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Comments (115)
Yes, I can!... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 25, 2011 7:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, I can!
1. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 25, 2011 7:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:08
2. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 25, 2011 7:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, it's not a B ball, but it's close enough to keep me interested.
2. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 25, 2011 7:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:09
3. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 25, 2011 7:11 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Tired of getting "beaten up" in the media lately, Obama has decided to travel with his own personal cheerleaders.
3. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 25, 2011 7:11 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:11
4. Posted by retired military | March 25, 2011 7:14 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama finally finds a golf ball he can hit.
4. Posted by retired military | March 25, 2011 7:14 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:14
5. Posted by fustian | March 25, 2011 7:14 AM | Score: 20 (24 votes cast)
It's not soccer. It's kinetic activity!
5. Posted by fustian | March 25, 2011 7:14 AM |
Score: 20 (24 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:14
6. Posted by retired military | March 25, 2011 7:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This isnt a war this is a limited military action.
6. Posted by retired military | March 25, 2011 7:14 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:14
7. Posted by retired military | March 25, 2011 7:15 AM | Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Refereeing at a kids soccer match - at last an international dispute that Obama is qualified to handle.
7. Posted by retired military | March 25, 2011 7:15 AM |
Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:15
8. Posted by fustian | March 25, 2011 7:15 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
How's that early peace prize working out for you Nobel folk?
8. Posted by fustian | March 25, 2011 7:15 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:15
9. Posted by fustian | March 25, 2011 7:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama personally supervises another no-fly zone in Brazil.
9. Posted by fustian | March 25, 2011 7:16 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:16
10. Posted by Brucepall | March 25, 2011 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kids Thought Bubble: " Every time I crack my knuckles, the man looses his balance and falls off the ball..." And then: "My friends will never believe it... dang!"
10. Posted by Brucepall | March 25, 2011 7:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:19
11. Posted by rodney dill | March 25, 2011 7:19 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Making American a Socialist Society - GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!
11. Posted by rodney dill | March 25, 2011 7:19 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:19
12. Posted by fustian | March 25, 2011 7:20 AM | Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
Obama demonstrating that he sucks at soccer too.
12. Posted by fustian | March 25, 2011 7:20 AM |
Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:20
13. Posted by rodney dill | March 25, 2011 7:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"...and my views on NATO leadership for the No Fly Zone are... Oh, look. Shiny"
13. Posted by rodney dill | March 25, 2011 7:21 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:21
14. Posted by rodney dill | March 25, 2011 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, I meant Bush-lite.
14. Posted by rodney dill | March 25, 2011 7:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:22
15. Posted by rodney dill | March 25, 2011 7:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I've had my tiger's blood this morning and I'm ready to kick some serious elementary school ass."
15. Posted by rodney dill | March 25, 2011 7:23 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:23
16. Posted by rodney dill | March 25, 2011 7:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Oh, I though FIFA was First In, Free Arugula.
16. Posted by rodney dill | March 25, 2011 7:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:24
17. Posted by dfbaskwill | March 25, 2011 7:25 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Obama, America's kick in the balls.
17. Posted by dfbaskwill | March 25, 2011 7:25 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:25
18. Posted by rodney dill | March 25, 2011 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Should be 'America' in number 11, not 'American'
18. Posted by rodney dill | March 25, 2011 7:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:25
19. Posted by Rick13 | March 25, 2011 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK, I want you kids to imagine that this ball is the American Constitution! And, the ball under my left foot is my administrations foreign policy!"
19. Posted by Rick13 | March 25, 2011 7:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:32
20. Posted by fustian | March 25, 2011 7:35 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
He's waiting for UN sanction before kicking the ball.
20. Posted by fustian | March 25, 2011 7:35 AM |
Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:35
21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 25, 2011 7:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
That's right! Kick the ball like you're trying to kick the white off of it!
21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 25, 2011 7:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:36
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 25, 2011 7:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama's so thoroughly American, he calls it football.
