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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, right, and former President Bill Clinton discuss solutions to the obesity crisis during an obesity summit at The California Endowment headquarters in Los Angeles Wednesday, Feb. 24, 2010. In 2011, restaurant chains with 20 or more locations will be required to post calorie information on their menus. Vending machine operators will also be required to stock their machines with 35 percent healthy foods and 33 percent healthy beverages. (AP Photo/Damiiaan Dov


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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Yeah, but I didn't knock mi... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Yeah, but I didn't knock mine up.....

Why are they both covering ... (Below threshold)
Don L:

Why are they both covering their zippers?

"...and then this hot lady asked me,is there chance I can work for you.."

My wife didn't catch on either until that night when...

Which Church do we go to....?

Former President Clinton an... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Former President Clinton and former Governor Schwarzenegger are seen sharing a laugh after Schwarzenegger flatly rejected Clinton’s proposal of a wife-swap.

"You have been fornicated."... (Below threshold)

"You have been fornicated."

The next word in the spelli... (Below threshold)
Vader06:

The next word in the spelling bee is: "philanderer"... "philanderer". Arnold: "can you use that in a sentence?" Bill: "Really? "

The contestants in What's t... (Below threshold)
Jay:

The contestants in What's the Best Synonym giggled with embarrassment when stumped by the word "cat."

Sexual Predators vs. Assimi... (Below threshold)

Sexual Predators vs. Assimilated Aliens, next on the SciFi Channel

One has a stain, one has a ... (Below threshold)

One has a stain, one has a son.

No bastard children?<... (Below threshold)
fustian:

No bastard children?

What a girley-man.

Clinton: "Hell, I'm always ... (Below threshold)
Brad:

Clinton: "Hell, I'm always horny. In fact, I'm letting that bear on your state flag hump me now"

Scenes from the new documen... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Scenes from the new documentary: "Pumping Viagra".

It's the Governator and the... (Below threshold)
fustian:

It's the Governator and the Masturbator.

Clinton: "Clearly, Arnold d... (Below threshold)
Brad:

Clinton: "Clearly, Arnold didn't have an exit strategy. As governor, you gotta know when to pull out."

Glad-I-ate-her and the Sper... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Glad-I-ate-her and the Sperminator

Who wants a democrat sandwi... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Who wants a democrat sandwich?

Announcing the remake of "T... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Announcing the remake of "Twins".

Slick Willy and the Governa... (Below threshold)
heckrules:

Slick Willy and the Governator share a laugh while observing a spelling lesson at the special charter school set up for their illegitimate progeny.

Unnamed reporter: "No, seri... (Below threshold)

Unnamed reporter: "No, seriously, did the revelations of your infidelities harm your future business or political ambitions?"

"So, gentlemen, how is marr... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

"So, gentlemen, how is married life?"

What's it like porking a Ke... (Below threshold)
fustian:

What's it like porking a Kennedy?

Just like porking a Secretary of State, except you don't need the bag.

Yeah, well, Chelsea's mine ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Yeah, well, Chelsea's mine too.

Sorry.

Skank magnets.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Skank magnets.

And they can't drum up an a... (Below threshold)
fustian:

And they can't drum up an attractive mistress between the two of 'em.

Hans & Franz Reunion Tour 2... (Below threshold)
Brad:

Hans & Franz Reunion Tour 2011: We're Ready to Pump Her Up!

Bill and Arnold were in a j... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bill and Arnold were in a jovial mood today when it was announced that they would be the new copresidents of the IMF.

Arnold waits his turn at hi... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Arnold waits his turn at his first meeting.

"Hi, I'm Bill. It's been 15 days since my last intern."

The poster for the new movi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The poster for the new movie "Terminator 5: Rise in the Levis"

Bill "Who would have though... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bill "Who would have thought we had so much in common"

Bill "What did you tell Mar... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bill "What did you tell Maria when you were going to see your mistresses?"

Arnold "I'll be back"

Arnold's Girlfriend - "I'll... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Arnold's Girlfriend - "I'll be back"
Bill's Girlfriend - Baby got back

The Bill and Arnold theme s... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The Bill and Arnold theme song - Baby got back

Bubba: "Too bad your Mar... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

Bubba: "Too bad your Maria doesn't have political ambitions like my Hillary or she would have helped you cover this up like Hillary does the thousands of times I cheat on her."

Suddenly Charlie Sheen does... (Below threshold)

Suddenly Charlie Sheen doesn't look so ridiculous

Arnold and Bill hosting "Ce... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Arnold and Bill hosting "Celebrity Apprentice - Barely Legal" auditions.

Nice bowling shoes Arnie.</... (Below threshold)

Nice bowling shoes Arnie.

Monkey see, monkey do.... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Monkey see, monkey do.

