It's Friday Thursday, which means it's time a day early for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Seeing as there's already entries I'm just going to leave the contest up. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
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Obama kneels in the Church ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by mpw280 | January 27, 2011 7:06 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama kneels in the Church of the Clueless, praying for further enlightenment. mpw
1. Posted by mpw280 | January 27, 2011 7:06 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 07:06
2. Posted by Evil Otto | January 27, 2011 7:09 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
2. Posted by Evil Otto | January 27, 2011 7:09 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 07:09
3. Posted by Rich | January 27, 2011 7:12 AM | Score: 28 (30 votes cast)
Obama has apparently been waiting for the shit to hit the fan.
3. Posted by Rich | January 27, 2011 7:12 AM |
Score: 28 (30 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 07:12
4. Posted by Joel | January 27, 2011 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Expecting something to crash down?
Like approval ratings!
4. Posted by Joel | January 27, 2011 7:20 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 07:20
5. Posted by Roger Fraley | January 27, 2011 7:21 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Steve Urkel, all grown up.
5. Posted by Roger Fraley | January 27, 2011 7:21 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 07:21
6. Posted by John F Not Kerry | January 27, 2011 7:24 AM | Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
President Obama participates in another Weekend Caption Contest on Thursday, thinking that it's actually Friday.
6. Posted by John F Not Kerry | January 27, 2011 7:24 AM |
Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 07:24
7. Posted by Shawn | January 27, 2011 7:24 AM | Score: 19 (25 votes cast)
"Wow! These new "Tele-Prompt Goggles" are the shit!"
7. Posted by Shawn | January 27, 2011 7:24 AM |
Score: 19 (25 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 07:24
8. Posted by Rodney | January 27, 2011 7:34 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"I see Billy and Mandy and Freddy and look there is Santa Claus ! ! "
8. Posted by Rodney | January 27, 2011 7:34 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 07:34
9. Posted by Rick13 | January 27, 2011 7:45 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Obama has become so powerful, that he can turn Thursday into Friday!
9. Posted by Rick13 | January 27, 2011 7:45 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 07:45
10. Posted by al | January 27, 2011 7:46 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Beer goggles make everything look better
10. Posted by al | January 27, 2011 7:46 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 07:46
11. Posted by Rick13 | January 27, 2011 7:46 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
"Do these glasses make my ears look smaller?"
11. Posted by Rick13 | January 27, 2011 7:46 AM |
Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 07:46
12. Posted by Highlander | January 27, 2011 7:48 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Announcer in Barry's head: "... and starting at center for your Los Angeleeees Lakers Barack Abdul Soweto-Jabbar".
Presidential Aide: "Mr. President... Mr. President... MR. PRESIDENT".
12. Posted by Highlander | January 27, 2011 7:48 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 07:48
13. Posted by Jay Tea
| January 27, 2011 7:51 AM | Score: 12 (20 votes cast)
"With these special goggles, I can see Friday from my house!"
J.
13. Posted by Jay Tea
| January 27, 2011 7:51 AM |
Score: 12 (20 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 07:51
14. Posted by Upset Old Guy | January 27, 2011 7:51 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Dumbo, in flight glasses.
14. Posted by Upset Old Guy | January 27, 2011 7:51 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 07:51
15. Posted by Highlander | January 27, 2011 8:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"... in other news; President Obama donned specialized eyewear today, allowing him to better observe the nation's soaring debt."
15. Posted by Highlander | January 27, 2011 8:00 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 08:00
16. Posted by Gmac | January 27, 2011 8:03 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Ummm, time warp?
If I missed Thursday someone tell me what the 'Won" screwed yesterday...
16. Posted by Gmac | January 27, 2011 8:03 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 08:03
17. Posted by Jay Tea
| January 27, 2011 8:04 AM | Score: 16 (20 votes cast)
Obama demonstrates his lifelong career in public service by starting his weekend on Thursday.
J.
17. Posted by Jay Tea
| January 27, 2011 8:04 AM |
Score: 16 (20 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 08:04
18. Posted by proof | January 27, 2011 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Definitely not "rose colored"!
