« I'll Buy That For A Dollar! | Main | Who Is This God Person, Anyway? »

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Anthony Weiner's wife, Huma Abedin talks with Hillary Clinton


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


TrackBack

TrackBack URL for this entry:
/cgi-bin/mt-tb.cgi/41732.

Comments (128)

Deny deny deny... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Deny deny deny

Call my attorney, you're se... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Call my attorney, you're set for life.

Remember, we're Democrats, ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Remember, we're Democrats, this only enhances our career.

Bill's is bigger.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Bill's is bigger.

Secretary of State Clinton ... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Secretary of State Clinton is seen here giving Huma Abedin directions on how to Bobbitize.

Why the long face?... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

Why the long face?

You got him by the short ha... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

You got him by the short hairs now, trust me!

You own him now!... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

You own him now!

You just tell him he's no b... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

You just tell him he's no better than the "pervert in the raincoat" except he owns a computer.

Hilary Clinton tweeting the... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Hilary Clinton tweeting the old fashioned way.

You just keep calling him "... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

You just keep calling him "Mr. Mom" and tell him YOU are now planning to run for office.

Hilary, "Mine is bigger"</p... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Hilary, "Mine is bigger"

It seems the stories of Hil... (Below threshold)
retired military:

It seems the stories of Hillary being a lesbian are true.

Sister, this is the LAST th... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Sister, this is the LAST thing 'I' need, I am trying to rule the world.

Consider it YOUR Independen... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Consider it YOUR Independence Day!

Give me a little sugar, bab... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Give me a little sugar, baby.

I told you men can't be tru... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I told you men can't be trusted. Meet me out back in 15 minutes.

She should have known Hilla... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

She should have known Hillary was the canary in the coal mine.

Hillary - "you are set for ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary - "you are set for life now"

"Other than a rather Unfort... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"Other than a rather Unfortunate last name, He's perfect!"

Hillary "Screw him!!!. Mee... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary "Screw him!!!. Meet me in my room after this and I will show you a better time than he ever did"

HIllary "You're young and p... (Below threshold)
retired military:

HIllary "You're young and pretty. Believe me you can get any woman you want"

...then out his tweeting, d... (Below threshold)
fustian:

...then out his tweeting, divorce the bastard, and you've got an income for life.

Do you know the old saying ... (Below threshold)
Eric:

Do you know the old saying about the size of men's feet in relation to their penis? With women, it's the size of the cankles. Oh that reminds me, I wanted to get Anthony a pair of shoes as a present, what size does he wear again? A 7 1/2 narrow right?

Enjoy it while you can, Hon... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Enjoy it while you can, Honey. Soon it'll be all paints suits and cankles.

Just say it three times: I ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Just say it three times: I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you. You really want to jerk him around? Do it on twitter...

"Clear our schedules throug... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"Clear our schedules through tomorrow morning. This crowd has got me going."

I've got an FBI file that I... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I've got an FBI file that I think you will find helpful.

That Weiner's a real dick. ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

That Weiner's a real dick.

"Vagina."... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Vagina."

I'll kiss all the tears awa... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

I'll kiss all the tears away later.

Yeah, it's just the Chicago... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Yeah, it's just the Chicago crowd sending me a message about 2012. But they forget that I have the real birth certificate...

If he leaves cigar butts in... (Below threshold)
Wiglaf:

If he leaves cigar butts in the ashtray use tongs

Hillary " I would say he wa... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary " I would say he was being nothing but a big prick but umm I've seen the picture"

You won't care about wiener... (Below threshold)
fustian:

You won't care about wiener again once I finish polishing your little Dutch boy.

I want you to come over aft... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I want you to come over after. We're having a weiner roast.

When accused to trying to t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

When accused to trying to take advantange of the upset spouse of a fellow democrat for her own romantic gains, Hillary angrily retorted "Does she look upset to you?"

Hillary "He is being nothi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary "He is being nothing but a little Weiner, prick, I mean prick"

Rep Weiner, Proving that de... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Rep Weiner, Proving that dems are becoming more and more open about what they really are.

