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Comments (105)
"OK... now don't forget to ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | February 18, 2011 7:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK... now don't forget to do the teleprompter too."
1. Posted by rodney dill | February 18, 2011 7:09 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 07:09
2. Posted by rodney dill | February 18, 2011 7:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Makeup Person: "I knew John Edwards, he was a friend of mine... and Rahm you're no, uh, er... you're actually a lot like him."
2. Posted by rodney dill | February 18, 2011 7:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 07:11
3. Posted by rodney dill | February 18, 2011 7:12 AM | Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Makeup: "... so are you new in town?"
3. Posted by rodney dill | February 18, 2011 7:12 AM |
Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 07:12
4. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 18, 2011 7:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
One of Obama's shovel ready projects.
4. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 18, 2011 7:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 07:13
5. Posted by Eric | February 18, 2011 7:17 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
As his assistant wipes the blood off of his chin, Rahm asks "Are my fangs showing?"
5. Posted by Eric | February 18, 2011 7:17 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 07:17
6. Posted by Vader06 | February 18, 2011 7:17 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
After you cover up that zit... Can you cover up my marxist record?
6. Posted by Vader06 | February 18, 2011 7:17 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 07:17
7. Posted by rodney dill | February 18, 2011 7:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Why does a woman need two powder puffs?
7. Posted by rodney dill | February 18, 2011 7:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 07:19
8. Posted by iwogisdead | February 18, 2011 7:20 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Despite the best efforts of a team of make-up artists, Rahm Emanuel still looks like a disgusting little twerp.
8. Posted by iwogisdead | February 18, 2011 7:20 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 07:20
9. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 18, 2011 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Why no, sir. I've never thought about the benefits of investing in snake oil."
9. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 18, 2011 7:21 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 07:21
10. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 18, 2011 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rahmbo is going for a softer, gentler look but the "Breck Boy" moniker just doesn't fit his personality.
10. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 18, 2011 7:25 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 07:25
11. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 18, 2011 7:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Excuse me, sir, but do you smell dead fish?"
11. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 18, 2011 7:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 07:28
12. Posted by iwogisdead | February 18, 2011 7:29 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Aides removing Barack Obama's make-up following his latest press conference were surprised to learn that he is really Rahm Emanuel.
12. Posted by iwogisdead | February 18, 2011 7:29 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 07:29
13. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 18, 2011 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Have you thought about 'Just For Men'? POTUS just loves it."
13. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 18, 2011 7:30 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 07:30
14. Posted by john1v6 | February 18, 2011 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The wax museum exhibit of Rahm Emanuel is almost finished, and it's even more life-like than the man himself
14. Posted by john1v6 | February 18, 2011 7:31 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 07:31
15. Posted by retired military | February 18, 2011 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rahm gets his final bit of make up put on for the Bela Lagosi look alike contest.
15. Posted by retired military | February 18, 2011 7:32 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 07:32
16. Posted by retired military | February 18, 2011 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Makeup girl "Is that a zit or are you just happy to see me"
16. Posted by retired military | February 18, 2011 7:32 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 07:32
17. Posted by john1v6 | February 18, 2011 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
C'mon, Rahm, eat the cookie. All the other Jeopardy contestants ate theirs
17. Posted by john1v6 | February 18, 2011 7:33 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 07:33
18. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | February 18, 2011 7:34 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
The SyFy network Original Series, "Face Off", challenges make up artists to create the most realistic and horrifying on-screen monsters.
18. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | February 18, 2011 7:34 AM |
Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 07:34
19. Posted by Upset Old Guy | February 18, 2011 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Seriously, they're choreographing the ballet now. The plan is for a Broadway premier after I've taken office. It's called Tiny Dancer. I could maybe get you a coupla' tickets."
19. Posted by Upset Old Guy | February 18, 2011 7:36 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 07:36
20. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 18, 2011 7:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Gee, it was so nice of Oprah to send you over to help me out.
20. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 18, 2011 7:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 07:40
21. Posted by Spike | February 18, 2011 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't forget to put the lipstick on.
