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Busted... And Utterly Unashamed

Last week, I pointed out how President Obama has mastered the art of attacking his adversaries in ways and in venues where they are constrained from hitting back. I called it many things, but "cheap-shotting" seems to sum it up.

Well, reliable dolt "Woop" just had to chime in:

Republicans playing the victim card.

It didn't work for Palin.

It won't work for Ryan.

Grow a pair.


Well, at that point, I figured "if he thinks that's fair, let's give it a whirl." And from then on, I've been liberally editing Woop's comments to have some fun with the moron. I've rewritten, censored, and wholesale trashed several of his comments, including one rather entertaining stretch where I compared his fixation with the Tea Party with Captain Queeg's (of the Caine Mutiny) fixation on some missing strawberries.


Anyway, Woop has finally whined about it and played the victim card. Oh, noes! Jay Tea is editing my comments! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!


Poor Woop. He's being hoist on his own petard, he's having to lie in the bed he made, and he doesn't like it one bit.


Sorry, Woop. You made it clear that if one has the power to give out bitch-slaps with impunity, then they are free to do so -- and the recipient has no business "whining."


So I'm slapping you around. Quit your whining. I'll stop.


As soon as it gets boring.


Just don't cry about it, because that will make it even more fun.


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Comments (42)

Priceless Jay, thanks for m... (Below threshold)
Chip:

Priceless Jay, thanks for my Wednesday morning funny!

I had no idea that I had go... (Below threshold)
Woop:

I had no idea that I had gotten under your skin this thorougly, Jay. It must have been my comments pointing out that you were playing the victim card for Paul Ryan.

Have you noticed the increase in libs and dems posting comments? And the increase in the number of conservatives crying for banning?

Hint: When you have to declare yourself the winner -- you're losing. And when you have to resort to editing comments that make you look bad -- you've lost.

Thanks for jumping the shark for us, Jay. See you on the next thread.

And the one after that.

And the one after that.

lol!

This is a blog, not a war. ... (Below threshold)
Chico:

This is a blog, not a war. It's meaningless entertainment. Have no illusions we are influencing the discourse in any meaningful way.

Whoever you are, blogger, commenter, if you get that pissed off about something some random anonymous person writes in comments, the problem is with you.

It's bad form to edit comments, in my opinion, but if it makes the powerless and angry feel better and maybe prevents some other outbreak of hostility like going to the shopping mall with an AK, I can live with it.

Slap him again. It doesn't... (Below threshold)
Oldflyer:

Slap him again. It doesn't look like he got the message.

Well, my guess is, he isn't capable of learning. Why don't you just send him to bed without his dessert?

Oh, Chico, no argument abou... (Below threshold)

Oh, Chico, no argument about it being bad form. That's why I almost never do it.

But when the chance to give Woop an applied lesson in his own beliefs arose, I couldn't resist. And while I knew it would be wasted on him, I thought others might find it entertaing. God knows I did.

Woop, you're right about there being an increase in leftists commenting here. But it's definitely a case of quantity over quality, because Teh Stoopid is strong in you and your compatriots.

You're also right, Woop, when you say that "when you have to declare yourself the winner -- you're losing." That's why I laughed so hard when you said "I never lose a debate with this crowd. It's shameful sometimes -- like shooting fish in a barrel."

As I recall, my response was "True. But you never win one, either. Because you don't debate."

Still waiting for you to actually take on an issue, and not try one of your several very boring gambits to change the subject...

J.

woop, of course, misses the... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

woop, of course, misses the point. As usual.

Chico follows up as well.

Man, am I glad I wasn't dri... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Man, am I glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.

Bad form or not, that's funny right there, yes it is.

Heh Woopster,Ban y... (Below threshold)
acr:

Heh Woopster,

Ban you? Never. Heaven forbid! What would we do without our Woopsie baby?

The most disturbing part is... (Below threshold)
Sky Captain:

The most disturbing part is that I could not tell the difference between Woop's normal posts and the ones Jay Tea edited.

Don't worry: we're under no... (Below threshold)
Jeff Medcalf:

Don't worry: we're under no illusion that you are influencing the discourse in any meaningful way.

Woop is too busy debating w... (Below threshold)
914:

Woop is too busy debating with chico as to who gets to post next to offer debate here.


Right Woopiechick.

Two socks from the same dra... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

Two socks from the same drawer, chico and whoop

JT, as a conservative I did... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

JT, as a conservative I didn't think anything of woop saying we were whining when all of the liberals in this country are professional victims and take no responsibility. When you view them through that prism, you know they don't have a clue.

Did enjoy the prodding though. When it comes to woop, I would prefer you handing over his comments to Olaf. ww

Too funny Jay!Made... (Below threshold)
Baggi:

Too funny Jay!

Made even funnier after reading the comments and realizing they don't get it.

Thanks for the entertainment!

JT,We still need a... (Below threshold)
Rodney Graves:

JT,

We still need a higher quality of troll around here. The current crop are pathetic.

@Woop - "Hint: When you hav... (Below threshold)
Madalyn:

@Woop - "Hint: When you have to declare yourself the winner -- you're losing."
To quote Obama - "I Won"..
kinda brings tears to your eyes, don't it?
Hypocrisy stings BAD!!!


Personally, I'd lo... (Below threshold)
irongrampa:


Personally, I'd love to see you stomp a mudhole in their collective asses, then walk it dry.

