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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


In this photo provided by ABC News, Andrea Canning interviews Charlie Sheen Saturday, Feb. 26, 2011, in Los Angeles for a Special Edition of 20/20 to be aired Tuesday. Sheen told Canning he is 100 percent clean and plans to show up for work despite CBS's pulling the plug on this season's production of 'Two and a Half Men.' (AP Photo/ABC News)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Losing!... (Below threshold)
guido:

Losing!

"So when are moving in?"</p... (Below threshold)
Stormin:

"So when are moving in?"

Absorb my awesomeness while... (Below threshold)
guido:

Absorb my awesomeness while you still can, honey, I'll probably be found dead in a hotel room any day now!

How 'bout you me, a wife or... (Below threshold)
fustian:

How 'bout you me, a wife or two, and a couple of porn stars go party tonight? What could possibly go wrong?

Yeah, that Lindsay Lohan is... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Yeah, that Lindsay Lohan is a real train wreck. Someone should really step in.

Yes I'm a bad boy. Why do y... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Yes I'm a bad boy. Why do you ask?

The ego of two and a half m... (Below threshold)

The ego of two and a half men

How 'bout a game of pocket ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

How 'bout a game of pocket pool?

"So how 'bout a menage de t... (Below threshold)

"So how 'bout a menage de trois and a half."

You know what a harem is?</... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

You know what a harem is?

"What happened? Well after ... (Below threshold)

"What happened? Well after four hours I didn't seek immediate medical attention."

Oh God, another deluded fem... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Oh God, another deluded female thinks "maybe I can fix him".

It all started when I found... (Below threshold)
Vader06:

It all started when I found out my real last name is Estevez...

Let me show you your room.<... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Let me show you your room.

This is just eye of the Oce... (Below threshold)
fustian:

This is just eye of the Ocelot. To see the full Tiger, you've got to come to my hotel room.

I'm high on Charlie Sheen..... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

I'm high on Charlie Sheen...and tight skirts.

Hey, the only difference be... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Hey, the only difference between me and Obama is a couple of teleprompters.

I'm dispatching my Vatican ... (Below threshold)
guido:

I'm dispatching my Vatican Assassin Warlocks after that jackass on the Wizbang Caption Contest who said a snowstorm was my luggage exploding on the drive to rehab. A complete lie, I have Samsonite and it can withstand the direct hit ordnance I drop from when I'm an F-18, Bro!
http://wizbangblog.com/content/2011/02/07/weekend-caption-contest-winners-156.php

Thats it, now move your han... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Thats it, now move your hands up and down...slowly.

"Pull my finger.""..... (Below threshold)

"Pull my finger."
"...but your hands are..."

"Is that a blue horseshoe i... (Below threshold)

"Is that a blue horseshoe in your pocket or do you just love Anacot Steel."

I can handle the drugs of 2... (Below threshold)
guido:

I can handle the drugs of 2 & 1/2 men.

They're doing a TV movie ab... (Below threshold)
fustian:

They're doing a TV movie about my night at the Plaza. It's going to be called "Two Babes and a Man".

You know you're in trouble ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

You know you're in trouble when Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan are thinking of doing an intervention.

Woman to Sheen: "Is that a ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Woman to Sheen: "Is that a bag of drugs in your pants pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

I'm thinking of running for... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I'm thinking of running for President. My slogan "How much worse could I be?"

"So you're equivalent to 2 ... (Below threshold)

"So you're equivalent to 2 and 1/2 men?"
"If I fold it in half."

Well, I tried it a couple o... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

Well, I tried it a couple of times back in college, but uhhh, what the hell! Sure!

Mel Gibson and I have been ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Mel Gibson and I have been going to Anti-Semites Anonymous.

"That Viagra works great fo... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"That Viagra works great for me. Like right now, I'm loaded so I just popped a couple and now I can stand here just like this. If I pop a couple more and I can do you all night. I've got them here in my pocket, goddess, whadaya say?"

Yeah, I suppose a better ti... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Yeah, I suppose a better title would be "One and a Half Men and a Douchebag".

"Man... I'm even starting t... (Below threshold)

"Man... I'm even starting to understand Sarah Palin, the media asks a lot of trick questions."

I'm a three-time divorced, ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I'm a three-time divorced, violent drug addict, and I leave my kids with porn stars, and you're still into me.

