 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble "I wonder who he is referring to when he is talking about the incompetent western man child"
42. Posted by retired military | January 21, 2011 8:11 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 08:11
43. Posted by retired military | January 21, 2011 8:12 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Hu thought bubble "This man is president???? It is all Bush's fault"
43. Posted by retired military | January 21, 2011 8:12 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 08:12
44. Posted by retired military | January 21, 2011 8:18 AM | Score: 6 (12 votes cast)
Proof that the Nobel Peace prize is no longer relative to today's world.
44. Posted by retired military | January 21, 2011 8:18 AM |
Score: 6 (12 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 08:18
45. Posted by Brad | January 21, 2011 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hu loves you, baby?
45. Posted by Brad | January 21, 2011 8:20 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 08:20
46. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 21, 2011 8:24 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"See this scar inside my nose, Hu-sie? That's from takin an elbow playing bball at Da House, biatch."
46. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 21, 2011 8:24 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 08:24
47. Posted by Bill Fabrizio | January 21, 2011 8:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Damn, this guy's a better liar than I am"!
47. Posted by Bill Fabrizio | January 21, 2011 8:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 08:24
48. Posted by Don L | January 21, 2011 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How do I bow to such a short man?
How do I tell him that I hate egg rolls?
That last fortune cookie promised me I would soon meet a wealthy man that would sweep me off of my feet.
He has the Chinese junk boats-we have the American junk bonds.
48. Posted by Don L | January 21, 2011 8:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 08:29
49. Posted by Hawk777 | January 21, 2011 8:35 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Hu's in first, hack's in second
49. Posted by Hawk777 | January 21, 2011 8:35 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 08:35
50. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 21, 2011 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
{I nose more than Hu.}
50. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 21, 2011 8:45 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 08:45
51. Posted by Zipity | January 21, 2011 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
"My nose is higher in the air than your nose..."
51. Posted by Zipity | January 21, 2011 8:53 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 08:53
52. Posted by Brian The Adequate | January 21, 2011 8:55 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama thought balloon: Hope Hu does not realize I regifted that British desk set.
52. Posted by Brian The Adequate | January 21, 2011 8:55 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 08:55
53. Posted by Joel | January 21, 2011 8:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Sure I bowed earlier, but this arrogant stare cancels any bows!"
53. Posted by Joel | January 21, 2011 8:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 08:58
54. Posted by Matt | January 21, 2011 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Contest of the day:
How many pixels died to make this worthles picture?
Winner gets a copy of the picture. Loser gets to pose with them next time around.
54. Posted by Matt | January 21, 2011 9:05 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 09:05
55. Posted by CZ | January 21, 2011 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hey Gibbs. Check it out. That dude has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
55. Posted by CZ | January 21, 2011 9:06 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 09:06
56. Posted by Rich Moore | January 21, 2011 9:14 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Oh! I mean Hu! If only I had this guy's authority as President I could really make some changes around here!
56. Posted by Rich Moore | January 21, 2011 9:14 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 09:14
57. Posted by John Sheehan | January 21, 2011 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"he had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother".
57. Posted by John Sheehan | January 21, 2011 9:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 09:22
58. Posted by docjim505 | January 21, 2011 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Obama wonders, "How can I get HIS job?"
58. Posted by docjim505 | January 21, 2011 9:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 09:22
59. Posted by Rich | January 21, 2011 9:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama finally realizes he is not the most powerful man on the planet and resorts to the old defense of the Harvard Stare.
59. Posted by Rich | January 21, 2011 9:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 09:28
60. Posted by DukeofDeLand | January 21, 2011 9:31 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Hu's on 1st & O-BOW-ma strikes out!
60. Posted by DukeofDeLand | January 21, 2011 9:31 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 09:31
61. Posted by WildWillie | January 21, 2011 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Hu farted. ww
61. Posted by WildWillie | January 21, 2011 9:31 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 09:31
62. Posted by Don | January 21, 2011 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh were it me instead of he to rule his great country.
