27. Posted by
Duke DeLand | March 18, 2011 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Duke DeLand:
Having blessed this pot of shamrocks I expect Ireland, home of my ancestors, to be the first to nominate me for sainthood....but why wait for posthumous?
27. Posted by
Duke DeLand | March 18, 2011 7:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
29. Posted by
retired military | March 18, 2011 7:44 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
retired military:
PM Kenny thought bubble " What is it with these bloody democrat politicians? Hillary claimed she was named after St Pat, Al Gore swears that St Pat sung him to sleep as a baby, bloody Kerry shows up dressed like a leprachaun and this arse asks if I brought rolling papers with me"
29. Posted by
retired military | March 18, 2011 7:44 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
33. Posted by
guido | March 18, 2011 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:
I was going to bring a large rock for you to kiss, Mr. President, but since you already talk the Blarney I couldn't justify the shipping costs in this marvelous economy that you are shepherding.
33. Posted by
guido | March 18, 2011 7:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
By presenting an unexplained patch of grass, studio bigwig Joel Schumacher announces that, in the upcoming third installment of the renewed Batman movie franchise, the role of the Joker will be played by Barack Obama.
36. Posted by
Roger Fraley | March 18, 2011 7:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
49. Posted by
jim2 | March 18, 2011 8:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
jim2:
In yet another example of poor communication, Obama had told his staff that he would not meet with anyone except Chavez or Ahmadinejad, unless they had a pile of green for him.
49. Posted by
jim2 | March 18, 2011 8:27 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
52. Posted by
CZ | March 18, 2011 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CZ:
It's a hybrid...uh...a cross between Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent and northern Californis sensimilla.
The amazing thing about this stuff is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon...uh...take it home and get stoned to the bejesus belt that night.
52. Posted by
CZ | March 18, 2011 8:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
54. Posted by
guido | March 18, 2011 8:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
guido:
Mr. President, this bit o' the old sod comes from Limerick. You know, that place with the little rhymes, like this one:
There once was a man from where, no one could quite confirm
Who's gift of decisiveness was as stiff as a worm
He said, "Now let me be clear"
"'Tis due to the last 8 year"
"That I can only play golf for one term."
54. Posted by
guido | March 18, 2011 8:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
75. Posted by
Rich Moore | March 18, 2011 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rich Moore:
Thanks; I’m going to need every one of these four leaf clovers. One leaf is for FAITH... The second for HOPE...The third for LOVE... And the fourth for LUCK! To convince Americans to re-elect me in 2012!
75. Posted by
Rich Moore | March 18, 2011 1:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
80. Posted by
Faith+1 | March 18, 2011 2:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:
When asked about what action the US should take with the financial crisis, the disaster in Japan, the upheaval in the Middle East and Libya,and rising oil crisis Obama replied, "I like turtles", broke out a big grin, and promptly planned a vacation to Rio.
80. Posted by
Faith+1 | March 18, 2011 2:41 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
86. Posted by
jbw | March 18, 2011 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jbw:
At least I gave the dude from England a set of nice DVD's, what I am going to do with a chia pet; could have at least given me an Ipod with my speeches on them.
86. Posted by
jbw | March 18, 2011 4:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
88. Posted by
clearmind | March 18, 2011 6:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
clearmind:
All the Irish Prime Minister could think to give to Obama was this "green thing" he got at the airport gift shop. It even came with re-potting instructions so Michelle-my-Belle wouldn't screw it up.
88. Posted by
clearmind | March 18, 2011 6:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
95. Posted by
Spike | March 19, 2011 8:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:
Obama thought bubble: "What I have to endure as a seemingly amiable dunce, while attempting to implement the greatest totalitarian tyranny in world history, is driving me nuts."
95. Posted by
Spike | March 19, 2011 8:34 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
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Comments (106)
Obama - "I love the smell o... (Below threshold)1. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:09 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Obama - "I love the smell of arugula in the morning. It smells like victory"
1. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:09 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:09
2. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:10 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama - "I am proud to present this straight from the WH garden" THought bubble "Thank God I dont have to eat it"
2. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:10 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:10
3. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:11 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble "If Michele had told me to eat this I would have told her to shove it up her ass"
3. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:11 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:11
4. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:12 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Another green job saved or created by the Obama administration.
4. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:12 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:12
5. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama "I'm dying for a cheeseburger here"
5. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:13
6. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble "Green. That reminds me time to shake the unions down for another $50 million"
6. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:14 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:14
7. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble "I hope Michele doesnt see this. We will be eating this crap for dinner"
7. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:15
8. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:16 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble "I wonder what would happen if I rolled this stuff up and smoked it"
8. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:16 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:16
9. Posted by rodney dill | March 18, 2011 7:17 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"With your new war in Libya, I hereby dub thee Bush-lite."
9. Posted by rodney dill | March 18, 2011 7:17 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:17
10. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:17 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble "Who was St Patrick and why does he deserve a day when I dont have one"
10. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:17 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:17
11. Posted by rodney dill | March 18, 2011 7:17 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Bring me a shrubbery.
11. Posted by rodney dill | March 18, 2011 7:17 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:17
12. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble "If this day was named after me this would be a bowl of Hawaiin Gold"
12. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:18 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:18
13. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble "that reminds me my weed stash is getting low"
13. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:18
14. Posted by rodney dill | March 18, 2011 7:21 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
DRUDGBREAKING: President Obama shows off a divot from his last golf outing.
14. Posted by rodney dill | March 18, 2011 7:21 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:21
15. Posted by rodney dill | March 18, 2011 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and after we catch that little f'in leprechaun, we'll tax his gold too."
15. Posted by rodney dill | March 18, 2011 7:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:22
16. Posted by rodney dill | March 18, 2011 7:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
OMG, he shilled Kenny
16. Posted by rodney dill | March 18, 2011 7:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:26
17. Posted by rodney dill | March 18, 2011 7:27 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Obama: "...and I hope you get the nuclear disaster resolved."
Kenny: "Uh... That's a different island nation Mr. Presdent."
17. Posted by rodney dill | March 18, 2011 7:27 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:27
18. Posted by john1v6 | March 18, 2011 7:29 AM | Score: 26 (26 votes cast)
The President's return gift to the Irish Prime Minister was a box of Lucky Charms
18. Posted by john1v6 | March 18, 2011 7:29 AM |
Score: 26 (26 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:29
19. Posted by tomg51 | March 18, 2011 7:31 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Chia Pot
19. Posted by tomg51 | March 18, 2011 7:31 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:31
20. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 18, 2011 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Incredible. The President actually found time in his day to perform some work -- accepting a bowl of shamrocks is serious diplomatic duty.
20. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 18, 2011 7:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:32
21. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble "Now this brings back memories of my days at harvard. As well as last week."
21. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:33
22. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama "So ummm what are these anyway"
22. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:35
23. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama "Hey did you know it was St patrick's day? How come those freaking micks get a day and I dont"
23. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:36
24. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama "So umm what exactly am I supposed to do with this stuff again"
24. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:36
25. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama "Oh umm Lovely. Michele will have it for dinner tonight"
25. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:37
26. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama "Good gift choice. Cant see the bribe money from all the green. Smart"
26. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:38
27. Posted by Duke DeLand | March 18, 2011 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Having blessed this pot of shamrocks I expect Ireland, home of my ancestors, to be the first to nominate me for sainthood....but why wait for posthumous?
27. Posted by Duke DeLand | March 18, 2011 7:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:41
28. Posted by guido | March 18, 2011 7:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm glad I held off on the bow until after I saw this crap gift. Besides, why should I bow to this clown anyway, who's he ever oppressed?