You may be laughing now, Ar... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

You may be laughing now, Arnold, but I don't think Maria's a "Stand by her man" kinda lady.

Bill and Arnold only feign ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Bill and Arnold only feign interest in the obesity crisis when in fact they both seem to choose chunky distractions.

See? If Arnold had stuck to... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

See? If Arnold had stuck to the Lewinsky, he wouldn't have this problem!

On blackboard:Get ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

On blackboard:

Get to Screwl!

Katie Couric is so lame; sh... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Katie Couric is so lame; she asked the pair if they really had "healthy appetites" and then couldn't figure out why they were laughing at her.

"Yes, Arnold I would like t... (Below threshold)

"Yes, Arnold I would like to try one of your cigars, Bill... yours not so much."

Voters are like women. No m... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Voters are like women. No matter how much they protest, you just keep repeating, "You, know you like it! You know you like it!" Ha ha ha ha.

The Sperminater laughs alou... (Below threshold)
Charlie:

The Sperminater laughs aloud to be seated next to "a leetle girly-mahn dat tries to make a baby weeth a cigar"

"Scoreboard, Meat."... (Below threshold)
pgg:

"Scoreboard, Meat."

"...at least I didn't end u... (Below threshold)

"...at least I didn't end up stuck with Hillary."

I've always told Arnold, "T... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I've always told Arnold, "True Lies" is my favorite film.

reporter - "Mr president, w... (Below threshold)
retired military:

reporter - "Mr president, what was your reaction when you saw the picture of the mother of Arnold's love child?"

Clinton - "I'd do her"

ALex Trebeck "Welcome to Je... (Below threshold)
retired military:

ALex Trebeck "Welcome to Jeopardy. The category is former elected officials. Look at this picture. One of these is a retired politician, with maritial issues, doesnt sleep with his wife anymore, has had mistresses, has a politically connected wife, increased the deficit while in office, and is considered to be a middle of the road democrat. The other is ...."

Contestant " Alex, who is ummmm. Can we get another clue?"

Twiddle-dumb and Twiddle-du... (Below threshold)
Rob:

Twiddle-dumb and Twiddle-dumber

"And I said to her 'Go Down... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"And I said to her 'Go Down', 'Go Down' my little tortilla girl. ww

Two penises in a pod.... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Two penises in a pod.

Gloria Allred has a nice dr... (Below threshold)
MunDane:

Gloria Allred has a nice dream...

"And the girls weren't the ... (Below threshold)
Rob:

"And the girls weren't the only ones we screwed..."

Your choice on today's Dati... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

Your choice on today's Dating Game is between not-Bachelor Number One and not-Bachelor Number Two. Not-Bachelor Number Three could not make it today as he has not yet been released from Riker's Island.

One lied about having sex, ... (Below threshold)

One lied about having sex, and the other lied about being a Republican.

"The Biggest Loser",... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"The Biggest Loser", fidelity version.

"At least I only stained a ... (Below threshold)

"At least I only stained a dress."

In an unguarded moment, the... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

In an unguarded moment, the former President and former governor react to a student asking if cheating on your spouse is wrong.

In response to a student's ... (Below threshold)
Rob:

In response to a student's innocent question:

"My favorite movie? Caligula, of course."

"Yah, me too. Heh heh."

Welcome to the Ugly Mistres... (Below threshold)
cathymv:

Welcome to the Ugly Mistress Clubs first meeting. Please put your hands together to welcome tonights Keynote speakers on Ugly Mistresses, Bill Clinton and Arnold Schwartzenegger......

No, no! Y'all don't underst... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

No, no! Y'all don't understand. We got laid. Y'all are the ones that got screwed.

Bill and Arnold talk about ... (Below threshold)
Rob:

Bill and Arnold talk about their upcoming TV show "Two Half Men."

Kindergarten Clowns ... (Below threshold)
Sep14:

Kindergarten Clowns

Poster boys for keeping you... (Below threshold)
Sep14:

Poster boys for keeping your daughters home at night

(Question from the audience... (Below threshold)
Shamspade:

(Question from the audience) What is your opinion of Nancy Pelosi?

Natural politicians: not a ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Natural politicians: not a principle to be found between the two of 'em.

Reporter: "Who's the bigges... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Reporter: "Who's the biggest prick?"
Together: "Obama."

reporter - "Mr president, w... (Below threshold)
retired military:

reporter - "Mr president, what was your reaction when you saw the picture of the mother of Arnold's love child?"

Clinton - "I'd do her"

Arnold - "Bill, that's not exactly a glowing recommendation"

Well, I bet these twatmonge... (Below threshold)
Sep14:

Well, I bet these twatmongers are excited about the 2012 erections..

