18. Posted by
guido | March 4, 2011 7:28 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
guido:
I'm dispatching my Vatican Assassin Warlocks after that jackass on the Wizbang Caption Contest who said a snowstorm was my luggage exploding on the drive to rehab. A complete lie, I have Samsonite and it can withstand the direct hit ordnance I drop from when I'm an F-18, Bro! http://wizbangblog.com/content/2011/02/07/weekend-caption-contest-winners-156.php
18. Posted by
guido | March 4, 2011 7:28 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
30. Posted by
Upset Old Guy | March 4, 2011 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:
"That Viagra works great for me. Like right now, I'm loaded so I just popped a couple and now I can stand here just like this. If I pop a couple more and I can do you all night. I've got them here in my pocket, goddess, whadaya say?"
30. Posted by
Upset Old Guy | March 4, 2011 7:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
51. Posted by
Joe Miller | March 4, 2011 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe Miller:
I could kill him now, put him in a kettle to boil for a while, wait for all the drugs to simmer, maybe add a little salt and oregano, sell the soup on the street for a fortune, and retire to Tahiti where I can live in splendor for the rest of my days.
51. Posted by
Joe Miller | March 4, 2011 9:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
54. Posted by
Al Pennam | March 4, 2011 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Pennam:
At that moment, inspiration struck, and "Hot Shots, Part Do" was born. It would be filmed later that night with a budget of $192.35, and go on to gross out everyone who saw it.
54. Posted by
Al Pennam | March 4, 2011 10:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
77. Posted by
epador | March 4, 2011 8:25 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
epador:
re: 71, Tina S:
It looks like he has a self-induced mental health disorder from drug abuse and entertainment industry induced self-aggrandizement.
He deserves to be made fun of on that basis. If he were the victim of something outside his control, that would be a different issue.
On the other hand, the parasites of the media, encouraging his vapid evaporation from reality on live audio and video for their own profit, now THAT's immoral, obscene and maybe even inappropriate and uncool (as is my very gross caption).
77. Posted by
epador | March 4, 2011 8:25 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
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Comments (100)
Losing!... (Below threshold)1. Posted by guido | March 4, 2011 7:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Losing!
1. Posted by guido | March 4, 2011 7:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:11
2. Posted by Stormin | March 4, 2011 7:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So when are moving in?"
2. Posted by Stormin | March 4, 2011 7:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:11
3. Posted by guido | March 4, 2011 7:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Absorb my awesomeness while you still can, honey, I'll probably be found dead in a hotel room any day now!
3. Posted by guido | March 4, 2011 7:14 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:14
4. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
How 'bout you me, a wife or two, and a couple of porn stars go party tonight? What could possibly go wrong?
4. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:15
5. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:19 AM | Score: 2 (10 votes cast)
Yeah, that Lindsay Lohan is a real train wreck. Someone should really step in.
5. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:19 AM |
Score: 2 (10 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:19
6. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Yes I'm a bad boy. Why do you ask?
6. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:20 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:20
7. Posted by rodney dill | March 4, 2011 7:23 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
The ego of two and a half men
7. Posted by rodney dill | March 4, 2011 7:23 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:23
8. Posted by Pretzel Logic | March 4, 2011 7:24 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
How 'bout a game of pocket pool?
8. Posted by Pretzel Logic | March 4, 2011 7:24 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:24
9. Posted by rodney dill | March 4, 2011 7:25 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
"So how 'bout a menage de trois and a half."
9. Posted by rodney dill | March 4, 2011 7:25 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:25
10. Posted by Pretzel Logic | March 4, 2011 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know what a harem is?
10. Posted by Pretzel Logic | March 4, 2011 7:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:25
11. Posted by rodney dill | March 4, 2011 7:25 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"What happened? Well after four hours I didn't seek immediate medical attention."
11. Posted by rodney dill | March 4, 2011 7:25 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:25
12. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:26 AM | Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
Oh God, another deluded female thinks "maybe I can fix him".
12. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:26 AM |
Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:26
13. Posted by Vader06 | March 4, 2011 7:26 AM | Score: 6 (12 votes cast)
It all started when I found out my real last name is Estevez...
13. Posted by Vader06 | March 4, 2011 7:26 AM |
Score: 6 (12 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:26
14. Posted by Pretzel Logic | March 4, 2011 7:27 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Let me show you your room.