What's wrong with you women?

Guess I picked the wrong we... (Below threshold)

Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sobriety.

I haven't had anyone ask ... (Below threshold)
Rich:

I haven't had anyone ask if I wanted a little tiger in me since my Woods interview.

It's been 10 seconds, are y... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

It's been 10 seconds, are you still blinded by my awesomeness?

"Oh Charlie, my breasts jus... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

"Oh Charlie, my breasts just started heaving when I am in your presence!"

At a press conference, Char... (Below threshold)
cathymv:

At a press conference, Charlie Sheen is set to announce his new gig: CNN's Spitzer and Sheen Show: Manwhores at Night

"Hot Shots: Part Fini"... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"Hot Shots: Part Fini"

"Major League Delusions"</p... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"Major League Delusions"

Sorry I have to stand this ... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Sorry I have to stand this way. It's the only way I can keep my Johnson under control around blond bimbos.

Variety: "Sheen's Shine On ... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Variety: "Sheen's Shine On Decline"

The Great Carnac says: A do... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

The Great Carnac says: A dope, a douche and a camera crew.

Hi, honey, are you Malibu B... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Hi, honey, are you Malibu Barbie?

"Adonis DNA? More like Rick... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"Adonis DNA? More like Rick James DNA."

"Lets get this over with bl... (Below threshold)
rbee:

"Lets get this over with blondie, I've got to meet with my "higher power" at the nearest mirror".

"I'm like the President. I... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"I'm like the President. I'm charming but clueless, get my way without any work, and I probably won't be heard from again after 2012"


Charlie contemplates how lo... (Below threshold)
Jody:

Charlie contemplates how long it will be until he's hittin it.

I'm replacing Keith Olberma... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I'm replacing Keith Olbermann at MSNBC. He was on drugs too.

Honey, you ever play with t... (Below threshold)
Hawk777:

Honey, you ever play with two and a half nuts?

I could kill him now, put h... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

I could kill him now, put him in a kettle to boil for a while, wait for all the drugs to simmer, maybe add a little salt and oregano, sell the soup on the street for a fortune, and retire to Tahiti where I can live in splendor for the rest of my days.

Who are these people, and w... (Below threshold)
Matt:

Who are these people, and why am I supposed to care?

Playin' Pocket Pool and WIN... (Below threshold)
Allium:

Playin' Pocket Pool and WINNING!

At that moment, inspiration... (Below threshold)
Al Pennam:

At that moment, inspiration struck, and "Hot Shots, Part Do" was born. It would be filmed later that night with a budget of $192.35, and go on to gross out everyone who saw it.

Total rock stars are from M... (Below threshold)
pgg:

Total rock stars are from Mars, reporters want what rhymes with Venus.

" WANNA SEE MY BAT CAVE " <... (Below threshold)
kimberly F:

" WANNA SEE MY BAT CAVE "

So, are you raady for my se... (Below threshold)
Roy:

So, are you raady for my second chakra?

On the set of Oliver Stone'... (Below threshold)
Brad:

On the set of Oliver Stone's new movie, "Buffoon."

My Dad is 'Martin Sheen' ho... (Below threshold)
jbw:

My Dad is 'Martin Sheen' how can you be surprised?

"Oh God, I made eye contact... (Below threshold)
jbw:

"Oh God, I made eye contact, what do I do now!! Okay back away slowly; don't show fear!

Hi! Ho!... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

Hi! Ho!

We done yet?I've g... (Below threshold)
jim2:

We done yet?

I've got a hot date with Kay Hymowitz.

"I was a teenage drugwolf"<... (Below threshold)
914:

"I was a teenage drugwolf"

Charlie Sheen counts to 11.... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Charlie Sheen counts to 11.

Charlie Sheen's Fiery Fists... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Charlie Sheen's Fiery Fists of Fire Crotch

Reporter: Keep that thing ... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

Reporter: Keep that thing away from me. You don't know where it's been.

"Well I don't know what YOU... (Below threshold)
woody:

"Well I don't know what YOU mean by 'Eat the bones of Trolls', but I'll NEVER [censored] the[censored] of a man who eats the bones of Trolls!"

Fifth of Jack and a handful... (Below threshold)
Dana:

Fifth of Jack and a handful of random pills and I would do ya.