21. Posted by Spike | February 18, 2011 7:41 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 07:41
22. Posted by retired military | February 18, 2011 7:42 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Putting lipstick on a pig.
22. Posted by retired military | February 18, 2011 7:42 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 07:42
23. Posted by retired military | February 18, 2011 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The makeup girl puts the finishing touches on Rahm's 5th chakra.
23. Posted by retired military | February 18, 2011 7:45 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 07:45
24. Posted by Faith+1 | February 18, 2011 7:47 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I'm ready for my close-up Mr DeMille.
24. Posted by Faith+1 | February 18, 2011 7:47 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 07:47
25. Posted by Faith+1 | February 18, 2011 7:49 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
...and I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
25. Posted by Faith+1 | February 18, 2011 7:49 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 07:49
26. Posted by Faith+1 | February 18, 2011 7:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I will listen now. After your father's murder, you were orphaned. You were ten years old. You went to live with cousins on a sheep and horse ranch in Montana. And...?
(Sorry, but Hannibal quotes are a gold mine for this guy.)
26. Posted by Faith+1 | February 18, 2011 7:51 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 07:51
27. Posted by rodney dill | February 18, 2011 8:01 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Chicago Politics: Two go in, one comes out.
27. Posted by rodney dill | February 18, 2011 8:01 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 08:01
28. Posted by tomg51 | February 18, 2011 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Com'n - you need more grime to be attractive here.
28. Posted by tomg51 | February 18, 2011 8:06 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 08:06
29. Posted by Rick13 | February 18, 2011 8:08 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Not even a professional makeup artist could wipe the Smug look off of Rahm's face!
29. Posted by Rick13 | February 18, 2011 8:08 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 08:08
30. Posted by teh Wind | February 18, 2011 8:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
No matter how much makeup, the sixes still show through.
30. Posted by teh Wind | February 18, 2011 8:12 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 08:12
31. Posted by clearmind | February 18, 2011 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trust me! This will make you look taller! After all, you already have a fat head!
31. Posted by clearmind | February 18, 2011 8:12 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 08:12
32. Posted by tomg51 | February 18, 2011 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rahm recoils as the innocent offers the means to cleanse his soul
32. Posted by tomg51 | February 18, 2011 8:13 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 08:13
33. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 18, 2011 8:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm sorry, sir, but there's no way I can make you the same color as Carol Moseley Braun.
33. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 18, 2011 8:21 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 08:21
34. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 18, 2011 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ok remember I want the afroasianlatinoindian treatment.
34. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 18, 2011 8:26 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 08:26
35. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 18, 2011 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I really did send that dead fish you know"
35. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 18, 2011 8:27 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 08:27
36. Posted by itismedavid | February 18, 2011 8:36 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Can you make me LOOK like a resident of Chicago?
36. Posted by itismedavid | February 18, 2011 8:36 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 08:36
37. Posted by rodney dill | February 18, 2011 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"...is there a smudge?"
"Just on this city."
37. Posted by rodney dill | February 18, 2011 8:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 08:38
38. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 18, 2011 8:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any (pol) who isn't me tonight."
38. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 18, 2011 8:39 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 08:39
39. Posted by rbee | February 18, 2011 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Grover Dill grows older.....lickspittle does not come in any shade but corrupted yellow...
39. Posted by rbee | February 18, 2011 8:47 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 08:47
40. Posted by Don L | February 18, 2011 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Clinton said that you'd like this scent; he calls it the blue dress special.
No Rahm, this won't make you look like a minstrel.
Have we taxed face powder yet? Gee I don't know Mr. Emanual.
Do we have to do this makeup everytime you go to the bathroom Rahm?
Yes, Mr. Emanual, this service is completely free;it's in the Obamacare bill on page 2011, under final services.
40. Posted by Don L | February 18, 2011 8:53 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 08:53
41. Posted by Zipity | February 18, 2011 8:54 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Wow...when you said this interview was going to be a cream puff....I didn't think there would be actual cream puffs involved..."
41. Posted by Zipity | February 18, 2011 8:54 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 08:54
42. Posted by Gayle Miller | February 18, 2011 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Makeup artist fruitlessly trying to make brie out of limburger!
