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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

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Former Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) talks to a constituent


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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"Rep Weiner, stop being suc... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Rep Weiner, stop being such a dick"

Woman "pull my finger, you ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Woman "pull my finger, you dick"

"Go get a job with Oscar Me... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Go get a job with Oscar Meyer"

"Is that a weier in the doo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Is that a weier in the door or are you just glad to see me"

Weiner "Hey lady, I dont ha... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Weiner "Hey lady, I dont have to take this from you. I can go home and hear this stuff"

Weiner "What's your number ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Weiner "What's your number miss? I will text you"

Congressmen Weiner is stopp... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Congressmen Weiner is stopped prematurely from exiting the sperm bank

Ha-ha, this finger bigger t... (Below threshold)
guido:

Ha-ha, this finger bigger than your junk!

Weiner "Hey lady, I am a de... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Weiner "Hey lady, I am a democrat, What did you expect? Remember the story about a snake being a snake?"

Weiner "Sheesh, TEd Kenn... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Weiner "Sheesh, TEd Kennedy didnt have to put with this. "

Pay me money you owe for ma... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Pay me money you owe for masageee!

Weiner stops and sticks his... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Weiner stops and sticks his head out

Jenny enjooys the delicious... (Below threshold)

Jenny enjooys the delicious irony of poking a Weiner.

A limp, tired and worn out ... (Below threshold)
Eric:

A limp, tired and worn out Weiner.

Weiner gets fingered.... (Below threshold)

Weiner gets fingered.

War of the Weiners... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

War of the Weiners

Woman: "No ticky, no washy!... (Below threshold)

Woman: "No ticky, no washy!"

The bigger they are, the ha... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Well... except in this case.

No more yankie my wankie. T... (Below threshold)
ken:

No more yankie my wankie. The Weiner need a job.

Congressi Interruptus... (Below threshold)
pibill:

Congressi Interruptus

I actually read it as, "Wei... (Below threshold)
Baggi:

I actually read it as, "Weiner's will be announced Monday morning."

Hey needle dick.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Hey needle dick.

Heeerrreeee's Tony.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Heeerrreeee's Tony.

I just want to say good luc... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

I just want to say good luck and we're all counting on you.

You no come in my restauran... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

You no come in my restaurant no more!

are you still master of you... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

are you still master of your domain?

"I said DON"T let the door ... (Below threshold)

"I said DON"T let the door hit you on the way out. Idiot"

Exit, stage extremely left<... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Exit, stage extremely left

Wiener's finally learned hi... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Wiener's finally learned his lesson and there will be no more twittering from Anthony.

He's exposing himself in person now.

You, sir, are no gentleman!... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

You, sir, are no gentleman!

Larry Flynt's new doorman</... (Below threshold)
hermie:

Larry Flynt's new doorman

You're going to be a porn s... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

You're going to be a porn star?!?

You expect me to feel sorry... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

You expect me to feel sorry for you when Romney's unemployed, too?

A walking Napoleon Complex.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

A walking Napoleon Complex.

"con-dumb!!"... (Below threshold)
rbee:

"con-dumb!!"

Picture this, Citizen Dick!... (Below threshold)
Brad:

Picture this, Citizen Dick!

The former Congressman: "T... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

The former Congressman: "The meaning of "Huma" is bird who brings joy."

Member of the press: "OK, but did YOU know the meaning of Weiner has been changed from 'hot' dog to 'dirty' dog?"

"Weinering, Duh!"... (Below threshold)

"Weinering, Duh!"

"So getting your number is ... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"So getting your number is right out then?"

Weiner: "I'll pull yours if... (Below threshold)

Weiner: "I'll pull yours if you pull mine."

Anthony's dream of a job in... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Anthony's dream of a job in food service died when he couldn't stop saying: "Do you want fries with that...you Republican fascist?"

"Oh, the Huma nity."... (Below threshold)

"Oh, the Huma nity."

Sorry lady, I just think "W... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Sorry lady, I just think "Wang" is a funny last name.

"How tall are you?""... (Below threshold)

"How tall are you?"
"Before or after I take Viagra?"

"My new profession? I'm joi... (Below threshold)

"My new profession? I'm joining the World Wrestling Federation, my ring name will be El Chorizo Grande."

'scuse me, is that your nos... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?

Say, who mows your nose hai... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Say, who mows your nose hair?

I'm sorry, you must have me... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I'm sorry, you must have me confused for someone else. My name is Anthony Abedin...

"You're a pig!""*Chu... (Below threshold)
Tom Blogical:

"You're a pig!"
"*Chuckle* I gotta be me, baby."

Ant'nees next career, Dick'... (Below threshold)
Steve:

Ant'nees next career, Dick's Sporting Goods assistance manager, didn't work out so well either.

Hey Yank, you want bro job?... (Below threshold)
CZ:

Hey Yank, you want bro job?

