37. Posted by
retired military | April 29, 2011 8:23 AM | Score: 19 (19 votes cast)
retired military:
Here we have 2 people. One is dependant on aother people for their every need, cries when he doesnt get his way, slings poo around, has no concept of economics, gurggles incessantly for hours on end, plays with balls, and gets easily distracted at the drop of a hat. The other is a baby.
37. Posted by
retired military | April 29, 2011 8:23 AM |
Score: 19 (19 votes cast)
38. Posted by
Zipity | April 29, 2011 8:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Zipity:
"Who's a cutey wootey...you is a cutey wootey....who's gonna have to get 3 jobs to pay off the national debt because I spent our economy into a bottomless pit....?"
38. Posted by
Zipity | April 29, 2011 8:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
43. Posted by
Joe Miller | April 29, 2011 8:45 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Joe Miller:
We've got a lot in common, Mr. President. I don't have any sense of responsibility, I've never held a real job, I can't get anywhere without having somebody else carry me, and I cry and throw a fit when I don't get my way. But I'm gonna grow out of that.
43. Posted by
Joe Miller | April 29, 2011 8:45 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
58. Posted by
PBunyan | April 29, 2011 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PBunyan:
Obama thought bubble: "I'm glad they put a teleprompter on the floor-- I never know what to say to people like this who are intellectually superior to me..."
58. Posted by
PBunyan | April 29, 2011 9:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
59. Posted by
PBunyan | April 29, 2011 9:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
PBunyan:
Obama: "Hello there little comrade. We're going to have to get you into one of the government indoctrination centers soon, before you learn to think for yourself."
59. Posted by
PBunyan | April 29, 2011 9:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
72. Posted by
Maggie Mama | April 29, 2011 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:
{Complaint to Kevin: Hoped for a selection from all the "great" hat photos you could have used to "celebrate" this morning's wedding? Princess Beatrice par example?}
72. Posted by
Maggie Mama | April 29, 2011 9:40 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
77. Posted by
Eric | April 29, 2011 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:
So this is the great man. Humph! Now that I have captured the leader of the Tea Party the resistance will soon be wiped out and none will oppose me. Goodbye Kuato.
77. Posted by
Eric | April 29, 2011 9:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
122. Posted by
Upset Old Guy | April 29, 2011 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:
"Now you see kid, you wouldn't have to pay this tax if your Mom was a modern, Digital Mom. But she not, she's an old fashion Analog Mom. That means she uses way too much energy. So, you've got to pay this tax or the IRS will take you to court and you'll send the rest of you life behind bars. Did you understand that time?"
122. Posted by
Upset Old Guy | April 29, 2011 2:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
138. Posted by
retired military | April 29, 2011 8:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:
Obama to baby 'Yeah well you crap in your pants"
Baby to Obama "Yeah well in 3 years I will have grown out of that and you will still be a socialist elitist snob whose only economic experience is going bankrupt in monopoly every time you play"
138. Posted by
retired military | April 29, 2011 8:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
145. Posted by
guido | April 29, 2011 10:44 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
guido:
Let me just bow and apologize to you, typical white baby, for not getting enough funding for Planned Parenthood to keep you from being born into this mess that I, errrr, George Bush, created.
145. Posted by
guido | April 29, 2011 10:44 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
149. Posted by
guido | April 29, 2011 11:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
guido:
You see, the Republicans pushed the baby carriage into the ditch. Now, I got down in there and pushed it out of the ditch while they stood there sucking on their binkies. And then they're like, hey we want to push the baby again. And I say, y'all can't push the baby no more 'cause y'all don't belong to the "Nanny" state.
149. Posted by
guido | April 29, 2011 11:17 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
154. Posted by
914 | April 30, 2011 1:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:
~Timmy was scarred for life that day... The day the bad clown stole his future with a caustic smirk. Clowns are not funny Timmy learned. They are a farce a charade and are to be spurned.