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 25, 2011 7:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:38
23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 25, 2011 7:42 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
That's not why they call him "Pay Lay."
23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 25, 2011 7:42 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:42
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 25, 2011 7:44 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
It's the game beloved by socialists everywhere.
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 25, 2011 7:44 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:44
25. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 25, 2011 7:45 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Let me be perfectly clear...
You guys are in charge and I will kick the ball where and when you tell me.
25. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 25, 2011 7:45 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 07:45
26. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 25, 2011 8:06 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
and in other news the president was on the ball today...
26. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | March 25, 2011 8:06 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 08:06
27. Posted by Dan Melson | March 25, 2011 8:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
These Boots are made for walkin'... WHOA! (splat!)
27. Posted by Dan Melson | March 25, 2011 8:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 08:07
28. Posted by JumpinJoe | March 25, 2011 8:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
They come in a set, but little guys from around the world are kicking the other one around.
28. Posted by JumpinJoe | March 25, 2011 8:10 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 08:10
29. Posted by Gmac | March 25, 2011 8:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I know my wife has my other balls in her purse but now I have a big white one.
29. Posted by Gmac | March 25, 2011 8:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 08:11
30. Posted by Upset Old Guy | March 25, 2011 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"How can they accuse me of 'punting' on leadership in Libya? This is a soccer ball, not a football."
30. Posted by Upset Old Guy | March 25, 2011 8:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 08:25
31. Posted by Carolyn | March 25, 2011 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The ballbreaker demonstrates keeping his boot on the throat of Petrobras, I mean BP.
31. Posted by Carolyn | March 25, 2011 8:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 08:33
32. Posted by Hawk777 | March 25, 2011 8:37 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
The butt-erfly effect: if obama lifts his leg to let one rip in one part of the world, what happens in Libya?
32. Posted by Hawk777 | March 25, 2011 8:37 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 08:37
33. Posted by rbee | March 25, 2011 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"What i meant was gaddafi must goal...keep"
33. Posted by rbee | March 25, 2011 8:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 08:38
34. Posted by proof | March 25, 2011 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
First golf, then soccer...the President is always playing with his balls!
34. Posted by proof | March 25, 2011 8:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 08:45
35. Posted by Marie | March 25, 2011 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"See, this is what I do with Hillary's balls!"
35. Posted by Marie | March 25, 2011 8:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 08:58
36. Posted by tomg51 | March 25, 2011 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Step 9 in the 10 step program to quit global influence.
36. Posted by tomg51 | March 25, 2011 9:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 09:02
37. Posted by Jay | March 25, 2011 9:15 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Every now and then, Moochelle lets Zippy play with one of his balls.
37. Posted by Jay | March 25, 2011 9:15 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 09:15
38. Posted by deez | March 25, 2011 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Waddaya know...stepping on the ball works the same way as "pull my thumb"...
38. Posted by deez | March 25, 2011 9:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 09:18
39. Posted by Jeff | March 25, 2011 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay...you kids ready to watch my stunt that will get me on Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks?
39. Posted by Jeff | March 25, 2011 9:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 09:27
40. Posted by PBunyan | March 25, 2011 9:37 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Ummm, I, I, ummmm, being President, ummmm is a lot, uhhhh, harder than I thought it would be, but, ummm, playing soccer against, uhh, children, is something I, I, I think I can, ummm, be, uhhh, successful at."
40. Posted by PBunyan | March 25, 2011 9:37 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 09:37
41. Posted by GernBlanston | March 25, 2011 9:44 AM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
"Yes, I know there is no goal. I'm used to working that way."
41. Posted by GernBlanston | March 25, 2011 9:44 AM |
Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 09:44
42. Posted by Jeff | March 25, 2011 9:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President Obama is hopeful that bouncing around a soccer ball will give him a desperately needed bounce in the polls...