18. Posted by proof | January 27, 2011 8:13 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 08:13
19. Posted by Brian The Adequate | January 27, 2011 8:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Do these safety glasses make my ears look big?
19. Posted by Brian The Adequate | January 27, 2011 8:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 08:18
20. Posted by Brian The Adequate | January 27, 2011 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
They say these will stop a 22 caliber bullet, I wonder if they will finally keep Biden spit out of my eyes when we talk?
20. Posted by Brian The Adequate | January 27, 2011 8:20 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 08:20
21. Posted by JLawson | January 27, 2011 8:20 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The lights... Finally, the end of the tunnel? No? Crap, it's a train.
21. Posted by JLawson | January 27, 2011 8:20 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 08:20
22. Posted by mpw280 | January 27, 2011 8:22 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Damn, I thought these glasses were supposed to make Michele's ass look smaller, not life size. mpw
22. Posted by mpw280 | January 27, 2011 8:22 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 08:22
23. Posted by Brian The Adequate | January 27, 2011 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama: My future is so bright, I have to wear shades
Aide: Umm Sir, those are clear
23. Posted by Brian The Adequate | January 27, 2011 8:22 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 08:22
24. Posted by siddhartha | January 27, 2011 8:27 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Press Photographer: "Mr. President, if you move a little bit more to the left I can get that cool halo effect again."
Obama: "Left -- no problem!"
24. Posted by siddhartha | January 27, 2011 8:27 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 08:27
25. Posted by dfbaskwill | January 27, 2011 8:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
True Art: Mussolini Redux
25. Posted by dfbaskwill | January 27, 2011 8:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 08:39
26. Posted by Mark L | January 27, 2011 8:45 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Man, these goggles are so Winning the Future(TM) that I can be in Friday on Thursday!
26. Posted by Mark L | January 27, 2011 8:45 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 08:45
27. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 27, 2011 8:56 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Tries to look like 'Kareem Abdul Jabbar'.
Instead only manages to convey 'Completely Oblivious Jerk'.
27. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 27, 2011 8:56 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 08:56
28. Posted by epador | January 27, 2011 8:57 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Next: hollowed earplugs and cork.
28. Posted by epador | January 27, 2011 8:57 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 08:57
29. Posted by Brucepall | January 27, 2011 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
ADVERTISEMENT:
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29. Posted by Brucepall | January 27, 2011 9:03 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 09:03
30. Posted by Joe Miller | January 27, 2011 9:05 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
I can see Friday from my house!
30. Posted by Joe Miller | January 27, 2011 9:05 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 09:05
31. Posted by jim m | January 27, 2011 9:10 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
President Urkel.
31. Posted by jim m | January 27, 2011 9:10 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 09:10
32. Posted by Timmer | January 27, 2011 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Bobbing Head
"Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it...Techno-Logic."
~Daft Punk
32. Posted by Timmer | January 27, 2011 9:24 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 09:24
33. Posted by The Albatross | January 27, 2011 9:24 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Now this is the kind of transparency I was talkin' 'bout. Tell the rabble I keeps mah promises the next time they whine about our closed meetings."
33. Posted by The Albatross | January 27, 2011 9:24 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 09:24
34. Posted by WildWillie | January 27, 2011 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama does an impression of Ray Charles!
34. Posted by WildWillie | January 27, 2011 9:29 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 09:29
35. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 27, 2011 10:11 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
boondoggle in goggles
35. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 27, 2011 10:11 AM |
Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 10:11
36. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 27, 2011 10:12 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
So what time does Sputnik come by?
36. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 27, 2011 10:12 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 10:12
37. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 27, 2011 10:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Do these make my ears look bigger?
37. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 27, 2011 10:27 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 10:27
38. Posted by Shamspade | January 27, 2011 10:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
So who needs this boring transparency stuff - where's the mirror?
38. Posted by Shamspade | January 27, 2011 10:27 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 10:27
39. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 27, 2011 10:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
These shades don't leave my head cause I'm too cool.
39. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 27, 2011 10:29 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 10:29
40. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 27, 2011 10:30 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
OK, people who's the White House photographer who seems to have a nasal passage fetish?
40. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 27, 2011 10:30 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 10:30
41. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 27, 2011 10:31 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Rick13 apologies on the "ears look bigger" I didn't read first.
41. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 27, 2011 10:31 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 10:31
42. Posted by Timmer | January 27, 2011 10:43 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"It's...it's full of change."
42. Posted by Timmer | January 27, 2011 10:43 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 10:43
43. Posted by BluesHarper | January 27, 2011 10:48 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
A rare photo of Obama NOT looking down his nose.
43. Posted by BluesHarper | January 27, 2011 10:48 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 10:48
44. Posted by Maddox | January 27, 2011 11:03 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"These goggles are not rose colored and reality bites."
44. Posted by Maddox | January 27, 2011 11:03 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 11:03
45. Posted by Steve H. | January 27, 2011 11:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
You can put safety goggles on a pig, but it's still a pig!!
45. Posted by Steve H. | January 27, 2011 11:03 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 11:03
46. Posted by Steve H. | January 27, 2011 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Do these glasses make me look more Reaganesque?
46. Posted by Steve H. | January 27, 2011 11:03 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 11:03
47. Posted by GarandFan | January 27, 2011 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"I am Spock! Do not question my logic!"
47. Posted by GarandFan | January 27, 2011 11:03 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 11:03
48. Posted by Zipity | January 27, 2011 11:06 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
"This looks like a job for Captain O-blivious...."
48. Posted by Zipity | January 27, 2011 11:06 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 11:06
49. Posted by Al Pennam | January 27, 2011 11:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I was just chekin' the specs on the end-line for the rotary...girder...I'm retarded."
49. Posted by Al Pennam | January 27, 2011 11:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 11:06
50. Posted by Zipity | January 27, 2011 11:07 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
The glasses? Why they shield my eyes from all the bull-shit I'm spreading...."
50. Posted by Zipity | January 27, 2011 11:07 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 11:07
51. Posted by Zipity | January 27, 2011 11:09 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Nope....even with the glasses on, I cannot see the irreparable damage I'm doing to the American people and economy..."
51. Posted by Zipity | January 27, 2011 11:09 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 11:09
52. Posted by Pile of Pooh | January 27, 2011 11:09 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"If you aren't wearing your safety glasses, you're acting ear-responsibly!"
52. Posted by Pile of Pooh | January 27, 2011 11:09 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 11:09
53. Posted by Jer | January 27, 2011 11:11 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
You can't hide your lyin' eyes...
53. Posted by Jer | January 27, 2011 11:11 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 11:11
54. Posted by Zipity | January 27, 2011 11:11 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Damn.....neither beer goggles nor real goggles make Michelle look any less like a Klingon warrior with a huge caboose..."
54. Posted by Zipity | January 27, 2011 11:11 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 11:11
55. Posted by RDOwens | January 27, 2011 11:19 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The emperor's new clothes!
55. Posted by RDOwens | January 27, 2011 11:19 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 11:19
56. Posted by Eric | January 27, 2011 11:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President Obama testing the new 3D Teleprompter to make his sorrowing rhetoric look like soaring rhetoric.
56. Posted by Eric | January 27, 2011 11:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 11:19
57. Posted by jbw | January 27, 2011 11:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I don't know what Palin was talking about, but these glasses should keep her from pulling any logs from my eyes.
57. Posted by jbw | January 27, 2011 11:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 11:24
58. Posted by BlogDog | January 27, 2011 11:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The future's so bright, I've got to wear goggles.
58. Posted by BlogDog | January 27, 2011 11:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 11:28
59. Posted by Roy | January 27, 2011 11:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pelosi looks so much bigger in 3-D.
59. Posted by Roy | January 27, 2011 11:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 11:42
60. Posted by Joe Miller | January 27, 2011 11:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jay Tea, my apologies. I was in a hurry and skimmed the entries. What's the emoticon for mortification?
60. Posted by Joe Miller | January 27, 2011 11:57 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 11:57
61. Posted by gowild00 | January 27, 2011 12:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I see you, you see me, we're a socialist family.....
