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Spring Break starts with a bang

Three college students thought their spring break needed shaking up, so they rattled the windows - with dynamite. WFTV reports: Three spring breakers were arrested after an explosion rocked two...

Posted on March 21, 2008 5:11 PM

Pimp my Rolls

Once upon a time, simply owning a Rolls Royce signified wealth. Nowadays, for some with more money than taste, the genteel elegance just isn't enough. They need customization - including...

Posted on December 30, 2007 5:32 PM

Nonsense of the Senate

The United States Senate passed the Biden-Brownback resolution advocating a partition of Iraq with semi-autonomous regions. Their stupidity is exceeded only by their arrogance. Anne Flaherty reports for the Associated...

Posted on September 28, 2007 3:29 AM

Please smoke - it's for the kids!

Democrats are working on a huge expansion of the State Children's Health Insurance Program that covers children of families with too much income to qualify for Medicaid. The only problem...

Posted on August 18, 2007 1:56 PM

Seattle Fears The Redskins

I'm not talking about the Seattle Seahawks or their fans, but rather the Seattle Times. Use of the word 'Redskins' is against company policy for reporters, as noted in The...

Posted on January 13, 2006 1:46 PM

Irony is Lost On The Dumb - Issue Number 65,535

Sigh- Why not just carry a sign that says "I R Stupid." She wearing a dress with BLOOD on it to protest the fact Alito might get on the court...

Posted on January 13, 2006 12:36 PM

Have These People Never Been to a Funeral?

The moonbat wing of the Democratic party is trying to make the case that Lindsey Graham made Mrs. Alito cry. They are hiding behind John Cole's skirt to do it....

Posted on January 12, 2006 2:41 PM

God protects fools, drunks, and children...

And Destiny Foose, 14, of Londonderry, NH, managed to hit the trifecta last week. Here's a wake-up call for her parents, school, and peers. ...

Posted on January 10, 2006 5:00 AM

Playing with fire

Yesterday, I was all set to vent some outrage on this story -- someone left a tennis ball rigged as a bomb lying in the streets of Fairhaven, Massachusetts, where...

Posted on January 7, 2006 2:00 PM

Teaching the New York Times a little logic

Confederate Yankee has a rather good piece up that takes the New York Times to task for an article they published on body armor and the US Marines. CY points...

Posted on January 7, 2006 11:00 AM

Quote Of The Day - Barney Fife Edition

"This new technology has created a whole wave of crimes, and we're just trying to find ways to solve them."Canton City (Ohio) Prosecutor Frank Forchione commenting on the felony arrest...

Posted on January 7, 2006 1:58 AM

Quote of the Day- Hypocritical Dumbass Edition

I could never be a liberal. My brain would simply hurt. Senator Harry Reid of Nevada, the Democratic leader, is keeping the $30,500 donated to him and his political action...

Posted on January 5, 2006 10:49 PM

Democrats: Bunnies in Alaska More Important Than People of Louisiana

Well, the Democrats have shown their true colors. Republicans wanted to pay for the rebuilding of New Orleans with moines from drilling in ANWR. But for the Democrats, the bunnies...

Posted on December 22, 2005 11:19 AM

Irony is Lost on the Dumb

Babbling Babs is at it again. This time she cancelled her subscription to the LA Times because they... Well, I'll let her tell you: The greater Southern California community is...

Posted on December 7, 2005 10:40 AM

AP Wearing Its Bias on Its Sleeve

Geeze how's this for a lede... As a young government lawyer opposed to abortion rights, Samuel Alito... WOW- He opposes people's rights. Forgetting for a second the word abortion doesn't...

Posted on November 30, 2005 8:09 PM

Ice Age Predicted, Blamed on Global Warming

Scientist (cough) are now predicting an ice age in Europe... And they blame it on global warming. Better- they base the whole prediction on one set of ocean temps they...

Posted on November 30, 2005 3:20 PM

Utah Legislators Propose Lobbyist "Speed Dating"

What could go wrong? From The Salt Lake Tribune:Republicans in the Utah House of Representatives will let lobbyists "date" them for a few precious minutes - as long as they...

Posted on November 30, 2005 12:14 PM

Explaining "News" to the AP

Dear AP: When you have more photogs coving an event than you have people attending it: IT AIN'T NEWS Geeze they are so anxious to find something to make Bush...

Posted on November 27, 2005 9:25 PM

CNN Employees A Bit Touchy About The Cheney "X"

Daily Pundit's Bill Quick shares the recording of a call made by some marketing wackos named Team Hollywood to CNN's Headline News desk. The poor schlub answering the phone...

Posted on November 23, 2005 1:59 AM

60 Minutes Newest "Expert" is Sinking Faster Than New Orleans

Surprise, surprise, 60 Minutes put a thinly researched controversial report on the air and based the whole thing on an "expert" of questionable veracity. On the surface, Professor Tim Kusky...

Posted on November 22, 2005 10:48 AM

The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank

Seems little Johnny Depp is a victim again: DEPP: 'I CAN'T STAY IN RIOT-RAVAGED FRANCE' Hollywood star JOHNNY DEPP is so shocked by the riots raging through France, he's considering...

Posted on November 19, 2005 8:26 AM

Memo To The UN...

Build your own god damned Internet! On the plus side, Al Gore is probably available for consultation......

Posted on November 8, 2005 1:52 AM

Thousands of Armani Suits Ruined by Katrina

You might not know it from watching the images on television but before Katrina, New Orleans had the highest number of Armani suits per capita of any city in the...

Posted on November 5, 2005 9:00 AM

I might have to re-think something...

Every now and then, there's yet another push to make it illegal to use your cell phone while driving, and I've never been fully in favor of it. I can...

