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Not enough brain power to k... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Not enough brain power to keep him upright AND awake.

When I close my eyes, I'm i... (Below threshold)
fustian:

When I close my eyes, I'm invisible.

Please, please, please. Whe... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Please, please, please. When I wake up let this nightmare be over!

We always thought nobody wa... (Below threshold)
fustian:

We always thought nobody was home.

He's having delusions of ad... (Below threshold)
fustian:

He's having delusions of adequacy again.

Let's not forget, this is t... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Let's not forget, this is the man Obama chose to give him credibility on foreign policy.

Ignoramus ignores another i... (Below threshold)
JD:

Ignoramus ignores another ignoramus by dreaming of the breakfast special down at Katie's diner in Wilmington, Delaware (that closed 25 years ago).

If Biden were any stupider,... (Below threshold)
fustian:

If Biden were any stupider, he'd have to be potted.

Asleep at the deal.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Asleep at the deal.

Nothing makes me sleepier t... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Nothing makes me sleepier than articulate and bright and clean!

A legend in his own mind.</... (Below threshold)

A legend in his own mind.

Definition: Fool apnea. n A... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Definition: Fool apnea. n A condition that occurs mostly when Joe Biden is awake.

"zzzz...lower Hillary, lowe... (Below threshold)

"zzzz...lower Hillary, lower....zzzzz"

Zombie diet.... (Below threshold)

Zombie diet.

Someone speed up the telepr... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Someone speed up the teleprompter, Barry's losing them again.

Another case of dummo-lepsy... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Another case of dummo-lepsy.

Biden dream bubble: "What d... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Biden dream bubble: "What did you say Eleanor?"

and to think they sold peop... (Below threshold)
mpw280:

and to think they sold people that I added Gravitas. SUCKERS! mpw

Can't sleep? Nothing like a... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Can't sleep? Nothing like a rousing Obama speech to send you right to dream land!

Present.... (Below threshold)
jim2:

Present.

Wasn't evolution supposed t... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Wasn't evolution supposed to protect us from this?

Joe Biden, finding that bei... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Joe Biden, finding that being Vice President is not challenging, is seen here working at his second job as an air traffic controller.

"Please God, one lightning ... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"Please God, one lightning bolt is all I'm asking for? I promise to be a good President!"

Hey, I said "clean and arti... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Hey, I said "clean and articulate", not "interesting".

....must....keep....straigh... (Below threshold)
Hank:

....must....keep....straight....face......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Joe Biden has a sleep numbe... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Joe Biden has a sleep number of 5. By five minutes into an Obama speech Joe is on Cloud 9.

Biden must have been up all... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Biden must have been up all night working on the budget...

Are you ready for that call... (Below threshold)

Are you ready for that call at 3:00 PM?

"Quick somebody... get a cu... (Below threshold)

"Quick somebody... get a cup of warm water."

darn ......to much static i... (Below threshold)
rbee:

darn ......to much static indoors to continue to listen to" the girl from ipanema",must remember j-o-b-s has only three letters......calgon take me away.....random thoughts from the cabana boy!

Biden discovers that is new... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

Biden discovers that is new government job is a lot like his old government job-- as an air traffic controller.

Biden dreaming, "Oh, I just... (Below threshold)

Biden dreaming, "Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight!"

Mr. Biden. Mr. Biden. WAKE UP!

Biden later said, "Well, so... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

Biden later said, "Well, somebody in this administration has to be up to take those 3 a.m. phone calls."

"Sheriff Joe" on-the-job an... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"Sheriff Joe" on-the-job and on-the-case. Vote Team Obama/Biden in 2012!

Even Joe Biden knows that O... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Even Joe Biden knows that Obama's speech on cutting the deficit is just a pipe dream.

Its a 5 letter word...siest... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Its a 5 letter word...siesta.

After his teleprompter died... (Below threshold)
retired military:

After his teleprompter died Obama put his back up plan in action. He was able to read his speech off of Joe Biden's eyelids by using super contact lenses developed by the CIA.