Wow! Can I touch your hand ... (Below threshold)
bobby b:

Wow! Can I touch your hand again? I didn't even know you could GET a coke rush from skin contact!

"Why, yes! I do have a twin... (Below threshold)
Pile of Pooh:

"Why, yes! I do have a twin sister! Um... Why do you ask...?"

Charlie Sheen appears to ha... (Below threshold)
Tina S:

Charlie Sheen appears to have manic depressive disorder. It's not cool to make fun of someone with a mental disorder.

NSFW:[though bubbl... (Below threshold)
epador:

NSFW:

[though bubble for him]

My tits are bigger than yours.

[thought bubble for her]

My fist is ready for you, no vaseline, as requested.

I like your T-shirt idea Ch... (Below threshold)

I like your T-shirt idea Charlie. 'The Sheen Machine.' It's catchy.

Sheen: "I like that blouse... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Sheen: "I like that blouse. It looks like .... coke"

Reporter "So is it true tha... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Reporter "So is it true that the sitcom is named after you because you are the half a man?"

"I figure I can give Robert... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

"I figure I can give Robert Downey Jr., a run for the money, in the sequel of "Less than Zero".

re: 71, Tina S: It ... (Below threshold)
epador:

re: 71, Tina S:
It looks like he has a self-induced mental health disorder from drug abuse and entertainment industry induced self-aggrandizement.
He deserves to be made fun of on that basis. If he were the victim of something outside his control, that would be a different issue.
On the other hand, the parasites of the media, encouraging his vapid evaporation from reality on live audio and video for their own profit, now THAT's immoral, obscene and maybe even inappropriate and uncool (as is my very gross caption).

Tina S-Charlie rea... (Below threshold)
914:

Tina S-

Charlie really doesn't appear to be suffering? Besides, we make fun of liberals on here everyday. And they all have mental disorders too.

Dirty White Boy!... (Below threshold)
914:

Dirty White Boy!

ya know, I could snort that... (Below threshold)
Mike:

ya know, I could snort that skirt right off your hips.

It's not ranting because my... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

It's not ranting because my every word has vulnerable women crumbling at my feet ... desperate to show me compassion.

It's not ranting; it's a st... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

It's not ranting; it's a strategy. My every word has vulnerable women crumbling at my feet ... desperate to "show" me compassion.

"Yeah,that Lindsey Lohan gi... (Below threshold)
Ashley:

"Yeah,that Lindsey Lohan girl needs help. Someone should step in."

Staring at your breasts is ... (Below threshold)
firefirefire:

Staring at your breasts is causing my coke-fueled racing heart to slow a little..'preciate it.

"You're really gonna like t... (Below threshold)
Duke DeLand:

"You're really gonna like this......didn't you?"

Rachel left, I have an open... (Below threshold)

Rachel left, I have an opening for you to fill, and I can definitely fill all of yours.

It all goes back to when I ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

It all goes back to when I watched "Apocalypse Now" as a kid...

A fool always finds a great... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him. -- Nicholas Boileau

A rich pig is a lip-sticked... (Below threshold)

A rich pig is a lip-sticked pig

I've heard you are a method... (Below threshold)

I've heard you are a method-school Community Activist?

No, I'm not a "president" b... (Below threshold)

No, I'm not a "president" but my Dad plays at one on TV.

"President?" Nah - I'm just... (Below threshold)

"President?" Nah - I'm just a coke-addled narcissist.

"President?" Nah, I'm just ... (Below threshold)

"President?" Nah, I'm just a marijuana-mumbling speed freak.

"President?" Nah, I'm just ... (Below threshold)

"President?" Nah, I'm just a coke-habituated ego-maniac with an inferiority complex.

Maggie Mama .... m... (Below threshold)

Maggie Mama

.... my every word has vulnerable women crumbling at my feet ... desperate to show me compassion ....

That's a funny word for it.

That's "Twitter," you twit!... (Below threshold)

That's "Twitter," you twit!

@ Brian Richard Allen... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

@ Brian Richard Allen

You would have preferred "Monica'd"?

Maggie Mama -- Naughty!... (Below threshold)

Maggie Mama -- Naughty!

HeHeHe ....

"because, I won."... (Below threshold)

"because, I won."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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