61. Posted by gowild00 | January 27, 2011 12:05 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 12:05
62. Posted by 914 | January 27, 2011 12:22 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I can see sputnik from My backyard"
62. Posted by 914 | January 27, 2011 12:22 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 12:22
63. Posted by Wiglaf | January 27, 2011 12:39 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Nostrildamus"
63. Posted by Wiglaf | January 27, 2011 12:39 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 12:39
64. Posted by 914 | January 27, 2011 12:48 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Chi-com Chia pet..
Everytime it lie's, China's economy grows.
64. Posted by 914 | January 27, 2011 12:48 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 12:48
65. Posted by 914 | January 27, 2011 12:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
been growing a lot lately..
65. Posted by 914 | January 27, 2011 12:51 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 12:51
66. Posted by Jay | January 27, 2011 1:12 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Future scientists, desperate to solve the world's problems, figure out how to reanimate The Lightworker's head. It was later found at the Arkansas State Fair stuck in a lighted box telling fortunes.
66. Posted by Jay | January 27, 2011 1:12 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 13:12
67. Posted by itismedavid | January 27, 2011 1:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hu was right. Glasses do make me look less socialist.
67. Posted by itismedavid | January 27, 2011 1:21 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 13:21
68. Posted by Rob | January 27, 2011 1:40 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Wow, with these glasses, I can see the socialist utopia from here!
68. Posted by Rob | January 27, 2011 1:40 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 13:40
69. Posted by Dodo David | January 27, 2011 1:43 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Breaking News: OSHA requires President Obama to wear safety glasses as he continues digging the political hole that he has dug himself into.
69. Posted by Dodo David | January 27, 2011 1:43 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 13:43
70. Posted by Jim Addison | January 27, 2011 2:37 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
When the fly emerged from the transporter, he realized something had gone horribly wrong . . .
70. Posted by Jim Addison | January 27, 2011 2:37 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 14:37
71. Posted by Repair_man_Jack | January 27, 2011 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That would be my plan for when the economy hits the fan!
71. Posted by Repair_man_Jack | January 27, 2011 2:50 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 14:50
72. Posted by Red Five | January 27, 2011 2:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"A horse is a horse
of course, of course...
...
I am Special Ed!"
72. Posted by Red Five | January 27, 2011 2:54 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 14:54
73. Posted by Moochell My Belle | January 27, 2011 2:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Clueless and proud of it!
73. Posted by Moochell My Belle | January 27, 2011 2:59 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 14:59
74. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 27, 2011 3:36 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Barack begins to reconsider letting Joe Biden choose his fashion initiatives ...
74. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 27, 2011 3:36 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 15:36
75. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | January 27, 2011 4:05 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Now I look as "with it" as Palin!
75. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | January 27, 2011 4:05 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 16:05
76. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
In an attempt to imitate France Obama announced 4 day work weeks for all.
76. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:08 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 16:08
77. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:10 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
As they headed to the basketball court Obama was over heard to say "hey how are these going to protect my lips?"
77. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:10 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 16:10
78. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:20 PM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Statement from President Obama regarding allegations of copying lines from other speeches for his SOTU. "My fellow Americans, regarding charges of plaguerism, I answer that there is nothing to fear but fear itself. As I told Michelle the other day, a house divided cannot stand. Only those who do not ask what they can do for their country, not what their country can do for them need worry that there will not be a chicken in every pot. In closing, I say that's the way it was, Jan 25th 2011. Good night Mrs Calabash, wherever you are"
78. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:20 PM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 16:20
79. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama "'cuse me while kiss the sky"
79. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:22 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 16:22
80. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:23 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"hello muddah,
hello faddah,
Here I am at camp granada.."
80. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:23 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 16:23
81. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:23 PM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Proof that smart people are not the only ones that wear coke bottle glasses.
81. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:23 PM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 16:23
82. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:26 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Dateline 1 May 2012
President Obama demonstrated the new antiglobal warming glasses at the White House today. Each citizen will be required to purchase them via executive order 87544.2 at the small cost of only $15,000 each. In other news today Washington DC recieved an additional 12 inches of snow as winter continues to pound the East coast.
82. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:26 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 16:26
83. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:30 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Photographer
"Higher, higher, hold your chin higher. How else can you look down your nose at all the peons"
83. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:30 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 16:30
84. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:31 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
NY Times Headlines
Bush nearly blinds Obama.
84. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:31 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 16:31
85. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Chris Matthews "repubicans oppose Obama's plan to save the nation showing they are not only racists but hate people who wear glasses".
85. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:33 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 16:33
86. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:34 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama "Wow, so that is what reality looks like"
86. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 4:34 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 16:34
87. Posted by codekeyguy | January 27, 2011 5:31 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
when the shit hits the fan, I'm ready!
87. Posted by codekeyguy | January 27, 2011 5:31 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 17:31
88. Posted by Faith+1 | January 27, 2011 5:44 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Even with oversized goggles Obama is still blind to basic economics.
88. Posted by Faith+1 | January 27, 2011 5:44 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 17:44
89. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 5:51 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama "I am not a plagurist!!.. My speechwriters are plagurists"
89. Posted by retired military | January 27, 2011 5:51 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 17:51
90. Posted by rodney dill | January 27, 2011 6:31 PM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
OBoggles
90. Posted by rodney dill | January 27, 2011 6:31 PM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 18:31
91. Posted by 914 | January 27, 2011 6:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
His stupidity goggles the mind!!
91. Posted by 914 | January 27, 2011 6:58 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 18:58
92. Posted by siddhartha | January 27, 2011 7:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wow, these specs really do work. I can see right through Pelosi's pantsuit ... gag!"
92. Posted by siddhartha | January 27, 2011 7:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 19:28
93. Posted by rodney dill | January 27, 2011 8:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
politically correct shades
93. Posted by rodney dill | January 27, 2011 8:18 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 20:18
94. Posted by Matteo | January 27, 2011 8:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My God. It's full of stars!
94. Posted by Matteo | January 27, 2011 8:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 20:22
95. Posted by DukeofDeLand | January 27, 2011 9:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You see I got these new glasses to go with my emperor's clothes.....
95. Posted by DukeofDeLand | January 27, 2011 9:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 21:25
96. Posted by Porkopolis | January 27, 2011 10:08 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Looking at the world through audacity-colored glasses.
96. Posted by Porkopolis | January 27, 2011 10:08 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 22:08
97. Posted by Marco Polo | January 27, 2011 10:42 PM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
These glasses make it look like Michelle Bachmann is looking at the right camera.
97. Posted by Marco Polo | January 27, 2011 10:42 PM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 22:42
98. Posted by rodney dill | January 27, 2011 10:52 PM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Wizbang quick poll
___ glasses half full
___ glasses half empty
98. Posted by rodney dill | January 27, 2011 10:52 PM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 22:52
99. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | January 27, 2011 10:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Everything was going fine for the wannabe super-hero until he addressed his application for membership to the "IncreDUHbles"
99. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | January 27, 2011 10:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2011 22:53
100. Posted by Judith | January 28, 2011 1:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ah, what a lovely shade of rose!
100. Posted by Judith | January 28, 2011 1:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 01:20
101. Posted by fustian | January 28, 2011 7:18 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Obama didn't buy these glasses. He "invested" in them.
101. Posted by fustian | January 28, 2011 7:18 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 07:18
102. Posted by rbee | January 28, 2011 7:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obatomy now complete, chocolate sauron has pseudo centrist eyes to give "vision" to the mouth breathing sock puppet uruk-hai,cue camera one on cbs's new look eye logo sporting new goggles!
102. Posted by rbee | January 28, 2011 7:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 07:24
103. Posted by fustian | January 28, 2011 7:24 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
WTF?
Oh, yeah.
Winning The Future!
103. Posted by fustian | January 28, 2011 7:24 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 07:24
104. Posted by fustian | January 28, 2011 7:25 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Ordinarily, wearing glasses makes you look smarter.
104. Posted by fustian | January 28, 2011 7:25 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 07:25
105. Posted by fustian | January 28, 2011 7:30 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Kareem Abdul Fubar.
105. Posted by fustian | January 28, 2011 7:30 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 07:30
106. Posted by fustian | January 28, 2011 7:34 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Those ears aren't just for show. He can hear a gnat fart two states away.