First, you announce your ar... (Below threshold)
TexBob:

First, you announce your are pregnant, then get the condo off the market, that's yours now. Next.....

They put one of ours under ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

They put one of ours under a bus, we put one of theirs under a train. It's the Clinton Way.

If you want, I'll be happy ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

If you want, I'll be happy to "show him Fort Marcy park"...

I think you meant Weiners w... (Below threshold)
Chakademus:

I think you meant Weiners will be announced Monday morning.

Can I interest you in a qui... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Can I interest you in a quick game of "lick the hair off my Willy Nelson"?

"It only gets worse."... (Below threshold)
jim2:

"It only gets worse."

Don't worry about it. We're... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Don't worry about it. We're democrats. Bill was a serial rapist and a perjurer and he kept his job.

I took care of Vince Foster... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I took care of Vince Foster, I can handle your little wiener problem.

"Don't worry. I know it's ... (Below threshold)
JLawson:

"Don't worry. I know it's mine but just tell him the baby's his - and then divorce his ass. After all, you get HALF of what he's worth.

"Darn shame it's so little..."

"I hope the pictures of our... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"I hope the pictures of our junk that we've been sending each other never leak...."

"Being married to a total d... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Being married to a total douche bag is not easy, is it....?"

"I told you having Bill per... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"I told you having Bill perform your marriage ceremony was a mistake...."

"I hate to be the one to te... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"I hate to be the one to tell you this...but all the women he was sexting are waaaay hotter than you...."

"So....can I borrow your We... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"So....can I borrow your Weiner....?"

"Buddy was so much better b... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

"Buddy was so much better behaved after the operation. Bill was too. Of course, you can't have any more kids after your husband has it, but. . . "

"I got you a new diamond ch... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"I got you a new diamond choker to help make you feel better. Of course, that does make it a Weiner choker....."

"Publicly you say, 'This is... (Below threshold)
Tom Blogical:

"Publicly you say, 'This is just a vast, right-wing conspiracy out to get my husband.' Privately you say, 'I'm going to cut the damn thing off.'"

At least you won't have the... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

At least you won't have the Secret Service around to protect Tony when you start throwing things.

"Pssst...What's your twitte... (Below threshold)

"Pssst...What's your twitter name?"

Welcome to my world.... (Below threshold)
PBunyan:

Welcome to my world.

I know a great divorce atto... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

I know a great divorce attorney that will see to it that Weiner gets the shaft

Just say: "You are pregnant... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

Just say: "You are pregnant". ww

Trust me on this sweetheart... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Trust me on this sweetheart, you have Weiner by the balls now

Liberals never should have ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Liberals never should have made fun of Conservative bloggers sitting in front of computers in their pajamas.

Coming soon to Lifetime: "... (Below threshold)
Rob:

Coming soon to Lifetime: "Real Housewives Feminists victim card-playing opportunists of Washington, DC"

You have nothing to worry a... (Below threshold)
hermie:

You have nothing to worry about. You live in New York. They'll never vote him out.

Since he's a Democrat if he... (Below threshold)
hermie:

Since he's a Democrat if he was caught with a dead girl or a live boy, he'd be a Senator by now.

Let's try this again:... (Below threshold)
Rob:

Let's try this again:

Coming soon to Lifetime: "Real Housewives Feminists victim card-playing opportunists of Washington, DC"

At least he has better tast... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

At least he has better taste in picking women; Bill only did dogs.

I just heard that Elizabeth... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

I just heard that Elizabeth Edwards made a tape which she wanted sent to John's trial prosecutors after she passed. You'll soon learn that revenge of any kind is sweet.

Barbra Walters assures me i... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Barbra Walters assures me its very flattering ...

Hillary: "Are you gonna' b... (Below threshold)
Caesar Augustus:

Hillary: "Are you gonna' be my girl?"

Huma: "Oh, I love that song."

Hillary: "Um, that's a song?"

Hillary: "Stand by your ma... (Below threshold)
Caesar Augustus:

Hillary: "Stand by your man"

Huma: "I already am."

