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Comments (127)
You sure you want to trade ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Tim | April 8, 2011 7:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You sure you want to trade in for an older, used model?
1. Posted by Tim | April 8, 2011 7:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:10
2. Posted by JLawson | April 8, 2011 7:12 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Okay, folks - I'm outta here! I'm letting Rev. Al take over for the weekend!
(Psst - hey Al? Don't scratch the paint, and the gas tank better be full on Monday, or your ass is grass.)
2. Posted by JLawson | April 8, 2011 7:12 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:12
3. Posted by mpw280 | April 8, 2011 7:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Now that I have pulled a racially polarizing rabbit out of my hat, what do I do with him. mpw
3. Posted by mpw280 | April 8, 2011 7:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:12
4. Posted by Walter Cronanty | April 8, 2011 7:12 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
"First, Al and I would like to give a big shout out to Jeremiah Wright and Louis Farrakhan."
4. Posted by Walter Cronanty | April 8, 2011 7:12 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:12
5. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:13 AM | Score: 19 (23 votes cast)
"Mr president, what are you going to do about the present crisis"
Obama "The same thing I do for every crisis. GO on vacation"
5. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:13 AM |
Score: 19 (23 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:13
6. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:15 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
President Obama shown here with the new debt czar who has vowed to ensure that all corporations pay their fair share or else.
6. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:15 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:15
7. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:15 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Rev Sharpton shown here with Twanwa Brawley who has grown up these last few years.
7. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:15 AM |
Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:15
8. Posted by John Sheehan | April 8, 2011 7:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
(Rangel) - "Edgar Bergen, eat it!"
8. Posted by John Sheehan | April 8, 2011 7:16 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:16
9. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:16 AM | Score: 24 (28 votes cast)
One of these is a race baiting shyster and the other is ummm a race baiting shyster.
9. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:16 AM |
Score: 24 (28 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:16
10. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:18 AM | Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
Here we have a man who proclaims he is a Christian, has made his fortune off unfounded declarations of rasicm, underhanded political moves, grandstanding, blackmail and extortion. He is standing next to Rev Al Sharpton.
10. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:18 AM |
Score: 13 (17 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:18
11. Posted by PBunyan | April 8, 2011 7:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
When all else fails--play the race card!
11. Posted by PBunyan | April 8, 2011 7:18 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:18
12. Posted by guido | April 8, 2011 7:20 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Doesn't he understand he's ALREADY got the black vote? You know, I'm BEGINNING to think he's not quite the genius messiah the infallible Chris Matthews has assured me he is.
12. Posted by guido | April 8, 2011 7:20 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:20
13. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See kids, You cant even see the strings on these race baiting puppets.
13. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:20
14. Posted by Vader06 | April 8, 2011 7:23 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Everybody who likes a good Tawana Brawley story raise your hand...
14. Posted by Vader06 | April 8, 2011 7:23 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:23
15. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Here we have Barrack Obama as he graduates from Rev Al's racebaiting school of ethnical hatred.
15. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:24
16. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:25 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
The Race Card. Don't leave home without it!
16. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:25 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:25
17. Posted by Rick13 | April 8, 2011 7:28 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
A ventriloquist and his dummy!
17. Posted by Rick13 | April 8, 2011 7:28 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:28
18. Posted by rodney dill | April 8, 2011 7:29 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
"Kobe! I'm open!"
18. Posted by rodney dill | April 8, 2011 7:29 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:29
19. Posted by rodney dill | April 8, 2011 7:32 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
The US is floundering in three wars, the economy is a shambles, and the government is on the brink of shutdown this weekend. What are you going to do?
OBAMA: "I'm going to Disney Land."
19. Posted by rodney dill | April 8, 2011 7:32 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:32
20. Posted by rodney dill | April 8, 2011 7:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Man, these photo ops are hard work, I'm thinking I need another vacation."
20. Posted by rodney dill | April 8, 2011 7:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:33
21. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Oh, oh. Obama is consulting Rangel. It can only mean one thing...