Yes, Timmy did learn. May America as well.
154. Posted by
914 | April 30, 2011 1:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
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Comments (162)
"Better have your birth cer... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | April 29, 2011 7:07 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Better have your birth certificate handy if you're gonna hang around here kid."
1. Posted by rodney dill | April 29, 2011 7:07 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:07
2. Posted by rodney dill | April 29, 2011 7:09 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Kid(thinking): "Mmmmmm.... biggest boob I've ever seen."
2. Posted by rodney dill | April 29, 2011 7:09 AM |
Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:09
3. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
WTF?
3. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:17
4. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Kid "Aaaack I am on mars"
4. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:17
5. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:17 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama - "Stick em up kid. The union benefits of today still have to be paid for"
5. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:17 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:17
6. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:18 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Obama "Someone get this kid an absentee ballot for 2012"
6. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:18 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:18
7. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:19 AM | Score: 24 (24 votes cast)
Blue baby carrier - $49
Trip to DC to meet the President- $500
Being $100k in debt to the US govt before you are 2 weeks old - Priceless
7. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:19 AM |
Score: 24 (24 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:19
8. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:20 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
All your future income belongs to me.
8. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:20 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:20
9. Posted by JumpinJoe | April 29, 2011 7:20 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
You owe me $40,000 kid.
9. Posted by JumpinJoe | April 29, 2011 7:20 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:20
10. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:20 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Baby "I am gonna crap all over this carpet the way this man has crapped all over my future"
10. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:20 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:20
11. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:23 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Mother thought bubble "Well I have seen some big babies before but this one takes the cake"
11. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:23 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:23
12. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:24 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Newborn meets the biggest baby in the world
12. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:24 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:24
13. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:24 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I see you didn't get invited to the royal wedding either.
13. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:24 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:24
14. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:24 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama "since you are white they wont be asking you for your BC if you get my job"
14. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:24 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:24
15. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:25 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Baby "Seeing him reminds me. I have to take a dump"
15. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 7:25 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:25
16. Posted by instugator | April 29, 2011 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't care what the loan officer... I mean Mommy, says, I don't think I want to loan you another Trillion dollars
16. Posted by instugator | April 29, 2011 7:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:28
17. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
And if you start saving now, you might just be able to afford a tank of gas or two by the time you reach 18!
17. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:28 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:28
18. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 29, 2011 7:32 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Baby: Let me show you how I deal with a gas problem.
18. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 29, 2011 7:32 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:32
19. Posted by Vader06 | April 29, 2011 7:33 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Hey kid, can I borrow your birth certificate? I have a press conference in 20 minutes and can't seem to find mine...
19. Posted by Vader06 | April 29, 2011 7:33 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:33
20. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:34 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Best watch it young man. Under my new health care plan, your mother still has 3 years to decide whether to abort you.
20. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:34 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:34
21. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks for the loan, kid.
21. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:36
22. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 29, 2011 7:37 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"I want to personally thank you for your generous donation to my 2012 campaign."
22. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 29, 2011 7:37 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:37
23. Posted by Rick13 | April 29, 2011 7:39 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
So, you're the Idiot that's put me $42026 in debt!
23. Posted by Rick13 | April 29, 2011 7:39 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:39
24. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Just call me "the Taxman".
24. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:39
25. Posted by Rick13 | April 29, 2011 7:41 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
No Mr. President, he's not the E-Trade baby!
25. Posted by Rick13 | April 29, 2011 7:41 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:41
26. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:46 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I think I'll take what's in my diaper over your economic policy.
26. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:46 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:46
27. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:49 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
That smell of death isn't coming from me pal. That's your 2012 campaign.
27. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2011 7:49 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:49
28. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | April 29, 2011 7:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Mommy its Curious George
28. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | April 29, 2011 7:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:58
29. Posted by JLawson | April 29, 2011 7:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Oh, crap. It's the man who ate my future..."