42. Posted by Jeff | March 25, 2011 9:50 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 09:50
43. Posted by GernBlanston | March 25, 2011 9:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I hold the world record for kicking the can down the road. Let's see what I can do with this ball."
43. Posted by GernBlanston | March 25, 2011 9:51 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 09:51
44. Posted by Jer | March 25, 2011 10:09 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
He seems happiest when associating with people his own age.
44. Posted by Jer | March 25, 2011 10:09 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 10:09
45. Posted by iurockhead | March 25, 2011 10:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"OK, kids, so once you have them down, you put your foot on the neck of the oil companies just like this."
45. Posted by iurockhead | March 25, 2011 10:10 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 10:10
46. Posted by teh wind | March 25, 2011 10:11 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
I hope I don't get picked last.
46. Posted by teh wind | March 25, 2011 10:11 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 10:11
47. Posted by fustian | March 25, 2011 10:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I hear Obama is planning to visit America some day.
47. Posted by fustian | March 25, 2011 10:12 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 10:12
48. Posted by Self | March 25, 2011 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's like this kids. And so, I took control of the world's problems; much like I'm standing now, with my hands behind my back....
48. Posted by Self | March 25, 2011 10:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 10:25
49. Posted by GarandFan | March 25, 2011 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anyone up for some kinetic spheroid striking?
49. Posted by GarandFan | March 25, 2011 10:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 10:34
50. Posted by BluesHarper | March 25, 2011 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This sport is very popular where I was born and I'm very good at this.
Just pretend the ball is American Capitalism.
See??? You already want to kill.... er....kick it.
50. Posted by BluesHarper | March 25, 2011 10:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 10:38
51. Posted by NJ Mike | March 25, 2011 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"See, I do too have balls!!"
51. Posted by NJ Mike | March 25, 2011 10:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 10:41
52. Posted by clearmind | March 25, 2011 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Does this pose make my butt look smaller than Michelle's?
52. Posted by clearmind | March 25, 2011 10:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 10:45
53. Posted by Faith+1 | March 25, 2011 10:49 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Mr. President, these aren't the balls you're looking for.
53. Posted by Faith+1 | March 25, 2011 10:49 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 10:49
54. Posted by Faith+1 | March 25, 2011 10:51 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Obama's perfect sport. You don't get your hands dirty, if someone dares challenge you you get to pretend you were hurt, it drones on and on with no goal, and occasionally when your team doesn't get their way there is a riot.
54. Posted by Faith+1 | March 25, 2011 10:51 AM |
Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 10:51
55. Posted by res | March 25, 2011 10:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Now this is one President who's really 'on the ball!'
55. Posted by res | March 25, 2011 10:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 10:52
56. Posted by FedUp | March 25, 2011 10:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hey kids... show me how to do this again. Michelle said i can't come home until I get this right!
56. Posted by FedUp | March 25, 2011 10:54 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 10:54
57. Posted by DJ Drummond | March 25, 2011 11:03 AM | Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
Crisis in Japan? Not his problem
Military action in Libya? Let France run things.
Learning kiddy-soccer in Rio? There's a job for Obama!
57. Posted by DJ Drummond | March 25, 2011 11:03 AM |
Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 11:03
58. Posted by Matteo | March 25, 2011 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He's got the whole world in his hands!
58. Posted by Matteo | March 25, 2011 11:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 11:23
59. Posted by davidt | March 25, 2011 11:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
As Orwell said, "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever," like so.
59. Posted by davidt | March 25, 2011 11:34 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 11:34
60. Posted by Highlander | March 25, 2011 11:36 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"I'm a little despot
Long and tall
Here is my edict
Here is my ball"
60. Posted by Highlander | March 25, 2011 11:36 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 11:36
61. Posted by 914 | March 25, 2011 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pathetic
61. Posted by 914 | March 25, 2011 11:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 11:43
62. Posted by Highlander | March 25, 2011 11:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Last pick Rodrigo - you get the goofy looking kid with the big ears."