Failing that, a state of perpetual apoplexy would suffice, I guess.

Jay Tea: master of the fals... (Below threshold)
419:

Jay Tea: master of the false equivalency.

"We still need a higher qua... (Below threshold)
419:

"We still need a higher quality of troll around here. The current crop are pathetic."

First, get some quality writers.

lol...... (Below threshold)
Woop:

lol...

First, get some quality wri... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

First, get some quality writers.

19. Posted by 419

Someone got a gun to your head, forcing you to come here?

Or do you just come in order to display your stupidity?

I come here so you can ente... (Below threshold)
419:

I come here so you can entertain me, Garandfan.

Someone got a gun to your head forcing you to read everything woop has to say?

GarandFan is my pet troll. ... (Below threshold)
Woop:

GarandFan is my pet troll. He follows me everywhere. He loves me almost as much as Jay does.

"We still need a higher qua... (Below threshold)
exposer of fools:

"We still need a higher quality of troll around here. The current crop are pathetic."

First, get some quality TROLLS.

19. Posted by 419 | April 20, 2011 12:38 PM | Score: +13 (9 votes cast)

lol...

20. Posted by Poop | April 20, 2011 1:05 PM | Score: -419 (3 votes cast)"


Oh look - he changed Woop t... (Below threshold)
Woop:

Oh look - he changed Woop to Poop.

Wow - what an ass-whooping I'm getting from the conservative morons.

Jay TeaYou were ed... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Jay Tea

You were editing Woops comments???

I mean it is hard to tell which is which between your edited sarcasm and his regular comments.

Woop

I have only 3 words for you.

OLAF
OLAF
OLAF


I think he is in your future.

And may he bounce off you h... (Below threshold)
retired military:

And may he bounce off you hit knock some sense into chico on the rebound.

Good for you, Jay. We're n... (Below threshold)

Good for you, Jay. We're not the William Buckley conservative party any more, sipping our wine in salons and writing meek little editorials that attempt to educate the thuggish left.

We're using their own weapons against them. We're arming ourselves with video cameras to record their violent behavior. We're doing undercover work to expose the filth and disease of Planned Parenthood and Acorn. We're avoiding poisonous Hollywood movies and watching them tank at the box office, one after another. We're marching in the streets, we're using humor and satire, we're coming for the lefties and we're not going home until they are defeated.

I'm happy to see it happen! Keep up the good work, Jay.

"When you have to declare y... (Below threshold)

"When you have to declare yourself the winner -- you're losing."

-Wisconsin Democratic Judge Candidate.

And I come for the Photo Caption Contests, but stay for the frivolity!

Olaf's Keyboard strikes aga... (Below threshold)
epador:

Olaf's Keyboard strikes again.

This is regrettable. Jay, ... (Below threshold)
Jim Addison:

This is regrettable. Jay, you shouldn't be picking on woop, a person of obviously low intelligence.

Pity him instead.

Jay Seriously. Wo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Jay

Seriously. Woop takes up that much of your time. Isnt it about time to introduce him to Olaf.

No need to ban woop, just s... (Below threshold)
Chip:

No need to ban woop, just stop feeding the troll and he'll scrounge for scraps elsewhere.

Here I thought that trolls ... (Below threshold)
Stan:

Here I thought that trolls turned to stone when exposed to the sunlight. I guess our resident trolls are impervious to the ultra-violet rays that cook the average troll.

ChipThat is said a... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Chip

That is said all the time but I have yet to see one "just go away on their own"

It is sorta like a child molester. They only want help after they get caught.

A woopie cushion is really ... (Below threshold)
Knightbrigade:

A woopie cushion is really just a fartbag right!?

Have some fun slapping around this fartbag, but lets not take (it) serious on ANY real issue.....
except maybe on how to be a lefty douchebag.

Bwa-hahahahahahahahah... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Bwa-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Ahem. Just to be clear,

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

retired military, ... (Below threshold)
Chip:

retired military,

Yes, it's always said, but almost never put into practice, someone always has to respond to those who contribute little to the discussion. Woop and Chico only have snide remarks and almost nothing of any intelligence to say, their antagonistic, childish behavior is always rewarded by someone responding and it's what they want. They can't help it though, I pity them really.

ChipI pity childre... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Chip

I pity children in circumstances not of their choosing. Not fools whom choose to remove no doubt of their being a fool due to having a bad case of oralassitis. That is a case of speaking out of your ass.

I've rewritten, ce... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:
I've rewritten, censored, and wholesale trashed several of his comments, including one rather entertaining stretch where I compared his fixation with the Tea Party with Captain Queeg's (of the Caine Mutiny) fixation on some missing strawberries.

Sometimes, it's better to leave the original text. I might have missed it, I don't know, but Whoops' linked article didn't say anything like what he claimed it did.

Whoops has been outed as a liar, fraud, and dumbass. I see no reason for a fine novel like The Caine Mutiny to be sullied by its connection to Whoops.

Just think of it as a new f... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Just think of it as a new form of the Caption Contest.

Jay you really are a fuckin... (Below threshold)
warchild:

Jay you really are a fucking idiot. When Donald Trump goes on Sean Hannity and spends an hour hitting president, Obama I guess it's fair because a white house Representative gets equal time on Hannity's show to debunk the far right nonsense. Oh wait that never happens.

It's funny how you guys can stomach even a tiny dose of your own medicine.




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