Obama - helping solve Ameri... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - helping solve Americ's insomnia problem one speech at a time.

Biden dreams about how he c... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden dreams about how he could have been VP under Hillary.

And here we have a picture ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

And here we have a picture of Joe Biden improving his IQ by 10 points.

Joe Biden taps his heels 3 ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Joe Biden taps his heels 3 times and repeats "I want to go home, I want to go home"

Here we have a picture of J... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Here we have a picture of Jim X tapping his heels 3 times and repeating "Give the govt more money and they will spend it wisely"

Woop takes a break from his... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Woop takes a break from his thoughtful postings on Wizbangblog.com

Hillary thought bubble "Ple... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary thought bubble "Please be dead, Please be dead"

Pleasantly sleeping through... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

Pleasantly sleeping through our national nightmare.

"I kan haz knap...?"... (Below threshold)
Zipity:

"I kan haz knap...?"

"15 minutes to Wapner......... (Below threshold)
Zipity:

"15 minutes to Wapner......I'm an excellent driver..."

"I think my hair plugs are ... (Below threshold)
Zipity:

"I think my hair plugs are growing INTO my brain..."

Hmmm....I have to come up w... (Below threshold)
Zipity:

Hmmm....I have to come up with something better than my "We have to keep spending so we don't go bankrupt...."

It's so like Obama to mains... (Below threshold)
fustian:

It's so like Obama to mainstream the less fortunate.

Hire the handicapped...they... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Hire the handicapped...they're fun to watch!

Wake me when you say someth... (Below threshold)
docjim505:

Wake me when you say something original, mm-kay? I mean, I've forgotten more about how to say "tax the rich" and "Republicans want to kill grandma" than you'll ever learn.

Ommmmm. Ommmmmm. Ommmmm.<br... (Below threshold)

Ommmmm. Ommmmmm. Ommmmm.
Ommm about to stroke out if he doesn't say something that's a big f'in deal.

At first the Secret Service... (Below threshold)
fustian:

At first the Secret Service alerted thinking that someone had drugged the audience. Then they recalled it was just another Obama speech.

"If I go back to sleep mayb... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"If I go back to sleep maybe I will wake up from this nightmare"

These things should come wi... (Below threshold)
fustian:

These things should come with a government warning: "Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while listening to an Obama speech."

Et tu Joe?... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Et tu Joe?

"I want to go home, I want ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"I want to go home, I want go home"

"thank heavens they on reme... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"thank heavens they on remember the worst President and not the worst VP"

Weekend at Barry's... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Weekend at Barry's

Biden tries his Jedi Mind t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden tries his Jedi Mind trick on Obama only to discover that Obama doesnt have the prerequisits for this trick to work.

The Funeral Home did such a... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

The Funeral Home did such a great job...he looks so...uh...life like

Here we have VP BIden attem... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Here we have VP BIden attempting to sharpen his ventroquist skills. Someone told him that while yes his mouth is supposed to stay closed opening his eyes is alright.

Out of the 4 people in this... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Out of the 4 people in this picture 3 have their eyes closed. We have a consensus. Obama is boring.

Headline - "5 Secret servic... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Headline - "5 Secret service agents were fired today after not realizing that VP Joe Biden had died from a massive stroke"

Angry Secret service agent ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Angry Secret service agent "How did we know he died? Everyone looks like that at an Obama speech"

VP Biden showing that the l... (Below threshold)
retired military:

VP Biden showing that the leadership of the dem party is at the helm of solving America's problems.

This is why we are $14 tril... (Below threshold)
retired military:

This is why we are $14 trillion in debt.

Asleep at the spiel.... (Below threshold)
smitch:

Asleep at the spiel.

Obama's one guarantee for n... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Obama's one guarantee for not being assassinated or impeached. Three words. President Joe Biden.

Following the FAA's new ATC... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Following the FAA's new ATC sleep requirements the rest of government also begins to nap on the job.

Joe Biden at his most produ... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Joe Biden at his most productive state.

