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Quote Of The Day – Martin Luther King Day Edition

"When you look at the way the House of Representatives has been run, it has been run like a plantation and you know what I'm talking about…"Hillary Clinton, pandering to…

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Quote Of The Day – CBS New Math Edition

"[Y]ou know, they're talking about giving Katie Couric $20 million. I say take that $20 million you could buy 40 reporters, 40 new reporters. You could give them each $250,000."Andy…

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Quote of the Day- Hypocritical Dumbass Edition

I could never be a liberal. My brain would simply hurt. Senator Harry Reid of Nevada, the Democratic leader, is keeping the $30,500 donated to him and his political action…

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Quote Of The Day – Rumsfeld Derangement Syndrome Edition

"Do you know what we just saw? We just saw the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff tell the Secretary of Defense to sit down and shut up. In…

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Quote Of The Day – Shooting Star Edition

"I was in the wrong place at the wrong time, a lot of times. But that's all behind me now. I feel like the Lord, all the problems I was…

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Quote Of The Day – Phi Slama Pajama Edition

Funniest notion: That my clients would either (a) read my blog, or (b) care about my blog. Christ, I've managed to get exactly one of my friends interested in my…

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Quote Of The Day – T.O. Bootlicker Edition

So when you really think about it, the disgruntled NFL player really has only two choices these days: Stay quiet or create a real-life version of the Jerry Springer show…

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Quote Of The Day – Lipstick Lesbians Edition

"Alcohol, sex and cheerleaders are apparently the ingredients for a hot story, because I am getting flooded with calls."Laura McElroy, Tampa police spokeswoman, commenting on the world-wide interest in the…

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Quote Of The Day – I Am A Fashion God Edition

"Please roll up the sleeves of your shirt…all shirts. Even the President rolled his sleeves to just below the elbow. In this crises and on TV you just need to…

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Quote Of The Day – Red State/Blue Review Edition

The refreshing political bent [Kanye] West has displayed of late was also a no-show. Although his ad-libbed "George Bush doesn't care about black people" comment during a televised Hurricane Katrina…

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Quote Of The Day – Capitol Steps Edition

Bloggers claim I was their first pelt, and I believe that. I'll never read a blog.Former Senate majority leader Trent Lott commenting on the growing influence of blogs on Capitol…

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Quote Of The Day – Rather Semantic Edition

As for my own plans, I do not intend to 'pursue other interests' or even 'spend more time with my family,' wonderful as it is. I am going to remain…

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Quote Of The Day – Virginia's DINO Soars Edition

"No one is going to out-gun, out-pray or out-country-value me"Democrat Eric Ferguson, a candidate for a House of Delegates seat in southwestern Virginia, shares his campaign strategy. Think how conflicted…

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Quote Of The Day – Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire Edition

Quote Of The Day – Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire Edition

"It's not like we were trying to pass it off as something it wasn't"NBC News spokeswoman Lauren Kapp, explaining how it was that Today show reporter Michelle Kosinski was shown…

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Quote Of The Day – Innuendo Edition

"…I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called. He's got to go out there and say…

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Quote Of The Day – Historical Context Edition

"It is also interesting, historically … Of the 110 people who have sat on the Supreme Court, only half have been sitting judges when selected … History is filled with…

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Quote Of The Day – Desperate Housewife Edition

"Anger can be very, very productive, as long as it's focused and you don't lose your mind. After the London bombings [in July], someone asked me, 'Have we become complacent?…

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Quote of the Day- Clueless Moron Edition

Sadly, I don't have my TiVo or I would get the name of this blathering idiot on FOX News. But the infobabe asks some weather guy how much rain New…

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Quote Of The Day – Take Me Out To The Ballgame Edition

"Baseball in Chicago is a choke sport."Dallas Morning News columnist Kevin Blackistone on ESPN's Around The Horn, discussing the Chicago White Sox late season collapse. The White Sox led the…

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Quote Of The Day – You Are Stuck On Stupid Edition

"You are stuck on stupid. I'm not going to answer that question."Lt. Gen. Russel Honore, at an afternoon news conference on the threat from Hurricane Rita to New Orleans. The…

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Quote Of The Day – South Park Edition

"No dude, independent films are those black and white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding."Trey Parker and Matt Stone's foul-mouthed, pleasantly plump character Eric Cartman explains indie…

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Quote of the Day – New Orleans Politics Edition

"If Sen. Mary Landrieu were as good at busing black people to safety as she was at busing them to the polls to vote, none of them would have died."Those…

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Quote Of The Day – Runaway Bride Edition

“The Wilbanks family called up ABC and said, ‘Katie Couric is offering us $500,000; what can Diane [Sawyer] do?”An insider in the Jennifer Wilbanks camp, on the deal reached with…

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