Posted on November 4, 2005 11:00 AM

A completely foreseeable tragedy

As the remnants of Hurricane Wilma slammed New England the last couple of days, most of us hunkered down and rode it out. My main problem was a few unplanned...

Posted on October 27, 2005 11:00 AM

Gilliard's Corollary To Goodwin's Law

We're no strangers to race controversy here at Wizbang, so you won't find me jumping up and down about what a racist Steve Gilliard is for portraying Maryland Lt. Governor...

Posted on October 27, 2005 12:33 AM

Why Anchors Read The News...

Because when they somehow manage to bribe (or extort) a producer into letting them do "a little field reporting" they end up doing something like this. This inevitably leads to...

Posted on October 21, 2005 1:06 AM

Last Year's Model

Last November we told you about millionaire heiress Paige Laurie, who was alleged to have paid her roommate $20,000 to do her schoolwork (such that it is) at the University...

Posted on October 19, 2005 5:01 PM

From trash to cash

There's an old saying that lotteries are taxes on stupid people, or people who can't do math. It's an aphorism I've tended to agree with. The odds are literally astronomical...

Posted on October 18, 2005 5:00 AM

New Orleans City Council Changes Rotation of Earth

Sometimes you just have to shake your head. Council seeks to keep daylight a while longer Keep clocks ahead to work, city pleads If the New Orleans City Council has...

Posted on October 14, 2005 11:10 AM

Bad doggie!

I've never been a fan of pit bulls, and it's a pretty common sentiment. In fact, in Boston, like many places, it's illegal to have a pit bull in public...

Posted on October 13, 2005 5:30 AM

UNICEF Carpet Bombs Smurf Village

Of course it's "for the children" so that makes it "OK." The Register reports that Belgian viewers, already shocked, can be thankful the ad agency didn't get its way....

Posted on October 11, 2005 1:20 AM

If it looks too good to be true...

One of the earliest lessons I ever learned was "if it looks too good to be true, it probably is." In politics, this is even more true. Whenever I've heard...

Posted on October 10, 2005 6:00 AM

Damn, I'm good...

A little over a week ago, I wrote about "Facebook," a web site where high school and college students can come together, find out about each other, and exchange ideas....

Posted on October 6, 2005 11:00 AM

Crap occurs

In Medway, Massachusetts, a septic-system service happens to be located pretty much across the street from an elementary school. This would be absolutely unremarkable, except the owner of the company...

Posted on October 5, 2005 9:30 AM

Confessions of a nerd

I have to confess I am a nerd. I have been one for nearly all my life. I loved Star Trek. I was devoted to all the series right up...

Posted on October 4, 2005 6:30 PM

The voice of experience

The other day, I heard a Public Service Announcement from the Massachusetts Attorney General's office. They were warning consumers to watch out for used cars that had been brought up...

Posted on October 1, 2005 3:00 PM

A modern-day horror story

Last week, the Boston Globe ran a touching story of a Hurricane Katrina refugee. Dionne White, 37, who was pregnant when she fled, gave birth to a son that she...

Posted on October 1, 2005 1:30 PM

Why No One Takes Salon Seriously

Leaving aside the fact that Salon doesn't even attempt to hide their decidedly liberal viewpoints, what passes as reporting is at times positively juvenile in it's ineptitude. Case in point,...

Posted on September 29, 2005 1:17 AM

"Ashamed Republican" Is An Embarrassed Democrat

This guy is quite the media darling in California... Jeb Eddy joins thousands of demonstrators to protest the war in Iraq on Saturday. The only problem is that he's a...

Posted on September 26, 2005 10:38 PM

Stupid is as stupid does. II

Paul Derangement Syndrome is spreading. And this one is just unbelievable. Chad is bent out of shape because I called him a dumbass. Well let's see why. Chad who is...

Posted on September 24, 2005 7:18 PM

"...and your little dog, too!"

We've all seen the devastation wrought by two major hurricanes on the Gulf Coast, and we've all seen the havoc wreaked on people driven to flee from it. So what's...

Posted on September 24, 2005 11:00 AM

New Orleans Officials: No Breach in Levee

I just want to make sure you all get this message loud and clear... All of you who are watching CNN or FOXNews might be under the mistaken impression that...

Posted on September 23, 2005 1:31 PM

New Orleans Already Flooding

The storm is still miles out and the lower 9th ward of New Orleans is already flooding. As I predicted, the water is just flowing over the repairs like they...

Posted on September 23, 2005 12:55 PM

Quote of the Day- Clueless Moron Edition

Sadly, I don't have my TiVo or I would get the name of this blathering idiot on FOX News. But the infobabe asks some weather guy how much rain New...

Posted on September 23, 2005 11:43 AM

Shouting "Fire" on a crowded street

One of the biggest problems I have with protests is that they often don't target the source of their grievance, but merely a "target of opportunity." People get all bent...

Posted on September 22, 2005 11:00 AM

Blanco is Toast. Game. Set. Match.

(I'm breaking my blogging break because this is just too important to miss.) For all of you who keep blaming Bush and trying to protect Blanco, I'm afraid I have...

Posted on September 14, 2005 10:40 AM

Snow job

Now that Labor Day has passed, it's time in New England to start thinking about the upcoming winter. And in addition to worrying about what the soaring fuel prices will...

Posted on September 14, 2005 6:25 AM

Stoned drivers hauling rocks

"The Big Dig," Boston's eternal public-works project, has been a great source of entertainment for those of us who prefer to laugh through our tears. The $2-billion-dollar project (original projections)...

Posted on September 9, 2005 11:00 AM

Big Bad Momma

Pregnancy sometimes does odd things to women. They find themselves experiencing odd cravings, as their bodies react and adapt to the amazing experience of creating and growing a new person...

Posted on September 9, 2005 8:00 AM

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