14. Posted by Pretzel Logic | March 4, 2011 7:27 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:27
15. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is just eye of the Ocelot. To see the full Tiger, you've got to come to my hotel room.
15. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:27
16. Posted by Pretzel Logic | March 4, 2011 7:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I'm high on Charlie Sheen...and tight skirts.
16. Posted by Pretzel Logic | March 4, 2011 7:28 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:28
17. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:28 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Hey, the only difference between me and Obama is a couple of teleprompters.
17. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:28 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:28
18. Posted by guido | March 4, 2011 7:28 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
I'm dispatching my Vatican Assassin Warlocks after that jackass on the Wizbang Caption Contest who said a snowstorm was my luggage exploding on the drive to rehab. A complete lie, I have Samsonite and it can withstand the direct hit ordnance I drop from when I'm an F-18, Bro!
http://wizbangblog.com/content/2011/02/07/weekend-caption-contest-winners-156.php
18. Posted by guido | March 4, 2011 7:28 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:28
19. Posted by Pretzel Logic | March 4, 2011 7:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Thats it, now move your hands up and down...slowly.
19. Posted by Pretzel Logic | March 4, 2011 7:29 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:29
20. Posted by rodney dill | March 4, 2011 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pull my finger."
"...but your hands are..."
20. Posted by rodney dill | March 4, 2011 7:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:31
21. Posted by rodney dill | March 4, 2011 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Is that a blue horseshoe in your pocket or do you just love Anacot Steel."
21. Posted by rodney dill | March 4, 2011 7:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:32
22. Posted by guido | March 4, 2011 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can handle the drugs of 2 & 1/2 men.
22. Posted by guido | March 4, 2011 7:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:32
23. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:34 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
They're doing a TV movie about my night at the Plaza. It's going to be called "Two Babes and a Man".
23. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:34 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:34
24. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:35 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
You know you're in trouble when Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan are thinking of doing an intervention.
24. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:35 AM |
Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:35
25. Posted by Dodo David | March 4, 2011 7:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Woman to Sheen: "Is that a bag of drugs in your pants pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
25. Posted by Dodo David | March 4, 2011 7:36 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:36
26. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:39 AM | Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
I'm thinking of running for President. My slogan "How much worse could I be?"
26. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:39 AM |
Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:39
27. Posted by rodney dill | March 4, 2011 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So you're equivalent to 2 and 1/2 men?"
"If I fold it in half."
27. Posted by rodney dill | March 4, 2011 7:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:41
28. Posted by Rick13 | March 4, 2011 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, I tried it a couple of times back in college, but uhhh, what the hell! Sure!
28. Posted by Rick13 | March 4, 2011 7:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:41
29. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:43 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Mel Gibson and I have been going to Anti-Semites Anonymous.
29. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:43 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:43
30. Posted by Upset Old Guy | March 4, 2011 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That Viagra works great for me. Like right now, I'm loaded so I just popped a couple and now I can stand here just like this. If I pop a couple more and I can do you all night. I've got them here in my pocket, goddess, whadaya say?"
30. Posted by Upset Old Guy | March 4, 2011 7:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:49
31. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Yeah, I suppose a better title would be "One and a Half Men and a Douchebag".
31. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:54 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:54
32. Posted by rodney dill | March 4, 2011 7:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Man... I'm even starting to understand Sarah Palin, the media asks a lot of trick questions."
32. Posted by rodney dill | March 4, 2011 7:55 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:55
33. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:59 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
I'm a three-time divorced, violent drug addict, and I leave my kids with porn stars, and you're still into me.
What's wrong with you women?
33. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 7:59 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 07:59
34. Posted by rodney dill | March 4, 2011 8:00 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sobriety.
34. Posted by rodney dill | March 4, 2011 8:00 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 08:00
35. Posted by Rich | March 4, 2011 8:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I haven't had anyone ask if I wanted a little tiger in me since my Woods interview.
35. Posted by Rich | March 4, 2011 8:36 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 08:36
36. Posted by GarandFan | March 4, 2011 8:49 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
It's been 10 seconds, are you still blinded by my awesomeness?
36. Posted by GarandFan | March 4, 2011 8:49 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 08:49
37. Posted by JAT0 | March 4, 2011 8:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Oh Charlie, my breasts just started heaving when I am in your presence!"