We're invading the Dominican Republic!
21. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:39 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:39
22. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | April 8, 2011 7:40 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
If your car is getting 8 miles per gallon...huh..put rims on it.
22. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | April 8, 2011 7:40 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:40
23. Posted by Faith+1 | April 8, 2011 7:41 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
When the TOTUS broke the President brought in the other tool that tells him what to say.
23. Posted by Faith+1 | April 8, 2011 7:41 AM |
Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:41
24. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:43 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Group terms: a gaggle of geese, a pride of lions and an "ethically challenged" of democrats...
24. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:43 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:43
25. Posted by Faith+1 | April 8, 2011 7:43 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Sharpton's Cheshire-like smile began to fade as he remembered what happened to the last Reverend Obama called "friend".
25. Posted by Faith+1 | April 8, 2011 7:43 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:43
26. Posted by Faith+1 | April 8, 2011 7:44 AM | Score: 27 (29 votes cast)
A Reverend without a church and a President without a clue.
26. Posted by Faith+1 | April 8, 2011 7:44 AM |
Score: 27 (29 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:44
27. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 8, 2011 7:46 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
AP - President Obama took a few minutes from his busy fund raising schedule to introduce both his 2012 Campaign Strategist, Rev. Al Sharpton, and campaign slogan, "Winning."
27. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 8, 2011 7:46 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:46
28. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:46 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama points to another democrat thief saved or created.
28. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:46 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:46
29. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:48 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
You're known by the company you keep.
Someone should point that out to Rangel.
29. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:48 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:48
30. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:50 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Charlie! Look out for that bus!
30. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:50 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:50
31. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:51 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Two turkeys do not an eagle make.
31. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:51 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:51
32. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama takes some time out from his busy vacation schedule to do some fundraising.
32. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:55 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:55
33. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:56 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The dems must have decided to get rid of Rangel if they're sending Barack "Kiss of Death" Obama out to campaign for him.
33. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 7:56 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:56
34. Posted by pibill | April 8, 2011 7:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Grifting and Beaming-hmmm,hmmm
34. Posted by pibill | April 8, 2011 7:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:58
35. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:58 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Spike Lee shows the promo poster for his new film "Laurel and Hardy"
35. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:58 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:58
36. Posted by rodney dill | April 8, 2011 7:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hailing a Cab - Fail!
36. Posted by rodney dill | April 8, 2011 7:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:59
37. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:59 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Joe Biden "Gee an Ole English beer summit and I missed it"
37. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 7:59 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 07:59
38. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 8:00 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Coming soon to a post office wanted poster near you.
38. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 8:00 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 08:00
39. Posted by rodney dill | April 8, 2011 8:00 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Sharpton: "So, still ain't got that Superglue off your lips from last week, huh?"
39. Posted by rodney dill | April 8, 2011 8:00 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 08:00
40. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 8:03 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
After the success of their movie "the Honeymooners" MGM announched its new project "The 3 stooges". Talks are ongoing with Charlie Rangel to play Curly.
40. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 8:03 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 08:03
41. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 8:07 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Before making America's prosperity disappear, the Great Obama, along with his assistant shows that he does not have anyhting up his sleeve.
41. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 8:07 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 08:07
42. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After being asked who the weasel was in the picture, the photographer asked for more clarification before he could answer the questionl.
42. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 8:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 08:07
43. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 8:09 AM | Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
Picture by professional photographer - $500
Matching Armani suits - $4000
Waving goodbye to America's greatness before going on vacation - Priceless.
43. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 8:09 AM |
Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 08:09
44. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 8:12 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Gas $4 a gallon
picture with Rev Al - $500
going on vacation while a govt shutdown looms - Priceless.
44. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 8:12 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 08:12
45. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 8:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Dateline 8 Apr 2011. President Obama came out of the closet today with his longtime partner Al Sharpton. No word if Obama will divorce Michelle and have Mr Sharpton become the first First Husband.
45. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 8:18 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 08:18
46. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 8:26 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Donald Trump announces the new cast of Celebrity Apprentice.
46. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 8:26 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 08:26
47. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 8:26 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Would that this was a wave good bye.
47. Posted by fustian | April 8, 2011 8:26 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 08:26
48. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 8, 2011 8:28 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
One hand to wave to my adoring fans. One hand to push you under the bus.
48. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 8, 2011 8:28 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 08:28
49. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Lost and truly clueless
49. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 8:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 08:33
50. Posted by Gmac | April 8, 2011 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The (P)resident introduces his newest campaign fund raiser.
50. Posted by Gmac | April 8, 2011 8:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 08:34
51. Posted by RDOwens | April 8, 2011 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Suring up the base.
Sharpton. check.
Next up, Jeremiah Wright, Keith Olbermann, and Chris Matthews.
51. Posted by RDOwens | April 8, 2011 8:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 08:38
52. Posted by yetanotherjohn | April 8, 2011 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an emotional ceremony after a truly miraculous event, Obama raises the hand that was used to heal Al Sharpton of all earthly desires to steal tax payer money and lie.
52. Posted by yetanotherjohn | April 8, 2011 8:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 08:39
53. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 8, 2011 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Although Oprah will not publicly support Obama in 2012, the Reverend Al has already jumped on the proverbial gravy train.
53. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 8, 2011 9:03 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 09:03
54. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 8, 2011 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
High five and low life.
54. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 8, 2011 9:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 09:04
55. Posted by JD | April 8, 2011 9:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Minnesota Fats and Chicago Scrawny.
55. Posted by JD | April 8, 2011 9:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 09:06
56. Posted by Yogurt | April 8, 2011 9:10 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
It's been nice, but I Gotta run, I've got a 2:15 tee time!
56. Posted by Yogurt | April 8, 2011 9:10 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 09:10
57. Posted by dfbaskwill | April 8, 2011 9:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
CBS announces its new summer replacement show "One Half a Man"!
57. Posted by dfbaskwill | April 8, 2011 9:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 09:15
58. Posted by Hawk777 | April 8, 2011 9:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Race baiter and dictator, the ads can't come soon enough...
58. Posted by Hawk777 | April 8, 2011 9:22 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 09:22
59. Posted by chsw | April 8, 2011 9:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I've decided that Biden makes too many gaffes, so I selected a new running mate."
chsw
59. Posted by chsw | April 8, 2011 9:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 09:33
60. Posted by Gmac | April 8, 2011 9:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Two bigots, one stage...
What are the odds of lightning striking?, slim.
What are the odds of both scheming to defraud goverment more?, a sure bet.
60. Posted by Gmac | April 8, 2011 9:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 09:38
61. Posted by Gmac | April 8, 2011 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Proving yet again that he was a racial healer and not a divider the (P)resident introduces the newest member of his campaign team.
61. Posted by Gmac | April 8, 2011 9:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 09:41
62. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | April 8, 2011 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spirits were high at the unveiling of Madame Tussauds' brand new exhibit on race-baiting hustlers and anti-American socialists
62. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | April 8, 2011 9:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 09:50
63. Posted by 914 | April 8, 2011 9:56 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Slum & Slummer
63. Posted by 914 | April 8, 2011 9:56 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 09:56
64. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 8, 2011 9:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Which one would you rather have as President...
Hmmm, had to think about that, didn't you?
64. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 8, 2011 9:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 09:59
65. Posted by Joe Miller | April 8, 2011 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's about time they remade "Twins," but who's the good one?
65. Posted by Joe Miller | April 8, 2011 10:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 10:00
66. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 8, 2011 10:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A schnook and a crook
66. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 8, 2011 10:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 10:00
67. Posted by 914 | April 8, 2011 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
A sugah Daddy and a racebaitin' pimp hustler
We report, You decide!
