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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


President Barack Obama greets a tour group in the West Wing hallway outside the Oval Office, Saturday, April 2, 2011. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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"Better have your birth cer... (Below threshold)

"Better have your birth certificate handy if you're gonna hang around here kid."

Kid(thinking): "Mmmmmm.... ... (Below threshold)

Kid(thinking): "Mmmmmm.... biggest boob I've ever seen."

WTF?... (Below threshold)
fustian:

WTF?

Kid "Aaaack I am on mars"<... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Kid "Aaaack I am on mars"

Obama - "Stick em up kid. ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "Stick em up kid. The union benefits of today still have to be paid for"

Obama "Someone get this kid... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Someone get this kid an absentee ballot for 2012"

Blue baby carrier - $49<br ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Blue baby carrier - $49
Trip to DC to meet the President- $500
Being $100k in debt to the US govt before you are 2 weeks old - Priceless

All your future income belo... (Below threshold)
fustian:

All your future income belongs to me.

You owe me $40,000 kid. </p... (Below threshold)
JumpinJoe:

You owe me $40,000 kid.

Baby "I am gonna crap all o... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Baby "I am gonna crap all over this carpet the way this man has crapped all over my future"

Mother thought bubble "Well... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Mother thought bubble "Well I have seen some big babies before but this one takes the cake"

Newborn meets the biggest b... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Newborn meets the biggest baby in the world

I see you didn't get invite... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I see you didn't get invited to the royal wedding either.

Obama "since you are white ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "since you are white they wont be asking you for your BC if you get my job"

Baby "Seeing him reminds me... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Baby "Seeing him reminds me. I have to take a dump"

I don't care what the loan ... (Below threshold)
instugator:

I don't care what the loan officer... I mean Mommy, says, I don't think I want to loan you another Trillion dollars

And if you start saving now... (Below threshold)
fustian:

And if you start saving now, you might just be able to afford a tank of gas or two by the time you reach 18!

Baby: Let me show you how I... (Below threshold)

Baby: Let me show you how I deal with a gas problem.

Hey kid, can I borrow your ... (Below threshold)
Vader06:

Hey kid, can I borrow your birth certificate? I have a press conference in 20 minutes and can't seem to find mine...

Best watch it young man. Un... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Best watch it young man. Under my new health care plan, your mother still has 3 years to decide whether to abort you.

Thanks for the loan, kid. <... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Thanks for the loan, kid.

"I want to personally thank... (Below threshold)

"I want to personally thank you for your generous donation to my 2012 campaign."

So, you're the Idiot that's... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

So, you're the Idiot that's put me $42026 in debt!

Just call me "the Taxman".<... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Just call me "the Taxman".

No Mr. President, he's not ... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

No Mr. President, he's not the E-Trade baby!

I think I'll take what's in... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I think I'll take what's in my diaper over your economic policy.

That smell of death isn't c... (Below threshold)
fustian:

That smell of death isn't coming from me pal. That's your 2012 campaign.

Mommy its Curious George</p... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Mommy its Curious George

"Oh, crap. It's the man who... (Below threshold)
JLawson:

"Oh, crap. It's the man who ate my future..."

"Yo mama made a mistake"</p... (Below threshold)
rbee:

"Yo mama made a mistake"

The look in babies' eyes do... (Below threshold)
Hawk777:

The look in babies' eyes don't lie...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My daddy says you're as laz... (Below threshold)
JD:

My daddy says you're as lazy, dishonest, and ignorant as the day is long.

(Guy in background behind O... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

(Guy in background behind Obama thought bubble)

"Mmmmmmmm, babies....mmmmm, so delicious.....yes My Precioiiiiousssss"

"Hey kid, yeah, like, uhmmm... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"Hey kid, yeah, like, uhmmmmm, I need to borrow all your,ahhhhh, hopes and dreams for the future. Uhhhh, yeah, maybe borrow isn't the right word."

"This kid likes me! Somebod... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"This kid likes me! Somebody tell me he's going to be old enough to vote for 2012."

