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Comments (128)
Deny deny deny... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 10, 2011 7:01 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Deny deny deny
1. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 10, 2011 7:01 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:01
2. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 10, 2011 7:02 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Call my attorney, you're set for life.
2. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 10, 2011 7:02 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:02
3. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 10, 2011 7:03 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Remember, we're Democrats, this only enhances our career.
3. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 10, 2011 7:03 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:03
4. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 10, 2011 7:03 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Bill's is bigger.
4. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 10, 2011 7:03 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:03
5. Posted by iwogisdead | June 10, 2011 7:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Secretary of State Clinton is seen here giving Huma Abedin directions on how to Bobbitize.
5. Posted by iwogisdead | June 10, 2011 7:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:04
6. Posted by PBunyan | June 10, 2011 7:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Why the long face?
6. Posted by PBunyan | June 10, 2011 7:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:05
7. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 10, 2011 7:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You got him by the short hairs now, trust me!
7. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 10, 2011 7:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:07
8. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 10, 2011 7:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You own him now!
8. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 10, 2011 7:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:07
9. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 10, 2011 7:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You just tell him he's no better than the "pervert in the raincoat" except he owns a computer.
9. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 10, 2011 7:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:09
10. Posted by Eric | June 10, 2011 7:11 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hilary Clinton tweeting the old fashioned way.
10. Posted by Eric | June 10, 2011 7:11 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:11
11. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 10, 2011 7:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
You just keep calling him "Mr. Mom" and tell him YOU are now planning to run for office.
11. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 10, 2011 7:12 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:12
12. Posted by Eric | June 10, 2011 7:12 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hilary, "Mine is bigger"
12. Posted by Eric | June 10, 2011 7:12 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:12
13. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 7:12 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
It seems the stories of Hillary being a lesbian are true.
13. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 7:12 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:12
14. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 10, 2011 7:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sister, this is the LAST thing 'I' need, I am trying to rule the world.
14. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | June 10, 2011 7:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:12
15. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 10, 2011 7:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Consider it YOUR Independence Day!
15. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 10, 2011 7:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:13
16. Posted by Eric | June 10, 2011 7:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Give me a little sugar, baby.
16. Posted by Eric | June 10, 2011 7:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:13
17. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 10, 2011 7:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I told you men can't be trusted. Meet me out back in 15 minutes.
17. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 10, 2011 7:14 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:14
18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 10, 2011 7:15 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
She should have known Hillary was the canary in the coal mine.
18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 10, 2011 7:15 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:15
19. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 7:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary - "you are set for life now"
19. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 7:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:15
20. Posted by Rick13 | June 10, 2011 7:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Other than a rather Unfortunate last name, He's perfect!"
20. Posted by Rick13 | June 10, 2011 7:16 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:16
21. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary "Screw him!!!. Meet me in my room after this and I will show you a better time than he ever did"
21. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 7:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:16
22. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 7:17 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
HIllary "You're young and pretty. Believe me you can get any woman you want"
22. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 7:17 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:17
23. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 7:18 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
...then out his tweeting, divorce the bastard, and you've got an income for life.
23. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 7:18 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:18
24. Posted by Eric | June 10, 2011 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Do you know the old saying about the size of men's feet in relation to their penis? With women, it's the size of the cankles. Oh that reminds me, I wanted to get Anthony a pair of shoes as a present, what size does he wear again? A 7 1/2 narrow right?
24. Posted by Eric | June 10, 2011 7:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:19
25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 10, 2011 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Enjoy it while you can, Honey. Soon it'll be all paints suits and cankles.
25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 10, 2011 7:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:20
26. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 7:21 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Just say it three times: I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you. You really want to jerk him around? Do it on twitter...
26. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 7:21 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:21
27. Posted by Upset Old Guy | June 10, 2011 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Clear our schedules through tomorrow morning. This crowd has got me going."
27. Posted by Upset Old Guy | June 10, 2011 7:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:21
28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 10, 2011 7:23 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
I've got an FBI file that I think you will find helpful.
28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 10, 2011 7:23 AM |
Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:23
29. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 7:23 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
That Weiner's a real dick.
29. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 7:23 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:23
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 10, 2011 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Vagina."
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 10, 2011 7:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:27
31. Posted by Gmac | June 10, 2011 7:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I'll kiss all the tears away later.
31. Posted by Gmac | June 10, 2011 7:29 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:29
32. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Yeah, it's just the Chicago crowd sending me a message about 2012. But they forget that I have the real birth certificate...
32. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 7:30 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:30
33. Posted by Wiglaf | June 10, 2011 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If he leaves cigar butts in the ashtray use tongs
33. Posted by Wiglaf | June 10, 2011 7:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:50
34. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 7:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Hillary " I would say he was being nothing but a big prick but umm I've seen the picture"
34. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 7:55 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:55
35. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 7:56 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
You won't care about wiener again once I finish polishing your little Dutch boy.
35. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 7:56 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:56
36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 10, 2011 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I want you to come over after. We're having a weiner roast.
36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 10, 2011 7:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:56
37. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 7:56 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
When accused to trying to take advantange of the upset spouse of a fellow democrat for her own romantic gains, Hillary angrily retorted "Does she look upset to you?"
37. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 7:56 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:56
38. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 7:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hillary "He is being nothing but a little Weiner, prick, I mean prick"
38. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 7:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:58
39. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 7:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rep Weiner, Proving that dems are becoming more and more open about what they really are.
39. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 7:58 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 07:58
40. Posted by TexBob | June 10, 2011 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
First, you announce your are pregnant, then get the condo off the market, that's yours now. Next.....
40. Posted by TexBob | June 10, 2011 8:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:01
41. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 8:02 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
They put one of ours under a bus, we put one of theirs under a train. It's the Clinton Way.
41. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 8:02 AM |
Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:02
42. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 8:06 AM | Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
If you want, I'll be happy to "show him Fort Marcy park"...
42. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 8:06 AM |
Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:06
43. Posted by Chakademus | June 10, 2011 8:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I think you meant Weiners will be announced Monday morning.
43. Posted by Chakademus | June 10, 2011 8:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:11
44. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Can I interest you in a quick game of "lick the hair off my Willy Nelson"?
44. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 8:14 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:14
45. Posted by jim2 | June 10, 2011 8:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"It only gets worse."
45. Posted by jim2 | June 10, 2011 8:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:15
46. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 8:18 AM | Score: 11 (17 votes cast)
Don't worry about it. We're democrats. Bill was a serial rapist and a perjurer and he kept his job.
46. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 8:18 AM |
Score: 11 (17 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:18
47. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 8:19 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
I took care of Vince Foster, I can handle your little wiener problem.
47. Posted by fustian | June 10, 2011 8:19 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:19
48. Posted by JLawson | June 10, 2011 8:20 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
"Don't worry. I know it's mine but just tell him the baby's his - and then divorce his ass. After all, you get HALF of what he's worth.
"Darn shame it's so little..."
48. Posted by JLawson | June 10, 2011 8:20 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:20
49. Posted by zipity | June 10, 2011 8:34 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I hope the pictures of our junk that we've been sending each other never leak...."
49. Posted by zipity | June 10, 2011 8:34 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:34
50. Posted by zipity | June 10, 2011 8:35 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Being married to a total douche bag is not easy, is it....?"
50. Posted by zipity | June 10, 2011 8:35 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:35
51. Posted by zipity | June 10, 2011 8:36 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
"I told you having Bill perform your marriage ceremony was a mistake...."
51. Posted by zipity | June 10, 2011 8:36 AM |
Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:36
52. Posted by zipity | June 10, 2011 8:37 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I hate to be the one to tell you this...but all the women he was sexting are waaaay hotter than you...."
52. Posted by zipity | June 10, 2011 8:37 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:37
53. Posted by zipity | June 10, 2011 8:38 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"So....can I borrow your Weiner....?"
53. Posted by zipity | June 10, 2011 8:38 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:38
54. Posted by Mark L | June 10, 2011 8:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Buddy was so much better behaved after the operation. Bill was too. Of course, you can't have any more kids after your husband has it, but. . . "
54. Posted by Mark L | June 10, 2011 8:38 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:38
55. Posted by zipity | June 10, 2011 8:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I got you a new diamond choker to help make you feel better. Of course, that does make it a Weiner choker....."
55. Posted by zipity | June 10, 2011 8:39 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:39
56. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 10, 2011 8:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Publicly you say, 'This is just a vast, right-wing conspiracy out to get my husband.' Privately you say, 'I'm going to cut the damn thing off.'"
56. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 10, 2011 8:48 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:48
57. Posted by GarandFan | June 10, 2011 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At least you won't have the Secret Service around to protect Tony when you start throwing things.
57. Posted by GarandFan | June 10, 2011 8:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:52
58. Posted by Falze | June 10, 2011 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pssst...What's your twitter name?"
