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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Donald Trump at CPAC


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Hey, if you elect me, I'll ... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Hey, if you elect me, I'll have the shortest inauguration speech ever:

"Mr. Obama, you're fired"

Donald Trump announces that... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Donald Trump announces that he is NOT running for President. He is aiming higher, and just fired God with the Trump Cobra.

"You screwed up... you trus... (Below threshold)

"You screwed up... you trusted me..."

"I told Mubarak I was avail... (Below threshold)

"I told Mubarak I was available..."

Because it worked so well f... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Because it worked so well for Ross Perot.

"Sorry, people, but Ron Pau... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Sorry, people, but Ron Paul's FIRED!"

Always slightly out of touc... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Always slightly out of touch with real people, The Donald asks for a "high four" ... must be an inflationary thing.

"I think my extensive exper... (Below threshold)
fustian:

"I think my extensive experience with bankruptcy is just what the country needs at this time..."

In a Q&A session after his ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

In a Q&A session after his speech, Trump replied to 8 out of 10 questions with this retort: "Only my hairdresser knows for sure."

What's not to like: the hai... (Below threshold)
fustian:

What's not to like: the hair of John Edwards married to the ethics of Bernie Madoff.

The "Obama had too much exp... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

The "Obama had too much experience" candidate

Um, no thanks, Donald! One ... (Below threshold)
guido:

Um, no thanks, Donald! One Apprentice in the White House in my lifetime is more than enough for me.

Donald Trump's hair announc... (Below threshold)
Jody:

Donald Trump's hair announces its candidacy for President.

"You want to know how conse... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"You want to know how conservative I am? I'll tell you how conservative I am. I'm so conservative I'm staying with the comb-over, no 'plugs' for me!"

Donald Trump? What, are the... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Donald Trump? What, are there no available professional wrestlers?

"What, me worry?"... (Below threshold)
fustian:

"What, me worry?"

"Our Barack? Mubarak? comme... (Below threshold)

"Our Barack? Mubarak? comme ci comme ca"

The Secret Service has alre... (Below threshold)
guido:

The Secret Service has already assigned him the code name "Combover".

"I got carried away... I fi... (Below threshold)

"I got carried away... I fired myself."

Donald in Wonderland is the... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Donald in Wonderland is the Mad Tea Party candidate.

I'll be hair all week.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

I'll be hair all week.

Pull My Finger.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Pull My Finger.

So, yeah, I guess I'm sorta... (Below threshold)
Clay:

So, yeah, I guess I'm sorta conservative, in a corporate-crony kinda way.

"Obama, you're fired!"... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"Obama, you're fired!"

Argh, disregard previous en... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Argh, disregard previous entry. Totally missed the VERY FIRST COMMENT which already delivered the punchline.....

Note on hand "Don't forget ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Note on hand "Don't forget to pay Visa Bill"

First thing we do is tear d... (Below threshold)
fustian:

First thing we do is tear down that ugly White House and build a tower.

Looks like Obama's gonna ge... (Below threshold)

Looks like Obama's gonna get credit for another job created and/or saved.

...and we'll have a nationa... (Below threshold)
fustian:

...and we'll have a nationally televised reality show to select my cabinet!

"...back in the day...I had... (Below threshold)
Tom Blogical:

"...back in the day...I had hair out to HERE!!"

"Ich bin ein Bigwiener."</p... (Below threshold)

"Ich bin ein Bigwiener."

Hairforce One... (Below threshold)

Hairforce One

When I am inaugurated this ... (Below threshold)
DukeofDeLand:

When I am inaugurated this will be the official "Goodbye Obama" wave!

"I can see Egypt from my pe... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"I can see Egypt from my penthouse apartment."

Asked about Michelle Bachma... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Asked about Michelle Bachmann, Trump said he thought she'd make a good wife #4.

With a chagrined smile, Don... (Below threshold)

With a chagrined smile, Donald Trump gives in as his speech is once again upstaged by his FAAAAAAABULOUS hairpiece!

Balk like an Egyptian... (Below threshold)

Balk like an Egyptian

"Well... I went to w... (Below threshold)

"Well... I went to watch Charles Woodson."

I think we're gonna need a ... (Below threshold)

I think we're gonna need a bigger vote.

I trusted Mark Sanchez when... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

I trusted Mark Sanchez when he told me the girl was 18...