62. Posted by Don | January 21, 2011 9:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 09:49
63. Posted by Eric | January 21, 2011 9:52 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Hu's your daddy?
63. Posted by Eric | January 21, 2011 9:52 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 09:52
64. Posted by Natty Dark | January 21, 2011 10:08 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Wait for the perfect moment to nod furiously ... wait for it ... wait for it ...
64. Posted by Natty Dark | January 21, 2011 10:08 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 10:08
65. Posted by 914 | January 21, 2011 10:25 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"A fool and Americas money are soon parted, Grasshopper!"
65. Posted by 914 | January 21, 2011 10:25 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 10:25
66. Posted by john | January 21, 2011 10:29 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Entertaining the White House press corps with his ventriloquist skills, President Hu debuts his latest dummy.
66. Posted by john | January 21, 2011 10:29 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 10:29
67. Posted by siddhartha | January 21, 2011 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama's internal struggle:
"Must not bow ... must not bow ... must not ..."
67. Posted by siddhartha | January 21, 2011 10:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 10:40
68. Posted by 914 | January 21, 2011 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dumbfounded!
68. Posted by 914 | January 21, 2011 10:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 10:48
69. Posted by 914 | January 21, 2011 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who has done more for China?
69. Posted by 914 | January 21, 2011 10:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 10:51
70. Posted by jbw | January 21, 2011 10:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Geez, why did Michelle make me eat that Chicken and bean curd stir fry for lunch"
70. Posted by jbw | January 21, 2011 10:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 10:53
71. Posted by jbw | January 21, 2011 10:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"This is a fulfilling press conference, but in an hour I'll be ready to do another one."
71. Posted by jbw | January 21, 2011 10:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 10:55
72. Posted by Dana | January 21, 2011 11:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When I look in the mirror what do I see? I see a maoist looking at me.
72. Posted by Dana | January 21, 2011 11:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 11:06
73. Posted by motley | January 21, 2011 11:19 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hu's your Daddy?
73. Posted by motley | January 21, 2011 11:19 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 11:19
74. Posted by clearmind | January 21, 2011 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hu, Hu, Hu, I'm in wuv with Hu, Hu Hu
Take me in your arms please do
I'm in wuv with Hu, Hu, Hu
74. Posted by clearmind | January 21, 2011 11:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 11:20
75. Posted by yetanotherjohn | January 21, 2011 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What do you do when the guy you owe hundreds of billions to comes to your house?
Look down your nose at him.
75. Posted by yetanotherjohn | January 21, 2011 11:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 11:27
76. Posted by GarandFan | January 21, 2011 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, I'm not going to raise your allowance!"
76. Posted by GarandFan | January 21, 2011 11:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 11:30
77. Posted by Bill Shives | January 21, 2011 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He doesn't know how easy he has it. He doesn't answer to know one. No one questions his orders, they just do it.
77. Posted by Bill Shives | January 21, 2011 11:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 11:31
78. Posted by GarandFan | January 21, 2011 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I hope you don't mind my measuring the oval office for new curtains."
78. Posted by GarandFan | January 21, 2011 11:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 11:32
79. Posted by Bill Shives | January 21, 2011 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He doesn't know how easy he has it. He does not answer to know one. Every one does what he commands. I wish I had he job.
79. Posted by Bill Shives | January 21, 2011 11:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 11:34
80. Posted by Wiglaf | January 21, 2011 11:34 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Hu's more competent.
.........
Who's more Maoist?
80. Posted by Wiglaf | January 21, 2011 11:34 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 11:34
81. Posted by PBunyan | January 21, 2011 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here we see the man who singlehandedly made China the number 1 superpower and biggest economy in the world-- sitting next to the President of China, Hu Jintao.
81. Posted by PBunyan | January 21, 2011 11:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 11:45
82. Posted by 914 | January 21, 2011 11:49 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hu introduces China's secret weapon against the U.S.
82. Posted by 914 | January 21, 2011 11:49 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 11:49
83. Posted by teh wind | January 21, 2011 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yeah, one-on-one, I'd wipe the court with him"
83. Posted by teh wind | January 21, 2011 12:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 12:21
84. Posted by just bob | January 21, 2011 12:21 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I love Hu, Hu loves me, we'll put the world in misery.