"Adulterer number two - if ... (Below threshold)
Highlander:

"Adulterer number two - if you were a dog, what kind of a dog would you be?"

So, who wants to work at th... (Below threshold)
jinnout:

So, who wants to work at the IMF?

One of us will be the next ... (Below threshold)
teh Wind:

One of us will be the next President of France before that dumb frog is.

We're thinking of doing a '... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

We're thinking of doing a 'tag team' thing later tonight. Any of you ladies from the press want to join us?

"Hahaha! I agree wid d' Pr... (Below threshold)
cagey1:

"Hahaha! I agree wid d' President. Dey are NEVAH ugly wid d' lighds oud!"

One of these has been calle... (Below threshold)

One of these has been called every vile name possible in the media: Philanderer, betrayer, adulterer, unprincipled liar.

The other one is simply called a Democrat

The Disney Channel proudly ... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

The Disney Channel proudly presents its newest quiz show named, "Who's Your Daddy?" with your host, John Edwards!

You cant say these are the ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

You cant say these are the 2 biggest boobs in Politics. Obama isnt in the picture.

Your terms as President and... (Below threshold)
heckrules:

Your terms as President and Governor were the most insanely idiotic times I have ever lived through. At no point in your rambling, incoherent terms were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this country is dumber for having lived through them. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

The new Rat Pack -- this ti... (Below threshold)
Rob:

The new Rat Pack -- this time with a lot more Rat.

reporter "what would you s... (Below threshold)
retired military:

reporter "what would you say if Obama was standing between the 2 of you right now?"

Bill "I'm left cheeck"
Arnold "I'm right cheeck"
Both together "Who's the big asshole in the middle"


Arnold: I lahrned from de b... (Below threshold)

Arnold: I lahrned from de best!

Reporter: "Would either of... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Reporter: "Would either of you like to comment on Obama's ability as President?"

Groper's and Changer's... (Below threshold)
914:

Groper's and Changer's

Viagra introduces its new s... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Viagra introduces its new spokesmen.

Duet-" Anything you can do ... (Below threshold)
tom:

Duet-" Anything you can do I can do better,...."

I haven't read any of the s... (Below threshold)
pjay:

I haven't read any of the suggested captions yet. Honestly, I don't think this picture needs one - just seeing those two sitting next to each other laughing is funny all by itself!

The debut of the new a cape... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

The debut of the new a capella group, The Laughing Adulterers didn't go over so well...

THe boys share a laugh as t... (Below threshold)
Roy:

THe boys share a laugh as they watch a true master, Bibi Netanyahu, demonstrating on Obama how it's really done.

The boys get a chuckle out ... (Below threshold)
Rob:

The boys get a chuckle out of watching the John Edwards sex tape.

Clinton just spotted Arnold... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Clinton just spotted Arnold's girlie man shoes!

The president and vice-pres... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

The president and vice-president of the "We're-definitely-not-going-anywhere-if-the-Rapture-does-happen-tomorrow" club.

<a href="http://en.wikipedi... (Below threshold)

Don LaFontaine movie trailer voice-over for Twins II:

In a world where wedding vows are just a suggestion, truth is on permanent holiday, consciousness knows no shame...
Keynote speakers at the Chu... (Below threshold)
CZ:

Keynote speakers at the Chubby-Chasers convention.

Third leg blind... (Below threshold)
Sep14:

Third leg blind

...and bachelor number two?... (Below threshold)
John Hansen:

...and bachelor number two?

Which one blew his wad all ... (Below threshold)
jester7653:

Which one blew his wad all over the dress? Which one had the balls and knew how to use them?

The Marriage Terminator... (Below threshold)
Paul Hooson:

The Marriage Terminator

Hasta la vista, Maria.... (Below threshold)
Paul Hooson:

Hasta la vista, Maria.

It depends on what the mean... (Below threshold)
Dave G.:

It depends on what the meaning of es es.

Former President Clinton an... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

Former President Clinton and former Governor Schwarzenegger stunned the crowd when they performed their rendition of "To All the Girls I've Loved Before"

Hell, no, Arnie - I didn't ... (Below threshold)

Hell, no, Arnie - I didn't even father Hillary's!

Horny and Hornier... (Below threshold)
Don :

Horny and Hornier

Twins... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Twins

Not all what Glenn Reynolds... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Not all what Glenn Reynolds had in mind when he coined the term "Pork Busters".

Look Arnold-- you gotta kno... (Below threshold)
MPerret:

Look Arnold-- you gotta know when to hold'em and know when to fold'em!

Ha,ha,ha ... the joke is on... (Below threshold)
Carolyn:

Ha,ha,ha ... the joke is on Willy and Aw-nold.
2 taxpayers got rich screwing them.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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