Here we have 2 people. One... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Here we have 2 people. One is dependant on aother people for their every need, cries when he doesnt get his way, slings poo around, has no concept of economics, gurggles incessantly for hours on end, plays with balls, and gets easily distracted at the drop of a hat. The other is a baby.

"Who's a cutey wootey...you... (Below threshold)
Zipity:

"Who's a cutey wootey...you is a cutey wootey....who's gonna have to get 3 jobs to pay off the national debt because I spent our economy into a bottomless pit....?"

"We have something in commo... (Below threshold)
Zipity:

"We have something in common...I too cry and fill my pants when I don't get my way...."

Your'e going to have to wor... (Below threshold)
plainslow:

Your'e going to have to work until your 82, yes you are.

Obama asks the baby: Sooo ... (Below threshold)
cathymv:

Obama asks the baby: Sooo whats in yer wallet??

"My wife says you're obese.... (Below threshold)

"My wife says you're obese."

We've got a lot in common, ... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

We've got a lot in common, Mr. President. I don't have any sense of responsibility, I've never held a real job, I can't get anywhere without having somebody else carry me, and I cry and throw a fit when I don't get my way. But I'm gonna grow out of that.

"Technically, every second ... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"Technically, every second your mom carries you around is taxable as a gift of transportation."

"Hey, Timmy Geitner! I didn... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"Hey, Timmy Geitner! I didn't know you were going to be here."

"So, do you want to go play... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"So, do you want to go play in the giant playpen with Uncle Joe?"

"A typical white baby."... (Below threshold)
Carolyn:

"A typical white baby."

Soooo this is the man who i... (Below threshold)
lisapope:

Soooo this is the man who is responsible for keeping me tethered to my momma like this for the rest of my life!

President Obama finds yet a... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

President Obama finds yet another American better qualified for his job than himself.

Minutes later President Oba... (Below threshold)
Justrand:

Minutes later President Obama vowed to increase Planned Parenthood funding and thus "prevent more of those things".

Hello, Slave.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hello, Slave.

Don't even think about havi... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Don't even think about having a future.

Typical white baby.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Typical white baby.

Oops. Sorry Carolyn. I neve... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Oops. Sorry Carolyn. I never even look at the quotes above. Should have known that someone else would use that.

Baby to Obama:Come... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Baby to Obama:

Come closer. Closer. A little closer... POW!

Obama "Well kiddo. One of ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Well kiddo. One of us is eligible to be President of the US" wink wink

"We dont have time for this... (Below threshold)
geo:

"We dont have time for this nonsense."

Obama thought bubble: "... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

Obama thought bubble: "I'm glad they put a teleprompter on the floor-- I never know what to say to people like this who are intellectually superior to me..."

Obama: "Hello there little... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

Obama: "Hello there little comrade. We're going to have to get you into one of the government indoctrination centers soon, before you learn to think for yourself."

Birther meets non-birther..... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Birther meets non-birther...

Weak, helpless and defensel... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Weak, helpless and defenseless. The perfect American!

Baby's thought bubble: ... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

Baby's thought bubble: "Yesterday mommy took me to see the movie 'Dumbo' and today I get to meet him in person-- cool!"

"Mom...do I put the nickel ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Mom...do I put the nickel in his cup now?"

Who's your daddy?... (Below threshold)
Jer:

Who's your daddy?

Baby (in Yoda voice) "thi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Baby (in Yoda voice) "this is not the President you are looking for, hmmm, yes"

Obama meets long time suppo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama meets long time supporter Woop shown here in the blue.

Obama still can't stop bowi... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Obama still can't stop bowing.

Mother thought bubble "Did ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Mother thought bubble "Did he just ask my child for his stock market picks??"

"Yeah kid, you're a typical... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Yeah kid, you're a typical cracker..clinging to your religion, guns..... and MOMMY!"