67. Posted by 914 | April 8, 2011 10:00 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 10:00
68. Posted by 914 | April 8, 2011 10:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Partners in Crime
68. Posted by 914 | April 8, 2011 10:16 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 10:16
69. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Obama raises his hand in victory of shutting down the govt and blaming the republicans for hit.
69. Posted by retired military | April 8, 2011 10:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 10:20
70. Posted by 914 | April 8, 2011 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Hey Brock' I screwed Tijuana Bwalley just like you screw America!"
70. Posted by 914 | April 8, 2011 10:20 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 10:20
71. Posted by GarandFan | April 8, 2011 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Our slogan for 2012? "REPARATIONS!"
71. Posted by GarandFan | April 8, 2011 10:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 10:27
72. Posted by Sabba Hillel | April 8, 2011 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mr. President, now that you have shut down the government, what will you do?
I'm going to Disneyland
Imagine the post super bowl commercial.
72. Posted by Sabba Hillel | April 8, 2011 10:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 10:40
73. Posted by BluesHarper | April 8, 2011 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rev. Sharpton was as surprised as anyone when Barack was voted off the island first.
73. Posted by BluesHarper | April 8, 2011 10:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 10:45
74. Posted by Sarah the Impaler | April 8, 2011 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can we get our money back??
74. Posted by Sarah the Impaler | April 8, 2011 11:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 11:06
75. Posted by SILVER | April 8, 2011 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"There at least five countries where I could have been born. Good luck Donald Trump!"
75. Posted by SILVER | April 8, 2011 11:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 11:10
76. Posted by Rodney Graves
| April 8, 2011 11:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Here we see that the modern racists have moved away from sheets and instead wear Armani suits.
76. Posted by Rodney Graves
| April 8, 2011 11:49 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 11:49
77. Posted by proof | April 8, 2011 11:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Talk to the hand, America!
77. Posted by proof | April 8, 2011 11:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 11:52
78. Posted by utbw42 | April 8, 2011 12:00 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Another WTF moment.
78. Posted by utbw42 | April 8, 2011 12:00 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 12:00
79. Posted by res | April 8, 2011 12:37 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Present!"
79. Posted by res | April 8, 2011 12:37 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 12:37
80. Posted by 99 luft ballons | April 8, 2011 1:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Proof that Islam and Western society should never mix.
80. Posted by 99 luft ballons | April 8, 2011 1:09 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 13:09
81. Posted by Woop | April 8, 2011 1:30 PM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
(Obama to Sharpton): "Two black men in one picture - this will get into the Wizbang Caption Contest for sure!"
81. Posted by Woop | April 8, 2011 1:30 PM |
Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 13:30
82. Posted by 914 | April 8, 2011 1:39 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
(Sharpton to Obama): You'll have to send Woop an invite to tomorrows fleece the taxpayer event. He's racist just like us."
82. Posted by 914 | April 8, 2011 1:39 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 13:39
83. Posted by clear mind | April 8, 2011 1:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, Al isn't that Chavez and Khadaffi out there? Let's wave to them and invite them over.
83. Posted by clear mind | April 8, 2011 1:41 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 13:41
84. Posted by teh Wind | April 8, 2011 2:06 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Barrel, meet bottom.
84. Posted by teh Wind | April 8, 2011 2:06 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 14:06
85. Posted by 914 | April 8, 2011 2:26 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Barock:
"Thank God for You, the pimp beneath My wing's"
85. Posted by 914 | April 8, 2011 2:26 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 14:26
86. Posted by Gmac | April 8, 2011 3:05 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Let me introduce the next distraction to the public for me to hide behind, Al Sharpton, a bigot's bigot!
86. Posted by Gmac | April 8, 2011 3:05 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 8, 2011 15:05
87. Posted by twolaneflash | April 8, 2011 3:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Two on the down-low, and guess who got the blowjob?
87. Posted by twolaneflash | April 8, 2011 3:18 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2011 15:18
88. Posted by twolaneflash | April 8, 2011 3:21 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Spit or swallow, BO?
