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Comments (122)
The Grinch stole prosperity... (Below threshold)1. Posted by 914 | April 1, 2011 9:57 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The Grinch stole prosperity
1. Posted by 914 | April 1, 2011 9:57 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 09:57
2. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 1, 2011 10:00 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Damn I miss TOTUS!
http://wizbangblog.com/content/2011/04/01/freak-accident-ends-caption-contest-streak.php
2. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 1, 2011 10:00 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:00
3. Posted by Wyatt Earp | April 1, 2011 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Need a tough GOP out? Pout it out!
3. Posted by Wyatt Earp | April 1, 2011 10:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:01
4. Posted by Faith+1 | April 1, 2011 10:07 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.
4. Posted by Faith+1 | April 1, 2011 10:07 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:07
5. Posted by twolaneflash | April 1, 2011 10:07 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Winning!
5. Posted by twolaneflash | April 1, 2011 10:07 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:07
6. Posted by Faith+1 | April 1, 2011 10:08 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
After Michelle made him quit smoking he hoped she wouldn't spot the Copenhagen.
6. Posted by Faith+1 | April 1, 2011 10:08 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:08
7. Posted by Faith+1 | April 1, 2011 10:09 AM | Score: 32 (34 votes cast)
No matter what he does President Obama can't get the taste of Europe's ass out of his mouth.
7. Posted by Faith+1 | April 1, 2011 10:09 AM |
Score: 32 (34 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:09
8. Posted by 914 | April 1, 2011 10:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President Obama became teary eyed while receiving an award for economic wizard of the known universe.
8. Posted by 914 | April 1, 2011 10:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:09
9. Posted by Faith+1 | April 1, 2011 10:10 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Someone said, "2012 - President Hillary" and he threw up in his mouth a little bit.
9. Posted by Faith+1 | April 1, 2011 10:10 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:10
10. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2011 10:10 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama is suffering from a bad case of Bieber fever...
10. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2011 10:10 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:10
11. Posted by Sabba Hillel | April 1, 2011 10:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama forgot to take off his shoe before sticking hi foot into hi mouth.
11. Posted by Sabba Hillel | April 1, 2011 10:13 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:13
12. Posted by J-Ho | April 1, 2011 10:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: "What's the frequency, Kenneth?"
12. Posted by J-Ho | April 1, 2011 10:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:13
13. Posted by 914 | April 1, 2011 10:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
If his lips move again its a lie!
13. Posted by 914 | April 1, 2011 10:14 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:14
14. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2011 10:15 AM | Score: 9 (17 votes cast)
The slaughter of innocents in Libya didn't move him. The destruction of entire cities in Japan was no big deal.
But when he found out his favorite Final Four teams were out, Obama completely lost it.
14. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2011 10:15 AM |
Score: 9 (17 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:15
15. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2011 10:16 AM | Score: 18 (22 votes cast)
Something good for America must have happened.
15. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2011 10:16 AM |
Score: 18 (22 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:16
16. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2011 10:18 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama just found out that the hard winter devastated this year's arugula crop...
16. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2011 10:18 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:18
17. Posted by 914 | April 1, 2011 10:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pull My string and I screw America
17. Posted by 914 | April 1, 2011 10:18 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:18
18. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2011 10:20 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
After goading Obama into war in Libya, Hillary dropped into the Oval Office this morning and said:
April Fool!
18. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2011 10:20 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:20
19. Posted by 914 | April 1, 2011 10:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
'I believe he can lie'
19. Posted by 914 | April 1, 2011 10:21 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:21
20. Posted by howcome | April 1, 2011 10:22 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
The look of a fool after reality bitch slaps his face.
20. Posted by howcome | April 1, 2011 10:22 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:22
21. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 1, 2011 10:24 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
OK, so I don't have a majority in the House anymore. I'm going to hold my breath until you give me what want!
21. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 1, 2011 10:24 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:24
22. Posted by engineer | April 1, 2011 10:25 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"You feel my pain."
22. Posted by engineer | April 1, 2011 10:25 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:25
23. Posted by JD | April 1, 2011 10:26 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Presidentin' is hard. I need some downtime ...
23. Posted by JD | April 1, 2011 10:26 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:26
24. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2011 10:28 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
After Obama received the Transparency Award in secret, he's planning on getting an Anit-Smoking Award while grabbing a quick smoke.
24. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2011 10:28 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:28
25. Posted by tomg51 | April 1, 2011 10:29 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Obama tasting reality for the first time
25. Posted by tomg51 | April 1, 2011 10:29 AM |
Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:29
26. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 1, 2011 10:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When questioned about the $600,000. sculpture of a gurgling frog which may soon grace the grounds at The Pentagon, Obama just "ribbits" rather than respond.
26. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 1, 2011 10:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:35
27. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 1, 2011 10:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Once again the little voice in his head said "Shut my mouth," only this time he listened.
27. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 1, 2011 10:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:38
28. Posted by Dodo David | April 1, 2011 10:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
April Fool-in-Chief
28. Posted by Dodo David | April 1, 2011 10:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:41
29. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 1, 2011 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle fills his suit pockets daily so that whenever he wants a smoke Obama just grabs a mouthful of arugula instead.
29. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 1, 2011 10:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:43
30. Posted by McGehee | April 1, 2011 10:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jimmy Carter: "I am smiling. You just can't see it behind this stupid mask."
30. Posted by McGehee | April 1, 2011 10:45 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:45
31. Posted by BluesHarper | April 1, 2011 10:49 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
When I keep my lips together and blow real hard, my ears pop out. Do ya like that?
31. Posted by BluesHarper | April 1, 2011 10:49 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:49
32. Posted by jbinnout | April 1, 2011 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tell us about your transparency award.
32. Posted by jbinnout | April 1, 2011 10:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:49
33. Posted by jennifer | April 1, 2011 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Behind the scenes)Oh NO! The marionette strings broke!!! What do we do???
33. Posted by jennifer | April 1, 2011 10:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:50
34. Posted by guido | April 1, 2011 10:51 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
For once I know he's not lying....his mouth is closed!
34. Posted by guido | April 1, 2011 10:51 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:51
35. Posted by jim2 | April 1, 2011 10:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
And I could have been a great trumpet player, too. See?
35. Posted by jim2 | April 1, 2011 10:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:53
36. Posted by GarandFan | April 1, 2011 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barry is wondering why Hillary! left their last meeting laughing her ass off.
36. Posted by GarandFan | April 1, 2011 10:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 10:55
37. Posted by Jeff | April 1, 2011 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Great ... another lunch of garden burgers and celery sticks ...
37. Posted by Jeff | April 1, 2011 11:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 11:00
38. Posted by PBunyan | April 1, 2011 11:07 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Obama accidentally walked into the wrong the bathroom and saw his wife naked with the lights on for the first time.
38. Posted by PBunyan | April 1, 2011 11:07 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 11:07
39. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 1, 2011 11:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
{Be sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth.}
39. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 1, 2011 11:10 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 11:10
40. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | April 1, 2011 11:10 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
You may find yourself in another part of the world
You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
You may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
You may ask yourself: well… how did I get here?
40. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | April 1, 2011 11:10 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 11:10
41. Posted by WildWillie | April 1, 2011 11:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama is trying to say PLEASE! ww
41. Posted by WildWillie | April 1, 2011 11:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 11:15
42. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 1, 2011 11:19 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Today's prank? Superglue gum.
42. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 1, 2011 11:19 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 11:19
43. Posted by Tom Weaver | April 1, 2011 11:20 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Even I can't swallow this crap.
43. Posted by Tom Weaver | April 1, 2011 11:20 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 11:20
44. Posted by Aspen Paine | April 1, 2011 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama is trying to say something but it just is not coming out!!!!!
44. Posted by Aspen Paine | April 1, 2011 11:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 11:20
45. Posted by Jeff | April 1, 2011 11:22 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
After countless gourmet meals at the whitehouse, the President is finding it difficult to swallow a bite of his Libya Shit-Sandwich...
45. Posted by Jeff | April 1, 2011 11:22 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 11:22
46. Posted by clearmind | April 1, 2011 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The price of gas makes me want to vomit, too!
46. Posted by clearmind | April 1, 2011 11:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 11:22
47. Posted by moonbatcure | April 1, 2011 11:36 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
You elected me to suck up to world leaders - but I didn't think I'd have to swallow too.
47. Posted by moonbatcure | April 1, 2011 11:36 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 11:36
48. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 1, 2011 11:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
All puckered up to spit out the words, "Drill Baby Drill" but they just won't come out.
48. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 1, 2011 11:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 11:36
49. Posted by Gmac | April 1, 2011 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I got nuthin' after seeing #6 posted by Faith+1...
49. Posted by Gmac | April 1, 2011 11:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 11:37
50. Posted by Ashley H. | April 1, 2011 11:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"The look on Obama's face when announced that Charlie Sheen would be running for presidency."
50. Posted by Ashley H. | April 1, 2011 11:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 11:41
51. Posted by Jer | April 1, 2011 11:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Betty White has a better war face than that.
51. Posted by Jer | April 1, 2011 11:57 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 11:57
52. Posted by Brad | April 1, 2011 11:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
One
Big-
Ass
Mistake,
America
52. Posted by Brad | April 1, 2011 11:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 11:58
53. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 12:01 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama proves that YES HE CAN lie without his lips moving.
53. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 12:01 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:01
54. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 12:01 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
After taking a question about his final 4 picks Obama mysteriously kept his mouth shut after being asked who would win the 2012 Presidential race.
54. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 12:01 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:01
55. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 12:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble "TOTUS says to keep quiet lest I be thought a fool"
55. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 12:03 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:03
56. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 12:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama was struck speechless today when asked how his war with Libya was more justified than the US going into Iraq.
56. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 12:05 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:05
57. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 12:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama is shown right before he kissed Helen Thomas on her latest birthday.
57. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 12:05 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:05
58. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 12:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
TOTUS "Look sincere when talking about saving lives in Libya."
58. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 12:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:07
59. Posted by Brad | April 1, 2011 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama hopes the employment of ventriloquism will stop the impression he's an arrogant liar.
59. Posted by Brad | April 1, 2011 12:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:07
60. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 12:08 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Obama wonders why everyone keeps congratulating him on today being his day
60. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 12:08 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:08
61. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 12:08 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Smile. Today is Obama's day.
61. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 12:08 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:08
62. Posted by tomg51 | April 1, 2011 12:13 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Sometimes he's so awesome he has to french-kiss himself
62. Posted by tomg51 | April 1, 2011 12:13 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:13
63. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2011 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When you have a Vice President like mine, every day is April Fools.
63. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2011 12:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:20
64. Posted by Sarah the Impaler | April 1, 2011 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
EPIC FAIL...
64. Posted by Sarah the Impaler | April 1, 2011 12:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:22
65. Posted by Gmac | April 1, 2011 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The (P)resident displays why his glass jaw is such an easy knockout punch.
65. Posted by Gmac | April 1, 2011 12:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:23
66. Posted by Sarah the Impaler | April 1, 2011 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
THE BESTEST HOPE FOR A BRIGHT TOMORROW!!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
APRIL FOOLS!!
66. Posted by Sarah the Impaler | April 1, 2011 12:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:26
67. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 1, 2011 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Michelle just signed me up to go on House Swap with my half-brother?"
67. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 1, 2011 12:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:27
68. Posted by Oyster | April 1, 2011 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Although the president claims to have stopped smoking, here he is seen with a fairly large wad of Skoal tucked behind his lower lip.
68. Posted by Oyster | April 1, 2011 12:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:33
69. Posted by Oyster | April 1, 2011 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Crap, Faith+1 beat me to it
69. Posted by Oyster | April 1, 2011 12:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:34
70. Posted by dfbaskwill | April 1, 2011 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(In Nixonian voice) "I am not a crook!"
70. Posted by dfbaskwill | April 1, 2011 12:38 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:38
71. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 1, 2011 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama's holding his breath cause the EPA just told him radiation fall-out from Fukushima has reached D.C.
71. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 1, 2011 12:39 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:39
72. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 1, 2011 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Only his hairdresser knows for sure.
72. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 1, 2011 12:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:40
73. Posted by Jason | April 1, 2011 12:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mthis mnew healthfy food Michelle isf pushing isf fantaftic! Really! (Fsomeone get be a bucket -- QUICK!!!)
73. Posted by Jason | April 1, 2011 12:46 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:46
74. Posted by Jason | April 1, 2011 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
*"Typos" in previous post were deliberate. (In case someone couldn't tell.)