Do robots dream of electric... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Do robots dream of electric sheep?

Sleeping sickness must be c... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Sleeping sickness must be contagious -- just check out the two women in the row behind Joe!

"Hillary Clinton is as qual... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me." --Joe Biden, speaking at a town hall meeting in Nashua, New Hampshire, Sept. 10, 2008

“With all due respect, you'... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

“With all due respect, you've told me nothing, ... It's kind of interesting, this kabuki dance we have in these hearings here, as if the public doesn't have a right to know what you think about fundamental issues facing them.” -- Joe Biden

Sorry, due to his advancing... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Sorry, due to his advancing years, Joe doesn't qualify for any emergency medical assistance according to Obama's Federal Coordinating Council for Comparative Clinical Effectiveness Research.

Joe Biden thanks Obama for ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Joe Biden thanks Obama for his bountiful blessings.

Meditation on how to destro... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Meditation on how to destroy America more effectively.

Don't worry, he'll wake up ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Don't worry, he'll wake up in time to tell Obama "this is a f-in big deal".

Obama was right-- we were b... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

Obama was right-- we were better off giving Grandpa the pill.

Poor Joe's just exhausted -... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Poor Joe's just exhausted -- he stayed up all night waiting for the Barry Bonds' verdict.

People taking Obamesta h... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

People taking Obamesta have sometimes encountered side effects, such as walking in their sleep, talking in their sleep, running for office and destroying the economy in their sleep, and related incidents. Stop taking Obamesta if you find yourself moody, irritable, agreeing to tax increases or ignoring the national debt ..."

(thinking): "Guess I picked... (Below threshold)

(thinking): "Guess I picked the wrong week to give up amphetamines."

The French term for boredom... (Below threshold)
Spike:

The French term for boredom is ennui; the English term for ennui is Biden.

Our Obama, which art in hea... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Our Obama, which art in heaven, shallow is thy game.

I think that Obama's most a... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I think that Obama's most amazing accomplishment is that the phrase "President Joe Biden" has been a lot less scary lately.

See no evil, hear no evil, ... (Below threshold)
Rob:

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil...

Of course we all know that ... (Below threshold)
guido:

Of course we all know that Chris Matthews will use this as an opportunity to spin this as Obama's "I have a dream" speech!

DRUDGEBREAKING: The White H... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: The White House announced that Vice President Joe Biden suffers from a disorder know as Sleep Dipnea. Developing...

DRUDGEBREAKING: The White H... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: The White House announced that Vice President Joe Biden suffers from a disorder known as Sleep Dipnea. Developing...

(corrected)

The reviews are in -- on th... (Below threshold)
Rob:

The reviews are in -- on the Biden scale, this speech is no big f'ing deal.

Joe Biden spotted taking th... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

Joe Biden spotted taking the Air Traffic Controller final exam

Look at him, aren't old peo... (Below threshold)
Rob:

Look at him, aren't old people cute when they dream?

"I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,... (Below threshold)
SideShowJane:

"I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man. I'm strong to the finich. Cause I eats me spinach. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!"

Rip Van Worthless... (Below threshold)
Brad:

Rip Van Worthless

And as The One spoke to the... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

And as The One spoke to the crowd, their eyes glazed over in tribute to his, er, awesomeness! And they slept and were happy!

Having successfully hypnoti... (Below threshold)
Jay:

Having successfully hypnotized several audience members, the Obamamessiah next had them standing in their chairs clucking like chickens.

Holy Crap!! Theres a sleep... (Below threshold)
cathymv:

Holy Crap!! Theres a sleeping air traffic controller!!

Night of the living Dumb</p... (Below threshold)
914:

Night of the living Dumb

MMMMMMMMM that last ... (Below threshold)
Edward A. Schuster:


MMMMMMMMM that last hair plug reall hurt.

What does Joey dream of whe... (Below threshold)
Andy T:

What does Joey dream of when he takes a little Biden snooze?

Does he dream of being President or foolin' everyone with an Obamacare ruse?

