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Chicology

 

Chico, the incredible typing Chihuahua (judging by his apparent limits in education and reading comprehension, and his absurdly obvious inferiority complex) and resident troll here at Wizbang, inadvertently provided a public service in one of his comments.

 

Chico wrote the following:  "don't piss off the Muslims by invading, occupying and bombing their countries for years, or by propping up corrupt puppets to better rob their resources. It will save US money, too."  It was a failure in terms of actually addressing the topic, but it does neatly sum up the liberal mindset regarding our military and the Middle East.

 

Note, for a beginning, that Chico does not address the culture or nationality of people in the region, but only the dominant religion.  In Chicology, Egypt and Iran are the same, and Turkey is indistinguishable from Afghanistan, Iraq is just another name for the Sudan, and so on.  Note also that in Chicology, no one has rights in the Middle East unless they are Muslim.  Jews, Christians, Atheists, Buddhists, Sikhs, and all the rest have no right to speak up, especially in defense of their own beliefs or culture.  Note that in Chicology, any action taken by the US in a Middle Eastern country is tantamount to permanent devastation.  Even actions taken to protect the citizens of Iraq and Afghanistan are actually horrific war crimes, and every violent act must be considered to be the norm and intent of US policy.  That the US has built schools and hospitals, has built roads and dug wells, must be ignored or blamed as somehow an accessory to the massacre of innocents.  Note that in Chicology, thugs and tyrants only exist because the US somehow installed them.  Even when this is proven to be a lie, the charge is changed to claim that US policy corrupted the nation or region, creating the tyrant by a cosmic osmosis or something like it.  Keep in mind that even rudimentary critical thinking is beyond the mental limits of the Chicologist, and all opinions are steeped in the bile and hate of the extreme Left.

 

Also in Chicology, all costs are due to US military action, and all economic considerations are zero-sum calculations, where military action can have no economic benefits and abandoning the region no economic costs. In other words, Chicology depends on a world comprised of impossible and contradictory conditions, where History, Economics, Risk, Strategy, Diplomacy, and Sociology must be ignored in deference to the stupidity and bias of the Chicologist.  While absurd in practice, this behavior satisfies the Liberals' belief that they can continue, even increase, their political power by such behavior.        

 



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Must have been educated in ... (Below threshold)

Must have been educated in our public schools...and has taken Ethic Studies Curriculum.(Naked Emperor News)

Enough is enough.

That is two threads about C... (Below threshold)
retired military:

That is two threads about Chico.
The last two times that I remember that posters had 2 threads written about them it was Lee Ward and Woop. Shorttly thereafter they met up with Olaf.

Seriously, what does this g... (Below threshold)
Teach:

Seriously, what does this guy do for a living? He has WAY more time than anyone I know to comment on every blog post. Surprised he hasn't commented on this one yet.

He has an opinion on everything, usually formulated just to tick everyone off. He must be a ton of fun at parties. (not)

Isn't he actually Eric Hold... (Below threshold)
Molon Lobe:

Isn't he actually Eric Holder?

"don't piss off the Musl... (Below threshold)
Evil Otto:

"don't piss off the Muslims by invading, occupying and bombing their countries for years, or by propping up corrupt puppets to better rob their resources."

...or by drawing offensive cartoons about their prophet, or by saying anything bad about their religion, or by being a woman who speaks her mind and refuses to wear a mobile tent, or by burning a Koran, or by being a member of another faith, or by being a Muslim of a different sect, or by being a Jew, or by directing a documentary that's critical of them, or by writing a book that they find offensive, or by being homosexual, or by being caught in adultery (at least, if you're a woman), or by being a girl who refuses to wed whichever illiterate tribesman your parents want to ship you back to the homeland to marry, or by being caught in a car with an unrelated male, or by being an atheist, or by fighting their terrorists, or by being a member of the US military, or by simply being in the wrong place when one decides to go ape-shit and start shooting.

Face it, we piss of Muslims by existing. Enablers like the sad little attention-whore Chico (who's salivating at the idea that he's got a whole post devoted to him) simply refuse to understand that they hate us because they need someone to hate. Hate focuses the attention out... towards the other, towards the "enemy," away from their miserable lives. There is simply nothing to do to appease them... whether you invade their countries or buy their oil, whether you oppress them or allow them to immigrate to your country, whether you cooperate or kill them, whether you cooperate with their tyrants or remove them from power, THEY WILL HATE YOU.

In a lot of ways, Chico's a lot like that... he hates us, and that's his sole reason for being here. It doesn't matter whether we talk with him rationally or insult him, he will hate us.

Like Dennis Miller said, tw... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

Like Dennis Miller said, two muslims will call a Jihad over pizza toppings.

DJ, I can sum up Chico. Idiot. ww

The subject of this post is... (Below threshold)
Sep14:

The subject of this post is null and void.

Don't ban him/her/... (Below threshold)
irongrampa:


Don't ban him/her/it, he/she/it provides valuable comic relief.

