30. Posted by
rbee | April 15, 2011 7:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rbee:
darn ......to much static indoors to continue to listen to" the girl from ipanema",must remember j-o-b-s has only three letters......calgon take me away.....random thoughts from the cabana boy!
30. Posted by
rbee | April 15, 2011 7:57 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
37. Posted by
retired military | April 15, 2011 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:
After his teleprompter died Obama put his back up plan in action. He was able to read his speech off of Joe Biden's eyelids by using super contact lenses developed by the CIA.
37. Posted by
retired military | April 15, 2011 8:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
52. Posted by
docjim505 | April 15, 2011 8:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
docjim505:
Wake me when you say something original, mm-kay? I mean, I've forgotten more about how to say "tax the rich" and "Republicans want to kill grandma" than you'll ever learn.
52. Posted by
docjim505 | April 15, 2011 8:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
63. Posted by
retired military | April 15, 2011 8:44 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:
Here we have VP BIden attempting to sharpen his ventroquist skills. Someone told him that while yes his mouth is supposed to stay closed opening his eyes is alright.
63. Posted by
retired military | April 15, 2011 8:44 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
75. Posted by
Faith+1 | April 15, 2011 9:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:
"Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me." --Joe Biden, speaking at a town hall meeting in Nashua, New Hampshire, Sept. 10, 2008
75. Posted by
Faith+1 | April 15, 2011 9:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
76. Posted by
Faith+1 | April 15, 2011 9:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:
“With all due respect, you've told me nothing, ... It's kind of interesting, this kabuki dance we have in these hearings here, as if the public doesn't have a right to know what you think about fundamental issues facing them.” -- Joe Biden
76. Posted by
Faith+1 | April 15, 2011 9:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
77. Posted by
Maggie Mama | April 15, 2011 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:
Sorry, due to his advancing years, Joe doesn't qualify for any emergency medical assistance according to Obama's Federal Coordinating Council for Comparative Clinical Effectiveness Research.
77. Posted by
Maggie Mama | April 15, 2011 9:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
83. Posted by
DJ Drummond | April 15, 2011 9:32 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:
People taking Obamesta have sometimes encountered side effects, such as walking in their sleep, talking in their sleep, running for office and destroying the economy in their sleep, and related incidents. Stop taking Obamesta if you find yourself moody, irritable, agreeing to tax increases or ignoring the national debt ..."
83. Posted by
DJ Drummond | April 15, 2011 9:32 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Didn't we tell the White House that they couldn't use the pre-production 'EyePads' out in public?...Schedule Biden for surgery again and revoke his early test privileges.
103. Posted by
Porkopolis | April 15, 2011 11:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
107. Posted by
sylvan-sylph | April 15, 2011 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sylvan-sylph:
I'm in a state of confusion
I hope things aren't what they seem
If this is really happening
Just let me go back to dream
::with apologies to Travis Tritt::
107. Posted by
sylvan-sylph | April 15, 2011 11:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
109. Posted by
Dodo David | April 15, 2011 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:
U.S. flag lapel pin: $2
Satin Tie: $135
Dress Shirt: $265
Custom-tailored suit: $2,500
Hair Plugs: $7,000
ABC News catching you sleeping while your boss is giving a speech: PRICELESS
109. Posted by
Dodo David | April 15, 2011 12:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rip VanBiden Winkle slumbers through King GeorgeObama's reign... let's hope when he awakens, GeorgeObama portraits hanging in town halls across the country have been replaced by GeorgeNewRepublican portraits...
115. Posted by
Rick | April 15, 2011 1:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Having been told only that it was a movie about trains, Vice President Biden has not regained consciousness since attending a special showing of Atlas Shrugged.
117. Posted by
Stephen Macklin | April 15, 2011 2:04 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
126. Posted by
GarandFan | April 15, 2011 6:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GarandFan:
Ooommmmm. Center yourself. Ooommmmm. You are at one with the universe. Ooommmmmm. You are the smartest man alive. Ooommmmmm. Finally got the cameras off Obama. Ooommmmmm. You magnificent bastard! Ooommmmmmm. That will teach him to tell me to keep my mouth shut during the rest of the 2012 campaign.