Me love you long time.

Only two dolla.

Weiner: "No, Mr. Sheen is n... (Below threshold)

Weiner: "No, Mr. Sheen is not available right now, please leave your name and number, heh heh... heh heh..."

"I'm changing my first name... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

"I'm changing my first name to Harry."

Another shameless, coke-hea... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Another shameless, coke-head, shit-hook, pervert democrat.

But I repeat myself.

Woman " I would call you a ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Woman " I would call you a big prick but I saw the picture"

Woman "You are a dirty, low... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Woman "You are a dirty, low down, perverted, no good scumbag, predatory, scroundrel who has the morals of a dog in heat"

Weiner "Hey I am a democrat. What did you expect?"

Stick a fork in him, he's d... (Below threshold)

Stick a fork in him, he's done.

DRUDGEBREAKING: Pr0n star t... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Pr0n star turns on Weiner. developing...

"You want my name? It's Bo... (Below threshold)
JLawson:

"You want my name? It's Bobbit. Still want my number?"

Weiner's withdrawal.... (Below threshold)
jbinnout:

Weiner's withdrawal.

You'll never guess what's h... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

You'll never guess what's holding this door open!

Excuse me mister, your fly ... (Below threshold)
Tina S:

Excuse me mister, your fly is unzipped.

Lady: Excuse me mister, you... (Below threshold)
Tina S:

Lady: Excuse me mister, your fly is unzipped.

Weiner: You like what you see? I can send you a picture? Whats your email?

I know you! You were on tha... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

I know you! You were on that show with Drew Cary!

"You're not getting off so ... (Below threshold)

"You're not getting off so easy!"
"I beg to differ..."

"Former Rep. Weiner Scolded... (Below threshold)
Caesar Augustus:

"Former Rep. Weiner Scolded in Public by New Boss; told to stop playing with himself in stockroom"

"The jiggity is up, Mister.... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"The jiggity is up, Mister."

Lady: "You're a lying perv... (Below threshold)
Caesar Augustus:

Lady: "You're a lying perverted worm"

Weiner: "A worm? Don't make fun of the size of my unit, be-atch"

Anthony Weiner at his new j... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Anthony Weiner at his new job. Thought balloon over his head - She's not leaving this store until she's bought two Samsung Galaxy smartphones and friended me or my name isn't "Big" Anthony Weiner.

You rook rike nice man, not... (Below threshold)
Charles Dugan:

You rook rike nice man, not fair God give you Pinnochio nose and Chinese weiner

Art W talks to Rep Weiner a... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Art W talks to Rep Weiner about his resignation.

Sorry about the page not av... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Sorry about the page not available on my facebook account. Do you want to join my twitter group?

Huma tells Lil' Anthony tha... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Huma tells Lil' Anthony that she has his balls in a lockbox in her desk.

Hen Peckered!!... (Below threshold)
Sep14:

Hen Peckered!!

An angry woman stops Weiner... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

An angry woman stops Weiner before he can come inside...

Mr. Weiner smiled ... until... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Mr. Weiner smiled ... until he found out the woman's last name is Bobbit, hired by Huma Abedin to perform a late-term circumcision.

She: Say, aren't you that C... (Below threshold)
Red Five:

She: Say, aren't you that Congressman who sent pictures of his pecker all over Twitter?
He: I am.
She: You ought to be hung.
He: I am.

Weiner thought bubble:<br /... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Weiner thought bubble:
"And all this because I pushed one little button incorrectly."

Some men undress you with t... (Below threshold)

Some men undress you with their eyes. Anthony Weiner visualizes them in 140 characters.

Video killed the weiner boy... (Below threshold)
Sep14:

Video killed the weiner boy star

Flashpants... (Below threshold)
Sep14:

Flashpants

You never flash your peanut... (Below threshold)
Sep14:

You never flash your peanuts, when your sitting at the keyboard, there'll be time enough for jail bait, when the Kool aids gone.

Weiner? I don't even know h... (Below threshold)

Weiner? I don't even know her.

Weiner, Weiner, Chicken din... (Below threshold)

Weiner, Weiner, Chicken dinner.

Weiner: "Oh, Sex sting... N... (Below threshold)

Weiner: "Oh, Sex sting... Nevermind, I thought you said sexting."

14:5714:5814:... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

14:57
14:58
14:59
...

Oh, sing it with me..... (Below threshold)
Sep14:

Oh, sing it with me..

'I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, that is what I truly want to be,. For if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, dummycrats would be in love with me."

Is it o.k. if I Twitter all... (Below threshold)
ken:

Is it o.k. if I Twitter all over your Facebook ?

The new Fed Ex spokesman ma... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The new Fed Ex spokesman man was met with disdain after delivering his package all over town.

