It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners for this week as well as for last week (whose announcement was overcome by the news on Bin Laden) will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
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Afghanistan version of the ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Dodo David | May 6, 2011 6:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Afghanistan version of the Statue of Liberty
1. Posted by Dodo David | May 6, 2011 6:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 06:48
2. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 6:48 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
The statue of Obama did not turn out as he had planned
2. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 6:48 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 06:48
3. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 6:50 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
This is not the photo of the war room that you were looking for.
3. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 6:50 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 06:50
4. Posted by Dodo David | May 6, 2011 6:51 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Can you hear me now?.....Can you hear me now?.....Can you hear me now?......
4. Posted by Dodo David | May 6, 2011 6:51 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 06:51
5. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 6:51 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
The latest weapon in the AQ arsenal, human missiles, are still in the development phase.
5. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 6:51 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 06:51
6. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 6:53 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Dateline America 2015. After 7 years of the Obama administration people are finding work as Sundials as the populace cannot even afford Timexes anymore.
6. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 6:53 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 06:53
7. Posted by Jeff | May 6, 2011 6:54 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
iPhone users are still having to go through extreme measure to get good cell service from AT&T
7. Posted by Jeff | May 6, 2011 6:54 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 06:54
8. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 6:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
OBL strains to see whose helicopters are coming to pay him a visit.
8. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 6:55 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 06:55
9. Posted by Jeff | May 6, 2011 6:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
No, I'm not crying...the sun is in my eye while I'm reading because I'm having to hold the phone in the air to get a connection
9. Posted by Jeff | May 6, 2011 6:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 06:59
10. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 7:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Proving that terrorists adapt, the new top AQ leader has instituted measures to ensure he wont get suprised by stealth helicopters.
10. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 7:00 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 07:00
11. Posted by Jeff | May 6, 2011 7:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Halliburton's contract to provide cell towers in Afghanistan has come under fire recently from its critics.
11. Posted by Jeff | May 6, 2011 7:02 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 07:02
12. Posted by Dodo David | May 6, 2011 7:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Soldier: "Hey, why is there a lit fuse at the bottom of this pedestal?"
12. Posted by Dodo David | May 6, 2011 7:03 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 07:03
13. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 7:05 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
FAIL - Obama's version of enhanced interrogation techniques.
13. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 7:05 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 07:05
14. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 7:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
And coming next season. Survivor's first international cast striving to win a million dollars. Here is the video from the Afghanistan contestant.
14. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 7:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 07:06
15. Posted by fustian | May 6, 2011 7:08 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Wonder how many bars Osama's getting in Hell right about now?
15. Posted by fustian | May 6, 2011 7:08 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 07:08
16. Posted by Dodo David | May 6, 2011 7:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The soldier soiled his underwear when he hear someone call out, "Five ... four ... three ... two ..."
16. Posted by Dodo David | May 6, 2011 7:09 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 07:09
17. Posted by fustian | May 6, 2011 7:10 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Osama?
Candygram...
17. Posted by fustian | May 6, 2011 7:10 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 07:10
18. Posted by rodney dill | May 6, 2011 7:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Private Lee yelled 'GERONIMO' before jumping down and was promptly accused of racism.
18. Posted by rodney dill | May 6, 2011 7:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 07:11
19. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 6, 2011 7:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I've heard of homemade rockets, but "homey rockets", who knew?
19. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 6, 2011 7:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 07:12
20. Posted by rodney dill | May 6, 2011 7:12 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
The Afghanistan space program ended with disastrous results.
20. Posted by rodney dill | May 6, 2011 7:12 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 07:12
21. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 6, 2011 7:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Apparently Omar was in a big hurry to get to those 72 virgins.
21. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 6, 2011 7:13 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 07:13
22. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 7:15 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Biden (on Face the Nation) - "And we stopped an attack on the statue of liberty"
Commentator " Are you certain of that"
Biden - "I've seen the pictures of the mock up with my own eyes"
22. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 7:15 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 07:15
23. Posted by fustian | May 6, 2011 7:15 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The news travelled fast that it's now Osama "Been"Laden, or as the troops now call him: "Seal Meat".