Don't worry your little hair-plugged head, we are going to get you back to Bama and your cozy VP bed.

(Apologies to The Hangover)

Steve Jobs' conversation wi... (Below threshold)

Steve Jobs' conversation with a product manager:

Didn't we tell the White House that they couldn't use the pre-production 'EyePads' out in public?...Schedule Biden for surgery again and revoke his early test privileges.
I feel a disturbance in the... (Below threshold)
epador:

I feel a disturbance in the farce.

Anybody wanna bet he's drea... (Below threshold)
Wiglaf:

Anybody wanna bet he's dreaming of Thomas the Train?

In the voice of Homer Simps... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

In the voice of Homer Simpson: Mmmmmmmmm......, beer.......

I'm in a state of confusion... (Below threshold)
sylvan-sylph:

I'm in a state of confusion
I hope things aren't what they seem
If this is really happening
Just let me go back to dream
::with apologies to Travis Tritt::

They told me if I voted for... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

They told me if I voted for McCain, a senile and delusional old man would sleep through important doings.
And they were right!

U.S. flag lapel pin: $2<br ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

U.S. flag lapel pin: $2
Satin Tie: $135
Dress Shirt: $265
Custom-tailored suit: $2,500
Hair Plugs: $7,000
ABC News catching you sleeping while your boss is giving a speech: PRICELESS

"How the hell did this idio... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

"How the hell did this idiot get elected president?"

"... don't call on me... do... (Below threshold)

"... don't call on me... don't call on me.... don't call on me... don't call on me... (whew) it was just another rhetorical question."

Sweet dreams are made of th... (Below threshold)
SicSemperTyrannus:

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something.

Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

Sweet dreams of youE... (Below threshold)
SicSemperTyrannus:

Sweet dreams of you
Every night I go through
Why can't I forget you and start my life anew
Instead of having sweet dreams about you

Sweet dreams of you
Things I know can't come true
Why can't I forget the past, start loving someone new
Instead of having sweet dreams about you

Bose® Obama-canceling earph... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Bose® Obama-canceling earphones at work

Rip VanBiden Winkle slumber... (Below threshold)
Rick Author Profile Page:

Rip VanBiden Winkle slumbers through King GeorgeObama's reign... let's hope when he awakens, GeorgeObama portraits hanging in town halls across the country have been replaced by GeorgeNewRepublican portraits...

Puggs trance bubble:... (Below threshold)
914:

Puggs trance bubble:

"I do believe in spooks, I do believes in spooks

I do I do I doo believe in spooks"

Having been told only that ... (Below threshold)

Having been told only that it was a movie about trains, Vice President Biden has not regained consciousness since attending a special showing of Atlas Shrugged.

Weekend ad Biden's... (Below threshold)

Weekend ad Biden's

Per Hyper this is NOT a per... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Per Hyper this is NOT a person

Obama thought bubble (after... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama thought bubble (after seeing Biden) "Dreams of my father"

If I was the president...do... (Below threshold)
Rich:

If I was the president...doobee doobee doobee

Biden shows us what the ide... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden shows us what the ideal democrat looks like

a. He is not spending money at the moment
b. He is not saying anything at the moment
c. His work output is at its highest level

For a moment, Hillary thoug... (Below threshold)
jbw:

For a moment, Hillary thought she had an open path to the VP slot in 2012.

"Now I sit me down to sleep... (Below threshold)
xiphos:

"Now I sit me down to sleep and pray to B.O. my job to keep (after the next election).

"All right-which one of you... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"All right-which one of you jokers gave Biden the stick of gum?"

Ooommmmm. Center yourself.... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Ooommmmm. Center yourself. Ooommmmm. You are at one with the universe. Ooommmmmm. You are the smartest man alive. Ooommmmmm. Finally got the cameras off Obama. Ooommmmmm. You magnificent bastard! Ooommmmmmm. That will teach him to tell me to keep my mouth shut during the rest of the 2012 campaign.