62. Posted by Highlander | March 25, 2011 11:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 11:48
63. Posted by 914 | March 25, 2011 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'To Cur with love'
63. Posted by 914 | March 25, 2011 11:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 11:57
64. Posted by 914 | March 25, 2011 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GONG!!!!!!!
64. Posted by 914 | March 25, 2011 11:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 11:59
65. Posted by guido | March 25, 2011 12:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A "cultural misunderstanding" is being blamed for the event occurring immediately after this photo when President Obama's bow to apologize for America's dominance in the western hemisphere was mistaken for a "futbol move", resulting in several soccer balls being kicked at Obama's head and the subsequent violent Secret Service tackling of more than a dozen startled Brazilian youngsters.
65. Posted by guido | March 25, 2011 12:00 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 12:00
66. Posted by Pile of Pooh | March 25, 2011 12:05 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"In the States, we call this 'soccer.' It's a non-competitive game for young girls. I'm quite good at it."
66. Posted by Pile of Pooh | March 25, 2011 12:05 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 12:05
67. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | March 25, 2011 12:11 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Kids: "We do not understand Obamcare. Please explain it to us"
Obama: "Well, imagine this futbol is the American economy. Now imagine my foot is Obamcacare...."
67. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | March 25, 2011 12:11 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 12:11
68. Posted by Brad | March 25, 2011 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's my world and I'll step on it if I see fit, you little bastards"
68. Posted by Brad | March 25, 2011 12:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 12:18
69. Posted by Paul Newton | March 25, 2011 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aren't I supposed to be supplied with TWO of these? Hold on...Michelle Honey?
69. Posted by Paul Newton | March 25, 2011 12:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 12:22
70. Posted by hcddbz | March 25, 2011 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
BHO:They will use this to say I was on the ball with Libya unlike Bush.
Toddie & Lackie: Yes Mr Present a masterful pose.
70. Posted by hcddbz | March 25, 2011 12:24 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 12:24
71. Posted by Paul Newton | March 25, 2011 12:33 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Breaking News: NBC's Chris Matthews grudgingly complies with court ordered surgery to have The President's balls removed from his chin.
71. Posted by Paul Newton | March 25, 2011 12:33 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 12:33
72. Posted by jbw | March 25, 2011 12:34 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In the past America hasn't always be willing to embrace football; some have denigrated its culture and called it "soccer". But today we can have a new beginning and force America to watch and play a sport they don't care about.
72. Posted by jbw | March 25, 2011 12:34 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 12:34
73. Posted by woody | March 25, 2011 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Then you step down on her head & say 'I said be civil, Biatch!' Then, maybe a Lipstick on a Pig joke."
73. Posted by woody | March 25, 2011 12:38 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 12:38
74. Posted by rodney dill | March 25, 2011 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Back in the old days I used to follow the Harambee Stars
74. Posted by rodney dill | March 25, 2011 12:49 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 12:49
75. Posted by itismedavid | March 25, 2011 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let me just be very unambiguous about this. I am going to step off this soccer/football and use it for kickball.
75. Posted by itismedavid | March 25, 2011 12:51 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 12:51
76. Posted by 914 | March 25, 2011 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nero's kill your economy pose
76. Posted by 914 | March 25, 2011 1:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 13:10
77. Posted by john galt | March 25, 2011 1:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama announces the individual "play soccer" mandate.
77. Posted by john galt | March 25, 2011 1:14 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 13:14
78. Posted by cathymv | March 25, 2011 1:14 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Obama looks around to see who he can punt the next major decision to.....
78. Posted by cathymv | March 25, 2011 1:14 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 13:14
79. Posted by cathymv | March 25, 2011 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama played soccer while the middle east burned.