As far as debating, those of you who HAVE attempted that surely realize that's an exercise in futility.

So just keep on pointing and laughing at him/her/it.

Sep14 @ 7Indeed.</... (Below threshold)
Rodney Graves Author Profile Page:

Sep14 @ 7

Indeed.

...an Idiot Full of sound and fury signifying nothing....

That's the chicka we've been saddled with.

Interesting that chicos' ha... (Below threshold)
Sep14:

Interesting that chicos' has stage fright now that a thread is all about him.

Similar to Barry campaigning on immigration when the real place his attention should be is on the jobs front. Then again, he has done so much damage there, were better off with him playing the dead beat uncle and staying out of town.

Ouch! That's gonna leave a... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark!

This just in from the Midia... (Below threshold)
MunDane:

This just in from the Midianites:

"Dear Muslims and Jews,

We were here first. Piss off!

Thanks and Moloch Be With You"

Lee Ward, Whoop, Chico soun... (Below threshold)
Gladius:

Lee Ward, Whoop, Chico sounded alike... if they are not the same just proves liberalism is a disease.

Wee Lard, Whooped and chico... (Below threshold)
Sep14:

Wee Lard, Whooped and chico have learned to tone down the race baitin' rhetoric they feel compelled to use on every thread. I applaud the perseverance ,while awaiting the new galoob, when cheeco blows a gasket.

Lee Ward, Whoop, Chico s... (Below threshold)
Evil Otto:

Lee Ward, Whoop, Chico sounded alike...

They are. Whether he/she/they/it are the same person doesn't matter, as there's not one damned bit of difference between them. Name a political topic and you can predict with perfect accuracy what their position on it will be.

Liberals. I swear they grow them in vats.

Inferiority complex? Infer... (Below threshold)
Jim Addison:

Inferiority complex? Inferiority complex?

Chico don't need no stinking COMPLEX - he really IS inferior.

While such trolls are annoying to decent normal people, they do serve some purpose - by reminding everyone just how despicable, dishonest, and anti-American the Obama-lovin' crowd truly is.

You've completely misrepres... (Below threshold)
Chico:

You've completely misrepresented my views, but thank you for the 437 words, DJ.

Meanwhile, the beat goes on... (Below threshold)
Chico:

Meanwhile, the beat goes on of all the things "they" are supposed to ignore.

Girl, 12, Killed in NATO Raid on Wrong Afghan Home:

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/13/world/asia/13afghan.html?_r=1

You've completely misrep... (Below threshold)
Evil Otto:

You've completely misrepresented my views, but thank you for the 437 words, DJ.

No, Chico, he hasn't. He nailed you. And here you are in this thread, proving it with your 5:25 comment.

Please note that Chicoshit'... (Below threshold)
Sky Captain:

Please note that Chicoshit's 5:25 am comment had NOTHING to do with the thread.

As usual.

But the Chicoshit did take the time to count the number of words in DJ post.

Chico"Girl, 12, Ki... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Chico

"Girl, 12, Killed in NATO Raid on Wrong Afghan Home:

"

So Chico

Since you hold Bush responsible for deaths at GITMO, the cab driver, do you hold Obama responsible for the death of the 12 year old girl?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Oh I forgot to add that you... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Oh I forgot to add that you hold Bush responsible for deaths at Abu Graib as well.

Hey Chickonshit<a ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hey Chickonshit

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/bin-laden-revenge-theory-as-bomb-kills-police-in-pakistan/story-e6frf7mf-1226055552417

THE Pakistani Taliban boasted it had taken its “first revenge” for the killing of Osama bin Laden, with the massacre of 80 people in a double suicide bombing at a paramilitary police training centre.


Since this is in retaliation for the killing of OBL do you blame Obama for these deaths?

ChickonshitDo repu... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Chickonshit

Do republicans a favor. Dont ever switch parties.

Yeah, I do blame Obama. We... (Below threshold)
Chico:

Yeah, I do blame Obama. We should get the hell out of Afghanistan, it's a waste of lives and money. Let them fight each other and sort it out.

US getting involved is like intervening in a fight between brothers - both will take us on.

My my HE ANSWERED A SIMPLE ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

My my HE ANSWERED A SIMPLE QUESTION. THere may be some hope yet.

Actually I agree we should ... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

Actually I agree we should get out of Afghansitan. The original mission of seeking out those responsible for 9/11 is done. Plus, the reason we continue to kiss Pakistan's ass AND pay them billions is so we can mobilize some of our forces for the fight. Before we leave we should napalm all the poppy fields also. Two birds. ww

Chica - living? proof that ... (Below threshold)
Olsoljer:

Chica - living? proof that unicorn farts are hazardous to mental health.

Olsoljer,Just havi... (Below threshold)
Rodney Graves:

Olsoljer,

Just having his nose that far up the unicorn's ass has got to be bad for brain oxygen levels... Then again, with chicka, who could tell if it was suffering from brain oxygen depletion...




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