84. Posted by just bob | January 21, 2011 12:21 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 12:21
85. Posted by Gmac | January 21, 2011 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even though there was a scowl on his face he was laughing all the way to the bank.
85. Posted by Gmac | January 21, 2011 12:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 12:32
86. Posted by proof | January 21, 2011 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
His years of practice in Chicago notwithstanding, Obama's attempts to put the "stink eye" on President Hu failed to accomplish what he had hoped.
86. Posted by proof | January 21, 2011 12:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 12:44
87. Posted by 914 | January 21, 2011 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
~Said the old man to the child king
Do you see what I see ..
15% unemployment guaranteed
Do just as I say child
Obey, obey, send your workforce here
They will help us sleep good at night
They will help me sleep well tonight~
87. Posted by 914 | January 21, 2011 12:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 12:44
88. Posted by Daniel Bareither | January 21, 2011 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wait, the teleprompter is saying I shouldn't bow?"
88. Posted by Daniel Bareither | January 21, 2011 12:51 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 21, 2011 12:51
89. Posted by eaglewingz08 | January 21, 2011 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hu ordered the Combination Number 2?
Hu does the economic vodoo like you do Hu?
Obama jumps through Hu--ups.
China's turning USA into Huvervilles.
89. Posted by eaglewingz08 | January 21, 2011 1:06 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 13:06
90. Posted by dfbaskwill | January 21, 2011 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That wasn't chicken!"
90. Posted by dfbaskwill | January 21, 2011 1:16 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 13:16
91. Posted by 914 | January 21, 2011 1:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Watch out Hu! Thats the look moochelle gets when he wants to make whookie.
91. Posted by 914 | January 21, 2011 1:16 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 13:16
92. Posted by Wayne | January 21, 2011 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Don’t you dare tell them what I did for you in the Oval Office.
Sorry but I had to.
92. Posted by Wayne | January 21, 2011 1:23 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 13:23
93. Posted by 914 | January 21, 2011 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Conceived in Indonesia, Nobel winner, First Black President, Leader of the free world, most intelligent liberal in decades, expert linguistic prompter reader..
Whats left that Barry has not done?
Oh yeah, His job!
93. Posted by 914 | January 21, 2011 1:33 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 13:33
94. Posted by JDL | January 21, 2011 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama is unable to resist inhaling the communist pheromones that fuel his transformation of America.
94. Posted by JDL | January 21, 2011 1:33 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 13:33
95. Posted by GarandFan | January 21, 2011 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm not worried about the next election cycle. How about you?"
95. Posted by GarandFan | January 21, 2011 1:34 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 13:34
96. Posted by Maddox | January 21, 2011 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NO ONE gets his nose higher than mine!
96. Posted by Maddox | January 21, 2011 1:45 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 13:45
97. Posted by rodney dill | January 21, 2011 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "How will the US economic problems will be resolved."
Hu: "Hu knows."
Obama: "Damfino."
97. Posted by rodney dill | January 21, 2011 1:50 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 13:50
98. Posted by JDL | January 21, 2011 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama cues the "technical problems" with his "sleepy arrogance look" that allows Hu to conveniently miss answering human rights questions.
98. Posted by JDL | January 21, 2011 1:50 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 13:50
99. Posted by JDL | January 21, 2011 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama hopes that the parasites that he picked up in Hawaii, do not travel to his brain and change him from Progressive to Conservative.
99. Posted by JDL | January 21, 2011 1:56 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 13:56
100. Posted by JDL | January 21, 2011 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble:
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! Mao, Stalin, Che, Hu, Obama, WOW, !
! what a team that would make !
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100. Posted by JDL | January 21, 2011 2:06 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 14:06
101. Posted by Winterborn | January 21, 2011 3:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Whatchoo talkin' bout Hu?"
101. Posted by Winterborn | January 21, 2011 3:01 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 15:01
102. Posted by Dlsada | January 21, 2011 3:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Umm..., I wonder what the Chinese word for fart is?