79. Posted by cathymv | March 25, 2011 1:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 13:17
80. Posted by Neoluddite | March 25, 2011 1:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Tell Hillary that I've got more important things to do. She should handle this herself"
80. Posted by Neoluddite | March 25, 2011 1:36 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 13:36
81. Posted by PapaWhisky | March 25, 2011 1:37 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You see, Atlas can't shrug if you put your foot down....
81. Posted by PapaWhisky | March 25, 2011 1:37 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 13:37
82. Posted by PapaWhisky | March 25, 2011 1:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Moments later, Obama took his ball and went home.
82. Posted by PapaWhisky | March 25, 2011 1:38 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 13:38
83. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 25, 2011 1:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama proves that the nuclear "futbol" is
available to him anywhere he travels.....
and the codes are in an unnamed orifice in
his body.
83. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 25, 2011 1:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 13:43
84. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 25, 2011 1:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"......so I pinned Boehner's head to the floor and told him, in no uncertain terms, just how it was going to be!"
84. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 25, 2011 1:49 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 13:49
85. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | March 25, 2011 2:38 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
POTUS: I'm responding to my critics, and proving that I do indeed have balls, and can deal with foreigners from a position of strength.
W-POTUS: Barry, that's just a little boy, and only one ball.
85. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | March 25, 2011 2:38 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 14:38
86. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | March 25, 2011 2:40 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Another socialist with only one ball
86. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | March 25, 2011 2:40 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 14:40
87. Posted by retired military | March 25, 2011 2:42 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama wonders what Hillary meant when she said "now you just need to one more ball to be like normal men"
87. Posted by retired military | March 25, 2011 2:42 PM |
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Posted on March 25, 2011 14:42
88. Posted by retired military | March 25, 2011 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama "this street reminds me of the place where I was born. Soccer is big in Africa too"
88. Posted by retired military | March 25, 2011 2:46 PM |
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Posted on March 25, 2011 14:46
89. Posted by 914 | March 25, 2011 2:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unscripted teleprompted kinetic action moment.
89. Posted by 914 | March 25, 2011 2:54 PM |
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Posted on March 25, 2011 14:54
90. Posted by utbw42 | March 25, 2011 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whaddya mean this is a "no-kick zone"?
90. Posted by utbw42 | March 25, 2011 3:13 PM |
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Posted on March 25, 2011 15:13
91. Posted by Dana | March 25, 2011 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Worship me or I WILL take my ball and go home.
91. Posted by Dana | March 25, 2011 3:38 PM |
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Posted on March 25, 2011 15:38
92. Posted by a. moral | March 25, 2011 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is my foot. This is my foot on top of the world. Any questions?
92. Posted by a. moral | March 25, 2011 5:00 PM |
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Posted on March 25, 2011 17:00
93. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 25, 2011 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So which of you nose-pickers is going to shine
my Gucchis?"
93. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 25, 2011 5:50 PM |
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Posted on March 25, 2011 17:50
94. Posted by Rich | March 25, 2011 6:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama Soccer Doctrine : Kick Balls not Ass
94. Posted by Rich | March 25, 2011 6:25 PM |
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Posted on March 25, 2011 18:25
95. Posted by Rich | March 25, 2011 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That should be Obama's Foreign Policy Doctrine : Kick Balls not Ass.
Unless of course you like the first one better. ;)
95. Posted by Rich | March 25, 2011 6:27 PM |
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Posted on March 25, 2011 18:27
96. Posted by retired military | March 25, 2011 6:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama's daydream that the soccer ball is the earth and he is a giant standing astride it is disturbed by Michelle's shout of "Kick the ball you putz".
96. Posted by retired military | March 25, 2011 6:59 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 25, 2011 18:59
97. Posted by jester7653 | March 25, 2011 7:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Playing with children's balls! Pervert!
97. Posted by jester7653 | March 25, 2011 7:47 PM |
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Posted on March 25, 2011 19:47
98. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 25, 2011 8:39 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama's soccer career finally ended after the coaches failed to convince him to stop bowing to every goalie.
98. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 25, 2011 8:39 PM |
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Posted on March 25, 2011 20:39
99. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 25, 2011 8:45 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama wins all the White House soccer games, since the lackeys are so mesmerized by the crease in his pants that they forget to play the game.
99. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 25, 2011 8:45 PM |
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Posted on March 25, 2011 20:45
100. Posted by retired military | March 25, 2011 10:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama looks to Totus to find out what he is supposed to do next.
100. Posted by retired military | March 25, 2011 10:39 PM |
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Posted on March 25, 2011 22:39
101. Posted by Gmac | March 26, 2011 12:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I play this game as well as any other, even bowling!"
101. Posted by Gmac | March 26, 2011 12:47 AM |
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Posted on March 26, 2011 00:47
102. Posted by Jim Addison | March 26, 2011 3:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Facing crisis in Japan, war in the Middle East, and economic meltdown at home, Obama finally decides to consult with those more knowledgeable about the world.
102. Posted by Jim Addison | March 26, 2011 3:29 AM |
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Posted on March 26, 2011 03:29
103. Posted by rodney dill | March 26, 2011 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: America discovers it has another Ham(m) in Soccer. Developing...
103. Posted by rodney dill | March 26, 2011 9:16 AM |
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Posted on March 26, 2011 09:16
104. Posted by rodney dill | March 26, 2011 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm not a bully, I'm just redistributing ball time."
104. Posted by rodney dill | March 26, 2011 9:17 AM |
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Posted on March 26, 2011 09:17
105. Posted by rodney dill | March 26, 2011 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yell, 'Kobe, I'm open' at me just one more time you're gettin' a red card."
105. Posted by rodney dill | March 26, 2011 9:23 AM |
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Posted on March 26, 2011 09:23
106. Posted by rodney dill | March 26, 2011 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obumble Ball
106. Posted by rodney dill | March 26, 2011 9:38 AM |
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Posted on March 26, 2011 09:38
107. Posted by Bob | March 26, 2011 9:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barry definitively contradicts those who say he's not on the ball.
107. Posted by Bob | March 26, 2011 9:56 AM |
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Posted on March 26, 2011 09:56
108. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 26, 2011 12:12 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Listen up, boys and girls! You are no threat, I have no mission, and there are absolutely no American interests at stake. But, you are small, easy to push around, and have few allies, so I'm going to display my manhood by bombing you. Have a nice day!
108. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 26, 2011 12:12 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2011 12:12
109. Posted by rodney dill | March 26, 2011 5:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
109. Posted by rodney dill | March 26, 2011 5:11 PM |
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Posted on March 26, 2011 17:11
110. Posted by xiphos | March 26, 2011 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is it kids. The only thing I have on the ball."
110. Posted by xiphos | March 26, 2011 5:28 PM |
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Posted on March 26, 2011 17:28
111. Posted by Gmac | March 27, 2011 1:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As his primary handler looks on Obama demonstrates ball control, something he would regret later that night.
111. Posted by Gmac | March 27, 2011 1:55 AM |
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Posted on March 27, 2011 01:55
112. Posted by Jeff | March 27, 2011 3:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My first tip on soccer is, when you find yourself in a goal, stop kicking.
112. Posted by Jeff | March 27, 2011 3:54 AM |
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Posted on March 27, 2011 03:54
113. Posted by Brian_R_Allen
| March 27, 2011 5:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another of these and I'll have two!
113. Posted by Brian_R_Allen
| March 27, 2011 5:32 AM |
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Posted on March 27, 2011 05:32
114. Posted by rodney dill | March 27, 2011 12:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
♬
Throw up your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake
Voila!
♬
114. Posted by rodney dill | March 27, 2011 12:52 PM |
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Posted on March 27, 2011 12:52
115. Posted by Kevin
| March 28, 2011 1:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
115. Posted by Kevin
| March 28, 2011 1:47 AM |
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Posted on March 28, 2011 01:47