42. Posted by Gayle Miller | February 18, 2011 9:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 09:01
43. Posted by Jason | February 18, 2011 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm doing my best, Mr. Emanuel, but all the make-up in the world can't cover up the filth and pollution from your years working in the Chicago Machine."
43. Posted by Jason | February 18, 2011 9:06 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 09:06
44. Posted by Roy | February 18, 2011 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After the debate, the makeup artist was finally able to get his nose to shrink back to it's normal size.
44. Posted by Roy | February 18, 2011 9:10 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 09:10
45. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 18, 2011 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rahm with a view.
45. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 18, 2011 9:10 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 09:10
46. Posted by Joe Miller | February 18, 2011 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm not spongeworthy! I'm not spongeworthy!
46. Posted by Joe Miller | February 18, 2011 9:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 09:21
47. Posted by Rick Caird | February 18, 2011 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Next, we put some lipstick on this pig.
47. Posted by Rick Caird | February 18, 2011 9:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 09:24
48. Posted by Joe Miller | February 18, 2011 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Breaking on Drudge: Rahm Emanuel takes make-up girl with him to church. Working...
48. Posted by Joe Miller | February 18, 2011 9:26 AM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 09:26
49. Posted by fustian | February 18, 2011 9:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When you get up close to him, you always get a faint whiff of sulphur.
49. Posted by fustian | February 18, 2011 9:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 09:30
50. Posted by PBunyan | February 18, 2011 9:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Make-up artist: "Oops! There's still a little evil showing through... Lemme try and cover that up."
50. Posted by PBunyan | February 18, 2011 9:32 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 09:32
51. Posted by DukeofDeLand | February 18, 2011 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That's it, two shades darker.....It worked for Obama here in Chicago...and look where he is!"
51. Posted by DukeofDeLand | February 18, 2011 9:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 09:39
52. Posted by DaveinNC | February 18, 2011 9:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
" I looook RAAAAAHHHHHMMMMMULOUS"
52. Posted by DaveinNC | February 18, 2011 9:51 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 09:51
53. Posted by rodney dill | February 18, 2011 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Makeup: "So how do you feel about the US joining the UN in condemning Israel."
Rahm: "Ha kol B'seder"
53. Posted by rodney dill | February 18, 2011 10:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 10:04
54. Posted by GarandFan | February 18, 2011 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I hear you've already got 'the dead vote' all locked up.
54. Posted by GarandFan | February 18, 2011 10:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 10:10
55. Posted by Imhotep | February 18, 2011 10:10 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
This shade of "oompa loompa" will be best for this press conference Mr Emanuel.
55. Posted by Imhotep | February 18, 2011 10:10 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 10:10
56. Posted by Silver Bullet | February 18, 2011 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"There now, Mr. Emanuel. That takes care of the slobbers on your chin but we must do something about the tie. I know you salivate every time you think about being Mayor of Chicago and all the money you will rake in."
56. Posted by Silver Bullet | February 18, 2011 10:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 10:26
57. Posted by WildWillie | February 18, 2011 10:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Take you Viagra. Come on. Open up..
57. Posted by WildWillie | February 18, 2011 10:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 10:43
58. Posted by 914 | February 18, 2011 10:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Polishing a Pipsqueak!
58. Posted by 914 | February 18, 2011 10:49 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 10:49
59. Posted by fustian | February 18, 2011 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Chicago mayoral contest is much like Mubarak's last election, but less open.
59. Posted by fustian | February 18, 2011 10:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 10:52
60. Posted by just bob | February 18, 2011 10:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Cum again?
60. Posted by just bob | February 18, 2011 10:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 10:58
61. Posted by rodney dill | February 18, 2011 11:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I'd like Nepotism, Despotism, or Political Schism for $1000, Alex."
61. Posted by rodney dill | February 18, 2011 11:01 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 11:01
62. Posted by Brad | February 18, 2011 11:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Turning shit to Shinola
62. Posted by Brad | February 18, 2011 11:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 11:06
63. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 18, 2011 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wanna meet President Clinton?
63. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 18, 2011 11:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 11:32
64. Posted by 914 | February 18, 2011 11:32 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I've heard rumors of polishing a turd before. Now I know they are true!
64. Posted by 914 | February 18, 2011 11:32 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 11:32
65. Posted by GarandFan | February 18, 2011 11:43 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Let's see if we can get that smug look off your face Mr. Mayor. Ooops! Haven't had the election yet, have we.
65. Posted by GarandFan | February 18, 2011 11:43 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 11:43
66. Posted by GarandFan | February 18, 2011 11:44 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
So, how many union asses have you kissed today?
66. Posted by GarandFan | February 18, 2011 11:44 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 11:44
67. Posted by Mojo | February 18, 2011 12:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I told you you needed to swallow when you are meeting with Obama. It's less messy."
67. Posted by Mojo | February 18, 2011 12:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 12:07
68. Posted by Maddox | February 18, 2011 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rahm puts on the face he show the public.
68. Posted by Maddox | February 18, 2011 12:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 12:16
69. Posted by cathymv | February 18, 2011 12:22 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
is this what you call a "buttwipe"?
69. Posted by cathymv | February 18, 2011 12:22 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 12:22
70. Posted by cathymv | February 18, 2011 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
10 seconds to roll... we have an ass in nine
70. Posted by cathymv | February 18, 2011 12:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 12:27
71. Posted by Peter F. | February 18, 2011 12:32 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You can put shine on a turd, but....
71. Posted by Peter F. | February 18, 2011 12:32 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 12:32
72. Posted by Jay | February 18, 2011 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hold still a sec. You've still got a dribble on your chin from your time at the White House."
72. Posted by Jay | February 18, 2011 1:08 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 13:08
73. Posted by Dodo David | February 18, 2011 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Make-up Artist: "OK, Sir. I'm finished making your face look orange. Now you are certain to be endorsed by the the Oompa-Loompa union."
73. Posted by Dodo David | February 18, 2011 1:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 13:12
74. Posted by Don L | February 18, 2011 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You mean that one box you had in your Chicago rental didn't have any makeup?
I know you're used to a different kiind of white powder Mr. Emanual, but please try...
Oh come on, Rahm, I promise you won't look like Hillary.
74. Posted by Don L | February 18, 2011 1:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 13:28
75. Posted by JAT0 | February 18, 2011 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I hate seagulls. Be sure to get it all off!
75. Posted by JAT0 | February 18, 2011 1:34 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 13:34
76. Posted by fustian | February 18, 2011 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry Rahm, asshole doesn't wipe off.
76. Posted by fustian | February 18, 2011 1:50 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 13:50
77. Posted by fustian | February 18, 2011 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Isn't it cute? Rahm has already bought the office. But, he's still pretending there's going to be a real election.
77. Posted by fustian | February 18, 2011 1:55 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 13:55
78. Posted by Gmac | February 18, 2011 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just like Tammy Faye Baker, Rham knew he had to have plenty of makeup to hide behind.
78. Posted by Gmac | February 18, 2011 2:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 14:12
79. Posted by Kevin | February 18, 2011 2:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
make me look like i've lived here for the last year sweetie!!!!
79. Posted by Kevin | February 18, 2011 2:53 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 14:53
80. Posted by chsw | February 18, 2011 3:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Thanks. Now send in the wardrobe girl. I want the other tutu and slippers."
chsw
80. Posted by chsw | February 18, 2011 3:21 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 15:21
81. Posted by 914 | February 18, 2011 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"How many swipes does it take to get to the center of a criminal mind?"
81. Posted by 914 | February 18, 2011 5:06 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 17:06
82. Posted by 914 | February 18, 2011 5:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Would you like another phone book to stand on Mr. Emanuel?"
82. Posted by 914 | February 18, 2011 5:12 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 17:12
83. Posted by Dan Melson | February 18, 2011 6:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lipstick didn't help.
Nor did makeup.
Or the whole body makeover.