58. Posted by Falze | June 10, 2011 8:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 08:56
59. Posted by PBunyan | June 10, 2011 9:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Welcome to my world.
59. Posted by PBunyan | June 10, 2011 9:12 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 09:12
60. Posted by Jeff | June 10, 2011 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know a great divorce attorney that will see to it that Weiner gets the shaft
60. Posted by Jeff | June 10, 2011 9:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 09:15
61. Posted by WildWillie | June 10, 2011 9:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Just say: "You are pregnant". ww
61. Posted by WildWillie | June 10, 2011 9:16 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 09:16
62. Posted by Jeff | June 10, 2011 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trust me on this sweetheart, you have Weiner by the balls now
62. Posted by Jeff | June 10, 2011 9:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 09:18
63. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 10, 2011 9:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Liberals never should have made fun of Conservative bloggers sitting in front of computers in their pajamas.
63. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 10, 2011 9:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 09:18
64. Posted by Rob | June 10, 2011 9:29 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Coming soon to Lifetime: "Real Housewives Feminists victim card-playing opportunists of Washington, DC"
64. Posted by Rob | June 10, 2011 9:29 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 09:29
65. Posted by hermie | June 10, 2011 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You have nothing to worry about. You live in New York. They'll never vote him out.
65. Posted by hermie | June 10, 2011 9:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 09:31
66. Posted by hermie | June 10, 2011 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Since he's a Democrat if he was caught with a dead girl or a live boy, he'd be a Senator by now.
66. Posted by hermie | June 10, 2011 9:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 09:33
67. Posted by Rob | June 10, 2011 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let's try this again:
Coming soon to Lifetime: "Real Housewives Feminists victim card-playing opportunists of Washington, DC"
67. Posted by Rob | June 10, 2011 9:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 09:34
68. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 10, 2011 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At least he has better taste in picking women; Bill only did dogs.
68. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 10, 2011 9:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 09:40
69. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 10, 2011 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I just heard that Elizabeth Edwards made a tape which she wanted sent to John's trial prosecutors after she passed. You'll soon learn that revenge of any kind is sweet.
69. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 10, 2011 9:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 09:51
70. Posted by Jeff | June 10, 2011 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barbra Walters assures me its very flattering ...
70. Posted by Jeff | June 10, 2011 10:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 10:04
71. Posted by Caesar Augustus | June 10, 2011 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary: "Are you gonna' be my girl?"
Huma: "Oh, I love that song."
Hillary: "Um, that's a song?"
71. Posted by Caesar Augustus | June 10, 2011 10:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 10:12
72. Posted by Caesar Augustus | June 10, 2011 10:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hillary: "Stand by your man"
Huma: "I already am."
72. Posted by Caesar Augustus | June 10, 2011 10:14 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 10:14
73. Posted by Faith+1 | June 10, 2011 10:18 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The Student learns from The Master. The "Art of Marrying For Political Gain" takes time and training.
73. Posted by Faith+1 | June 10, 2011 10:18 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 10:18
74. Posted by Faith+1 | June 10, 2011 10:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You know you don't have to act with me, Huma. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Huma? You just put your lips together and... blow."
74. Posted by Faith+1 | June 10, 2011 10:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 10:19
75. Posted by Caesar Augustus | June 10, 2011 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary: "If I win this thing you're going to be my right hand woman."
Huma: "Oh, okay. But I thought you liked it better when I used my mouth."
75. Posted by Caesar Augustus | June 10, 2011 10:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 10:19
76. Posted by p0rkch0p | June 10, 2011 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How's he stand them? These grey BVDs are really scratchy!
76. Posted by p0rkch0p | June 10, 2011 10:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 10:20
77. Posted by Bernhardt | June 10, 2011 10:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You see? I told you ...all men are Wieners
77. Posted by Bernhardt | June 10, 2011 10:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 10:33
78. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 10, 2011 10:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Actually, I replaced Bill with a 'stunt double'.
Problem solved.
I can get you their number ...
78. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 10, 2011 10:36 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 10:36
79. Posted by Sep14 | June 10, 2011 10:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hillary: "Where's the beef?"
79. Posted by Sep14 | June 10, 2011 10:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 10:44
80. Posted by Sharon | June 10, 2011 10:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Just lie back and think of England. That's what I do.
80. Posted by Sharon | June 10, 2011 10:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 10:46
81. Posted by Brad | June 10, 2011 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't think "vast rightwing conspiracy" is going to cut it in this case. It's Lorena Bobbitt time.