126. Posted by
GarandFan | April 15, 2011 6:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
144. Posted by
PBunyapn | April 16, 2011 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PBunyapn:
Two Americans actually benefitted from Obama's Presidency: Jimmy Carter who is no longer the worst President in modern times, and Dan Quayle who can no longer be though of as the stupidest Vice President in modern times.
144. Posted by
PBunyapn | April 16, 2011 8:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
145. Posted by
P. Bunyan | April 16, 2011 8:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:
PBunyapn:
Two Americans actually benefitted from Obama's Presidency: Jimmy Carter who is no longer the worst President in modern times, and Dan Quayle who can no longer be thought of as the stupidest Vice President in modern times.
(D'oh- fixed it)
145. Posted by
P. Bunyan | April 16, 2011 8:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
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Comments (153)
Not enough brain power to k... (Below threshold)1. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:10 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Not enough brain power to keep him upright AND awake.
1. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:10 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:10
2. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:11 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
When I close my eyes, I'm invisible.
2. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:11 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:11
3. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:11 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Please, please, please. When I wake up let this nightmare be over!
3. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:11 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:11
4. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:12 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
We always thought nobody was home.
4. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:12 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:12
5. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:12 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
He's having delusions of adequacy again.
5. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:12 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:12
6. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:15 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Let's not forget, this is the man Obama chose to give him credibility on foreign policy.
6. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:15 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:15
7. Posted by JD | April 15, 2011 7:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Ignoramus ignores another ignoramus by dreaming of the breakfast special down at Katie's diner in Wilmington, Delaware (that closed 25 years ago).
7. Posted by JD | April 15, 2011 7:17 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:17
8. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:18 AM | Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
If Biden were any stupider, he'd have to be potted.
8. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:18 AM |
Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:18
9. Posted by Spike | April 15, 2011 7:19 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Asleep at the deal.
9. Posted by Spike | April 15, 2011 7:19 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:19
10. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:23 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Nothing makes me sleepier than articulate and bright and clean!
10. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:23 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:23
11. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 7:24 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
A legend in his own mind.
11. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 7:24 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:24
12. Posted by Spike | April 15, 2011 7:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Definition: Fool apnea. n A condition that occurs mostly when Joe Biden is awake.
12. Posted by Spike | April 15, 2011 7:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:24
13. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 7:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"zzzz...lower Hillary, lower....zzzzz"
13. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 7:25 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:25
14. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zombie diet.
14. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 7:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:26
15. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:26 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Someone speed up the teleprompter, Barry's losing them again.
15. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:26 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:26
16. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:27 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Another case of dummo-lepsy.
16. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:27 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:27
17. Posted by Spike | April 15, 2011 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden dream bubble: "What did you say Eleanor?"
17. Posted by Spike | April 15, 2011 7:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:27
18. Posted by mpw280 | April 15, 2011 7:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
and to think they sold people that I added Gravitas. SUCKERS! mpw
18. Posted by mpw280 | April 15, 2011 7:28 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:28
19. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:32 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Can't sleep? Nothing like a rousing Obama speech to send you right to dream land!
19. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:32 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:32
20. Posted by jim2 | April 15, 2011 7:36 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Present.
20. Posted by jim2 | April 15, 2011 7:36 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:36
21. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:37 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Wasn't evolution supposed to protect us from this?
21. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:37 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:37
22. Posted by iwogisdead | April 15, 2011 7:40 AM | Score: 24 (24 votes cast)
Joe Biden, finding that being Vice President is not challenging, is seen here working at his second job as an air traffic controller.
22. Posted by iwogisdead | April 15, 2011 7:40 AM |
Score: 24 (24 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:40
23. Posted by Rick13 | April 15, 2011 7:40 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Please God, one lightning bolt is all I'm asking for? I promise to be a good President!"