37. Posted by JAT0 | March 4, 2011 8:50 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 08:50
38. Posted by cathymv | March 4, 2011 8:51 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
At a press conference, Charlie Sheen is set to announce his new gig: CNN's Spitzer and Sheen Show: Manwhores at Night
38. Posted by cathymv | March 4, 2011 8:51 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 08:51
39. Posted by Faith+1 | March 4, 2011 8:53 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Hot Shots: Part Fini"
39. Posted by Faith+1 | March 4, 2011 8:53 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 08:53
40. Posted by Faith+1 | March 4, 2011 8:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Major League Delusions"
40. Posted by Faith+1 | March 4, 2011 8:54 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 08:54
41. Posted by JAT0 | March 4, 2011 8:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sorry I have to stand this way. It's the only way I can keep my Johnson under control around blond bimbos.
41. Posted by JAT0 | March 4, 2011 8:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 08:55
42. Posted by Faith+1 | March 4, 2011 8:58 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Variety: "Sheen's Shine On Decline"
42. Posted by Faith+1 | March 4, 2011 8:58 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 08:58
43. Posted by Brian The Adequate | March 4, 2011 9:02 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The Great Carnac says: A dope, a douche and a camera crew.
43. Posted by Brian The Adequate | March 4, 2011 9:02 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 09:02
44. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 4, 2011 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hi, honey, are you Malibu Barbie?
44. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 4, 2011 9:17 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 09:17
45. Posted by sarahconnor2 | March 4, 2011 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Adonis DNA? More like Rick James DNA."
45. Posted by sarahconnor2 | March 4, 2011 9:22 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 09:22
46. Posted by rbee | March 4, 2011 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Lets get this over with blondie, I've got to meet with my "higher power" at the nearest mirror".
46. Posted by rbee | March 4, 2011 9:25 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 09:25
47. Posted by DJ Drummond | March 4, 2011 9:27 AM | Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
"I'm like the President. I'm charming but clueless, get my way without any work, and I probably won't be heard from again after 2012"
47. Posted by DJ Drummond | March 4, 2011 9:27 AM |
Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 09:27
48. Posted by Jody | March 4, 2011 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charlie contemplates how long it will be until he's hittin it.
48. Posted by Jody | March 4, 2011 9:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 09:31
49. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 9:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I'm replacing Keith Olbermann at MSNBC. He was on drugs too.
49. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2011 9:36 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 09:36
50. Posted by Hawk777 | March 4, 2011 9:41 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Honey, you ever play with two and a half nuts?
50. Posted by Hawk777 | March 4, 2011 9:41 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 09:41
51. Posted by Joe Miller | March 4, 2011 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I could kill him now, put him in a kettle to boil for a while, wait for all the drugs to simmer, maybe add a little salt and oregano, sell the soup on the street for a fortune, and retire to Tahiti where I can live in splendor for the rest of my days.
51. Posted by Joe Miller | March 4, 2011 9:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 09:50
52. Posted by Matt | March 4, 2011 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who are these people, and why am I supposed to care?
52. Posted by Matt | March 4, 2011 9:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 09:52
53. Posted by Allium | March 4, 2011 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Playin' Pocket Pool and WINNING!
53. Posted by Allium | March 4, 2011 10:14 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 10:14
54. Posted by Al Pennam | March 4, 2011 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At that moment, inspiration struck, and "Hot Shots, Part Do" was born. It would be filmed later that night with a budget of $192.35, and go on to gross out everyone who saw it.
54. Posted by Al Pennam | March 4, 2011 10:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 10:14
55. Posted by pgg | March 4, 2011 10:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Total rock stars are from Mars, reporters want what rhymes with Venus.
55. Posted by pgg | March 4, 2011 10:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 10:30
56. Posted by kimberly F | March 4, 2011 10:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
" WANNA SEE MY BAT CAVE "
56. Posted by kimberly F | March 4, 2011 10:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 10:37
57. Posted by Roy | March 4, 2011 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So, are you raady for my second chakra?
57. Posted by Roy | March 4, 2011 10:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 10:40
58. Posted by Brad | March 4, 2011 11:06 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
On the set of Oliver Stone's new movie, "Buffoon."
58. Posted by Brad | March 4, 2011 11:06 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 11:06
59. Posted by jbw | March 4, 2011 11:26 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
My Dad is 'Martin Sheen' how can you be surprised?