81. Posted by Brad | June 10, 2011 10:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 10:54
82. Posted by BlogDog | June 10, 2011 11:01 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Tell him it's his. He'll have to believe you."
82. Posted by BlogDog | June 10, 2011 11:01 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 11:01
83. Posted by Don L | June 10, 2011 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I told you to marr him Huma-not marry him.
83. Posted by Don L | June 10, 2011 11:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 11:14
84. Posted by Don L | June 10, 2011 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I still have that old shredder from the Rose Law firm, if you're interested, Huma
84. Posted by Don L | June 10, 2011 11:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 11:16
85. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 10, 2011 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What the...oh my! Maybe we shouldn't have had Anthony tweet his convention greetings to the main Big Screen."
85. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 10, 2011 11:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 11:19
86. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 11:21 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Hillary "just dont tell anyone the baby belongs to Bill"
86. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 11:21 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 11:21
87. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 11:23 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Hillary "just remember - if my tweets wind up ont he web they wont ever find your body"
87. Posted by retired military | June 10, 2011 11:23 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 11:23
88. Posted by proof | June 10, 2011 11:32 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Oh, the Huma -nity!"
88. Posted by proof | June 10, 2011 11:32 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 11:32
89. Posted by Steve H. | June 10, 2011 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tell him you will cut off his twitter in the middle of the night, that should straighten him out.
89. Posted by Steve H. | June 10, 2011 11:41 AM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 11:41
90. Posted by smitch | June 10, 2011 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...so there you go. You've got a victim pass for life.
90. Posted by smitch | June 10, 2011 11:44 AM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 11:44
91. Posted by Sep14 | June 10, 2011 11:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Steppedonford Wives
91. Posted by Sep14 | June 10, 2011 11:53 AM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 11:53
92. Posted by Joe Miller | June 10, 2011 12:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It's on sale at Macys. It's in the Captain Kangaroo collection.
92. Posted by Joe Miller | June 10, 2011 12:16 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 12:16
93. Posted by jbw | June 10, 2011 12:23 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
So what state do you want to be a Senator for now?
93. Posted by jbw | June 10, 2011 12:23 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 12:23
94. Posted by Howie | June 10, 2011 12:55 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"You're preganant? Is it Bill's?"
94. Posted by Howie | June 10, 2011 12:55 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 12:55
95. Posted by Big Mo | June 10, 2011 1:09 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Darth Hillary: "You have learned much, my apprentice. You have controlled your fear and your husband. Now, release your anger, embrace the dark side, and your journey toward the White House will begin!"
Padawan Huma: "Is the dark side stronger?"
Darth Hillary: "Yes. It's easier, quicker and more seductive. Once your husband starts down the dark path, forever will it dominate his destiny, as it did my husband."
95. Posted by Big Mo | June 10, 2011 1:09 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 10, 2011 13:09
96. Posted by tomg51 | June 10, 2011 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't take the long road to the top, take the shlong road
96. Posted by tomg51 | June 10, 2011 1:51 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 13:51
97. Posted by MPerret | June 10, 2011 2:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hang in there, look at Bill, you'll be first lady in no time. He's got the moves!!
97. Posted by MPerret | June 10, 2011 2:00 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 14:00
98. Posted by chsw | June 10, 2011 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That was actually a photo of me."
chsw
98. Posted by chsw | June 10, 2011 2:26 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 14:26
99. Posted by Jeff | June 10, 2011 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now that's a coincidence. My husband is a weiner to.
99. Posted by Jeff | June 10, 2011 2:27 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 14:27
100. Posted by dfbaskwill | June 10, 2011 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's his d*ck."
100. Posted by dfbaskwill | June 10, 2011 3:35 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 15:35
101. Posted by Falze | June 10, 2011 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Jay Tea would kill for this many comments!"
101. Posted by Falze | June 10, 2011 4:45 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 16:45
102. Posted by Falze | June 10, 2011 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You don't happen to have any, ummm, Tweets of Sarah Palin, do you?"
102. Posted by Falze | June 10, 2011 4:46 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 16:46
103. Posted by Dave G. | June 10, 2011 5:05 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I am hearing that the press may have hard evidence.
103. Posted by Dave G. | June 10, 2011 5:05 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 17:05
104. Posted by G. | June 10, 2011 5:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Do what I did....have a Weenie roast.
104. Posted by G. | June 10, 2011 5:11 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 17:11
105. Posted by G. | June 10, 2011 5:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Do what I did....have a Weenie roast.
