15. Posted by
Upset Old Guy | June 3, 2011 7:43 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:
Dateline Boston: Sarah Palin followed in George W. Bush's footsteps by meeting-up with her "celebrity double" while here in Boston. The meeting mirrored former President Bush's performance with a double at a White House Correspondents' dinner.
In other news: President Obama continues with his efforts to meet-up with anything that will make him look competent or presidential in time for the 2012 election cycle.
15. Posted by
Upset Old Guy | June 3, 2011 7:43 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
40. Posted by
iurockhead | June 3, 2011 9:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
iurockhead:
The mass exodus from the journalism industry, and subsequent implosion of the MSM, began when it became public that there were two Sarah Palins. There will be no story at 11.
40. Posted by
iurockhead | June 3, 2011 9:16 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
As with a xerox, the copy is never as brilliant as the original, and the clone turned out to be sort of a dip, by happy chance though the copy still garnered some sympathetic support and pity from all she met. Just another case of Sarah an' dip, pity.
45. Posted by
rodney dill | June 3, 2011 9:29 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
49. Posted by
hermie | June 3, 2011 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hermie:
Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.
49. Posted by
hermie | June 3, 2011 9:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
76. Posted by
Woot Woot | June 3, 2011 1:19 PM | Score: -10 (16 votes cast)
Woot Woot:
Exhausted from ducking hard questions like "What newspapers do you read?" and "where are you going today?" Non-Presidential candidate and part-time quitter Sarah Palin introduces herself to her new stunt double.
Trained to mimic Palin exactly with such pithy phrases as "How am I supposed to know?" and "Energy? You betcha! Let's get some of that!," Palin's stunt double, hired by Roger Ailes. has the IQ of a goldfish and veracity of a brown bear in heat.
American voters collectively rolled its eyes in disbelief as Tea Partiers across the nation cheered Palin's bold move.
"She's so smart!" says Rodney Graves, part-time partisan hack and full-time egotist. "I can't wait until she's elected President!."
76. Posted by
Woot Woot | June 3, 2011 1:19 PM |
Score: -10 (16 votes cast)
77. Posted by
fustian | June 3, 2011 1:44 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
fustian:
It's working already! Rock stupid, wingnut morons like WootWoot are even now exposing their lack of wit, their lack of civility, and their lack of judgement.
I hope he's got a fuse on that orifice he calls a mind!
77. Posted by
fustian | June 3, 2011 1:44 PM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
93. Posted by
Bruce | June 3, 2011 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bruce:
After time travel is invented, President Palin comes back from the future with an important warning to prevent George Soros from downloading his brain into an indestructible killer cyborg that threatens to conquer the world. Gives Todd Palin newly invented raygun to protect Sarah just in case.laser
93. Posted by
Bruce | June 3, 2011 5:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
105. Posted by
Timmer | June 4, 2011 12:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:
See, it's my clone that the press keeps asking those hard history questions to...everyone knows clones aren't as intelligent as the original...everyone knows Paul Revere warned...dem French guys down da road dat da British were coming. Everyone knows that...right?
105. Posted by
Timmer | June 4, 2011 12:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
109. Posted by
Heckrulz | June 4, 2011 12:49 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Heckrulz:
Liberals everywhere are screaming for a halt to all stem-cell research, after a recent scientific breakthrough makes cloning Palin's adult stem-cells a reality.
109. Posted by
Heckrulz | June 4, 2011 12:49 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
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Comments (117)
Double Trouble... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Double Trouble
1. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 7:16 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:16
2. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 7:28 AM | Score: 16 (20 votes cast)
"So Whaddya want to do tonight?"
"Same thing we do every night, Try to take over the world."
2. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 7:28 AM |
Score: 16 (20 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:28
3. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Where'd ya get that shade of lipstick?"
3. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 7:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:29
4. Posted by Jay Tea
| June 3, 2011 7:32 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Labor division, Palin family style: Todd does the fishin', Sarah does the fission.
J.
4. Posted by Jay Tea
| June 3, 2011 7:32 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:32
5. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:33 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Andrew Sullivan is even now scribbling another whack-job theory on how Trig was born.
5. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:33 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:33
6. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:34 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Which one has the bigger boobs?
That's easy: the New York Times.
6. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:34 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:34
7. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 7:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Charlie Sheen: "Twinning, Duh!"
7. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 7:36 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:36
8. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:36 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
This has Anthony Weiner so excited, he's started twittering again.
8. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:36 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:36
9. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:38 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
The entire democrat party just crapped themselves.
9. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:38 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:38
10. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I think I just saw a feminist's head explode.
10. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:39 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:39
11. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So how'd twinning the GOP nomination work out fer ya."
11. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 7:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:39
12. Posted by John F Not Kerry | June 3, 2011 7:39 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
The ultimate liberal nightmare: She can be in two places at once!
12. Posted by John F Not Kerry | June 3, 2011 7:39 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:39
13. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
If I was a democrat, I'd be very afraid.
13. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:40 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:40
14. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | June 3, 2011 7:41 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
"Tina Fey is goin' down."
"You Betcha."
14. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | June 3, 2011 7:41 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:41
15. Posted by Upset Old Guy | June 3, 2011 7:43 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Dateline Boston: Sarah Palin followed in George W. Bush's footsteps by meeting-up with her "celebrity double" while here in Boston. The meeting mirrored former President Bush's performance with a double at a White House Correspondents' dinner.
In other news: President Obama continues with his efforts to meet-up with anything that will make him look competent or presidential in time for the 2012 election cycle.
15. Posted by Upset Old Guy | June 3, 2011 7:43 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:43
16. Posted by tom | June 3, 2011 7:47 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Two rights don't make a wrong.
16. Posted by tom | June 3, 2011 7:47 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:47
17. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 3, 2011 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Come on, look at the guy behind them.
17. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 3, 2011 7:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:50
18. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:50 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
In other news, Romney met with his double...Obama.
18. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:50 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:50
19. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 3, 2011 7:51 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
I can see your rack from my house.
19. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 3, 2011 7:51 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:51
20. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 3, 2011 7:52 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Happy Birthday Todd!
20. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 3, 2011 7:52 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:52
21. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You know that guy in the background is thinking about a Palin sandwich.
21. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:53
22. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Both Grizzly Mama's agree: Rep. Weiner's a dick!
22. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 7:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 07:58
23. Posted by hermie | June 3, 2011 8:04 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Listen...I think I just heard Chris Matthews screaming hysterically.
23. Posted by hermie | June 3, 2011 8:04 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 08:04
24. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 8:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
If Chris Matthew's leg isn't tingling over this, you have to wonder if he's gay.
24. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 8:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 08:07
25. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 8:13 AM | Score: 24 (28 votes cast)
The plan is for one to run as a republican, the other as a democrat. If all goes well, half the press will end up in an asylum.
25. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 8:13 AM |
Score: 24 (28 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 08:13
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 3, 2011 8:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Democrats unveil a new secret weapon but the genuine article is just too obvious.
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 3, 2011 8:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 08:19
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 3, 2011 8:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Yes, I am Palin future. Come with me if you want to live.
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 3, 2011 8:20 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 08:20
28. Posted by Eric | June 3, 2011 8:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
First there was Walternate, then Fauxlivia now we have Sarahgate. Sarah Palin really is the Fringe candidate.
28. Posted by Eric | June 3, 2011 8:21 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 08:21
29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 3, 2011 8:26 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Palin's V.P. pick shocks media, nation.
29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 3, 2011 8:26 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 08:26
30. Posted by tomg51 | June 3, 2011 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
10,000 bucks or I tweet these to the Enquirer...
Do it you're the bland part for moose stew
30. Posted by tomg51 | June 3, 2011 8:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 08:33
31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 3, 2011 8:34 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Yes, I do Palin comparison.
31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 3, 2011 8:34 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 08:34
32. Posted by Joe Miller | June 3, 2011 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This is for those who can't decide if she ought to be President or Vice President.