Baby "Man I saw elephants a... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Baby "Man I saw elephants at the circus who dont have ears that big"

Obama "You will be ready to... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "You will be ready to vote next year right? Absentee of course"

{Complaint to Kevin: Hoped ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

{Complaint to Kevin: Hoped for a selection from all the "great" hat photos you could have used to "celebrate" this morning's wedding? Princess Beatrice par example?}

"Well Billy, I see you made... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Well Billy, I see you made it through Planned
Parenthood Sweeps Week."

Your mama called your her l... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Your mama called your her little princess. I guess I should bow

Obama (in a candid moment) ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama (in a candid moment) "And let me tell you. I have put up with more lunacy fom GOP candidates than anyone else in oh the last 2 years"

"Billy...didja hear de one ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Billy...didja hear de one 'bout Br'er Rabbit
an' de tar baby?"

So this is the great man. ... (Below threshold)
Eric:

So this is the great man. Humph! Now that I have captured the leader of the Tea Party the resistance will soon be wiped out and none will oppose me. Goodbye Kuato.

Obama "What's that you say?... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "What's that you say? I can use your college fund, and Social security to help out with the deficit? Thanks but I already got that"

"Let me be clear son....NO ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Let me be clear son....NO ONE talks to ME
like that!"

"..and someday, son, you'll... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"..and someday, son, you'll thank me for getting this "parasite" off your back!"

"Where I come from, we eat ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Where I come from, we eat guys like you for
breakfast...now beat it, punk!"

Obama to mother "Okay so he... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama to mother "Okay so he does look sorta like me. Dont tell Michelle about us and i will set you up in an apartment in the city"

Oh wait that was Bill Clinton. No wait John Edwards. It is so hard to keep track of sex scandals with Dems.

Baby thought bubble "whose ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Baby thought bubble "whose your daddy?"

"So..'Mommy sleeps around',... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"So..'Mommy sleeps around',eh son? Well, so
did mine. Don't let it stop you from climbing
the ladder of success."

"You're the cutest li'l ded... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"You're the cutest li'l deduction I ever saw..."

So Mr President, how many y... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

So Mr President, how many years will I be working to pay off your debt?

Prediction: this kid will ... (Below threshold)
Rob:

Prediction: this kid will grow up with a strong phobia of clowns.

Who's the pant load now?</p... (Below threshold)
teh Wind:

Who's the pant load now?

"Oh,..arugula and caviar, m... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Oh,..arugula and caviar, mostly. Sorry to hear
you're stuck with just milk."

The Babbler and the Babbler... (Below threshold)

The Babbler and the Babbler-in-Chief

Thanks for lending me your ... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

Thanks for lending me your birth certificate little man.

What chu lookin at willis?<... (Below threshold)
just bob:

What chu lookin at willis?

These are my teats and you ... (Below threshold)
just bob:

These are my teats and you keep your grubby hands off of them.

Thank you, ma'am. Just set ... (Below threshold)
Brad:

Thank you, ma'am. Just set him down over there with the rest of the first-borns.

Baby: You're the one steal... (Below threshold)
jschan:

Baby: You're the one stealing all my future earnings to pay for your reckless spending. You bastard!

Obama: Nooooooooo! I'm stealing the future earnings from *your* children. There's a difference.

So you're the a**hole that ... (Below threshold)
Timmer:

So you're the a**hole that made Superman go away.

"Hey kid, your grandchildre... (Below threshold)

"Hey kid, your grandchildren owe me $200,000!"

Can you find the pantload i... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Can you find the pantload in this picture?

Yeah little man, after the ... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Yeah little man, after the mid-term elections, I sleep like a baby just like you. I wake up every two hours crying.

President: Your forefather... (Below threshold)
howcome:

President: Your forefathers enslaved my people that's why you must be punished.

Kid: Your ears remind me of Dumbo.

Kid's thought bubble - "Wit... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Kid's thought bubble - "Without a teleprompter you sound like me."

Baby: Why's he bowing to me... (Below threshold)
Mitch:

Baby: Why's he bowing to me,I not an evil dictator.

Eye-to-eye on so many level... (Below threshold)
Rob:

Eye-to-eye on so many levels...