105. Posted by G. | June 10, 2011 5:11 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 17:11
106. Posted by RadiCalMan | June 10, 2011 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I told you, I am the ONE!" (without the wiener)
106. Posted by RadiCalMan | June 10, 2011 5:53 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 17:53
107. Posted by RadiCalMan | June 10, 2011 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look at it this way, at least you didn't have to wait for the DNA test on a blue dress to find out what was really going on.
107. Posted by RadiCalMan | June 10, 2011 5:56 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 17:56
108. Posted by Dodo David | June 10, 2011 5:56 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
You should have listened to me carefully.
I said, "Marry a winner", not "Marry a weiner."
108. Posted by Dodo David | June 10, 2011 5:56 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 17:56
109. Posted by Dodo David | June 10, 2011 6:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hillary: "Take advantage of your husband's sex scandal. Be my 2012 running mate."
Huma: "But I have no executive experience."
Hillary: "So? Did a lack of experience stop Obama?"
109. Posted by Dodo David | June 10, 2011 6:07 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 18:07
110. Posted by Edwin | June 10, 2011 6:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What do you think of my Trump impression?
110. Posted by Edwin | June 10, 2011 6:16 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 18:16
111. Posted by clearmind | June 10, 2011 6:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Talk about double negatives: two wrongs don't make a right!
111. Posted by clearmind | June 10, 2011 6:21 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 18:21
112. Posted by Gmac | June 10, 2011 6:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dump the weiner and move in with me, Bill's never around.
112. Posted by Gmac | June 10, 2011 6:29 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 18:29
113. Posted by Rob | June 10, 2011 6:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A Democrat Mama Grizzly just teaching her young.
113. Posted by Rob | June 10, 2011 6:54 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 18:54
114. Posted by westsoundmodern | June 10, 2011 7:32 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I married a Willie, you married a Weiner...guess we should of seen this coming.
114. Posted by westsoundmodern | June 10, 2011 7:32 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 19:32
115. Posted by moremeaning | June 10, 2011 7:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See that skinny Weiner guy over there? Hitch your wagon to his train and pretty soon you'll be where I've been, and going where I'm going.
115. Posted by moremeaning | June 10, 2011 7:38 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 19:38
116. Posted by PlainBill | June 10, 2011 7:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Does this coat make me look too fascist?
116. Posted by PlainBill | June 10, 2011 7:50 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 19:50
117. Posted by dnb | June 10, 2011 9:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Huma, don't worry. All men are weiners.
117. Posted by dnb | June 10, 2011 9:09 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 21:09
118. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 10, 2011 11:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Take two dildos...and call me in the morning."
118. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 10, 2011 11:08 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 23:08
119. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 10, 2011 11:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"In case you didn't know.....Bill has been
neutered. Jes' sayin'."
119. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 10, 2011 11:11 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 23:11
120. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 10, 2011 11:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Stay away from the hot-dog eating contest in
Coney Island.....and in the bedroom too."
120. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 10, 2011 11:14 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 23:14
121. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 10, 2011 11:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, I never gave him a Lewinsky...and he never
gave me 'Leaves of Grass'."
121. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 10, 2011 11:18 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 23:18
122. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 10, 2011 11:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hate to tell you this, Huma, but I just got
a tweet from Anthony... naked...with the caption 'Members Only'. You best get home, pronto!"
122. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 10, 2011 11:31 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 23:31
123. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 10, 2011 11:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"He's a putz, Huma...P-U-T-Z. It means 'Bill
Clinton' in Yiddish."
123. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 10, 2011 11:34 PM |
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Posted on June 10, 2011 23:34
124. Posted by Clay | June 11, 2011 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Come back to me.
124. Posted by Clay | June 11, 2011 10:52 AM |
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Posted on June 11, 2011 10:52
125. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 11, 2011 6:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just remember, you may be a Weiner, but there's only one cock-o-the walk, and that's me.
125. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 11, 2011 6:52 PM |
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Posted on June 11, 2011 18:52
126. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 11, 2011 10:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"He's going to seek treatment? Honey, you can treat his problem in five minutes with a cattle prod and some pliers."
126. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 11, 2011 10:15 PM |
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Posted on June 11, 2011 22:15
127. Posted by anthony | June 12, 2011 1:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Call the security... and bring me some sanitizers."
127. Posted by anthony | June 12, 2011 1:28 AM |
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Posted on June 12, 2011 01:28
128. Posted by Kevin
| June 12, 2011 11:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
128. Posted by Kevin
| June 12, 2011 11:45 PM |
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Posted on June 12, 2011 23:45