32. Posted by Joe Miller | June 3, 2011 8:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 08:38
33. Posted by Falze | June 3, 2011 8:48 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
...and MSNBC was off the air for nearly 38 hours as producers desperately searched for a still-sane host...
33. Posted by Falze | June 3, 2011 8:48 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 08:48
34. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 8:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Screw that Wiener guy. I say we get these two twitter accounts and see what happens.
34. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 8:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 08:48
35. Posted by just bob | June 3, 2011 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ya think we could work out a skit for SNL ?
35. Posted by just bob | June 3, 2011 8:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 08:57
36. Posted by Gmac | June 3, 2011 9:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
If I was drunk and seeing her double I'd tell the bartender to keep them coming because it sure beats that pink elephant.
36. Posted by Gmac | June 3, 2011 9:03 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 09:03
37. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| June 3, 2011 9:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The republican ticket for President and Vice President is announced.
37. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| June 3, 2011 9:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 09:04
38. Posted by WildWillie | June 3, 2011 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is a safety issue. Showing this picture will cause libeals heads to explode. Warning! ww
38. Posted by WildWillie | June 3, 2011 9:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 09:04
39. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| June 3, 2011 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Separated at birth. Noone can tell which one is appearing at any particular meeting.
39. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| June 3, 2011 9:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 09:05
40. Posted by iurockhead | June 3, 2011 9:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The mass exodus from the journalism industry, and subsequent implosion of the MSM, began when it became public that there were two Sarah Palins. There will be no story at 11.
40. Posted by iurockhead | June 3, 2011 9:16 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 09:16
41. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 3, 2011 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pull my finger.
41. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 3, 2011 9:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 09:16
42. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
42. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 9:17 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 09:17
43. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 9:20 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Pull your finger."
43. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 9:20 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 09:20
44. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| June 3, 2011 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One will give a press conference in New Hampshire and one in Iowa at the same time.
44. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| June 3, 2011 9:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 09:24
45. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
As with a xerox, the copy is never as brilliant as the original, and the clone turned out to be sort of a dip, by happy chance though the copy still garnered some sympathetic support and pity from all she met. Just another case of Sarah an' dip, pity.
45. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 9:29 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 09:29
46. Posted by Dan Melson | June 3, 2011 9:31 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Liberal media: It's an ambush! There's TWO of them!
46. Posted by Dan Melson | June 3, 2011 9:31 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 09:31
47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 3, 2011 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks Rodney! I knew you would get it.
47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 3, 2011 9:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 09:33
48. Posted by Orwellian | June 3, 2011 9:34 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
I'll be in my bunk.
48. Posted by Orwellian | June 3, 2011 9:34 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 09:34
49. Posted by hermie | June 3, 2011 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.
49. Posted by hermie | June 3, 2011 9:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 09:35
50. Posted by retired military | June 3, 2011 9:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Liberal heads explode in 3...2...1..
50. Posted by retired military | June 3, 2011 9:36 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 09:36
51. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 9:47 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"You look fantastic."
"Thank you, you're two kind."
51. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 9:47 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 09:47
52. Posted by retired military | June 3, 2011 10:00 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
WOnder Twin powers activate
52. Posted by retired military | June 3, 2011 10:00 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 10:00
53. Posted by dana | June 3, 2011 10:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
What really scares liberals.....our perfection of cloning.
53. Posted by dana | June 3, 2011 10:03 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 10:03
54. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 3, 2011 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not an entry, but I know exactly where that picture was taken. Odd how distinctive a building corner can be...
54. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 3, 2011 10:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 10:04
55. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 10:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tea Party's new theme -- We Are Legion
55. Posted by rodney dill | June 3, 2011 10:09 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 10:09
56. Posted by Timmer | June 3, 2011 10:15 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Aren't you a lil short for a Storm Trooper?
56. Posted by Timmer | June 3, 2011 10:15 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 10:15
57. Posted by Brad | June 3, 2011 10:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Yeah, that's the ticket!
57. Posted by Brad | June 3, 2011 10:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 10:15
58. Posted by Joe Miller | June 3, 2011 10:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I can't say with certitude that those are my tits...they might be her tits.