23. Posted by fustian | May 6, 2011 7:15 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 07:15
24. Posted by rodney dill | May 6, 2011 7:17 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"When you mentioned training in 'insertion techniques' I thought you meant behind enemy lines."
24. Posted by rodney dill | May 6, 2011 7:17 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 07:17
25. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 6, 2011 7:18 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
You should see what he has to do to get his battery recharged!
25. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 6, 2011 7:18 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 07:18
26. Posted by rodney dill | May 6, 2011 7:19 AM | Score: 22 (22 votes cast)
Can you spot the 12 Navy SEALS hidden in plain sight in this picture?
26. Posted by rodney dill | May 6, 2011 7:19 AM |
Score: 22 (22 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 07:19
27. Posted by john1v6 | May 6, 2011 7:19 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Big deal, the media puts Obama on a higher pedestal than that all the time
27. Posted by john1v6 | May 6, 2011 7:19 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 07:19
28. Posted by fustian | May 6, 2011 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Getting the word that Seal Team 7 is on the way to Libya, and Seal Team 8 is on the way to Iran.
28. Posted by fustian | May 6, 2011 7:22 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 07:22
29. Posted by guido | May 6, 2011 7:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Achmed considered it a blessing from God to be chosen as the warhead for the first STUD missle.
29. Posted by guido | May 6, 2011 7:22 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 07:22
30. Posted by fustian | May 6, 2011 7:25 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Al Qaeda?
Can you hear us now?
30. Posted by fustian | May 6, 2011 7:25 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 07:25
31. Posted by Rick13 | May 6, 2011 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm a little Chai Tea Pot"
31. Posted by Rick13 | May 6, 2011 7:26 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 07:26
32. Posted by tomg51 | May 6, 2011 7:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Slim Pickens"... You're doing it wrong.
32. Posted by tomg51 | May 6, 2011 7:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 07:33
33. Posted by rodney dill | May 6, 2011 7:42 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Toasting SEAL Team 6 with a Whiskey Bin Laden -- Two shots and a splash of water.
33. Posted by rodney dill | May 6, 2011 7:42 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 07:42
34. Posted by Nylarthotep | May 6, 2011 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The latest Hamas "smart" technology for guided Kassam rockets.
34. Posted by Nylarthotep | May 6, 2011 7:43 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 07:43
35. Posted by RB | May 6, 2011 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Afghan gymnastics team trains for the Olympic balance beam competition.
35. Posted by RB | May 6, 2011 7:52 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 07:52
36. Posted by PBunyan | May 6, 2011 8:01 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
VP Biden misunderstood when Obama said, "We need to go up in the polls."
36. Posted by PBunyan | May 6, 2011 8:01 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 08:01
37. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | May 6, 2011 8:03 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Tradition......
TRADITION.
Needless to say, the Afghani revival of Fiddler on the Roof met with strong resistance from the Taliban. However, it has become the #2 musical in the region, after the long running show Goats
37. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | May 6, 2011 8:03 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 08:03
38. Posted by PBunyan | May 6, 2011 8:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Al Qaeda's version of a smart bomb.
38. Posted by PBunyan | May 6, 2011 8:03 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 08:03
39. Posted by Brian_R_Allen
| May 6, 2011 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hamas Guided Muscle.
39. Posted by Brian_R_Allen
| May 6, 2011 8:04 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 08:04
40. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 6, 2011 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can see Pakistan from here.
40. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 6, 2011 8:06 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 08:06
41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 6, 2011 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Left's version of liberty. Convincing you of the illusion of freedom while they -- at the point of a gun -- strip you of every right, possession, and means of production you have till you all live in shanties.
41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 6, 2011 8:19 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 08:19
42. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 6, 2011 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"To the moon, Alice!!"
42. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 6, 2011 8:22 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 08:22
43. Posted by fustian | May 6, 2011 8:24 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Yeah, tell W we got the son of a bitch. Then tell Obama.
43. Posted by fustian | May 6, 2011 8:24 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 08:24
44. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 6, 2011 8:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Man can't take Obama world anymore. Tries desperate plan to flee the solar system.
44. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 6, 2011 8:25 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 08:25
45. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 6, 2011 8:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
...and whosoever does not bow down and worship the image of Obama will be thrown into a fiery furnace.
45. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 6, 2011 8:27 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 08:27
46. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 8:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The new AQ leader is shown here meeting with all his followers after word got out that SEAL TEAM 6 were on their way for a visit.
46. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 8:28 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 08:28
47. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 8:30 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
date line Nov 4 Nov 2012
President Obama tries to excite his base as election results come in.
47. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 8:30 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 08:30
48. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 6, 2011 8:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Military regulations implement new "Obama salute."
48. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 6, 2011 8:31 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 08:31
49. Posted by Liz Hasbrouck | May 6, 2011 8:32 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Coming soon: Karate Kid 7
49. Posted by Liz Hasbrouck | May 6, 2011 8:32 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 08:32
50. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The latest contestant of the AQ IDOL show gives his rendition of the song Allah Akbar.
50. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 8:34 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 08:34
51. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 8:40 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The AQ version of Bagdad Bob "There are no SEALS in the compound. There are no SEALS in the compound."
51. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 8:40 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 08:40
52. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Navy Seal training - "Friends, Americans, countrymen, I come not to praise Bin Laden but to doubletap him"
52. Posted by retired military | May 6, 2011 8:57 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 08:57
53. Posted by Mark L | May 6, 2011 9:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I can see victory over Islamofascism from here!
53. Posted by Mark L | May 6, 2011 9:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 09:18
54. Posted by Carolyn | May 6, 2011 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The new T-Mobile phone promo, "If You Want To Sing Out, Sing Out" featuring the dual personalities Cat Stevens and Yusuf Islam standing back to back.
54. Posted by Carolyn | May 6, 2011 9:21 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 09:21
55. Posted by Brad | May 6, 2011 9:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Osama's number goes right to voicemail"
55. Posted by Brad | May 6, 2011 9:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 09:40
56. Posted by rodney dill | May 6, 2011 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
@retired military, It's at OTB.
56. Posted by rodney dill | May 6, 2011 9:42 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 09:42
57. Posted by Brad | May 6, 2011 9:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Osama's number goes right to voicemail"
57. Posted by Brad | May 6, 2011 9:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 09:48
58. Posted by Big Mo | May 6, 2011 9:52 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
An Elbownian demonstrates to Dilbert his nation's new telecommunications satellite.
58. Posted by Big Mo | May 6, 2011 9:52 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 09:52
59. Posted by Rob | May 6, 2011 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Written with a Sharpie on the base:
"Keep your tired, your poor, your huddled masses -- we have enough of our own"
59. Posted by Rob | May 6, 2011 9:55 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 09:55
60. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 6, 2011 10:07 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
(pigs be unto him)
60. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 6, 2011 10:07 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 10:07
61. Posted by rodney dill | May 6, 2011 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"CHARLIE MURPHY'S COOKING JOHNSONVILLE BRATS!!!"
61. Posted by rodney dill | May 6, 2011 10:15 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 10:15
62. Posted by Geo | May 6, 2011 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Fly me to the Moon, Let me play amognst the al-quaeda stars". - obl
62. Posted by Geo | May 6, 2011 10:22 AM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 10:22
63. Posted by Timmer | May 6, 2011 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
On next week's, "Dancing with the Taliban Stars!"
63. Posted by Timmer | May 6, 2011 10:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 10:26
64. Posted by GarandFan | May 6, 2011 10:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Gaddaffy shows off his newest 'smart' bomb.
64. Posted by GarandFan | May 6, 2011 10:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 10:41
65. Posted by BluesHarper | May 6, 2011 11:18 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
I think I can see Sarah Palin's house from here.
65. Posted by BluesHarper | May 6, 2011 11:18 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 11:18
66. Posted by DaveinNC | May 6, 2011 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Moammar- there are no bugle players in Recon."
66. Posted by DaveinNC | May 6, 2011 11:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 11:28
67. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 11:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"The Great Islamic caliphate prepares to launch it's first manned space mission....."
67. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 11:55 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 11:55
68. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 11:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"All the Great Islamic minds were enlisted to solve the riddle of how many mujahedin's can dance on the head of a pin...."
68. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 11:57 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 11:57
69. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 11:59 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN JIHAD!"
69. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 11:59 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 11:59
70. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 12:02 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Crucifixion...? You're doing it wrong..."
70. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 12:02 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 12:02
71. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 6, 2011 12:03 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Afghan journalists have to overcome tech problems to post the truth.
In America, the truth has to overcome the journalists.
71. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 6, 2011 12:03 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 12:03
72. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 12:05 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"For my next trick, I'm going to need a volunteer from the audience, an AK-47, and a suicide bomb vest....Anyone? Anyone....? Bueller?"
72. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 12:05 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 12:05
73. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 12:06 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Okay....who stole my teleprompters...?"
73. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 12:06 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 12:06
74. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 12:12 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"White House Press Secretary Jay Carney's lack of credibility and substance has led to a reduction in the number of reporter's participating in the daily White House press briefings...."
74. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 12:12 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 12:12
75. Posted by Sep14 | May 6, 2011 12:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
BANG ZOOOM!!
75. Posted by Sep14 | May 6, 2011 12:15 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 12:15
76. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 12:23 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance"
76. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 12:23 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 12:23
77. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 12:32 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
77. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 12:32 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 12:32
78. Posted by Stan | May 6, 2011 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Barry!!!!! Stick this where the sun does not shine.
78. Posted by Stan | May 6, 2011 1:19 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 13:19
79. Posted by clearmind | May 6, 2011 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With budget cuts at the Defense Dept., the newest Pakistani missile contractor introduces their replacement for the Tomahawk missile.
79. Posted by clearmind | May 6, 2011 1:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 13:48
80. Posted by Gmac | May 6, 2011 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even with a dual guidance system the AQ space program was a nonstarter when they realized there was no propulsion unit.
80. Posted by Gmac | May 6, 2011 1:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 13:53
81. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 1:58 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"We cannot get our jihad-rocket off the ground. The propulsion unit lacks power. Quickly, we need more felafel and humus....!"
81. Posted by Zipity | May 6, 2011 1:58 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 13:58
82. Posted by Falze | May 6, 2011 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Fire me, boy!"
(What? You're too good for a Tick joke?)
82. Posted by Falze | May 6, 2011 2:06 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 14:06
83. Posted by dana | May 6, 2011 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And our next dancer on the pole....Jasmine.
83. Posted by dana | May 6, 2011 3:17 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 15:17
84. Posted by Faith+1 | May 6, 2011 4:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Cell signal locked on. Impact in 5....4....3....
84. Posted by Faith+1 | May 6, 2011 4:23 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 6, 2011 16:23
85. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 6, 2011 5:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"As Allah is my witness, as Allah is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As Allah is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."
(with deepest apologies to Margaret Mitchell)
85. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 6, 2011 5:22 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 17:22
86. Posted by Shawn | May 6, 2011 9:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Afghani Intelligence Agency is proud to announce the launch of their first spy satellite. Well, sort of.
86. Posted by Shawn | May 6, 2011 9:05 PM |
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Posted on May 6, 2011 21:05
87. Posted by Rob | May 7, 2011 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A close second in the "what to do with OBL's body" contest. It was finally nixed when the judges could not find anything on mounting and stuffing "in strict conformance with Islamic precepts and practices."
87. Posted by Rob | May 7, 2011 10:37 AM |
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Posted on May 7, 2011 10:37
88. Posted by Natty Dark | May 7, 2011 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is this really the largest tarmac we could afford?
88. Posted by Natty Dark | May 7, 2011 10:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 7, 2011 10:38
89. Posted by Dave G. | May 7, 2011 2:56 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Iran unveils a new monument that celebrates all of the accomplishments of the Muslim world over the past 500 years.
89. Posted by Dave G. | May 7, 2011 2:56 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 7, 2011 14:56
90. Posted by Roy | May 7, 2011 7:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No, dangnabbit. I said the sheriff is a ni-DING.
90. Posted by Roy | May 7, 2011 7:46 PM |
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Posted on May 7, 2011 19:46
91. Posted by JTaylor | May 8, 2011 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There's Present Oh leading from behind.
91. Posted by JTaylor | May 8, 2011 11:51 AM |
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Posted on May 8, 2011 11:51
92. Posted by Kevin
| May 9, 2011 2:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
92. Posted by Kevin
| May 9, 2011 2:05 AM |
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Posted on May 9, 2011 02:05