28. Posted by guido | March 18, 2011 7:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:43
29. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:44 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
PM Kenny thought bubble " What is it with these bloody democrat politicians? Hillary claimed she was named after St Pat, Al Gore swears that St Pat sung him to sleep as a baby, bloody Kerry shows up dressed like a leprachaun and this arse asks if I brought rolling papers with me"
29. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:44 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:44
30. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble "that reminds me. Next week in South America I need to top off my coke supply"
30. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:50 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:50
31. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:52 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble "that reminds me. Tee time in 15 minutes. "
31. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 7:52 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:52
32. Posted by rbee | March 18, 2011 7:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
white house photo rules: no pics of barry btw(below the waist)/thats his "no fly zone","anyone seen my mom jeans?"
32. Posted by rbee | March 18, 2011 7:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:52
33. Posted by guido | March 18, 2011 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I was going to bring a large rock for you to kiss, Mr. President, but since you already talk the Blarney I couldn't justify the shipping costs in this marvelous economy that you are shepherding.
33. Posted by guido | March 18, 2011 7:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:53
34. Posted by rodney dill | March 18, 2011 7:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Hillary said you would appreciate this reminder that you are now Bushleague."
34. Posted by rodney dill | March 18, 2011 7:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:55
35. Posted by fustian | March 18, 2011 7:56 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
How appropriate. Shamrocks for a sham President.
35. Posted by fustian | March 18, 2011 7:56 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:56
36. Posted by Roger Fraley | March 18, 2011 7:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
By presenting an unexplained patch of grass, studio bigwig Joel Schumacher announces that, in the upcoming third installment of the renewed Batman movie franchise, the role of the Joker will be played by Barack Obama.
36. Posted by Roger Fraley | March 18, 2011 7:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:56
37. Posted by rodney dill | March 18, 2011 7:56 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Obama: "Why thank you... I didn't even know there was a Nobel Prize for Horticulture. I guess I'll need to grow something now."
37. Posted by rodney dill | March 18, 2011 7:56 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:56
38. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | March 18, 2011 7:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I haven't seen a bush like that since Michelle forgot to... uh.... nevermind."
38. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | March 18, 2011 7:57 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 07:57
39. Posted by fustian | March 18, 2011 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So, who is this St Patty woman?
39. Posted by fustian | March 18, 2011 8:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:00
40. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 18, 2011 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stay out the Bushes
40. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 18, 2011 8:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:06
41. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 18, 2011 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Perfect, a house plant would do a better job anyway.
41. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 18, 2011 8:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:07
42. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 18, 2011 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I told you, this arugula is expensive.
42. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 18, 2011 8:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:10
43. Posted by MikeS | March 18, 2011 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeebus! He's voting present on wearing green.
43. Posted by MikeS | March 18, 2011 8:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:10
44. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 18, 2011 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reminds me of Biden.
44. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 18, 2011 8:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:11
45. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 18, 2011 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe I can find a five leaf clover.
45. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 18, 2011 8:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:13
46. Posted by 914 | March 18, 2011 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With any luck he'll choke on it.
46. Posted by 914 | March 18, 2011 8:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:19
47. Posted by 914 | March 18, 2011 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bram Stokers Baraculusjoker
47. Posted by 914 | March 18, 2011 8:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:24
48. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 18, 2011 8:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Some serious rough
48. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 18, 2011 8:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:26
49. Posted by jim2 | March 18, 2011 8:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
In yet another example of poor communication, Obama had told his staff that he would not meet with anyone except Chavez or Ahmadinejad, unless they had a pile of green for him.
49. Posted by jim2 | March 18, 2011 8:27 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:27
50. Posted by phlyarologist | March 18, 2011 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Opening the Strategic Arugula Reserve will stabilize food prices in time to ensure my reelection."
50. Posted by phlyarologist | March 18, 2011 8:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:28
51. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 18, 2011 8:34 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
That reminds me, I need to get Michelle a Brazilian this week.
51. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 18, 2011 8:34 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:34
52. Posted by CZ | March 18, 2011 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's a hybrid...uh...a cross between Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent and northern Californis sensimilla.
The amazing thing about this stuff is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon...uh...take it home and get stoned to the bejesus belt that night.
