Apparently, Osama been fappin' ...
A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.
The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.
"It's not my stash officer! I swear!" Whatever.
Cut off from civilization, no Internet or phone or cable connectivity, and three wives -- yet the man still has an "extensive" collection of adult entertainment. Hopefully involving only humans.
I guess it's all about priorities.
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Comments (10)
Judging from what was found... (Below threshold)1. Posted by GarandFan | May 14, 2011 10:33 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Judging from what was found in other Jihad members stashes, porn appears to be one of the requirements - aside from being Muslim.
Is that considered "profiling"?
1. Posted by GarandFan | May 14, 2011 10:33 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on May 14, 2011 10:33
2. Posted by Eric | May 14, 2011 12:33 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The intelligence agencies have been concerned for years that Al Qaeda was been using steganography to embed messages within pictures, especially porn pictures.
2. Posted by Eric | May 14, 2011 12:33 PM |
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Posted on May 14, 2011 12:33
3. Posted by Sep14 | May 14, 2011 12:35 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
So does this mean muslim women can wear their hair down?
Anyway, thought the jihadist were into virgins? Apparently, not so much.
3. Posted by Sep14 | May 14, 2011 12:35 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 14, 2011 12:35
4. Posted by Jay Guevara | May 14, 2011 1:08 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
OBL: "I'm sorry, officer, you see I thought these tapes were about animal husbandry, and well, it was an honest mistake, coulda happened to anyone..."
4. Posted by Jay Guevara | May 14, 2011 1:08 PM |
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Posted on May 14, 2011 13:08
5. Posted by CharlieDontSurf | May 14, 2011 4:24 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Osama been fappin..."
No... it's Osama Bin Fappin
5. Posted by CharlieDontSurf | May 14, 2011 4:24 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 14, 2011 16:24
6. Posted by Paul Hooson | May 14, 2011 5:13 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
This is an important part of the moral and religious hypocrisy of Osama bin Laden and his followers. Mohamed Atta who was the mastermind of 9/11 attackers who flew American Airline Flight 11 into the North Tower of the World Trade Center, spent the previous night spending money like water at a strip club stuffing dancers G-strings with money and buying lap dances with some of the other terrorists.
To hear bin Laden's line of crap thinking, they are supposedly God's punishment on American society because we're an immoral society compared to their supposed holy Muslim culture and spiritual purity. However, the real truth is that Osama and his followers are nothing more than murderous thugs and compulsive masturbators.
6. Posted by Paul Hooson | May 14, 2011 5:13 PM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on May 14, 2011 17:13
7. Posted by conservativeBC | May 15, 2011 2:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Here is what he was watching
http://conservativeblogscentral.blogspot.com/2011/05/mahmoud-ahmadinejad-caught-in-bin-laden.html
7. Posted by conservativeBC | May 15, 2011 2:54 AM |
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Posted on May 15, 2011 02:54
8. Posted by d.k. Allen | May 15, 2011 9:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You imply he shouldn't need porn if he has three wives... I suspect the porn *belonged* to the wives.
8. Posted by d.k. Allen | May 15, 2011 9:53 AM |
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Posted on May 15, 2011 09:53
9. Posted by John S | May 16, 2011 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You do realize we're taking Obama's "word" on what they took out of OBL's compound. The porn story is likely bullshit. But they can use whatever data they say they have to justify any attack on the Bill of Rights that they see fit. I never have been much afraid of Osama bin Laden, but I'm terrified of what may happen with OBL's hard drive in the hands of the very evil men in the White House.
9. Posted by John S | May 16, 2011 2:58 PM |
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Posted on May 16, 2011 14:58
10. Posted by jim | May 17, 2011 5:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hi all,
just found the funniest osama product ever!
check it out at:
www.osamaslastbreath.com
10. Posted by jim | May 17, 2011 5:58 AM |
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Posted on May 17, 2011 05:58