I think comment #37 is goin... (Below threshold)

I think comment #37 is going to win.

Baby bubble- "Your job perf... (Below threshold)
914:

Baby bubble- "Your job performance is in my huggie's mister spooky ears!"

Kid thinks: "If I aim this ... (Below threshold)
Jim:

Kid thinks: "If I aim this right I can puke on his whole head!"

"Just think kid, with no jo... (Below threshold)
914:

"Just think kid, with no job experience, affirmative actions help and a complicit media. This could be You in 50 years?"


baby- "Phoooey! Mommy, this clown has an ego complex. Get us the heck out of here!"

...don't worry about kissin... (Below threshold)
barbara:

...don't worry about kissing up to him MR. President...History will have a hard time remembering you by the time he's old enough to vote!

Who do you think you're foo... (Below threshold)
barbara :

Who do you think you're fooling...I wasn't born yesterday, you know?

Barry- "So, are you one of ... (Below threshold)
914:

Barry- "So, are you one of them birther silly nuts?"


Sweetum's- No, I'm your worst nightmare, a deficit hawk!"

One has an infantile view o... (Below threshold)
howcome:

One has an infantile view of the world. The other, is an actual infant.

Gosh, he's still wet behind... (Below threshold)
barbara:

Gosh, he's still wet behind the ears...!

the e-trade baby: " Serious... (Below threshold)
lisapope:

the e-trade baby: " Seriously, dude..Get a JOB!"

No kidding, I was born in H... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

No kidding, I was born in Hawaii, too!

"She already knows how to s... (Below threshold)
Tom Blogical:

"She already knows how to say 'Hopey Changey' Mr. President!!!"

...back up, mom, he's about... (Below threshold)
barbara :

...back up, mom, he's about to suck me dry!

...back up, mom, he's about... (Below threshold)
barbara :

...back up, mom, he's about to suck me dry!

...back up, mom, he's about... (Below threshold)
barbara :

...back up, mom, he's about to suck me dry!

propagandized infant- "Bac... (Below threshold)
914:

propagandized infant- "Back off bucko or I'll make a budget mess even a pro like you cannot hide!"


Phooey!... (Below threshold)
barbara:

Phooey!

My post at #111 is too simi... (Below threshold)
howcome:

My post at #111 is too similar to post #37 (I should have read every post). Can it be removed. Post #37 is much better. Thank you.

"Now you see kid, you would... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"Now you see kid, you wouldn't have to pay this tax if your Mom was a modern, Digital Mom. But she not, she's an old fashion Analog Mom. That means she uses way too much energy. So, you've got to pay this tax or the IRS will take you to court and you'll send the rest of you life behind bars. Did you understand that time?"

Finally, on equal footing!<... (Below threshold)
barbara:

Finally, on equal footing!

A true meeting of the minds... (Below threshold)
barbara:

A true meeting of the minds...with similiar perspectives!

Can you believe it and with... (Below threshold)
barbara :

Can you believe it and with a straight face...

...you can fool some of the... (Below threshold)
barbara:

...you can fool some of the people...

Oh Baby, you gotta go!... (Below threshold)
barbara:

Oh Baby, you gotta go!

Baby: "I fart in your gener... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

Baby: "I fart in your general direction and I'm not even French!"

I won.... (Below threshold)
RB:

I won.

Harry Potter awaits his tur... (Below threshold)
Rich:

Harry Potter awaits his turn at having his future magically sucked away by Vobamamort

Keep your grubby mitts away... (Below threshold)
sablegsd:

Keep your grubby mitts away from my piggy bank, you jug eared, purple lipped thief.

Whose your Daddy?... (Below threshold)
a. moral:

Whose your Daddy?

"Look, Timmy, it's the moro... (Below threshold)
Jay Guevara:

"Look, Timmy, it's the moron who's saddling you with a lifetime of debt."

What a lovely taxpayer er b... (Below threshold)

What a lovely taxpayer er baby you have there. Are you sure that he is going to be able to pay all the debt we are building up today??