52. Posted by CZ | March 18, 2011 8:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:35
53. Posted by Upset Old Guy | March 18, 2011 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pressed to find enough things to fill his time, President Obama has accepted the position as Official Spokesman for Chia Obama.
53. Posted by Upset Old Guy | March 18, 2011 8:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:37
54. Posted by guido | March 18, 2011 8:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mr. President, this bit o' the old sod comes from Limerick. You know, that place with the little rhymes, like this one:
There once was a man from where, no one could quite confirm
Who's gift of decisiveness was as stiff as a worm
He said, "Now let me be clear"
"'Tis due to the last 8 year"
"That I can only play golf for one term."
54. Posted by guido | March 18, 2011 8:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:39
55. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PM Kenny winced as Obama broke out singing "I was born and bred in Ireland, my mother's only son".
55. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 8:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:48
56. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 8:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama 'Ireland huh. That's like a country near Europe right?"
56. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 8:49 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:49
57. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 8:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama "Of course I have roots in Ireland. Havent you ever heard of a black Irish?"
57. Posted by retired military | March 18, 2011 8:50 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 08:50
58. Posted by Brian The Adequate | March 18, 2011 9:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dammit, I said bring me a shrubbery!
58. Posted by Brian The Adequate | March 18, 2011 9:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 09:00
59. Posted by Mikey60 | March 18, 2011 9:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Putting him out to pasture, the ground breaking ceremony.
59. Posted by Mikey60 | March 18, 2011 9:10 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 09:10
60. Posted by DJ Drummond | March 18, 2011 9:34 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Announcing the OBAMA CHIA!!!
It lacks shape and definition!
It serves no useful purpose!
It can't think or reflect on past administrations' decisions!
It's green!
It ignores reality!
Joe Biden likes it!
60. Posted by DJ Drummond | March 18, 2011 9:34 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 09:34
61. Posted by JD | March 18, 2011 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Obama proudly shows off herbs from the local Whole Foods ... oops! ... from Michelle's White House garden.
61. Posted by JD | March 18, 2011 9:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 09:45
62. Posted by JAT0 | March 18, 2011 10:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Thanks Enda, but check out the bush in the second row.
62. Posted by JAT0 | March 18, 2011 10:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 10:04
63. Posted by Dana | March 18, 2011 10:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
After we smoke this bowl we are going to....ahhh...we....ummmm.....
63. Posted by Dana | March 18, 2011 10:10 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 10:10
64. Posted by Brucepall | March 18, 2011 10:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The moment when:
Obama slyly cops a feel with his left hand, and Cameron realizes the true meaning of the President's gesture.
64. Posted by Brucepall | March 18, 2011 10:14 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 10:14
65. Posted by Brad | March 18, 2011 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shamcock
65. Posted by Brad | March 18, 2011 10:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 10:30
66. Posted by PBunyan | March 18, 2011 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And if we can just get 50.01% of the voters to smoke this shit, you're re-election will be guaranteed..."
66. Posted by PBunyan | March 18, 2011 10:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 10:33
67. Posted by Bill Fabrizio | March 18, 2011 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama's new Director of OMB assures the president that "the leprechaun has left enough gold in the Arugula to pay off the national debt"!
67. Posted by Bill Fabrizio | March 18, 2011 10:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 10:36
68. Posted by BlogDog | March 18, 2011 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I didn't say "You shouldn't be grazed by a bullet." I said "You shouldn't graze by the bullshit."
68. Posted by BlogDog | March 18, 2011 10:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 10:38
69. Posted by Robin Roberts | March 18, 2011 11:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Alas, The new Obama "Chia Pet" is unveiled!
69. Posted by Robin Roberts | March 18, 2011 11:00 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 11:00
70. Posted by GarandFan | March 18, 2011 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gibbs doesn't own a GREEN tie, so I'm holding this GREEN plant instead.
70. Posted by GarandFan | March 18, 2011 11:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 11:06
71. Posted by moonbatcure | March 18, 2011 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weeds. Reminds me of my youth (and my wife's secret veggie garden).