88. Posted by twolaneflash | April 8, 2011 3:21 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2011 15:21
89. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 8, 2011 3:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Asked about a solution to the budget crisis, Obama raised his hand and responded "Present."
89. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 8, 2011 3:59 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2011 15:59
90. Posted by RadiCalMan | April 8, 2011 4:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Two Saul Alinsky community disorganizing useful idiots!
90. Posted by RadiCalMan | April 8, 2011 4:38 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2011 16:38
91. Posted by Brad | April 8, 2011 4:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Bye-bye, credibility. We hardly knew ye."
91. Posted by Brad | April 8, 2011 4:58 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2011 16:58
92. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 8, 2011 5:30 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
I shall call him MINI ME
92. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 8, 2011 5:30 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2011 17:30
93. Posted by Kevin | April 8, 2011 5:57 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Look! Black people. They weren't born here.
93. Posted by Kevin | April 8, 2011 5:57 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2011 17:57
94. Posted by Iowa Boy | April 8, 2011 7:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al, you can take your hand out of my pocket now!
94. Posted by Iowa Boy | April 8, 2011 7:27 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2011 19:27
95. Posted by GarandFan | April 8, 2011 7:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And this is my NEW Vice-Presidential running mate, meet Juan Sharpdoza. Say "Ola!" Juan!
95. Posted by GarandFan | April 8, 2011 7:36 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2011 19:36
96. Posted by JJ | April 8, 2011 9:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Everyone who knew that Al was only kidding about the Tawana Brawley thing, raise your hand!
96. Posted by JJ | April 8, 2011 9:27 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2011 21:27
97. Posted by Rich Moore | April 8, 2011 9:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
As President of the United States of America, I've decided to have Reverend Al Sharpton replace Reverend Jeremiah Wright to show the American people that I am a Christian!
97. Posted by Rich Moore | April 8, 2011 9:53 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2011 21:53
98. Posted by Roy | April 8, 2011 11:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
98. Posted by Roy | April 8, 2011 11:51 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2011 23:51
99. Posted by Roy | April 8, 2011 11:52 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Anus and Andy
99. Posted by Roy | April 8, 2011 11:52 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2011 23:52
100. Posted by Don Wagner | April 8, 2011 11:55 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
It started out as a wart on my palm
100. Posted by Don Wagner | April 8, 2011 11:55 PM |
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Posted on April 8, 2011 23:55
101. Posted by PapaWhisky | April 9, 2011 1:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just to be post 101....
This is from one of the very first ever rappers back in the early '80's. Forgive me as I was a young teen at the time and rap was brand new. I very quickly grew out of it. This is Curtis Blowfly's "President Blowfly." The "lyrics" stuck with me almost 30 years and seem apropos--I'll skip the first line (which can be heard here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNRNVYrjzY )
"Like I promised when I was runnin'!
There's going to be ham hocks on every table!
Chidlin's in every pot!
Birth control pills in every purse!
And there's going to be orgies every [m f'in] weekend!"
The clip above is worth listening to--if only for the historical perspective....
101. Posted by PapaWhisky | April 9, 2011 1:45 AM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 01:45
102. Posted by PapaWhisky | April 9, 2011 1:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I should add---the above is NSFW. My apologies as I meant to state that originally.
102. Posted by PapaWhisky | April 9, 2011 1:49 AM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 01:49
103. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 9, 2011 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Didn't you say there wasn't anyone dumber than Biden? Well, rumors are circulating that Obama is searching for a new right-hand man and managed to find one dumber.
103. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 9, 2011 7:38 AM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 07:38
104. Posted by Old Sarge | April 9, 2011 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Comedy Team of "Scam" and "Sludge"
104. Posted by Old Sarge | April 9, 2011 9:53 AM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 09:53
105. Posted by clearmind | April 9, 2011 11:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Here's a photo taken at a recent audition for the TV show "The Biggest Loser"
105. Posted by clearmind | April 9, 2011 11:53 AM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 11:53
106. Posted by MPerret | April 9, 2011 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arrogance standing next to incompetence---guess who!