74. Posted by Jason | April 1, 2011 12:47 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:47
75. Posted by PA Patriot | April 1, 2011 12:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michelle: "Don't you dare spit it out... If you don't eat your vegetables, you get no ice cream later!"
75. Posted by PA Patriot | April 1, 2011 12:54 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 12:54
76. Posted by itismedavid | April 1, 2011 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama is left speechless as George Soros has to step away to take a phone call and can't type Obama's next words into the TOTUS.
76. Posted by itismedavid | April 1, 2011 1:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 13:20
77. Posted by rodney dill | April 1, 2011 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I coulda been a contendah!"
77. Posted by rodney dill | April 1, 2011 1:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 13:20
78. Posted by rodney dill | April 1, 2011 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama attempts to blow his own horn but, minus the horn, only succeeds in blowing it.
78. Posted by rodney dill | April 1, 2011 1:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 13:21
79. Posted by Jeff | April 1, 2011 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an effort to bolster consumer confidence in the Japanese Fishing Industry, President Obama claims Japanese Sushi is safe to eat.
79. Posted by Jeff | April 1, 2011 1:45 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 13:45
80. Posted by GarandFan | April 1, 2011 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
News Flash! Obama rushed to hospital to untie his tongue! Doctors claim worst case of "Hypocritis" ever seen.
80. Posted by GarandFan | April 1, 2011 1:46 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 13:46
81. Posted by rodney dill | April 1, 2011 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When in doubt, lead with your chin.
81. Posted by rodney dill | April 1, 2011 1:47 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 13:47
82. Posted by rodney dill | April 1, 2011 1:48 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Joe Biden: "Who took my urine sample?"
82. Posted by rodney dill | April 1, 2011 1:48 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 13:48
83. Posted by sablegsd | April 1, 2011 1:52 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
How long do I have to keep this load before I swallow, Mr. Soros, sir?
83. Posted by sablegsd | April 1, 2011 1:52 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 13:52
84. Posted by RadiCalMan | April 1, 2011 1:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Since the "No Fly Zone" ain't workin', I'm going to hold my breath, until I turn blue in the face, to make that Gadaffy guy, quit Libya!
84. Posted by RadiCalMan | April 1, 2011 1:58 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 13:58
85. Posted by cathymv | April 1, 2011 2:08 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This is what "speaking with the jaw bone of an ass" really looks like
85. Posted by cathymv | April 1, 2011 2:08 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 14:08
86. Posted by Bill M | April 1, 2011 2:29 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Yep, Libya is just like a turd sandwich!
86. Posted by Bill M | April 1, 2011 2:29 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 14:29
87. Posted by rodney dill | April 1, 2011 3:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks like he finally finished that nice big cup of STFU
87. Posted by rodney dill | April 1, 2011 3:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 15:02
88. Posted by rodney dill | April 1, 2011 3:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You can put lipstick on a prig, but....
88. Posted by rodney dill | April 1, 2011 3:03 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 15:03
89. Posted by Gmac | April 1, 2011 3:05 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obumbles see's Jan. 20th 2013 from his front porch.
89. Posted by Gmac | April 1, 2011 3:05 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 15:05
90. Posted by rodney dill | April 1, 2011 3:09 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Give him a tuba and Michael Moore to follow around and another job will have been created and or saved.
90. Posted by rodney dill | April 1, 2011 3:09 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 15:09
91. Posted by Sarah the Impaler | April 1, 2011 3:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Warning:
STARING AT THE ABOVE CAPTION PHOTO HAS BEEN KNOWN TO CAUSE LOSS OF IQ POINTS! LIMIT EXPOSURE TO 30 SECOND INTERVALS!
91. Posted by Sarah the Impaler | April 1, 2011 3:39 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 15:39
92. Posted by Dale E. LINN | April 1, 2011 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"just a Pinch between cheek and gum" ....
92. Posted by Dale E. LINN | April 1, 2011 4:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 16:07
93. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 4:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When asked about high gas prices Sen John "I was in Vietnam" Kerry stated that Pres Obama was trying to jawbone them down.
93. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2011 4:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 16:17
94. Posted by GernBlanston | April 1, 2011 4:25 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich..."
94. Posted by GernBlanston | April 1, 2011 4:25 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 16:25
95. Posted by Shawn | April 1, 2011 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Obama tries chewin' terbacky to kick the cigarette habit.