71. Posted by moonbatcure | March 18, 2011 11:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 11:33
72. Posted by fustian | March 18, 2011 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I was promised there would be bowing.
72. Posted by fustian | March 18, 2011 11:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 11:47
73. Posted by Rich | March 18, 2011 11:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Irish PM smirks at Obama's belief that St. Patrick was black and that this is the Holy Irish Afro he is being awarded.
73. Posted by Rich | March 18, 2011 11:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 18, 2011 11:59
74. Posted by jbw | March 18, 2011 12:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dang, did Michelle already ate all the Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Blue Diamonds, and Purple Horseshoes, she just left the green clovers.
74. Posted by jbw | March 18, 2011 12:11 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 12:11
75. Posted by Rich Moore | March 18, 2011 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks; I’m going to need every one of these four leaf clovers. One leaf is for FAITH... The second for HOPE...The third for LOVE... And the fourth for LUCK! To convince Americans to re-elect me in 2012!
75. Posted by Rich Moore | March 18, 2011 1:18 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 13:18
76. Posted by Darin H | March 18, 2011 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After 2 years in office, President Obama was still looking for scapegoats for his failures, "It's all *this* Bush's fault now" he said.
76. Posted by Darin H | March 18, 2011 1:26 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 13:26
77. Posted by Picky | March 18, 2011 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It being St Patrick's Day, the President was happy to join in the ritual "smoking of the clover."
77. Posted by Picky | March 18, 2011 1:45 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 13:45
78. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | March 18, 2011 2:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You know, I used to sell this stuff during my college years. Great for coming down after a heavy dose of nose candy
78. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | March 18, 2011 2:10 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 14:10
79. Posted by Shandon Goldman | March 18, 2011 2:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wow, look, Obama got an afro Chia pet!
79. Posted by Shandon Goldman | March 18, 2011 2:30 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 14:30
80. Posted by Faith+1 | March 18, 2011 2:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When asked about what action the US should take with the financial crisis, the disaster in Japan, the upheaval in the Middle East and Libya,and rising oil crisis Obama replied, "I like turtles", broke out a big grin, and promptly planned a vacation to Rio.
80. Posted by Faith+1 | March 18, 2011 2:41 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 14:41
81. Posted by Jeff | March 18, 2011 3:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ch..ch..chia pet ...
81. Posted by Jeff | March 18, 2011 3:11 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 15:11
82. Posted by BluesHarper | March 18, 2011 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After much bullying, Obama just laughs and takes what he believes to be a poppy plant away from the little guy.
82. Posted by BluesHarper | March 18, 2011 3:27 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 15:27
83. Posted by Jason | March 18, 2011 3:45 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Unfortunately, the fabled "luck of the Irish" doesn't apply to Kenyans.
83. Posted by Jason | March 18, 2011 3:45 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 15:45
84. Posted by Hounddog | March 18, 2011 3:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look, it worked for Popeye, it'll work for you!
84. Posted by Hounddog | March 18, 2011 3:46 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 15:46
85. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | March 18, 2011 3:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I present to you, my esteemed friend from Ireland, this special gift, a Chia Pet.
85. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | March 18, 2011 3:46 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 15:46
86. Posted by jbw | March 18, 2011 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At least I gave the dude from England a set of nice DVD's, what I am going to do with a chia pet; could have at least given me an Ipod with my speeches on them.
86. Posted by jbw | March 18, 2011 4:07 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 16:07
87. Posted by Rob | March 18, 2011 5:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At least someone has the guts to tell Obama that he's not even good enough for the bush leagues...
87. Posted by Rob | March 18, 2011 5:46 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 17:46
88. Posted by clearmind | March 18, 2011 6:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All the Irish Prime Minister could think to give to Obama was this "green thing" he got at the airport gift shop. It even came with re-potting instructions so Michelle-my-Belle wouldn't screw it up.
88. Posted by clearmind | March 18, 2011 6:30 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 18:30
89. Posted by Joel | March 18, 2011 7:08 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Biden's hair plugs...Gone Wild.