58. Posted by Joe Miller | June 3, 2011 10:17 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 10:17
59. Posted by tomg51 | June 3, 2011 10:22 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Yes, I have 2 birth certificates. Is that a problem?
59. Posted by tomg51 | June 3, 2011 10:22 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 10:22
60. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 3, 2011 10:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I have an extra bus if you'd like to help me run the MSM around the country in a state of utter confusion; I'm talking serious payback here.
60. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 3, 2011 10:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 10:24
61. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 3, 2011 10:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Are you my evil twin?
61. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 3, 2011 10:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 10:26
62. Posted by Brad | June 3, 2011 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lock, stock, and both barrels smokin'
62. Posted by Brad | June 3, 2011 10:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 10:35
63. Posted by Rich Moore | June 3, 2011 10:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Want to have some fun with the LSM? You go that way and I'll go this way!!!!
63. Posted by Rich Moore | June 3, 2011 10:37 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 10:37
64. Posted by Jeff | June 3, 2011 10:57 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
So does David Letterman make rude comments about your daughter as well?
64. Posted by Jeff | June 3, 2011 10:57 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 10:57
65. Posted by Jeff | June 3, 2011 11:05 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
2 Tina Fey impersonators at once !!! Wow ...
65. Posted by Jeff | June 3, 2011 11:05 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 11:05
66. Posted by OregonMuse | June 3, 2011 11:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Karl Rove's time machine suddenly developed a glitch.
66. Posted by OregonMuse | June 3, 2011 11:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 11:11
67. Posted by jbw | June 3, 2011 11:12 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
In a surprising move today the Obama administration came out against Human cloning.
67. Posted by jbw | June 3, 2011 11:12 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 11:12
68. Posted by jbw | June 3, 2011 11:16 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Double your pleasure
Double your fun
Double the liberal asses you kick just for fun.
68. Posted by jbw | June 3, 2011 11:16 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 11:16
69. Posted by Gmac | June 3, 2011 12:02 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Ying and Yang?
No...
Ying and Yowsa!
69. Posted by Gmac | June 3, 2011 12:02 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 12:02
70. Posted by cstmbuild | June 3, 2011 12:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DNC: "Oh Shit, they cloned her!"
70. Posted by cstmbuild | June 3, 2011 12:22 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 12:22
71. Posted by Sep14 | June 3, 2011 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Them hills have eyes
71. Posted by Sep14 | June 3, 2011 12:36 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 12:36
72. Posted by pgg | June 3, 2011 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Tea Party's One-Two Punch - 'Cuz you know I'd hit that twice!
72. Posted by pgg | June 3, 2011 12:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 12:37
73. Posted by Rich | June 3, 2011 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hot or Not?
73. Posted by Rich | June 3, 2011 12:47 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 12:47
74. Posted by Sep14 | June 3, 2011 12:53 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Old man; Scooby booby Doo!
74. Posted by Sep14 | June 3, 2011 12:53 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 12:53
75. Posted by cathymv | June 3, 2011 12:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
hey Tina, I can see the Whitehouse from where we're standing!!
75. Posted by cathymv | June 3, 2011 12:57 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 12:57
76. Posted by Woot Woot | June 3, 2011 1:19 PM | Score: -10 (16 votes cast)
Exhausted from ducking hard questions like "What newspapers do you read?" and "where are you going today?" Non-Presidential candidate and part-time quitter Sarah Palin introduces herself to her new stunt double.
Trained to mimic Palin exactly with such pithy phrases as "How am I supposed to know?" and "Energy? You betcha! Let's get some of that!," Palin's stunt double, hired by Roger Ailes. has the IQ of a goldfish and veracity of a brown bear in heat.
American voters collectively rolled its eyes in disbelief as Tea Partiers across the nation cheered Palin's bold move.
"She's so smart!" says Rodney Graves, part-time partisan hack and full-time egotist. "I can't wait until she's elected President!."