29. Posted by JLawson | April 29, 2011 7:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 07:59
30. Posted by rbee | April 29, 2011 8:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Yo mama made a mistake"
30. Posted by rbee | April 29, 2011 8:00 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:00
31. Posted by Hawk777 | April 29, 2011 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The look in babies' eyes don't lie...
31. Posted by Hawk777 | April 29, 2011 8:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:02
32. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | April 29, 2011 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
32. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | April 29, 2011 8:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:06
33. Posted by JD | April 29, 2011 8:15 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
My daddy says you're as lazy, dishonest, and ignorant as the day is long.
33. Posted by JD | April 29, 2011 8:15 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:15
34. Posted by Faith+1 | April 29, 2011 8:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
(Guy in background behind Obama thought bubble)
"Mmmmmmmm, babies....mmmmm, so delicious.....yes My Precioiiiiousssss"
34. Posted by Faith+1 | April 29, 2011 8:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:15
35. Posted by Faith+1 | April 29, 2011 8:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Hey kid, yeah, like, uhmmmmm, I need to borrow all your,ahhhhh, hopes and dreams for the future. Uhhhh, yeah, maybe borrow isn't the right word."
35. Posted by Faith+1 | April 29, 2011 8:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:18
36. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 29, 2011 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This kid likes me! Somebody tell me he's going to be old enough to vote for 2012."
36. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 29, 2011 8:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:18
37. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 8:23 AM | Score: 19 (19 votes cast)
Here we have 2 people. One is dependant on aother people for their every need, cries when he doesnt get his way, slings poo around, has no concept of economics, gurggles incessantly for hours on end, plays with balls, and gets easily distracted at the drop of a hat. The other is a baby.
37. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 8:23 AM |
Score: 19 (19 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:23
38. Posted by Zipity | April 29, 2011 8:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Who's a cutey wootey...you is a cutey wootey....who's gonna have to get 3 jobs to pay off the national debt because I spent our economy into a bottomless pit....?"
38. Posted by Zipity | April 29, 2011 8:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:26
39. Posted by Zipity | April 29, 2011 8:27 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"We have something in common...I too cry and fill my pants when I don't get my way...."
39. Posted by Zipity | April 29, 2011 8:27 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:27
40. Posted by plainslow | April 29, 2011 8:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Your'e going to have to work until your 82, yes you are.
40. Posted by plainslow | April 29, 2011 8:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:28
41. Posted by cathymv | April 29, 2011 8:36 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama asks the baby: Sooo whats in yer wallet??
41. Posted by cathymv | April 29, 2011 8:36 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:36
42. Posted by BlogDog | April 29, 2011 8:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"My wife says you're obese."
42. Posted by BlogDog | April 29, 2011 8:36 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:36
43. Posted by Joe Miller | April 29, 2011 8:45 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
We've got a lot in common, Mr. President. I don't have any sense of responsibility, I've never held a real job, I can't get anywhere without having somebody else carry me, and I cry and throw a fit when I don't get my way. But I'm gonna grow out of that.
43. Posted by Joe Miller | April 29, 2011 8:45 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:45
44. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 29, 2011 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Technically, every second your mom carries you around is taxable as a gift of transportation."
44. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 29, 2011 8:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:47
45. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 29, 2011 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, Timmy Geitner! I didn't know you were going to be here."
45. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 29, 2011 8:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:48
46. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 29, 2011 8:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"So, do you want to go play in the giant playpen with Uncle Joe?"
46. Posted by sarahconnor2 | April 29, 2011 8:50 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:50
47. Posted by Carolyn | April 29, 2011 8:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"A typical white baby."
47. Posted by Carolyn | April 29, 2011 8:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:56
48. Posted by lisapope | April 29, 2011 8:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Soooo this is the man who is responsible for keeping me tethered to my momma like this for the rest of my life!