106. Posted by fustian | January 28, 2011 7:34 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 07:34
107. Posted by rodney dill | January 28, 2011 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama sees the world through Nuance colored glasses
107. Posted by rodney dill | January 28, 2011 8:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 08:12
108. Posted by Olsoljer | January 28, 2011 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I DO see 70 virgins, and none of them look like Michelle!!
108. Posted by Olsoljer | January 28, 2011 9:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 09:01
109. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 28, 2011 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
@fustian: DANG it! Now what am I gonna use? :-)
109. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 28, 2011 9:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 09:24
110. Posted by 914 | January 28, 2011 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Flappergasted
110. Posted by 914 | January 28, 2011 9:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 09:29
111. Posted by Faith | January 28, 2011 9:34 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
No, Mr. President, even these won't help you find a clue.
111. Posted by Faith | January 28, 2011 9:34 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 09:34
112. Posted by 914 | January 28, 2011 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wasting The Future
112. Posted by 914 | January 28, 2011 9:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 09:37
113. Posted by 914 | January 28, 2011 9:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
He ears what He wants too ear!
113. Posted by 914 | January 28, 2011 9:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 09:40
114. Posted by clearmind | January 28, 2011 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Got my windshields on, now if I could just flap my ears, I could fly.
114. Posted by clearmind | January 28, 2011 10:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 10:45
115. Posted by iurockhead | January 28, 2011 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Based on some confidential advise from former President Jimmy Carter, President Obama donned his safety glasses just before the excrement hit the fan.
115. Posted by iurockhead | January 28, 2011 10:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 10:47
116. Posted by Red Five | January 28, 2011 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"A dunce is a dunce
of course, of course
and no one can talk
to a dunce, of course
that is, of course, unless the dunce
is the famous Special Ed"
116. Posted by Red Five | January 28, 2011 11:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 11:29
117. Posted by rodney dill | January 28, 2011 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I sure hope Joe gets over his Gallagher phase soon."
117. Posted by rodney dill | January 28, 2011 1:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 13:27
118. Posted by rodney dill | January 28, 2011 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It ain't over 'til the Splat Lady slings
118. Posted by rodney dill | January 28, 2011 1:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 13:28
119. Posted by rodney dill | January 28, 2011 3:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes, these do make your ass look fatter."
119. Posted by rodney dill | January 28, 2011 3:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 15:30
120. Posted by rodney dill | January 28, 2011 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now all I need are my spear and magic helmet
120. Posted by rodney dill | January 28, 2011 3:31 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 15:31
121. Posted by fustian | January 28, 2011 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
These are the new "green" sunglasses. They cost too much and they don't really work.
121. Posted by fustian | January 28, 2011 4:32 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 16:32
122. Posted by Nick | January 28, 2011 5:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Empty suit meets Deer-In-The-Headlights
122. Posted by Nick | January 28, 2011 5:38 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 17:38
123. Posted by Nick | January 28, 2011 5:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Empty suit meets Deer-In-The-Headlights.
123. Posted by Nick | January 28, 2011 5:41 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 17:41
124. Posted by Jester | January 28, 2011 6:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't give a shit what you guys think. WTF, these things make me look cool!
124. Posted by Jester | January 28, 2011 6:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 18:00
125. Posted by fustian | January 28, 2011 7:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This is what all the Proletariat will be wearing on the new high speed trains.
125. Posted by fustian | January 28, 2011 7:00 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 19:00
126. Posted by Cowboy Blob | January 28, 2011 7:12 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Kobe, I'm open!
126. Posted by Cowboy Blob | January 28, 2011 7:12 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 19:12
127. Posted by 914 | January 28, 2011 11:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I believe I can lie"
127. Posted by 914 | January 28, 2011 11:57 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2011 23:57
128. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 29, 2011 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's my sputnik moment!"
128. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 29, 2011 12:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2011 12:32
129. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2011 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama prepares for his attempt at the 'policital' Triple Lindy.
129. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2011 7:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2011 07:51
130. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2011 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We want Fearless Freep!"
130. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2011 7:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2011 07:52
131. Posted by Kevin
| January 31, 2011 1:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
131. Posted by Kevin
| January 31, 2011 1:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 31, 2011 01:26