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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


U.S. President Barack Obama drinks a Guinness beer as he meets with local residents at Ollie Hayes pub in Moneygall, Ireland, the ancestral homeland of his great-great-great grandfather, Monday, May 23, 2011. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)


Winners will be announced Monday evening due to the holiday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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To me!... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

To me!

Here's to me 'cause I won.<... (Below threshold)
Edward A. Schuster:

Here's to me 'cause I won.

Here's to typical white Iri... (Below threshold)
DSkinner:

Here's to typical white Irishmen. To me!

"If Michelle sees this pict... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"If Michelle sees this picture of me having a Guinness down here at the pub with you guys she'll have me on dry watercress sandwiches and Jello for a week."

"...And my Justice Departme... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

"...And my Justice Department will never prosecute a beer that looks like this."

Let's party like it's May 2... (Below threshold)
Vader06:

Let's party like it's May 24, 2008... Brilliant!

May federally subsidized ro... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

May federally subsidized road rise up to meet ya!

"We finalized the details f... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"We finalized the details for our trip here to our homeland just before I killed Bin Laden. You guys do know that I killed Bin Laden, right?"

The queen's not buying this... (Below threshold)
fustian:

The queen's not buying this toast either.

Since He was in Ireland, He... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Since He was in Ireland, He turned the water into Guinness instead

Why are you giving me a dar... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Why are you giving me a darker beer than everyone else? Racist!

I'm what they call the "bla... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I'm what they call the "black Irish"...

"For I'm a jolly good fello... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"For I'm a jolly good fellow, for I'm ..."

I added a little debt to th... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

I added a little debt to the budget but after all, I'm from Money gall!

Where's St. Patrick when yo... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Where's St. Patrick when you need him? Snakes are back in Ireland!

Nothing like 5 or 6 pints t... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Nothing like 5 or 6 pints to dull the nicotine cravings.

"Gentlemen . . . to evil!"<... (Below threshold)

"Gentlemen . . . to evil!"

"When it comes to beer, alw... (Below threshold)

"When it comes to beer, always bet on black."

All criticism of this photo... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

All criticism of this photo will be called racist
Drink up, bitches.

"I'm the least interesti... (Below threshold)
Oyster:

"I'm the least interesting man in the world. Stay liberal, my friend."

St. Obama brought the Wall ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

St. Obama brought the Wall Street bears to Ireland.

Obama offers proof that CO2... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Obama offers proof that CO2 causing global foaming

Haven't the Irish suffered ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Haven't the Irish suffered enough?

And here's to the people of... (Below threshold)
fustian:

And here's to the people of Joplin, Missouri...I'm gonna get right on that in a couple of weeks.

A real man's man, Obama alw... (Below threshold)
fustian:

A real man's man, Obama always follows up a good Arugula salad with a Guinness.

Obama would later admit tha... (Below threshold)
jim2:

Obama would later admit that, in his administration, it was in Ireland where matters finally came to a head.

Anyone wanna trade me for a... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Anyone wanna trade me for a Coors Light?

Obama beer: head for the hi... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Obama beer: head for the hills!

Historians believe that it ... (Below threshold)
jim2:

Historians believe that it was sometime during this trip that the idea was born for the strategic underwater defense system.

I thought St. Patrick banne... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I thought St. Patrick banned snakes from Ireland?

How many more of these do I... (Below threshold)
fustian:

How many more of these do I need to drink before Michelle looks like Kate Middleton?

He puts the "sham" in Shamr... (Below threshold)
fustian:

He puts the "sham" in Shamrock!

It is better to spend money... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow
than to spend tonight like there's no money!

If you all really had the l... (Below threshold)
Brad:

If you all really had the luck o' the Irish, I'd be your president.

Here's to you, here's to me... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Here's to you, here's to me, the best of friends we'll always be. But if we

ever disagree, forget you here's to ME!!

May your troubles be as few... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my brother's teeth.

Obama attempts another "Bee... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Obama attempts another "Beer Summit", but the Queen refused to attend.

Let's see. I've dumped on I... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Let's see. I've dumped on Israel, shown myself to be a huge prat in England, denied emergency funds to the states that voted against me, and generally displayed the lack of leadership on big issues that I'm known for. IT'S MILLER TIME!

"a few more of these and mo... (Below threshold)
rbee:

"a few more of these and mooch-elle will actually start lookin like that french first lady chick, keep um comin!