VP Biden pictured above fou... (Below threshold)
retired military:

VP Biden pictured above found the opera boring. Apparantly he didnt think the tragedy "Obama, the first black president" very exciting.

Golden slumbers fill your e... (Below threshold)
guido:

Golden slumbers fill your eyes,
Debts await you when you rise.
Sleep,Joey Biden,
Do not cry,
Barack will soothe you with another lie.

Hush, little Biden, don't y... (Below threshold)
guido:

Hush, little Biden, don't you fear,
Barack's gonna buy you Medicare.

And if that Medicare ain't paid,
Barack's gonna buy you some Medicaid.

And if that Medicaid runs out of cash,
Barack's gonna buy you something for that rash.

And if that rash begins to itch,
Barack's gonna go and tax the rich.

And when the rich have been all made poor,
Barack's gonna try to tax them more.

But even after he's gotten their last dime,
You'll still be the dumbest VP of all time.

Joe Biden presents his drea... (Below threshold)
guido:

Joe Biden presents his dream of High Speed Rail to a captivated audience.

Doesn't this SOB ever shut ... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Doesn't this SOB ever shut up! I gotta piss!

Ahhhh!....Scent of a Woman.... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Ahhhh!....Scent of a Woman.....I love it!!

Yes...."Jungle Peaches", I ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Yes...."Jungle Peaches", I believe....Nancy
is sitting somewhere near me. Be still, my
heart.

"My Depends are warming up.... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"My Depends are warming up....making... me.. sleepy.....oh Hell!, I messed myself!"

"Our Leader, who art at the... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Our Leader, who art at the Teleprompter,
Hallowed be thy name........"

"I wonder what McKulski wou... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"I wonder what McKulski would do if I embraced
her...kissed her neck...and told her how I
really feel..."

"Great words..superb...you'... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Great words..superb...you're giving me, as
always, a woodie. Don't end NOW...I can't stand
up to clap."

"Let's see...did I leave my... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Let's see...did I leave my PEZ dispenser in
the car...or in Valerie Jarrett's bedroom..?"

"Hah! Little do these damne... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Hah! Little do these damned Republicans know....we NUKE 'em at dawn!"

Cookin' with gas!... (Below threshold)

Cookin' with gas!

And to think they used to s... (Below threshold)

And to think they used to say Patty Murray and I were the dumbest clucks in the senate!

Thank God for small mercies... (Below threshold)

Thank God for small mercies -- and for Depends.

To be fair, even when Joe's... (Below threshold)
PBunyapn:

To be fair, even when Joe's lights are "on", no one's home.

Two Americans actually bene... (Below threshold)
PBunyapn:

Two Americans actually benefitted from Obama's Presidency: Jimmy Carter who is no longer the worst President in modern times, and Dan Quayle who can no longer be though of as the stupidest Vice President in modern times.

PBunyapn: Two Americ... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

PBunyapn:
Two Americans actually benefitted from Obama's Presidency: Jimmy Carter who is no longer the worst President in modern times, and Dan Quayle who can no longer be thought of as the stupidest Vice President in modern times.

(D'oh- fixed it)

"GOD, please forgive us for... (Below threshold)
Maddox:

"GOD, please forgive us for killing America's freedom and prosperity and save us from the angry mobs...and don't let them take MY money."

Proving even more vividly-t... (Below threshold)
MPerret:

Proving even more vividly-the American electorate will vote in a stupid candidate, even if he isn't conscious. Go Liberals Go!!

Visualize Whirled Peas... (Below threshold)

Visualize Whirled Peas

Biden, the "Corpsman" ... (Below threshold)
deez:

Biden, the "Corpsman"

Consciousness: that annoyi... (Below threshold)
Carolyn:

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Now if the Trump-is-not-Per... (Below threshold)

Now if the Trump-is-not-Perot gambit works we have REALLY got Ryan and these wretched Republicans running!

Joey practicing Barry's new... (Below threshold)
Sarah the Impaler:

Joey practicing Barry's new smart diplomacy.


Note the nuance..

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

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