The Student learns from The... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

The Student learns from The Master. The "Art of Marrying For Political Gain" takes time and training.

"You know you don't have to... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

"You know you don't have to act with me, Huma. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Huma? You just put your lips together and... blow."

Hillary: "If I win this th... (Below threshold)
Caesar Augustus:

Hillary: "If I win this thing you're going to be my right hand woman."

Huma: "Oh, okay. But I thought you liked it better when I used my mouth."

How's he stand them? These... (Below threshold)
p0rkch0p:

How's he stand them? These grey BVDs are really scratchy!

You see? I told you ...all ... (Below threshold)
Bernhardt :

You see? I told you ...all men are Wieners

Actually, I replaced Bill w... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Actually, I replaced Bill with a 'stunt double'.

Problem solved.

I can get you their number ...

Hillary: "Where's the beef?... (Below threshold)
Sep14:

Hillary: "Where's the beef?"

Just lie back and think of ... (Below threshold)
Sharon:

Just lie back and think of England. That's what I do.

I don't think "vast rightwi... (Below threshold)
Brad:

I don't think "vast rightwing conspiracy" is going to cut it in this case. It's Lorena Bobbitt time.

"Tell him it's his. He'll h... (Below threshold)

"Tell him it's his. He'll have to believe you."

I told you to marr him Huma... (Below threshold)
Don L :

I told you to marr him Huma-not marry him.

I still have that old shred... (Below threshold)
Don L :

I still have that old shredder from the Rose Law firm, if you're interested, Huma

"What the...oh my! Maybe we... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"What the...oh my! Maybe we shouldn't have had Anthony tweet his convention greetings to the main Big Screen."

Hillary "just dont tell any... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary "just dont tell anyone the baby belongs to Bill"

Hillary "just remember - if... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary "just remember - if my tweets wind up ont he web they wont ever find your body"

"Oh, the Huma -nity!"... (Below threshold)

"Oh, the Huma -nity!"

Tell him you will cut off h... (Below threshold)
Steve H.:

Tell him you will cut off his twitter in the middle of the night, that should straighten him out.

...so there you go. You've ... (Below threshold)
smitch:

...so there you go. You've got a victim pass for life.

Steppedonford Wives... (Below threshold)
Sep14:

Steppedonford Wives

It's on sale at Macys. It's... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

It's on sale at Macys. It's in the Captain Kangaroo collection.

So what state do you want t... (Below threshold)
jbw:

So what state do you want to be a Senator for now?

"You're preganant? Is it B... (Below threshold)
Howie:

"You're preganant? Is it Bill's?"

Darth Hillary: "You have le... (Below threshold)
Big Mo:

Darth Hillary: "You have learned much, my apprentice. You have controlled your fear and your husband. Now, release your anger, embrace the dark side, and your journey toward the White House will begin!"

Padawan Huma: "Is the dark side stronger?"

Darth Hillary: "Yes. It's easier, quicker and more seductive. Once your husband starts down the dark path, forever will it dominate his destiny, as it did my husband."

Don't take the long road to... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Don't take the long road to the top, take the shlong road

Hang in there, look at Bill... (Below threshold)
MPerret:

Hang in there, look at Bill, you'll be first lady in no time. He's got the moves!!

"That was actually a photo ... (Below threshold)
chsw:

"That was actually a photo of me."

chsw

Now that's a coincidence. M... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Now that's a coincidence. My husband is a weiner to.

"It's his d*ck."... (Below threshold)

"It's his d*ck."

"Jay Tea would kill ... (Below threshold)

"Jay Tea would kill for this many comments!"

"You don't happen to have a... (Below threshold)

"You don't happen to have any, ummm, Tweets of Sarah Palin, do you?"

I am hearing that the press... (Below threshold)
Dave G.:

I am hearing that the press may have hard evidence.

Do what I did....have a Wee... (Below threshold)
G.:

Do what I did....have a Weenie roast.

Do what I did....have a Wee... (Below threshold)
G.:

Do what I did....have a Weenie roast.