23. Posted by Rick13 | April 15, 2011 7:40 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:40
24. Posted by Spike | April 15, 2011 7:46 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Hey, I said "clean and articulate", not "interesting".
24. Posted by Spike | April 15, 2011 7:46 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:46
25. Posted by Hank | April 15, 2011 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
....must....keep....straight....face......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
25. Posted by Hank | April 15, 2011 7:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:46
26. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 15, 2011 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe Biden has a sleep number of 5. By five minutes into an Obama speech Joe is on Cloud 9.
26. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 15, 2011 7:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:47
27. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:48 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Biden must have been up all night working on the budget...
27. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 7:48 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:48
28. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 7:54 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Are you ready for that call at 3:00 PM?
28. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 7:54 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:54
29. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 7:56 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Quick somebody... get a cup of warm water."
29. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 7:56 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:56
30. Posted by rbee | April 15, 2011 7:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
darn ......to much static indoors to continue to listen to" the girl from ipanema",must remember j-o-b-s has only three letters......calgon take me away.....random thoughts from the cabana boy!
30. Posted by rbee | April 15, 2011 7:57 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:57
31. Posted by PBunyan | April 15, 2011 7:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Biden discovers that is new government job is a lot like his old government job-- as an air traffic controller.
31. Posted by PBunyan | April 15, 2011 7:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:58
32. Posted by RDOwens | April 15, 2011 7:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Biden dreaming, "Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight!"
Mr. Biden. Mr. Biden. WAKE UP!
32. Posted by RDOwens | April 15, 2011 7:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 07:59
33. Posted by PBunyan | April 15, 2011 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden later said, "Well, somebody in this administration has to be up to take those 3 a.m. phone calls."
33. Posted by PBunyan | April 15, 2011 8:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:07
34. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 15, 2011 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sheriff Joe" on-the-job and on-the-case. Vote Team Obama/Biden in 2012!
34. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 15, 2011 8:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:08
35. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even Joe Biden knows that Obama's speech on cutting the deficit is just a pipe dream.
35. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:14
36. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | April 15, 2011 8:15 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Its a 5 letter word...siesta.
36. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | April 15, 2011 8:15 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:15
37. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After his teleprompter died Obama put his back up plan in action. He was able to read his speech off of Joe Biden's eyelids by using super contact lenses developed by the CIA.
37. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:18
38. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:19 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama - helping solve Americ's insomnia problem one speech at a time.
38. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:19 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:19
39. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden dreams about how he could have been VP under Hillary.
39. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:19
40. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:20 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
And here we have a picture of Joe Biden improving his IQ by 10 points.
40. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:20 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:20
41. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe Biden taps his heels 3 times and repeats "I want to go home, I want to go home"
41. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:21
42. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:21 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Here we have a picture of Jim X tapping his heels 3 times and repeating "Give the govt more money and they will spend it wisely"
42. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:21 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:21
43. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:22 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Woop takes a break from his thoughtful postings on Wizbangblog.com
43. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:22 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:22
44. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hillary thought bubble "Please be dead, Please be dead"
44. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:22 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:22
45. Posted by Mark L | April 15, 2011 8:24 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pleasantly sleeping through our national nightmare.
45. Posted by Mark L | April 15, 2011 8:24 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:24
46. Posted by Zipity | April 15, 2011 8:24 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I kan haz knap...?"
46. Posted by Zipity | April 15, 2011 8:24 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:24
47. Posted by Zipity | April 15, 2011 8:26 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"15 minutes to Wapner......I'm an excellent driver..."
47. Posted by Zipity | April 15, 2011 8:26 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:26
48. Posted by Zipity | April 15, 2011 8:27 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"I think my hair plugs are growing INTO my brain..."
48. Posted by Zipity | April 15, 2011 8:27 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:27
49. Posted by Zipity | April 15, 2011 8:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hmmm....I have to come up with something better than my "We have to keep spending so we don't go bankrupt...."