89. Posted by Joel | March 18, 2011 7:08 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 19:08
90. Posted by kimberly F | March 18, 2011 7:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There's no one as Irish as Barack 0'Bama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HplZ_taHXLM
90. Posted by kimberly F | March 18, 2011 7:45 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 19:45
91. Posted by Billll | March 18, 2011 8:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Announcing that Joe Biden would soon be joining everybody else "under the bus" Obama introduces his '12 running mate, "Chia Veep".
91. Posted by Billll | March 18, 2011 8:25 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 20:25
92. Posted by Mac O'Grady | March 18, 2011 9:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
On St. Paddy's day everyone is Irish!
On Martin Luther King day everyone still wants to be Irish.
92. Posted by Mac O'Grady | March 18, 2011 9:28 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 21:28
93. Posted by JDL | March 18, 2011 9:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble:
I pulled this out of Moocheles arse so she could fit in her Rio Bikini so I thought it would be a fitting gift to you Mr Prime Minister.
93. Posted by JDL | March 18, 2011 9:52 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 21:52
94. Posted by JDL | March 18, 2011 9:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble:
LET THEM EAT SHRUBBERY!
94. Posted by JDL | March 18, 2011 9:54 PM |
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Posted on March 18, 2011 21:54
95. Posted by Spike | March 19, 2011 8:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble: "What I have to endure as a seemingly amiable dunce, while attempting to implement the greatest totalitarian tyranny in world history, is driving me nuts."
95. Posted by Spike | March 19, 2011 8:34 AM |
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Posted on March 19, 2011 08:34
96. Posted by Spike | March 19, 2011 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Fallout" from a Level 5, broccoli and cheese meltdown disaster.
96. Posted by Spike | March 19, 2011 9:32 AM |
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Posted on March 19, 2011 09:32
97. Posted by rodney dill | March 19, 2011 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It was either this or Sydney.
97. Posted by rodney dill | March 19, 2011 2:48 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2011 14:48
98. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 20, 2011 1:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama thanks the Dublin NAACP for the shamrock
"Afro" wig, and vows to wear it at the next
Gridiron Dinner.
98. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 20, 2011 1:27 AM |
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Posted on March 20, 2011 01:27
99. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 20, 2011 1:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama thanks the Dublin NAACP for the shamrock
"Afro" wig, and vows to wear it at the next
Gridiron Dinner.
99. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 20, 2011 1:28 AM |
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Posted on March 20, 2011 01:28
100. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 20, 2011 1:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama thanks the Dublin NAACP for the shamrock
"Afro" wig, and vows to wear it at the next
Gridiron Dinner.
100. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 20, 2011 1:28 AM |
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Posted on March 20, 2011 01:28
101. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 20, 2011 1:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sorry....coitus interruptus....
101. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 20, 2011 1:29 AM |
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Posted on March 20, 2011 01:29
102. Posted by rodney dill | March 20, 2011 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...for luck on going up against Gaddafi."
"I was hoping more for some of Charlie's Tiger's blood."
102. Posted by rodney dill | March 20, 2011 7:41 AM |
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Posted on March 20, 2011 07:41
103. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | March 20, 2011 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Libya? I don't even knowya."
103. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | March 20, 2011 3:13 PM |
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Posted on March 20, 2011 15:13
104. Posted by sarahconnor2 | March 20, 2011 8:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama and the Irish Prime Minister welcome Joe Biden back from his tour of the damaged reactors in Japan.
104. Posted by sarahconnor2 | March 20, 2011 8:08 PM |
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Posted on March 20, 2011 20:08
105. Posted by Tora | March 20, 2011 9:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ginny eat'in briars....
105. Posted by Tora | March 20, 2011 9:05 PM |
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Posted on March 20, 2011 21:05
106. Posted by Kevin
| March 28, 2011 1:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
106. Posted by Kevin
| March 28, 2011 1:27 AM |
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Posted on March 28, 2011 01:27