48. Posted by lisapope | April 29, 2011 8:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 08:58
49. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 29, 2011 9:04 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
President Obama finds yet another American better qualified for his job than himself.
49. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 29, 2011 9:04 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:04
50. Posted by Justrand | April 29, 2011 9:11 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Minutes later President Obama vowed to increase Planned Parenthood funding and thus "prevent more of those things".
50. Posted by Justrand | April 29, 2011 9:11 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:11
51. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 29, 2011 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hello, Slave.
51. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 29, 2011 9:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:13
52. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 29, 2011 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't even think about having a future.
52. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 29, 2011 9:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:13
53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 29, 2011 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Typical white baby.
53. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 29, 2011 9:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:15
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 29, 2011 9:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Oops. Sorry Carolyn. I never even look at the quotes above. Should have known that someone else would use that.
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 29, 2011 9:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:17
55. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 29, 2011 9:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baby to Obama:
Come closer. Closer. A little closer... POW!
55. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 29, 2011 9:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:18
56. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama "Well kiddo. One of us is eligible to be President of the US" wink wink
56. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:21 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:21
57. Posted by geo | April 29, 2011 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We dont have time for this nonsense."
57. Posted by geo | April 29, 2011 9:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:21
58. Posted by PBunyan | April 29, 2011 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble: "I'm glad they put a teleprompter on the floor-- I never know what to say to people like this who are intellectually superior to me..."
58. Posted by PBunyan | April 29, 2011 9:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:24
59. Posted by PBunyan | April 29, 2011 9:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: "Hello there little comrade. We're going to have to get you into one of the government indoctrination centers soon, before you learn to think for yourself."
59. Posted by PBunyan | April 29, 2011 9:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:26
60. Posted by Jeff | April 29, 2011 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Birther meets non-birther...
60. Posted by Jeff | April 29, 2011 9:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:27
61. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 29, 2011 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weak, helpless and defenseless. The perfect American!
61. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 29, 2011 9:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:32
62. Posted by PBunyan | April 29, 2011 9:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baby's thought bubble: "Yesterday mommy took me to see the movie 'Dumbo' and today I get to meet him in person-- cool!"
62. Posted by PBunyan | April 29, 2011 9:32 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:32
63. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Mom...do I put the nickel in his cup now?"
63. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 9:35 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:35
64. Posted by Jer | April 29, 2011 9:35 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Who's your daddy?
64. Posted by Jer | April 29, 2011 9:35 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:35
65. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baby (in Yoda voice) "this is not the President you are looking for, hmmm, yes"
65. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:36
66. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama meets long time supporter Woop shown here in the blue.
66. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:36
67. Posted by Eric | April 29, 2011 9:37 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Obama still can't stop bowing.
67. Posted by Eric | April 29, 2011 9:37 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:37
68. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Mother thought bubble "Did he just ask my child for his stock market picks??"
68. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:38 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:38
69. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 9:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Yeah kid, you're a typical cracker..clinging to your religion, guns..... and MOMMY!"
69. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 9:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:38
70. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Baby "Man I saw elephants at the circus who dont have ears that big"
70. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:39 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:39
71. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama "You will be ready to vote next year right? Absentee of course"
71. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:40
72. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 29, 2011 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
{Complaint to Kevin: Hoped for a selection from all the "great" hat photos you could have used to "celebrate" this morning's wedding? Princess Beatrice par example?}
72. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 29, 2011 9:40 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:40
73. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 9:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Well Billy, I see you made it through Planned
Parenthood Sweeps Week."
73. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 9:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:41
74. Posted by john1v6 | April 29, 2011 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Your mama called your her little princess. I guess I should bow
74. Posted by john1v6 | April 29, 2011 9:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:43
75. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama (in a candid moment) "And let me tell you. I have put up with more lunacy fom GOP candidates than anyone else in oh the last 2 years"
75. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:45
76. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Billy...didja hear de one 'bout Br'er Rabbit
an' de tar baby?"
76. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 9:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:47
77. Posted by Eric | April 29, 2011 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So this is the great man. Humph! Now that I have captured the leader of the Tea Party the resistance will soon be wiped out and none will oppose me. Goodbye Kuato.
77. Posted by Eric | April 29, 2011 9:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:48
78. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama "What's that you say? I can use your college fund, and Social security to help out with the deficit? Thanks but I already got that"
78. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:48
79. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let me be clear son....NO ONE talks to ME
like that!"
79. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 9:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:49
80. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 9:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"..and someday, son, you'll thank me for getting this "parasite" off your back!"
80. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 9:50 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:50
81. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Where I come from, we eat guys like you for
breakfast...now beat it, punk!"
81. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 9:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:52
82. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama to mother "Okay so he does look sorta like me. Dont tell Michelle about us and i will set you up in an apartment in the city"
Oh wait that was Bill Clinton. No wait John Edwards. It is so hard to keep track of sex scandals with Dems.
82. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:55
83. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baby thought bubble "whose your daddy?"
83. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 9:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:55
84. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So..'Mommy sleeps around',eh son? Well, so
did mine. Don't let it stop you from climbing
the ladder of success."
84. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 9:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 09:59
85. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You're the cutest li'l deduction I ever saw..."
85. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 10:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 10:01
86. Posted by GarandFan | April 29, 2011 10:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
So Mr President, how many years will I be working to pay off your debt?
86. Posted by GarandFan | April 29, 2011 10:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 10:06
87. Posted by Rob | April 29, 2011 10:07 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Prediction: this kid will grow up with a strong phobia of clowns.
87. Posted by Rob | April 29, 2011 10:07 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 10:07
88. Posted by teh Wind | April 29, 2011 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who's the pant load now?
88. Posted by teh Wind | April 29, 2011 10:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 10:09
89. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh,..arugula and caviar, mostly. Sorry to hear
you're stuck with just milk."
89. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | April 29, 2011 10:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 10:10
90. Posted by Woody | April 29, 2011 10:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Babbler and the Babbler-in-Chief
90. Posted by Woody | April 29, 2011 10:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 10:12
91. Posted by Imhotep | April 29, 2011 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks for lending me your birth certificate little man.
91. Posted by Imhotep | April 29, 2011 10:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 10:16
92. Posted by just bob | April 29, 2011 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What chu lookin at willis?
92. Posted by just bob | April 29, 2011 10:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 10:16
93. Posted by just bob | April 29, 2011 10:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
These are my teats and you keep your grubby hands off of them.
93. Posted by just bob | April 29, 2011 10:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 10:18
94. Posted by Brad | April 29, 2011 10:23 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Thank you, ma'am. Just set him down over there with the rest of the first-borns.
94. Posted by Brad | April 29, 2011 10:23 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 10:23
95. Posted by jschan | April 29, 2011 10:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baby: You're the one stealing all my future earnings to pay for your reckless spending. You bastard!
Obama: Nooooooooo! I'm stealing the future earnings from *your* children. There's a difference.
95. Posted by jschan | April 29, 2011 10:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 10:24
96. Posted by Timmer | April 29, 2011 10:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
So you're the a**hole that made Superman go away.
96. Posted by Timmer | April 29, 2011 10:29 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 10:29
97. Posted by dfbaskwill | April 29, 2011 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey kid, your grandchildren owe me $200,000!"
97. Posted by dfbaskwill | April 29, 2011 10:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 10:31
98. Posted by Jeff | April 29, 2011 10:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Can you find the pantload in this picture?
98. Posted by Jeff | April 29, 2011 10:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 10:35
99. Posted by Jeff | April 29, 2011 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah little man, after the mid-term elections, I sleep like a baby just like you. I wake up every two hours crying.
99. Posted by Jeff | April 29, 2011 10:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 10:38
100. Posted by howcome | April 29, 2011 10:50 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
President: Your forefathers enslaved my people that's why you must be punished.