49. Posted by Zipity | April 15, 2011 8:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:28
50. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 8:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It's so like Obama to mainstream the less fortunate.
50. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 8:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:36
51. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 8:36 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Hire the handicapped...they're fun to watch!
51. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 8:36 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:36
52. Posted by docjim505 | April 15, 2011 8:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wake me when you say something original, mm-kay? I mean, I've forgotten more about how to say "tax the rich" and "Republicans want to kill grandma" than you'll ever learn.
52. Posted by docjim505 | April 15, 2011 8:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:36
53. Posted by BlogDog | April 15, 2011 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ommmmm. Ommmmmm. Ommmmm.
Ommm about to stroke out if he doesn't say something that's a big f'in deal.
53. Posted by BlogDog | April 15, 2011 8:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:38
54. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
At first the Secret Service alerted thinking that someone had drugged the audience. Then they recalled it was just another Obama speech.
54. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 8:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:38
55. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If I go back to sleep maybe I will wake up from this nightmare"
55. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:39
56. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 8:40 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
These things should come with a government warning: "Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while listening to an Obama speech."
56. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 8:40 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:40
57. Posted by Jeff | April 15, 2011 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Et tu Joe?
57. Posted by Jeff | April 15, 2011 8:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:41
58. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I want to go home, I want go home"
58. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:41
59. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:42 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
"thank heavens they on remember the worst President and not the worst VP"
59. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:42 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:42
60. Posted by Jeff | April 15, 2011 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weekend at Barry's
60. Posted by Jeff | April 15, 2011 8:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:42
61. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:43 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Biden tries his Jedi Mind trick on Obama only to discover that Obama doesnt have the prerequisits for this trick to work.
61. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:43 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:43
62. Posted by Jeff | April 15, 2011 8:44 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Funeral Home did such a great job...he looks so...uh...life like
62. Posted by Jeff | April 15, 2011 8:44 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:44
63. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:44 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Here we have VP BIden attempting to sharpen his ventroquist skills. Someone told him that while yes his mouth is supposed to stay closed opening his eyes is alright.
63. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:44 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:44
64. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:45 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Out of the 4 people in this picture 3 have their eyes closed. We have a consensus. Obama is boring.
64. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:45 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:45
65. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:49 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Headline - "5 Secret service agents were fired today after not realizing that VP Joe Biden had died from a massive stroke"
65. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:49 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:49
66. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:50 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Angry Secret service agent "How did we know he died? Everyone looks like that at an Obama speech"
66. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:50 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:50
67. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VP Biden showing that the leadership of the dem party is at the helm of solving America's problems.
67. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:51
68. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This is why we are $14 trillion in debt.
68. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 8:51 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:51
69. Posted by smitch | April 15, 2011 8:53 AM | Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Asleep at the spiel.
69. Posted by smitch | April 15, 2011 8:53 AM |
Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:53
70. Posted by Faith+1 | April 15, 2011 8:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama's one guarantee for not being assassinated or impeached. Three words. President Joe Biden.
70. Posted by Faith+1 | April 15, 2011 8:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:56
71. Posted by Faith+1 | April 15, 2011 8:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Following the FAA's new ATC sleep requirements the rest of government also begins to nap on the job.
71. Posted by Faith+1 | April 15, 2011 8:57 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:57
72. Posted by Faith+1 | April 15, 2011 8:58 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Joe Biden at his most productive state.
72. Posted by Faith+1 | April 15, 2011 8:58 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:58
73. Posted by Faith+1 | April 15, 2011 8:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Do robots dream of electric sheep?
73. Posted by Faith+1 | April 15, 2011 8:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 08:59
74. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 15, 2011 9:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Sleeping sickness must be contagious -- just check out the two women in the row behind Joe!
74. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 15, 2011 9:00 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 09:00
75. Posted by Faith+1 | April 15, 2011 9:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me." --Joe Biden, speaking at a town hall meeting in Nashua, New Hampshire, Sept. 10, 2008
75. Posted by Faith+1 | April 15, 2011 9:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 09:02
76. Posted by Faith+1 | April 15, 2011 9:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
“With all due respect, you've told me nothing, ... It's kind of interesting, this kabuki dance we have in these hearings here, as if the public doesn't have a right to know what you think about fundamental issues facing them.” -- Joe Biden
76. Posted by Faith+1 | April 15, 2011 9:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 09:05
77. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 15, 2011 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry, due to his advancing years, Joe doesn't qualify for any emergency medical assistance according to Obama's Federal Coordinating Council for Comparative Clinical Effectiveness Research.
77. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 15, 2011 9:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 09:14
78. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 15, 2011 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe Biden thanks Obama for his bountiful blessings.
78. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 15, 2011 9:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 09:14
79. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 15, 2011 9:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Meditation on how to destroy America more effectively.
79. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 15, 2011 9:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 09:15
80. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 15, 2011 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't worry, he'll wake up in time to tell Obama "this is a f-in big deal".
80. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 15, 2011 9:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 09:18
81. Posted by PBunyan | April 15, 2011 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama was right-- we were better off giving Grandpa the pill.
81. Posted by PBunyan | April 15, 2011 9:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 09:22
82. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 15, 2011 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Poor Joe's just exhausted -- he stayed up all night waiting for the Barry Bonds' verdict.
82. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 15, 2011 9:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 09:31
83. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 15, 2011 9:32 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
People taking Obamesta have sometimes encountered side effects, such as walking in their sleep, talking in their sleep, running for office and destroying the economy in their sleep, and related incidents. Stop taking Obamesta if you find yourself moody, irritable, agreeing to tax increases or ignoring the national debt ..."
83. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 15, 2011 9:32 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 09:32
84. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(thinking): "Guess I picked the wrong week to give up amphetamines."
84. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 9:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 09:40
85. Posted by Spike | April 15, 2011 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The French term for boredom is ennui; the English term for ennui is Biden.
85. Posted by Spike | April 15, 2011 9:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 09:48
86. Posted by Spike | April 15, 2011 9:50 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Our Obama, which art in heaven, shallow is thy game.
86. Posted by Spike | April 15, 2011 9:50 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 09:50
87. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 10:01 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
I think that Obama's most amazing accomplishment is that the phrase "President Joe Biden" has been a lot less scary lately.
87. Posted by fustian | April 15, 2011 10:01 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 10:01
88. Posted by Rob | April 15, 2011 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil...
88. Posted by Rob | April 15, 2011 10:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 10:01
89. Posted by guido | April 15, 2011 10:12 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Of course we all know that Chris Matthews will use this as an opportunity to spin this as Obama's "I have a dream" speech!
89. Posted by guido | April 15, 2011 10:12 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 10:12
90. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: The White House announced that Vice President Joe Biden suffers from a disorder know as Sleep Dipnea. Developing...
90. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 10:12 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 10:12
91. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 10:13 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: The White House announced that Vice President Joe Biden suffers from a disorder known as Sleep Dipnea. Developing...
(corrected)
91. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 10:13 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 10:13
92. Posted by Rob | April 15, 2011 10:15 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The reviews are in -- on the Biden scale, this speech is no big f'ing deal.
92. Posted by Rob | April 15, 2011 10:15 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 10:15
93. Posted by clearmind | April 15, 2011 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe Biden spotted taking the Air Traffic Controller final exam
93. Posted by clearmind | April 15, 2011 10:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 10:16
94. Posted by Rob | April 15, 2011 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look at him, aren't old people cute when they dream?
94. Posted by Rob | April 15, 2011 10:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 10:16
95. Posted by SideShowJane | April 15, 2011 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man. I'm strong to the finich. Cause I eats me spinach. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!"
95. Posted by SideShowJane | April 15, 2011 10:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 10:24
96. Posted by Brad | April 15, 2011 10:25 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Rip Van Worthless
96. Posted by Brad | April 15, 2011 10:25 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 10:25
97. Posted by GarandFan | April 15, 2011 10:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
And as The One spoke to the crowd, their eyes glazed over in tribute to his, er, awesomeness! And they slept and were happy!
