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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


President Barack Obama talks with Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg before a dinner with Technology Business Leaders in Woodside, California, Feb. 17, 2011. Also pictured, left to right, are Carol Bartz, Yahoo! President and CEO; Art Levinson, Genentech Chairman and former CEO; Steve Westly, Founder and Managing Partner, The Westly Group; and Eric Schmidt, Executive Chairman and CEO of Google. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Can you keep that whole Egy... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Can you keep that whole Egypt thing from happening here?
Really...

You've given me a great ide... (Below threshold)
fustian:

You've given me a great idea for a new social media project: EarBook.

"I'm done with this gig aft... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"I'm done with this gig after 2012. If I wear my hair spiked up in front like this can I be one of the kool-boys over at Facebook?"

Obama has two kinds of frie... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Obama has two kinds of friends: those under the bus, and those going to be under the bus. Zuckerberg is enjoying his brief moment in the second category.

White House Press Release: ... (Below threshold)

White House Press Release: "The President will release a statement on the massacre of civilians by the Lybian government shortly. He is currently exerting all his energies towards getting advice from top executives on 'that Farmville thing'".

And we're going to add a te... (Below threshold)
fustian:

And we're going to add a teleprompter feature.

"So what's your next projec... (Below threshold)

"So what's your next project?"
"Right now I'm thinking AsshatBook."

"Hey, stick by me and somed... (Below threshold)

"Hey, stick by me and someday you can be Mayor of Chicago."
"Never been there."
"Doesn't matter."

"Who needs friends, we both... (Below threshold)

"Who needs friends, we both won."

"I'm sorry your Farmville c... (Below threshold)

"I'm sorry your Farmville crops died, but I'm not fixing it for you.... and remember to feed your fish today."

I REALLY need your help to ... (Below threshold)
guido:

I REALLY need your help to UNfriend Gaddafi, Mark.

Sarah Palin has more friend... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Sarah Palin has more friends than I do. Fix it.

You see, I really thought i... (Below threshold)
mpw280:

You see, I really thought it was all about me. mpw

I'll zuck yours if you'll z... (Below threshold)
jenn:

I'll zuck yours if you'll zuck mine.....

Here's the thing Mark. Ther... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Here's the thing Mark. There's nothing that says I can't tax virtual farms too.

It is similar. We're both r... (Below threshold)
fustian:

It is similar. We're both responsible for a currency that has no actual value.

"No I will not fix your com... (Below threshold)

"No I will not fix your computer."

"No Mark, I don't like bein... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"No Mark, I don't like being Poked!" "And if you try it, the Secret Service will throw you out!"

We're thinking of pegging t... (Below threshold)
fustian:

We're thinking of pegging the dollar to Farmville cash. It has more intrinsic value.

How come no one "likes" me ... (Below threshold)
rbee:

How come no one "likes" me when I won't answer my phone @ 3am?

I'm thinking of changing it... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I'm thinking of changing it from Obamacare to Obamaville.

Of course, you know that I'... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Of course, you know that I'm not just the first African-American President, I'm also the first President on facebook.

How do I block Joe Biden?</... (Below threshold)
guido:

How do I block Joe Biden?

"...if I were President I'd... (Below threshold)

"...if I were President I'd rename the Capitol from Suckerburg to Zuckerberg."

Obama commented on the civi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama commented on the civilians massacred by Gaddafi and the rising oil prices "It's all Bush's fault"

One lives in a make believe... (Below threshold)

One lives in a make believe fantasy world, with fake friends, shallow relationships, dubious security policies, and time wasting game playing... and the other invented FACEBOOK.

Obama "get this kid out of ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "get this kid out of here, he is blocking my view of Totus."

I'm asking CEO's to develop... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

I'm asking CEO's to develop new positions in their companies to add to my "jobs created tally" -- with your wealth you should be able to give me a couple of hundred, right?

Yeah, I gave that movie abo... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Yeah, I gave that movie about you a "thumbs up".

How do I change "Hometown" ... (Below threshold)
guido:

How do I change "Hometown" from Mombasa to Honolulu?