102. Posted by Dlsada | January 21, 2011 3:03 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 15:03
103. Posted by David Spence | January 21, 2011 3:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It appears that the dove he had for lunch did not agree with him...if you get my drift-I mean if you get HIS "drift."
103. Posted by David Spence | January 21, 2011 3:05 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 15:05
104. Posted by Louis | January 21, 2011 3:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HU's Your Daddy?
104. Posted by Louis | January 21, 2011 3:07 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 15:07
105. Posted by The_Albatross | January 21, 2011 3:52 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hey, brother can you spare a trillion?
105. Posted by The_Albatross | January 21, 2011 3:52 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 15:52
106. Posted by Paul Hooson | January 21, 2011 4:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Presidents Hu & Obama negotiate major trade deal to sell more Chinese-made chopper motorcycles to Paul Hooson.
106. Posted by Paul Hooson | January 21, 2011 4:25 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 16:25
107. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 21, 2011 4:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hu....the Chink in Bam's armor.
107. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 21, 2011 4:55 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 16:55
108. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 21, 2011 5:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama thought balloon:
"This guy is flingin' week-old egg foo yung
at me like I'm standin' here with a bib and chopsticks. I'm gonna bust a cap in his ass."
108. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 21, 2011 5:05 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 17:05
109. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 21, 2011 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm gonna pick one from column A, one from
column B and shove 'em up this slant's ass."
109. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 21, 2011 5:08 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 17:08
110. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 21, 2011 5:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Everyone can see that I am more focussed than
he is on the problems of the world. I mean...
he's a blurry blotch compared to me!"
110. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 21, 2011 5:14 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 17:14
111. Posted by Dodo David | January 21, 2011 7:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "I envy this guy. He can imprison anyone who speaks out against his policies."
111. Posted by Dodo David | January 21, 2011 7:04 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 19:04
112. Posted by itismedavid | January 21, 2011 8:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm raisng my nose just like Bill Clinton taught me in the hall a couple of weeks ago. God, I wish he were here so I could leave and go to a party.
112. Posted by itismedavid | January 21, 2011 8:26 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 20:26
113. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 21, 2011 9:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hu is angry because Obama is inflating American currency making dollars worth much less. Liberals are too stupid to be angry.
113. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 21, 2011 9:06 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 21:06
114. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 21, 2011 9:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hu: Have a Rolex with my complements. And please accept these Prada purses for Michelle and the kids.
114. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 21, 2011 9:10 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 21:10
115. Posted by ken | January 21, 2011 9:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BFD...so you know where your birth certificate is and who your parents are.
115. Posted by ken | January 21, 2011 9:48 PM |
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Posted on January 21, 2011 21:48
116. Posted by topjimmie | January 22, 2011 12:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah boss!!
116. Posted by topjimmie | January 22, 2011 12:41 AM |
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Posted on January 22, 2011 00:41
117. Posted by Jeff | January 22, 2011 9:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Next I will be the President of China. Now where did I put my Beijing birth certificate?
117. Posted by Jeff | January 22, 2011 9:41 AM |
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Posted on January 22, 2011 09:41
118. Posted by gaius piconius | January 22, 2011 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barack; So the doctor said; "How can I help? And, can you guess, Hu, what the problem parrot growing out of my skull answered?
Hu: I tinky he say; "Well doc, can you please get this blackhead out of my foot?"
118. Posted by gaius piconius | January 22, 2011 5:01 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2011 17:01
119. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2011 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
♬
She bang! She bang!
♬
119. Posted by rodney dill | January 23, 2011 12:59 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2011 12:59
120. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2011 9:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That WAS a lovely song, was it not? We call it "Screw You, Ignorant American Barbarian."
Perhaps you would like to bow now, yes?
120. Posted by fustian | January 23, 2011 9:10 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2011 21:10
121. Posted by Kevin
| January 24, 2011 1:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to see the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
121. Posted by Kevin
| January 24, 2011 1:59 AM |
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Posted on January 24, 2011 01:59