59. Posted by jbw | March 4, 2011 11:26 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 11:26
60. Posted by jbw | March 4, 2011 11:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Oh God, I made eye contact, what do I do now!! Okay back away slowly; don't show fear!
60. Posted by jbw | March 4, 2011 11:28 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 11:28
61. Posted by clearmind | March 4, 2011 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hi! Ho!
61. Posted by clearmind | March 4, 2011 11:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 11:32
62. Posted by jim2 | March 4, 2011 12:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
We done yet?
I've got a hot date with Kay Hymowitz.
62. Posted by jim2 | March 4, 2011 12:13 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 12:13
63. Posted by 914 | March 4, 2011 1:08 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I was a teenage drugwolf"
63. Posted by 914 | March 4, 2011 1:08 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 13:08
64. Posted by Eric | March 4, 2011 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charlie Sheen counts to 11.
64. Posted by Eric | March 4, 2011 1:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 13:17
65. Posted by Eric | March 4, 2011 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charlie Sheen's Fiery Fists of Fire Crotch
65. Posted by Eric | March 4, 2011 1:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 13:18
66. Posted by itismedavid | March 4, 2011 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reporter: Keep that thing away from me. You don't know where it's been.
66. Posted by itismedavid | March 4, 2011 1:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 13:34
67. Posted by woody | March 4, 2011 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well I don't know what YOU mean by 'Eat the bones of Trolls', but I'll NEVER [censored] the[censored] of a man who eats the bones of Trolls!"
67. Posted by woody | March 4, 2011 1:50 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 13:50
68. Posted by Dana | March 4, 2011 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fifth of Jack and a handful of random pills and I would do ya.
68. Posted by Dana | March 4, 2011 2:52 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 14:52
69. Posted by bobby b | March 4, 2011 4:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wow! Can I touch your hand again? I didn't even know you could GET a coke rush from skin contact!
69. Posted by bobby b | March 4, 2011 4:16 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 16:16
70. Posted by Pile of Pooh | March 4, 2011 4:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Why, yes! I do have a twin sister! Um... Why do you ask...?"
70. Posted by Pile of Pooh | March 4, 2011 4:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 16:23
71. Posted by Tina S | March 4, 2011 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charlie Sheen appears to have manic depressive disorder. It's not cool to make fun of someone with a mental disorder.
71. Posted by Tina S | March 4, 2011 5:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 17:03
72. Posted by epador | March 4, 2011 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NSFW:
[though bubble for him]
My tits are bigger than yours.
[thought bubble for her]
My fist is ready for you, no vaseline, as requested.
72. Posted by epador | March 4, 2011 5:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 17:20
73. Posted by D. Dean | March 4, 2011 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I like your T-shirt idea Charlie. 'The Sheen Machine.' It's catchy.
73. Posted by D. Dean | March 4, 2011 6:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 18:12
74. Posted by retired military | March 4, 2011 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sheen: "I like that blouse. It looks like .... coke"
74. Posted by retired military | March 4, 2011 7:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 19:21
75. Posted by retired military | March 4, 2011 7:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reporter "So is it true that the sitcom is named after you because you are the half a man?"
75. Posted by retired military | March 4, 2011 7:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 19:23
76. Posted by RadiCalMan | March 4, 2011 7:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I figure I can give Robert Downey Jr., a run for the money, in the sequel of "Less than Zero".
76. Posted by RadiCalMan | March 4, 2011 7:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 19:24
77. Posted by epador | March 4, 2011 8:25 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
re: 71, Tina S:
It looks like he has a self-induced mental health disorder from drug abuse and entertainment industry induced self-aggrandizement.
He deserves to be made fun of on that basis. If he were the victim of something outside his control, that would be a different issue.
On the other hand, the parasites of the media, encouraging his vapid evaporation from reality on live audio and video for their own profit, now THAT's immoral, obscene and maybe even inappropriate and uncool (as is my very gross caption).
77. Posted by epador | March 4, 2011 8:25 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 20:25
78. Posted by 914 | March 4, 2011 11:34 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tina S-
Charlie really doesn't appear to be suffering? Besides, we make fun of liberals on here everyday. And they all have mental disorders too.