95. Posted by Shawn | April 1, 2011 4:50 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 16:50
96. Posted by 914 | April 1, 2011 6:19 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A face that only a Marxist could love!
96. Posted by 914 | April 1, 2011 6:19 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 18:19
97. Posted by Maddox | April 1, 2011 8:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With his jaw set with disgust, hiding a satisfied smile, he looked out over the country. He saw the damage he had done.
And Barry saw that it was good.
97. Posted by Maddox | April 1, 2011 8:49 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 20:49
98. Posted by Carolyn | April 1, 2011 9:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He wore his dead sister's teeth, which of course were uncomfortable and did not fit.
98. Posted by Carolyn | April 1, 2011 9:13 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 21:13
99. Posted by rodney dill | April 1, 2011 10:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ain't nobody getting a Harumph outta that guy.
99. Posted by rodney dill | April 1, 2011 10:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 1, 2011 22:27
100. Posted by jester7653 | April 2, 2011 1:52 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
President Obama works up a big wad of phlegm so he can spit on America once again...
100. Posted by jester7653 | April 2, 2011 1:52 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 01:52
101. Posted by Natty Dark | April 2, 2011 2:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh Crap ... Dave, the Stunt Obama is busting a seam above his chin. Get him out of there!
101. Posted by Natty Dark | April 2, 2011 2:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 02:47
102. Posted by Porkopolis | April 2, 2011 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama takes a sip of his own snake oil.
102. Posted by Porkopolis | April 2, 2011 11:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 11:15
103. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:04 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I love the smell of NATO in the morning...
it smells...like...capitulation!"
103. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:04 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 12:04
104. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Look at the riff-raff out there....standing
in the way of MY dream for Amerika."
104. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 12:07
105. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Appoint a Czar here...take over an industry there...Mel is right; it's GOOD to be the king!"
105. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 12:11
106. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh geez! Michelle's wearing the Oval Office
drapes again!"
106. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 12:15
107. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mum's the word until the teleprompter light
goes on."
107. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 12:17
108. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Just try and challenge me in 2012, Hillary..
JUST TRY!"
108. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 12:20
109. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Here's my Moms Mabely impression. It's my
best one except for Curious George."
109. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 12:22
110. Posted by rodney dill | April 2, 2011 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Opening tonight in Motown. Obama's Prevalent Stupido of Goofs.
110. Posted by rodney dill | April 2, 2011 12:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 12:27
111. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Biden, shut your pie-hole or my boys will be fitting you for cement loafers."
111. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:29 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 12:29
112. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well, I'll be! Ol' Hillary carries a hip flask
to cabinet meetings...."
112. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 2, 2011 12:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 12:34
113. Posted by Duke DeLand | April 2, 2011 3:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama issues his public statement about his transparency award. M-m-m-f-f-f!!!
113. Posted by Duke DeLand | April 2, 2011 3:14 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 15:14
114. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 2, 2011 9:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's Bush's fault.
114. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 2, 2011 9:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 21:17
115. Posted by rtw | April 2, 2011 10:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Richard Milhous Obama.
115. Posted by rtw | April 2, 2011 10:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 22:01
116. Posted by Jim Addison | April 2, 2011 10:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Then Barry remembered what the gypsy woman said: "After a few years, married couples begin to look like each other."
116. Posted by Jim Addison | April 2, 2011 10:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 22:02
117. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 2, 2011 10:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
That's the worst imitation of a Clinton lip quiver I've ever seen.
117. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 2, 2011 10:38 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 2, 2011 22:38
118. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2011 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Three cheers for the Red, White, and Spew.
118. Posted by rodney dill | April 3, 2011 9:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2011 09:48
119. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 3, 2011 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Persimmon president.
119. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 3, 2011 11:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2011 11:47
120. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 3, 2011 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We feel the same way about you.
120. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 3, 2011 11:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2011 11:47
121. Posted by Cynic | April 3, 2011 5:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fresh from a "meeting" with George Soros, Obama still has not had time to spit it out and wash out his mouth.
121. Posted by Cynic | April 3, 2011 5:31 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 3, 2011 17:31
122. Posted by Kevin
| April 4, 2011 2:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
122. Posted by Kevin
| April 4, 2011 2:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 4, 2011 02:13