Here's to 758 days without ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Here's to 758 days without a budget.

The Barack Obama: half Guin... (Below threshold)
fustian:

The Barack Obama: half Guinness and half Colt 45. Drink a few of those and you'll NEED government health care!

The head on the beer has mo... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The head on the beer has more intelligence -- and way more character.

Fake blarney, real beer.</p... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Fake blarney, real beer.

A toast!... er... where's m... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

A toast!... er... where's my teleprompter?

Obama's toast.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Obama's toast.

To unemployment and to hell... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

To unemployment and to hell with Joplinites! ww

I thought there were suppos... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I thought there were supposed to be no snakes in Ireland?

Ok guys....I have to toast ... (Below threshold)
heckrulz:

Ok guys....I have to toast the Queen of England tomorrow night....let's practice that toast.

Oh shit, that looks like so... (Below threshold)
just bob:

Oh shit, that looks like some guy I was on the "down low" back in school.

It's really not dark enough... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

It's really not dark enough. But who am I to talk?

Here's to the suckers who a... (Below threshold)

Here's to the suckers who are paying for the party, Ladies and Gentlemen - the taxpayers!

"Well just one more. I'm dr... (Below threshold)

"Well just one more. I'm driving."

"Reminds me of my favorite ... (Below threshold)

"Reminds me of my favorite back home. Arrogant Bastard Ale."

Tell the band to stop. I'm ... (Below threshold)

Tell the band to stop. I'm not finished with my toast.

My Toast: Here's a black b... (Below threshold)
Duke of DeLand:

My Toast: Here's a black beer for me cause I sent Bin Laden to his 72 Sturgeons! I did, I did!

There once was a man from K... (Below threshold)

There once was a man from Kenya
Who babbled and tried to flimflam ya
Said with a foolish grin
Guiness running down his chin
If your Republican I'm gonna tax ya.

Mulligan brew! Elixir of th... (Below threshold)
Sep14:

Mulligan brew! Elixir of the frauds!

Of course I kissed the Blar... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Of course I kissed the Blarney Stone. Didn't you hear my speech on the Mid-East?

To the demise of the United... (Below threshold)
Michael Hamm:

To the demise of the United States.

Who says I don't know proto... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Who says I don't know protocol? I have my pinky extended while I'm drinking the damn beer, don't I?

Um...do you have a nice Cab... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Um...do you have a nice Cabernet instead?

The Least Interesting Man i... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

The Least Interesting Man in the World shows us which beer he drinks........

In the old days I could hav... (Below threshold)
mpw280:

In the old days I could have had my Marlboro with this beer but they have ruined it even in Ireland. mpw

Obama looks to the teleprom... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama looks to the teleprompter to ensure he gets the toast right.

Where's George Bush? I hea... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Where's George Bush? I heard he was a great guy to have a beer with.

Obama suggested a beer summ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama suggested a beer summit with the Palestians and Israel.

"A dark one with white head... (Below threshold)

"A dark one with white head. Now there's beer summit i can support!"

Obama drinking a beer? Did... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama drinking a beer? Did he say something stupid again?

Obama "Dis dont look like n... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Dis dont look like no 40 to me"

A pint of Guiness - $5<br /... (Below threshold)
retired military:

A pint of Guiness - $5
Taxpayer funded trip to Ireland = $1.2 million
Having a beer with the least interesting socialist in the world - Priceless.

Obama "what's my take on th... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "what's my take on the religous struggles in Ireland's past? Well I think they should have let the jews come here after WW2 instead of Israel"

Obama winces as Joe Biden s... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama winces as Joe Biden says "Got a Pabst on tap?"

TeaPartiers became quite up... (Below threshold)
Art W:

TeaPartiers became quite upset recently when President Obama drank a dark beer. The NASCAR branch of the Tea Party promptly hung him in effigy for not drinking a pale, watery, poor-tasting American beer instead.

"You mean to tell me they j... (Below threshold)
woody:

"You mean to tell me they just served a 'Black & Tan' & only told me it's CALLED an 'O'Bama'?"

Between him and that Guines... (Below threshold)

Between him and that Guiness there's only one good head.

Finally, something Barry is... (Below threshold)
Sep14:

Finally, something Barry is good at!

Always lead the phalanx wit... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Always lead the phalanx with the least valuable....

What tornados? What floods... (Below threshold)
TexBob:

What tornados? What floods? What fires?