Seriously, Zuck. If we coul... (Below threshold)
Clay:

Seriously, Zuck. If we could get Mahmoud, Muammar, Hosni, and the Abdullahs on Facebook, this whole Mideast thing would blow over. If nothing else, it would be a real hoot. Oh, and you guys aren't looking for an executive type with community organizing experience, are you?

Interesting idea. So, just ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Interesting idea. So, just how much stimulus money WOULD it take to save or create a Farmville job?

"...but what if I don't wan... (Below threshold)

"...but what if I don't want to take Joe Biden's bull?"
"Uh... we are talking Farmville, right?"

Great movie, you ever think... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

Great movie, you ever think about making a real facebook on that internet thing that Al Gore drones on about?

You guys unionized yet?... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

You guys unionized yet?

So how can I me without bei... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

So how can I me without being me, oh wait, I'm already the master at that.

So Mark how do you like thi... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

So Mark how do you like this new 'do? Does it make me look like Pattinson?

Hey kid, you know where the... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Hey kid, you know where the can is in this place?

So ok can we get people to ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

So ok can we get people to vote on that thing?

Hey kid, you know where is ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Hey kid, you know where is the can is in this place?

Together we could do almost... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Together we could do almost as well as you have on your own

You know what Facebook need... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

You know what Facebook needs? - High-speed rail!

"I put Ronald Reagan as my ... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

"I put Ronald Reagan as my profile pic, and then the damn computer crashed. The Geeksquad guy said the logic circuits melted."

Look Mark - either you give... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Look Mark - either you give me lots of money or I'll have Facebook shutdown. Simple!

"So tell me more about this... (Below threshold)
Marie:

"So tell me more about this book. This book that has a face."

So, you're Jack Dorsey.<br ... (Below threshold)
Carolyn:

So, you're Jack Dorsey.
Let's get one thing straight.I'm the King of Pointless Babble.

So how can I keep my telepr... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

So how can I keep my teleprompter from getting more friends than me?

Hey Mark, thanks again for ... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Hey Mark, thanks again for deleting that pic of me in a tiger costume. That pic would have gone viral if it had gotten out.

Hey, what say when I'm done... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

Hey, what say when I'm done this gig you name me to your Board of Directors?

"Go ahead, pull my thumb"<b... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Go ahead, pull my thumb"

Obama "see I dont have my t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "see I dont have my thumb up my ass"

"Let me see your other hand"

"if he hits me one more tim... (Below threshold)
bg:

"if he hits me one more time in the chest I'm gonna bust him"

"They call Me Mister Fibbs!... (Below threshold)
Sarah the Impaler:

"They call Me Mister Fibbs!"

A Zucker and a F.....!... (Below threshold)
Sarah the Impaler:

A Zucker and a F.....!

"Meet me out back. You got... (Below threshold)
teh wind:

"Meet me out back. You got paper, right?"

You want to succeed in poli... (Below threshold)

You want to succeed in politics young man? Four words:
Tell.
eh.
prom.
ter.

We are going to have to red... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

We are going to have to redistribute the friends though.

"So, what do you think of m... (Below threshold)
Jay:

"So, what do you think of my new butch haircut?"

"Yes, I do have a point....... (Below threshold)
NJ Mike:

"Yes, I do have a point..........can't you see it? Look, it's right up there!"

No Mr. President even with ... (Below threshold)
jbw:

No Mr. President even with all my money I can't balance your budget.

With a face like yours, you... (Below threshold)

With a face like yours, you should have called it "Assbook."

Mr. President, I wanted to ... (Below threshold)
jbw:

Mr. President, I wanted to talk about the effects of social media on the political and economic structures of the country, stop asking if I want to shoot some hoops.

You are probably going to b... (Below threshold)
Charlie Quidnunc:

You are probably going to be a very successful president person. But you're going to go through life thinking that people don't like you because you're black. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.
Source

Barry Neutron Boy Wonder!</... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

Barry Neutron Boy Wonder!