Kid: Your ears remind me of Dumbo.
100. Posted by howcome | April 29, 2011 10:50 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 10:50
101. Posted by BluesHarper | April 29, 2011 10:58 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Kid's thought bubble - "Without a teleprompter you sound like me."
101. Posted by BluesHarper | April 29, 2011 10:58 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 10:58
102. Posted by Mitch | April 29, 2011 11:20 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Baby: Why's he bowing to me,I not an evil dictator.
102. Posted by Mitch | April 29, 2011 11:20 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 11:20
103. Posted by Rob | April 29, 2011 11:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Eye-to-eye on so many levels...
103. Posted by Rob | April 29, 2011 11:36 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 11:36
104. Posted by Jason | April 29, 2011 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think comment #37 is going to win.
104. Posted by Jason | April 29, 2011 11:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 11:54
105. Posted by 914 | April 29, 2011 11:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baby bubble- "Your job performance is in my huggie's mister spooky ears!"
105. Posted by 914 | April 29, 2011 11:57 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 11:57
106. Posted by Jim | April 29, 2011 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kid thinks: "If I aim this right I can puke on his whole head!"
106. Posted by Jim | April 29, 2011 12:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 12:00
107. Posted by 914 | April 29, 2011 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Just think kid, with no job experience, affirmative actions help and a complicit media. This could be You in 50 years?"
baby- "Phoooey! Mommy, this clown has an ego complex. Get us the heck out of here!"
107. Posted by 914 | April 29, 2011 12:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 12:17
108. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...don't worry about kissing up to him MR. President...History will have a hard time remembering you by the time he's old enough to vote!
108. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 12:47 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 12:47
109. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 12:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Who do you think you're fooling...I wasn't born yesterday, you know?
109. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 12:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 12:50
110. Posted by 914 | April 29, 2011 12:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barry- "So, are you one of them birther silly nuts?"
Sweetum's- No, I'm your worst nightmare, a deficit hawk!"
110. Posted by 914 | April 29, 2011 12:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 12:55
111. Posted by howcome | April 29, 2011 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One has an infantile view of the world. The other, is an actual infant.
111. Posted by howcome | April 29, 2011 12:58 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 12:58
112. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gosh, he's still wet behind the ears...!
112. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 1:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 13:06
113. Posted by lisapope | April 29, 2011 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the e-trade baby: " Seriously, dude..Get a JOB!"
113. Posted by lisapope | April 29, 2011 1:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 13:09
114. Posted by clearmind | April 29, 2011 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No kidding, I was born in Hawaii, too!
114. Posted by clearmind | April 29, 2011 1:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 13:10
115. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 29, 2011 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"She already knows how to say 'Hopey Changey' Mr. President!!!"
115. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 29, 2011 1:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 13:12
116. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 1:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...back up, mom, he's about to suck me dry!
116. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 1:14 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 13:14
117. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 1:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...back up, mom, he's about to suck me dry!
117. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 1:14 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 13:14
118. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 1:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...back up, mom, he's about to suck me dry!
118. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 1:14 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 13:14
119. Posted by 914 | April 29, 2011 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
propagandized infant- "Back off bucko or I'll make a budget mess even a pro like you cannot hide!"
119. Posted by 914 | April 29, 2011 1:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 13:28
120. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 1:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Phooey!
120. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 1:57 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 13:57
121. Posted by howcome | April 29, 2011 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My post at #111 is too similar to post #37 (I should have read every post). Can it be removed. Post #37 is much better. Thank you.
121. Posted by howcome | April 29, 2011 2:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 14:01
122. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 29, 2011 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Now you see kid, you wouldn't have to pay this tax if your Mom was a modern, Digital Mom. But she not, she's an old fashion Analog Mom. That means she uses way too much energy. So, you've got to pay this tax or the IRS will take you to court and you'll send the rest of you life behind bars. Did you understand that time?"
122. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 29, 2011 2:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 14:04
123. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Finally, on equal footing!
123. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 2:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 14:12
124. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 2:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A true meeting of the minds...with similiar perspectives!
124. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 2:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 14:17
125. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can you believe it and with a straight face...
125. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 2:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 14:23
126. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...you can fool some of the people...
126. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 2:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 14:27
127. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh Baby, you gotta go!
127. Posted by barbara | April 29, 2011 2:29 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 14:29
128. Posted by RadiCalMan | April 29, 2011 2:42 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baby: "I fart in your general direction and I'm not even French!"
128. Posted by RadiCalMan | April 29, 2011 2:42 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 14:42
129. Posted by RB | April 29, 2011 3:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I won.
129. Posted by RB | April 29, 2011 3:30 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 15:30
130. Posted by Rich | April 29, 2011 3:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Harry Potter awaits his turn at having his future magically sucked away by Vobamamort
130. Posted by Rich | April 29, 2011 3:35 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 15:35
131. Posted by sablegsd | April 29, 2011 4:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Keep your grubby mitts away from my piggy bank, you jug eared, purple lipped thief.
131. Posted by sablegsd | April 29, 2011 4:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 16:24
132. Posted by a. moral | April 29, 2011 4:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whose your Daddy?
132. Posted by a. moral | April 29, 2011 4:39 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 16:39
133. Posted by Jay Guevara | April 29, 2011 6:24 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Look, Timmy, it's the moron who's saddling you with a lifetime of debt."
133. Posted by Jay Guevara | April 29, 2011 6:24 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 18:24
134. Posted by astonerii | April 29, 2011 6:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What a lovely taxpayer er baby you have there. Are you sure that he is going to be able to pay all the debt we are building up today??
134. Posted by astonerii | April 29, 2011 6:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 18:36
135. Posted by Dan Melson | April 29, 2011 7:05 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Yet another child who's going to be scared of clowns his entire life
135. Posted by Dan Melson | April 29, 2011 7:05 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 19:05
136. Posted by Dodo David | April 29, 2011 7:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mr. President, you promised us hope and change. Well, here's your chance. My baby needs changed."
136. Posted by Dodo David | April 29, 2011 7:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 19:06
137. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 29, 2011 7:34 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I told mommy clowns scare me.
137. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 29, 2011 7:34 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 19:34
138. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 8:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama to baby 'Yeah well you crap in your pants"
Baby to Obama "Yeah well in 3 years I will have grown out of that and you will still be a socialist elitist snob whose only economic experience is going bankrupt in monopoly every time you play"
138. Posted by retired military | April 29, 2011 8:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 20:07
139. Posted by rodney dill | April 29, 2011 8:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baby: "Bobo..."
Obama: "No that's Bozo... wait a minute, what the hell am I saying."
139. Posted by rodney dill | April 29, 2011 8:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 20:15
140. Posted by rodney dill | April 29, 2011 8:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "It's Bush's fault."
140. Posted by rodney dill | April 29, 2011 8:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 20:16
141. Posted by rodney dill | April 29, 2011 8:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: "Your momma will clean up your shit, but you'll spend years cleaning up mine."
141. Posted by rodney dill | April 29, 2011 8:17 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 20:17
142. Posted by rodney dill | April 29, 2011 8:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Both(thinking): "You stink."
142. Posted by rodney dill | April 29, 2011 8:20 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 20:20
143. Posted by Steve H. | April 29, 2011 8:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See sweetie, this is what a true loser looks like. Remember that when you get older. You don't want to be one of those.
143. Posted by Steve H. | April 29, 2011 8:39 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 20:39
144. Posted by Douglas | April 29, 2011 8:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: Why do you insist on punishing your mother?
---
After the debate, the President looked dazed on his way to the latest stream of fundraisers.