Here's to another pint of Guinness muthas!

"In this glass I have a lis... (Below threshold)
glenn:

"In this glass I have a list of my political enemies. The IRS has been given their names."

Looks like the 3D lens is s... (Below threshold)
Don:

Looks like the 3D lens is still in place.

....a big step up from Old ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

....a big step up from Old English 800 malt
liquor in a brown bag.

"Barkeep....could you put a... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Barkeep....could you put a head on this?...
and give me a Perignon chaser....."

"Waiter, there's a fly in m... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Waiter, there's a fly in my Guinness!"

"Get me a Secret Service ag... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Get me a Secret Service agent to taste this
swill before I imbibe."

"So is it true you Micks ge... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"So is it true you Micks get this bilge from
your chamber-pots?"

When you need a good buzz w... (Below threshold)
SpideyTerry:

When you need a good buzz while condemning the Israeli nation and Jews in general, the choice is clear - Obama-brand beer. It's what all the enemies of America drink.

Sponsored by Reverend Wright and Louis Farakan. Hating America and Israel for as long as anyone can remember.

Obama "Let me propose a toa... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Let me propose a toast to Ireland. Me...I...mine....my....I...mine..I...me....me...my....mine....I...mine...my...I...I...I...my...my...I...me....me....I...I..mine....me..me...mine...I...I...I...me...my....mine....mine...I...me...I...I...mine..and that is why Ireland was such a great place for my ancestors to save. Here's to Ireland."

I remember when I was but a... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I remember when I was but a wee lad...

Obama waits for a toast to ... (Below threshold)

Obama waits for a toast to appear on his teleprompter.

Trust me, this is how you b... (Below threshold)
Clive:

Trust me, this is how you bring aragula to the masses.

Here's to the country with ... (Below threshold)
JDL:

Here's to the country with the best political system in the world, CHINA.

Here's to the the man who I... (Below threshold)
JDL:

Here's to the the man who I admire the most in the whole wide world my father GEORGE SOROS.

/\ Problems with HTML? The ... (Below threshold)
JDL:

/\ Problems with HTML? The previous post showed the STRIKE of my father in the preview but not in the post.

Hear we have a fine example... (Below threshold)
Rob:

Hear we have a fine example of stout with a good head. In this case, it's in the glass being held up by a poseur who is anything but...

The people have no bread? L... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The people have no bread? Let them drink beer!

Guinness is good for you! ... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

Guinness is good for you! Obama is bad for US!

...and now I will proceed t... (Below threshold)
firefirefire:

...and now I will proceed to lie to you about the first time I had a Guiness....

"Guinness experiences a sha... (Below threshold)
Joel :

"Guinness experiences a sharp decline in business after 0bama is photographed with a glass."

Guy behind Obama to the rig... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Guy behind Obama to the right - Sweet Jesus I'm so thirsty my stoomach thinks my throoats bin slit. Will this foocker even stop with 'de endless toastin' and let us drink?

"Did Michelle get this glas... (Below threshold)

"Did Michelle get this glass of milk? Damn, she burns everything."

"This is the Obama economy.... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

"This is the Obama economy. Watch how it goes from half-full to all-empty."

"Some would say this glass ... (Below threshold)

"Some would say this glass is half full, some would say half empty. Since there's still something in it, I would say it hasn't been taxed enough."

(Thanks for the idea, twolaneflash - rodney)

"Hell, this is nothin'!....... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Hell, this is nothin'!.....we drank goats'
blood every weekend in Kenya!"

"Here's to your next Nobel ... (Below threshold)

"Here's to your next Nobel Peace Prize, Mr. President."
"SKOAL!"

A toast to returning Irelan... (Below threshold)
guido:

A toast to returning Ireland's borders to pre-1921 boundaries - GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!..........what?!?!?, was I supposed to wait for Danny Boy to stop playing or something?

An ceann is measa Uachtarán... (Below threshold)
guido:

An ceann is measa Uachtarán i gcónaí!

(That's Gaelic for 'Worst President EVER'!)

Merci beaucoup!...<a href="... (Below threshold)

Merci beaucoup!...part deux.

Thanks to my Auto-Pen, even... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Thanks to my Auto-Pen, even though I'm on vacation in Ireland, you're still screwed.

"You'll understand my conce... (Below threshold)

"You'll understand my concern, of course. While this beer may not be piss yellow, it does closely resemble Joe Biden's urine sample."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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