"I told you, I am the ONE!"... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

"I told you, I am the ONE!" (without the wiener)

Look at it this way, at lea... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

Look at it this way, at least you didn't have to wait for the DNA test on a blue dress to find out what was really going on.

You should have listened to... (Below threshold)

You should have listened to me carefully.
I said, "Marry a winner", not "Marry a weiner."

Hillary: "Take advantage of... (Below threshold)

Hillary: "Take advantage of your husband's sex scandal. Be my 2012 running mate."

Huma: "But I have no executive experience."

Hillary: "So? Did a lack of experience stop Obama?"

What do you think of my Tru... (Below threshold)
Edwin:

What do you think of my Trump impression?

Talk about double negatives... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

Talk about double negatives: two wrongs don't make a right!

Dump the weiner and move in... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Dump the weiner and move in with me, Bill's never around.

A Democrat Mama Grizzly jus... (Below threshold)
Rob:

A Democrat Mama Grizzly just teaching her young.

I married a Willie, you mar... (Below threshold)

I married a Willie, you married a Weiner...guess we should of seen this coming.

See that skinny Weiner guy ... (Below threshold)
moremeaning:

See that skinny Weiner guy over there? Hitch your wagon to his train and pretty soon you'll be where I've been, and going where I'm going.

Does this coat make me look... (Below threshold)
PlainBill:

Does this coat make me look too fascist?

Huma, don't worry. All men... (Below threshold)
dnb:

Huma, don't worry. All men are weiners.

"Take two dildos...and call... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Take two dildos...and call me in the morning."

"In case you didn't know...... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"In case you didn't know.....Bill has been
neutered. Jes' sayin'."

"Stay away from the hot-dog... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Stay away from the hot-dog eating contest in
Coney Island.....and in the bedroom too."

"No, I never gave him a Lew... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"No, I never gave him a Lewinsky...and he never
gave me 'Leaves of Grass'."

"Hate to tell you this, Hum... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Hate to tell you this, Huma, but I just got
a tweet from Anthony... naked...with the caption 'Members Only'. You best get home, pronto!"

"He's a putz, Huma...P-U-T-... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"He's a putz, Huma...P-U-T-Z. It means 'Bill
Clinton' in Yiddish."

Come back to me.... (Below threshold)
Clay:

Come back to me.

Just remember, you may be a... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Just remember, you may be a Weiner, but there's only one cock-o-the walk, and that's me.

"He's going to seek treatme... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"He's going to seek treatment? Honey, you can treat his problem in five minutes with a cattle prod and some pliers."

"Call the security... and b... (Below threshold)
anthony:

"Call the security... and bring me some sanitizers."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




Advertisements









rightads.gif

beltwaybloggers.gif

insiderslogo.jpg

mba_blue.gif

Follow Wizbang

Follow Wizbang on FacebookFollow Wizbang on TwitterSubscribe to Wizbang feedWizbang Mobile

Contact

Send e-mail tips to us:

[email protected]

Fresh Links

Credits

Section Editor: Maggie Whitton

Editors: Jay Tea, Lorie Byrd, Kim Priestap, DJ Drummond, Michael Laprarie, Baron Von Ottomatic, Shawn Mallow, Rick, Dan Karipides, Michael Avitablile, Charlie Quidnunc, Steve Schippert

Emeritus: Paul, Mary Katherine Ham, Jim Addison, Alexander K. McClure, Cassy Fiano, Bill Jempty, John Stansbury, Rob Port

In Memorium: HughS

All original content copyright © 2003-2010 by Wizbang®, LLC. All rights reserved. Wizbang® is a registered service mark.

Powered by Movable Type Pro 4.361

Hosting by ServInt

Ratings on this site are powered by the Ajax Ratings Pro plugin for Movable Type.

Search on this site is powered by the FastSearch plugin for Movable Type.

Blogrolls on this site are powered by the MT-Blogroll.

Temporary site design is based on Cutline and Cutline for MT. Graphics by Apothegm Designs.

Author Login



Terms Of Service

DCMA Compliance Notice

Privacy Policy