Yet another child who's goi... (Below threshold)

Yet another child who's going to be scared of clowns his entire life

"Mr. President, you promise... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

"Mr. President, you promised us hope and change. Well, here's your chance. My baby needs changed."

I told mommy clowns scare m... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

I told mommy clowns scare me.

Obama to baby 'Yeah well y... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama to baby 'Yeah well you crap in your pants"

Baby to Obama "Yeah well in 3 years I will have grown out of that and you will still be a socialist elitist snob whose only economic experience is going bankrupt in monopoly every time you play"

Baby: "Bobo..."Obama... (Below threshold)

Baby: "Bobo..."
Obama: "No that's Bozo... wait a minute, what the hell am I saying."

Obama: "It's Bush's fault."... (Below threshold)

Obama: "It's Bush's fault."

Obama: "Your momma will cle... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Your momma will clean up your shit, but you'll spend years cleaning up mine."

Both(thinking): "You stink.... (Below threshold)

Both(thinking): "You stink."

See sweetie, this is what a... (Below threshold)
Steve H.:

See sweetie, this is what a true loser looks like. Remember that when you get older. You don't want to be one of those.

Obama: Why do you insist o... (Below threshold)
Douglas:

Obama: Why do you insist on punishing your mother?

---

After the debate, the President looked dazed on his way to the latest stream of fundraisers.

Let me just bow and apologi... (Below threshold)
guido:

Let me just bow and apologize to you, typical white baby, for not getting enough funding for Planned Parenthood to keep you from being born into this mess that I, errrr, George Bush, created.

Desperate to raise that $1 ... (Below threshold)
guido:

Desperate to raise that $1 Billion in campaign funds, Obama greets donors at a $35,000 per baba fundraiser.

I just HOPE you'll CHANGE m... (Below threshold)
guido:

I just HOPE you'll CHANGE my diaper that I just filled with your economic policy.

Whew, I just met a baby....... (Below threshold)
guido:

Whew, I just met a baby....I need a vacation.

You see, the Republicans pu... (Below threshold)
guido:

You see, the Republicans pushed the baby carriage into the ditch. Now, I got down in there and pushed it out of the ditch while they stood there sucking on their binkies. And then they're like, hey we want to push the baby again. And I say, y'all can't push the baby no more 'cause y'all don't belong to the "Nanny" state.

"Look Mommy' the clown has ... (Below threshold)
914:

"Look Mommy' the clown has three 6's on his head!!"

Dad is right, he does look ... (Below threshold)
Greta:

Dad is right, he does look like a jackass

Redistribute whats in my pa... (Below threshold)
Greta:

Redistribute whats in my pants foool

my only hope is change in 2... (Below threshold)
Greta:

my only hope is change in 2012

~Timmy was scarred for life... (Below threshold)
914:

~Timmy was scarred for life that day... The day the bad clown stole his future with a caustic smirk. Clowns are not funny Timmy learned. They are a farce a charade and are to be spurned.

Yes, Timmy did learn. May America as well.

You smell like cigarettes.<... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

You smell like cigarettes.

Great! Is this the baby we'... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Great! Is this the baby we're throwing out with the bathwater?

Stop stealing my future!</p... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

Stop stealing my future!

"I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccck... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

"I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccckkkk, temporarily..."

RM has the two best comments imho...

I got nuthin', no power, no cable and I just got online using a DC to AC converter. Tornadoes suck.

Maybe when the sorrow over what happened in AL goes away I'll bring the funny, but not right now, I just don't have it.

Sorry for the diversion.

Laters, and count your blessings.

"Is this little Woop? Hey, ... (Below threshold)

"Is this little Woop? Hey, Woop, I love your work."

One of these guys doesn't u... (Below threshold)
Civil Cold Warrior:

One of these guys doesn't understand anything that goes on around him and drools like an idiot. The other is a baby.

Pardon me. Do you have any ... (Below threshold)
Shamspade:

Pardon me. Do you have any gray poop on?

Update: <a... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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