Rosie O'Donnell, you're dep... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Rosie O'Donnell, you're deported!

"I will legalize gambling i... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

"I will legalize gambling in all 50 states."

"Well, yes, some people do call it voting"

If he runs and wins we'd ha... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

If he runs and wins we'd have another "historic first" Presidency. Now we have first openly Communist (and only half-white) President. With Donald we'd have the first bad comb-over President.

Because I know how to decla... (Below threshold)
Hank:

Because I know how to declare bankruptcy.

"Hey, who knew I was a clos... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

"Hey, who knew I was a closet Republican?"

"Here I am, your new Presid... (Below threshold)

"Here I am, your new President. Wait, what do you mean money can't buy everything?

"Hey, you got to admit, I l... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"Hey, you got to admit, I look more capable now since 2008".

"Feh, Ron Paul is meshuggin... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

"Feh, Ron Paul is meshuggina, but I'm a mensch!

"Rosie told me I could fool... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

"Rosie told me I could fool all of you, who knew?"

"Hey I'd do better than Bar... (Below threshold)

"Hey I'd do better than Barack - you elected him"

We've already tried arrogan... (Below threshold)
914:

We've already tried arrogant narcissist once Donald.

And then we're going to tak... (Below threshold)
Rob:

And then we're going to take the White House condo!

"SO? What's one more narci... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

"SO? What's one more narcissistic idiot in the White House?"

"Love me or hate me I still... (Below threshold)
NJ Mike:

"Love me or hate me I still have better hair than Plugs Biden"

"And I pledge to get the co... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

"And I pledge to get the country back to work building more golf courses!"

The White House hair appare... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

The White House hair apparent?

I don't want to be just a m... (Below threshold)
YJLAW:

I don't want to be just a member of the hair club for men, I also want to be President.

I try never to vote for any... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I try never to vote for anyone whose last name rhymes with "chump".

An outstanding crop of entr... (Below threshold)
Brad:

An outstanding crop of entries--I don't envy the judges on this caption contest.

"When I become President, y... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

"When I become President, you'll all become my apprentices! Ask not, what the 'Don' can do for you, but what you can do for the 'Don', to keep me from saying 'You're Fired!'"

When you pronounce "Trump",... (Below threshold)
fustian:

When you pronounce "Trump", remember that the 'T' and the 'r' are silent.

I'd take a toupee over a mu... (Below threshold)
914:

I'd take a toupee over a mus-chia pet in the White House any old day.

"And I promise to end the b... (Below threshold)
914:

"And I promise to end the bloated 3am Wookie feedings"

"Vote Trump, what the hell,... (Below threshold)

"Vote Trump, what the hell, you voted for the other empty suit."

My first plans for the Whit... (Below threshold)
jbw:

My first plans for the White House, will be to rename it the 'Trump House'; it will be first class all the way.

After being booed at CPAC D... (Below threshold)
retired military:

After being booed at CPAC Donald Trump stood next to a lifesize cardboard cutout of Obama and asked "How do you like me now?"

Dealing with the debt, we u... (Below threshold)
jbw:

Dealing with the debt, we use our assets, like the National Mall. Thats a lot of prime real estate going to waste, I see three to four casinos and condos lots of condos.

"Hey I'm not Obama or Bush.... (Below threshold)
Rodney:

"Hey I'm not Obama or Bush."


Lets win the future WTF?</p... (Below threshold)
Roy Beans:

Lets win the future WTF?

"I don't get me either."</p... (Below threshold)

"I don't get me either."

Of course I'm qualified to ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Of course I'm qualified to be President; I was born a poor, black child in Kenya.

Thank you. Thank you, Ladi... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Thank you. Thank you, Ladies and Gentlemen. But, I digress.

If you elect me your next p... (Below threshold)
Natty Dark:

If you elect me your next president, I have a list here ... USPS, you're fired. Amtrak, you're fired. Brett Michaels, you're fired. China, you're fired...

Hey, a trillion here and a ... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

Hey, a trillion here and a trillion there, pretty soon you're talking real money.

Does this hairpiece make my... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

Does this hairpiece make my cheeks look fat?

Can't do any worse, now can... (Below threshold)
pkcmom:

Can't do any worse, now can I?

Ron Paul? -- You have to as... (Below threshold)

Ron Paul? -- You have to ask?

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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