Tina S to Congressman Weine... (Below threshold)
Kenny:

Tina S to Congressman Weiner:

"Why did you pull out? You're one of the best congressmen we have. I swoon every time I replay one of your attack dog floor speeches,

Shame on you for quitting!"

Screaming fan takes picture... (Below threshold)
clearmind:

Screaming fan takes picture of a whining Weinie with her finger camera!

"That's him, Officer! That'... (Below threshold)
mojo:

"That's him, Officer! That's the man!"

Weiner thinks "have I got a... (Below threshold)
Jim:

Weiner thinks "have I got a pic for you...heh"

I told you I wanted KETCHUP... (Below threshold)
syllabucks:

I told you I wanted KETCHUP on my hotdog, you weiner!

Tina S to Congressman Weine... (Below threshold)
Tina S:

Tina S to Congressman Weiner:

It doesn't suprise me you quit. I new you could never last long!

My husband Maury Povich say... (Below threshold)
Heckrules:

My husband Maury Povich says several women want to confront you on his next paternity testing show....."Anthony Weiner - YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

It's Weiner, ma'm, not Wank... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

It's Weiner, ma'm, not Wanker.

Asian lady:"I have... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Asian lady:

"I have nice piercing studio next door. Make you good price on Prince Albert!"

"That's him officer, only h... (Below threshold)
mseries:

"That's him officer, only he had grey underwear on his head."

MY Wiener has a First Name,... (Below threshold)
Louis:

MY Wiener has a First Name, it is A-N-t-H-O-N-Y.

"You Sir, are living proof ... (Below threshold)
mseries:

"You Sir, are living proof that HAVING one and BEING one aren't the same thing!"

Move over "wellstoned!" Yo... (Below threshold)

Move over "wellstoned!" You've just been "weinered!"

Woman "say my name BITCH"<... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Woman "say my name BITCH"

Here's a weiner all oiled u... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Here's a weiner all oiled up and no place to go.

Little Tony better be caref... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

Little Tony better be careful unless he wants to get more of a poke than what he was looking for.


Wang meets Weiner.... (Below threshold)

Wang meets Weiner.

"You're FIRED!"... (Below threshold)
jester7653:

"You're FIRED!"

"You lose job, you still pa... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"You lose job, you still pay rent! No excuses WEINER!"

"I'm sorry Ma'am. It's afte... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"I'm sorry Ma'am. It's after midnight-I just powered down the Slurpy Machine."

Having done his ATM busines... (Below threshold)
Brucepall:

Having done his ATM business, the soon to be unemployed Weiner is counseled by yet another irate constituent... You can see the lightbulb come on, and read his thoughts:

ATMs, Unemployment, and WTF... is Obama on to something?

Hey... maybe I can become an ATM repairman!

Rep. Weiner excoriated by n... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Rep. Weiner excoriated by neighborhood women for sending excessive "junk" mail.

The Perp grimaces and think... (Below threshold)
Brucepall:

The Perp grimaces and thinks:

"This is not the publicity I wanted"

Next time you reave my wait... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Next time you reave my waitress tip big as you nose... not you ding-a-ring!

After being rebuked in publ... (Below threshold)
Brucepall:

After being rebuked in public... yet again; Weiner smiles, and holds his retort: "Lady if you only knew, I just got hired by this bank's IT department!"

"Okay. I won't drop by agai... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

"Okay. I won't drop by again. But I can't believe that Mr. Sheen thinks I'm bad for his image."

Poor Weiner... he can't eve... (Below threshold)
Brucepall:

Poor Weiner... he can't even get his foot in the door, as the financing of his great YFrog business plan meets bank rejection once again!

The Moment of Truth:<... (Below threshold)
Brucepall:

The Moment of Truth:

Huma catches her Hubby just leaving the bank... after cleaning out their accounts.

Remember, you tweet with th... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Remember, you tweet with the equipment you have, not the equipment you'd like to have had.

Instead of Anthony, he prob... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Instead of Anthony, he probably should have been named "Ima"...

Chinese Sparrow to Rep Wein... (Below threshold)
Brucepall:

Chinese Sparrow to Rep Weiner:

Go ahead... go in and get money, or I spill our pillow talk about Secretary Clinton's Libyan activity.

Please, take your weiner an... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

Please, take your weiner and GO HOME!

Hey look, it's a Weiner wit... (Below threshold)
topjimmie:

Hey look, it's a Weiner with Ears!!!!

Hey! You're Congressman Wei... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Hey! You're Congressman Weiner! I recognize you from your picture.....sort of.

All your weiner are belong ... (Below threshold)

All your weiner are belong to us.

WOMAN: Frank ly Senator We... (Below threshold)
Olsoljer:

WOMAN: Frank ly Senator Weiner, I saw your junk, it looked like a penis, only smaller.

New York Post: "Weiner Trip... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

New York Post: "Weiner Trips On Dick Pics"

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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