Face it, a Chicago politician is still a Chicago politician
83. Posted by Dan Melson | February 18, 2011 6:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 18:07
84. Posted by gaius piconius | February 18, 2011 6:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just this finishing touch, then your flowered frock and off then into the bottom of that dark closet, to help compose yourself.
84. Posted by gaius piconius | February 18, 2011 6:20 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 18:20
85. Posted by PeteIowa | February 18, 2011 6:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ass!
85. Posted by PeteIowa | February 18, 2011 6:59 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 18, 2011 18:59
86. Posted by Jer | February 18, 2011 7:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There are some things you just can't polish.
86. Posted by Jer | February 18, 2011 7:30 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 19:30
87. Posted by fustian | February 18, 2011 9:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I dreamed I won the Chicago mayoralty in my Maidenform bra...
87. Posted by fustian | February 18, 2011 9:02 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 21:02
88. Posted by Billll | February 18, 2011 10:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This, sir, simulates the kind of questions you can expect from the press."
88. Posted by Billll | February 18, 2011 10:14 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 22:14
89. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 18, 2011 10:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm Jewish! I don't eat the wafer...but a glass of wine would be great."
89. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 18, 2011 10:44 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 22:44
90. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 18, 2011 10:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wax on...wax off. You're getting it shiksa."
90. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 18, 2011 10:48 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 22:48
91. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 18, 2011 10:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sir, we DO provide lunch! Here's your gratis
pita, and there's some schmaltz herring on the
second shelf of your dais.
91. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 18, 2011 10:54 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 22:54
92. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 18, 2011 11:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Momma called...and told us to wipe your chin
for you like she always did....before Obama had to."
92. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 18, 2011 11:02 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 23:02
93. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 18, 2011 11:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Never let a dirty cosmetic pad go to waste!"
93. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 18, 2011 11:04 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 23:04
94. Posted by Taxpayer | February 18, 2011 11:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now I'm just as tan as John Boehner! Yay!
94. Posted by Taxpayer | February 18, 2011 11:10 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 23:10
95. Posted by 914 | February 18, 2011 11:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Code name: Warchild
95. Posted by 914 | February 18, 2011 11:28 PM |
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Posted on February 18, 2011 23:28
96. Posted by kiwiviv | February 19, 2011 1:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shall we put on face number one or number two?
96. Posted by kiwiviv | February 19, 2011 1:08 AM |
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Posted on February 19, 2011 01:08
97. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | February 19, 2011 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paint me mayor!
97. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | February 19, 2011 8:31 AM |
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Posted on February 19, 2011 08:31
98. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | February 19, 2011 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Quick! Take a powder, Rahm!
98. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | February 19, 2011 8:33 AM |
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Posted on February 19, 2011 08:33
99. Posted by Rob | February 19, 2011 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After a couple years with the thin-skinned glass jaw in the White House, Rahm gives new meaning to 'taking it on the chin.'
99. Posted by Rob | February 19, 2011 12:17 PM |
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Posted on February 19, 2011 12:17
100. Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica | February 19, 2011 3:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Those ballet accidents sure leave their marks, don't they?
100. Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica | February 19, 2011 3:05 PM |
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Posted on February 19, 2011 15:05
101. Posted by gollyneds | February 19, 2011 7:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
when monica did her president, she got it on her dress.
101. Posted by gollyneds | February 19, 2011 7:01 PM |
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Posted on February 19, 2011 19:01
102. Posted by jester | February 20, 2011 12:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All the face makeup in the world can't hide the liberalism that lurks in the eyes...
102. Posted by jester | February 20, 2011 12:14 PM |
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Posted on February 20, 2011 12:14
103. Posted by GDCritter | February 21, 2011 12:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Aide puts lipstick on a pig."
103. Posted by GDCritter | February 21, 2011 12:26 AM |
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Posted on February 21, 2011 00:26
104. Posted by deez | February 21, 2011 1:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Puff, the Mayor Dragon....
104. Posted by deez | February 21, 2011 1:03 AM |
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Posted on February 21, 2011 01:03
105. Posted by Kevin
| February 21, 2011 2:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
105. Posted by Kevin
| February 21, 2011 2:13 AM |
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Posted on February 21, 2011 02:13