144. Posted by Douglas | April 29, 2011 8:56 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 20:56
145. Posted by guido | April 29, 2011 10:44 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Let me just bow and apologize to you, typical white baby, for not getting enough funding for Planned Parenthood to keep you from being born into this mess that I, errrr, George Bush, created.
145. Posted by guido | April 29, 2011 10:44 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 22:44
146. Posted by guido | April 29, 2011 10:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Desperate to raise that $1 Billion in campaign funds, Obama greets donors at a $35,000 per baba fundraiser.
146. Posted by guido | April 29, 2011 10:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 22:53
147. Posted by guido | April 29, 2011 10:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I just HOPE you'll CHANGE my diaper that I just filled with your economic policy.
147. Posted by guido | April 29, 2011 10:57 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 22:57
148. Posted by guido | April 29, 2011 11:01 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Whew, I just met a baby....I need a vacation.
148. Posted by guido | April 29, 2011 11:01 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 23:01
149. Posted by guido | April 29, 2011 11:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You see, the Republicans pushed the baby carriage into the ditch. Now, I got down in there and pushed it out of the ditch while they stood there sucking on their binkies. And then they're like, hey we want to push the baby again. And I say, y'all can't push the baby no more 'cause y'all don't belong to the "Nanny" state.
149. Posted by guido | April 29, 2011 11:17 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 29, 2011 23:17
150. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2011 12:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Look Mommy' the clown has three 6's on his head!!"
150. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2011 12:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2011 00:35
151. Posted by Greta | April 30, 2011 12:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dad is right, he does look like a jackass
151. Posted by Greta | April 30, 2011 12:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2011 00:46
152. Posted by Greta | April 30, 2011 1:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Redistribute whats in my pants foool
152. Posted by Greta | April 30, 2011 1:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2011 01:02
153. Posted by Greta | April 30, 2011 1:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
my only hope is change in 2012
153. Posted by Greta | April 30, 2011 1:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2011 01:05
154. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2011 1:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
~Timmy was scarred for life that day... The day the bad clown stole his future with a caustic smirk. Clowns are not funny Timmy learned. They are a farce a charade and are to be spurned.
Yes, Timmy did learn. May America as well.
154. Posted by 914 | April 30, 2011 1:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2011 01:12
155. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 30, 2011 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You smell like cigarettes.
155. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 30, 2011 11:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2011 11:49
156. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 30, 2011 11:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Great! Is this the baby we're throwing out with the bathwater?
156. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 30, 2011 11:51 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2011 11:51
157. Posted by RadiCalMan | April 30, 2011 3:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stop stealing my future!
157. Posted by RadiCalMan | April 30, 2011 3:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2011 15:11
158. Posted by Gmac | April 30, 2011 8:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccckkkk, temporarily..."
RM has the two best comments imho...
I got nuthin', no power, no cable and I just got online using a DC to AC converter. Tornadoes suck.
Maybe when the sorrow over what happened in AL goes away I'll bring the funny, but not right now, I just don't have it.
Sorry for the diversion.
Laters, and count your blessings.
158. Posted by Gmac | April 30, 2011 8:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 30, 2011 20:28
159. Posted by OregonMuse | May 1, 2011 12:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Is this little Woop? Hey, Woop, I love your work."
159. Posted by OregonMuse | May 1, 2011 12:08 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 1, 2011 00:08
160. Posted by Civil Cold Warrior | May 1, 2011 2:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One of these guys doesn't understand anything that goes on around him and drools like an idiot. The other is a baby.
160. Posted by Civil Cold Warrior | May 1, 2011 2:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 1, 2011 02:10
161. Posted by Shamspade | May 1, 2011 12:32 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pardon me. Do you have any gray poop on?
161. Posted by Shamspade | May 1, 2011 12:32 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 1, 2011 12:32
162. Posted by Kevin
| May 9, 2011 1:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
162. Posted by Kevin
| May 9, 2011 1:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 9, 2011 01:42