Jessica, 16, told KIRO Radio's Dori Monson Show that a week before spring break, the students commit to a week-long community service project. She decided to volunteer in a third grade class at a public school, which she would like to remain nameless.
"At the end of the week I had an idea to fill little plastic eggs with treats and jelly beans and other candy, but I was kind of unsure how the teacher would feel about that," Jessica said.
She was concerned how the teacher might react to the eggs after of a meeting earlier in the week where she learned about "their abstract behavior rules."
"I went to the teacher to get her approval and she wanted to ask the administration to see if it was okay," Jessica explained. "She said that I could do it as long as I called this treat 'spring spheres.' I couldn't call them Easter eggs."
Stupidity with a capital 'S'. The image by the way is a swirly spring sphere. Just sayin'.
H/T to Mark Shea who remarks:
What interests me about the incident is the curious paradox of who is getting upset about it and who isn't. In the comboxes after the article, you get a lot of the usual suspects turning up with their faux scholarly analyses of the "origin of Easter" (it's pagan, as they all agree with each other), and so Christians are, per the Blue State Groupthink Manual, dumb, while people who insist on Spring Spheres are, y'know, really smart (according to themselves). That's to be expected from our theologically illiterate clevers out here in the Land at the End of History. Pseudoknowledge abounds and no Seattle Sophisticate would ever be expected to look beyond the level of Internet Gossip to discover the actual origin of Easter, nor still less to realize that "Easter" is a linguistic accident for English speakers, while much of the rest of the world calls it by a name that derives, not from "Eostre" but from Passover. The whole "Easter is pagan" thing doesn't work so well when you realize it is rooted, not in bunnies and eggs, but in the feast Jesus celebrated on the night he was betrayed.
Mark goes on to see a silver lining in the silliness... so go read his entire piece.