So, can you help me 'unfrie... (Below threshold)
jbw:

So, can you help me 'unfriend' Michelle? Oh, and then blame Bush for it.

Yeah, I've been wanting to ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Yeah, I've been wanting to pitch my idea for a new movie: Socialist Media

In 2012 change my job statu... (Below threshold)
Howie:

In 2012 change my job status to "its complicated"

It probably was a diversity... (Below threshold)
Charlie Quidnunc:

It probably was a diversity thing, but so what?
Source

Free enterprise meets Free ... (Below threshold)
914:

Free enterprise meets Free lunch.. Free lunch bums a ride..

I keep getting error messag... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

I keep getting error messages saying my "Under the Bus" group has too many members. How do I fix that?

"I heard I was the inspirat... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

"I heard I was the inspiration for Facebook!"
"That was FacePalm, sir"

"You've got 4 more years of... (Below threshold)
NK:

"You've got 4 more years of executive experience than I do."

Obama's aides slowly realiz... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Obama's aides slowly realized the Presdient was serious when he said meeting with Zuckerman counted as a summit success with a world leader ... even after Zuckerman told the President that he was "creeping him out".

If you want a "do" like min... (Below threshold)
xiphos:

If you want a "do" like mine, stick you're head up you're butt just like I did.

"Well if you're not ... (Below threshold)

"Well if you're not Shia and you can't get me giant robots from space to 'get in the faces' of people that disagree with me then beat it, shorty."

So, is anyone in farmville ... (Below threshold)
cathymv:

So, is anyone in farmville due any of that Pigford money I gave out?

Change my facebook layout o... (Below threshold)
Dana:

Change my facebook layout one more time and you are outta here.

Obama "Hey can you start a ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Hey can you start a new type of friends section on facebook called "under the bus"?"

Obama shows Zuck his "Somet... (Below threshold)
Conservachef:

Obama shows Zuck his "Something About Mary" haircut.

You know, us Harvard dudes ... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

You know, us Harvard dudes gotta stick together... Now, how much can you invest with me for my reelection campaign, bro?

"ummmm, could you, like, uh... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"ummmm, could you, like, uhhhh, make Halle Berry friend me?"

"I need you to go out and t... (Below threshold)
a. moral:

"I need you to go out and talk to your friends and talk to your neighbors. I want you to talk to them whether they are independent or whether they are Republican. I want you to argue with them and get in their face..book," he said.

(while laughing) Hey Zuckie... (Below threshold)
JDL:

(while laughing) Hey Zuckie, did you get my “day of rage” schedule for the "spontaneous revolutions" to be posted on facebook for next month?

I must say, this Libya thin... (Below threshold)
VikesFan:

I must say, this Libya thing has me completely mental. What would Pat Sajak do?

The face that launched a th... (Below threshold)

The face that launched a thousand friendships.

So yada yada yada, I really... (Below threshold)
Bill George :

So yada yada yada, I really need the 32x32 expansion.

So, do you still pick your ... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

So, do you still pick your nose like I do? It's so cool!

You don't need a valid birt... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

You don't need a valid birth certificate to join Facebook, do you?

"I am not a dunce." ... (Below threshold)
deez:

"I am not a dunce."

Barry's "PeeWee Herman" imp... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Barry's "PeeWee Herman" impersonation is a big
hit around the WH. "What with futility of my policies in the economic and international worlds, I believe a few 'yuks' are in order
to lift morale. Right now we're all looking for my 'stolen' bike."

"Al Sharpton don't have a m... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Al Sharpton don't have a monopoly on the
myriad uses of Jeri-Curl!"

"It's called "the Shark" an... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"It's called "the Shark" and it's THE look
in the Motor City, cracker!"

"Get the word out, fellas. ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Get the word out, fellas. My new economic
plan is Green Stamps."

"In honor of Black History ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"In honor of Black History month, today I
will be Floyd Patterson. Tomorrow?....
perhaps Harriet Tubman."

Hey, I like that! I'm gonn... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

Hey, I like that! I'm gonna nominate you for the Nobel Peace prize.

But I haven't done anything.

No problem, neither did I.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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