Blasphemy

Allah has this to say about the current Wimbledon ladies champion Maria Sharapova:

Thick neck, square jaw, broad shoulders, and just a hint of five o’clock shadow. How does that song go again?

You’ll have to go read the rest, but suffice it to say a Kinks song is reworked.

To refute the smear from the Almighty, the defense would like to introduce into evidence this photograph from Wimbledon.

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Bigger, Please

The defense rests.

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Kerry Too Busy to Fight Terrorism

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