78. Posted by 914 | March 4, 2011 11:34 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 23:34
79. Posted by 914 | March 4, 2011 11:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dirty White Boy!
79. Posted by 914 | March 4, 2011 11:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 4, 2011 23:37
80. Posted by Mike | March 5, 2011 7:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ya know, I could snort that skirt right off your hips.
80. Posted by Mike | March 5, 2011 7:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 5, 2011 07:04
81. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 5, 2011 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's not ranting because my every word has vulnerable women crumbling at my feet ... desperate to show me compassion.
81. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 5, 2011 9:14 AM |
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Posted on March 5, 2011 09:14
82. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 5, 2011 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's not ranting; it's a strategy. My every word has vulnerable women crumbling at my feet ... desperate to "show" me compassion.
82. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 5, 2011 9:17 AM |
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Posted on March 5, 2011 09:17
83. Posted by Ashley | March 5, 2011 11:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Yeah,that Lindsey Lohan girl needs help. Someone should step in."
83. Posted by Ashley | March 5, 2011 11:46 AM |
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Posted on March 5, 2011 11:46
84. Posted by firefirefire | March 5, 2011 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Staring at your breasts is causing my coke-fueled racing heart to slow a little..'preciate it.
84. Posted by firefirefire | March 5, 2011 1:10 PM |
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Posted on March 5, 2011 13:10
85. Posted by Duke DeLand | March 5, 2011 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You're really gonna like this......didn't you?"
85. Posted by Duke DeLand | March 5, 2011 1:53 PM |
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Posted on March 5, 2011 13:53
86. Posted by rodney dill | March 5, 2011 3:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rachel left, I have an opening for you to fill, and I can definitely fill all of yours.
86. Posted by rodney dill | March 5, 2011 3:14 PM |
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Posted on March 5, 2011 15:14
87. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 5, 2011 10:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It all goes back to when I watched "Apocalypse Now" as a kid...
87. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 5, 2011 10:04 PM |
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Posted on March 5, 2011 22:04
88. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 5, 2011 11:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him. -- Nicholas Boileau
88. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 5, 2011 11:05 PM |
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Posted on March 5, 2011 23:05
89. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 5, 2011 11:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A rich pig is a lip-sticked pig
89. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 5, 2011 11:08 PM |
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Posted on March 5, 2011 23:08
90. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 5, 2011 11:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I've heard you are a method-school Community Activist?
90. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 5, 2011 11:10 PM |
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Posted on March 5, 2011 23:10
91. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 5, 2011 11:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, I'm not a "president" but my Dad plays at one on TV.
91. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 5, 2011 11:11 PM |
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Posted on March 5, 2011 23:11
92. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 5, 2011 11:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"President?" Nah - I'm just a coke-addled narcissist.
92. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 5, 2011 11:46 PM |
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Posted on March 5, 2011 23:46
93. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 5, 2011 11:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"President?" Nah, I'm just a marijuana-mumbling speed freak.
93. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 5, 2011 11:47 PM |
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Posted on March 5, 2011 23:47
94. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 5, 2011 11:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"President?" Nah, I'm just a coke-habituated ego-maniac with an inferiority complex.
94. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 5, 2011 11:49 PM |
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Posted on March 5, 2011 23:49
95. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 5, 2011 11:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama
.... my every word has vulnerable women crumbling at my feet ... desperate to show me compassion ....
That's a funny word for it.
95. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 5, 2011 11:51 PM |
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Posted on March 5, 2011 23:51
96. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 5, 2011 11:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's "Twitter," you twit!
96. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 5, 2011 11:54 PM |
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Posted on March 5, 2011 23:54
97. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 6, 2011 7:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
@ Brian Richard Allen
You would have preferred "Monica'd"?
97. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 6, 2011 7:08 AM |
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Posted on March 6, 2011 07:08
98. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 6, 2011 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama -- Naughty!
HeHeHe ....
98. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 6, 2011 7:32 AM |
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Posted on March 6, 2011 07:32
99. Posted by rodney dill | March 6, 2011 1:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"because, I won."
99. Posted by rodney dill | March 6, 2011 1:41 PM |
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Posted on March 6, 2011 13:41
100. Posted by Kevin
| March 7, 2011 1:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
100. Posted by Kevin
| March 7, 2011 1:23 AM |
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Posted on March 7, 2011 01:23