76. Posted by Woot Woot | June 3, 2011 1:19 PM |
Score: -10 (16 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 13:19
77. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 1:44 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
It's working already! Rock stupid, wingnut morons like WootWoot are even now exposing their lack of wit, their lack of civility, and their lack of judgement.
I hope he's got a fuse on that orifice he calls a mind!
77. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 1:44 PM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 13:44
78. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 1:47 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
The left is panicking. They didn't know we had a spare...
78. Posted by fustian | June 3, 2011 1:47 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 13:47
79. Posted by Jeff | June 3, 2011 1:52 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Rep. Anthony Weiner's father, "Stubby" (pictured center), decides he will begin following Governor Palin on Twitter.
79. Posted by Jeff | June 3, 2011 1:52 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 13:52
80. Posted by Jeff | June 3, 2011 2:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Old bald guy behind them: I have not seen a pair of Hinnies like that since Berlin in '45.
80. Posted by Jeff | June 3, 2011 2:00 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 14:00
81. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 3, 2011 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chicks made sick by Weiner's dic-pics.
81. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 3, 2011 2:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 14:32
82. Posted by Sep14 | June 3, 2011 2:34 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Ummm ummm ummm!
82. Posted by Sep14 | June 3, 2011 2:34 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 14:34
83. Posted by Sep14 | June 3, 2011 2:42 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
woop woop @ 76
The jealousy is dripping in your post ART W, you spiteful little troll.
83. Posted by Sep14 | June 3, 2011 2:42 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 14:42
84. Posted by PA Patriot | June 3, 2011 3:00 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Making liberal heads explode twice as fast.
84. Posted by PA Patriot | June 3, 2011 3:00 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 15:00
85. Posted by Rodney Graves
| June 3, 2011 3:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gerry Rivers Last Words: "Oh my God, it's a trap. There's TWO of them..."
85. Posted by Rodney Graves
| June 3, 2011 3:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 15:04
86. Posted by hermie | June 3, 2011 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've got the DeLorien parked out in back, just in case you want to check out the Palin Presidential Library.
86. Posted by hermie | June 3, 2011 3:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 15:26
87. Posted by JDL | June 3, 2011 3:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
For the people that do not know.
THE GUY IN THE MIDDLE IS SP'S FATHER!!!!!
87. Posted by JDL | June 3, 2011 3:45 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 15:45
88. Posted by retired military | June 3, 2011 3:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Palin "Let's play democrat"
Double "Okay, Is that your Weiner are are you glad to see me?"
88. Posted by retired military | June 3, 2011 3:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 15:50
89. Posted by JDL | June 3, 2011 3:53 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Now when I think of "DOUBLE DIP" it does not mean recession.
89. Posted by JDL | June 3, 2011 3:53 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 15:53
90. Posted by JDL | June 3, 2011 3:53 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Now when I think of "DOUBLE DIP" it does not mean recession.
90. Posted by JDL | June 3, 2011 3:53 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 15:53
91. Posted by Clint | June 3, 2011 4:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Good luck to the MSM paparazzi trying to stalk her, now.
91. Posted by Clint | June 3, 2011 4:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 16:23
92. Posted by Rob | June 3, 2011 4:49 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A virtual no-lose proposition -- either one would be better than Obama.
92. Posted by Rob | June 3, 2011 4:49 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 16:49
93. Posted by Bruce | June 3, 2011 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After time travel is invented, President Palin comes back from the future with an important warning to prevent George Soros from downloading his brain into an indestructible killer cyborg that threatens to conquer the world. Gives Todd Palin newly invented raygun to protect Sarah just in case.laser
93. Posted by Bruce | June 3, 2011 5:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 17:33
94. Posted by Dodo David | June 3, 2011 6:27 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Double the pleasure, double the fun.
94. Posted by Dodo David | June 3, 2011 6:27 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 18:27
95. Posted by Dave G. | June 3, 2011 7:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Nice bust....oops, I mean bus.
95. Posted by Dave G. | June 3, 2011 7:17 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 19:17
96. Posted by Carolyn | June 3, 2011 11:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's the genuine twinkle in her eyes that makes folks want to be near to her, uh, I mean them.
