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The Legislature of the State of California Has Officially Gone Crazy

Thinking of taking your sweetie out for dinner and movie this Friday night? Looking for a babysitter? Show us your papers first, please. Per State Senator Doug LaMalfa (R, North-Central California), the legislators have detected a serious flaw in domestic employment of babysitters, and have jumped into action: How will parents react when they find [...]

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Spring Break starts with a bang

Three college students thought their spring break needed shaking up, so they rattled the windows – with dynamite. WFTV reports: Three spring breakers were arrested after an explosion rocked two…

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Pimp my Rolls

Once upon a time, simply owning a Rolls Royce signified wealth. Nowadays, for some with more money than taste, the genteel elegance just isn't enough. They need customization – including…

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Nonsense of the Senate

The United States Senate passed the Biden-Brownback resolution advocating a partition of Iraq with semi-autonomous regions. Their stupidity is exceeded only by their arrogance. Anne Flaherty reports for the Associated…

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Please smoke – it’s for the kids!

Democrats are working on a huge expansion of the State Children’s Health Insurance Program that covers children of families with too much income to qualify for Medicaid. The only problem…

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Seattle Fears The Redskins

I'm not talking about the Seattle Seahawks or their fans, but rather the Seattle Times. Use of the word 'Redskins' is against company policy for reporters, as noted in The…

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Irony is Lost On The Dumb – Issue Number 65,535

Irony is Lost On The Dumb – Issue Number 65,535

Sigh- Why not just carry a sign that says "I R Stupid." She wearing a dress with BLOOD on it to protest the fact Alito might get on the court…

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Have These People Never Been to a Funeral?

The moonbat wing of the Democratic party is trying to make the case that Lindsey Graham made Mrs. Alito cry. They are hiding behind John Cole's skirt to do it….

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God protects fools, drunks, and children…

And Destiny Foose, 14, of Londonderry, NH, managed to hit the trifecta last week. Here's a wake-up call for her parents, school, and peers….

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Playing with fire

Yesterday, I was all set to vent some outrage on this story — someone left a tennis ball rigged as a bomb lying in the streets of Fairhaven, Massachusetts, where…

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Teaching the New York Times a little logic

Confederate Yankee has a rather good piece up that takes the New York Times to task for an article they published on body armor and the US Marines. CY points…

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Quote Of The Day – Barney Fife Edition

"This new technology has created a whole wave of crimes, and we're just trying to find ways to solve them."Canton City (Ohio) Prosecutor Frank Forchione commenting on the felony arrest…

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Quote of the Day- Hypocritical Dumbass Edition

I could never be a liberal. My brain would simply hurt. Senator Harry Reid of Nevada, the Democratic leader, is keeping the $30,500 donated to him and his political action…

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Democrats: Bunnies in Alaska More Important Than People of Louisiana

Well, the Democrats have shown their true colors. Republicans wanted to pay for the rebuilding of New Orleans with moines from drilling in ANWR. But for the Democrats, the bunnies…

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Irony is Lost on the Dumb

Babbling Babs is at it again. This time she cancelled her subscription to the LA Times because they… Well, I'll let her tell you: The greater Southern California community is…

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AP Wearing Its Bias on Its Sleeve

Geeze how's this for a lede… As a young government lawyer opposed to abortion rights, Samuel Alito… WOW- He opposes people's rights. Forgetting for a second the word abortion doesn't…

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Ice Age Predicted, Blamed on Global Warming

Scientist (cough) are now predicting an ice age in Europe… And they blame it on global warming. Better- they base the whole prediction on one set of ocean temps they…

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Utah Legislators Propose Lobbyist "Speed Dating"

What could go wrong? From The Salt Lake Tribune:Republicans in the Utah House of Representatives will let lobbyists "date" them for a few precious minutes – as long as they…

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Explaining "News" to the AP

Explaining "News" to the AP

Dear AP: When you have more photogs coving an event than you have people attending it: IT AIN'T NEWS Geeze they are so anxious to find something to make Bush…

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CNN Employees A Bit Touchy About The Cheney "X"

CNN Employees A Bit Touchy About The Cheney "X"

Daily Pundit's Bill Quick shares the recording of a call made by some marketing wackos named Team Hollywood to CNN's Headline News desk. The poor schlub answering the phone…

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60 Minutes Newest "Expert" is Sinking Faster Than New Orleans

Surprise, surprise, 60 Minutes put a thinly researched controversial report on the air and based the whole thing on an "expert" of questionable veracity. On the surface, Professor Tim Kusky…

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The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank

Seems little Johnny Depp is a victim again: DEPP: 'I CAN'T STAY IN RIOT-RAVAGED FRANCE' Hollywood star JOHNNY DEPP is so shocked by the riots raging through France, he's considering…

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Memo To The UN…

Build your own god damned Internet! On the plus side, Al Gore is probably available for consultation……

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Thousands of Armani Suits Ruined by Katrina

You might not know it from watching the images on television but before Katrina, New Orleans had the highest number of Armani suits per capita of any city in the…

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I might have to re-think something…

Every now and then, there's yet another push to make it illegal to use your cell phone while driving, and I've never been fully in favor of it. I can…

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