97. Posted by GarandFan | April 15, 2011 10:29 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 10:29
98. Posted by Jay | April 15, 2011 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Having successfully hypnotized several audience members, the Obamamessiah next had them standing in their chairs clucking like chickens.
98. Posted by Jay | April 15, 2011 10:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 10:41
99. Posted by cathymv | April 15, 2011 10:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Holy Crap!! Theres a sleeping air traffic controller!!
99. Posted by cathymv | April 15, 2011 10:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 10:43
100. Posted by 914 | April 15, 2011 10:50 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Night of the living Dumb
100. Posted by 914 | April 15, 2011 10:50 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 10:50
101. Posted by Edward A. Schuster | April 15, 2011 10:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
MMMMMMMMM that last hair plug reall hurt.
101. Posted by Edward A. Schuster | April 15, 2011 10:51 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 10:51
102. Posted by Andy T | April 15, 2011 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What does Joey dream of when he takes a little Biden snooze?
Does he dream of being President or foolin' everyone with an Obamacare ruse?
Don't worry your little hair-plugged head, we are going to get you back to Bama and your cozy VP bed.
(Apologies to The Hangover)
102. Posted by Andy T | April 15, 2011 10:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 10:58
103. Posted by Porkopolis | April 15, 2011 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Jobs' conversation with a product manager:
103. Posted by Porkopolis | April 15, 2011 11:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 11:18
104. Posted by epador | April 15, 2011 11:33 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
I feel a disturbance in the farce.
104. Posted by epador | April 15, 2011 11:33 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 11:33
105. Posted by Wiglaf | April 15, 2011 11:40 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Anybody wanna bet he's dreaming of Thomas the Train?
105. Posted by Wiglaf | April 15, 2011 11:40 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 11:40
106. Posted by BluesHarper | April 15, 2011 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the voice of Homer Simpson: Mmmmmmmmm......, beer.......
106. Posted by BluesHarper | April 15, 2011 11:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 11:42
107. Posted by sylvan-sylph | April 15, 2011 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm in a state of confusion
I hope things aren't what they seem
If this is really happening
Just let me go back to dream
::with apologies to Travis Tritt::
107. Posted by sylvan-sylph | April 15, 2011 11:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 11:54
108. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 15, 2011 12:05 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
They told me if I voted for McCain, a senile and delusional old man would sleep through important doings.
And they were right!
108. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 15, 2011 12:05 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 12:05
109. Posted by Dodo David | April 15, 2011 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
U.S. flag lapel pin: $2
Satin Tie: $135
Dress Shirt: $265
Custom-tailored suit: $2,500
Hair Plugs: $7,000
ABC News catching you sleeping while your boss is giving a speech: PRICELESS
109. Posted by Dodo David | April 15, 2011 12:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 12:06
110. Posted by GarandFan | April 15, 2011 12:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"How the hell did this idiot get elected president?"
110. Posted by GarandFan | April 15, 2011 12:22 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 12:22
111. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 12:23 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"... don't call on me... don't call on me.... don't call on me... don't call on me... (whew) it was just another rhetorical question."
111. Posted by rodney dill | April 15, 2011 12:23 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 12:23
112. Posted by SicSemperTyrannus | April 15, 2011 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something.
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused
112. Posted by SicSemperTyrannus | April 15, 2011 12:54 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 12:54
113. Posted by SicSemperTyrannus | April 15, 2011 12:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sweet dreams of you
Every night I go through
Why can't I forget you and start my life anew
Instead of having sweet dreams about you
Sweet dreams of you
Things I know can't come true
Why can't I forget the past, start loving someone new
Instead of having sweet dreams about you
113. Posted by SicSemperTyrannus | April 15, 2011 12:56 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 12:56
114. Posted by tomg51 | April 15, 2011 1:05 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Bose® Obama-canceling earphones at work
114. Posted by tomg51 | April 15, 2011 1:05 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 13:05
115. Posted by Rick
| April 15, 2011 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rip VanBiden Winkle slumbers through King GeorgeObama's reign... let's hope when he awakens, GeorgeObama portraits hanging in town halls across the country have been replaced by GeorgeNewRepublican portraits...