96. Posted by Carolyn | June 3, 2011 11:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 23:07
97. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 3, 2011 11:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cutest Doppelganger ever!
97. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 3, 2011 11:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 23:20
98. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 3, 2011 11:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So...I have Todd til midnight, then you relieve me!.."
98. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 3, 2011 11:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 23:22
99. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 3, 2011 11:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Did you get Weiner's tweet TOO!"
99. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 3, 2011 11:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 23:26
100. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 3, 2011 11:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Old guy in the middle): "Guess I died and
went to heaven!"
100. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 3, 2011 11:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 23:30
101. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 3, 2011 11:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Got milk?!"
101. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 3, 2011 11:31 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 23:31
102. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 3, 2011 11:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The REAL Sarah is wearing the authentic
natural Saskatchewan seal-skin bindings...."
"Super" Dave Osborne
102. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 3, 2011 11:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 23:37
103. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 3, 2011 11:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I generally carve out the back-strap and
some rump roasts....and send the asshole to the Alaskan Democrat Party."
103. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 3, 2011 11:46 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 23:46
104. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 3, 2011 11:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Okay...on three...'Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo,
catch Obama by the toe'!"
104. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 3, 2011 11:54 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 3, 2011 23:54
105. Posted by Timmer | June 4, 2011 12:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See, it's my clone that the press keeps asking those hard history questions to...everyone knows clones aren't as intelligent as the original...everyone knows Paul Revere warned...dem French guys down da road dat da British were coming. Everyone knows that...right?
105. Posted by Timmer | June 4, 2011 12:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2011 00:09
106. Posted by Timmer | June 4, 2011 12:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay, so maybe I'm not that good at history, but with this rack, I don't need to be.
106. Posted by Timmer | June 4, 2011 12:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2011 00:09
107. Posted by Borg Nine | June 4, 2011 4:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Are they silicone or saline?
107. Posted by Borg Nine | June 4, 2011 4:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2011 04:40
108. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 4, 2011 5:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Really, you're a graduate of Harvard Law? How would you like to do my next interview with Katie Couric if I decide to run?
108. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 4, 2011 5:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2011 05:48
109. Posted by Heckrulz | June 4, 2011 12:49 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Liberals everywhere are screaming for a halt to all stem-cell research, after a recent scientific breakthrough makes cloning Palin's adult stem-cells a reality.
109. Posted by Heckrulz | June 4, 2011 12:49 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2011 12:49
110. Posted by iurockhead | June 4, 2011 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"For the people that do not know.
THE GUY IN THE MIDDLE IS SP'S FATHER!!!!!
87. Posted by JDL | June 3, 2011 3:45 PM "
Good catch.
http://www.zimbio.com/Chuck+Heath
110. Posted by iurockhead | June 4, 2011 1:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2011 13:06
111. Posted by Coast Watcher | June 4, 2011 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What a set!
111. Posted by Coast Watcher | June 4, 2011 2:46 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2011 14:46
112. Posted by Rob | June 4, 2011 3:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Two words: Yum Yum.
112. Posted by Rob | June 4, 2011 3:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2011 15:16
113. Posted by RadiCalMan | June 4, 2011 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay, you go in tour bus #1 and I'll go in tour bus #2 and whoever loses the press core wins!
113. Posted by RadiCalMan | June 4, 2011 5:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 4, 2011 17:48
114. Posted by Brian Epps | June 5, 2011 4:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I'm just beside myself with joy at this meeting!"
114. Posted by Brian Epps | June 5, 2011 4:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2011 04:05
115. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 5, 2011 6:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Live from New Hampshire. It's Saturday Night Liiiiiiiiive!!!!
115. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 5, 2011 6:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2011 06:29
116. Posted by dfbaskwill | June 5, 2011 5:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Palin/Palin 2012! Libtards nightmare squared.
116. Posted by dfbaskwill | June 5, 2011 5:46 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2011 17:46
117. Posted by Kevin
| June 5, 2011 9:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
117. Posted by Kevin
| June 5, 2011 9:56 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 5, 2011 21:56