106. Posted by MPerret | April 9, 2011 2:48 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 14:48
107. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 9, 2011 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Twiddle Dee Dee & Twiddle Dee Dumb
107. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 9, 2011 4:20 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 16:20
108. Posted by rodney dill | April 9, 2011 6:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dope and Chains
108. Posted by rodney dill | April 9, 2011 6:09 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 18:09
109. Posted by rodney dill | April 9, 2011 6:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "Sisyphus didn't have it this hard."
109. Posted by rodney dill | April 9, 2011 6:10 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 18:10
110. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Cheshire Cat and the Toadstool from Alice
in Wonderland.
110. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 7:42 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 19:42
111. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 7:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I will transfer the healing power of MY Father to this poor wretch's arthritic shoulder...and 'SHAZAAM!'.......how you hangin' now, dog? Tell 'em!"
111. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 7:55 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 19:55
112. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 7:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We encourage all of you to practice the
official "Obama salute" for all my campaign
speeches in 2012."
112. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 7:58 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 19:58
113. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 8:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'll show you just how fast THIS black man
can get a cab, Homey!"
113. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 8:04 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 20:04
114. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 8:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"UH...Two shave-ice over here, my good man!"
114. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 8:06 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 20:06
115. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 8:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Bye! I want to thank you all for this exquisite Black Jockey statuette and assure
you that 'Chelle and I will place it in a prominent spot on the WH lawn!"
115. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 8:17 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 20:17
116. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 8:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Bartender! A perfect Martini.... and a quart of Old English malt liquor, please!?"
116. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 8:21 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 20:21
117. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 8:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Gimme five, Big Guy in the Sky!"
117. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 8:33 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 20:33
118. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 8:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and this guy has just offered me the foxiest five 'ladies' in his stable for the night! THAT'S why he's getting the Presidential Medal of Honor!"
118. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 8:40 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 20:40
119. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 8:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"As God is my witness....I saw this guy down
6 Moon Pies and 3 Royal Crown Colas BEFORE
the Beluga and the Dom Perignon arrived from
the kitchen!"
119. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 8:48 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 20:48
120. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 8:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Rev. Al and I have just concluded a long discussion on our respective religions. He gave me a Bible and I gave him my Koran."
120. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 9, 2011 8:59 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 20:59
121. Posted by Mick McMIck | April 9, 2011 10:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I have to boost my ties to the Rainbow Coalition since the Unicorn Coalition that got me elected has sort of dried up lately.
121. Posted by Mick McMIck | April 9, 2011 10:39 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 22:39
122. Posted by Mick McMIck | April 9, 2011 10:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oops, sorry Big Al, I thought you were Jeremiah Wright!
122. Posted by Mick McMIck | April 9, 2011 10:40 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 22:40
123. Posted by Mick McMIck | April 9, 2011 10:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aw, what the heck. Might as well bring Bill Ayers and his lovely wife out, too!
123. Posted by Mick McMIck | April 9, 2011 10:42 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 22:42
124. Posted by Mick McMIck | April 9, 2011 10:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You owe me, Al. I've proven those people wrong, who said you would have been the worst President imaginable.
124. Posted by Mick McMIck | April 9, 2011 10:44 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2011 22:44
125. Posted by Porkopolis | April 10, 2011 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With an homage to Dr. Seuss and 'Cat in the Hat':
125. Posted by Porkopolis | April 10, 2011 10:57 AM |
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Posted on April 10, 2011 10:57
126. Posted by WL Dewhurst | April 10, 2011 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And what am I bid for this fine, if portly, Negro?
126. Posted by WL Dewhurst | April 10, 2011 12:59 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2011 12:59
127. Posted by Kevin
| April 11, 2011 2:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
127. Posted by Kevin
| April 11, 2011 2:00 AM |
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Posted on April 11, 2011 02:00