115. Posted by Rick
| April 15, 2011 1:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 13:27
116. Posted by 914 | April 15, 2011 1:47 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Puggs trance bubble:
"I do believe in spooks, I do believes in spooks
I do I do I doo believe in spooks"
116. Posted by 914 | April 15, 2011 1:47 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 13:47
117. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 15, 2011 2:04 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Having been told only that it was a movie about trains, Vice President Biden has not regained consciousness since attending a special showing of Atlas Shrugged.
117. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 15, 2011 2:04 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 14:04
118. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 15, 2011 2:04 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Weekend ad Biden's
118. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 15, 2011 2:04 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 14:04
119. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 2:06 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Per Hyper this is NOT a person
119. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 2:06 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 14:06
120. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble (after seeing Biden) "Dreams of my father"
120. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 2:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 14:15
121. Posted by Rich | April 15, 2011 2:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I was the president...doobee doobee doobee
121. Posted by Rich | April 15, 2011 2:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 14:17
122. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 2:28 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Biden shows us what the ideal democrat looks like
a. He is not spending money at the moment
b. He is not saying anything at the moment
c. His work output is at its highest level
122. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 2:28 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 14:28
123. Posted by jbw | April 15, 2011 5:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
For a moment, Hillary thought she had an open path to the VP slot in 2012.
123. Posted by jbw | April 15, 2011 5:03 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 17:03
124. Posted by xiphos | April 15, 2011 5:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Now I sit me down to sleep and pray to B.O. my job to keep (after the next election).
124. Posted by xiphos | April 15, 2011 5:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 17:15
125. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 15, 2011 5:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"All right-which one of you jokers gave Biden the stick of gum?"
125. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 15, 2011 5:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 17:27
126. Posted by GarandFan | April 15, 2011 6:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ooommmmm. Center yourself. Ooommmmm. You are at one with the universe. Ooommmmmm. You are the smartest man alive. Ooommmmmm. Finally got the cameras off Obama. Ooommmmmm. You magnificent bastard! Ooommmmmmm. That will teach him to tell me to keep my mouth shut during the rest of the 2012 campaign.
126. Posted by GarandFan | April 15, 2011 6:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 18:43
127. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 7:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VP Biden pictured above found the opera boring. Apparantly he didnt think the tragedy "Obama, the first black president" very exciting.
127. Posted by retired military | April 15, 2011 7:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 19:44
128. Posted by guido | April 15, 2011 8:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Golden slumbers fill your eyes,
Debts await you when you rise.
Sleep,Joey Biden,
Do not cry,
Barack will soothe you with another lie.
128. Posted by guido | April 15, 2011 8:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 20:40
129. Posted by guido | April 15, 2011 9:02 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Hush, little Biden, don't you fear,
Barack's gonna buy you Medicare.
And if that Medicare ain't paid,
Barack's gonna buy you some Medicaid.
And if that Medicaid runs out of cash,
Barack's gonna buy you something for that rash.
And if that rash begins to itch,
Barack's gonna go and tax the rich.
And when the rich have been all made poor,
Barack's gonna try to tax them more.
But even after he's gotten their last dime,
You'll still be the dumbest VP of all time.
129. Posted by guido | April 15, 2011 9:02 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 21:02
130. Posted by guido | April 15, 2011 9:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe Biden presents his dream of High Speed Rail to a captivated audience.
130. Posted by guido | April 15, 2011 9:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 15, 2011 21:10
131. Posted by GarandFan | April 16, 2011 12:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doesn't this SOB ever shut up! I gotta piss!
131. Posted by GarandFan | April 16, 2011 12:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 00:11
132. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2011 2:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ahhhh!....Scent of a Woman.....I love it!!
132. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2011 2:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 02:52
133. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2011 2:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes...."Jungle Peaches", I believe....Nancy
is sitting somewhere near me. Be still, my
heart.
133. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2011 2:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 02:54
134. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2011 3:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My Depends are warming up....making... me.. sleepy.....oh Hell!, I messed myself!"
134. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2011 3:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 03:00
135. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2011 3:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Our Leader, who art at the Teleprompter,
Hallowed be thy name........"
135. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2011 3:03 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 03:03
136. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2011 3:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I wonder what McKulski would do if I embraced
her...kissed her neck...and told her how I
really feel..."
136. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2011 3:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 03:07
137. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2011 3:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Great words..superb...you're giving me, as
always, a woodie. Don't end NOW...I can't stand
up to clap."
137. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2011 3:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 03:14
138. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2011 3:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let's see...did I leave my PEZ dispenser in
the car...or in Valerie Jarrett's bedroom..?"
138. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2011 3:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 03:23
139. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2011 3:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hah! Little do these damned Republicans know....we NUKE 'em at dawn!"
139. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 16, 2011 3:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 03:28
140. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | April 16, 2011 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cookin' with gas!
140. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | April 16, 2011 7:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 07:29
141. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | April 16, 2011 7:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
And to think they used to say Patty Murray and I were the dumbest clucks in the senate!
141. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | April 16, 2011 7:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 07:30
142. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | April 16, 2011 7:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Thank God for small mercies -- and for Depends.
142. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | April 16, 2011 7:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 07:35
143. Posted by PBunyapn | April 16, 2011 8:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
To be fair, even when Joe's lights are "on", no one's home.
143. Posted by PBunyapn | April 16, 2011 8:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 08:06
144. Posted by PBunyapn | April 16, 2011 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Two Americans actually benefitted from Obama's Presidency: Jimmy Carter who is no longer the worst President in modern times, and Dan Quayle who can no longer be though of as the stupidest Vice President in modern times.
144. Posted by PBunyapn | April 16, 2011 8:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 08:12
145. Posted by P. Bunyan | April 16, 2011 8:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
PBunyapn:
Two Americans actually benefitted from Obama's Presidency: Jimmy Carter who is no longer the worst President in modern times, and Dan Quayle who can no longer be thought of as the stupidest Vice President in modern times.
(D'oh- fixed it)
145. Posted by P. Bunyan | April 16, 2011 8:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 08:13
146. Posted by Maddox | April 16, 2011 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"GOD, please forgive us for killing America's freedom and prosperity and save us from the angry mobs...and don't let them take MY money."
146. Posted by Maddox | April 16, 2011 9:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 09:41
147. Posted by MPerret | April 16, 2011 2:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Proving even more vividly-the American electorate will vote in a stupid candidate, even if he isn't conscious. Go Liberals Go!!
147. Posted by MPerret | April 16, 2011 2:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 14:28
148. Posted by rodney dill | April 16, 2011 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Visualize Whirled Peas
148. Posted by rodney dill | April 16, 2011 2:46 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 14:46
149. Posted by deez | April 16, 2011 9:24 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Biden, the "Corpsman"
149. Posted by deez | April 16, 2011 9:24 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 21:24
150. Posted by Carolyn | April 16, 2011 11:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
150. Posted by Carolyn | April 16, 2011 11:38 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 16, 2011 23:38
151. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | April 17, 2011 12:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now if the Trump-is-not-Perot gambit works we have REALLY got Ryan and these wretched Republicans running!
151. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | April 17, 2011 12:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 17, 2011 00:05
152. Posted by Sarah the Impaler | April 17, 2011 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joey practicing Barry's new smart diplomacy.
Note the nuance..
152. Posted by Sarah the Impaler | April 17, 2011 1:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 17, 2011 13:00
153. Posted by Kevin
| April 18, 2011 1:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
153. Posted by Kevin
| April 18, 2011 1:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 18, 2011 01:23